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programmerhumor | angiosperms- | igtp4ip | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite interaction with a recruiter happened about a year ago after leaving a job I held for about 6 years. About 2 weeks into my new job I was contacted by a recruiter who said that my background looked perfect for a posting that just opened up. I glanced over the info and noticed they had sent me a listing for my old job.<|eor|><|sor|>I had this happen to me at a previous job, except they were hiring *for my exact position*. Showed my manager because it was hilarious and that recruiter got fired so quick. My manager had given them my resume as an example of what they want and they just... used it to contact me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 331 |
programmerhumor | Varitus | igsjfow | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The annoying ones for me are the ones that reach out to you, promise to send you more info in an email and then completely ghost you
I'm looking at you unsolicited LinkedIn recruiters<|eor|><|sor|>It's even better when they say "you're good!", you fill up documents, forms and all legal crap and... they ghost you starting NOW! :D Happened once to me last year. Thanks to my tenacity I managed to succeed in 2 places and took that second one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 326 |
programmerhumor | PistachioOnFire | igtbr8z | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite interaction with a recruiter happened about a year ago after leaving a job I held for about 6 years. About 2 weeks into my new job I was contacted by a recruiter who said that my background looked perfect for a posting that just opened up. I glanced over the info and noticed they had sent me a listing for my old job.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like they were right.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 325 |
programmerhumor | cup_of_coughy | igssm7b | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Why are you interested in working @ X?"
"Ummm .... You headhunted me. Why ***should*** I be interested in working @ X"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 299 |
programmerhumor | MoistPossum | igsatxk | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a fact and a half.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | Familiar_Stage_1692 | yoqmmg | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,482 |
programmerhumor | AyeCab | ivfbpm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do that but change jobs every year.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,573 |
programmerhumor | Many-Engineer-556 | ivflg3g | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do that but change jobs every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Then become a consultant for these companies and retire at 35<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,273 |
programmerhumor | AbstractUnicorn | ivff14r | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked with someone (30+ year ago) who went for years writing seemingly god awful code for an embedded system that only they could maintain. When they went on holiday dev stopped as nobody else could do anything with it. If there was a bug only they could fix it.
It turned out they had a beautifully commented version with meaningful variable names but they would run the source file through a program that striped the comments and substituted confusing variable names before giving the source code to anyone else look at.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 945 |
programmerhumor | bremidon | ivffnkl | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked with someone (30+ year ago) who went for years writing seemingly god awful code for an embedded system that only they could maintain. When they went on holiday dev stopped as nobody else could do anything with it. If there was a bug only they could fix it.
It turned out they had a beautifully commented version with meaningful variable names but they would run the source file through a program that striped the comments and substituted confusing variable names before giving the source code to anyone else look at.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, I know the joke is to write terrible code as job safety.
Honestly, if I had someone on my team doing something like this, I would replace them. I don't care what it took.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 622 |
programmerhumor | wineblood | ivfdp6f | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm looking at code like that today and the name in the history doesn't match anyone in the current team.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 587 |
programmerhumor | AbstractUnicorn | ivfj2h6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked with someone (30+ year ago) who went for years writing seemingly god awful code for an embedded system that only they could maintain. When they went on holiday dev stopped as nobody else could do anything with it. If there was a bug only they could fix it.
It turned out they had a beautifully commented version with meaningful variable names but they would run the source file through a program that striped the comments and substituted confusing variable names before giving the source code to anyone else look at.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, I know the joke is to write terrible code as job safety.
Honestly, if I had someone on my team doing something like this, I would replace them. I don't care what it took.<|eor|><|sor|>This was the dark ages of tech though. Company of 500+ employees making machine tools with 3 people who could code anything. No source control, no networked PCs or central storage, no coding standards, no code reviews, code literally on floppy disks and management that were clueless as the magic we programmers did so they had no idea <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | ILikeCake1412 | ivg0hio | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do that but change jobs every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Then become a consultant for these companies and retire at 35<|eor|><|sor|>r/overemployed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 306 |
programmerhumor | Sekhen | ivfbfzj | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never be irreplaceable.
If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | Lagger625 | ivh0r9o | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do that but change jobs every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Then become a consultant for these companies and retire at 35<|eor|><|sor|>On a more serious question, do this happen frequently? Can you develop some software for some company, then quit and become a consultant for the software you made?
Edit: Yes, looks like I meant "contractor", English is not my first language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | Rolandscythe | ivflz40 | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Eh I have read enough r/pettyrevenge stories to know that many managers assume anyone can write code and fire you anyways.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | ralberts | ivh7g2r | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do that but change jobs every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Then become a consultant for these companies and retire at 35<|eor|><|sor|>On a more serious question, do this happen frequently? Can you develop some software for some company, then quit and become a consultant for the software you made?
Edit: Yes, looks like I meant "contractor", English is not my first language<|eor|><|sor|>Yea, I have seen it happen a few times from some friends, they make a ton of money as well!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 221 |
programmerhumor | Sir_Sushi | ivfnkje | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm looking at code like that today and the name in the history doesn't match anyone in the current team.<|eor|><|sor|>I needed to implement a functionality and I found a code that may be a start for what is wanted.
It's between #if TEST preprocessor, undocumented, 2 years old and from a dev that already leaved.
I didn't even try to compile it, I'm too afraid.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | voluntarycap | ivfts77 | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do none of you have code reviews? Seriously I get barraged with comments if my spacing is off in my variables, where are you guys writing this horrible code?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | markthedeadmet | ivggoqf | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do that but change jobs every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Then become a consultant for these companies and retire at 35<|eor|><|sor|>r/overemployed<|eor|><|sor|>Anti antiwork<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | Outrageous-Machine-5 | ivfdjdg | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never be irreplaceable.
If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.<|eor|><|sor|>You can by threatening to leave
Never stop interviewing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | Reddit_Ghost2021 | ivge1c6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do that but change jobs every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Write code so bad only you know how to operate it, quit, get hired as a contractor and charge whatever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | water_baughttle | ivh8gzu | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do that but change jobs every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Then become a consultant for these companies and retire at 35<|eor|><|sor|>On a more serious question, do this happen frequently? Can you develop some software for some company, then quit and become a consultant for the software you made?
Edit: Yes, looks like I meant "contractor", English is not my first language<|eor|><|sor|>Yea, I have seen it happen a few times from some friends, they make a ton of money as well!<|eor|><|sor|>Unless he's a director or other high level position he described contractor work. Consultants don't do that type of work, contractors do, and they're not on the same pay grade.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | Adm_Kunkka | ivglvys | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do that but change jobs every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Then become a consultant for these companies and retire at 35<|eor|><|sor|>r/overemployed<|eor|><|sor|>Anti antiwork<|eor|><|sor|>Work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | LuthienByNight | ivg4y93 | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked with someone (30+ year ago) who went for years writing seemingly god awful code for an embedded system that only they could maintain. When they went on holiday dev stopped as nobody else could do anything with it. If there was a bug only they could fix it.
It turned out they had a beautifully commented version with meaningful variable names but they would run the source file through a program that striped the comments and substituted confusing variable names before giving the source code to anyone else look at.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, I know the joke is to write terrible code as job safety.
Honestly, if I had someone on my team doing something like this, I would replace them. I don't care what it took.<|eor|><|sor|>For real. And the problem with being the only person who can work on your code is that the more you build, the more you're responsible to maintain. You're still going to be expected to produce new work, though, so it's a recipe for stress.
I'm a data engineer currently taking a month to go back through all of my thousands and thousands of lines of pipeline code to add comments, documentation, and better monitoring, and I'm so excited for when the project is done. I can't wait to be able to actually take a vacation. It's been a while.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | CoastingUphill | ivfjvjj | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unless you work at Twitter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | yuva-krishna-memes | vsw8aa | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,406 |
programmerhumor | keefemotif | if3zsgi | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once upon a time, I was working on some enterprise software that had activation keys. My dev key expired and I had a deadline, so I commented out the code that checked for the key. This was before reviews and github and we missed it, code went out. So, there was a public binary for a few days that was free.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 941 |
programmerhumor | JustAnotherPrgrmr | if3xal3 | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So you are suggesting that I am the most memorable among my colleagues? I am flattered.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 769 |
programmerhumor | HolyMolyWakaToly | if4ltvd | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once upon a time, I was working on some enterprise software that had activation keys. My dev key expired and I had a deadline, so I commented out the code that checked for the key. This was before reviews and github and we missed it, code went out. So, there was a public binary for a few days that was free.<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 489 |
programmerhumor | johnzy87 | if40cdq | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thats why I produce low quality of work that never gets merged.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 469 |
programmerhumor | freeve4 | if42kwp | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"i- i don't know!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | DasFrebier | if4l89a | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once upon a time, I was working on some enterprise software that had activation keys. My dev key expired and I had a deadline, so I commented out the code that checked for the key. This was before reviews and github and we missed it, code went out. So, there was a public binary for a few days that was free.<|eor|><|sor|>they way god intended, fucking licensing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 302 |
programmerhumor | mianori | if4llq2 | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"i- i don't know!"<|eor|><|sor|>Couldnt you at least wait Monday morning before pushing?!<|eor|><|sor|>No.<|eor|><|sor|>The bugs need to enjoy the weekend too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | GargantuanCake | if4kidy | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I also feel like Git blame is revealing my deepest dark secrets<|eor|><|sor|>You truly become a developer when you find some terrible code, curse the person that wrote it, ask what kind of brain damaged idiot would do this sort if thing then run git blame and go "oh, I did this."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
programmerhumor | mianori | if4gw40 | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"i- i don't know!"<|eor|><|sor|>Couldnt you at least wait Monday morning before pushing?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | HolyMolyWakaToly | if3x3ia | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I also feel like Git blame is revealing my deepest dark secrets<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | hajimenogio92 | if435yq | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or when you forget your WHERE statement on the production database<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | Informal-Lead-4324 | if4hzqr | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So you are suggesting that I am the most memorable among my colleagues? I am flattered.<|eor|><|sor|>Among us?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | GargantuanCake | if4kak4 | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"i- i don't know!"<|eor|><|sor|>Couldnt you at least wait Monday morning before pushing?!<|eor|><|sor|>No.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | dalmathus | if4ol87 | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You guys need to get into b2b enterprise software. The entire industry runs on production bugs and the 6 months projects following to resolve them.
I'm a job creator.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | SnooHobbies3441 | if4uxxk | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Answer: to teach you the value of branch protection rules.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | yuva-krishna-memes | if3vcej | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|soopr|>Damn. I should have been careful when it said 100%. Never been Rick rolled so bad.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | UltraCarnivore | if4k4qr | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So you are suggesting that I am the most memorable among my colleagues? I am flattered.<|eor|><|sor|>Among us?<|eor|><|sor|>sus<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | oobey | if5b2xs | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once upon a time, I was working on some enterprise software that had activation keys. My dev key expired and I had a deadline, so I commented out the code that checked for the key. This was before reviews and github and we missed it, code went out. So, there was a public binary for a few days that was free.<|eor|><|sor|>they way god intended, fucking licensing<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah companys should just release everything for free - zzzzzz<|eor|><|sor|>Look, if you want to get paid, just play your code on tour and sell merchandise, duh!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | Beautiful_Feed2814 | wn9ghp | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,288 |
programmerhumor | frperg | ik3x3ig | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The better you get at coding the less time you get to code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,216 |
programmerhumor | Stummi | ik3xuh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The better you get at coding the less time you get to code<|eor|><|sor|>I mean it's like that in every industry. Take construction work: The more experience you get in the job, the higher up you are on the ladder, and the less you are going to do "actual work" on the jobside, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,241 |
programmerhumor | jmona789 | ik42neq | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The better you get at coding the less time you get to code<|eor|><|sor|>I mean it's like that in every industry. Take construction work: The more experience you get in the job, the higher up you are on the ladder, and the less you are going to do "actual work" on the jobside, right?<|eor|><|sor|>Yea, also the fact that if you're good at your job you get promoted until you get to a position you're bad at and stay there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,628 |
programmerhumor | Alikont | ik44yf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At some point your experience is more valuable than your code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,513 |
programmerhumor | E8282 | ik41dar | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Biggest complaint I hear from anyone these days is they dont actually have any time to work due to the never ending teams meetings that always run long<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,382 |
programmerhumor | Gr1pp717 | ik461x9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The better you get at coding the less time you get to code<|eor|><|sor|>I mean it's like that in every industry. Take construction work: The more experience you get in the job, the higher up you are on the ladder, and the less you are going to do "actual work" on the jobside, right?<|eor|><|sor|>Yea, also the fact that if you're good at your job you get promoted until you get to a position you're bad at and stay there.<|eor|><|sor|>Or you continue to fail upwards. Or get pigeonholed in a role that you're too important to leave.
I've come to believe promotions are purely personality based. Show minimum competence, don't fuck anything up, and have the "right" personality type.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 966 |
programmerhumor | Aggravating_Wonder_9 | ik46c9w | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At some point your experience is more valuable than your code.<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely. Finding someone who can code is cheap because the bucket of resources you can pull from is full.
However, finding someone:
- who understands your business
- who understands the way that non-technical business people speak and work
- who understands how humans actually work (and make mistakes and do stupid things that are outside the expected process)
- who is good at listening to and watching people's processes and (instead of telling them what to do it the way the programmer envisioned) they provide a way that considers the diverse perspectives and needs of people (who may or may not have yet been trained or understand a user manual or SOP)
- who can ask good questions about business processes and communicate business solutions without using technical language
- and who can provide and maintain documentation that is helpful to both untrained and unfamiliar business users and technical support teams
...is quite difficult.
Institutional knowledge and understanding (that can operate at the planning, influencing and driving levels) is more valuable and hard to replace than a meatsack that sits in a cubicle and just checks off a list of tasks.
EDIT: added bullet points and parenthesis (formatting) to make it easier to read.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 614 |
programmerhumor | betterdaysaheadamigo | ik3un8h | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Software development is more than coding.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 603 |
programmerhumor | ReadyThor | ik4753h | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The better you get at coding the less time you get to code<|eor|><|sor|>I mean it's like that in every industry. Take construction work: The more experience you get in the job, the higher up you are on the ladder, and the less you are going to do "actual work" on the jobside, right?<|eor|><|sor|>Yea, also the fact that if you're good at your job you get promoted until you get to a position you're bad at and stay there.<|eor|><|sor|>Or you continue to fail upwards. Or get pigeonholed in a role that you're too important to leave.
I've come to believe promotions are purely personality based. Show minimum competence, don't fuck anything up, and have the "right" personality type.<|eor|><|sor|>>have the "right" personality type
Not being neurotypical I found that out the hard way. As soon as I became aware of that I switched to the public sector where promotions are given according to qualifications and experience and raises are given by seniority.
Those managing in the public sector in the country where I am at have to be transparent about the whole process. Even the results of interviews have to be published along with points given for every aspect they evaluated for each candidate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 520 |
programmerhumor | k_albasi | ik4laxf | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Biggest complaint I hear from anyone these days is they dont actually have any time to work due to the never ending teams meetings that always run long<|eor|><|sor|>I work remotely and have about 2-3 hours of meetings per week. Its pretty great.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 519 |
programmerhumor | povlov0987 | ik3ymkh | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Only if you are the only senior and everyone else is a junior. OR, its a micromanaging place with mostly useless meeting that couldve been replaced with a slack message.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 440 |
programmerhumor | Strostkovy | ik3zttf | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I manage a fabrication shop, so it's not exactly the same, but one very powerful thing I learned about meetings us that you can just leave. If your skills are in demand they'll get the hint to schedule you for only meetings you actually need to be there for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 364 |
programmerhumor | mikeet9 | ik488uz | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The better you get at coding the less time you get to code<|eor|><|sor|>I mean it's like that in every industry. Take construction work: The more experience you get in the job, the higher up you are on the ladder, and the less you are going to do "actual work" on the jobside, right?<|eor|><|sor|>Yea, also the fact that if you're good at your job you get promoted until you get to a position you're bad at and stay there.<|eor|><|sor|>Or you continue to fail upwards. Or get pigeonholed in a role that you're too important to leave.
I've come to believe promotions are purely personality based. Show minimum competence, don't fuck anything up, and have the "right" personality type.<|eor|><|sor|>>have the "right" personality type
Not being neurotypical I found that out the hard way. As soon as I became aware of that I switched to the public sector where promotions are given according to qualifications and experience and raises are given by seniority.
Those managing in the public sector in the country where I am at have to be transparent about the whole process. Even the results of interviews have to be published along with points given for every aspect they evaluated for each candidate.<|eor|><|sor|>That sounds like a utopia. The public sector in the US is just a total dumpster fire and promotions are based upon friendships, politics and image.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | CatpainCalamari | ik4ayw7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Only if you are the only senior and everyone else is a junior. OR, its a micromanaging place with mostly useless meeting that couldve been replaced with a slack message.<|eor|><|sor|>>slack message
*sobs in Microsoft Teams*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | canalswimmer | ik4d2ft | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Only if you are the only senior and everyone else is a junior. OR, its a micromanaging place with mostly useless meeting that couldve been replaced with a slack message.<|eor|><|sor|>>slack message
*sobs in Microsoft Teams*<|eor|><|sor|>Oh fuck Teams. I've been on a Teams rant since it became omnipresent when the covid pandemic started.
Sure. They do video meetings right. At least now they do.
But the chat, holy shit the chat is so utterly and totally broken. Especially the pasting and formatting of code. And scrolling up to find earlier messages. And search itself. When you find a message, you can't see its context (a few messages before and after). No, just the message that matches your search.
Has anyone who develops the Teams chat used any IM app developed ever? The three decades old mIRC has more functionality than Teams chat. Slack is better. Discord, with its five daily updates is better. Fuck. Teams. Chat.
I rather walk over to someone to ask them to send me information per email than to chat to them over Teams.
And now they replaced the emojis once again for more ugly ones, animated at that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 262 |
programmerhumor | imdyingfasterthanyou | ik4dqc6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At some point your experience is more valuable than your code.<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely. Finding someone who can code is cheap because the bucket of resources you can pull from is full.
However, finding someone:
- who understands your business
- who understands the way that non-technical business people speak and work
- who understands how humans actually work (and make mistakes and do stupid things that are outside the expected process)
- who is good at listening to and watching people's processes and (instead of telling them what to do it the way the programmer envisioned) they provide a way that considers the diverse perspectives and needs of people (who may or may not have yet been trained or understand a user manual or SOP)
- who can ask good questions about business processes and communicate business solutions without using technical language
- and who can provide and maintain documentation that is helpful to both untrained and unfamiliar business users and technical support teams
...is quite difficult.
Institutional knowledge and understanding (that can operate at the planning, influencing and driving levels) is more valuable and hard to replace than a meatsack that sits in a cubicle and just checks off a list of tasks.
EDIT: added bullet points and parenthesis (formatting) to make it easier to read.<|eor|><|sor|>>Finding someone who can code is cheap because the bucket of resources you can pull from is full.
This is absolutely not cheap and the bucket is not full...
There's a reason even senior software engineering positions have basic coding tests as part of the interview many times. Even some people _in the industry_ can't code their way out of a paper bag...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | Jertimmer | ik3xytc | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Software development is more than coding.<|eor|><|sor|>I spend most of my time figuring out how to best implement a feature, which tools to use, and the occasional POC.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | Huge-Buddy655 | ik4s1im | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Biggest complaint I hear from anyone these days is they dont actually have any time to work due to the never ending teams meetings that always run long<|eor|><|sor|>I work remotely and have about 2-3 hours of meetings per week. Its pretty great.<|eor|><|sor|>Part of me hates you, but in an envious way.
I sit in 5-10 hours of meetings a week, and typically have to spend at least 30 minutes before and after reviewing notes and following up with people.
Thursdays are the days where I turn off Teams and Outlook to go heads down on programming to get dense work done. Still have to check for messages 2-3 times that day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | Meli_Melo_ | ik49loh | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The better you get at coding the less time you get to code<|eor|><|sor|>When you have the experience and knowledge, people expect you to share it without realizing that prevents you from acquiring further knowledge ...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | chickenwaffles26 | x1o22m | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,267 |
programmerhumor | greedydita | imerj5a | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never ask a scrum master their salary, unless you want to be mad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,603 |
programmerhumor | shiroinyan1 | imevcs0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This made me laugh a lot, because just today the scrum had to leave a team meeting for another "very important" meeting. She always tells us "my job is to facilitate yours, just talk to me" but she never answers messages and is always busy in meetings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,228 |
programmerhumor | generatedcode | imet4f4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never ask a scrum master their salary, unless you want to be mad.<|eor|><|sor|>or what they used to do for a living before that magic 3 day course when they got the magic certification, unless you wanna be enlighten
Later Edit: this is getting out of control I'm gonna certify y'all just be part of this sub r/3daysScrumMasterCert/ cuz y'all been amazing if you sign up tonight you gonna get 30 story points bonus for under $ 1499<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,157 |
programmerhumor | ArturosMaximus | imf1jw3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They play that card game with their web browser.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,149 |
programmerhumor | Orkleth | imez9ax | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HR: "What would you say you do here?"
Scrum Master: "I deal with the goddamn programmers and ask what they're doing each day. I have people skills, dammit. What the hell is wrong with you people!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,227 |
programmerhumor | cheesecake_squared | imet1s1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it the same as an agile coach?<|eor|><|sor|>An agile coach is a failed scrum master turned consultant.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,226 |
programmerhumor | WJMazepas | imf5x72 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This made me laugh a lot, because just today the scrum had to leave a team meeting for another "very important" meeting. She always tells us "my job is to facilitate yours, just talk to me" but she never answers messages and is always busy in meetings.<|eor|><|sor|>I had one scrum master leave for vacation and genuinely no one felt much difference while he was gone<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,189 |
programmerhumor | theloslonelyjoe | imepn05 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ya know, we like Scrum all day. We help people be more Agile by increasing their flexibility by implementing synergistic processes that leverage economies of scale so that we successfully execute our pivot strategy by sprinting the last mile of development.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,185 |
programmerhumor | nordic-nomad | imfa0th | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never ask a scrum master their salary, unless you want to be mad.<|eor|><|sor|>or what they used to do for a living before that magic 3 day course when they got the magic certification, unless you wanna be enlighten
Later Edit: this is getting out of control I'm gonna certify y'all just be part of this sub r/3daysScrumMasterCert/ cuz y'all been amazing if you sign up tonight you gonna get 30 story points bonus for under $ 1499<|eor|><|sor|>I wanna ask then take the course and earn the money<|eor|><|sor|>If you can ask someone how long something is going to take, multiply by two, and put that into a scheduling app that spits out automatic reports you basically know how to be a project manager that consistently delivers projects ahead of schedule whos beloved by both your managers and your dev teams.
And yet still its a job people manage to fuck up consistently.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 938 |
programmerhumor | riplikash | imexef9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never ask a scrum master their salary, unless you want to be mad.<|eor|><|sor|>None of the Scrum Masters I've known have been making more than your average dev.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>No, I've had several excellent Scrum Masters who put a ton of work into their job and had a huge impact on the team. Generally for less pay than the engineers were making.
Their skills were generally in soft skill and tooling. They made whatever changes to the tools we requested for our process, resolved blockers with external resources, got us licenses, and generally ran interference with execs and clients. Very helpful to have around and had to put in just as much effort as the rest of us.
They had as much skill as any soft-skills focused position does i.e. a lot, but not nearly so easily to judge and quantify as engineering skills are.
I've also had my fair share of poor scrum masters who weren't pro-active and just ran the meetings. Absolutely worthless. They certainly exist. But, then again, worthless CEOs, managers, and execs are super common as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 863 |
programmerhumor | Milkshakes00 | imf8cm5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This made me laugh a lot, because just today the scrum had to leave a team meeting for another "very important" meeting. She always tells us "my job is to facilitate yours, just talk to me" but she never answers messages and is always busy in meetings.<|eor|><|sor|>I had one scrum master leave for vacation and genuinely no one felt much difference while he was gone<|eor|><|sor|>I equate an SM to grease. If everything is nice and friction free, it'll keep going with an occasional touch up and keep it going.
If everything is starting to burn up and lacks some grease, you can help by greasing it.
If it's all already falling apart and in total disrepair, no amount of grease is going to help it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 782 |
programmerhumor | TangNaU | imfq31z | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They play that card game with their web browser.<|eor|><|sor|>Planning poker, baby.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 775 |
programmerhumor | Bos_lost_ton | imf4mrr | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it the same as an agile coach?<|eor|><|sor|>An agile coach is a failed scrum master turned consultant.<|eor|><|sor|>Also known as a Scrumbag<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 773 |
programmerhumor | metrill | imewr7x | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love when scrum masters come to the office and scream "it's scruming time!". And than after a whole day of scrum you would think they are tired but they just reply " I can scrum this all day".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 713 |
programmerhumor | Majestic-Road4793 | imeq6sn | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it the same as an agile coach?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 658 |
programmerhumor | Bryguy3k | imeq1ph | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Scrum master is just an extra hat I wear an hour a day and an additional two hours every other week.
I wear half a dozen other hats I would rather ditch.
How many places actually have a single person dedicated to it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 648 |
programmerhumor | DMoney159 | imes2t1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ya know, we like Scrum all day. We help people be more Agile by increasing their flexibility by implementing synergistic processes that leverage economies of scale so that we successfully execute our pivot strategy by sprinting the last mile of development.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, that's everything on my buzzword bingo, so you're hired!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 593 |
programmerhumor | nordic-nomad | imfbozr | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never ask a scrum master their salary, unless you want to be mad.<|eor|><|sor|>or what they used to do for a living before that magic 3 day course when they got the magic certification, unless you wanna be enlighten
Later Edit: this is getting out of control I'm gonna certify y'all just be part of this sub r/3daysScrumMasterCert/ cuz y'all been amazing if you sign up tonight you gonna get 30 story points bonus for under $ 1499<|eor|><|sor|>I wanna ask then take the course and earn the money<|eor|><|sor|>If you can ask someone how long something is going to take, multiply by two, and put that into a scheduling app that spits out automatic reports you basically know how to be a project manager that consistently delivers projects ahead of schedule whos beloved by both your managers and your dev teams.
And yet still its a job people manage to fuck up consistently.<|eor|><|sor|>Probably because they get told to push their teams to get it done quicker lol<|eor|><|sor|>In that case you just have to multiply by four and then cut the timeline in half when they complain about it.
Or tell them the story of the mythical man month over and over until they have a seizure.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 487 |
programmerhumor | riplikash | imevgmt | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never ask a scrum master their salary, unless you want to be mad.<|eor|><|sor|>None of the Scrum Masters I've known have been making more than your average dev.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 467 |
programmerhumor | johntwit | 129q4l9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,265 |
programmerhumor | ToukenPlz | jeofcel | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>I didn't need to be called out like this today<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,133 |
programmerhumor | Solonotix | jeoiqjz | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>I'm definitely the guy in the other car way too often. The number of times someone has asked me to look at their code, only for them to tell me they're working from Master and can't push their changes until they work...just shoot me.
I tend to repeat this mantra to them every damn time:
1. Cut a branch from master
2. Commit changes frequently
3. Push daily
4. Submit a Pull Request (when you want a code review)
The next time they talk to me it's the exact same thing, and I'm half convinced I'm Sisyphus reincarnated.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,671 |
programmerhumor | The100thIdiot | jeomeos | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>You people are using commands?
I just use a GUI.
Am I doing it wrong?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,036 |
programmerhumor | Eosborne987 | jeoi63m | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>One of the realest memes I've seen on this thread<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 945 |
programmerhumor | cookiedanslesac | jeoh43k | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>You mean you guys don't relearn git every day? <|eor|><|sor|>I created an alias that executes a random gt command.
In theory it should at some point get the same result, it's just a little bit longer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 930 |
programmerhumor | kkirv | jeoftbd | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>I didn't need to be called out like this today<|eor|><|sor|>When did the internet get so personal?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 836 |
programmerhumor | mikepictor | jeos9u0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>You people are using commands?
I just use a GUI.
Am I doing it wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>No, I use a GUI since I'm not a masochist<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 638 |
programmerhumor | zeek0us | jeokh05 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>I'm definitely the guy in the other car way too often. The number of times someone has asked me to look at their code, only for them to tell me they're working from Master and can't push their changes until they work...just shoot me.
I tend to repeat this mantra to them every damn time:
1. Cut a branch from master
2. Commit changes frequently
3. Push daily
4. Submit a Pull Request (when you want a code review)
The next time they talk to me it's the exact same thing, and I'm half convinced I'm Sisyphus reincarnated.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, even knowing the right way to use git (and using it daily for years), falling back to any workflows/commands outside of the set of muscle-memory macros feels like learning from scratch. Lots of "I know you can do this, I know \*what\* to do, I've done it, I just can't for the life of me remember exactly how."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 449 |
programmerhumor | AffectionateOrca | jeojk7s | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>What movie/show is the meme from?<|eor|><|sor|>I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
It can be streamed on Netflix.
[YouTube link to this skit.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2vejhdm8lo)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | AwesomeFrisbee | jeov15b | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>You people are using commands?
I just use a GUI.
Am I doing it wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>No, I use a GUI since I'm not a masochist<|eor|><|sor|>Same. Who do I need to impress and why?
I've been using Fork for a few years now. Its great and does everything I want from a Git GUI. Its not free but the one-time-purchase is worth it. And its basically Sourcetree from when it was still awesome. I really need something visual to show me the flow of the commits, quickly browse contents, filter branches and get a better view of what I'm going to commit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | Fhyke | jeoszmv | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>You people are using commands?
I just use a GUI.
Am I doing it wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah Ive never understood whats so bad about just using GitHub desktop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | PeWu1337 | jeougeg | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>You mean you guys don't relearn git every day? <|eor|><|sor|>I created an alias that executes a random gt command.
In theory it should at some point get the same result, it's just a little bit longer.<|eor|><|sor|>*a little bit*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 221 |
programmerhumor | The100thIdiot | jeotl6f | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>You people are using commands?
I just use a GUI.
Am I doing it wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah Ive never understood whats so bad about just using GitHub desktop<|eor|><|sor|>There isn't.
Last big project I worked on we had not one but two GIT superstars.
We all used GitHub desktop including these two superstars, but there was that one guy who insisted on using command line.
Two weeks later we revoked all his GIT permissions because he fucked up so much stuff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | Federal_Chef1793 | jeooorw | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god for the desktop app<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
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