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programmerhumor | bremidon | ifp27vy | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like how there's a picture of a tiger completely out of place, the guy just wanted practice lol<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean out of place? Its clearly demonstrating the serious fury that your heinous crimes will be met with. Tigers can do serious things just like the police can.<|eor|><|sor|>
Didn't pay 500 usa currency<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 839 |
programmerhumor | EMREOYUN | ifp2uwl | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>500 usa currency
Is this a new coin? How much btc is it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 808 |
programmerhumor | fuuuuuf | ifp4noo | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>usa currency?
Are we paying in burgers or bullets?<|eor|><|sor|>500 freedoms<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 613 |
programmerhumor | _PeakyFokinBlinders_ | ifp5fac | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You committed treason and punishment will be very rough, unless ofcourse you pay us 500 bucks, then you're fine. Also we have added a picture of a tiger to make it seem very believable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 553 |
programmerhumor | harumamburoo | ifp80rd | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We are police, we can do serious things. If it's not related to software development<|eor|><|sor|>Tbh this level of software seems about right for the US government.<|eor|><|sor|>Hah, that's true. Any .gov, really.
Edit: I stand corrected, **a lot of** .gov sites, not all of them, as it was fairly pointed out in replies<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 528 |
programmerhumor | steinbe | ifp4e31 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like how there's a picture of a tiger completely out of place, the guy just wanted practice lol<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean out of place? Its clearly demonstrating the serious fury that your heinous crimes will be met with. Tigers can do serious things just like the police can.<|eor|><|sor|>
Didn't pay 500 usa currency<|eor|><|sor|>Damn that tiger is jumping higher than that elephant.<|eor|><|sor|>Easy, that elephant isn't jumping at all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 506 |
programmerhumor | Razakel | ifpltkc | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HTML hackers keep me up at night.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly scammers could be very scary if they could write decent English.
Fortunately none of them can, for some reason.<|eor|><|sor|>It's deliberate. They don't want to waste their time on anyone who recognises that it's a scam.
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/research/publication/why-do-nigerian-scammers-say-they-are-from-nigeria/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 504 |
programmerhumor | loulan | ifpkpv8 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HTML hackers keep me up at night.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly scammers could be very scary if they could write decent English.
Fortunately none of them can, for some reason.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 498 |
programmerhumor | fuuuuuf | ifp4mgm | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>500 usa currency
Is this a new coin? How much btc is it?<|eor|><|sor|>send 500 moneys, now!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | ardavei | ifp87zp | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We are police, we can do serious things. If it's not related to software development<|eor|><|sor|>Tbh this level of software seems about right for the US government.<|eor|><|sor|>Hah, that's true. Any .gov, really.
Edit: I stand corrected, **a lot of** .gov sites, not all of them, as it was fairly pointed out in replies<|eor|><|sor|>Eh, some are a lot better. The Nordics and Estonia come to mind.
They're not great, but you can get all of your interactions done without too much of a hassle and without feeling like you're back in the '90s.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | yorokobe__shounen | ifp3iy7 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like how there's a picture of a tiger completely out of place, the guy just wanted practice lol<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean out of place? Its clearly demonstrating the serious fury that your heinous crimes will be met with. Tigers can do serious things just like the police can.<|eor|><|sor|>
Didn't pay 500 usa currency<|eor|><|sor|>Damn that tiger is jumping higher than that elephant.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | Brando224 | ts99fq | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48,729 |
programmerhumor | SirNoodlehe | i2r2mq5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As an experienced c/c++/c#/java/python/vb programmer i realy like to build shit in excel. It's awesome. Just dont let other users use it for important purposes <|eor|><|sor|>On the first day of my intro to AI class the teacher asked us to implement a binary tree in any language we wanted so, for the meme, I wrote mine in VBA.
Little did I know, the course was designed to build a little on top of that code every class.
So, by the end of the semester I had this awful, clunky optimisation algorithm AI model built fully in Excel.
Wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry throughout 95% of the process.
However, the teacher loved it. Said it was the easiest submission to grade since he didn't have install/compile anything fancy to run it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,670 |
programmerhumor | Dr-Appeltaart | i2qittq | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As an experienced c/c++/c#/java/python/vb programmer i realy like to build shit in excel. It's awesome. Just dont let other users use it for important purposes <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,499 |
programmerhumor | Zarathustra30 | i2r4nss | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As an experienced c/c++/c#/java/python/vb programmer i realy like to build shit in excel. It's awesome. Just dont let other users use it for important purposes <|eor|><|sor|>On the first day of my intro to AI class the teacher asked us to implement a binary tree in any language we wanted so, for the meme, I wrote mine in VBA.
Little did I know, the course was designed to build a little on top of that code every class.
So, by the end of the semester I had this awful, clunky optimisation algorithm AI model built fully in Excel.
Wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry throughout 95% of the process.
However, the teacher loved it. Said it was the easiest submission to grade since he didn't have install/compile anything fancy to run it.<|eor|><|sor|>And this is why Excel will never die. The barrier to entry is so damn low.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 905 |
programmerhumor | Torylon | i2q7yr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Haha, thats how I started my programming career
Me:
Macros are so useful, but I need more
VBA is so useful, but I need more
R is so useful, but I need more
Python is so useful, but I need more
And now I build internal web apps for a major corporation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 809 |
programmerhumor | brad2575 | i2q7nsw | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you pastor protects the sheets and don't let them move stuff around. Only give them access to what they need.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 566 |
programmerhumor | Syscrush | i2qc32m | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>#NAMED RANGES, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
*Or, if you're a person of culture and taste like u/SatanStoleMyCat, use tables. They really are way better.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 464 |
programmerhumor | savage_slurpie | i2qgzbr | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Two of my siblings are financial analysts and I have witnessed them doing unholy things with excel.
It would honestly be easier for them to learn python or something. Its so ridiculous.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 447 |
programmerhumor | _oohshiny | i2r84zk | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As an experienced c/c++/c#/java/python/vb programmer i realy like to build shit in excel. It's awesome. Just dont let other users use it for important purposes <|eor|><|sor|>On the first day of my intro to AI class the teacher asked us to implement a binary tree in any language we wanted so, for the meme, I wrote mine in VBA.
Little did I know, the course was designed to build a little on top of that code every class.
So, by the end of the semester I had this awful, clunky optimisation algorithm AI model built fully in Excel.
Wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry throughout 95% of the process.
However, the teacher loved it. Said it was the easiest submission to grade since he didn't have install/compile anything fancy to run it.<|eor|><|sor|>And this is why Excel will never die. The barrier to entry is so damn low.<|eor|><|sor|>[Have you seen the animations, simulations etc. you can do with it?](https://excelunusual.com/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 437 |
programmerhumor | papacheapo | i2qk4qu | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Two of my siblings are financial analysts and I have witnessed them doing unholy things with excel.
It would honestly be easier for them to learn python or something. Its so ridiculous.<|eor|><|sor|>One of my university professors (applied math) had friends that worked for some of the financial institutions through the Great Recession and mortgage crisis Many of the CBOs were literally just models in Excel spreadsheets.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | senorgraves | i2r9aax | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As an experienced c/c++/c#/java/python/vb programmer i realy like to build shit in excel. It's awesome. Just dont let other users use it for important purposes <|eor|><|sor|>I started as a SQL report writer and nothing gives me more joy than replacing someone's shitty excel or access report that a market analyst spends 3 days/week every week building, with SQL and an ETL or two. It got pretty aggressive at that company between the 2 groups to the point the SQL guys where advocating for the complete banishment of Access and forbidding macros of any kind. To be fair excel usage on big projects resulted it huge problems or lost data regularly.<|eor|><|sor|>Business user: "So every morning we download these, then we copy paste into here, then we rename these columns and [continues for a while]... It takes Pam about 10 hours a week"
You: "I see. I can make this take 0 hours a week, and you can run it every hour if you want."
Business user: "You can WHAAA?"
Never gets old<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | Tough_Patient | i2qo1he | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>On the other hand: spending two days to make a macro turning a 5 hour job into a five minute job which never breaks because the input data is from obsolete tech<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | papacheapo | i2qjn5q | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you pastor protects the sheets and don't let them move stuff around. Only give them access to what they need.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Getting a sheet unlocked often did require a miracle<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | brandmeist3r | i2r8rmp | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As an experienced c/c++/c#/java/python/vb programmer i realy like to build shit in excel. It's awesome. Just dont let other users use it for important purposes <|eor|><|sor|>On the first day of my intro to AI class the teacher asked us to implement a binary tree in any language we wanted so, for the meme, I wrote mine in VBA.
Little did I know, the course was designed to build a little on top of that code every class.
So, by the end of the semester I had this awful, clunky optimisation algorithm AI model built fully in Excel.
Wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry throughout 95% of the process.
However, the teacher loved it. Said it was the easiest submission to grade since he didn't have install/compile anything fancy to run it.<|eor|><|sor|>And this is why Excel will never die. The barrier to entry is so damn low.<|eor|><|sor|>[Have you seen the animations, simulations etc. you can do with it?](https://excelunusual.com/)<|eor|><|sor|>Wow, thanks for that link! Anyway, everyone should check the Raytracing Excel video out, too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | scr710 | i2qir2m | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Haha, thats how I started my programming career
Me:
Macros are so useful, but I need more
VBA is so useful, but I need more
R is so useful, but I need more
Python is so useful, but I need more
And now I build internal web apps for a major corporation<|eor|><|sor|>That's great to hear, congrats.
BTW Happy Cake day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | avgDataScientist | i2qz3cx | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>#NAMED RANGES, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
*Or, if you're a person of culture and taste like u/SatanStoleMyCat, use tables. They really are way better.*<|eor|><|sor|>This guy excels<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | revcanon | i2qzu4q | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Two of my siblings are financial analysts and I have witnessed them doing unholy things with excel.
It would honestly be easier for them to learn python or something. Its so ridiculous.<|eor|><|sor|>One of my university professors (applied math) had friends that worked for some of the financial institutions through the Great Recession and mortgage crisis Many of the CBOs were literally just models in Excel spreadsheets.<|eor|><|sor|>Still are.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | RandomiseUsr0 | i2qk0bi | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Ive got an embarrassing number of years as a corporate VB programmer (VB6) - its amazing that skillset remains useful to this day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | delbin | i2rbptr | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As an experienced c/c++/c#/java/python/vb programmer i realy like to build shit in excel. It's awesome. Just dont let other users use it for important purposes <|eor|><|sor|>I started as a SQL report writer and nothing gives me more joy than replacing someone's shitty excel or access report that a market analyst spends 3 days/week every week building, with SQL and an ETL or two. It got pretty aggressive at that company between the 2 groups to the point the SQL guys where advocating for the complete banishment of Access and forbidding macros of any kind. To be fair excel usage on big projects resulted it huge problems or lost data regularly.<|eor|><|sor|>Business user: "So every morning we download these, then we copy paste into here, then we rename these columns and [continues for a while]... It takes Pam about 10 hours a week"
You: "I see. I can make this take 0 hours a week, and you can run it every hour if you want."
Business user: "You can WHAAA?"
Never gets old<|eor|><|sor|>Had a woman that would spend an entire day downloading PDF's, merging them, then emailing them to a few hundred people. I got it down to a mouse click. The sad thing is she went from working 50 hours a week to working 50 hours a week. There was always more to dump on these people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | value_counts | wulprf | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48,703 |
programmerhumor | Mr_Kikos | ilag4b6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait, don't programmers have a decent salary in 1st world countries?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,315 |
programmerhumor | mikeyeli | ilak5m0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to work remotely for rich countries while living in poor countries! wouldn't recommend it though, having money around here is usually detrimental to your health, lmao.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,934 |
programmerhumor | the_mantis_shrimp | ilansil | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait, don't programmers have a decent salary in 1st world countries?<|eor|><|sor|>In Australia some of the most ridiculous salaries I see on job ads are for devs. I'm not sure which first world countries are underpaying their programmers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,810 |
programmerhumor | rudboi12 | ilao8vd | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to work remotely for rich countries while living in poor countries! wouldn't recommend it though, having money around here is usually detrimental to your health, lmao.<|eor|><|sor|>This. I currently work for a UK company in Spain. Living the life lol. Spain salary for devs are criminally low (around 23k entry level)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,085 |
programmerhumor | Strostkovy | ilaj63m | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait, don't programmers have a decent salary in 1st world countries?<|eor|><|sor|>Dunno I earn 3.5k a month as Junior in the Netherlands with 1 year experience. But I can get more if I wanted, with all the recruiters that spam me every day.<|eor|><|sor|>3.5k with 1 year? What position do you have? MBO/HBO/WO?
I am genuinely surprised to see that amount<|eor|><|sor|>HBO<|eor|><|sor|>I have HBO and I have to pay $7 per month<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 977 |
programmerhumor | Kschitiz23x3 | ilailrw | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I can confirm the second part. Even with 900 USD a month in India (with 1yr exp.), I feel the luxury as everything else is very cheap<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 894 |
programmerhumor | Pepito_Pepito | ilay136 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait, don't programmers have a decent salary in 1st world countries?<|eor|><|sor|>In Australia some of the most ridiculous salaries I see on job ads are for devs. I'm not sure which first world countries are underpaying their programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>My wife and I, both senior developers, are moving to Australia. The worst case scenario is we both settle for junior positions and even then, we'd still be in the middle class.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 885 |
programmerhumor | NLxDoDge | ilageeb | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait, don't programmers have a decent salary in 1st world countries?<|eor|><|sor|>Dunno I earn 3.5k a month as Junior in the Netherlands with 1 year experience. But I can get more if I wanted, with all the recruiters that spam me every day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 705 |
programmerhumor | Boolzay | ilaqy9f | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I started programming in the first place. Minimum wage in my country is 200 usd.
Working remotely for 2.5k a month allows me to live like a king. We've hacked the system.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 508 |
programmerhumor | dieItalienischer | ilaopmq | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to work remotely for rich countries while living in poor countries! wouldn't recommend it though, having money around here is usually detrimental to your health, lmao.<|eor|><|sor|>This. I currently work for a UK company in Spain. Living the life lol. Spain salary for devs are criminally low (around 23k entry level)<|eor|><|sor|>Really? I work for a UK company in the UK and I only make 25k, and that was after management reluctanly gave a company wide raise from 23k<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 498 |
programmerhumor | nzgrd | ilatt1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had ~6k every month, with 5% taxes, everything cheap as fuck
Now i'm conscripted to take part in a war)
Everything has its price \\\_()\_/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 390 |
programmerhumor | the_mantis_shrimp | ilaybu5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait, don't programmers have a decent salary in 1st world countries?<|eor|><|sor|>In Australia some of the most ridiculous salaries I see on job ads are for devs. I'm not sure which first world countries are underpaying their programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>My wife and I, both senior developers, are moving to Australia. The worst case scenario is we both settle for junior positions and even then, we'd still be in the middle class.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh I think you will be very well off. Use Seek.com, you will see some very attractive salaries for senior devs.
In fact, software developer is listed in the Priority Migration Skilled Occupations List, so government really wants you here:
https://immi.homeaffairs.gov.au/visas/employing-and-sponsoring-someone/sponsoring-workers/pmsol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 380 |
programmerhumor | Hariboqwe | ilaitkn | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I can confirm the second part. Even with 900 USD a month in India (with 1yr exp.), I feel the luxury as everything else is very cheap<|eor|><|sor|>Time to move to India<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | Illustrious-Fault224 | ilap7y9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>as a developer in Japan, I don't even know where I rank lmao. Seeing u.s. salaries for the same level of work that I do, yet still kind of living quite well off as my salary alone is above the median **household** income....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 327 |
programmerhumor | Boolzay | ilbeoj3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I started programming in the first place. Minimum wage in my country is 200 usd.
Working remotely for 2.5k a month allows me to live like a king. We've hacked the system.<|eor|><|sor|>Which country?<|eor|><|sor|>Lebanon. Don't recommend it. War is a constant threat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 295 |
programmerhumor | Rednblack99 | ilapfec | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to work remotely for rich countries while living in poor countries! wouldn't recommend it though, having money around here is usually detrimental to your health, lmao.<|eor|><|sor|>This. I currently work for a UK company in Spain. Living the life lol. Spain salary for devs are criminally low (around 23k entry level)<|eor|><|sor|>Really? I work for a UK company in the UK and I only make 25k, and that was after management reluctanly gave a company wide raise from 23k<|eor|><|sor|>It depends where you are in the UK but that does seem low. Cheaper cost of living usually means less salary. But I was up in Leeds a few months ago and noticed the junior dev salaries there were like 35k<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 287 |
programmerhumor | mikeyeli | ilaqrsl | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to work remotely for rich countries while living in poor countries! wouldn't recommend it though, having money around here is usually detrimental to your health, lmao.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, can you explain why?<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, sorry I thought it would be a bit more obvious but I guess it isn't if you're not from one of "these" countries.
So, I live in San Pedro Sula, Honduras, life here could be considered cheap, specially when you are being paid "rich" country wages, for example here you can probably buy a week's worth of food with around $25-$40.
Now the detrimental to your health part, San Pedro Sula was considered at some point the [murder capital of the world (This video is graphic, don't click if you're squeamish)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bNRXLL_FCo), this is not the kind of place where you flaunt your money, crime rates are high, of course the whole city isn't like this and I'm being a bit dramatic here, but if you asked me where I'd rather be, well I would definitely rather be a peasant programmer in France than a king in Honduras. Sadly other circumstances don't allow me to emigrate soon, but I will eventually get out of here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | Shanespeed2000 | ilaglvz | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait, don't programmers have a decent salary in 1st world countries?<|eor|><|sor|>Dunno I earn 3.5k a month as Junior in the Netherlands with 1 year experience. But I can get more if I wanted, with all the recruiters that spam me every day.<|eor|><|sor|>3.5k with 1 year? What position do you have? MBO/HBO/WO?
I am genuinely surprised to see that amount<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | memesboi27 | ugi6bu | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48,670 |
programmerhumor | beathelas | i6zx70j | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This should be a page in every designer's bible<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 831 |
programmerhumor | ramriot | i703g3y | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fortunately due to package dependency the user will always be satisfied<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 583 |
programmerhumor | good_bye_for_now | i70c38u | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This should be a page in every designer's bible<|eor|><|sor|>Every client's bible\*. You listen to the client, figure out what their users need, show them a box and then they go 'Can you make it pop'.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | lackofsemicolon | i6zzja3 | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of [this article](https://www.nngroup.com/articles/first-rule-of-usability-dont-listen-to-users/) about stated requirements vs what people actually use in a product<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 273 |
programmerhumor | Johny2268 | i700uwe | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I should show this to my old employer. Let's make this product for old, technically almost illiterate people as much complicated as we can, yay.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | Ozzymand | i70go6d | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fortunately due to package dependency the user will always be satisfied<|eor|><|sor|>This is great<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | sadongrohiik | i70cabh | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This should be a page in every designer's bible<|eor|><|sor|>Every client's bible\*. You listen to the client, figure out what their users need, show them a box and then they go 'Can you make it pop'.<|eor|><|sor|>You made me cry<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | Early-Sale4756 | i7082fe | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Props for not cropping original artist<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | firefish5000 | i70zqj8 | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fortunately due to package dependency the user will always be satisfied<|eor|><|sor|>*Due to license conflict, the cat is not included*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | 0vl223 | i70fohm | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This should be a page in every designer's bible<|eor|><|sor|>Every client's bible\*. You listen to the client, figure out what their users need, show them a box and then they go 'Can you make it pop'.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Doesn't that put quite a strain on the end of your career when you have to send armies of terminators back in time to get rid of your clients to avoid paradoxes in time?
I don't want to say that the idea sounds bad but my fear would be that I have to spend the last decades of my life on that alone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmerhumor | __-_-__--_-----____- | i707bcw | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of [this article](https://www.nngroup.com/articles/first-rule-of-usability-dont-listen-to-users/) about stated requirements vs what people actually use in a product<|eor|><|sor|>Interesting read, thanks for sharing!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | dt_vibe | i70c97h | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All cat owners eventually learn to always keep the receipt.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmerhumor | CaydenCailean | i70iul8 | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of [this article](https://www.nngroup.com/articles/first-rule-of-usability-dont-listen-to-users/) about stated requirements vs what people actually use in a product<|eor|><|sor|>While generally still true, that is a 20 year old article on UX. The study was done without the generation that grew up with changing and different UX all around them. Just grain of salt and I think that it is still more true than not, but there is now more value to user feedback.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmerhumor | Katana_sized_banana | i70capl | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Left: What the user describes it wants
Right: budget for the project<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmerhumor | I_play_support | i708hyk | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I should show this to my old employer. Let's make this product for old, technically almost illiterate people as much complicated as we can, yay.<|eor|><|sor|>What better way to sell support packages?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmerhumor | MegaFireDonkey | i70mkfq | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of [this article](https://www.nngroup.com/articles/first-rule-of-usability-dont-listen-to-users/) about stated requirements vs what people actually use in a product<|eor|><|sor|>While generally still true, that is a 20 year old article on UX. The study was done without the generation that grew up with changing and different UX all around them. Just grain of salt and I think that it is still more true than not, but there is now more value to user feedback.<|eor|><|sor|>I've definitely seen companies, especially game companies, use the concept "users don't actually know what they want" to justify some very poor and/or lazy decisions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmerhumor | Cley_Faye | i702g9m | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They could have added "user request" with a skyscraper and "actual product" with a circle of tape on the floor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmerhumor | invalidConsciousness | i70gvn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This should be a page in every designer's bible<|eor|><|sor|>Every client's bible\*. You listen to the client, figure out what their users need, show them a box and then they go 'Can you make it pop'.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Doesn't that put quite a strain on the end of your career when you have to send armies of terminators back in time to get rid of your clients to avoid paradoxes in time?
I don't want to say that the idea sounds bad but my fear would be that I have to spend the last decades of my life on that alone.<|eor|><|sor|>Sure, but you have plenty of time to automate that before you need to do so.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmerhumor | cergo123 | v6f350 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48,512 |
programmerhumor | YangWenli1 | ibftj1y | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>don't forget about the block notifications.
and the ad blocker blocker<|eor|><|sor|>>and the ad blocker blocker
If they have an adblock blocker, I'm using a different site.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,783 |
programmerhumor | PopTrogdor | ibf5cnb | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not the web devs fault. Blame sales and marketing stakeholders who request it, and the project managers who put it in the backlog.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,549 |
programmerhumor | RobDickinson | ibfaqg9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager - "we'd like a landing page"
Me - oh well you know thats probably not the.,.
Manager - "And full screen video playing right away"
Me - ah you know people dont....
Manager - "We'lll need to track their every move for metrics I dont understand"
Me - "OK well we can ask about cookies..."
Manager - "And /something about a newsletter but doesnt now its already a thing/"
Me - Did you see googles homepage? Thats quite popular you know..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,228 |
programmerhumor | masterm | ibfu8hm | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not the web devs fault. Blame sales and marketing stakeholders who request it, and the project managers who put it in the backlog.<|eor|><|sor|>And the damn lawyers and lawmakers who decided cookie banners belong on a website instead of some standard in the browser<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 566 |
programmerhumor | ThunderSnow- | ibg0m90 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of this joke site that I just came across today! https://how-i-experience-web-today.com/detail.html<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 527 |
programmerhumor | MelvinReggy | ibg5i1f | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>don't forget about the block notifications.
and the ad blocker blocker<|eor|><|sor|>>and the ad blocker blocker
If they have an adblock blocker, I'm using a different site.<|eor|><|sor|>I give them one more chance: If the site still works with Javascript disabled, I'll keep it off and stick around. It works 95% of the time so far.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 464 |
programmerhumor | faze_fazebook | ibf5c68 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Typical Website visit 2026 :
1. Wait for the browser to download the Python Webassembly interpreter for the 2045th time this week.
2. Deny the Website Access to your clipboard, location, push notifications, nearby bluetooth devices, gpu, devices in your network...
3. The site redirects you to another site explaining why it needs those permissions anyway. This site however is written in .NET - so you need to wait another 2 seconds for it to download the .NET Webassembly Runtime . Oh man.
4. Go into the browsers settings to enable the permissions for that one site.
5. Wait for the browser's AI to automatically deny all cookies
6. The site now thinks you are a bot. So its captcha time.
7. Click away the banner that says the site works best with Chrome and that there may be unexpected behavior with your browser.
8. Now follow the steps required for a website visit in 2025.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 444 |
programmerhumor | Danny_el_619 | ibfgmcx | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager - "we'd like a landing page"
Me - oh well you know thats probably not the.,.
Manager - "And full screen video playing right away"
Me - ah you know people dont....
Manager - "We'lll need to track their every move for metrics I dont understand"
Me - "OK well we can ask about cookies..."
Manager - "And /something about a newsletter but doesnt now its already a thing/"
Me - Did you see googles homepage? Thats quite popular you know..<|eor|><|sor|>I had the whole conversation about the video player but I had to explained that it is technically not possible... three times... with demos and many pages supporting my words... yet I had to spend a week trying to do something that the browser does not allow.
If anyone wonders why, most browsers require user interaction before you can autoplay anything. "Oh but Youtube does!". Well, depending on the browser it may allow your site if the user have played content previously for a certain time. Also Youtube is from the same owners than Chrome so I wouldn't be surprised if they whitelisted their own sites but even if that's not the case, most people have already watched many hours of content in Youtube anyways.
Edit: Some details on this because people keep mentioning the same things:
* Video has to have sound (muted does not help)
* Autoplay when landing on the site (no previous interaction on the site)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 412 |
programmerhumor | sohang-3112 | ibg864p | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>don't forget about the block notifications.
and the ad blocker blocker<|eor|><|sor|>>and the ad blocker blocker
If they have an adblock blocker, I'm using a different site.<|eor|><|sor|>I give them one more chance: If the site still works with Javascript disabled, I'll keep it off and stick around. It works 95% of the time so far.<|eor|><|sor|>If disabling JS doesn't work, you can try https://12ft.io/ - it removes most paywalls.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 378 |
programmerhumor | TheZyborg | ibgeg4x | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>don't forget about the block notifications.
and the ad blocker blocker<|eor|><|sor|>>and the ad blocker blocker
If they have an adblock blocker, I'm using a different site.<|eor|><|sor|>I give them one more chance: If the site still works with Javascript disabled, I'll keep it off and stick around. It works 95% of the time so far.<|eor|><|sor|>If disabling JS doesn't work, you can try https://12ft.io/ - it removes most paywalls.<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks for the tip. I just tried it on a Times article and it cut off the page at the paywall then asked me "Is the paywall gone?"
Well technically yes, but also no, haha.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 296 |
programmerhumor | Useful-Perspective | ibfd5s3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just a reminder, you can still visit https://zombo.com/ for a gentle reminder of the simple days of yore...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
programmerhumor | JoshYx | ibff0dr | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not the web devs fault. Blame sales and marketing stakeholders who request it, and the project managers who put it in the backlog.<|eor|><|sor|>ironically, it's these things that gives jobs to web devs, though.<|eor|><|sor|>They add a small % to the workload. There would still be many more jobs than web devs even if none of these practices were followed. So no, they don't give jobs to web devs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | drillgorg | ibfrsrx | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>don't forget about the block notifications.
and the ad blocker blocker<|eor|><|sor|>I don't use notifications in chrome ever. I wish chrome had an option to just disable them so the site can't even ask. I misclicked once and it was terrible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
programmerhumor | Phytanic | ibgdlju | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of this joke site that I just came across today! https://how-i-experience-web-today.com/detail.html<|eor|><|sor|>they covered all of the bases. *even the back button asking if you wanted to leave* crap<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | RobDickinson | ibfgwzd | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager - "we'd like a landing page"
Me - oh well you know thats probably not the.,.
Manager - "And full screen video playing right away"
Me - ah you know people dont....
Manager - "We'lll need to track their every move for metrics I dont understand"
Me - "OK well we can ask about cookies..."
Manager - "And /something about a newsletter but doesnt now its already a thing/"
Me - Did you see googles homepage? Thats quite popular you know..<|eor|><|sor|>I had the whole conversation about the video player but I had to explained that it is technically not possible... three times... with demos and many pages supporting my words... yet I had to spend a week trying to do something that the browser does not allow.
If anyone wonders why, most browsers require user interaction before you can autoplay anything. "Oh but Youtube does!". Well, depending on the browser it may allow your site if the user have played content previously for a certain time. Also Youtube is from the same owners than Chrome so I wouldn't be surprised if they whitelisted their own sites but even if that's not the case, most people have already watched many hours of content in Youtube anyways.
Edit: Some details on this because people keep mentioning the same things:
* Video has to have sound (muted does not help)
* Autoplay when landing on the site (no previous interaction on the site)<|eor|><|sor|>Sigh story of my life at the moment - "No the browser controls that we cant do that, no ... no..."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | anonymous_2187 | ibfria3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://motherfuckingwebsite.com<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | FalconMirage | ibgh0qm | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager - "we'd like a landing page"
Me - oh well you know thats probably not the.,.
Manager - "And full screen video playing right away"
Me - ah you know people dont....
Manager - "We'lll need to track their every move for metrics I dont understand"
Me - "OK well we can ask about cookies..."
Manager - "And /something about a newsletter but doesnt now its already a thing/"
Me - Did you see googles homepage? Thats quite popular you know..<|eor|><|sor|>I had the whole conversation about the video player but I had to explained that it is technically not possible... three times... with demos and many pages supporting my words... yet I had to spend a week trying to do something that the browser does not allow.
If anyone wonders why, most browsers require user interaction before you can autoplay anything. "Oh but Youtube does!". Well, depending on the browser it may allow your site if the user have played content previously for a certain time. Also Youtube is from the same owners than Chrome so I wouldn't be surprised if they whitelisted their own sites but even if that's not the case, most people have already watched many hours of content in Youtube anyways.
Edit: Some details on this because people keep mentioning the same things:
* Video has to have sound (muted does not help)
* Autoplay when landing on the site (no previous interaction on the site)<|eor|><|sor|>Sigh story of my life at the moment - "No the browser controls that we cant do that, no ... no..."<|eor|><|sor|>"The video wont autoplay"
"Why ?"
"I made sure to configure my browser in a way that stops videos from autoplaying on websites"
Also why autoplay a video ? That will increase the bounce rate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmerhumor | chooseauniqueusrname | ibghw2w | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not the web devs fault. Blame sales and marketing stakeholders who request it, and the project managers who put it in the backlog.<|eor|><|sor|>And the damn lawyers and lawmakers who decided cookie banners belong on a website instead of some standard in the browser<|eor|><|sor|>Right?? All major browsers have a Do Not Track setting passed from the browser settings to objects visible to on-page JavaScript. They could have written the law in a way that requires sites to obey that flag and the world would be a less annoying place.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | Skafandra206 | ibfwuj7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>don't forget about the block notifications.
and the ad blocker blocker<|eor|><|sor|>I don't use notifications in chrome ever. I wish chrome had an option to just disable them so the site can't even ask. I misclicked once and it was terrible.<|eor|><|sor|>I deactivate all notifications I can deactivate, even the ones from windows. My PC is not my damn smartphone, I don't need to be notified of anything except immediate danger, so keep that out of my clean and tidy desktop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | GamesMint | r2h5po | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48,511 |
programmerhumor | Calski_ | hm4o1au | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it even possible? An infinite list can't have a last item. So the reversed list can't start.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,837 |
programmerhumor | Calski_ | hm4uum8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it even possible? An infinite list can't have a last item. So the reversed list can't start.<|eor|><|sor|>It isn't possible to practically store an infinite list, since that would require infinite memory.
I guess the interviewer wanted to ask something like "What if the list is very large? Is there a more efficient approach to this?" in order to make the guy think that for a better algorithm for reversing the list than using a stack.<|eor|><|sor|>Now I'm more a maths guy than programmer. But there's a very large difference between an infinite list and a very large one. The difference is in fact infinite.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,462 |
programmerhumor | AzuxirenLeadGuy | hm4r1kd | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it even possible? An infinite list can't have a last item. So the reversed list can't start.<|eor|><|sor|>It isn't possible to practically store an infinite list, since that would require infinite memory.
I guess the interviewer wanted to ask something like "What if the list is very large? Is there a more efficient approach to this?" in order to make the guy think that for a better algorithm for reversing the list than using a stack.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,334 |
programmerhumor | Rebol1103 | hm4s169 | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is the answer iterate from the beginning and swap next nodes to the end? I'm assuming that the question was to reverse the list without allocating extra memory to store the list.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,381 |
programmerhumor | WalrusByte | hm4sqsk | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is the answer iterate from the beginning and swap next nodes to the end? I'm assuming that the question was to reverse the list without allocating extra memory to store the list.<|eor|><|sor|>I think so. I can't think of a way to reverse it without iterating through the entire thing, so the interviewer was probably just wanting them to do it with better space complexity like you said.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 808 |
programmerhumor | Calski_ | hm4zkxo | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it even possible? An infinite list can't have a last item. So the reversed list can't start.<|eor|><|sor|>It isn't possible to practically store an infinite list, since that would require infinite memory.
I guess the interviewer wanted to ask something like "What if the list is very large? Is there a more efficient approach to this?" in order to make the guy think that for a better algorithm for reversing the list than using a stack.<|eor|><|sor|>Now I'm more a maths guy than programmer. But there's a very large difference between an infinite list and a very large one. The difference is in fact infinite.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, we are programmers. And to us, cows aren't spheres, they're point masses. /S<|eor|><|sor|>Are you sure cows aren't part of a starting tutorial about OOP. After the usual cats and dogs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 783 |
programmerhumor | 1M-N0T_4-R0b0t | hm512ft | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it even possible? An infinite list can't have a last item. So the reversed list can't start.<|eor|><|sor|>It isn't possible to practically store an infinite list, since that would require infinite memory.
I guess the interviewer wanted to ask something like "What if the list is very large? Is there a more efficient approach to this?" in order to make the guy think that for a better algorithm for reversing the list than using a stack.<|eor|><|sor|>Now I'm more a maths guy than programmer. But there's a very large difference between an infinite list and a very large one. The difference is in fact infinite.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, we are programmers. And to us, cows aren't spheres, they're point masses. /S<|eor|><|sor|>Are you sure cows aren't part of a starting tutorial about OOP. After the usual cats and dogs.<|eor|><|sor|>They extend Animal and implement Milkable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 772 |
programmerhumor | nolifeorname | hm55mas | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is the answer iterate from the beginning and swap next nodes to the end? I'm assuming that the question was to reverse the list without allocating extra memory to store the list.<|eor|><|sor|>I think so. I can't think of a way to reverse it without iterating through the entire thing, so the interviewer was probably just wanting them to do it with better space complexity like you said.<|eor|><|sor|>The stack method goes through each element twice.
You can do it in a single pass with something like this (pseudocode)
prev := null
element := list.first
while element not null
next := element.next
element.next = prev
prev = element
element = next
Now you go through the entire list exactly once and for an infinite linked list you keep incrementally reversing it, with the stack approach you'd never actually reverse the list because it never ends<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 756 |
programmerhumor | preacher9066 | hm4vrcv | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A more practical question would be:
"What if the linked list nodes are being streamed in memory, and the last node is yet to come ( let's say over network). How would you reverse it in place using O(1) extra space? Can you process the steam as the data keeps on coming? Or do you have to wait till you have the last node?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 529 |
programmerhumor | rugbyj | hm58tub | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it even possible? An infinite list can't have a last item. So the reversed list can't start.<|eor|><|sor|>It isn't possible to practically store an infinite list, since that would require infinite memory.
I guess the interviewer wanted to ask something like "What if the list is very large? Is there a more efficient approach to this?" in order to make the guy think that for a better algorithm for reversing the list than using a stack.<|eor|><|sor|>Now I'm more a maths guy than programmer. But there's a very large difference between an infinite list and a very large one. The difference is in fact infinite.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, we are programmers. And to us, cows aren't spheres, they're point masses. /S<|eor|><|sor|>Are you sure cows aren't part of a starting tutorial about OOP. After the usual cats and dogs.<|eor|><|sor|>They extend Animal and implement Milkable.<|eor|><|sor|>I've got MammalInterface Greg, _can you milk() me?_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 499 |
programmerhumor | NoLegJoe | hm53y81 | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love questions like this as I'm almost exclusively a SQL guy. The answer is
Select * from myTable order by id desc
Bish bash bosh. Let the database figure it out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 393 |
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