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programmerhumor | Asalanlir | g1r9wh1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working as a software engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h8uhxvhurdh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think the third frame is what 80% of my country thinks computer knowledge breaks down to.<|eor|><|sor|>I have to constantly remind myself most people assume Comp Sci is IT<|eor|><|sor|>Comp Sci is how computers work, IT is fixing them. There is overlap, but not a lot.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, that's not even that accurate. Comp sci is how to solve problems, comp eng is how computers work. Really, comp sci is pretty far removed from actual computers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | s3vv4 | g1rotvx | <|sols|><|sot|>Working as a software engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h8uhxvhurdh51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think the third frame is what 80% of my country thinks computer knowledge breaks down to.<|eor|><|sor|>I have to constantly remind myself most people assume Comp Sci is IT<|eor|><|sor|>Are you telling me you didn't go to school in order to help grandma set up her new fire TV stick?<|eor|><|sor|>What, you don't know where to configure feature XY in Windows 10? Didn't you study computer science...?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | MarkusA380 | 83vsie | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47,415 |
programmerhumor | sac_boy | dvl0jct | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Why would anybody want to do A?" asks another commenter with clockwork inevitability, without knowing any of your circumstances or constraints and just assuming you are an idiot.
"It's 2018, nobody uses A," answers another commenter smugly, the first year of his CS degree almost over.
When I'm answering question on StackOverflow I often answer like "I would try to avoid doing A, but here's how I would do it if I had no choice"--at least it's constructive. I don't know about any of you but my entire programming career has been 90% making things work under (apparently) bizarre constraints or combinations of technologies that apparently *nobody has ever had to try before*, so I have a lot of time and pity for the poor souls asking these kinds of questions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,942 |
programmerhumor | GameNationRDF | dvkxafh | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>> closed as "off-topic" by the 999k rep. guy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,746 |
programmerhumor | RedWulfie | dvkwyz1 | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Then you try B and it doesn't work
So you search stackoverflow again:
"How do I B?"
"You do C"
"But that doesn't do B"
"Yeah nobody uses B"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,979 |
programmerhumor | parlez-vous | dvkykus | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>> closed as "off-topic" by the 999k rep. guy<|eor|><|sor|>Question that's been asked hundreds of times of before --> 4 upvotes and 2 answers
New question --> -4 points and moved to off-topic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,012 |
programmerhumor | MarkusA380 | dvkxkg7 | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Then you try B and it doesn't work
So you search stackoverflow again:
"How do I B?"
"You do C"
"But that doesn't do B"
"Yeah nobody uses B"<|eor|><|soopr|>Possible duplicate of "How do I B?"<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,920 |
programmerhumor | Root-of-Evil | dvkz9o0 | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>> closed as "off-topic" by the 999k rep. guy<|eor|><|sor|>Question that's been asked hundreds of times of before --> 4 upvotes and 2 answers
New question --> -4 points and moved to off-topic<|eor|><|sor|>"deleted as duplicate"
Linked post is completely different<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,130 |
programmerhumor | shawncplus | dvl0qt5 | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Why would anybody want to do A?" asks another commenter with clockwork inevitability, without knowing any of your circumstances or constraints and just assuming you are an idiot.
"It's 2018, nobody uses A," answers another commenter smugly, the first year of his CS degree almost over.
When I'm answering question on StackOverflow I often answer like "I would try to avoid doing A, but here's how I would do it if I had no choice"--at least it's constructive. I don't know about any of you but my entire programming career has been 90% making things work under (apparently) bizarre constraints or combinations of technologies that apparently *nobody has ever had to try before*, so I have a lot of time and pity for the poor souls asking these kinds of questions.<|eor|><|sor|>Avoiding the [X/Y problem](http://xyproblem.info) is really hard when answering questions on stack overflow or anywhere else.
Sometimes they really are trying to solve X because they tried everything else and it didn't work, sometimes they are trying to solve X because they've been looking at the problem too long and have tunnel vision. That's when it's useful for someone from the outside to go "OK, well let's step back a second, what are you _actually_ trying to accomplish?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,123 |
programmerhumor | KoboldCommando | dvkzxhz | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>> closed as "off-topic" by the 999k rep. guy<|eor|><|sor|>Question that's been asked hundreds of times of before --> 4 upvotes and 2 answers
New question --> -4 points and moved to off-topic<|eor|><|sor|>My "favorite" scenario has happened to me a few times now. Some piece of software or hardware gets a poorly or un-documented change, none of the documentation or guides describe what's different or how to use the new version. Desperate, I finally click SO links. Of course, there are dozens of questions about that exact problem, many of them explicitly mentioning that there's been some version change and linking old questions that are no longer accurately answered. Every single one of them has been closed as "already answered".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,047 |
programmerhumor | ptgauth | dvkwk2x | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>But I want all my variables to be global :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,020 |
programmerhumor | utnow | dvkzo5i | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>My only question on stackoverflow.
Top answer didn't even give me a solution, just straight denied my problem was even possible.
Meanwhile the answer that actually solved it was deleted a few minutes after appearing.
<|eor|><|sor|>Ive been told that language/platform isnt as good as {controversial/competing platform/language} because it cant do A.
Let the answers roll in.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 948 |
programmerhumor | baudday | dvkyqb0 | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sucks cause SO used to actually be a great place to ask questions with very little toxicity. Now I just gawk at the brave souls who dare ask a question<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 892 |
programmerhumor | enoua5 | dvkxzbs | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Then you try B and it doesn't work
So you search stackoverflow again:
"How do I B?"
"You do C"
"But that doesn't do B"
"Yeah nobody uses B"<|eor|><|soopr|>Possible duplicate of "How do I B?"<|eoopr|><|sor|>> Possible duplicate of "How do I A?"
FTFY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 867 |
programmerhumor | phedre | dvl4mpb | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Why would anybody want to do A?" asks another commenter with clockwork inevitability, without knowing any of your circumstances or constraints and just assuming you are an idiot.
"It's 2018, nobody uses A," answers another commenter smugly, the first year of his CS degree almost over.
When I'm answering question on StackOverflow I often answer like "I would try to avoid doing A, but here's how I would do it if I had no choice"--at least it's constructive. I don't know about any of you but my entire programming career has been 90% making things work under (apparently) bizarre constraints or combinations of technologies that apparently *nobody has ever had to try before*, so I have a lot of time and pity for the poor souls asking these kinds of questions.<|eor|><|sor|>> "Why would anybody want to do A?" asks another commenter with clockwork inevitability
This one. This pisses me off SO FUCKING MUCH. We don't all have green fields to play in, with full access to the hardware/software we need to work with, and full autonomy to make changes. Believe me when I ask a question about how to do A and it looks like something only an idiot would do, it's because I'm working around constraints I'd MUCH rather not have. I often have weird requirements ("must work in X edge case"), in weird environments (hardened, custom Windows install, custom IE install), with weird restrictions (can't have root/admin access, can't mount drives, can't remote desktop in) to the point where it's hard not to scream sometimes.
I'd love to have full root access/control over every software and hardware environment I work on, but that just isn't the reality of life for a lot of developers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 758 |
programmerhumor | alex2003super | dvl5871 | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>My only question on stackoverflow.
Top answer didn't even give me a solution, just straight denied my problem was even possible.
Meanwhile the answer that actually solved it was deleted a few minutes after appearing.
<|eor|><|sor|>Ive been told that language/platform isnt as good as {controversial/competing platform/language} because it cant do A.
Let the answers roll in.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>- "But Windows is better because you can watch Netflix in 4K"
* *proceeds and reverse-engineers Intel x64 Kabylake architecture DRM enforcement system, creates custom FOSS driver, publishes to GitHub, gets lawsuit from Intel, justifies with "Educational fair-use purposes only", posts link to repository* *
- "And once again, Linux is better"
**OR**
- "How do I watch Netflix 4K on *Linux*?"
- **"I'D LIKE TO INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT!! What you are referring to as Linux is actually GNU/Linux, you fool!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 643 |
programmerhumor | daddya12 | dvkysxz | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>But I want all my variables to be global :(<|eor|><|sor|>Solution: use assembly. Everything is global<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 562 |
programmerhumor | eshansingh | dvl1jlj | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>> closed as "off-topic" by the 999k rep. guy<|eor|><|sor|>Question that's been asked hundreds of times of before --> 4 upvotes and 2 answers
New question --> -4 points and moved to off-topic<|eor|><|sor|>"deleted as duplicate"
Linked post is completely different<|eor|><|sor|>So many fucking times. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 431 |
programmerhumor | moralesnery | dvky6p7 | <|sols|><|sot|>HeckOverflow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2k1ut81gpcl01.png<|eol|><|sor|>use jQuery<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 398 |
programmerhumor | AtomicNicos | tl5fnk | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47,374 |
programmerhumor | jker1x | i1u0qos | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He got to 'fox' and thought: "haha trick question"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,364 |
programmerhumor | shy_dude- | i1tsc75 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ok, at least "fox" survived<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,259 |
programmerhumor | JVWL | i1u5izs | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think this is a case where they should just give the kid the passing grade because obviously they understand the order of the alphabet.<|eor|><|sor|>Not only that, but what they did was harder than what they were supposed to do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,154 |
programmerhumor | xynith116 | i1u8kcb | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ok, at least "fox" survived<|eor|><|sor|>It was the unit test<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,794 |
programmerhumor | SleepDeprivedUserUK | i1uiiz0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think this is a case where they should just give the kid the passing grade because obviously they understand the order of the alphabet.<|eor|><|sor|>Not only that, but what they did was harder than what they were supposed to do.<|eor|><|sor|>> Not only that, but what they did was harder than what they were supposed to do.
The story of every developer, they build something then realise the solution the CL wanted was actually a fuckload more simple.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,135 |
programmerhumor | greyghost5000 | i1uijxj | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He got to 'fox' and thought: "haha trick question"<|eor|><|sor|>Fox.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 773 |
programmerhumor | iboblaw | i1uiic8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of a student I had. "In 200 words or less, describe your school life."
1. Pencil
2. Eraser
3. Homework
...
200. Desk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 759 |
programmerhumor | og-lollercopter | i1u9cee | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ok, at least "fox" survived<|eor|><|sor|>It was the unit test<|eor|><|sor|>The UI is so intuitive, anyone can understand it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 458 |
programmerhumor | properu | i1txxfs | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/matvelloso/status/1506662515064795137) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 443 |
programmerhumor | CovingtonLane | i1uksgl | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think this is a case where they should just give the kid the passing grade because obviously they understand the order of the alphabet.<|eor|><|sor|>Not only that, but what they did was harder than what they were supposed to do.<|eor|><|sor|>> Not only that, but what they did was harder than what they were supposed to do.
The story of every developer, they build something then realise the solution the CL wanted was actually a fuckload more simple.<|eor|><|sor|>A co-worker of mine in the 1980s was struggling trying to write a program that would count the words in a document. (For some reason.) She was really struggling. She came to me to explain what her problem was and to ask for help. I had to break it to her that there was a command already written for it. (UNIX?)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
programmerhumor | stumblewiggins | i1ud5z9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think this is a case where they should just give the kid the passing grade because obviously they understand the order of the alphabet.<|eor|><|sor|>Yep; a good teacher would recognize here that either a) the kid misunderstood the intended directions based on a valid alternative interpretation, and successfully completed the more intensive task they created or b) the kid was pretending to misunderstand the intended directions to troll, effectively accomplishing the same result as a.
Passing grade and consider rewriting the directions for next time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmerhumor | shahooster | i1uxokr | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He got to 'fox' and thought: "haha trick question"<|eor|><|sor|>Fox.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats something a fox would say.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 311 |
programmerhumor | SpaceCadetMoonMan | i1v7bnp | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of a student I had. "In 200 words or less, describe your school life."
1. Pencil
2. Eraser
3. Homework
...
200. Desk<|eor|><|sor|>They just proved they are ready for 40 years of work in the corporate world<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 302 |
programmerhumor | dtiggy | i1ty2s7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where are Y and Z?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | datrandomduggy | i1u4c1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where are Y and Z?<|eor|><|sor|>Y and Z aren't real there just government propaganda<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 241 |
programmerhumor | KrokmaniakPL | i1umcs3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think this is a case where they should just give the kid the passing grade because obviously they understand the order of the alphabet.<|eor|><|sor|>Not only that, but what they did was harder than what they were supposed to do.<|eor|><|sor|>> Not only that, but what they did was harder than what they were supposed to do.
The story of every developer, they build something then realise the solution the CL wanted was actually a fuckload more simple.<|eor|><|sor|>A co-worker of mine in the 1980s was struggling trying to write a program that would count the words in a document. (For some reason.) She was really struggling. She came to me to explain what her problem was and to ask for help. I had to break it to her that there was a command already written for it. (UNIX?)<|eor|><|sor|>I know this pain. You have no idea how many times I wrote whole library to learn in the process that it already exists in open source and works better. At least it's some exercise<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | doej134567 | i1uisrs | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think this is a case where they should just give the kid the passing grade because obviously they understand the order of the alphabet.<|eor|><|sor|>Yep; a good teacher would recognize here that either a) the kid misunderstood the intended directions based on a valid alternative interpretation, and successfully completed the more intensive task they created or b) the kid was pretending to misunderstand the intended directions to troll, effectively accomplishing the same result as a.
Passing grade and consider rewriting the directions for next time.<|eor|><|sor|>> rewriting the directions for next time
"Sort the following array of immutable character sequences provided down below and write them down in alphabetical order. (The six provided character sequences are seperated by whitespace characters)"
You think that would do it? Only problem: now only programmers understand...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
programmerhumor | Faustamort | i1uovkp | <|sols|><|sot|>Instructions unclear, got a dozen milk bottles.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/em04jhw9d6p81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dang, i read it first and thought "what does that mean? looks right to me". After reading the comments i looked again and got it.<|eor|><|sor|>i still don't get what the kid is supposed to do here...<|eor|><|sor|>It's "sort the array of strings," not "sort each string in this array."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | pureskilll | 11osaf8 | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47,274 |
programmerhumor | CureSadWithButt | jbufnmm | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I added Owner of a Billion Cows and get messages from hedge funds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,288 |
programmerhumor | Landlocked_WaterSimp | jbudfal | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then you open it and it's like '2 views in the last month'. But the email always states a much higher number for no reason.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,732 |
programmerhumor | Jugales | jbu6npj | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is a guy with my same name who is an ultra-fit life coach. Bro looks like an ancient greek statue. I will assume they were searching for him lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,287 |
programmerhumor | lord_of_networks | jbujzee | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I added Owner of a Billion Cows and get messages from hedge funds.<|eor|><|sor|>Well if you own 2/3's of the cows in the entire world, i'm sure hedge funds would like to talk to you about some market manipulations<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,153 |
programmerhumor | pureskilll | jbu7wmw | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is a guy with my same name who is an ultra-fit life coach. Bro looks like an ancient greek statue. I will assume they were searching for him lol<|eor|><|soopr|>No worries bro, I bet he assumes the same about you when these notifications pop up for him<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 646 |
programmerhumor | Normal-Math-3222 | jbup42m | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then you open it and it's like '2 views in the last month'. But the email always states a much higher number for no reason.<|eor|><|sor|>Which is more worthless, irritating, and dishonest: Facebook or LinkedIn? I honestly cant decide.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 530 |
programmerhumor | PuzzleheadedWeb9876 | jbuy2n2 | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then you open it and it's like '2 views in the last month'. But the email always states a much higher number for no reason.<|eor|><|sor|>Which is more worthless, irritating, and dishonest: Facebook or LinkedIn? I honestly cant decide.<|eor|><|sor|>Facebook. No contest.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 324 |
programmerhumor | ArthurSafeZone | jbv2m1c | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is a guy with my same name who is an ultra-fit life coach. Bro looks like an ancient greek statue. I will assume they were searching for him lol<|eor|><|soopr|>No worries bro, I bet he assumes the same about you when these notifications pop up for him<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm sure every time he tried to get a job he is like "What the fuck is a binary tree? Which muscle do I flex to reverse this!?!?" and later he discovers that in truth they thought he was the legendary u/Jugales<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 302 |
programmerhumor | rickytrevorlayhey | jbuiazd | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>78 searches means 78 said MEH<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | zedsterthemyuu | jbut9uq | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then you open it and it's like '2 views in the last month'. But the email always states a much higher number for no reason.<|eor|><|sor|>I think it's different things, like if they searched for "nuclear scientist" and you have that in your job description, you would appear in their list (the search algorithms are much fancier and I'm just using a very generic example of course). But if they didn't click into your name to view your profile, you don't have that view. That's why the numbers are different, probably...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
programmerhumor | turtleship_2006 | jbupsy3 | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I added Owner of a Billion Cows and get messages from hedge funds.<|eor|><|sor|>Well if you own 2/3's of the cows in the entire world, i'm sure hedge funds would like to talk to you about some market manipulations<|eor|><|sor|>Idk if 1.5b cows is big or small. Especially if you consider Human population and meat consumption.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | MontagoDK | jbuoakl | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've continually disabled every new invention of notifications that linked in has invented over the years...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | Hi-ThisIsJeff | jbuchzu | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hah, what a joke. It's like, great how does this help me? Answer, it doesn't! I just got mine yesterday and said 21 searches.
I mean come on, like what do you even have to do to show up in 78 searches? I can't even imagine really.....so tell me. It doesn't matter, really but tell me like just as an example, what could someone do to appear more often?
TELL ME! l;afsjasd;lkjfsad;flj<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | crimson117 | jbv97ju | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"You have 37 notifications to review"
bitch I don't work for you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | justapassingguy | jbuxj5u | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I added Owner of a Billion Cows and get messages from hedge funds.<|eor|><|sor|>Well if you own 2/3's of the cows in the entire world, i'm sure hedge funds would like to talk to you about some market manipulations<|eor|><|sor|>Idk if 1.5b cows is big or small. Especially if you consider Human population and meat consumption.<|eor|><|sor|>That's a cow per 5.4 people or something. Would probably be a lot considering you could probably feed all those people for a year from that cow.<|eor|><|sor|>Considering that a cow is worth a few thousands or hundreds of thousands (if they're fancy) of dollars then a person with a billion cows is perhaps in the top 10 richest people of the world.
Edit: my calculator started to show letters when I tried to crunch some numbers. That's how rich the guy would be.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | BOBOnobobo | jbutm4v | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I added Owner of a Billion Cows and get messages from hedge funds.<|eor|><|sor|>Well if you own 2/3's of the cows in the entire world, i'm sure hedge funds would like to talk to you about some market manipulations<|eor|><|sor|>Idk if 1.5b cows is big or small. Especially if you consider Human population and meat consumption.<|eor|><|sor|>That's a cow per 5.4 people or something. Would probably be a lot considering you could probably feed all those people for a year from that cow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | NamityName | jbv1slx | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then you open it and it's like '2 views in the last month'. But the email always states a much higher number for no reason.<|eor|><|sor|>I think it's different things, like if they searched for "nuclear scientist" and you have that in your job description, you would appear in their list (the search algorithms are much fancier and I'm just using a very generic example of course). But if they didn't click into your name to view your profile, you don't have that view. That's why the numbers are different, probably...<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like it is worthless to me. Thanks for confirming<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | flying-tree-god | jbv6idt | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LinkedIn is for people who jerk off to their own resumes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | jbubntn | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's probably one dude who cares so much about the email they get every week that they just grind LinkedIn posts to keep that number high<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmerhumor | UJL123 | jbuf4es | <|sols|><|sot|>LinkedIn celebrities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cw45jh45a7na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hah, what a joke. It's like, great how does this help me? Answer, it doesn't! I just got mine yesterday and said 21 searches.
I mean come on, like what do you even have to do to show up in 78 searches? I can't even imagine really.....so tell me. It doesn't matter, really but tell me like just as an example, what could someone do to appear more often?
TELL ME! l;afsjasd;lkjfsad;flj<|eor|><|sor|>The paid version will let you drill down on who is looking you up and how they found you (through the web, through linkedin search, through recommendations, through other contacts etc).
​
That's the purpose it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | chuse1995 | zk0i0s | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47,260 |
programmerhumor | Awanderinglolplayer | izxoab0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I forgot how to write an `else if` in Java. Whats worse is that Im a senior dev and just joined this new team. Performance reviews in a month too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,973 |
programmerhumor | JoshYx | izxafj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Butterfingers, forget every shortcut, stumble on my words, context menus don't work anymore... What a joy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,526 |
programmerhumor | SoftEngineerOfWares | izxh96n | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just did this myself. I precoded the work by myself over a few hours, then screen shared and went through the same ticket with a newbie and made him think I just automatically knew exactly what to do and we were done in 40 minutes, we didnt even run the code till the end and had zero errors. His imposter syndrome will be hitting real hard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 927 |
programmerhumor | CheekApprehensive961 | izz31d6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I forgot how to write an `else if` in Java. Whats worse is that Im a senior dev and just joined this new team. Performance reviews in a month too.<|eor|><|sor|>That's some classic senior dev job interview shit, too.
"Explain the fastest way to <x>"
*goes off on two hour explanation that covers everything from asymptotic running times to cache eviction to language selection to distributed computing paradigms*
"Cool, write a for loop"
*freezes in terror*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 719 |
programmerhumor | chuse1995 | izxbuku | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Butterfingers, forget every shortcut, stumble on my words, context menus don't work anymore... What a joy<|eor|><|soopr|>"Wait, let's put those lines right there" (I proced to be quiet and don't move my mouse for 15 secs) "what?"<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 581 |
programmerhumor | Gizshot | izy05z8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I forgot how to write an `else if` in Java. Whats worse is that Im a senior dev and just joined this new team. Performance reviews in a month too.<|eor|><|sor|>Just tell Elon you loved his comedy skit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | screamingxbacon | izxkduj | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just did this myself. I precoded the work by myself over a few hours, then screen shared and went through the same ticket with a newbie and made him think I just automatically knew exactly what to do and we were done in 40 minutes, we didnt even run the code till the end and had zero errors. His imposter syndrome will be hitting real hard.<|eor|><|sor|>Evil<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 460 |
programmerhumor | ratbiscuits | izxgyew | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone know the science behind why this happens? Is it because we put more weight on our errors that we would typically not notice by ourself? Or do we actually make more errors under supervision?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | drlogwasoncemine | izxizsf | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone know the science behind why this happens? Is it because we put more weight on our errors that we would typically not notice by ourself? Or do we actually make more errors under supervision?<|eor|><|sor|>You/we/I get nervous when someone is looking over my shoulder. Then I make errors.
I think I would eventually get used to it but I never tried long enough to find out.
The meme is spot on though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 445 |
programmerhumor | JambaJuiceJakey | izxt53u | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just did this myself. I precoded the work by myself over a few hours, then screen shared and went through the same ticket with a newbie and made him think I just automatically knew exactly what to do and we were done in 40 minutes, we didnt even run the code till the end and had zero errors. His imposter syndrome will be hitting real hard.<|eor|><|sor|>I experienced this on Friday but as the junior<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
programmerhumor | MrRocketScript | izzifyr | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I forgot how to write an `else if` in Java. Whats worse is that Im a senior dev and just joined this new team. Performance reviews in a month too.<|eor|><|sor|>That's some classic senior dev job interview shit, too.
"Explain the fastest way to <x>"
*goes off on two hour explanation that covers everything from asymptotic running times to cache eviction to language selection to distributed computing paradigms*
"Cool, write a for loop"
*freezes in terror*<|eor|><|sor|>"Swap these two variables."
Uhhhhh........
And that's when I wrote a method to swap stuff for me.
public static void Swap<T>(ref T A, ref T B)
{
var swap = A;
A = B;
B = swap;
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | Natomiast | izy6cs0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Butterfingers, forget every shortcut, stumble on my words, context menus don't work anymore... What a joy<|eor|><|soopr|>"Wait, let's put those lines right there" (I proced to be quiet and don't move my mouse for 15 secs) "what?"<|eoopr|><|sor|>Do the 'pair' thing with your friend, try to talk about usual stuff, do curse to the code like 'I have to put that shit there' - believe me, you'll be better in time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | RichCorinthian | izxs7eu | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone know the science behind why this happens? Is it because we put more weight on our errors that we would typically not notice by ourself? Or do we actually make more errors under supervision?<|eor|><|sor|>In the music recording world there's a phenomenon called "red light fever" -- when the "now recording" light comes on, you become hyper-conscious of everything you're doing and you panic. It's the same thing as fear of public speaking, probably.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | Lil-Dude | izy7kai | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just did this myself. I precoded the work by myself over a few hours, then screen shared and went through the same ticket with a newbie and made him think I just automatically knew exactly what to do and we were done in 40 minutes, we didnt even run the code till the end and had zero errors. His imposter syndrome will be hitting real hard.<|eor|><|sor|>i cannot think of a better way to haze a new developer than this lol, thats actually funny<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | inthegrave372 | izxnbkd | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Butterfingers, forget every shortcut, stumble on my words, context menus don't work anymore... What a joy<|eor|><|sor|>Bonus points if you take control in teams and attempt to write code yourself in the other person's system. Extra bonus points if the other person has remoted into another machine<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | ThroawayPartyer | izyfyk5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I forgot how to write an `else if` in Java. Whats worse is that Im a senior dev and just joined this new team. Performance reviews in a month too.<|eor|><|sor|>At least it wasn't a `switch` statement<|eor|><|sor|>Wait I love using switch-case what is wrong with them<|eor|><|sor|>Nintendo is anti consumer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | throwaway_is_the_way | izy5mi8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just did this myself. I precoded the work by myself over a few hours, then screen shared and went through the same ticket with a newbie and made him think I just automatically knew exactly what to do and we were done in 40 minutes, we didnt even run the code till the end and had zero errors. His imposter syndrome will be hitting real hard.<|eor|><|sor|>That should be illegal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | jayverma0 | izy311v | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just put everything in the square hole. That's right.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | cshevy | izy5bkt | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I forgot how to write an `else if` in Java. Whats worse is that Im a senior dev and just joined this new team. Performance reviews in a month too.<|eor|><|sor|>At least it wasn't a `switch` statement<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | zGoDLiiKe | izyb2zg | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k67k9dg3qi5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just did this myself. I precoded the work by myself over a few hours, then screen shared and went through the same ticket with a newbie and made him think I just automatically knew exactly what to do and we were done in 40 minutes, we didnt even run the code till the end and had zero errors. His imposter syndrome will be hitting real hard.<|eor|><|sor|>Sir thats a war crime<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | RayOfTheSky | 12ieqsz | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47,140 |
programmerhumor | DeepVoicedMF | jft7u9m | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's so crazy what humans can come up with these days! They might be able to replace AI soon<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,534 |
programmerhumor | RayOfTheSky | jft8zx8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's so crazy what humans can come up with these days! They might be able to replace AI soon<|eor|><|soopr|>Damn <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,221 |
programmerhumor | Zabbidou | jftgjz6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take the prompt and answer using another chatGPT window, inception<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,669 |
programmerhumor | iamsiddharthmittal | jft5eb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Uno reverse card<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,056 |
programmerhumor | lovecMC | jfthxmu | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take the prompt and answer using another chatGPT window, inception<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody should have two GPTs play a game of chess.<|eor|><|sor|>I think someone tried that, after doing a normal opening it started doing so many illegal moves and eventually it stopped working.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 828 |
programmerhumor | _Weyland_ | jftgqxi | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take the prompt and answer using another chatGPT window, inception<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody should have two GPTs play a game of chess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 685 |
programmerhumor | mirc3a22000 | jftbm26 | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldve wrote an essay about gaslighting chatGPT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 652 |
programmerhumor | Arrowkill | jfti5oe | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take the prompt and answer using another chatGPT window, inception<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody should have two GPTs play a game of chess.<|eor|><|sor|>I think someone tried that, after doing a normal opening it started doing so many illegal moves and eventually it stopped working.<|eor|><|sor|>It was GPT vs Stockfish and it was glorious.
[link](https://youtu.be/rSCNW1OCk_M)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 625 |
programmerhumor | r7joni | jft92u6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's so crazy what humans can come up with these days! They might be able to replace AI soon<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, they are still making a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 585 |
programmerhumor | Polskidezerter | jftbg3e | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Look at me I'm the gpt now
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 437 |
programmerhumor | Carloswaldo | jftu42b | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take the prompt and answer using another chatGPT window, inception<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody should have two GPTs play a game of chess.<|eor|><|sor|>I think someone tried that, after doing a normal opening it started doing so many illegal moves and eventually it stopped working.<|eor|><|sor|>It was GPT vs Stockfish and it was glorious.
[link](https://youtu.be/rSCNW1OCk_M)<|eor|><|sor|>When I read "illegal moves" I thought simple stuff like moving a pawn backwards. I was not prepared for that glorious match.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | Ok_Substance5632 | jftm8z3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's so crazy what humans can come up with these days! They might be able to replace AI soon<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, they are still making a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes<|eor|><|sor|>Your corect:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
programmerhumor | ric2b | jfuibac | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take the prompt and answer using another chatGPT window, inception<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody should have two GPTs play a game of chess.<|eor|><|sor|>I think someone tried that, after doing a normal opening it started doing so many illegal moves and eventually it stopped working.<|eor|><|sor|>It was GPT vs Stockfish and it was glorious.
[link](https://youtu.be/rSCNW1OCk_M)<|eor|><|sor|>When I read "illegal moves" I thought simple stuff like moving a pawn backwards. I was not prepared for that glorious match.<|eor|><|sor|>"Oh, you took my queen? No problem, I'll just make a new one and have it immediately check your king for good measure"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | RayOfTheSky | jft5i9t | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Uno reverse card<|eor|><|soopr|>Ah better title <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | RayOfTheSky | jftbvsv | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldve wrote an essay about gaslighting chatGPT<|eor|><|soopr|>On it pal<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programmerhumor | Whisky-Toad | jfuk7wr | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take the prompt and answer using another chatGPT window, inception<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody should have two GPTs play a game of chess.<|eor|><|sor|>I think someone tried that, after doing a normal opening it started doing so many illegal moves and eventually it stopped working.<|eor|><|sor|>It was GPT vs Stockfish and it was glorious.
[link](https://youtu.be/rSCNW1OCk_M)<|eor|><|sor|>When I read "illegal moves" I thought simple stuff like moving a pawn backwards. I was not prepared for that glorious match.<|eor|><|sor|>"Oh, you took my queen? No problem, I'll just make a new one and have it immediately check your king for good measure"<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like playing games with my 4 year old<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | easilyconfusedwhat | jftj0af | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's so crazy what humans can come up with these days! They might be able to replace AI soon<|eor|><|sor|>Not likely. The AI neural network is far superior to this neural-divergent network. Notice how the Human cant ever recall basic history? Hes all just im human, im human, i can prove it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | og-lollercopter | jfthlp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT: excellent usage of the Reverse Card. I shall now Skip you and make you draw 4.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
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