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programmerhumor | bremidon | ifp27vy | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like how there's a picture of a tiger completely out of place, the guy just wanted practice lol<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean out of place? Its clearly demonstrating the serious fury that your ... | 839 |
programmerhumor | EMREOYUN | ifp2uwl | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>500 usa currency
Is this a new coin? How much btc is it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 808 |
programmerhumor | fuuuuuf | ifp4noo | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>usa currency?
Are we paying in burgers or bullets?<|eor|><|sor|>500 freedoms<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 613 |
programmerhumor | _PeakyFokinBlinders_ | ifp5fac | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You committed treason and punishment will be very rough, unless ofcourse you pay us 500 bucks, then you're fine. Also we have added a picture of a tiger to make it seem very believable.<|eor|><|e... | 553 |
programmerhumor | harumamburoo | ifp80rd | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We are police, we can do serious things. If it's not related to software development<|eor|><|sor|>Tbh this level of software seems about right for the US government.<|eor|><|sor|>Hah, that's true... | 528 |
programmerhumor | steinbe | ifp4e31 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like how there's a picture of a tiger completely out of place, the guy just wanted practice lol<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean out of place? Its clearly demonstrating the serious fury that your ... | 506 |
programmerhumor | Razakel | ifpltkc | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HTML hackers keep me up at night.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly scammers could be very scary if they could write decent English.
Fortunately none of them can, for some reason.<|eor|><|sor|>It's delibera... | 504 |
programmerhumor | loulan | ifpkpv8 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HTML hackers keep me up at night.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly scammers could be very scary if they could write decent English.
Fortunately none of them can, for some reason.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 498 |
programmerhumor | fuuuuuf | ifp4mgm | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>500 usa currency
Is this a new coin? How much btc is it?<|eor|><|sor|>send 500 moneys, now!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | ardavei | ifp87zp | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We are police, we can do serious things. If it's not related to software development<|eor|><|sor|>Tbh this level of software seems about right for the US government.<|eor|><|sor|>Hah, that's true... | 250 |
programmerhumor | yorokobe__shounen | ifp3iy7 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like how there's a picture of a tiger completely out of place, the guy just wanted practice lol<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean out of place? Its clearly demonstrating the serious fury that your ... | 248 |
programmerhumor | Brando224 | ts99fq | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48,729 |
programmerhumor | SirNoodlehe | i2r2mq5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As an experienced c/c++/c#/java/python/vb programmer i realy like to build shit in excel. It's awesome. Just dont let other users use it for important purposes <|eor|><|sor|>On the first day... | 1,670 |
programmerhumor | Dr-Appeltaart | i2qittq | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As an experienced c/c++/c#/java/python/vb programmer i realy like to build shit in excel. It's awesome. Just dont let other users use it for important purposes <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,499 |
programmerhumor | Zarathustra30 | i2r4nss | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As an experienced c/c++/c#/java/python/vb programmer i realy like to build shit in excel. It's awesome. Just dont let other users use it for important purposes <|eor|><|sor|>On the first day... | 905 |
programmerhumor | Torylon | i2q7yr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Haha, thats how I started my programming career
Me:
Macros are so useful, but I need more
VBA is so useful, but I need more
R is so useful, but I need more
Python is so useful, but I need more
And now I build internal web... | 809 |
programmerhumor | brad2575 | i2q7nsw | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you pastor protects the sheets and don't let them move stuff around. Only give them access to what they need.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 566 |
programmerhumor | Syscrush | i2qc32m | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>#NAMED RANGES, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
*Or, if you're a person of culture and taste like u/SatanStoleMyCat, use tables. They really are way better.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 464 |
programmerhumor | savage_slurpie | i2qgzbr | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Two of my siblings are financial analysts and I have witnessed them doing unholy things with excel.
It would honestly be easier for them to learn python or something. Its so ridiculous.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 447 |
programmerhumor | _oohshiny | i2r84zk | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As an experienced c/c++/c#/java/python/vb programmer i realy like to build shit in excel. It's awesome. Just dont let other users use it for important purposes <|eor|><|sor|>On the first day... | 437 |
programmerhumor | papacheapo | i2qk4qu | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Two of my siblings are financial analysts and I have witnessed them doing unholy things with excel.
It would honestly be easier for them to learn python or something. Its so ridiculous.<|eor|><|sor|>One of my university prof... | 190 |
programmerhumor | senorgraves | i2r9aax | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As an experienced c/c++/c#/java/python/vb programmer i realy like to build shit in excel. It's awesome. Just dont let other users use it for important purposes <|eor|><|sor|>I started as a S... | 189 |
programmerhumor | Tough_Patient | i2qo1he | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>On the other hand: spending two days to make a macro turning a 5 hour job into a five minute job which never breaks because the input data is from obsolete tech<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | papacheapo | i2qjn5q | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you pastor protects the sheets and don't let them move stuff around. Only give them access to what they need.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Getting a sheet unlocked often did require a miracle<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 161 |
programmerhumor | brandmeist3r | i2r8rmp | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As an experienced c/c++/c#/java/python/vb programmer i realy like to build shit in excel. It's awesome. Just dont let other users use it for important purposes <|eor|><|sor|>On the first day... | 161 |
programmerhumor | scr710 | i2qir2m | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Haha, thats how I started my programming career
Me:
Macros are so useful, but I need more
VBA is so useful, but I need more
R is so useful, but I need more
Python is so useful, but I need more
And now I build internal web... | 128 |
programmerhumor | avgDataScientist | i2qz3cx | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>#NAMED RANGES, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
*Or, if you're a person of culture and taste like u/SatanStoleMyCat, use tables. They really are way better.*<|eor|><|sor|>This guy excels<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | revcanon | i2qzu4q | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Two of my siblings are financial analysts and I have witnessed them doing unholy things with excel.
It would honestly be easier for them to learn python or something. Its so ridiculous.<|eor|><|sor|>One of my university prof... | 108 |
programmerhumor | RandomiseUsr0 | i2qk0bi | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Ive got an embarrassing number of years as a corporate VB programmer (VB6) - its amazing that skillset remains useful to this day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | delbin | i2rbptr | <|sols|><|sot|>Certainly not me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gvczgnpjjjq81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As an experienced c/c++/c#/java/python/vb programmer i realy like to build shit in excel. It's awesome. Just dont let other users use it for important purposes <|eor|><|sor|>I started as a S... | 101 |
programmerhumor | value_counts | wulprf | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48,703 |
programmerhumor | Mr_Kikos | ilag4b6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait, don't programmers have a decent salary in 1st world countries?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,315 |
programmerhumor | mikeyeli | ilak5m0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to work remotely for rich countries while living in poor countries! wouldn't recommend it though, having money around here is usually detrimental to your health, lmao.<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 2,934 |
programmerhumor | the_mantis_shrimp | ilansil | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait, don't programmers have a decent salary in 1st world countries?<|eor|><|sor|>In Australia some of the most ridiculous salaries I see on job ads are for devs. I'm not sure which first world countrie... | 1,810 |
programmerhumor | rudboi12 | ilao8vd | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to work remotely for rich countries while living in poor countries! wouldn't recommend it though, having money around here is usually detrimental to your health, lmao.<|eor|><|sor|>This. I ... | 1,085 |
programmerhumor | Strostkovy | ilaj63m | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait, don't programmers have a decent salary in 1st world countries?<|eor|><|sor|>Dunno I earn 3.5k a month as Junior in the Netherlands with 1 year experience. But I can get more if I wanted, with all ... | 977 |
programmerhumor | Kschitiz23x3 | ilailrw | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I can confirm the second part. Even with 900 USD a month in India (with 1yr exp.), I feel the luxury as everything else is very cheap<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 894 |
programmerhumor | Pepito_Pepito | ilay136 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait, don't programmers have a decent salary in 1st world countries?<|eor|><|sor|>In Australia some of the most ridiculous salaries I see on job ads are for devs. I'm not sure which first world countrie... | 885 |
programmerhumor | NLxDoDge | ilageeb | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait, don't programmers have a decent salary in 1st world countries?<|eor|><|sor|>Dunno I earn 3.5k a month as Junior in the Netherlands with 1 year experience. But I can get more if I wanted, with all ... | 705 |
programmerhumor | Boolzay | ilaqy9f | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I started programming in the first place. Minimum wage in my country is 200 usd.
Working remotely for 2.5k a month allows me to live like a king. We've hacked the system.<|eor|><|eols|><|en... | 508 |
programmerhumor | dieItalienischer | ilaopmq | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to work remotely for rich countries while living in poor countries! wouldn't recommend it though, having money around here is usually detrimental to your health, lmao.<|eor|><|sor|>This. I ... | 498 |
programmerhumor | nzgrd | ilatt1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had ~6k every month, with 5% taxes, everything cheap as fuck
Now i'm conscripted to take part in a war)
Everything has its price \\\_()\_/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 390 |
programmerhumor | the_mantis_shrimp | ilaybu5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait, don't programmers have a decent salary in 1st world countries?<|eor|><|sor|>In Australia some of the most ridiculous salaries I see on job ads are for devs. I'm not sure which first world countrie... | 380 |
programmerhumor | Hariboqwe | ilaitkn | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I can confirm the second part. Even with 900 USD a month in India (with 1yr exp.), I feel the luxury as everything else is very cheap<|eor|><|sor|>Time to move to India<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | Illustrious-Fault224 | ilap7y9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>as a developer in Japan, I don't even know where I rank lmao. Seeing u.s. salaries for the same level of work that I do, yet still kind of living quite well off as my salary alone is above the median **... | 327 |
programmerhumor | Boolzay | ilbeoj3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I started programming in the first place. Minimum wage in my country is 200 usd.
Working remotely for 2.5k a month allows me to live like a king. We've hacked the system.<|eor|><|sor|>Which... | 295 |
programmerhumor | Rednblack99 | ilapfec | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to work remotely for rich countries while living in poor countries! wouldn't recommend it though, having money around here is usually detrimental to your health, lmao.<|eor|><|sor|>This. I ... | 287 |
programmerhumor | mikeyeli | ilaqrsl | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is to work remotely for rich countries while living in poor countries! wouldn't recommend it though, having money around here is usually detrimental to your health, lmao.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, ca... | 271 |
programmerhumor | Shanespeed2000 | ilaglvz | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't just make money, make a difference<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/llnaqehdi7j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait, don't programmers have a decent salary in 1st world countries?<|eor|><|sor|>Dunno I earn 3.5k a month as Junior in the Netherlands with 1 year experience. But I can get more if I wanted, with all ... | 269 |
programmerhumor | memesboi27 | ugi6bu | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48,670 |
programmerhumor | beathelas | i6zx70j | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This should be a page in every designer's bible<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 831 |
programmerhumor | ramriot | i703g3y | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fortunately due to package dependency the user will always be satisfied<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 583 |
programmerhumor | good_bye_for_now | i70c38u | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This should be a page in every designer's bible<|eor|><|sor|>Every client's bible\*. You listen to the client, figure out what their users need, show them a box and then they go 'Can you make it pop'.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 358 |
programmerhumor | lackofsemicolon | i6zzja3 | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of [this article](https://www.nngroup.com/articles/first-rule-of-usability-dont-listen-to-users/) about stated requirements vs what people actually use in a product<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 273 |
programmerhumor | Johny2268 | i700uwe | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I should show this to my old employer. Let's make this product for old, technically almost illiterate people as much complicated as we can, yay.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | Ozzymand | i70go6d | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fortunately due to package dependency the user will always be satisfied<|eor|><|sor|>This is great<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | sadongrohiik | i70cabh | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This should be a page in every designer's bible<|eor|><|sor|>Every client's bible\*. You listen to the client, figure out what their users need, show them a box and then they go 'Can you make it pop'.<|eor|><|sor|>You made me c... | 84 |
programmerhumor | Early-Sale4756 | i7082fe | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Props for not cropping original artist<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | firefish5000 | i70zqj8 | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fortunately due to package dependency the user will always be satisfied<|eor|><|sor|>*Due to license conflict, the cat is not included*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | 0vl223 | i70fohm | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This should be a page in every designer's bible<|eor|><|sor|>Every client's bible\*. You listen to the client, figure out what their users need, show them a box and then they go 'Can you make it pop'.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eo... | 60 |
programmerhumor | __-_-__--_-----____- | i707bcw | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of [this article](https://www.nngroup.com/articles/first-rule-of-usability-dont-listen-to-users/) about stated requirements vs what people actually use in a product<|eor|><|sor|>Interesting read, thanks for sharing!<... | 53 |
programmerhumor | dt_vibe | i70c97h | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All cat owners eventually learn to always keep the receipt.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmerhumor | CaydenCailean | i70iul8 | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of [this article](https://www.nngroup.com/articles/first-rule-of-usability-dont-listen-to-users/) about stated requirements vs what people actually use in a product<|eor|><|sor|>While generally still true, that is a ... | 49 |
programmerhumor | Katana_sized_banana | i70capl | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Left: What the user describes it wants
Right: budget for the project<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmerhumor | I_play_support | i708hyk | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I should show this to my old employer. Let's make this product for old, technically almost illiterate people as much complicated as we can, yay.<|eor|><|sor|>What better way to sell support packages?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmerhumor | MegaFireDonkey | i70mkfq | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of [this article](https://www.nngroup.com/articles/first-rule-of-usability-dont-listen-to-users/) about stated requirements vs what people actually use in a product<|eor|><|sor|>While generally still true, that is a ... | 39 |
programmerhumor | Cley_Faye | i702g9m | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They could have added "user request" with a skyscraper and "actual product" with a circle of tape on the floor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmerhumor | invalidConsciousness | i70gvn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>client language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ckrq525hxzw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This should be a page in every designer's bible<|eor|><|sor|>Every client's bible\*. You listen to the client, figure out what their users need, show them a box and then they go 'Can you make it pop'.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eo... | 29 |
programmerhumor | cergo123 | v6f350 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48,512 |
programmerhumor | YangWenli1 | ibftj1y | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>don't forget about the block notifications.
and the ad blocker blocker<|eor|><|sor|>>and the ad blocker blocker
If they have an adblock blocker, I'm using a different site.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,783 |
programmerhumor | PopTrogdor | ibf5cnb | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not the web devs fault. Blame sales and marketing stakeholders who request it, and the project managers who put it in the backlog.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,549 |
programmerhumor | RobDickinson | ibfaqg9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager - "we'd like a landing page"
Me - oh well you know thats probably not the.,.
Manager - "And full screen video playing right away"
Me - ah you know people dont....
Manager - "We'lll need to track... | 1,228 |
programmerhumor | masterm | ibfu8hm | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not the web devs fault. Blame sales and marketing stakeholders who request it, and the project managers who put it in the backlog.<|eor|><|sor|>And the damn lawyers and lawmakers who decided cookie banners... | 566 |
programmerhumor | ThunderSnow- | ibg0m90 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of this joke site that I just came across today! https://how-i-experience-web-today.com/detail.html<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 527 |
programmerhumor | MelvinReggy | ibg5i1f | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>don't forget about the block notifications.
and the ad blocker blocker<|eor|><|sor|>>and the ad blocker blocker
If they have an adblock blocker, I'm using a different site.<|eor|><|sor|>I give them one mo... | 464 |
programmerhumor | faze_fazebook | ibf5c68 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Typical Website visit 2026 :
1. Wait for the browser to download the Python Webassembly interpreter for the 2045th time this week.
2. Deny the Website Access to your clipboard, location, push notifications... | 444 |
programmerhumor | Danny_el_619 | ibfgmcx | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager - "we'd like a landing page"
Me - oh well you know thats probably not the.,.
Manager - "And full screen video playing right away"
Me - ah you know people dont....
Manager - "We'lll need to track... | 412 |
programmerhumor | sohang-3112 | ibg864p | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>don't forget about the block notifications.
and the ad blocker blocker<|eor|><|sor|>>and the ad blocker blocker
If they have an adblock blocker, I'm using a different site.<|eor|><|sor|>I give them one mo... | 378 |
programmerhumor | TheZyborg | ibgeg4x | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>don't forget about the block notifications.
and the ad blocker blocker<|eor|><|sor|>>and the ad blocker blocker
If they have an adblock blocker, I'm using a different site.<|eor|><|sor|>I give them one mo... | 296 |
programmerhumor | Useful-Perspective | ibfd5s3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just a reminder, you can still visit https://zombo.com/ for a gentle reminder of the simple days of yore...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
programmerhumor | JoshYx | ibff0dr | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not the web devs fault. Blame sales and marketing stakeholders who request it, and the project managers who put it in the backlog.<|eor|><|sor|>ironically, it's these things that gives jobs to web devs, tho... | 201 |
programmerhumor | drillgorg | ibfrsrx | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>don't forget about the block notifications.
and the ad blocker blocker<|eor|><|sor|>I don't use notifications in chrome ever. I wish chrome had an option to just disable them so the site can't even ask. ... | 193 |
programmerhumor | Phytanic | ibgdlju | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of this joke site that I just came across today! https://how-i-experience-web-today.com/detail.html<|eor|><|sor|>they covered all of the bases. *even the back button asking if you wanted to leave... | 174 |
programmerhumor | RobDickinson | ibfgwzd | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager - "we'd like a landing page"
Me - oh well you know thats probably not the.,.
Manager - "And full screen video playing right away"
Me - ah you know people dont....
Manager - "We'lll need to track... | 173 |
programmerhumor | anonymous_2187 | ibfria3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://motherfuckingwebsite.com<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | FalconMirage | ibgh0qm | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager - "we'd like a landing page"
Me - oh well you know thats probably not the.,.
Manager - "And full screen video playing right away"
Me - ah you know people dont....
Manager - "We'lll need to track... | 159 |
programmerhumor | chooseauniqueusrname | ibghw2w | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not the web devs fault. Blame sales and marketing stakeholders who request it, and the project managers who put it in the backlog.<|eor|><|sor|>And the damn lawyers and lawmakers who decided cookie banners... | 154 |
programmerhumor | Skafandra206 | ibfwuj7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please reduce these things, web devs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wvwkk0k5r2491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>don't forget about the block notifications.
and the ad blocker blocker<|eor|><|sor|>I don't use notifications in chrome ever. I wish chrome had an option to just disable them so the site can't even ask. ... | 143 |
programmerhumor | GamesMint | r2h5po | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48,511 |
programmerhumor | Calski_ | hm4o1au | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it even possible? An infinite list can't have a last item. So the reversed list can't start.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,837 |
programmerhumor | Calski_ | hm4uum8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it even possible? An infinite list can't have a last item. So the reversed list can't start.<|eor|><|sor|>It isn't possible to practically store an infinite list, since that would require infinite memory.
I guess the int... | 4,462 |
programmerhumor | AzuxirenLeadGuy | hm4r1kd | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it even possible? An infinite list can't have a last item. So the reversed list can't start.<|eor|><|sor|>It isn't possible to practically store an infinite list, since that would require infinite memory.
I guess the int... | 3,334 |
programmerhumor | Rebol1103 | hm4s169 | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is the answer iterate from the beginning and swap next nodes to the end? I'm assuming that the question was to reverse the list without allocating extra memory to store the list.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,381 |
programmerhumor | WalrusByte | hm4sqsk | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is the answer iterate from the beginning and swap next nodes to the end? I'm assuming that the question was to reverse the list without allocating extra memory to store the list.<|eor|><|sor|>I think so. I can't think of a wa... | 808 |
programmerhumor | Calski_ | hm4zkxo | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it even possible? An infinite list can't have a last item. So the reversed list can't start.<|eor|><|sor|>It isn't possible to practically store an infinite list, since that would require infinite memory.
I guess the int... | 783 |
programmerhumor | 1M-N0T_4-R0b0t | hm512ft | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it even possible? An infinite list can't have a last item. So the reversed list can't start.<|eor|><|sor|>It isn't possible to practically store an infinite list, since that would require infinite memory.
I guess the int... | 772 |
programmerhumor | nolifeorname | hm55mas | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is the answer iterate from the beginning and swap next nodes to the end? I'm assuming that the question was to reverse the list without allocating extra memory to store the list.<|eor|><|sor|>I think so. I can't think of a wa... | 756 |
programmerhumor | preacher9066 | hm4vrcv | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A more practical question would be:
"What if the linked list nodes are being streamed in memory, and the last node is yet to come ( let's say over network). How would you reverse it in place using O(1) extra space? Can you p... | 529 |
programmerhumor | rugbyj | hm58tub | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it even possible? An infinite list can't have a last item. So the reversed list can't start.<|eor|><|sor|>It isn't possible to practically store an infinite list, since that would require infinite memory.
I guess the int... | 499 |
programmerhumor | NoLegJoe | hm53y81 | <|sols|><|sot|>Honest interview <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ec0rj2os0w181.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love questions like this as I'm almost exclusively a SQL guy. The answer is
Select * from myTable order by id desc
Bish bash bosh. Let the database figure it out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 393 |
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