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programmerhumor | angiosperms- | igtp4ip | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite interaction with a recruiter happened about a year ago after leaving a job I held for about 6 years. About 2 weeks into my new job I was contacted by a recruiter who said that my background looked per... | 331 |
programmerhumor | Varitus | igsjfow | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The annoying ones for me are the ones that reach out to you, promise to send you more info in an email and then completely ghost you
I'm looking at you unsolicited LinkedIn recruiters<|eor|><|sor|>It's even bett... | 326 |
programmerhumor | PistachioOnFire | igtbr8z | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite interaction with a recruiter happened about a year ago after leaving a job I held for about 6 years. About 2 weeks into my new job I was contacted by a recruiter who said that my background looked per... | 325 |
programmerhumor | cup_of_coughy | igssm7b | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Why are you interested in working @ X?"
"Ummm .... You headhunted me. Why ***should*** I be interested in working @ X"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 299 |
programmerhumor | MoistPossum | igsatxk | <|sols|><|sot|>Just recruiter stuff...I guess<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu82h5nuhjc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a fact and a half.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | Familiar_Stage_1692 | yoqmmg | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,482 |
programmerhumor | AyeCab | ivfbpm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do that but change jobs every year.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,573 |
programmerhumor | Many-Engineer-556 | ivflg3g | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do that but change jobs every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Then become a consultant for these companies and retire at 35<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,273 |
programmerhumor | AbstractUnicorn | ivff14r | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked with someone (30+ year ago) who went for years writing seemingly god awful code for an embedded system that only they could maintain. When they went on holiday dev stopped as nobody else could do anything with it. If t... | 945 |
programmerhumor | bremidon | ivffnkl | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked with someone (30+ year ago) who went for years writing seemingly god awful code for an embedded system that only they could maintain. When they went on holiday dev stopped as nobody else could do anything with it. If t... | 622 |
programmerhumor | wineblood | ivfdp6f | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm looking at code like that today and the name in the history doesn't match anyone in the current team.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 587 |
programmerhumor | AbstractUnicorn | ivfj2h6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked with someone (30+ year ago) who went for years writing seemingly god awful code for an embedded system that only they could maintain. When they went on holiday dev stopped as nobody else could do anything with it. If t... | 332 |
programmerhumor | ILikeCake1412 | ivg0hio | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do that but change jobs every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Then become a consultant for these companies and retire at 35<|eor|><|sor|>r/overemployed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 306 |
programmerhumor | Sekhen | ivfbfzj | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never be irreplaceable.
If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | Lagger625 | ivh0r9o | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do that but change jobs every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Then become a consultant for these companies and retire at 35<|eor|><|sor|>On a more serious question, do this happen frequently? Can you develop some software for some company, ... | 265 |
programmerhumor | Rolandscythe | ivflz40 | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Eh I have read enough r/pettyrevenge stories to know that many managers assume anyone can write code and fire you anyways.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | ralberts | ivh7g2r | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do that but change jobs every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Then become a consultant for these companies and retire at 35<|eor|><|sor|>On a more serious question, do this happen frequently? Can you develop some software for some company, ... | 221 |
programmerhumor | Sir_Sushi | ivfnkje | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm looking at code like that today and the name in the history doesn't match anyone in the current team.<|eor|><|sor|>I needed to implement a functionality and I found a code that may be a start for what is wanted.
It's betwe... | 167 |
programmerhumor | voluntarycap | ivfts77 | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do none of you have code reviews? Seriously I get barraged with comments if my spacing is off in my variables, where are you guys writing this horrible code?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | markthedeadmet | ivggoqf | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do that but change jobs every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Then become a consultant for these companies and retire at 35<|eor|><|sor|>r/overemployed<|eor|><|sor|>Anti antiwork<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | Outrageous-Machine-5 | ivfdjdg | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never be irreplaceable.
If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.<|eor|><|sor|>You can by threatening to leave
Never stop interviewing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | Reddit_Ghost2021 | ivge1c6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do that but change jobs every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Write code so bad only you know how to operate it, quit, get hired as a contractor and charge whatever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | water_baughttle | ivh8gzu | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do that but change jobs every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Then become a consultant for these companies and retire at 35<|eor|><|sor|>On a more serious question, do this happen frequently? Can you develop some software for some company, ... | 80 |
programmerhumor | Adm_Kunkka | ivglvys | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do that but change jobs every year.<|eor|><|sor|>Then become a consultant for these companies and retire at 35<|eor|><|sor|>r/overemployed<|eor|><|sor|>Anti antiwork<|eor|><|sor|>Work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | LuthienByNight | ivg4y93 | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked with someone (30+ year ago) who went for years writing seemingly god awful code for an embedded system that only they could maintain. When they went on holiday dev stopped as nobody else could do anything with it. If t... | 79 |
programmerhumor | CoastingUphill | ivfjvjj | <|sols|><|sot|>The life hack :<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9wytuq6cbly91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unless you work at Twitter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | yuva-krishna-memes | vsw8aa | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,406 |
programmerhumor | keefemotif | if3zsgi | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once upon a time, I was working on some enterprise software that had activation keys. My dev key expired and I had a deadline, so I commented out the code that checked for the key. This was before reviews and github and we m... | 941 |
programmerhumor | JustAnotherPrgrmr | if3xal3 | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So you are suggesting that I am the most memorable among my colleagues? I am flattered.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 769 |
programmerhumor | HolyMolyWakaToly | if4ltvd | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once upon a time, I was working on some enterprise software that had activation keys. My dev key expired and I had a deadline, so I commented out the code that checked for the key. This was before reviews and github and we m... | 489 |
programmerhumor | johnzy87 | if40cdq | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thats why I produce low quality of work that never gets merged.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 469 |
programmerhumor | freeve4 | if42kwp | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"i- i don't know!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | DasFrebier | if4l89a | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once upon a time, I was working on some enterprise software that had activation keys. My dev key expired and I had a deadline, so I commented out the code that checked for the key. This was before reviews and github and we m... | 302 |
programmerhumor | mianori | if4llq2 | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"i- i don't know!"<|eor|><|sor|>Couldnt you at least wait Monday morning before pushing?!<|eor|><|sor|>No.<|eor|><|sor|>The bugs need to enjoy the weekend too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | GargantuanCake | if4kidy | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I also feel like Git blame is revealing my deepest dark secrets<|eor|><|sor|>You truly become a developer when you find some terrible code, curse the person that wrote it, ask what kind of brain damaged idiot would do this s... | 233 |
programmerhumor | mianori | if4gw40 | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"i- i don't know!"<|eor|><|sor|>Couldnt you at least wait Monday morning before pushing?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | HolyMolyWakaToly | if3x3ia | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I also feel like Git blame is revealing my deepest dark secrets<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | hajimenogio92 | if435yq | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or when you forget your WHERE statement on the production database<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | Informal-Lead-4324 | if4hzqr | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So you are suggesting that I am the most memorable among my colleagues? I am flattered.<|eor|><|sor|>Among us?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | GargantuanCake | if4kak4 | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"i- i don't know!"<|eor|><|sor|>Couldnt you at least wait Monday morning before pushing?!<|eor|><|sor|>No.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | dalmathus | if4ol87 | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You guys need to get into b2b enterprise software. The entire industry runs on production bugs and the 6 months projects following to resolve them.
I'm a job creator.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | SnooHobbies3441 | if4uxxk | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Answer: to teach you the value of branch protection rules.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | yuva-krishna-memes | if3vcej | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|soopr|>Damn. I should have been careful when it said 100%. Never been Rick rolled so bad.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | UltraCarnivore | if4k4qr | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So you are suggesting that I am the most memorable among my colleagues? I am flattered.<|eor|><|sor|>Among us?<|eor|><|sor|>sus<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | oobey | if5b2xs | <|sols|><|sot|>morning motivation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7m2m2up0mz991.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once upon a time, I was working on some enterprise software that had activation keys. My dev key expired and I had a deadline, so I commented out the code that checked for the key. This was before reviews and github and we m... | 87 |
programmerhumor | Beautiful_Feed2814 | wn9ghp | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,288 |
programmerhumor | frperg | ik3x3ig | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The better you get at coding the less time you get to code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,216 |
programmerhumor | Stummi | ik3xuh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The better you get at coding the less time you get to code<|eor|><|sor|>I mean it's like that in every industry. Take construction work: The more experience you get in the job, ... | 2,241 |
programmerhumor | jmona789 | ik42neq | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The better you get at coding the less time you get to code<|eor|><|sor|>I mean it's like that in every industry. Take construction work: The more experience you get in the job, ... | 1,628 |
programmerhumor | Alikont | ik44yf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At some point your experience is more valuable than your code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,513 |
programmerhumor | E8282 | ik41dar | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Biggest complaint I hear from anyone these days is they dont actually have any time to work due to the never ending teams meetings that always run long<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 1,382 |
programmerhumor | Gr1pp717 | ik461x9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The better you get at coding the less time you get to code<|eor|><|sor|>I mean it's like that in every industry. Take construction work: The more experience you get in the job, ... | 966 |
programmerhumor | Aggravating_Wonder_9 | ik46c9w | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At some point your experience is more valuable than your code.<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely. Finding someone who can code is cheap because the bucket of resources you can pull from i... | 614 |
programmerhumor | betterdaysaheadamigo | ik3un8h | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Software development is more than coding.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 603 |
programmerhumor | ReadyThor | ik4753h | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The better you get at coding the less time you get to code<|eor|><|sor|>I mean it's like that in every industry. Take construction work: The more experience you get in the job, ... | 520 |
programmerhumor | k_albasi | ik4laxf | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Biggest complaint I hear from anyone these days is they dont actually have any time to work due to the never ending teams meetings that always run long<|eor|><|sor|>I work remot... | 519 |
programmerhumor | povlov0987 | ik3ymkh | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Only if you are the only senior and everyone else is a junior. OR, its a micromanaging place with mostly useless meeting that couldve been replaced with a slack message.<|eor|><... | 440 |
programmerhumor | Strostkovy | ik3zttf | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I manage a fabrication shop, so it's not exactly the same, but one very powerful thing I learned about meetings us that you can just leave. If your skills are in demand they'll ... | 364 |
programmerhumor | mikeet9 | ik488uz | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The better you get at coding the less time you get to code<|eor|><|sor|>I mean it's like that in every industry. Take construction work: The more experience you get in the job, ... | 360 |
programmerhumor | CatpainCalamari | ik4ayw7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Only if you are the only senior and everyone else is a junior. OR, its a micromanaging place with mostly useless meeting that couldve been replaced with a slack message.<|eor|><... | 265 |
programmerhumor | canalswimmer | ik4d2ft | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Only if you are the only senior and everyone else is a junior. OR, its a micromanaging place with mostly useless meeting that couldve been replaced with a slack message.<|eor|><... | 262 |
programmerhumor | imdyingfasterthanyou | ik4dqc6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At some point your experience is more valuable than your code.<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely. Finding someone who can code is cheap because the bucket of resources you can pull from i... | 257 |
programmerhumor | Jertimmer | ik3xytc | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Software development is more than coding.<|eor|><|sor|>I spend most of my time figuring out how to best implement a feature, which tools to use, and the occasional POC.<|eor|><|... | 214 |
programmerhumor | Huge-Buddy655 | ik4s1im | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Biggest complaint I hear from anyone these days is they dont actually have any time to work due to the never ending teams meetings that always run long<|eor|><|sor|>I work remot... | 211 |
programmerhumor | Meli_Melo_ | ik49loh | <|sols|><|sot|>I see this happening to almost every senior software professional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pow1shl5zfh91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The better you get at coding the less time you get to code<|eor|><|sor|>When you have the experience and knowledge, people expect you to share it without realizing that prevents... | 160 |
programmerhumor | chickenwaffles26 | x1o22m | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,267 |
programmerhumor | greedydita | imerj5a | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never ask a scrum master their salary, unless you want to be mad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,603 |
programmerhumor | shiroinyan1 | imevcs0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This made me laugh a lot, because just today the scrum had to leave a team meeting for another "very important" meeting. She always tells us "my job is to facilitate yours, just talk to me" but she never answers messages and ... | 2,228 |
programmerhumor | generatedcode | imet4f4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never ask a scrum master their salary, unless you want to be mad.<|eor|><|sor|>or what they used to do for a living before that magic 3 day course when they got the magic certification, unless you wanna be enlighten
Later Ed... | 2,157 |
programmerhumor | ArturosMaximus | imf1jw3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They play that card game with their web browser.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,149 |
programmerhumor | Orkleth | imez9ax | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HR: "What would you say you do here?"
Scrum Master: "I deal with the goddamn programmers and ask what they're doing each day. I have people skills, dammit. What the hell is wrong with you people!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,227 |
programmerhumor | cheesecake_squared | imet1s1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it the same as an agile coach?<|eor|><|sor|>An agile coach is a failed scrum master turned consultant.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,226 |
programmerhumor | WJMazepas | imf5x72 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This made me laugh a lot, because just today the scrum had to leave a team meeting for another "very important" meeting. She always tells us "my job is to facilitate yours, just talk to me" but she never answers messages and ... | 1,189 |
programmerhumor | theloslonelyjoe | imepn05 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ya know, we like Scrum all day. We help people be more Agile by increasing their flexibility by implementing synergistic processes that leverage economies of scale so that we successfully execute our pivot strategy by sprinti... | 1,185 |
programmerhumor | nordic-nomad | imfa0th | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never ask a scrum master their salary, unless you want to be mad.<|eor|><|sor|>or what they used to do for a living before that magic 3 day course when they got the magic certification, unless you wanna be enlighten
Later Ed... | 938 |
programmerhumor | riplikash | imexef9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never ask a scrum master their salary, unless you want to be mad.<|eor|><|sor|>None of the Scrum Masters I've known have been making more than your average dev.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>No, I've had several excelle... | 863 |
programmerhumor | Milkshakes00 | imf8cm5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This made me laugh a lot, because just today the scrum had to leave a team meeting for another "very important" meeting. She always tells us "my job is to facilitate yours, just talk to me" but she never answers messages and ... | 782 |
programmerhumor | TangNaU | imfq31z | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They play that card game with their web browser.<|eor|><|sor|>Planning poker, baby.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 775 |
programmerhumor | Bos_lost_ton | imf4mrr | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it the same as an agile coach?<|eor|><|sor|>An agile coach is a failed scrum master turned consultant.<|eor|><|sor|>Also known as a Scrumbag<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 773 |
programmerhumor | metrill | imewr7x | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love when scrum masters come to the office and scream "it's scruming time!". And than after a whole day of scrum you would think they are tired but they just reply " I can scrum this all day".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 713 |
programmerhumor | Majestic-Road4793 | imeq6sn | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it the same as an agile coach?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 658 |
programmerhumor | Bryguy3k | imeq1ph | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Scrum master is just an extra hat I wear an hour a day and an additional two hours every other week.
I wear half a dozen other hats I would rather ditch.
How many places actually have a single person dedicated to it?<|eor|>... | 648 |
programmerhumor | DMoney159 | imes2t1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ya know, we like Scrum all day. We help people be more Agile by increasing their flexibility by implementing synergistic processes that leverage economies of scale so that we successfully execute our pivot strategy by sprinti... | 593 |
programmerhumor | nordic-nomad | imfbozr | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never ask a scrum master their salary, unless you want to be mad.<|eor|><|sor|>or what they used to do for a living before that magic 3 day course when they got the magic certification, unless you wanna be enlighten
Later Ed... | 487 |
programmerhumor | riplikash | imevgmt | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it a real job?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/949yuwp6rvk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never ask a scrum master their salary, unless you want to be mad.<|eor|><|sor|>None of the Scrum Masters I've known have been making more than your average dev.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 467 |
programmerhumor | johntwit | 129q4l9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,265 |
programmerhumor | ToukenPlz | jeofcel | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>I didn't need to be called out like this today<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,133 |
programmerhumor | Solonotix | jeoiqjz | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>I'm definitely the guy in the other car way too often. The number of times someone has asked me to look at their code, only for them to tell me they're working from Master and can't push their changes until they work..... | 1,671 |
programmerhumor | The100thIdiot | jeomeos | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>You people are using commands?
I just use a GUI.
Am I doing it wrong?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,036 |
programmerhumor | Eosborne987 | jeoi63m | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>One of the realest memes I've seen on this thread<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 945 |
programmerhumor | cookiedanslesac | jeoh43k | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>You mean you guys don't relearn git every day? <|eor|><|sor|>I created an alias that executes a random gt command.
In theory it should at some point get the same result, it's ju... | 930 |
programmerhumor | kkirv | jeoftbd | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>I didn't need to be called out like this today<|eor|><|sor|>When did the internet get so personal?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 836 |
programmerhumor | mikepictor | jeos9u0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>You people are using commands?
I just use a GUI.
Am I doing it wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>No, I use a GUI since I'm not a masochist<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 638 |
programmerhumor | zeek0us | jeokh05 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>I'm definitely the guy in the other car way too often. The number of times someone has asked me to look at their code, only for them to tell me they're working from Master and can't push their changes until they work..... | 449 |
programmerhumor | AffectionateOrca | jeojk7s | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>What movie/show is the meme from?<|eor|><|sor|>I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
It can be streamed on Netflix.
[YouTube link to this skit.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2vejhdm8lo)<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 248 |
programmerhumor | AwesomeFrisbee | jeov15b | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>You people are using commands?
I just use a GUI.
Am I doing it wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>No, I use a GUI since I'm not a masochist<|eor|><|sor|>Same. Who do I need to impress and why?
I've been using Fork for a few years ... | 238 |
programmerhumor | Fhyke | jeoszmv | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>You people are using commands?
I just use a GUI.
Am I doing it wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah Ive never understood whats so bad about just using GitHub desktop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | PeWu1337 | jeougeg | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>You mean you guys don't relearn git every day? <|eor|><|sor|>I created an alias that executes a random gt command.
In theory it should at some point get the same result, it's ju... | 221 |
programmerhumor | The100thIdiot | jeotl6f | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>You people are using commands?
I just use a GUI.
Am I doing it wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah Ive never understood whats so bad about just using GitHub desktop<|eor|><|sor|>There isn't.
Last big project I worked on we had... | 201 |
programmerhumor | Federal_Chef1793 | jeooorw | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god for the desktop app<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
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