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programmerhumor
Drawerpull
dvvztk3
<|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Meme* --- [*Gru, the long-nosed villain from Despicable Me, presents to the camera with passion, pointing into the air. Behind him is a flipchart*] ## Learn to program --- [*Gru is still presenting...
477
programmerhumor
nebsoup
dvvwnni
<|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>GRU stands for "GRU's Roidin' Ulcer" edit: GNU stands for "GNU's Not Unix". Frog successfully dissected.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
322
programmerhumor
sloppybird
dvvzdd0
<|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To learn recursion, you need to learn recursion<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
321
programmerhumor
ADSRelease
dvvxsm0
<|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's a single confused Gru not recurring. :/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
255
programmerhumor
mverkruyse
dvvz83v
<|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's a single confused Gru not recurring. :/<|eor|><|sor|>Thats the Front-End Gru waiting for a promise to return a result to display.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
217
programmerhumor
Mromson
dvw0rpc
<|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You've made a function where the guy looks at the result of a second function that is recursive and is similar to the first one except the guy doesn't look at the result. Why ? Why not only one recursive function ?<|eor|><...
164
programmerhumor
Collector55
dvw73nh
<|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry, somebody asked a vaguely similar question 10 years ago. *Locks thread*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
152
programmerhumor
SingleWalnut
dvw09zc
<|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You've made a function where the guy looks at the result of a second function that is recursive and is similar to the first one except the guy doesn't look at the result. Why ? Why not only one recursive function ?<|eor|><...
133
programmerhumor
vanderZwan
dvw4diw
<|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You've made a function where the guy looks at the result of a second function that is recursive and is similar to the first one except the guy doesn't look at the result. Why ? Why not only one recursive function ?<|eor|><...
109
programmerhumor
Ai_Bot_Naughty
dvw0ilp
<|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You've made a function where the guy looks at the result of a second function that is recursive and is similar to the first one except the guy doesn't look at the result. Why ? Why not only one recursive function ?<|eor|><...
100
programmerhumor
Sahishar
dvw0jgy
<|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You've made a function where the guy looks at the result of a second function that is recursive and is similar to the first one except the guy doesn't look at the result. Why ? Why not only one recursive function ?<|eor|><...
74
programmerhumor
kodbraker
dvvxk4s
<|sols|><|sot|>Gru tries recursion<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0wap3cp4khm01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Meme* --- [*Gru, the long-nosed villain from Despicable Me, presents to the camera with passion, pointing into the air. Behind him is a flipchart*] ## Learn to program --- [*Gru is still presenting...
69
programmerhumor
neupanedinesh_
e2wnwl
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
46,330
programmerhumor
ChrisFromIT
f8y7wxf
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hackathons, where you learn the true meaning of technical debt.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,364
programmerhumor
backgammon_no
f8yv2j9
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hackathons, where you learn the true meaning of technical debt.<|eor|><|sor|>And the 80-20 rule<|eor|><|sor|>Can you elaborate in this context?<|eor|><|sor|>It's used in a lot of places, but with rega...
2,877
programmerhumor
hyrumwhite
f8ysmdw
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hackathons, where you learn the true meaning of technical debt.<|eor|><|sor|>And the 80-20 rule<|eor|><|sor|>Can you elaborate in this context?<|eor|><|sor|>It's used in a lot of places, but with rega...
2,773
programmerhumor
Turksarama
f8yc16y
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>90% of development time is testing. Want to release software quickly? Just don't test!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,170
programmerhumor
hyrumwhite
f8yqfvt
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hackathons, where you learn the true meaning of technical debt.<|eor|><|sor|>And the 80-20 rule<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,696
programmerhumor
jmack2424
f8yggqp
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>90% of development time is testing. Want to release software quickly? Just don't test!<|eor|><|sor|>Thats what production is for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,565
programmerhumor
xtothel
f8yvkly
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hackathons, where you learn the true meaning of technical debt.<|eor|><|sor|>And the 80-20 rule<|eor|><|sor|>Can you elaborate in this context?<|eor|><|sor|>It's used in a lot of places, but with rega...
1,137
programmerhumor
TheSquare_NL
f8ybdh6
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the whole application is hardcoded in the hackathon. So adding the icon would require rebuilding the entire application<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
770
programmerhumor
MegaComrade53
f8yrui5
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hackathons, where you learn the true meaning of technical debt.<|eor|><|sor|>And the 80-20 rule<|eor|><|sor|>Can you elaborate in this context?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
751
programmerhumor
all_hail_cobra
f8yp88u
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>- Fill a change request on the project. - Have the UI/UX team involved so they can tell you the icon's meaning is not clear enough for a regular user so they'll make you a new one. - Actually add t...
680
programmerhumor
Luk164
f8yh20l
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>90% of development time is testing. Want to release software quickly? Just don't test!<|eor|><|sor|>Thats what production is for.<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm, took me weeks to persuade my boss to add bet...
605
programmerhumor
quasarj
f8yw8a3
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hackathons, where you learn the true meaning of technical debt.<|eor|><|sor|>And the 80-20 rule<|eor|><|sor|>Can you elaborate in this context?<|eor|><|sor|>It's used in a lot of places, but with rega...
572
programmerhumor
Mirokira
f8yn6bz
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>90% of development time is testing. Want to release software quickly? Just don't test!<|eor|><|sor|>Thats what production is for.<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm, took me weeks to persuade my boss to add bet...
448
programmerhumor
conancat
f8yzbhl
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hackathons, where you learn the true meaning of technical debt.<|eor|><|sor|>And the 80-20 rule<|eor|><|sor|>Can you elaborate in this context?<|eor|><|sor|>It's used in a lot of places, but with rega...
349
programmerhumor
SkylerWiernik
f8ysyzb
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the whole application is hardcoded in the hackathon. So adding the icon would require rebuilding the entire application<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah. I just went to my first. We spent 3 of the 4 hours tr...
287
programmerhumor
Mr_Redstoner
f8yk0mo
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>90% of development time is testing. Want to release software quickly? Just don't test!<|eor|><|sor|>Thats what production is for.<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm, took me weeks to persuade my boss to add bet...
262
programmerhumor
jamnjustin
f8yscs7
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>- Fill a change request on the project. - Have the UI/UX team involved so they can tell you the icon's meaning is not clear enough for a regular user so they'll make you a new one. - Actually add t...
235
programmerhumor
LarrySoetoro
f8yt1p4
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because hackathons don't use jira<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
225
programmerhumor
xoxota99
f8z67tw
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And the 80-20 rule<|eor|><|sor|>Can you elaborate in this context?<|eor|><|sor|>It's used in a lot of places, but with regard to programming it's thought of like so: the remaining 20% of the work usua...
217
programmerhumor
8euztnrqvn
f8yhyp3
<|sols|><|sot|>Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvrpt44due141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like that allegory. You can perform very effectively for a short timespan because you prepare extensively. You wouldn't ask a marathon runner to run a marathon every single day, they would probably...
207
programmerhumor
MrMartin777
pjiwyg
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
46,323
programmerhumor
MischiefArchitect
hbwsl1q
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> init() Imagine their confusion with that method.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,019
programmerhumor
Amish_guy_with_WiFi
hbx6stu
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>clearly what the world needs is a plugin called postcss-british<|eor|><|sor|>You think that doesn't exist?<|eor|><|sor|>https://www.npmjs.com/package/postcss-colour<|eor|><|sor|>>PostCSS Colourlets you use defi...
2,043
programmerhumor
ComputerSciencePupil
hbwuih1
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>r/ProgrammerHumour<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,409
programmerhumor
crozone
hbx1u78
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> init() Imagine their confusion with that method.<|eor|><|sor|>It beats having to write `Initialize()` with a z...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,305
programmerhumor
mirsella
hbx1ray
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>clearly what the world needs is a plugin called postcss-british<|eor|><|sor|>You think that doesn't exist?<|eor|><|sor|>https://www.npmjs.com/package/postcss-colour<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,304
programmerhumor
AlwaysNinjaBusiness
hbwwig0
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Swedish devs when using decimal point instead of decimal comma in any programming language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,033
programmerhumor
theg721
hbx3lc9
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This and center vs centre<|eor|><|sor|>Grey/Gray too<|eor|><|sor|>Tbh I'm American and I can never remember which spelling we're supposed to use<|eor|><|sor|>A for American, E for English<|eor|><|eols|><|endoft...
1,001
programmerhumor
DerGsicht
hbwt554
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This and center vs centre<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
986
programmerhumor
DemienDrost
hbwzwiy
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>clearly what the world needs is a plugin called postcss-british<|eor|><|sor|>You think that doesn't exist?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
810
programmerhumor
thebobbrom
hbx874y
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> init() Imagine their confusion with that method.<|eor|><|sor|>`init(bruv)`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
705
programmerhumor
theg721
hbwv99k
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This and center vs centre<|eor|><|sor|>Grey/Gray too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
599
programmerhumor
Clashin_Creepers
hbx3dih
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This and center vs centre<|eor|><|sor|>Grey/Gray too<|eor|><|sor|>Tbh I'm American and I can never remember which spelling we're supposed to use<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
589
programmerhumor
MischiefArchitect
hbx208k
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> init() Imagine their confusion with that method.<|eor|><|sor|>It beats having to write `Initialize()` with a z...<|eor|><|sor|>Innit?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
583
programmerhumor
BennyTheSen
hbx1kj1
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Swedish devs when using decimal point instead of decimal comma in any programming language.<|eor|><|sor|>As German I share your pain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
455
programmerhumor
refreshfr
hbx4och
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This and center vs centre<|eor|><|sor|>Grey/Gray too<|eor|><|sor|>Tbh I'm American and I can never remember which spelling we're supposed to use<|eor|><|sor|>A for American, E for English<|eor|><|sor|>Damn, it ...
378
programmerhumor
Xtr0
hbx4qxu
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>r/ProgrammerHumour<|eor|><|sor|>r/LostRedditours<|eor|><|sor|>/r/wooooush<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
351
programmerhumor
Salsaric
hbxh3x2
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>clearly what the world needs is a plugin called postcss-british<|eor|><|sor|>You think that doesn't exist?<|eor|><|sor|>https://www.npmjs.com/package/postcss-colour<|eor|><|sor|>>PostCSS Colourlets you use defi...
348
programmerhumor
Shamrock5
hbx3l8l
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>r/ProgrammerHumour<|eor|><|sor|>r/LostRedditours<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
331
programmerhumor
Xtr0
hbx4x51
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts my soul to type 'color'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3l1d55j3k1m71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>r/ProgrammerHumour<|eor|><|sor|>r/LostRedditours<|eor|><|sor|>/r/wooooush<|eor|><|sor|>Read my comment again, fam.<|eor|><|sor|>Check mine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
314
programmerhumor
rinuxx
yejmqs
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
46,312
programmerhumor
Oleg152
ityj0yb
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's me. https://www.reddit.com/r/Warthunder/comments/ye40h0/boo_hoo_i_dont_like_the_game_so_i_have_to_ruin_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_but...
1,207
programmerhumor
deanrihpee
ityoklj
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No sir, I'm not DDOSing the government servers, I just stress testing it and see if the infrastructure is well prepared for such occasions!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,184
programmerhumor
FillingUpTheDatabase
itysjb4
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does that mean DDOSing is just surprise stress testing?<|eor|><|sor|>Just like how a data breach is a surprise offsite backup<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
695
programmerhumor
Hk-Neowizard
ityff54
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Every time I release a feature, I'm stress testing our Coralogix, and tickets system. We usually finish the stress test immediately after rolling out the bug fix release.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
658
programmerhumor
SnooPuppers1978
ityy80o
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No sir, I'm not DDOSing the government servers, I just stress testing it and see if the infrastructure is well prepared for such occasions!<|eor|><|sor|>If gov servers weren't asking for it, they shouldn't h...
536
programmerhumor
TheManyMilesWeWalk
itys2er
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does that mean DDOSing is just surprise stress testing?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
480
programmerhumor
BoJackHorseMan53
ityte0l
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does that mean DDOSing is just surprise stress testing?<|eor|><|sor|>Just like how a data breach is a surprise offsite backup<|eor|><|sor|>And leaking your source code is just surprise open sourcing<|eor|...
329
programmerhumor
gabrielesilinic
ityev9u
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"where you backing up his hard drive? Logging in and logging out? Oh god there are a lot of computer terms that sound dirty" - Stewie from family guy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
294
programmerhumor
rinuxx
ityo9we
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's me. https://www.reddit.com/r/Warthunder/comments/ye40h0/boo_hoo_i_dont_like_the_game_so_i_have_to_ruin_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_but...
235
programmerhumor
arkai25
ityrv8x
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Every time I release a feature, I'm stress testing our Coralogix, and tickets system. We usually finish the stress test immediately after rolling out the bug fix release.<|eor|><|sor|>At least you do it cons...
178
programmerhumor
deanrihpee
ityygql
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No sir, I'm not DDOSing the government servers, I just stress testing it and see if the infrastructure is well prepared for such occasions!<|eor|><|sor|>If gov servers weren't asking for it, they shouldn't h...
164
programmerhumor
Tokumeiko2
ityucko
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does that mean DDOSing is just surprise stress testing?<|eor|><|sor|>Just like how a data breach is a surprise offsite backup<|eor|><|sor|>And leaking your source code is just surprise open sourcing<|eor|...
142
programmerhumor
Oleg152
ityr47c
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's me. https://www.reddit.com/r/Warthunder/comments/ye40h0/boo_hoo_i_dont_like_the_game_so_i_have_to_ruin_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_but...
107
programmerhumor
Lonelybiscuit07
itywa8g
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Every time I release a feature, I'm stress testing our Coralogix, and tickets system. We usually finish the stress test immediately after rolling out the bug fix release.<|eor|><|sor|>At least you do it cons...
106
programmerhumor
unidentical_poem
ityrzkx
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once, a coworker of mine worked on a script that crawled some data from a website we used in our business. To make sure, we do not ddos them, he inserted a 5 second delay between each call. Unfortunately, he...
92
programmerhumor
Cheese_Grater101
itz13q9
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No sir, I'm not DDOSing the government servers, I just stress testing it and see if the infrastructure is well prepared for such occasions!<|eor|><|sor|>If gov servers weren't asking for it, they shouldn't h...
90
programmerhumor
Zaros262
itz0sgz
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No sir, I'm not DDOSing the government servers, I just stress testing it and see if the infrastructure is well prepared for such occasions!<|eor|><|sor|>It's only DDOSing when it's from the DDOS region of ne...
78
programmerhumor
lucidspoon
ityy80q
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does that mean DDOSing is just surprise stress testing?<|eor|><|sor|>I'm a solo dev at a small non-tech company, and shortly after I started, the system was acting strange, so I checked the server and log...
72
programmerhumor
8lazy
ityx74v
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"where you backing up his hard drive? Logging in and logging out? Oh god there are a lot of computer terms that sound dirty" - Stewie from family guy<|eor|><|sor|>Masters and slaves<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex...
70
programmerhumor
deanrihpee
ityxpmz
<|sols|><|sot|>just found it funny for some reason<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n2b8kncjtbw91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No sir, I'm not DDOSing the government servers, I just stress testing it and see if the infrastructure is well prepared for such occasions!<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>You wish what was on this sub m...
67
programmerhumor
hmo0tah
1079486
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
46,293
programmerhumor
C0lde-
j3l77rc
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't care if it's real or not, "they're putting me in charge of the kilobytes" is the most hilarious thing I've read today.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
14,203
programmerhumor
itsgoingtobeebanned
j3l60b9
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Standard reddit. Successful post gets a copycat troll post clearly poking fun at the original post.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
9,019
programmerhumor
ren3f
j3l7p7e
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Standard reddit. Successful post gets a copycat troll post clearly poking fun at the original post.<|eor|><|sor|>And then somebody who sees the connection makes a screenshot and posts that on the same subreddit again. An...
4,201
programmerhumor
NoMansSkyWasAlright
j3lazdj
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't care if it's real or not, "they're putting me in charge of the kilobytes" is the most hilarious thing I've read today.<|eor|><|sor|>Definitely going to use Im in charge of the kilobytes at some point in the near ...
4,078
programmerhumor
road_laya
j3lbljt
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't care if it's real or not, "they're putting me in charge of the kilobytes" is the most hilarious thing I've read today.<|eor|><|sor|>Definitely going to use Im in charge of the kilobytes at some point in the near ...
3,292
programmerhumor
techieguy009
j3l4fsu
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Intrigued/concerned by Reddit usernamerapist_fox going on date!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,943
programmerhumor
Historical-Flow-1820
j3lm2ms
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that I have been put in charge of the kilobytes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,659
programmerhumor
jamcdonald120
j3lbv1n
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Standard reddit. Successful post gets a copycat troll post clearly poking fun at the original post.<|eor|><|sor|>And then somebody who sees the connection makes a screenshot and posts that on the same subreddit again. An...
1,663
programmerhumor
NoMansSkyWasAlright
j3lc2s3
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't care if it's real or not, "they're putting me in charge of the kilobytes" is the most hilarious thing I've read today.<|eor|><|sor|>Definitely going to use Im in charge of the kilobytes at some point in the near ...
1,494
programmerhumor
WinstonTheAssassin
j3l5cay
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Intrigued/concerned by Reddit usernamerapist_fox going on date!!<|eor|><|sor|>Yea, a fox can't rap. Seems sus.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,036
programmerhumor
Logicaldump
j3lea4c
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He needs to consider changing his username first.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
849
programmerhumor
imdefinitelywong
j3lchqy
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Standard reddit. Successful post gets a copycat troll post clearly poking fun at the original post.<|eor|><|sor|>And then somebody who sees the connection makes a screenshot and posts that on the same subreddit again. An...
796
programmerhumor
road_laya
j3lea7t
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't care if it's real or not, "they're putting me in charge of the kilobytes" is the most hilarious thing I've read today.<|eor|><|sor|>Definitely going to use Im in charge of the kilobytes at some point in the near ...
685
programmerhumor
ChocolateUnlucky1214
j3lcs40
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Standard reddit. Successful post gets a copycat troll post clearly poking fun at the original post.<|eor|><|sor|>And then somebody who sees the connection makes a screenshot and posts that on the same subreddit again. An...
629
programmerhumor
ColdJackle
j3ld94b
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Standard reddit. Successful post gets a copycat troll post clearly poking fun at the original post.<|eor|><|sor|>And then somebody who sees the connection makes a screenshot and posts that on the same subreddit again. An...
442
programmerhumor
mrSunshine-_
j3lduks
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ask if he's more into backend or frontend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
431
programmerhumor
4XLlentMeSomeMoney
j3l7upu
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's called trolling, but it does inspire jokes, so who cares?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
377
programmerhumor
fatrobin72
j3lmjuh
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't care if it's real or not, "they're putting me in charge of the kilobytes" is the most hilarious thing I've read today.<|eor|><|sor|>Definitely going to use Im in charge of the kilobytes at some point in the near ...
377
programmerhumor
darkerthoughts
j3lpcjt
<|sols|><|sot|>So what is going on ??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cpj8mezoazaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that I have been put in charge of the kilobytes.<|eor|><|sor|>What is that in imperial unit?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
323
programmerhumor
Monsi_Boy
k9lpv2
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
46,233
programmerhumor
trashtrottingtrout
gf54k6y
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> Age: 250 - 253 Dat precision tho<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,695
programmerhumor
skyskr4per
gf5699s
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gender: doom<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,573
programmerhumor
mr_smith24
gf57z8b
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Parents didnt believe there was a ghost in my room. So I spent years of my live learning to code so I could build this program to prove them wrong. What u gonna say now mom and dad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endo...
2,880
programmerhumor
icemannathann
gf59l4l
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> Age: 250 - 253 Dat precision tho<|eor|><|sor|>I didn't think they looked a day over 247<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,017
programmerhumor
Endercheif
gf5e8jg
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Parents didnt believe there was a ghost in my room. So I spent years of my live learning to code so I could build this program to prove them wrong. What u gonna say now mom and dad.<|eor|><|sor|>Please ...
1,282