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programmerhumor | alexander_the_dead | sk6axx | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,728 |
programmerhumor | competitive-dust | hvj5ggx | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did you just switch it off and then on?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,714 |
programmerhumor | alexander_the_dead | hvj7wdd | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did you just switch it off and then on?<|eor|><|soopr|>Obviously<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,036 |
programmerhumor | rasputine | hvjj2nx | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Professional advice: Never, _ever_, admit that you even know what a printer is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 831 |
programmerhumor | msg45f | hvjltob | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Professional advice: Never, _ever_, admit that you even know what a printer is.<|eor|><|sor|>"Printer? ..Oh, do you mean pointer? If you've got a problem with pointers I can probably help you out. What's a pointer... | 634 |
programmerhumor | the_mits | hvj47rn | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait.. you can fix a printer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 618 |
programmerhumor | masiakla | hvj8f2m | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm developer with almost 20 years of experience and never made any printer work properly with all the features like scanning or so. Those machines come from hell.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 552 |
programmerhumor | Yasea | hvjah7r | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait.. you can fix a printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Yep. Only one tool needed. A sledgehammer. Use it while yelling the ritual prayer "PC load letter" three times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 481 |
programmerhumor | Motor-Emergency-490 | hvj9hme | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm developer with almost 20 years of experience and never made any printer work properly with all the features like scanning or so. Those machines come from hell.<|eor|><|sor|>Even though as a sysadmin, I don't d... | 231 |
programmerhumor | dancingcuban | hvjbs36 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive been branded as the techie of the family and always get roped in to fixing shit.
I maintain that printers are black magic demon boxes that have nothing to do with technology.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | xdkyx | hvjqsmj | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did you just switch it off and then on?<|eor|><|soopr|>Obviously<|eoopr|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I feel like its totally justified tho. Its like every other hardware works almost flawle... | 174 |
programmerhumor | JonElurr | hvj7kth | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Printers are my worst nightmare<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | twigboy | hvjaak8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm developer with almost 20 years of experience and never made any printer work properly with all the features like scanning or so. Those machines come from hell.<|eor|><|sor|>Even though as a sysadmin, I don't d... | 139 |
programmerhumor | thekingofthejungle | hvjjrpr | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Idk why y'all are acting like printing is so hard. It's literally so easy
`print("my document")`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | SilentScyther | hvji2lm | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm developer with almost 20 years of experience and never made any printer work properly with all the features like scanning or so. Those machines come from hell.<|eor|><|sor|>Even though as a sysadmin, I don't d... | 77 |
programmerhumor | dagbrown | hvjqxr1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait.. you can fix a printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Yep. Only one tool needed. A sledgehammer. Use it while yelling the ritual prayer "PC load letter" three times.<|eor|><|sor|>I discovered that you could send an escape seq... | 76 |
programmerhumor | ophir_botzer | hvjrvia | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Professional advice: Never, _ever_, admit that you even know what a printer is.<|eor|><|sor|>"Printer? ..Oh, do you mean pointer? If you've got a problem with pointers I can probably help you out. What's a pointer... | 73 |
programmerhumor | Philboyd_Studge | hvj5dt4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | LordOmbro | t478th | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,501 |
programmerhumor | ARollInOne | hywp40l | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This hits a little close to home<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,046 |
programmerhumor | DudesworthMannington | hywrl26 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This hits a little close to home<|eor|><|sor|>Half my current project is replacing this 10,000+ line monothic monstrosity with 2 and 3 character global variables used over and over an... | 1,462 |
programmerhumor | nurggle76 | hywmute | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>been there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,010 |
programmerhumor | Defiant-Peace-493 | hywp6xm | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> bool isE(int i)
{
bool b = true;
if (b)
return (i % 2);
else return "Management insists that our code be impossible to steal. Apologies for... | 1,006 |
programmerhumor | gabbagabbahey38 | hyx3gc8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why we need "self-starters" with a "rock star attitude" that won't complain. We're "like a family here" so we know how to "work hard and play harder".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 784 |
programmerhumor | midnightsquid00 | hywqdgt | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>been there<|eor|><|sor|>am there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 655 |
programmerhumor | asianabsinthe | hywv3f2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gary, the sole programmer for the last 45 years, is currently taking a nap. Just ask him next month.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 562 |
programmerhumor | shadowvvolf144 | hywww5m | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> bool isE(int i)
{
bool b = true;
if (b)
return (i % 2);
else return "Management insists that our code be impossible to steal. Apologies for... | 522 |
programmerhumor | ARollInOne | hyws03k | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This hits a little close to home<|eor|><|sor|>Half my current project is replacing this 10,000+ line monothic monstrosity with 2 and 3 character global variables used over and over an... | 493 |
programmerhumor | pab6750 | hyws3mj | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>been there<|eor|><|sor|>am there<|eor|><|sor|>As an old school programmer working at a company that doesn't allow code commenting, I feel personally attacked.<|eor|><|sor|>I can under... | 443 |
programmerhumor | gizamo | hywqk5w | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>been there<|eor|><|sor|>am there<|eor|><|sor|>As an old school programmer working at a company that doesn't allow code commenting, I feel personally attacked.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 416 |
programmerhumor | Mal_Dun | hywtpbr | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ths has nothing to do with old school. Comments exists since the introduction of Fortran in 1950.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 377 |
programmerhumor | Lucari10 | hywsqh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>been there<|eor|><|sor|>am there<|eor|><|sor|>As an old school programmer working at a company that doesn't allow code commenting, I feel personally attacked.<|eor|><|sor|>I can under... | 348 |
programmerhumor | Furry_69 | hywuimy | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> bool isE(int i)
{
bool b = true;
if (b)
return (i % 2);
else return "Management insists that our code be impossible to steal. Apologies for... | 331 |
programmerhumor | gizamo | hywu8jz | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>been there<|eor|><|sor|>am there<|eor|><|sor|>As an old school programmer working at a company that doesn't allow code commenting, I feel personally attacked.<|eor|><|sor|>I can under... | 307 |
programmerhumor | ghan_buri_ghan | hywn3l7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Startups have their charm but, but the code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | pab6750 | hywtbk2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>been there<|eor|><|sor|>am there<|eor|><|sor|>As an old school programmer working at a company that doesn't allow code commenting, I feel personally attacked.<|eor|><|sor|>I can under... | 232 |
programmerhumor | ApostOnReddit | fur149 | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,496 |
programmerhumor | RockleyBob | fmemze9 | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>`GitHub has found one common issue with your builds: You`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,504 |
programmerhumor | R2CX | fmen9m7 | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The build failed again. The last successful build was from Johnny. No errors, warnings, nor company resources wasted. Unlike this build. This is already taking [14] days.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,320 |
programmerhumor | IlllIIIIlllll | fmenxdi | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>`GitHub has found one common issue with your builds: You`<|eor|><|sor|>Recommended course of action: *termination*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,070 |
programmerhumor | Hotel_Arrakis | fmekpxv | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just like your fathers builds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 661 |
programmerhumor | me-ro | fmenmmg | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The build failed again. The last successful build was from Johnny. No errors, warnings, nor company resources wasted. Unlike this build. This is already taking [14] days.<|eor|><|sor|>"Even if it succeeded, you... | 592 |
programmerhumor | KaiBetterThanTyson | fmeos76 | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>`GitHub has found one common issue with your builds: You`<|eor|><|sor|>Recommended course of action: *termination*<|eor|><|sor|>GLaDOS - You have been a good test subject, we will miss you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 388 |
programmerhumor | ThenIWasAllLike | fmelnqe | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just like your fathers builds.<|eor|><|sor|>And his father's builds before him.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | PrinceKael | fmea385 | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
---
**Jakub Kozowski **, @kubukoz
okay @github, I know my builds are shit but no need to be passive aggressive about it
[*Screenshot of Github build status with the text ... | 195 |
programmerhumor | DBX12 | fmerrty | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The build failed again. The last successful build was from Johnny. No errors, warnings, nor company resources wasted. Unlike this build. This is already taking [14] days.<|eor|><|sor|>"Even if it succeeded, you... | 152 |
programmerhumor | Sp4r0 | fmetmbs | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>`GitHub has found one common issue with your builds: You`<|eor|><|sor|>Recommended course of action: *termination*<|eor|><|sor|>GLaDOS - You have been a good test subject, we will miss you.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey wai... | 112 |
programmerhumor | AugusP | fmehpju | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
---
**Jakub Kozowski **, @kubukoz
okay @github, I know my builds are shit but no need to be passive aggressive about it
[*Screenshot of Github build status with the text ... | 103 |
programmerhumor | eXecute_bit | fmeu3pn | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The build failed again. The last successful build was from Johnny. No errors, warnings, nor company resources wasted. Unlike this build. This is already taking [14] days.<|eor|><|sor|>"Even if it succeeded, you... | 89 |
programmerhumor | sambare | fmeo9ec | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Wait till you set up Travis CI and start getting a torrent of e-mails saying "Build failed". "Still failing". "Still failing". "Still failing". "Still failing". "Still failing". "Still failing"...<|eor|><|eols|... | 88 |
programmerhumor | THEzwerver | fmeyzhp | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The build failed again. The last successful build was from Johnny. No errors, warnings, nor company resources wasted. Unlike this build. This is already taking [14] days.<|eor|><|sor|>"Even if it succeeded, you... | 87 |
programmerhumor | RepostSleuthBot | fmedjzd | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>u/repostsleuthbot<|eor|><|sor|>There's a good chance this is unique! I checked 114,107,618 image posts and didn't find a close match
*Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help... | 78 |
programmerhumor | mycommentsaccount | fmervnc | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>`GitHub has found one common issue with your builds: You`<|eor|><|sor|>The build **failed**, just like the previous build. But you just keep doing you. (finger guns)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmerhumor | frostykitten | fmewgl2 | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>`GitHub has found one common issue with your builds: You`<|eor|><|sor|>Recommended course of action: *termination*<|eor|><|sor|>GLaDOS - You have been a good test subject, we will miss you.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey wai... | 68 |
programmerhumor | trenlow12 | fmep696 | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just like your fathers builds.<|eor|><|sor|>And his father's builds before him.<|eor|><|sor|>^(a whole bloodline of bad builds)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | _woffles_ | t0ud5v | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,441 |
programmerhumor | menntsuyudoria | hycftt1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fun part is that you also get to try guessing if temperature = True means hot or cold and find out the hard way on your skin aka test in prod<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,813 |
programmerhumor | nLucis | hyccpos | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>`float temperature;`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,393 |
programmerhumor | NoCryptographer414 | hycf9gd | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>`float temperature;`<|eor|><|sor|> double temperature;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 551 |
programmerhumor | thatwrongname | hyc93s2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be in double?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 538 |
programmerhumor | craftworkbench | hycau5q | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be in double?<|eor|><|sor|>This guy likes his shower set at 102.3 degrees and will accept nothing less<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 530 |
programmerhumor | Terrascout1149 | hyci3iz | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one here who has a functional shower?
(apart from the fact that it WONT STOP when you turn it off)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 356 |
programmerhumor | Rowan-Paul | hycsuae | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fun part is that you also get to try guessing if temperature = True means hot or cold and find out the hard way on your skin aka test in prod<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Of course it is and let no on... | 303 |
programmerhumor | scalability | hyceun0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be in double?<|eor|><|sor|>This guy likes his shower set at 102.3 degrees and will accept nothing less<|eor|><|sor|>102.299999999999999473<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
programmerhumor | Dylanica | hycg2d1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>`float temperature;`<|eor|><|sor|> double temperature;<|eor|><|sor|>Twice as many bytes smh my head.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 264 |
programmerhumor | Western-Image7125 | hycb51x | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Totally wrong. Its an Enum - FIRE, ICE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programmerhumor | Dimasdanz | hyccu6n | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be in double?<|eor|><|sor|>This guy likes his shower set at 102.3 degrees and will accept nothing less<|eor|><|sor|>so, steam shower? water evaporates at 100<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | RTXChungusTi | hycf42o | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be in double?<|eor|><|sor|>This guy likes his shower set at 102.3 degrees and will accept nothing less<|eor|><|sor|>so, steam shower? water evaporates at 100<|eor|><|sor|>No, 102.3 ~~degrees~~ is ab... | 162 |
programmerhumor | repocin | hycfi78 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be in double?<|eor|><|sor|>This guy likes his shower set at 102.3 degrees and will accept nothing less<|eor|><|sor|>so, steam shower? water evaporates at 100<|eor|><|sor|>No, 102.3 ~~degrees~~ is ab... | 135 |
programmerhumor | ourlastchancefortea | hycv6xd | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fun part is that you also get to try guessing if temperature = True means hot or cold and find out the hard way on your skin aka test in prod<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Of course it is and let no on... | 127 |
programmerhumor | Adghar | hyce7yo | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be in double?<|eor|><|sor|>This guy likes his shower set at 102.3 degrees and will accept nothing less<|eor|><|sor|>so, steam shower? water evaporates at 100<|eor|><|sor|>No, 102.3 ~~degrees~~ is ab... | 126 |
programmerhumor | BilllyBillybillerson | hycq4zn | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>`float temperature;`<|eor|><|sor|>IDK how you decide to make this meme, have the understanding to know the punchline, and still not use float (or double)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | rexsaurs | hycu3dp | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fun part is that you also get to try guessing if temperature = True means hot or cold and find out the hard way on your skin aka test in prod<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Of course it is and let no on... | 108 |
programmerhumor | PyroCatt | hycgrdo | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>`float temperature;`<|eor|><|sor|> double temperature;<|eor|><|sor|>Twice as many bytes smh my head.<|eor|><|sor|>Shake Smh my head<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | scykei | hycunbn | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>`float temperature;`<|eor|><|sor|> double temperature;<|eor|><|sor|>Twice as many bytes smh my head.<|eor|><|sor|>Its because I need to capture all 10^308 temperatures.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | readyforthefall_ | 10l83ps | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,438 |
programmerhumor | NotPeopleFriendly | j5vvdc4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not as unbelievable as many think - these situations are common in development - less common in production.
I've worked on teams of 3 programmers and I've worked on teams of 70 programmers.
An individu... | 5,078 |
programmerhumor | hongooi | j5vf2rh | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Eh, it's a job"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,556 |
programmerhumor | Rand_alFlagg | j5we3j0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not as unbelievable as many think - these situations are common in development - less common in production.
I've worked on teams of 3 programmers and I've worked on teams of 70 programmers.
An individu... | 1,428 |
programmerhumor | Yweain | j5whpdg | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not as unbelievable as many think - these situations are common in development - less common in production.
I've worked on teams of 3 programmers and I've worked on teams of 70 programmers.
An individu... | 1,320 |
programmerhumor | GlassFantast | j5vk67o | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where in fallout 3 is there a moving train?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,150 |
programmerhumor | Yweain | j5wjodt | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not as unbelievable as many think - these situations are common in development - less common in production.
I've worked on teams of 3 programmers and I've worked on teams of 70 programmers.
An individu... | 1,063 |
programmerhumor | PlutoTheSynth | j5vwq5h | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where in fallout 3 is there a moving train?<|eor|><|sor|>i'm p sure it's the broken steel dlc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 697 |
programmerhumor | readyforthefall_ | j5v91c4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This one has been around for quite a long time. Not sure if it's true, but I wouldn't be surprised if it is.<|eor|><|soopr|>I was researching about it, and apparently in 2021 someone posted that it's not a hat... | 697 |
programmerhumor | Sasuga__Ainz-sama | j5w0l0z | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Skyrim the devs couldn't make manequins for some reason so instead they took random people from the street and turned them into wood. Since the curse was as stable as the game itself sometimes the manequins... | 619 |
programmerhumor | halt__n__catch__fire | j5v8q6w | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This one has been around for quite a long time. Not sure if it's true, but I wouldn't be surprised if it is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 605 |
programmerhumor | Rand_alFlagg | j5wj58e | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not as unbelievable as many think - these situations are common in development - less common in production.
I've worked on teams of 3 programmers and I've worked on teams of 70 programmers.
An individu... | 439 |
programmerhumor | donald_314 | j5y2fin | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where in fallout 3 is there a moving train?<|eor|><|sor|>i'm p sure it's the broken steel dlc<|eor|><|sor|>That makes the solution above more sensible. They wouldn't extend the base engine with such a big feat... | 405 |
programmerhumor | Fluffy-Craft | j5wnjpw | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not as unbelievable as many think - these situations are common in development - less common in production.
I've worked on teams of 3 programmers and I've worked on teams of 70 programmers.
An individu... | 380 |
programmerhumor | Varkoth | j5vbktz | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fallout 3 used the same engine as Oblivion.
Oblivion has ridable horses.
I call shenanigans.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 352 |
programmerhumor | SuitableDragonfly | j5wdfzn | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In the Sims 2, anything that moves on its own is actually an invisible sim that just looks like a remote control car or a bird or something. If you use cheats, you can move these invisible sims into your sims... | 346 |
programmerhumor | John_Flamesinger | j5w1pbf | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Skyrim the devs couldn't make manequins for some reason so instead they took random people from the street and turned them into wood. Since the curse was as stable as the game itself sometimes the manequins... | 304 |
programmerhumor | farshnikord | j5x9v8w | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not as unbelievable as many think - these situations are common in development - less common in production.
I've worked on teams of 3 programmers and I've worked on teams of 70 programmers.
An individu... | 303 |
programmerhumor | AltAccountMfer | j5vfhg8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fallout 3 used the same engine as Oblivion.
Oblivion has ridable horses.
I call shenanigans.<|eor|><|sor|>Horses are npcs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | mighty_conrad | j5xva9w | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not as unbelievable as many think - these situations are common in development - less common in production.
I've worked on teams of 3 programmers and I've worked on teams of 70 programmers.
An individu... | 245 |
programmerhumor | etch_a_stretch | j5xd47r | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Eh, it's a job"<|eor|><|sor|>LGTM and it's time to Friday, boys.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | SingleWalnut | 85a6n7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,406 |
programmerhumor | voidcraftedgaming | dvvwzvh | <|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Meme*
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[*Gru, the long-nosed villain from Despicable Me, presents to the
camera with passion, pointing into the air. Behind him is a flipchart*]
## Learn to program
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[*Gru is still presenting... | 2,493 |
programmerhumor | Sahishar | dvvy4ss | <|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You've made a function where the guy looks at the result of a second function that is recursive and is similar to the first one except the guy doesn't look at the result.
Why ? Why not only one recursive function ?<|eor|><... | 2,481 |
programmerhumor | Refloni | dvvxn66 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Meme*
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[*Gru, the long-nosed villain from Despicable Me, presents to the
camera with passion, pointing into the air. Behind him is a flipchart*]
## Learn to program
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[*Gru is still presenting... | 1,160 |
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