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programmerhumor | NotATypicalTeen | jftiov0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take the prompt and answer using another chatGPT window, inception<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody should have two GPTs play a game of chess.<|eor|><|sor|>I think someone tried that, after doing a normal opening it started doing so many illegal moves and eventually it stopped working.<|eor|><|sor|>It was GPT vs Stockfish and it was glorious.
[link](https://youtu.be/rSCNW1OCk_M)<|eor|><|sor|>Google 1600 rated player hung a piece on move six.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | nice6942069 | jfu4mkf | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's so crazy what humans can come up with these days! They might be able to replace AI soon<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, they are still making a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes<|eor|><|sor|>Your corect:<|eor|><|sor|>What about his corect? Is something wrong with it??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | eQSupreme | v4kaxb | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47,107 |
programmerhumor | zexodus | ib4xdv8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe part of the problem we can't bring this habit to programming is the fact that we have to name our changes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,520 |
programmerhumor | iamdestroyerofworlds | ib4ntfe | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Minor changes." (+23642, -45799)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,262 |
programmerhumor | MitchellUwU | ib4wt6i | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>git commit -am "oops" (+126, -382794)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 909 |
programmerhumor | Jazzlike_Scene4403 | ib4zsrk | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe part of the problem we can't bring this habit to programming is the fact that we have to name our changes.<|eor|><|sor|>I name my game saves at major checkpoints for reference.
Someone should write a script to git commit on every f5<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 797 |
programmerhumor | Jazzlike_Scene4403 | ib4zwus | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe part of the problem we can't bring this habit to programming is the fact that we have to name our changes.<|eor|><|sor|>I name my game saves at major checkpoints for reference.
Someone should write a script to git commit on every f5<|eor|><|sor|>git reset HEAD --hard on every f9<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 372 |
programmerhumor | StoryAndAHalf | ib4mzxa | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"fixed typo"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
programmerhumor | TCreopargh | ib4zjzb | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My commit history:
Add things
fix
fix2
1
asjfeknfmd<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | bilinmeyenuzayli | ib51g8z | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>meanwhile me:
git commit -am "detailed description of commit" (+3, -1)
every 2 minutes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 322 |
programmerhumor | WearMental2618 | ib53a5e | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe part of the problem we can't bring this habit to programming is the fact that we have to name our changes.<|eor|><|sor|>I name my game saves at major checkpoints for reference.
Someone should write a script to git commit on every f5<|eor|><|sor|>git reset HEAD --hard on every f9<|eor|><|sor|>This might actually not be a terrible idea.
Or it might, but it still sounds like something I'd totally use...<|eor|><|sor|>Listen it looks good to me so ypu should probably avoid it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 302 |
programmerhumor | LukeBomber | ib4zkol | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>git commit -am "oops" (+126, -382794)<|eor|><|sor|>"I tried fixing it"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | infinityola | ib4m3st | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also force push to dev. Your senior going to love that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
programmerhumor | Scrial | ib51fik | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe part of the problem we can't bring this habit to programming is the fact that we have to name our changes.<|eor|><|sor|>I name my game saves at major checkpoints for reference.
Someone should write a script to git commit on every f5<|eor|><|sor|>git reset HEAD --hard on every f9<|eor|><|sor|>This might actually not be a terrible idea.
Or it might, but it still sounds like something I'd totally use...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | jfb1337 | ib51zbg | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe part of the problem we can't bring this habit to programming is the fact that we have to name our changes.<|eor|><|sor|>after all, naming things is one of the two hardest things about computer science (along with cache invalidation and off by one errors)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | miraidensetsu | ib52k45 | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Minor changes." (+23642, -45799)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>git blame someone-else<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | elzaidir | ib528k7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The duality of programmers : ctrl+s every 5 seconds, commit once a day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | fosyep | ib50u1x | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also force push to dev. Your senior going to love that.<|eor|><|sor|>That's not allowed in many projects. Can only force push to your feature branch, and merge via PR with at least two approvals<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | Zerodriven | ib52uxd | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>meanwhile me:
git commit -am "detailed description of commit" (+3, -1)
every 2 minutes<|eor|><|sor|>One of my team does this and it annoys the shit out of me because it feels like people spend more time writing commit messages than changing code.
Irrational hatred.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | qhxo | ib4va4r | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have one project where every single commit message (literally, I checked) by the dude who's done most of the work is some variation of `...`, `,,,` or `;,.`. And in another, almost every commit by one of the dudes is "temp save".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | Dreadweave | ib538ef | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Minor changes." (+23642, -45799)<|eor|><|sor|>Removing unused functions (+37)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | shirva123 | 11686ej | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47,054 |
programmerhumor | BadNadeYeeter | j95oms7 | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Laughs in Electrician who has no idea why he is here*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,824 |
programmerhumor | Antilles34 | j95szst | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a professional programmer, by which I mean some fools pay me to do it, not that I actually know much.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,604 |
programmerhumor | opmrcrab | j95mx26 | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've been working in the software field for 15 years. I have a university degree in software engineering and several certificated in a mixed state of expiry. I've worked on everything from Windows Media Server plugins to web-based e-commerce. If you ever have any question feel free to ask some one else, because I have no idea wtf is going on here most of the time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,133 |
programmerhumor | w1n5t0nM1k3y | j95hs5j | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I sometimes feel like 80% of the people in here are at most freshman in comp sci.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,046 |
programmerhumor | Emotional_Sir_65110 | j95xm6v | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Laughs in Electrician who has no idea why he is here*<|eor|><|sor|>Programming is just fancy abstracted electrician work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,998 |
programmerhumor | gay_for_glaceons | j95kzxl | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>There are actual programmers on this sub?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,893 |
programmerhumor | shirva123 | j95vnkt | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a professional programmer, by which I mean some fools pay me to do it, not that I actually know much.<|eor|><|soopr|>The only coding experience i have is copying a game code from brackeys while following their tutorials<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,042 |
programmerhumor | malsomnus | j95oudi | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>There are actual programmers on this sub?<|eor|><|sor|>Oh yes, "I don't understand how pointers work" and "I don't understand implicit type coercion" are the identifying marks of actual programmers. Real professional senior ones also know what a bell curve looks like.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 848 |
programmerhumor | TurboGranny | j961tbu | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I sometimes feel like 80% of the people in here are at most freshman in comp sci.<|eor|><|sor|>As an old programmer, I absolutely love watching the new kids learn.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 784 |
programmerhumor | BadNadeYeeter | j95yq2m | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Laughs in Electrician who has no idea why he is here*<|eor|><|sor|>Programming is just fancy abstracted electrician work.<|eor|><|sor|>Logic itself is just a large array of 'Nand's and negations.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 784 |
programmerhumor | shirva123 | j95ysat | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a professional programmer, by which I mean some fools pay me to do it, not that I actually know much.<|eor|><|soopr|>The only coding experience i have is copying a game code from brackeys while following their tutorials<|eoopr|><|sor|>do they have you running pseudocode in your notebooks?<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes. Last comp exam we had to write a whole html web page code on paper. We had to completely byheart it.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 522 |
programmerhumor | Strange_guy_9546 | j95rvub | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've been working in the software field for 15 years. I have a university degree in software engineering and several certificated in a mixed state of expiry. I've worked on everything from Windows Media Server plugins to web-based e-commerce. If you ever have any question feel free to ask some one else, because I have no idea wtf is going on here most of the time.<|eor|><|sor|>This comment is a meme in itself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 443 |
programmerhumor | 0VER1DE567 | j95yb70 | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a professional programmer, by which I mean some fools pay me to do it, not that I actually know much.<|eor|><|soopr|>The only coding experience i have is copying a game code from brackeys while following their tutorials<|eoopr|><|sor|>do they have you running pseudocode in your notebooks?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 412 |
programmerhumor | OKsagittarian | j963x2j | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a professional programmer, by which I mean some fools pay me to do it, not that I actually know much.<|eor|><|soopr|>The only coding experience i have is copying a game code from brackeys while following their tutorials<|eoopr|><|sor|>do they have you running pseudocode in your notebooks?<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes. Last comp exam we had to write a whole html web page code on paper. We had to completely byheart it.<|eoopr|><|sor|>and here I am.. 27 year old engineer working on a "Low Code Platform".. fml.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 317 |
programmerhumor | indiefatiguable | j965nhr | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Professional dev of 5 years checking in. A lot of the technical memes go over my head, especially because so much of it is language-dependent. If you don't know the language being poked at, you don't get the joke. There's too many damn languages to know all their quirks by heart.
But the workplace humor? The meetings about whether or not we should have a meeting about a topic that could be resolved via email or discussed *in this current meeting*. The unreasonable or unspoken client expectations. The "it works in my environment" mentality. The fact that everyone has broken production at least once, god forbid on a Friday. I live that shit every day so I understand those memes all too well. They're often as painful as they are funny.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 292 |
programmerhumor | nfitzen | j96sxpj | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Laughs in Electrician who has no idea why he is here*<|eor|><|sor|>Programming is just fancy abstracted electrician work.<|eor|><|sor|>Logic itself is just a large array of 'Nand's and negations.<|eor|><|sor|>A NAND A is the same as NOT A. So it's just NANDs. NANDs all 'round.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programmerhumor | bookon | j968la7 | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I sometimes feel like 80% of the people in here are at most freshman in comp sci.<|eor|><|sor|>As an old programmer, I absolutely love watching the new kids learn.<|eor|><|sor|>I want to bore them with tales of writing basic on a TRS-80, learning about this new thing called Object Oriented Programming and making sure my Web Application works on both Netscape and IE.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | malsomnus | j965ocy | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>There are actual programmers on this sub?<|eor|><|sor|>Oh yes, "I don't understand how pointers work" and "I don't understand implicit type coercion" are the identifying marks of actual programmers. Real professional senior ones also know what a bell curve looks like.<|eor|><|sor|>>"I don't understand implicit type coercion"
I understand implicit type coercion, I just don't understand why it still exists and why we tolerate it. It could've fairly easily been phased out now that Google owns the browser.<|eor|><|sor|>"I think this feature is bad" just isn't a sufficiently good reason to break thousands or millions of websites around the world. Breaking changes are objectively bad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | DavideoGamer55 | j96wmvq | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Laughs in Electrician who has no idea why he is here*<|eor|><|sor|>Programming is just fancy abstracted electrician work.<|eor|><|sor|>Logic itself is just a large array of 'Nand's and negations.<|eor|><|sor|>A NAND A is the same as NOT A. So it's just NANDs. NANDs all 'round.<|eor|><|sor|>When my class was learning about logic gates, my professor demonstrated how to create every other type of gate using only NAND<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | DTrombett | j95orz4 | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Define "actual programmer"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | tadashi4 | x418w1 | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47,045 |
programmerhumor | RanththeExplorer | imsl3kx | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey! I know English too! A good start.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,678 |
programmerhumor | TombertSE | imsu843 | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I was in middle school, there was a kid who seemed to pride himself on being "edgy". He claimed that he wrote a virus on a computer that would cause the hard drive plate to keep spinning so fast that it catches on fire.
I knew a tiny bit about programming at the time and thought he was full of shit, so I asked him which language he used to write it, and he said, "uh, English, DUH", without a hint of irony in his voice, thus confirming my suspicion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,308 |
programmerhumor | _Weyland_ | imssauj | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I guess the English equivalent of "int main()" is "I got this app idea"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,689 |
programmerhumor | Apprehensive_Bug_826 | imsk02b | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ooof, making that game is gonna be a long journey for this one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,334 |
programmerhumor | Apprehensive_Bug_826 | imsm9dp | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey! I know English too! A good start.<|eor|><|sor|>Damn, me too! If we can find a couple more people weve practically got a game studio!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,261 |
programmerhumor | SausageBuscuit | imspro4 | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Somaybe a text-based game?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 957 |
programmerhumor | gazm2k5 | imstxpc | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Somaybe a text-based game?<|eor|><|sor|>Do you mean a book?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 736 |
programmerhumor | tadashi4 | imskvvc | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ooof, making that game is gonna be a long journey for this one.<|eor|><|soopr|>At least he knows *English*<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 692 |
programmerhumor | tadashi4 | imsvpgv | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I was in middle school, there was a kid who seemed to pride himself on being "edgy". He claimed that he wrote a virus on a computer that would cause the hard drive plate to keep spinning so fast that it catches on fire.
I knew a tiny bit about programming at the time and thought he was full of shit, so I asked him which language he used to write it, and he said, "uh, English, DUH", without a hint of irony in his voice, thus confirming my suspicion.<|eor|><|soopr|>ok, that made my day. ty<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 608 |
programmerhumor | DontAskMyName120 | imtptv1 | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I was in middle school, there was a kid who seemed to pride himself on being "edgy". He claimed that he wrote a virus on a computer that would cause the hard drive plate to keep spinning so fast that it catches on fire.
I knew a tiny bit about programming at the time and thought he was full of shit, so I asked him which language he used to write it, and he said, "uh, English, DUH", without a hint of irony in his voice, thus confirming my suspicion.<|eor|><|sor|>Dear hard drive,
I hope this virus finds you well. I would like to put forward a request to spin your plates unusually fast to the point of flames.
Love,
Jimmy the Hax0r<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 589 |
programmerhumor | wyldcraft | imsml6t | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Blueperson's claim of English proficiency is unproven.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | DraakjeYoblama | imt99ad | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I guess the English equivalent of "int main()" is "I got this app idea"<|eor|><|sor|>>Can you guys recommend some game ideas
Blueperson doesn't even have that yet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 468 |
programmerhumor | SteveisNoob | imsv1a5 | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey! I know English too! A good start.<|eor|><|sor|>Damn, me too! If we can find a couple more people weve practically got a game studio!<|eor|><|sor|>Hey! I know English too, sign me up please!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 465 |
programmerhumor | PlaidBastard | imstg37 | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Running a game in English is called 'playing dungeons and dragons.'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | Matt_Dragoon | imsz5bs | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Somaybe a text-based game?<|eor|><|sor|>Do you mean a book?<|eor|><|sor|>You joke, but visual novels are basically books with images. Also there's Choice of Games which are basically chose your own adventure but sold on Steam.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | Apprehensive_Bug_826 | imsli4p | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ooof, making that game is gonna be a long journey for this one.<|eor|><|soopr|>At least he knows *English*<|eoopr|><|sor|>English isnt even great as an actual language!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 305 |
programmerhumor | craftworkbench | imswbyx | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey! I know English too! A good start.<|eor|><|sor|>Damn, me too! If we can find a couple more people weve practically got a game studio!<|eor|><|sor|>Hey! I know English too, sign me up please!<|eor|><|sor|>Know I English but prefer I VSOEnglish because is it way better. Makes the syntax way more sense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | 4rkal | imt0ace | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey! I know English too! A good start.<|eor|><|sor|>Damn, me too! If we can find a couple more people weve practically got a game studio!<|eor|><|sor|>Hey! I know English too, sign me up please!<|eor|><|sor|>Know I English but prefer I VSOEnglish because is it way better. Makes the syntax way more sense.<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer EnglishScript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
programmerhumor | new_account_wh0_dis | imtd3wd | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I was in middle school, there was a kid who seemed to pride himself on being "edgy". He claimed that he wrote a virus on a computer that would cause the hard drive plate to keep spinning so fast that it catches on fire.
I knew a tiny bit about programming at the time and thought he was full of shit, so I asked him which language he used to write it, and he said, "uh, English, DUH", without a hint of irony in his voice, thus confirming my suspicion.<|eor|><|sor|>There was one kid who claimed to have made a 'virus' that was something along the lines of 'click to claim your free cupholder' and when it was clicked it would open the cd drive. As kids computers were a magic box so it sounded impressive. In reality if he even did it and didnt just steal the idea from somewhere it was probably a single line batch file lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
programmerhumor | CanAlwaysBeBetter | imthjb7 | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I was in middle school, there was a kid who seemed to pride himself on being "edgy". He claimed that he wrote a virus on a computer that would cause the hard drive plate to keep spinning so fast that it catches on fire.
I knew a tiny bit about programming at the time and thought he was full of shit, so I asked him which language he used to write it, and he said, "uh, English, DUH", without a hint of irony in his voice, thus confirming my suspicion.<|eor|><|sor|>There was one kid who claimed to have made a 'virus' that was something along the lines of 'click to claim your free cupholder' and when it was clicked it would open the cd drive. As kids computers were a magic box so it sounded impressive. In reality if he even did it and didnt just steal the idea from somewhere it was probably a single line batch file lol.<|eor|><|sor|>If he actually did it then good on him, that shit is how kids learn<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 234 |
programmerhumor | TheEternalGentleman | 8v024m | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,983 |
programmerhumor | resueman__ | e1jjyx0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Writing code adds bugs. Removing code adds bugs. Fixing bugs adds bugs. Such is life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,131 |
programmerhumor | It_Was_The_Other_Guy | e1jkps1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Writing code adds bugs. Removing code adds bugs. Fixing bugs adds bugs. Such is life.<|eor|><|sor|>Even if don't do any of those, the platform changes and introduces new bugs for you. It's a bugocalypse.
The only way to win is to declare them as features.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,137 |
programmerhumor | Dreadedsemi | e1jl0m4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Like a house of cards, don't touch any card, just extend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 913 |
programmerhumor | kothiman | e1jk0pg | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Writing code adds bugs. Removing code adds bugs. Fixing bugs adds bugs. Such is life.<|eor|><|sor|>A bug life<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 674 |
programmerhumor | Magn3144 | e1jlmz5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Always comment out instead of deleting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 455 |
programmerhumor | zesterer | e1jm24h | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>`git reset --hard HEAD`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | d0rxy | e1jls6a | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Always comment out instead of deleting<|eor|><|sor|>Unless youre using version control<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
programmerhumor | Epicredditskillz | e1jn6mg | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Writing code adds bugs. Removing code adds bugs. Fixing bugs adds bugs. Such is life.<|eor|><|sor|>A bug life<|eor|><|sor|>I didnt choose the bug life. The bug life chose me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | kagami133 | e1jmfjv | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Writing code adds bugs. Removing code adds bugs. Fixing bugs adds bugs. Such is life.<|eor|><|sor|>Even if don't do any of those, the platform changes and introduces new bugs for you. It's a bugocalypse.
The only way to win is to declare them as features.<|eor|><|sor|>my programs have a lot of these features<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | ric2b | e1jnbqv | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>No way your extensively written unit tests would pass this.<|eor|><|sor|>>extensively written unit tests
Yep, I'm clearly on r/programmerhumor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | xdeadly_godx | e1jm0va | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Always comment out instead of deleting<|eor|><|sor|>Unless youre using version control<|eor|><|sor|>*makes a new folder called "project_bak"*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | die-maus | e1jmele | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Like a house of cards, don't touch any card, just extend.<|eor|><|sor|>But the tests still pass, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | ApostOnReddit | e1jlk9k | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>CTRL + Z<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | Attila_22 | e1jm9qh | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Comment it out first. Make sure it runs, then delete it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | PublicSealedClass | e1jmr9e | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>`git reset --hard HEAD`<|eor|><|sor|>I have a dev who sees this as a last resort. When I asked him why, he had like 200 files changed in his repo since his last commit...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | The_Sad_Memer | wdsj2y | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,807 |
programmerhumor | Sabathius23 | iik80b4 | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What was done to Turing was unforgivable. The guy should have been made a Prince, or something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,033 |
programmerhumor | titanfall3enjoyer | iiksbfb | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What was done to Turing was unforgivable. The guy should have been made a Prince, or something.<|eor|><|sor|>>hey you saved all of us
>Wait you don't agree with exactly what we want
>Die
The fuck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,245 |
programmerhumor | Jebus-san91 | iikbyjl | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm British and it's one of them things you look back and think FFS the man helped crack the enigma code and contribute towards the war and despite your backwards (to this days ) standards views you couldn't just turn a blind eye to it given his contributions and wait until 2013 to pardon him is bollocks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,711 |
programmerhumor | beefshitz | iik4njh | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To make up for the treatment of Alan Turing, the British created Henry Cavill to cure men of their heterosexuality.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,523 |
programmerhumor | coldnebo | iil4zzz | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What was done to Turing was unforgivable. The guy should have been made a Prince, or something.<|eor|><|sor|>yeah unfortunately this post is the saddest part of the short history of computer science. absolutely no humor here.
it was a tragedy what happened to Alan Turing. He should have been recognized as a national hero.
Did you realize that the memory circuits Turing worked with used acoustics? Thats right, they stored signals using sound waves propagating in mercury tubes!
(edit: Turing designed the ACE computer, but left before being able to use it, hence did not actually work with delay lines, although he did propose gin as a substitute for mercury)
Did you know that Alan Turing was the first person to make computer music via a program?
Read about this man and youll find an absolute legend that was buried in undeserved shame and obscurity until years after his death. Imagine what he could have done if he had been lauded and supported in the years after the war?
When you see PRIDE week, stand up and support it so that everyone has the chance to be who and what they really are rather than be limited by what someone thinks they should be.
Remember Alan Turing. The man we owe so much to. And never forget so that what happened to him never happens again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,125 |
programmerhumor | Lorenzi97 | iiks2zn | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He saved the world and the British government thanked him by killing him, then posthumously "pardoning" him for the most god-awful crime of \**gasp*\* being himself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,078 |
programmerhumor | Orangutanion | iiksmtk | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What was done to Turing was unforgivable. The guy should have been made a Prince, or something.<|eor|><|sor|>>hey you saved all of us
>Wait you don't agree with exactly what we want
>Die
The fuck<|eor|><|sor|>it's even worse than that, he was literally born gay so it's not like beliefs where you can change them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 986 |
programmerhumor | Stevens97 | iim32t5 | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What was done to Turing was unforgivable. The guy should have been made a Prince, or something.<|eor|><|sor|>>hey you saved all of us
>Wait you don't agree with exactly what we want
>Die
The fuck<|eor|><|sor|>You saved us and laid absolutely crucial grounds for artificial intelligence before computers are even a thing? Oh you like men? Lock him up lads
Unforgivable how he was treated he was an absolute genious and humanity lost out due to ignorance<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 818 |
programmerhumor | shadeblack | iikm0f2 | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I read this as:
The **second** World War II ???<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 805 |
programmerhumor | titanfall3enjoyer | iikt6tp | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What was done to Turing was unforgivable. The guy should have been made a Prince, or something.<|eor|><|sor|>>hey you saved all of us
>Wait you don't agree with exactly what we want
>Die
The fuck<|eor|><|sor|>it's even worse than that, he was literally born gay so it's not like beliefs where you can change them<|eor|><|sor|>I have programming socks syndrome,can confirm
Alan turnings vengeful ghost causes programmer socks syndrome lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 685 |
programmerhumor | orangeoliviero | iikmoei | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly wonder what we would have in this world if those shitlords hadn't taken him out so soon.
The guy invented modern computers and cracked the Enigma Code. All before 40.
Imagine if he'd lived another 40 years, what we'd have.
But nope. All because some people think it's their business what a consenting adult does with another consenting adult that harms no one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 614 |
programmerhumor | Pushnikov | iikh2mg | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm British and it's one of them things you look back and think FFS the man helped crack the enigma code and contribute towards the war and despite your backwards (to this days ) standards views you couldn't just turn a blind eye to it given his contributions and wait until 2013 to pardon him is bollocks<|eor|><|sor|>Pardon him and his bollocks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 513 |
programmerhumor | New-Appeal4197 | iikh18t | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To make up for the treatment of Alan Turing, the British created Henry Cavill to cure men of their heterosexuality.<|eor|><|sor|>We also put him on the 50 pound note and pardoned him after his death (ruled as suicide but with note that it was consistent with accidental poisoning meaning if he did he didn't want people to be sure)
It's not enough, nothing can be enough to make up for this treatment of a British hero by his own government.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 451 |
programmerhumor | Mr_Mechatronix | iikombh | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I read this as:
The **second** World War II ???<|eor|><|sor|>Sir... Please don't give them ideas<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 307 |
programmerhumor | ososalsosal | iikvcgi | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What was done to Turing was unforgivable. The guy should have been made a Prince, or something.<|eor|><|sor|>>hey you saved all of us
>Wait you don't agree with exactly what we want
>Die
The fuck<|eor|><|sor|>it's even worse than that, he was literally born gay so it's not like beliefs where you can change them<|eor|><|sor|>I have programming socks syndrome,can confirm
Alan turnings vengeful ghost causes programmer socks syndrome lol<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly I would be so honoured to receive programmer socks from Turing's ghost.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 292 |
programmerhumor | SquirrelsAreAwesome | iikuut7 | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He saved the world and the British government thanked him by killing him, then posthumously "pardoning" him for the most god-awful crime of \**gasp*\* being himself.<|eor|><|sor|>The "pardon" is all about making sure he officially is cleared of crimes that are no longer crimes as when they change legislation to decriminalise something, it doesn't automatically and retrospectively pardon everyone. They've done that a bit in the UK with bullshit laws like their anti-gay laws.
It's also about admitting they fucked up, which is more than what happens a lot of the time with governments and shitty laws.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | titanfall3enjoyer | iim4lk5 | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What was done to Turing was unforgivable. The guy should have been made a Prince, or something.<|eor|><|sor|>>hey you saved all of us
>Wait you don't agree with exactly what we want
>Die
The fuck<|eor|><|sor|>You saved us and laid absolutely crucial grounds for artificial intelligence before computers are even a thing? Oh you like men? Lock him up lads
Unforgivable how he was treated he was an absolute genious and humanity lost out due to ignorance<|eor|><|sor|>i don't know very much about him,but i do understand he was a once in a generation mind,and worked very hard. he deserved much better...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | Zanderax | iilet0w | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Queer coding is when I write a new C++ function.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | A-le-Couvre | iimacq0 | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What was done to Turing was unforgivable. The guy should have been made a Prince, or something.<|eor|><|sor|>>hey you saved all of us
>Wait you don't agree with exactly what we want
>Die
The fuck<|eor|><|sor|>You saved us and laid absolutely crucial grounds for artificial intelligence before computers are even a thing? Oh you like men? Lock him up lads
Unforgivable how he was treated he was an absolute genious and humanity lost out due to ignorance<|eor|><|sor|>i don't know very much about him,but i do understand he was a once in a generation mind,and worked very hard. he deserved much better...<|eor|><|sor|>At the moment he broke the Engima machine, Poland had already lost 1/5th of their entire population.
Although Turing helped us gain our freedom back, Id like to think he made sure those 6 million lives didnt die in vain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
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