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programmerhumor | alexander_the_dead | sk6axx | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,728 |
programmerhumor | competitive-dust | hvj5ggx | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did you just switch it off and then on?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,714 |
programmerhumor | alexander_the_dead | hvj7wdd | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did you just switch it off and then on?<|eor|><|soopr|>Obviously<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,036 |
programmerhumor | rasputine | hvjj2nx | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Professional advice: Never, _ever_, admit that you even know what a printer is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 831 |
programmerhumor | msg45f | hvjltob | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Professional advice: Never, _ever_, admit that you even know what a printer is.<|eor|><|sor|>"Printer? ..Oh, do you mean pointer? If you've got a problem with pointers I can probably help you out. What's a pointer? Well, I'm glad you asked! *--Continue describing pointers until they walk away*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 634 |
programmerhumor | the_mits | hvj47rn | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait.. you can fix a printer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 618 |
programmerhumor | masiakla | hvj8f2m | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm developer with almost 20 years of experience and never made any printer work properly with all the features like scanning or so. Those machines come from hell.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 552 |
programmerhumor | Yasea | hvjah7r | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait.. you can fix a printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Yep. Only one tool needed. A sledgehammer. Use it while yelling the ritual prayer "PC load letter" three times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 481 |
programmerhumor | Motor-Emergency-490 | hvj9hme | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm developer with almost 20 years of experience and never made any printer work properly with all the features like scanning or so. Those machines come from hell.<|eor|><|sor|>Even though as a sysadmin, I don't do any programming, people call me a programmer.
As in, "our programmer will fix it".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | dancingcuban | hvjbs36 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive been branded as the techie of the family and always get roped in to fixing shit.
I maintain that printers are black magic demon boxes that have nothing to do with technology.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | xdkyx | hvjqsmj | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did you just switch it off and then on?<|eor|><|soopr|>Obviously<|eoopr|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I feel like its totally justified tho. Its like every other hardware works almost flawlessly after plugging it in, only printers malfunction god knows why. I swear if they dont have the proper temperature, arent perfectly aligned to Mecca/Vatican they refuse to work. Turn it off and on again - nothing - change the usb port to the other one - nothing, turn them on with your non-dominant hand while standing on one leg - ah yeah it starts working again.
Fuck printers man.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | JonElurr | hvj7kth | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Printers are my worst nightmare<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | twigboy | hvjaak8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm developer with almost 20 years of experience and never made any printer work properly with all the features like scanning or so. Those machines come from hell.<|eor|><|sor|>Even though as a sysadmin, I don't do any programming, people call me a programmer.
As in, "our programmer will fix it".<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, they're half right if you're hanging out in /r/programminghumour<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | thekingofthejungle | hvjjrpr | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Idk why y'all are acting like printing is so hard. It's literally so easy
`print("my document")`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | SilentScyther | hvji2lm | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm developer with almost 20 years of experience and never made any printer work properly with all the features like scanning or so. Those machines come from hell.<|eor|><|sor|>Even though as a sysadmin, I don't do any programming, people call me a programmer.
As in, "our programmer will fix it".<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, they're half right if you're hanging out in /r/programminghumour<|eor|><|sor|>He's not really helping his case, posting here.<|eor|><|sor|>Are any of us *really* programmers though?
>!Cue imposter syndrome!<<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmerhumor | dagbrown | hvjqxr1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait.. you can fix a printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Yep. Only one tool needed. A sledgehammer. Use it while yelling the ritual prayer "PC load letter" three times.<|eor|><|sor|>I discovered that you could send an escape sequence to a LaserJet to change the "PC LOAD LETTER" message to something else. I changed it to "INSERT 25 CENTS".
There was so much confusion. Scientists with a load of PhDs were looking frantically for the coin slot to put quarters into. Everyone got so angry! It was glorious.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmerhumor | ophir_botzer | hvjrvia | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Professional advice: Never, _ever_, admit that you even know what a printer is.<|eor|><|sor|>"Printer? ..Oh, do you mean pointer? If you've got a problem with pointers I can probably help you out. What's a pointer? Well, I'm glad you asked! *--Continue describing pointers until they walk away*<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmerhumor | Philboyd_Studge | hvj5dt4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on personal experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m9fxdvh4frf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | LordOmbro | t478th | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,501 |
programmerhumor | ARollInOne | hywp40l | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This hits a little close to home<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,046 |
programmerhumor | DudesworthMannington | hywrl26 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This hits a little close to home<|eor|><|sor|>Half my current project is replacing this 10,000+ line monothic monstrosity with 2 and 3 character global variables used over and over and has a bunch of junk code that just dead ends. The other half is trying to explain why this code needs to be replaced without insulting the senior guy who wrote it (that I still work with).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,462 |
programmerhumor | nurggle76 | hywmute | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>been there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,010 |
programmerhumor | Defiant-Peace-493 | hywp6xm | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> bool isE(int i)
{
bool b = true;
if (b)
return (i % 2);
else return "Management insists that our code be impossible to steal. Apologies for the mess.";
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,006 |
programmerhumor | gabbagabbahey38 | hyx3gc8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why we need "self-starters" with a "rock star attitude" that won't complain. We're "like a family here" so we know how to "work hard and play harder".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 784 |
programmerhumor | midnightsquid00 | hywqdgt | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>been there<|eor|><|sor|>am there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 655 |
programmerhumor | asianabsinthe | hywv3f2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gary, the sole programmer for the last 45 years, is currently taking a nap. Just ask him next month.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 562 |
programmerhumor | shadowvvolf144 | hywww5m | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> bool isE(int i)
{
bool b = true;
if (b)
return (i % 2);
else return "Management insists that our code be impossible to steal. Apologies for the mess.";
}<|eor|><|sor|>Wouldn't that give a compile-time error? The type returned doesn't equal the type specified in the function.<|eor|><|sor|>Depends on the language. C would look at that and say, "hey, it's not zero, so that's a true"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 522 |
programmerhumor | ARollInOne | hyws03k | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This hits a little close to home<|eor|><|sor|>Half my current project is replacing this 10,000+ line monothic monstrosity with 2 and 3 character global variables used over and over and has a bunch of junk code that just dead ends. The other half is trying to explain why this code needs to be replaced without insulting the senior guy who wrote it (that I still work with).<|eor|><|sor|>I feel your pain, the project I am working on is a successor to a 10 year project that has got a shitton of legacy code in it. The worst part is that only 1 of the devs from that previous project is still with the company and has an absolute aversion to documentation <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 493 |
programmerhumor | pab6750 | hyws3mj | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>been there<|eor|><|sor|>am there<|eor|><|sor|>As an old school programmer working at a company that doesn't allow code commenting, I feel personally attacked.<|eor|><|sor|>I can understand not doing it out of a personal or collective habit, but the company doesn't allow it? What do they have against comments?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 443 |
programmerhumor | gizamo | hywqk5w | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>been there<|eor|><|sor|>am there<|eor|><|sor|>As an old school programmer working at a company that doesn't allow code commenting, I feel personally attacked.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 416 |
programmerhumor | Mal_Dun | hywtpbr | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ths has nothing to do with old school. Comments exists since the introduction of Fortran in 1950.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 377 |
programmerhumor | Lucari10 | hywsqh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>been there<|eor|><|sor|>am there<|eor|><|sor|>As an old school programmer working at a company that doesn't allow code commenting, I feel personally attacked.<|eor|><|sor|>I can understand not doing it out of a personal or collective habit, but the company doesn't allow it? What do they have against comments?<|eor|><|sor|>They take extra time, extra time = extra costs, extra costs = bad. What, it'll make future changes faster? There are no future changes, code must run perfectly on your first try<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 348 |
programmerhumor | Furry_69 | hywuimy | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> bool isE(int i)
{
bool b = true;
if (b)
return (i % 2);
else return "Management insists that our code be impossible to steal. Apologies for the mess.";
}<|eor|><|sor|>Wouldn't that give a compile-time error? The type returned doesn't equal the type specified in the function.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 331 |
programmerhumor | gizamo | hywu8jz | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>been there<|eor|><|sor|>am there<|eor|><|sor|>As an old school programmer working at a company that doesn't allow code commenting, I feel personally attacked.<|eor|><|sor|>I can understand not doing it out of a personal or collective habit, but the company doesn't allow it? What do they have against comments?<|eor|><|sor|>Iirc, the underlying logic was:
- code should be written elegantly
- code should follow strict standards
- devs should be able to read any code
- devs should put forth the extra effort to understand code before modifying code (comments trick devs into trusting the comment actually represents the code)
I personally do not agree with the policy.
...we also can't use any open source code, and we can't use any cloud-based service for controlling nor backing up the source (e.g. no GitHub, GitLab, etc., except for temporary prototyping).
This is at a Fortune 500.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 307 |
programmerhumor | ghan_buri_ghan | hywn3l7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Startups have their charm but, but the code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | pab6750 | hywtbk2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0tb52f8rrk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>been there<|eor|><|sor|>am there<|eor|><|sor|>As an old school programmer working at a company that doesn't allow code commenting, I feel personally attacked.<|eor|><|sor|>I can understand not doing it out of a personal or collective habit, but the company doesn't allow it? What do they have against comments?<|eor|><|sor|>They take extra time, extra time = extra costs, extra costs = bad. What, it'll make future changes faster? There are no future changes, code must run perfectly on your first try<|eor|><|sor|>"Technical debt? What is that, did you take out a loan for a graphics card?" - whoever thinks comments are a waste of time, probably<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | ApostOnReddit | fur149 | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,496 |
programmerhumor | RockleyBob | fmemze9 | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>`GitHub has found one common issue with your builds: You`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,504 |
programmerhumor | R2CX | fmen9m7 | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The build failed again. The last successful build was from Johnny. No errors, warnings, nor company resources wasted. Unlike this build. This is already taking [14] days.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,320 |
programmerhumor | IlllIIIIlllll | fmenxdi | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>`GitHub has found one common issue with your builds: You`<|eor|><|sor|>Recommended course of action: *termination*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,070 |
programmerhumor | Hotel_Arrakis | fmekpxv | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just like your fathers builds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 661 |
programmerhumor | me-ro | fmenmmg | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The build failed again. The last successful build was from Johnny. No errors, warnings, nor company resources wasted. Unlike this build. This is already taking [14] days.<|eor|><|sor|>"Even if it succeeded, your test coverage is pathetic"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 592 |
programmerhumor | KaiBetterThanTyson | fmeos76 | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>`GitHub has found one common issue with your builds: You`<|eor|><|sor|>Recommended course of action: *termination*<|eor|><|sor|>GLaDOS - You have been a good test subject, we will miss you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 388 |
programmerhumor | ThenIWasAllLike | fmelnqe | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just like your fathers builds.<|eor|><|sor|>And his father's builds before him.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | PrinceKael | fmea385 | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
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**Jakub Kozowski **, @kubukoz
okay @github, I know my builds are shit but no need to be passive aggressive about it
[*Screenshot of Github build status with the text "Build Failed - The build failed, just like the previous build."*]
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If  you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | DBX12 | fmerrty | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The build failed again. The last successful build was from Johnny. No errors, warnings, nor company resources wasted. Unlike this build. This is already taking [14] days.<|eor|><|sor|>"Even if it succeeded, your test coverage is pathetic"<|eor|><|sor|>Please give us GLaDOS saying that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | Sp4r0 | fmetmbs | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>`GitHub has found one common issue with your builds: You`<|eor|><|sor|>Recommended course of action: *termination*<|eor|><|sor|>GLaDOS - You have been a good test subject, we will miss you.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey wait a second, I dont see any cake here...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmerhumor | AugusP | fmehpju | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
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**Jakub Kozowski **, @kubukoz
okay @github, I know my builds are shit but no need to be passive aggressive about it
[*Screenshot of Github build status with the text "Build Failed - The build failed, just like the previous build."*]
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If  you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>Good human<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | eXecute_bit | fmeu3pn | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The build failed again. The last successful build was from Johnny. No errors, warnings, nor company resources wasted. Unlike this build. This is already taking [14] days.<|eor|><|sor|>"Even if it succeeded, your test coverage is pathetic"<|eor|><|sor|>"Yes, add another print statement; that will surely fix it."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | sambare | fmeo9ec | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Wait till you set up Travis CI and start getting a torrent of e-mails saying "Build failed". "Still failing". "Still failing". "Still failing". "Still failing". "Still failing". "Still failing"...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | THEzwerver | fmeyzhp | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The build failed again. The last successful build was from Johnny. No errors, warnings, nor company resources wasted. Unlike this build. This is already taking [14] days.<|eor|><|sor|>"Even if it succeeded, your test coverage is pathetic"<|eor|><|sor|>Please give us GLaDOS saying that.<|eor|><|sor|>you actually can with this voice generator! [https://fifteen.ai/app](https://fifteen.ai/app)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | RepostSleuthBot | fmedjzd | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>u/repostsleuthbot<|eor|><|sor|>There's a good chance this is unique! I checked 114,107,618 image posts and didn't find a close match
*Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Negative](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Negative&message={"post_id": "fur149", "meme_template": null}) ]*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | mycommentsaccount | fmervnc | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>`GitHub has found one common issue with your builds: You`<|eor|><|sor|>The build **failed**, just like the previous build. But you just keep doing you. (finger guns)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmerhumor | frostykitten | fmewgl2 | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>`GitHub has found one common issue with your builds: You`<|eor|><|sor|>Recommended course of action: *termination*<|eor|><|sor|>GLaDOS - You have been a good test subject, we will miss you.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey wait a second, I dont see any cake here...<|eor|><|sor|>the cake day is a lie<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | trenlow12 | fmep696 | <|sols|><|sot|>...just like the previous build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kk6ghtkywrq41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just like your fathers builds.<|eor|><|sor|>And his father's builds before him.<|eor|><|sor|>^(a whole bloodline of bad builds)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | _woffles_ | t0ud5v | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,441 |
programmerhumor | menntsuyudoria | hycftt1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fun part is that you also get to try guessing if temperature = True means hot or cold and find out the hard way on your skin aka test in prod<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,813 |
programmerhumor | nLucis | hyccpos | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>`float temperature;`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,393 |
programmerhumor | NoCryptographer414 | hycf9gd | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>`float temperature;`<|eor|><|sor|> double temperature;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 551 |
programmerhumor | thatwrongname | hyc93s2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be in double?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 538 |
programmerhumor | craftworkbench | hycau5q | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be in double?<|eor|><|sor|>This guy likes his shower set at 102.3 degrees and will accept nothing less<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 530 |
programmerhumor | Terrascout1149 | hyci3iz | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one here who has a functional shower?
(apart from the fact that it WONT STOP when you turn it off)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 356 |
programmerhumor | Rowan-Paul | hycsuae | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fun part is that you also get to try guessing if temperature = True means hot or cold and find out the hard way on your skin aka test in prod<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Of course it is and let no one tell you otherwise<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | scalability | hyceun0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be in double?<|eor|><|sor|>This guy likes his shower set at 102.3 degrees and will accept nothing less<|eor|><|sor|>102.299999999999999473<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
programmerhumor | Dylanica | hycg2d1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>`float temperature;`<|eor|><|sor|> double temperature;<|eor|><|sor|>Twice as many bytes smh my head.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 264 |
programmerhumor | Western-Image7125 | hycb51x | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Totally wrong. Its an Enum - FIRE, ICE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programmerhumor | Dimasdanz | hyccu6n | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be in double?<|eor|><|sor|>This guy likes his shower set at 102.3 degrees and will accept nothing less<|eor|><|sor|>so, steam shower? water evaporates at 100<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | RTXChungusTi | hycf42o | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be in double?<|eor|><|sor|>This guy likes his shower set at 102.3 degrees and will accept nothing less<|eor|><|sor|>so, steam shower? water evaporates at 100<|eor|><|sor|>No, 102.3 ~~degrees~~ is about 171 ~~degrees~~ colder than freezing, clearly we're talking about an ice shower<|eor|><|sor|>Kelvin doesn't use degrees, but cool joke<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | repocin | hycfi78 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be in double?<|eor|><|sor|>This guy likes his shower set at 102.3 degrees and will accept nothing less<|eor|><|sor|>so, steam shower? water evaporates at 100<|eor|><|sor|>No, 102.3 ~~degrees~~ is about 171 ~~degrees~~ colder than freezing, clearly we're talking about an ice shower<|eor|><|sor|>Kelvin doesn't use degrees, but cool joke<|eor|><|sor|>>but cool joke
()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | ourlastchancefortea | hycv6xd | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fun part is that you also get to try guessing if temperature = True means hot or cold and find out the hard way on your skin aka test in prod<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Of course it is and let no one tell you otherwise<|eor|><|sor|>Yall use prod?!?!?<|eor|><|sor|>What else is there? There is my dev computer and prod. And I'm not going to ruin my computer. Where else would I read reddit while prod those prod things.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | Adghar | hyce7yo | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be in double?<|eor|><|sor|>This guy likes his shower set at 102.3 degrees and will accept nothing less<|eor|><|sor|>so, steam shower? water evaporates at 100<|eor|><|sor|>No, 102.3 ~~degrees~~ is about 171 ~~degrees~~ colder than freezing, clearly we're talking about an ice shower<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | BilllyBillybillerson | hycq4zn | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>`float temperature;`<|eor|><|sor|>IDK how you decide to make this meme, have the understanding to know the punchline, and still not use float (or double)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | rexsaurs | hycu3dp | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fun part is that you also get to try guessing if temperature = True means hot or cold and find out the hard way on your skin aka test in prod<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Of course it is and let no one tell you otherwise<|eor|><|sor|>Yall use prod?!?!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | PyroCatt | hycgrdo | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>`float temperature;`<|eor|><|sor|> double temperature;<|eor|><|sor|>Twice as many bytes smh my head.<|eor|><|sor|>Shake Smh my head<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | scykei | hycunbn | <|sols|><|sot|>Tell me this isn't relatable...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lzl4apr5lwj81.png<|eol|><|sor|>`float temperature;`<|eor|><|sor|> double temperature;<|eor|><|sor|>Twice as many bytes smh my head.<|eor|><|sor|>Its because I need to capture all 10^308 temperatures.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | readyforthefall_ | 10l83ps | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,438 |
programmerhumor | NotPeopleFriendly | j5vvdc4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not as unbelievable as many think - these situations are common in development - less common in production.
I've worked on teams of 3 programmers and I've worked on teams of 70 programmers.
An individual programmer on a team doesn't know every element of the physics, rendering and simulation for a gaming engine.
When prototyping - its very common to grab an existing entity/prefab, make some tweak to it and then hand it off to the physics, rendering and/or art team to "do it right"
In this case I think the likely outcome was - can the player tell? No? Then we have more pressing bugs to fix - let's move on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,078 |
programmerhumor | hongooi | j5vf2rh | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Eh, it's a job"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,556 |
programmerhumor | Rand_alFlagg | j5we3j0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not as unbelievable as many think - these situations are common in development - less common in production.
I've worked on teams of 3 programmers and I've worked on teams of 70 programmers.
An individual programmer on a team doesn't know every element of the physics, rendering and simulation for a gaming engine.
When prototyping - its very common to grab an existing entity/prefab, make some tweak to it and then hand it off to the physics, rendering and/or art team to "do it right"
In this case I think the likely outcome was - can the player tell? No? Then we have more pressing bugs to fix - let's move on.<|eor|><|sor|>in Summoner 2, there's a spot where pillars reflected in the floor are actually just duplicated beneath a semi-transparent floor.
edit: holy shit I love all the responses to this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,428 |
programmerhumor | Yweain | j5whpdg | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not as unbelievable as many think - these situations are common in development - less common in production.
I've worked on teams of 3 programmers and I've worked on teams of 70 programmers.
An individual programmer on a team doesn't know every element of the physics, rendering and simulation for a gaming engine.
When prototyping - its very common to grab an existing entity/prefab, make some tweak to it and then hand it off to the physics, rendering and/or art team to "do it right"
In this case I think the likely outcome was - can the player tell? No? Then we have more pressing bugs to fix - let's move on.<|eor|><|sor|>in Summoner 2, there's a spot where pillars reflected in the floor are actually just duplicated beneath a semi-transparent floor.
edit: holy shit I love all the responses to this<|eor|><|sor|>Thats a pretty standard way to implement mirrors<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,320 |
programmerhumor | GlassFantast | j5vk67o | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where in fallout 3 is there a moving train?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,150 |
programmerhumor | Yweain | j5wjodt | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not as unbelievable as many think - these situations are common in development - less common in production.
I've worked on teams of 3 programmers and I've worked on teams of 70 programmers.
An individual programmer on a team doesn't know every element of the physics, rendering and simulation for a gaming engine.
When prototyping - its very common to grab an existing entity/prefab, make some tweak to it and then hand it off to the physics, rendering and/or art team to "do it right"
In this case I think the likely outcome was - can the player tell? No? Then we have more pressing bugs to fix - let's move on.<|eor|><|sor|>in Summoner 2, there's a spot where pillars reflected in the floor are actually just duplicated beneath a semi-transparent floor.
edit: holy shit I love all the responses to this<|eor|><|sor|>Thats a pretty standard way to implement mirrors<|eor|><|sor|>Is it? Was it 20 years ago? I'm not a game dev, just a tidbit I knew and thought was neat. Same kinda "trick" is all.<|eor|><|sor|>In original duke nukem(which was 95 or 96) the way mirrors work is that they have exact same room on the other side with a clone of a player character model on the other side, hooked up to the same controls.
We did it like that for a very long time, until proper reflections became a thing.
Edit: As people pointed out I meant not original, but Duke Nukem 3D.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,063 |
programmerhumor | PlutoTheSynth | j5vwq5h | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where in fallout 3 is there a moving train?<|eor|><|sor|>i'm p sure it's the broken steel dlc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 697 |
programmerhumor | readyforthefall_ | j5v91c4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This one has been around for quite a long time. Not sure if it's true, but I wouldn't be surprised if it is.<|eor|><|soopr|>I was researching about it, and apparently in 2021 someone posted that it's not a hat, but an arm piece. Which doesn't remove the fact it's still funny
[source](https://www.pcgamer.com/heres-whats-happening-inside-fallout-3s-metro-train/)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 697 |
programmerhumor | Sasuga__Ainz-sama | j5w0l0z | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Skyrim the devs couldn't make manequins for some reason so instead they took random people from the street and turned them into wood. Since the curse was as stable as the game itself sometimes the manequins could be heard talking. They also show signs of movement, seemingly changing their location and/or pose, however noone has caught them move. There are legends stating that if you ever catch a manequin on the move he will make sure you won't live to tell the tale.
Edit: some speling mistakes, I guess autocorrect + rushing long comments when I should be sleeping aint a good combination.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 619 |
programmerhumor | halt__n__catch__fire | j5v8q6w | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This one has been around for quite a long time. Not sure if it's true, but I wouldn't be surprised if it is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 605 |
programmerhumor | Rand_alFlagg | j5wj58e | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not as unbelievable as many think - these situations are common in development - less common in production.
I've worked on teams of 3 programmers and I've worked on teams of 70 programmers.
An individual programmer on a team doesn't know every element of the physics, rendering and simulation for a gaming engine.
When prototyping - its very common to grab an existing entity/prefab, make some tweak to it and then hand it off to the physics, rendering and/or art team to "do it right"
In this case I think the likely outcome was - can the player tell? No? Then we have more pressing bugs to fix - let's move on.<|eor|><|sor|>in Summoner 2, there's a spot where pillars reflected in the floor are actually just duplicated beneath a semi-transparent floor.
edit: holy shit I love all the responses to this<|eor|><|sor|>Thats a pretty standard way to implement mirrors<|eor|><|sor|>Is it? Was it 20 years ago? I'm not a game dev, just a tidbit I knew and thought was neat. Same kinda "trick" is all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 439 |
programmerhumor | donald_314 | j5y2fin | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where in fallout 3 is there a moving train?<|eor|><|sor|>i'm p sure it's the broken steel dlc<|eor|><|sor|>That makes the solution above more sensible. They wouldn't extend the base engine with such a big feature just for the dlc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 405 |
programmerhumor | Fluffy-Craft | j5wnjpw | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not as unbelievable as many think - these situations are common in development - less common in production.
I've worked on teams of 3 programmers and I've worked on teams of 70 programmers.
An individual programmer on a team doesn't know every element of the physics, rendering and simulation for a gaming engine.
When prototyping - its very common to grab an existing entity/prefab, make some tweak to it and then hand it off to the physics, rendering and/or art team to "do it right"
In this case I think the likely outcome was - can the player tell? No? Then we have more pressing bugs to fix - let's move on.<|eor|><|sor|>in Summoner 2, there's a spot where pillars reflected in the floor are actually just duplicated beneath a semi-transparent floor.
edit: holy shit I love all the responses to this<|eor|><|sor|>Thats a pretty standard way to implement mirrors<|eor|><|sor|>Is it? Was it 20 years ago? I'm not a game dev, just a tidbit I knew and thought was neat. Same kinda "trick" is all.<|eor|><|sor|>In original duke nukem(which was 95 or 96) the way mirrors work is that they have exact same room on the other side with a clone of a player character model on the other side, hooked up to the same controls.
We did it like that for a very long time, until proper reflections became a thing.
Edit: As people pointed out I meant not original, but Duke Nukem 3D.<|eor|><|sor|>By proper reflections you mean creating a camera where the mirror is and then projecting what the camera sees on the surface that's supposed to be the mirror, with some kind of filters and/or effects to make it look more like a real mirror? Or full on ray-tracing?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 380 |
programmerhumor | Varkoth | j5vbktz | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fallout 3 used the same engine as Oblivion.
Oblivion has ridable horses.
I call shenanigans.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 352 |
programmerhumor | SuitableDragonfly | j5wdfzn | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In the Sims 2, anything that moves on its own is actually an invisible sim that just looks like a remote control car or a bird or something. If you use cheats, you can move these invisible sims into your sims family and corrupt your whole game installation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | John_Flamesinger | j5w1pbf | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Skyrim the devs couldn't make manequins for some reason so instead they took random people from the street and turned them into wood. Since the curse was as stable as the game itself sometimes the manequins could be heard talking. They also show signs of movement, seemingly changing their location and/or pose, however noone has caught them move. There are legends stating that if you ever catch a manequin on the move he will make sure you won't live to tell the tale.
Edit: some speling mistakes, I guess autocorrect + rushing long comments when I should be sleeping aint a good combination.<|eor|><|sor|>This was actually fixed just a few months ago!
Yknow, over ten years after release. No biggy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | farshnikord | j5x9v8w | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not as unbelievable as many think - these situations are common in development - less common in production.
I've worked on teams of 3 programmers and I've worked on teams of 70 programmers.
An individual programmer on a team doesn't know every element of the physics, rendering and simulation for a gaming engine.
When prototyping - its very common to grab an existing entity/prefab, make some tweak to it and then hand it off to the physics, rendering and/or art team to "do it right"
In this case I think the likely outcome was - can the player tell? No? Then we have more pressing bugs to fix - let's move on.<|eor|><|sor|>Tech artist here. This is basically my job, find stupid bandaid workarounds cuz the programmers are too busy putting out fires. Video games are smoke and mirrors held together with bubblegum. Chewed bubblegum if you're lucky, cuz it meant a human gave it at least some attention.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | AltAccountMfer | j5vfhg8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fallout 3 used the same engine as Oblivion.
Oblivion has ridable horses.
I call shenanigans.<|eor|><|sor|>Horses are npcs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | mighty_conrad | j5xva9w | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not as unbelievable as many think - these situations are common in development - less common in production.
I've worked on teams of 3 programmers and I've worked on teams of 70 programmers.
An individual programmer on a team doesn't know every element of the physics, rendering and simulation for a gaming engine.
When prototyping - its very common to grab an existing entity/prefab, make some tweak to it and then hand it off to the physics, rendering and/or art team to "do it right"
In this case I think the likely outcome was - can the player tell? No? Then we have more pressing bugs to fix - let's move on.<|eor|><|sor|>There's an old gamedev story/joke that goes like this:
Error: Robot dies instantly by direct hit of a grenade, not an explosion.
- (Designer) What did you break again? Why this is happening?
- (Developer) That's correct according to engine, you made a weight of grenade 100kgs! Why you did that?
- Because grenade should drown in water.
- Why it's not drowning normally?
- Because water has big density (bigger than mercury)
- Why so?
- So wooden crates would float on it.
- Why it's not working otherwise on normal water?
- Because their weight is 50kgs!
- Why such weight?
- Because otherwise they have ugly break animation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | etch_a_stretch | j5xd47r | <|sols|><|sot|>Developers will ALWAYS find a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhlegbp2eaea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Eh, it's a job"<|eor|><|sor|>LGTM and it's time to Friday, boys.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | SingleWalnut | 85a6n7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,406 |
programmerhumor | voidcraftedgaming | dvvwzvh | <|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Meme*
---
[*Gru, the long-nosed villain from Despicable Me, presents to the
camera with passion, pointing into the air. Behind him is a flipchart*]
## Learn to program
---
[*Gru is still presenting passionately; he has his hand in a c shape indicating a small amount*]
## Make recursive function
---
[*Gru now has his hands pointing down, still presenting*]
## No exit condition
---
[*Gru looks back to the flipchart in a doubletake, looking confused and exasperated. Just his nose points into the next frame*]
>
> ---
>
> [*Gru, the long-nosed villain from Despicable Me, presents to the camera with passion, pointing into the air. Behind him is a flipchart*]
>
> #### Learn to program
>
> ---
> [*Gru is still presenting passionately; he has his hand in a c shape indicating a small amount*]
>
> #### Make recursive function
>
> ---
> [*Gru now has his hands pointing down, still presenting*]
>
> #### No exit condition
> > ---
> >
> > [*Gru, the long-nosed villain from Despicable Me, presents to the camera with passion, pointing into the air. Behind him is a flipchart*]
> >
> > #### Learn to program
> >
> > ---
> > [*Gru is still presenting passionately; he has his hand in a c shape indicating a small amount*]
> >
> > #### Make recursive function
> >
> > ---
> > [*Gru now has his hands pointing down, still presenting*]
> >
> > #### No exit condition
> >
> > >
> > > ---
> > >
> > > [*Gru, the long-nosed villain from Despicable Me, presents to the camera with passion, pointing into the air. Behind him is a flipchart*]
> > >
> > > #### Learn to program
> > >
> > > ---
> > > [*Gru is still presenting passionately; he has his hand in a c shape indicating a small amount*]
> > >
> > > #### Make recursive function
> > >
> > > ---
> > > [*Gru now has his hands pointing down, still presenting*]
> > >
> > > #### No exit condition
> > > ---
---
^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,493 |
programmerhumor | Sahishar | dvvy4ss | <|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You've made a function where the guy looks at the result of a second function that is recursive and is similar to the first one except the guy doesn't look at the result.
Why ? Why not only one recursive function ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,481 |
programmerhumor | Refloni | dvvxn66 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Meme*
---
[*Gru, the long-nosed villain from Despicable Me, presents to the
camera with passion, pointing into the air. Behind him is a flipchart*]
## Learn to program
---
[*Gru is still presenting passionately; he has his hand in a c shape indicating a small amount*]
## Make recursive function
---
[*Gru now has his hands pointing down, still presenting*]
## No exit condition
---
[*Gru looks back to the flipchart in a doubletake, looking confused and exasperated. Just his nose points into the next frame*]
>
> ---
>
> [*Gru, the long-nosed villain from Despicable Me, presents to the camera with passion, pointing into the air. Behind him is a flipchart*]
>
> #### Learn to program
>
> ---
> [*Gru is still presenting passionately; he has his hand in a c shape indicating a small amount*]
>
> #### Make recursive function
>
> ---
> [*Gru now has his hands pointing down, still presenting*]
>
> #### No exit condition
> > ---
> >
> > [*Gru, the long-nosed villain from Despicable Me, presents to the camera with passion, pointing into the air. Behind him is a flipchart*]
> >
> > #### Learn to program
> >
> > ---
> > [*Gru is still presenting passionately; he has his hand in a c shape indicating a small amount*]
> >
> > #### Make recursive function
> >
> > ---
> > [*Gru now has his hands pointing down, still presenting*]
> >
> > #### No exit condition
> >
> > >
> > > ---
> > >
> > > [*Gru, the long-nosed villain from Despicable Me, presents to the camera with passion, pointing into the air. Behind him is a flipchart*]
> > >
> > > #### Learn to program
> > >
> > > ---
> > > [*Gru is still presenting passionately; he has his hand in a c shape indicating a small amount*]
> > >
> > > #### Make recursive function
> > >
> > > ---
> > > [*Gru now has his hands pointing down, still presenting*]
> > >
> > > #### No exit condition
> > > ---
---
^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>Good job, but the part where
>Gru looks back to the flipchart in a doubletake, looking confused and exasperated. Just his nose points into the next frame
only happens in the *first* recursion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,160 |
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