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programmerhumor | nater255 | ig806sl | <|soss|><|sot|>It's official boys, I'm a real programmer now<|eot|><|sost|>Just accidentally deleted every single entry in our production database. At 4:50pm. And i fucked up the backup, so we have to wait till tomorrow for someone to do a system restore.
Edit: 3 old men with very nice beards were very kind to me an... | 1,117 |
programmerhumor | WhiskyTequilaFinance | ig7cdm5 | <|soss|><|sot|>It's official boys, I'm a real programmer now<|eot|><|sost|>Just accidentally deleted every single entry in our production database. At 4:50pm. And i fucked up the backup, so we have to wait till tomorrow for someone to do a system restore.
Edit: 3 old men with very nice beards were very kind to me an... | 1,049 |
programmerhumor | Same_Dragonfly_2010 | ig78ech | <|soss|><|sot|>It's official boys, I'm a real programmer now<|eot|><|sost|>Just accidentally deleted every single entry in our production database. At 4:50pm. And i fucked up the backup, so we have to wait till tomorrow for someone to do a system restore.
Edit: 3 old men with very nice beards were very kind to me an... | 994 |
programmerhumor | DeficitDisordered | ig72rp5 | <|soss|><|sot|>It's official boys, I'm a real programmer now<|eot|><|sost|>Just accidentally deleted every single entry in our production database. At 4:50pm. And i fucked up the backup, so we have to wait till tomorrow for someone to do a system restore.
Edit: 3 old men with very nice beards were very kind to me an... | 765 |
programmerhumor | nosam56 | ig7918b | <|soss|><|sot|>It's official boys, I'm a real programmer now<|eot|><|sost|>Just accidentally deleted every single entry in our production database. At 4:50pm. And i fucked up the backup, so we have to wait till tomorrow for someone to do a system restore.
Edit: 3 old men with very nice beards were very kind to me an... | 748 |
programmerhumor | BlackBrown123 | keezd9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking for help online<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QEOYcAD.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,868 |
programmerhumor | Volker_Weissmann | gg27o37 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking for help online<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QEOYcAD.png<|eol|><|sor|>The next day:
"Hey, how do I close my Velcro shoes?"
"You don't need to close them, just buy laced shoes."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,873 |
programmerhumor | JC12231 | gg2jpqq | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking for help online<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QEOYcAD.png<|eol|><|sor|>The next day:
"Hey, how do I close my Velcro shoes?"
"You don't need to close them, just buy laced shoes."<|eor|><|sor|>*Duplicate thread, closed*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,322 |
programmerhumor | GlitterInfection | gg2dq77 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking for help online<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QEOYcAD.png<|eol|><|sor|>Or they say its already been asked and link you to How do I tie a tie?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,208 |
programmerhumor | yellow-memes | gg21s16 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking for help online<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QEOYcAD.png<|eol|><|sor|>Because avoiding problems is always easier than solving them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 957 |
programmerhumor | mr_d0gMa | gg2xslt | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking for help online<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QEOYcAD.png<|eol|><|sor|>The next day:
"Hey, how do I close my Velcro shoes?"
"You don't need to close them, just buy laced shoes."<|eor|><|sor|>*Duplicate thread, closed*<|eor|><|sor|>Just google it<|eor|><|sor|>First result: the current thread<|... | 738 |
programmerhumor | DeusExHircus | gg2njdb | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking for help online<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QEOYcAD.png<|eol|><|sor|>Your mistake was that you asked the question you wanted an answer for. Instead you should have posted a knot pic from the most horribly knotted shoelaces. Then you ask "I've got this knot working great but I can't seem to un... | 605 |
programmerhumor | PlsPmMeBoobPics | gg2y90h | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking for help online<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QEOYcAD.png<|eol|><|sor|>The next day:
"Hey, how do I close my Velcro shoes?"
"You don't need to close them, just buy laced shoes."<|eor|><|sor|>*Duplicate thread, closed*<|eor|><|sor|>Just google it<|eor|><|sor|>First result: the current thread<|... | 512 |
programmerhumor | BlackBrown123 | gg24q0z | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking for help online<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QEOYcAD.png<|eol|><|sor|>Because avoiding problems is always easier than solving them<|eor|><|soopr|>Not when you're in the national Shoe Lace tying competition<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | systembusy | gg2pay2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking for help online<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QEOYcAD.png<|eol|><|sor|>The next day:
"Hey, how do I close my Velcro shoes?"
"You don't need to close them, just buy laced shoes."<|eor|><|sor|>More like this is so simple, how do you not know how to do this? and the question is downvoted to obli... | 345 |
programmerhumor | rulerdude | gg2ufs2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking for help online<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QEOYcAD.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once asked a question related to a very specific thing that PHP did different than other languages.
90% of the answers was that I should use Python, 9% was helpful passive aggressive advices, and on the comment of one ans... | 343 |
programmerhumor | spaceman757 | gg2pghr | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking for help online<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QEOYcAD.png<|eol|><|sor|>Or they say its already been asked and link you to How do I tie a tie?<|eor|><|sor|>From 2012.<|eor|><|sor|>That was marked as answered because someone replied with "Asked and answered" with a link to a thread from 2006 titl... | 327 |
programmerhumor | SkinnyJoshPeck | gg2tjyg | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking for help online<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QEOYcAD.png<|eol|><|sor|>Your mistake was that you asked the question you wanted an answer for. Instead you should have posted a knot pic from the most horribly knotted shoelaces. Then you ask "I've got this knot working great but I can't seem to un... | 238 |
programmerhumor | BearCavalryCorpral | gg2ufva | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking for help online<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QEOYcAD.png<|eol|><|sor|>Or they say its already been asked and link you to How do I tie a tie?<|eor|><|sor|>From 2012.<|eor|><|sor|>That was marked as answered because someone replied with "Asked and answered" with a link to a thread from 2006 titl... | 216 |
programmerhumor | tinydonuts | gg2pcue | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking for help online<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QEOYcAD.png<|eol|><|sor|>The next day:
"Hey, how do I close my Velcro shoes?"
"You don't need to close them, just buy laced shoes."<|eor|><|sor|>How do I buy shoes?
You don't buy shoes, you walk barefoot because it's better for your health.<|eor|... | 191 |
programmerhumor | thewilloftheuniverse | gg30cy3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking for help online<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QEOYcAD.png<|eol|><|sor|>Your mistake was that you asked the question you wanted an answer for. Instead you should have posted a knot pic from the most horribly knotted shoelaces. Then you ask "I've got this knot working great but I can't seem to un... | 153 |
programmerhumor | BLIND119 | gg2m6mh | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking for help online<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QEOYcAD.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once asked a question related to a very specific thing that PHP did different than other languages.
90% of the answers was that I should use Python, 9% was helpful passive aggressive advices, and on the comment of one ans... | 148 |
programmerhumor | -NiMa- | 10v3qpu | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,834 |
programmerhumor | Rafcdk | j7fc58s | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>See the confusion is that game jams are done voluntarily and for fun in a weekend, and the other is something you have to do as part of how you pay for food and shelter for several months without even a pay increas... | 10,864 |
programmerhumor | dmullaney | j7f9ipb | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, a voluntary 48h Hackathon is very different to spending 6+ months working 70+ hour weeks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,391 |
programmerhumor | captaincockfart | j7fhlep | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>See the confusion is that game jams are done voluntarily and for fun in a weekend, and the other is something you have to do as part of how you pay for food and shelter for several months without even a pay increas... | 2,847 |
programmerhumor | IAmASquidInSpace | j7ffwue | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>See the confusion is that game jams are done voluntarily and for fun in a weekend, and the other is something you have to do as part of how you pay for food and shelter for several months without even a pay increas... | 1,783 |
programmerhumor | TheFiftGuy | j7fefbf | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every Jam I've been to has been extra clear that they so not wish for you to crunch and to take time to actually sleep.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,754 |
programmerhumor | row6666 | j7fk327 | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>See the confusion is that game jams are done voluntarily and for fun in a weekend, and the other is something you have to do as part of how you pay for food and shelter for several months without even a pay increas... | 1,424 |
programmerhumor | HuntingHorns | j7fgogp | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, a voluntary 48h Hackathon is very different to spending 6+ months working 70+ hour weeks.<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when the reason you're doing 48hours is to express something creative you're passionate abo... | 1,351 |
programmerhumor | mikewirkijowski | j7fgrhg | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Game Jams:
- Are for fun
- No on forces you to finish them
- Are a competition
- **Youll never have to look at this code again**
- Involve getting to know cool new people
- Last a weekend
Game dev crunches:
... | 1,295 |
programmerhumor | ILikeLenexa | j7fodv1 | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>See the confusion is that game jams are done voluntarily and for fun in a weekend, and the other is something you have to do as part of how you pay for food and shelter for several months without even a pay increas... | 788 |
programmerhumor | Evo_Kaer | j7flbfe | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>See the confusion is that game jams are done voluntarily and for fun in a weekend, and the other is something you have to do as part of how you pay for food and shelter for several months without even a pay increas... | 617 |
programmerhumor | RedstoneRusty | j7fmnsb | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every Jam I've been to has been extra clear that they so not wish for you to crunch and to take time to actually sleep.<|eor|><|sor|>My first jam I was in college and I stayed up the whole 48 hours. By the end, I was ... | 467 |
programmerhumor | RunJun | j7fmhx6 | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>See the confusion is that game jams are done voluntarily and for fun in a weekend, and the other is something you have to do as part of how you pay for food and shelter for several months without even a pay increas... | 341 |
programmerhumor | fatrobin72 | j7fgr9z | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Every Jam I've been to has been extra clear that they so not wish for you to crunch and to take time to actually sleep.<|eor|><|sor|>it depends on your definition of "crunch" but yeah when I have done Game Jams I have... | 329 |
programmerhumor | AlabamaPanda777 | j7fdfyy | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me when marathon runners drive cars to work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 327 |
programmerhumor | Jouzou87 | j7frpmw | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Game Jams:
- Are for fun
- No on forces you to finish them
- Are a competition
- **Youll never have to look at this code again**
- Involve getting to know cool new people
- Last a weekend
Game dev crunches:
... | 316 |
programmerhumor | Creative-Ad-NR7333 | j7fb8ho | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Those were fun in uni, but after you graduate? Fuck off.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | tinverse | j7fmhtt | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>See the confusion is that game jams are done voluntarily and for fun in a weekend, and the other is something you have to do as part of how you pay for food and shelter for several months without even a pay increas... | 287 |
programmerhumor | EgNotaEkkiReddit | j7fpi6n | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>See the confusion is that game jams are done voluntarily and for fun in a weekend, and the other is something you have to do as part of how you pay for food and shelter for several months without even a pay increas... | 267 |
programmerhumor | t0m4_87 | j7fbrk9 | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>it's confusing because you try to compare apples with oranges<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | DartFrogYT | j7fivlf | <|sols|><|sot|>These are confusing times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrxju36stjga1.png<|eol|><|sor|>See the confusion is that game jams are done voluntarily and for fun in a weekend, and the other is something you have to do as part of how you pay for food and shelter for several months without even a pay increas... | 205 |
programmerhumor | Neck_Crafty | 122p5mb | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,753 |
programmerhumor | N_L_7 | jdr5qcm | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this loss?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,280 |
programmerhumor | ProstheticAttitude | jdrbvbj | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you can write bugs in it, it's a programming language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,700 |
programmerhumor | Piorn | jdreb4k | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does the language allow terminating a child process?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,664 |
programmerhumor | outsidetheparty | jdrj2ku | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you can write bugs in it, it's a programming language.<|eor|><|sor|>This is. actually a solid definition<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,947 |
programmerhumor | HibicoTV | jdr8li9 | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If someone says scratch isnt a programming language its their loss
Edit: Holy Sasquatch poop marinaded in ravioli. Reddit silver? *awkwardly, yet politely Macarenas away*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 2,664 |
programmerhumor | GimmeHardyHat_ | jdrjcba | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this loss?<|eor|><|sor|>Omg it is<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,569 |
programmerhumor | SonicLoverDS | jdr9wwv | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> talk to object receptionist
It's 2023 and women are still getting objectified?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,259 |
programmerhumor | menides | jdrn9zz | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this loss?<|eor|><|sor|>Omg it is<|eor|><|sor|>One that got me stumped was a guy writing "1 2 2 50"
Because | || || |_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,636 |
programmerhumor | videogamefaith | jdr5yth | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It got my kids super excited and now they are onto harder lower level languages. I vote yes and think it's a brilliant training tool.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,446 |
programmerhumor | LonelyPerceptron | jdrmgq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does the language allow terminating a child process?<|eor|><|sor|>Wow, that ones *spicy*.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,225 |
programmerhumor | Nodewlsgges | jdrati5 | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> talk to object receptionist
It's 2023 and women are still getting objectified?<|eor|><|sor|>Hey hey hey, youre the one assuming the Loss comic receptionist is a woman
/j<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 1,178 |
programmerhumor | butterytelevision | jdrkqga | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you can write bugs in it, it's a programming language.<|eor|><|sor|>This is. actually a solid definition<|eor|><|sor|>so if I eat some crickets does that mean Im a programming language<|eor|><|e... | 1,023 |
programmerhumor | Fritzschmied | jdr8ocw | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Of course is scratch a programming language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 852 |
programmerhumor | Kuritos | jds36bi | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this loss?<|eor|><|sor|>Omg it is<|eor|><|sor|>One that got me stumped was a guy writing "1 2 2 50"
Because | || || |_<|eor|><|sor|>I have that image saved on my camera roll<|eor|><|sor|>
... | 723 |
programmerhumor | sintemp | jdron8f | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this loss?<|eor|><|sor|>
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 697 |
programmerhumor | outsidetheparty | jdrm0bt | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you can write bugs in it, it's a programming language.<|eor|><|sor|>This is. actually a solid definition<|eor|><|sor|>so if I eat some crickets does that mean Im a programming language<|eor|><|s... | 683 |
programmerhumor | erishun | jdrfxpk | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> | | i
| | | -<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 601 |
programmerhumor | Slimxshadyx | jdrmtxo | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It got my kids super excited and now they are onto harder lower level languages. I vote yes and think it's a brilliant training tool.<|eor|><|sor|>It is. People here have a weird superiority comple... | 555 |
programmerhumor | PabloEdvardo | jds02xb | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does the language allow terminating a child process?<|eor|><|sor|>the dangers of forking<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 525 |
programmerhumor | mpattok | jdr5m94 | <|sols|><|sot|>is scratch considered a programming language?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ffbo1wd45qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, its even Turing complete so the bozos with that arbitrary standard cant argue<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 514 |
programmerhumor | FlyCodeHQ | y9rbu6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,609 |
programmerhumor | ManInBlack829 | it71zjf | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Work for a consulting firm then.
"Hey, I know your experience is 10 years with C++, but the client wants this in Rust. You might want to read up a bit before the project starts."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,441 |
programmerhumor | pente5 | it73piy | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I didn't know the actual jobs are so cute.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,316 |
programmerhumor | vrumpt | it7bp2a | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm currently interviewing for a new job and the technical questions I'm getting are insane. In my 10 years working the number of times I've needed to know by heart the textbook definition of something is zero.<|e... | 936 |
programmerhumor | KingDakyThe3Rd | it7mtot | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Had a full stack web dev interview. All they wanted me to do was create a button with a shadow.
I did it in literally 30 seconds.
Got hired. Worked for 2 days and they shut the company down<|eor|><|eols|><|endoft... | 783 |
programmerhumor | Batcave765 | it78pm5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Work for a consulting firm then.
"Hey, I know your experience is 10 years with C++, but the client wants this in Rust. You might want to read up a bit before the project starts."<|eor|><|sor|>"Then why don't you ... | 772 |
programmerhumor | Upvoter_NeverDie | it7p53c | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm currently interviewing for a new job and the technical questions I'm getting are insane. In my 10 years working the number of times I've needed to know by heart the textbook definition of something is zero.<|e... | 502 |
programmerhumor | Fl333r | it7xbvx | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I didn't know the actual jobs are so cute.<|eor|><|sor|>I think a more accurate depiction would be worn out scruffy dinos falling apart sitting by 2 monitors with 300 tabs open on each browser window<|eor|><|eols|>... | 440 |
programmerhumor | I_Am_Become_Dream | it729z0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Times Ive used recursion or dynamic programming at my job: 0.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 428 |
programmerhumor | brimston3- | it7cdcr | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Work for a consulting firm then.
"Hey, I know your experience is 10 years with C++, but the client wants this in Rust. You might want to read up a bit before the project starts."<|eor|><|sor|>"Then why don't you ... | 382 |
programmerhumor | qubedView | it79t3o | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Tech interviews remind me of a Mitch Hedberg routine:
> When you're in Hollywood and you're a comedian, everybody wants you to do other things. All right, you're a stand-up comedian, can you write us a script? Tha... | 364 |
programmerhumor | LopsidedWafer3269 | it7zr83 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Had a full stack web dev interview. All they wanted me to do was create a button with a shadow.
I did it in literally 30 seconds.
Got hired. Worked for 2 days and they shut the company down<|eor|><|sor|>Lol not s... | 331 |
programmerhumor | toterra | it7j5jz | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>99% of most jobs is just reading and trying to understand the shit pre-existing code. 1% of the time is actually coding. Unfortunately that is hard to interview for. So they usually fall back on the 'years of exper... | 284 |
programmerhumor | FlyCodeHQ | it75sii | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I didn't know the actual jobs are so cute.<|eor|><|soopr|>They are but you have to be a giant monster to get that cute job <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 270 |
programmerhumor | ryuseiken2013 | it7dj1e | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>My personal experience.
My interview:
"Answer complicate angular questions and provide a personal project using angular and c#"
The job:
"Make the header tittle bigger"
*never use c#, only angular*
Edit: when i... | 265 |
programmerhumor | not-my-best-wank | it777lz | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Times Ive used recursion or dynamic programming at my job: 0.<|eor|><|sor|>If you haven't used recursion, that's on you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 253 |
programmerhumor | AyMustBeTheThrowaway | it81jkb | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Had a full stack web dev interview. All they wanted me to do was create a button with a shadow.
I did it in literally 30 seconds.
Got hired. Worked for 2 days and they shut the company down<|eor|><|sor|>Lol not s... | 245 |
programmerhumor | Wonderwhile | it86zax | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm currently interviewing for a new job and the technical questions I'm getting are insane. In my 10 years working the number of times I've needed to know by heart the textbook definition of something is zero.<|e... | 230 |
programmerhumor | IFRCodeMonkey | it7by4x | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is what I've been arguing with other devs in other threads about. They want me to recite the precise definition of third normal form in round 14 of the interview process. And if I can do that, they'll let me... | 222 |
programmerhumor | not-my-best-wank | it77835 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Times Ive used recursion or dynamic programming at my job: 0.<|eor|><|sor|>If you haven't used recursion, that's on you.<|eor|><|sor|>If you haven't used recursion, that's on you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | DaFatAlien | it7nklv | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech interview vs actual job<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2voz6a7a5v91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Tech interviews remind me of a Mitch Hedberg routine:
> When you're in Hollywood and you're a comedian, everybody wants you to do other things. All right, you're a stand-up comedian, can you write us a script? Tha... | 192 |
programmerhumor | doarMihai | w2uu8c | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,514 |
programmerhumor | bewbsrkewl | igsrgns | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Company: we desperately need more developers why can't we fill these roles?
*proceeds to put candidates through insane, 12-round interview process that tests candidates on esoteric nonsense rather than the skill... | 3,878 |
programmerhumor | dannyb_prodigy | igsws79 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite interaction with a recruiter happened about a year ago after leaving a job I held for about 6 years. About 2 weeks into my new job I was contacted by a recruiter who said that my background looked per... | 2,256 |
programmerhumor | crazyboy1234 | igsvgws | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Company: we desperately need more developers why can't we fill these roles?
*proceeds to put candidates through insane, 12-round interview process that tests candidates on esoteric nonsense rather than the skill... | 1,467 |
programmerhumor | Smooth-Zucchini4923 | igstyaq | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"We know a position which would be a great fit for you."
"Hello, here's my resume."
"Oh, hmm, umm. We're really looking for somebody who has more experience in Node.JS."
"My resume and online profile doesn't m... | 1,465 |
programmerhumor | H4R81N63R | igsdrk9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The annoying ones for me are the ones that reach out to you, promise to send you more info in an email and then completely ghost you
I'm looking at you unsolicited LinkedIn recruiters<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,402 |
programmerhumor | ImpossibleParsnip947 | igtb301 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite interaction with a recruiter happened about a year ago after leaving a job I held for about 6 years. About 2 weeks into my new job I was contacted by a recruiter who said that my background looked per... | 1,307 |
programmerhumor | bobzilla | igt80ox | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Company: we desperately need more developers why can't we fill these roles?
*proceeds to put candidates through insane, 12-round interview process that tests candidates on esoteric nonsense rather than the skill... | 975 |
programmerhumor | thecw | igt64u5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Company: we desperately need more developers why can't we fill these roles?
*proceeds to put candidates through insane, 12-round interview process that tests candidates on esoteric nonsense rather than the skill... | 921 |
programmerhumor | Borkleberry | igt9ttw | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Company: we desperately need more developers why can't we fill these roles?
*proceeds to put candidates through insane, 12-round interview process that tests candidates on esoteric nonsense rather than the skill... | 758 |
programmerhumor | Cyb3rSab3r | igtetg1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Company: we desperately need more developers why can't we fill these roles?
*proceeds to put candidates through insane, 12-round interview process that tests candidates on esoteric nonsense rather than the skill... | 747 |
programmerhumor | thecw | igt8662 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Company: we desperately need more developers why can't we fill these roles?
*proceeds to put candidates through insane, 12-round interview process that tests candidates on esoteric nonsense rather than the skill... | 651 |
programmerhumor | GabionSquared | igt3hlc | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"We know a position which would be a great fit for you."
"Hello, here's my resume."
"Oh, hmm, umm. We're really looking for somebody who has more experience in Node.JS."
"My resume and online profile doesn't m... | 478 |
programmerhumor | PersuserofEverything | igt4mx1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I get the opposite. I'm a junior developer and I keep getting recruiters that say "Hey, you look like a good fit for this Senior Developer Lead position that needs 10+ years of experience!"... | 470 |
programmerhumor | SowTheSeeds | igsjq5c | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I declined a job because part of their interview process was to have me pretend to be an employee for a day, including sitting in meetings.
Another rather big software company had me sit 6 hours in a room with n... | 361 |
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