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programmerhumor | Asalanlir | g1r9wh1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working as a software engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h8uhxvhurdh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think the third frame is what 80% of my country thinks computer knowledge breaks down to.<|eor|><|sor|>I have to constantly remind myself most people assume Comp Sci is IT<|eor|><|sor|>Comp Sci is how computers... | 114 |
programmerhumor | s3vv4 | g1rotvx | <|sols|><|sot|>Working as a software engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h8uhxvhurdh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think the third frame is what 80% of my country thinks computer knowledge breaks down to.<|eor|><|sor|>I have to constantly remind myself most people assume Comp Sci is IT<|eor|><|sor|>Are you telling me you di... | 111 |
programmerhumor | MarkusA380 | 83vsie | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47,415 |
programmerhumor | sac_boy | dvl0jct | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Why would anybody want to do A?" asks another commenter with clockwork inevitability, without knowing any of your circumstances or constraints and just assuming you are an idiot.
"It's 2018, nobody uses A," answers another comme... | 5,942 |
programmerhumor | GameNationRDF | dvkxafh | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>> closed as "off-topic" by the 999k rep. guy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,746 |
programmerhumor | RedWulfie | dvkwyz1 | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Then you try B and it doesn't work
So you search stackoverflow again:
"How do I B?"
"You do C"
"But that doesn't do B"
"Yeah nobody uses B"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,979 |
programmerhumor | parlez-vous | dvkykus | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>> closed as "off-topic" by the 999k rep. guy<|eor|><|sor|>Question that's been asked hundreds of times of before --> 4 upvotes and 2 answers
New question --> -4 points and moved to off-topic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,012 |
programmerhumor | MarkusA380 | dvkxkg7 | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Then you try B and it doesn't work
So you search stackoverflow again:
"How do I B?"
"You do C"
"But that doesn't do B"
"Yeah nobody uses B"<|eor|><|soopr|>Possible duplicate of "How do I B?"<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 1,920 |
programmerhumor | Root-of-Evil | dvkz9o0 | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>> closed as "off-topic" by the 999k rep. guy<|eor|><|sor|>Question that's been asked hundreds of times of before --> 4 upvotes and 2 answers
New question --> -4 points and moved to off-topic<|eor|><|sor|>"deleted as duplicate"
L... | 1,130 |
programmerhumor | shawncplus | dvl0qt5 | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Why would anybody want to do A?" asks another commenter with clockwork inevitability, without knowing any of your circumstances or constraints and just assuming you are an idiot.
"It's 2018, nobody uses A," answers another comme... | 1,123 |
programmerhumor | KoboldCommando | dvkzxhz | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>> closed as "off-topic" by the 999k rep. guy<|eor|><|sor|>Question that's been asked hundreds of times of before --> 4 upvotes and 2 answers
New question --> -4 points and moved to off-topic<|eor|><|sor|>My "favorite" scenario ha... | 1,047 |
programmerhumor | ptgauth | dvkwk2x | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>But I want all my variables to be global :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,020 |
programmerhumor | utnow | dvkzo5i | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>My only question on stackoverflow.
Top answer didn't even give me a solution, just straight denied my problem was even possible.
Meanwhile the answer that actually solved it was deleted a few minutes after appearing.
<|eor|><|so... | 948 |
programmerhumor | baudday | dvkyqb0 | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sucks cause SO used to actually be a great place to ask questions with very little toxicity. Now I just gawk at the brave souls who dare ask a question<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 892 |
programmerhumor | enoua5 | dvkxzbs | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Then you try B and it doesn't work
So you search stackoverflow again:
"How do I B?"
"You do C"
"But that doesn't do B"
"Yeah nobody uses B"<|eor|><|soopr|>Possible duplicate of "How do I B?"<|eoopr|><|sor|>> Possible ... | 867 |
programmerhumor | phedre | dvl4mpb | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Why would anybody want to do A?" asks another commenter with clockwork inevitability, without knowing any of your circumstances or constraints and just assuming you are an idiot.
"It's 2018, nobody uses A," answers another comme... | 758 |
programmerhumor | alex2003super | dvl5871 | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>My only question on stackoverflow.
Top answer didn't even give me a solution, just straight denied my problem was even possible.
Meanwhile the answer that actually solved it was deleted a few minutes after appearing.
<|eor|><|so... | 643 |
programmerhumor | daddya12 | dvkysxz | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>But I want all my variables to be global :(<|eor|><|sor|>Solution: use assembly. Everything is global<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 562 |
programmerhumor | eshansingh | dvl1jlj | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>> closed as "off-topic" by the 999k rep. guy<|eor|><|sor|>Question that's been asked hundreds of times of before --> 4 upvotes and 2 answers
New question --> -4 points and moved to off-topic<|eor|><|sor|>"deleted as duplicate"
L... | 431 |
programmerhumor | moralesnery | dvky6p7 | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>use jQuery<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 398 |
programmerhumor | AtomicNicos | tl5fnk | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47,374 |
programmerhumor | jker1x | i1u0qos | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He got to 'fox' and thought: "haha trick question"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,364 |
programmerhumor | shy_dude- | i1tsc75 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ok, at least "fox" survived<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,259 |
programmerhumor | JVWL | i1u5izs | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think this is a case where they should just give the kid the passing grade because obviously they understand the order of the alphabet.<|eor|><|sor|>Not only that, but what they did was harder ... | 2,154 |
programmerhumor | xynith116 | i1u8kcb | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ok, at least "fox" survived<|eor|><|sor|>It was the unit test<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,794 |
programmerhumor | SleepDeprivedUserUK | i1uiiz0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think this is a case where they should just give the kid the passing grade because obviously they understand the order of the alphabet.<|eor|><|sor|>Not only that, but what they did was harder ... | 1,135 |
programmerhumor | greyghost5000 | i1uijxj | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He got to 'fox' and thought: "haha trick question"<|eor|><|sor|>Fox.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 773 |
programmerhumor | iboblaw | i1uiic8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of a student I had. "In 200 words or less, describe your school life."
1. Pencil
2. Eraser
3. Homework
...
200. Desk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 759 |
programmerhumor | og-lollercopter | i1u9cee | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ok, at least "fox" survived<|eor|><|sor|>It was the unit test<|eor|><|sor|>The UI is so intuitive, anyone can understand it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 458 |
programmerhumor | properu | i1txxfs | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/matvelloso/status/1506662515064795137) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|e... | 443 |
programmerhumor | CovingtonLane | i1uksgl | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think this is a case where they should just give the kid the passing grade because obviously they understand the order of the alphabet.<|eor|><|sor|>Not only that, but what they did was harder ... | 345 |
programmerhumor | stumblewiggins | i1ud5z9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think this is a case where they should just give the kid the passing grade because obviously they understand the order of the alphabet.<|eor|><|sor|>Yep; a good teacher would recognize here tha... | 341 |
programmerhumor | shahooster | i1uxokr | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He got to 'fox' and thought: "haha trick question"<|eor|><|sor|>Fox.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats something a fox would say.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 311 |
programmerhumor | SpaceCadetMoonMan | i1v7bnp | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of a student I had. "In 200 words or less, describe your school life."
1. Pencil
2. Eraser
3. Homework
...
200. Desk<|eor|><|sor|>They just proved they are ready for 40 years of work ... | 302 |
programmerhumor | dtiggy | i1ty2s7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where are Y and Z?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | datrandomduggy | i1u4c1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where are Y and Z?<|eor|><|sor|>Y and Z aren't real there just government propaganda<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 241 |
programmerhumor | KrokmaniakPL | i1umcs3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think this is a case where they should just give the kid the passing grade because obviously they understand the order of the alphabet.<|eor|><|sor|>Not only that, but what they did was harder ... | 238 |
programmerhumor | doej134567 | i1uisrs | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think this is a case where they should just give the kid the passing grade because obviously they understand the order of the alphabet.<|eor|><|sor|>Yep; a good teacher would recognize here tha... | 202 |
programmerhumor | Faustamort | i1uovkp | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dang, i read it first and thought "what does that mean? looks right to me". After reading the comments i looked again and got it.<|eor|><|sor|>i still don't get what the kid is supposed to do her... | 179 |
programmerhumor | pureskilll | 11osaf8 | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47,274 |
programmerhumor | CureSadWithButt | jbufnmm | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I added Owner of a Billion Cows and get messages from hedge funds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,288 |
programmerhumor | Landlocked_WaterSimp | jbudfal | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then you open it and it's like '2 views in the last month'. But the email always states a much higher number for no reason.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,732 |
programmerhumor | Jugales | jbu6npj | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is a guy with my same name who is an ultra-fit life coach. Bro looks like an ancient greek statue. I will assume they were searching for him lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,287 |
programmerhumor | lord_of_networks | jbujzee | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I added Owner of a Billion Cows and get messages from hedge funds.<|eor|><|sor|>Well if you own 2/3's of the cows in the entire world, i'm sure hedge funds would like to talk to you about some market manipulations<|eor|><|... | 1,153 |
programmerhumor | pureskilll | jbu7wmw | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is a guy with my same name who is an ultra-fit life coach. Bro looks like an ancient greek statue. I will assume they were searching for him lol<|eor|><|soopr|>No worries bro, I bet he assumes the same about you when... | 646 |
programmerhumor | Normal-Math-3222 | jbup42m | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then you open it and it's like '2 views in the last month'. But the email always states a much higher number for no reason.<|eor|><|sor|>Which is more worthless, irritating, and dishonest: Facebook or LinkedIn? I honestly ... | 530 |
programmerhumor | PuzzleheadedWeb9876 | jbuy2n2 | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then you open it and it's like '2 views in the last month'. But the email always states a much higher number for no reason.<|eor|><|sor|>Which is more worthless, irritating, and dishonest: Facebook or LinkedIn? I honestly ... | 324 |
programmerhumor | ArthurSafeZone | jbv2m1c | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is a guy with my same name who is an ultra-fit life coach. Bro looks like an ancient greek statue. I will assume they were searching for him lol<|eor|><|soopr|>No worries bro, I bet he assumes the same about you when... | 302 |
programmerhumor | rickytrevorlayhey | jbuiazd | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>78 searches means 78 said MEH<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | zedsterthemyuu | jbut9uq | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then you open it and it's like '2 views in the last month'. But the email always states a much higher number for no reason.<|eor|><|sor|>I think it's different things, like if they searched for "nuclear scientist" and you ... | 297 |
programmerhumor | turtleship_2006 | jbupsy3 | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I added Owner of a Billion Cows and get messages from hedge funds.<|eor|><|sor|>Well if you own 2/3's of the cows in the entire world, i'm sure hedge funds would like to talk to you about some market manipulations<|eor|><|... | 276 |
programmerhumor | MontagoDK | jbuoakl | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've continually disabled every new invention of notifications that linked in has invented over the years...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | Hi-ThisIsJeff | jbuchzu | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hah, what a joke. It's like, great how does this help me? Answer, it doesn't! I just got mine yesterday and said 21 searches.
I mean come on, like what do you even have to do to show up in 78 searches? I can't even i... | 225 |
programmerhumor | crimson117 | jbv97ju | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"You have 37 notifications to review"
bitch I don't work for you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | justapassingguy | jbuxj5u | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I added Owner of a Billion Cows and get messages from hedge funds.<|eor|><|sor|>Well if you own 2/3's of the cows in the entire world, i'm sure hedge funds would like to talk to you about some market manipulations<|eor|><|... | 194 |
programmerhumor | BOBOnobobo | jbutm4v | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I added Owner of a Billion Cows and get messages from hedge funds.<|eor|><|sor|>Well if you own 2/3's of the cows in the entire world, i'm sure hedge funds would like to talk to you about some market manipulations<|eor|><|... | 177 |
programmerhumor | NamityName | jbv1slx | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then you open it and it's like '2 views in the last month'. But the email always states a much higher number for no reason.<|eor|><|sor|>I think it's different things, like if they searched for "nuclear scientist" and you ... | 139 |
programmerhumor | flying-tree-god | jbv6idt | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LinkedIn is for people who jerk off to their own resumes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | jbubntn | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's probably one dude who cares so much about the email they get every week that they just grind LinkedIn posts to keep that number high<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmerhumor | UJL123 | jbuf4es | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hah, what a joke. It's like, great how does this help me? Answer, it doesn't! I just got mine yesterday and said 21 searches.
I mean come on, like what do you even have to do to show up in 78 searches? I can't even i... | 116 |
programmerhumor | chuse1995 | zk0i0s | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47,260 |
programmerhumor | Awanderinglolplayer | izxoab0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I forgot how to write an `else if` in Java. Whats worse is that Im a senior dev and just joined this new team. Performance reviews in a month too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,973 |
programmerhumor | JoshYx | izxafj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Butterfingers, forget every shortcut, stumble on my words, context menus don't work anymore... What a joy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,526 |
programmerhumor | SoftEngineerOfWares | izxh96n | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just did this myself. I precoded the work by myself over a few hours, then screen shared and went through the same ticket with a newbie and made him think I just automatically knew exactly what to do and we were done in 4... | 927 |
programmerhumor | CheekApprehensive961 | izz31d6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I forgot how to write an `else if` in Java. Whats worse is that Im a senior dev and just joined this new team. Performance reviews in a month too.<|eor|><|sor|>That's some classic senior dev job interview shit, too.
"Exp... | 719 |
programmerhumor | chuse1995 | izxbuku | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Butterfingers, forget every shortcut, stumble on my words, context menus don't work anymore... What a joy<|eor|><|soopr|>"Wait, let's put those lines right there" (I proced to be quiet and don't move my mouse for 15 secs)... | 581 |
programmerhumor | Gizshot | izy05z8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I forgot how to write an `else if` in Java. Whats worse is that Im a senior dev and just joined this new team. Performance reviews in a month too.<|eor|><|sor|>Just tell Elon you loved his comedy skit<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 478 |
programmerhumor | screamingxbacon | izxkduj | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just did this myself. I precoded the work by myself over a few hours, then screen shared and went through the same ticket with a newbie and made him think I just automatically knew exactly what to do and we were done in 4... | 460 |
programmerhumor | ratbiscuits | izxgyew | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone know the science behind why this happens? Is it because we put more weight on our errors that we would typically not notice by ourself? Or do we actually make more errors under supervision?<|eor|><|eols|><|end... | 456 |
programmerhumor | drlogwasoncemine | izxizsf | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone know the science behind why this happens? Is it because we put more weight on our errors that we would typically not notice by ourself? Or do we actually make more errors under supervision?<|eor|><|sor|>You/we... | 445 |
programmerhumor | JambaJuiceJakey | izxt53u | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just did this myself. I precoded the work by myself over a few hours, then screen shared and went through the same ticket with a newbie and made him think I just automatically knew exactly what to do and we were done in 4... | 193 |
programmerhumor | MrRocketScript | izzifyr | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I forgot how to write an `else if` in Java. Whats worse is that Im a senior dev and just joined this new team. Performance reviews in a month too.<|eor|><|sor|>That's some classic senior dev job interview shit, too.
"Exp... | 178 |
programmerhumor | Natomiast | izy6cs0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Butterfingers, forget every shortcut, stumble on my words, context menus don't work anymore... What a joy<|eor|><|soopr|>"Wait, let's put those lines right there" (I proced to be quiet and don't move my mouse for 15 secs)... | 177 |
programmerhumor | RichCorinthian | izxs7eu | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone know the science behind why this happens? Is it because we put more weight on our errors that we would typically not notice by ourself? Or do we actually make more errors under supervision?<|eor|><|sor|>In the... | 147 |
programmerhumor | Lil-Dude | izy7kai | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just did this myself. I precoded the work by myself over a few hours, then screen shared and went through the same ticket with a newbie and made him think I just automatically knew exactly what to do and we were done in 4... | 130 |
programmerhumor | inthegrave372 | izxnbkd | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Butterfingers, forget every shortcut, stumble on my words, context menus don't work anymore... What a joy<|eor|><|sor|>Bonus points if you take control in teams and attempt to write code yourself in the other person's sys... | 118 |
programmerhumor | ThroawayPartyer | izyfyk5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I forgot how to write an `else if` in Java. Whats worse is that Im a senior dev and just joined this new team. Performance reviews in a month too.<|eor|><|sor|>At least it wasn't a `switch` statement<|eor|><|sor|>Wait I l... | 117 |
programmerhumor | throwaway_is_the_way | izy5mi8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just did this myself. I precoded the work by myself over a few hours, then screen shared and went through the same ticket with a newbie and made him think I just automatically knew exactly what to do and we were done in 4... | 110 |
programmerhumor | jayverma0 | izy311v | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just put everything in the square hole. That's right.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | cshevy | izy5bkt | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I forgot how to write an `else if` in Java. Whats worse is that Im a senior dev and just joined this new team. Performance reviews in a month too.<|eor|><|sor|>At least it wasn't a `switch` statement<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 99 |
programmerhumor | zGoDLiiKe | izyb2zg | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just did this myself. I precoded the work by myself over a few hours, then screen shared and went through the same ticket with a newbie and made him think I just automatically knew exactly what to do and we were done in 4... | 95 |
programmerhumor | RayOfTheSky | 12ieqsz | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47,140 |
programmerhumor | DeepVoicedMF | jft7u9m | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's so crazy what humans can come up with these days! They might be able to replace AI soon<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,534 |
programmerhumor | RayOfTheSky | jft8zx8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's so crazy what humans can come up with these days! They might be able to replace AI soon<|eor|><|soopr|>Damn <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,221 |
programmerhumor | Zabbidou | jftgjz6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take the prompt and answer using another chatGPT window, inception<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,669 |
programmerhumor | iamsiddharthmittal | jft5eb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Uno reverse card<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,056 |
programmerhumor | lovecMC | jfthxmu | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take the prompt and answer using another chatGPT window, inception<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody should have two GPTs play a game of chess.<|eor|><|sor|>I think someone tried that, after doing a normal opening it started doing so many illegal... | 828 |
programmerhumor | _Weyland_ | jftgqxi | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take the prompt and answer using another chatGPT window, inception<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody should have two GPTs play a game of chess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 685 |
programmerhumor | mirc3a22000 | jftbm26 | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldve wrote an essay about gaslighting chatGPT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 652 |
programmerhumor | Arrowkill | jfti5oe | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take the prompt and answer using another chatGPT window, inception<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody should have two GPTs play a game of chess.<|eor|><|sor|>I think someone tried that, after doing a normal opening it started doing so many illegal... | 625 |
programmerhumor | r7joni | jft92u6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's so crazy what humans can come up with these days! They might be able to replace AI soon<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, they are still making a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 585 |
programmerhumor | Polskidezerter | jftbg3e | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Look at me I'm the gpt now
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 437 |
programmerhumor | Carloswaldo | jftu42b | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take the prompt and answer using another chatGPT window, inception<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody should have two GPTs play a game of chess.<|eor|><|sor|>I think someone tried that, after doing a normal opening it started doing so many illegal... | 304 |
programmerhumor | Ok_Substance5632 | jftm8z3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's so crazy what humans can come up with these days! They might be able to replace AI soon<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, they are still making a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes<|eor|><|sor|>Your corect:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
programmerhumor | ric2b | jfuibac | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take the prompt and answer using another chatGPT window, inception<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody should have two GPTs play a game of chess.<|eor|><|sor|>I think someone tried that, after doing a normal opening it started doing so many illegal... | 265 |
programmerhumor | RayOfTheSky | jft5i9t | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Uno reverse card<|eor|><|soopr|>Ah better title <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | RayOfTheSky | jftbvsv | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldve wrote an essay about gaslighting chatGPT<|eor|><|soopr|>On it pal<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programmerhumor | Whisky-Toad | jfuk7wr | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take the prompt and answer using another chatGPT window, inception<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody should have two GPTs play a game of chess.<|eor|><|sor|>I think someone tried that, after doing a normal opening it started doing so many illegal... | 146 |
programmerhumor | easilyconfusedwhat | jftj0af | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's so crazy what humans can come up with these days! They might be able to replace AI soon<|eor|><|sor|>Not likely. The AI neural network is far superior to this neural-divergent network. Notice how the Human cant ever recall basic ... | 130 |
programmerhumor | og-lollercopter | jfthlp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT: excellent usage of the Reverse Card. I shall now Skip you and make you draw 4.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
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