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programmerhumor | MurdoMaclachlan | j17xvng | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
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**v**, @veekorbes
pros:
\- had fun with computer codes
cons:
\- 4:31AM
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too!... | 142 |
programmerhumor | MischiefArchitect | j17wn8m | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: wrong timezone<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | bb1950328 | j18bygx | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4:04 am sleep not found<|eor|><|sor|>4:03 am: sleep forbidden
5:03am: sleep unavailable<|eor|><|sor|>4:01 unauthorized<|eor|><|sor|>2:00 ok<|eor|><|sor|>3:02 Found sleep
4:05 Method of sleep not allowed
4:10 Sleep gone<|eor|... | 128 |
programmerhumor | Runixo | j18e7d9 | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4:04 am sleep not found<|eor|><|sor|>4:03 am: sleep forbidden
5:03am: sleep unavailable<|eor|><|sor|>4:01 unauthorized<|eor|><|sor|>2:00 ok<|eor|><|sor|>3:02 Found sleep
4:05 Method of sleep not allowed
4:10 Sleep gone<|eor|... | 118 |
programmerhumor | thebryguy23 | j18h5ak | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4:04 am sleep not found<|eor|><|sor|>4:03 am: sleep forbidden
5:03am: sleep unavailable<|eor|><|sor|>4:01 unauthorized<|eor|><|sor|>2:00 ok<|eor|><|sor|>3:02 Found sleep
4:05 Method of sleep not allowed
4:10 Sleep gone<|eor|... | 116 |
programmerhumor | SexyMuon | j17zghb | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
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**v**, @veekorbes
pros:
\- had fun with computer codes
cons:
\- 4:31AM
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too!... | 104 |
programmerhumor | aggelalex | j189nqg | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't think there is a plural of code in programming. It's the one code, the mother code if you will, the ultimate representation of the logic of man from which all wisdom springs. "Codes" is for like, areas and stuff<|eor|><|... | 98 |
programmerhumor | No-Maximum-9087 | j1862ty | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sleep is more important than your profession.
Get at least 8 to 9 hours of sleep.
Because you are not special.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | bakshup | 10gtbrm | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,470 |
programmerhumor | HealthyStonksBoys | j55gy43 | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got laid off today at Citibank. This is the same company that hired so many programmers I spent a year on bench getting paid to do nothing. The job was a joke with how little work there was. The company was so flush with ca... | 8,948 |
programmerhumor | Affectionate-Set4208 | j55g5go | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Might add a few ```sleep(4000)``` as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah you have to be more creative, maybe add 3 sleeps, where one of them is necessary, so if they send the intern to fix it, he will break it even more<|eor|><|eols|><|endoft... | 3,533 |
programmerhumor | cmckone | j55j0bt | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So what is the bug and how can we exploit it? lol<|eor|><|sor|>If you buy over $1000 worth of stuff on amazon it will charge you 0! But itll look like the full price. You just have to be patient<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,290 |
programmerhumor | Hot-Category2986 | j55a3kr | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So what is the bug and how can we exploit it? lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,056 |
programmerhumor | sneakyysampson | j54zrly | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Leaders have been edging :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,624 |
programmerhumor | webauteur | j55ht7g | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got laid off today at Citibank. This is the same company that hired so many programmers I spent a year on bench getting paid to do nothing. The job was a joke with how little work there was. The company was so flush with ca... | 2,224 |
programmerhumor | DontListenToMe33 | j55d5x3 | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It amazes me that companies do rounds of layoffs. I get that they want to spread out the impact to the business, but its just completely awful for morale. Everyone gets put on edge and the best people (those who the company proba... | 2,124 |
programmerhumor | No-Witness2349 | j55u6mj | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Might add a few ```sleep(4000)``` as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah you have to be more creative, maybe add 3 sleeps, where one of them is necessary, so if they send the intern to fix it, he will break it even more<|eor|><|sor|>An intent... | 1,980 |
programmerhumor | reallylamelol | j56luzt | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm at Amazon and luckily made it passed the layoffs-- however, the senior SDE that held the weight of our entire application/system jumped ship before the layoffs hit. The entire project was safe, so he wouldn't have been affect... | 1,913 |
programmerhumor | bridekiller | j55odqh | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got laid off today at Citibank. This is the same company that hired so many programmers I spent a year on bench getting paid to do nothing. The job was a joke with how little work there was. The company was so flush with ca... | 1,889 |
programmerhumor | Gnubeutel | j56178c | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>plot twist: there was no bug. But now the entire department is reviewing recent code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,512 |
programmerhumor | LovingOnOccasion | j55tvqk | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got laid off today at Citibank. This is the same company that hired so many programmers I spent a year on bench getting paid to do nothing. The job was a joke with how little work there was. The company was so flush with ca... | 1,216 |
programmerhumor | Aganihm1 | j550rkp | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Leaders have been edging :(<|eor|><|sor|>For 3 months! I don't think I'd be able to last that long, a few hours is a challenge already.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,196 |
programmerhumor | belkarbitterleaf | j554qq5 | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You saw a bug in a CR approved it and there's not a single failed test before prod?<|eor|><|sor|>You guys write tests?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,103 |
programmerhumor | piberryboy | j55t0zk | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got laid off today at Citibank. This is the same company that hired so many programmers I spent a year on bench getting paid to do nothing. The job was a joke with how little work there was. The company was so flush with ca... | 1,071 |
programmerhumor | KharAznable | j54mfc2 | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that malicious intent already. It's one thing you make mistake and merged it but making obvious post bragging about it just make the intention clear.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 963 |
programmerhumor | shapookya | j55q6p4 | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So what is the bug and how can we exploit it? lol<|eor|><|sor|>If you buy over $1000 worth of stuff on amazon it will charge you 0! But itll look like the full price. You just have to be patient<|eor|><|sor|>Nice try, Jeff.<|eor|... | 880 |
programmerhumor | NecroLancerNL | j54lceb | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah! Bugs are a dish, best served cold!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 795 |
programmerhumor | MutatedGlue | j57ow07 | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm at Amazon and luckily made it passed the layoffs-- however, the senior SDE that held the weight of our entire application/system jumped ship before the layoffs hit. The entire project was safe, so he wouldn't have been affect... | 795 |
programmerhumor | Vajaspiritos | zyly1u | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,409 |
programmerhumor | drake321654 | j26l2oo | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>User experience and satisfaction is at the core of every programmer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,904 |
programmerhumor | Procrasturbating | j26xet9 | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I make mine file a ticket.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,083 |
programmerhumor | Dmayak | j26ofye | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>First, they want a programmer boyfriend, but then they complain about being treated as variables.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,859 |
programmerhumor | Timah158 | j27gmgt | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I make mine file a ticket.<|eor|><|sor|>*GF proceeds to submit a ticket for dishes with high priority.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 768 |
programmerhumor | Mortomes | j26u4kf | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>User experience and satisfaction is at the core of every programmer<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's not the size of your stack that matters, but how you use it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 630 |
programmerhumor | LunarDeluge | j26qr63 | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean I fr will do anything to avoid phone calls.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 623 |
programmerhumor | Blind44204 | j26or4k | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>First, they want a programmer boyfriend, but then they complain about being treated as variables.<|eor|><|sor|>Well they throw a fit when you treat them as objects<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 550 |
programmerhumor | Vanny__DeVito | j27rsc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol he also got permissions to access her contacts, location, app data, etc...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 513 |
programmerhumor | britipinojeff | j27ksy9 | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I make mine file a ticket.<|eor|><|sor|>*GF proceeds to submit a ticket for dishes with high priority.<|eor|><|sor|>Every ticket is a Critical or Blocker<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | Roberto410 | j277873 | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I imagine he couldn't be fucked to make it actually work, and just gets a ping notification, and if she's ever in his room and wants to see it work, he is just toggling it behind his back.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | superswan | j27bgb4 | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think thats just an IFTTT shortcut. Took about 60 seconds to make.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | iDreamOfSalsa | j27dyrn | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What she doesn't know is he actually rigged it up to a ChatGPT instance that's trained to talk like him that handles all the conversations.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | SumWon | j27lf0f | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I imagine he couldn't be fucked to make it actually work, and just gets a ping notification, and if she's ever in his room and wants to see it work, he is just toggling it behind his back.<|eor|><|sor|>It's not that hard to do with an arduin... | 214 |
programmerhumor | FILTER_OUT_T_D | j27ojfe | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>User experience and satisfaction is at the core of every programmer<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's not the size of your stack that matters, but how you use it.<|eor|><|sor|>It overflows almost immediately. Im starting to think ther... | 194 |
programmerhumor | chinese_snow | j27zsd7 | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol he also got permissions to access her contacts, location, app data, etc...<|eor|><|sor|>This guy ~~codes~~ spies<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
programmerhumor | _Repeats_ | j26qrvc | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>First, they want a programmer boyfriend, but then they complain about being treated as variables.<|eor|><|sor|>Well they throw a fit when you treat them as objects<|eor|><|sor|>Should have wrapped the object constructor in a try/catch block.... | 190 |
programmerhumor | PenlessScribe | j27t1b4 | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's never too early in a relationship to set up Pavlovian conditioning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | mejhopola | udqwsp | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,352 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | i6iim8z | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That fridge held a lot more cans than I expected<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,901 |
programmerhumor | Yesterpizza | i6ii72y | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>Seeing how overfilled shelf broke, it was clear they put you on this project because they didn't like you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,432 |
programmerhumor | fuzzycake | i6innc2 | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That sure caused the stack to overflow...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,409 |
programmerhumor | mpeters | i6j8gs7 | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>I've actually had the opposite crazy experience. Removing/changing a comment actually fixed a bug. And no, it wasn't some directive to a pre-processor but an actual comment. Several years ago I worked as th... | 780 |
programmerhumor | Popular_Syllabubs | i6iw7q4 | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That fridge held a lot more cans than I expected<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Node modules. Node modules everywhere<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 488 |
programmerhumor | ExtensionNoise9000 | i6itf1r | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>Seeing how overfilled shelf broke, it was clear they put you on this project because they didn't like you<|eor|><|sor|>Its a constant struggle. Im either the best equipped to handle this legacy code out of ... | 347 |
programmerhumor | IAmASquidInSpace | i6ind0z | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That fridge held a lot more cans than I expected<|eor|><|sor|>Which was probably also the cause for this disaster.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 325 |
programmerhumor | Cyberzombie | i6iv4ir | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That sure caused the stack to overflow...<|eor|><|sor|>Boo. Hiss.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | garuru-san | i6ijc0b | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>Should've gotten coke instead.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 281 |
programmerhumor | tropicbrownthunder | i6iyt3g | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That fridge held a lot more cans than I expected<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Node modules. Node modules everywhere<|eor|><|sor|>npm install *<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | spitfire451 | i6is865 | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>This looks like an old TV ad, am I wrong?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
programmerhumor | yourmomisrich | i6iwblb | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That fridge held a lot more cans than I expected<|eor|><|sor|>Which was probably also the cause for this disaster.<|eor|><|sor|>This is a Pepsi commercial, it was on TV all the time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 225 |
programmerhumor | Popular_Syllabubs | i6j24pl | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That fridge held a lot more cans than I expected<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Node modules. Node modules everywhere<|eor|><|sor|>npm install *<|eor|><|sor|>How to get out of work for the whole day wi... | 198 |
programmerhumor | ktsktsstlstkkrsldt | i6jikpf | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>I've actually had the opposite crazy experience. Removing/changing a comment actually fixed a bug. And no, it wasn't some directive to a pre-processor but an actual comment. Several years ago I worked as th... | 167 |
programmerhumor | mejhopola | i6ikk88 | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>Should've gotten coke instead.<|eor|><|soopr|>Yup. You definitely need coke to work on old codebases!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | Drippyer | i6iww2a | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That fridge held a lot more cans than I expected<|eor|><|sor|>Which was probably also the cause for this disaster.<|eor|><|sor|>This is a Pepsi commercial, it was on TV all the time<|eor|><|sor|>With the Co... | 142 |
programmerhumor | 03Titanium | i6iy3al | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That fridge held a lot more cans than I expected<|eor|><|sor|>Its an ad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | markyonolan | 8stcxy | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,347 |
programmerhumor | jackmaney | e12co6w | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Person from 2018, after traveling back in time to 1969 to explain what Slack is.
Person from 1969: "So, you use warehouses full of memory to...send people pictures of cats and silent bits of movies?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 4,705 |
programmerhumor | kayaker4lifee | e126uuc | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2018: -what're you doing with that 10GB of RAM?
-running Chrome<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,287 |
programmerhumor | satimal | e12e41c | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are you doing with that 25MB of RAM?
Running cortana, which isnt even activated. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,110 |
programmerhumor | efskap | e12i4sp | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Person from 2018, after traveling back in time to 1969 to explain what Slack is.
Person from 1969: "So, you use warehouses full of memory to...send people pictures of cats and silent bits of movies?"<|eor|><|sor|>> pictures ... | 1,660 |
programmerhumor | eloc49 | e129h3p | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2018: -what're you doing with that 10GB of RAM?
-running Chrome<|eor|><|sor|>Thats basically what Slack is doing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,546 |
programmerhumor | db82 | e12dru7 | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Person from 2018, after traveling back in time to 1969 to explain what Slack is.
Person from 1969: "So, you use warehouses full of memory to...send people pictures of cats and silent bits of movies?"<|eor|><|sor|>> pictures ... | 1,451 |
programmerhumor | SirHaxalot | e127ep4 | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>- Sending memes across the room<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,318 |
programmerhumor | caisblogs | e12ipfz | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean the important thing to remember is that spaceflight is MOSTLY an engineering problem. My phone might have more RAM but Apollo 11 had more rocket fuel<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,171 |
programmerhumor | Skrubaso | e12g4mc | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are you doing with that 25MB of RAM?
Running cortana, which isnt even activated. <|eor|><|sor|>damn ive tried so hard to delete cortana and the bitch just wont go away<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 851 |
programmerhumor | Naugahyde_Windpype | e12lmcs | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean the important thing to remember is that spaceflight is MOSTLY an engineering problem. My phone might have more RAM but Apollo 11 had more rocket fuel<|eor|><|sor|>So you're saying our phones need more rocket fuel?<|eor... | 839 |
programmerhumor | unit0ne | e12dkat | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Person from 2018, after traveling back in time to 1969 to explain what Slack is.
Person from 1969: "So, you use warehouses full of memory to...send people pictures of cats and silent bits of movies?"<|eor|><|sor|>omg. I just... | 810 |
programmerhumor | 8bhizzel8 | e12jx51 | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Person from 2018, after traveling back in time to 1969 to explain what Slack is.
Person from 1969: "So, you use warehouses full of memory to...send people pictures of cats and silent bits of movies?"<|eor|><|sor|>> pictures ... | 689 |
programmerhumor | are_a_tree | e12gmu4 | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are you doing with that 25MB of RAM?
Running cortana, which isnt even activated. <|eor|><|sor|>damn ive tried so hard to delete cortana and the bitch just wont go away<|eor|><|sor|>Delete system32 and it will go away. <... | 687 |
programmerhumor | kayaker4lifee | e129vd5 | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2018: -what're you doing with that 10GB of RAM?
-running Chrome<|eor|><|sor|>Thats basically what Slack is doing<|eor|><|sor|>Thats how you write a chat app in a horrible inefficient way<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 654 |
programmerhumor | caisblogs | e12m0mn | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean the important thing to remember is that spaceflight is MOSTLY an engineering problem. My phone might have more RAM but Apollo 11 had more rocket fuel<|eor|><|sor|>So you're saying our phones need more rocket fuel?<|eor... | 478 |
programmerhumor | jackmaney | e12cshh | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2018: -what're you doing with that 10GB of RAM?
-running Chrome<|eor|><|sor|>Thats basically what Slack is doing<|eor|><|sor|>Thats how you write a chat app in a horrible inefficient way<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, but it's not nearly ... | 474 |
programmerhumor | Skrubaso | e12i5xj | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are you doing with that 25MB of RAM?
Running cortana, which isnt even activated. <|eor|><|sor|>damn ive tried so hard to delete cortana and the bitch just wont go away<|eor|><|sor|>Delete system32 and it will go away. <... | 428 |
programmerhumor | PresidentWordSalad | e12pief | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Person from 2018, after traveling back in time to 1969 to explain what Slack is.
Person from 1969: "So, you use warehouses full of memory to...send people pictures of cats and silent bits of movies?"<|eor|><|sor|>> pictures ... | 402 |
programmerhumor | TecnaGammer | e124vp3 | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>-what are you doing with 64 gigabytes of ram?
-running java<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 399 |
programmerhumor | Slackbeing | e12cvh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2018: -what're you doing with that 10GB of RAM?
-running Chrome<|eor|><|sor|>Thats basically what Slack is doing<|eor|><|sor|>Thats how you write a chat app in a horrible inefficient way<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, but it's not nearly ... | 353 |
programmerhumor | nrvz016 | weyp8k | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,305 |
programmerhumor | Mewtwo2387 | iir18tz | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>*"There is a better way of fixing it, but it's fixed already, so whatever, I'm not touching that part again"*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,382 |
programmerhumor | VaderOnReddit | iir4zae | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>*"There is a better way of fixing it, but it's fixed already, so whatever, I'm not touching that part again"*<|eor|><|sor|>_"I can fix it better, if it resurfaces in the future"_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,627 |
programmerhumor | wooshuwu | iir0yly | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah whenever I get ideas and actually try them they usually don't work
Actually one time my problem was so frustrating I thought about it constantly and I even had a dream where I thought that I had (magically) figure... | 1,180 |
programmerhumor | omega_86 | iir86hr | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>*"There is a better way of fixing it, but it's fixed already, so whatever, I'm not touching that part again"*<|eor|><|sor|>_"I can fix it better, if it resurfaces in the future"_<|eor|><|sor|>Then you forgot it because ... | 577 |
programmerhumor | PathRepresentative77 | iiqzood | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like being a researcher<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 502 |
programmerhumor | skugge94 | iir5imu | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah whenever I get ideas and actually try them they usually don't work
Actually one time my problem was so frustrating I thought about it constantly and I even had a dream where I thought that I had (magically) figure... | 372 |
programmerhumor | Zebezd | iir2ijg | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like being a researcher<|eor|><|sor|>Often closely related. You pick something that's usually close to mundane, yet you have to make a novel solution to anyway. Then comes the solving and boy howdy can that go pl... | 240 |
programmerhumor | Darkdoomwewew | iir84tr | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah whenever I get ideas and actually try them they usually don't work
Actually one time my problem was so frustrating I thought about it constantly and I even had a dream where I thought that I had (magically) figure... | 196 |
programmerhumor | Danjelovich | iiqzpj9 | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah it sometimes really is like that <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
programmerhumor | tiznull | iir3wi4 | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is a younger coder mentality. After decades of coding I just get shit done and move on. Its going to get changed, thrown out or rewritten anyways.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | BikramK_umar | iircfh8 | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>*"There is a better way of fixing it, but it's fixed already, so whatever, I'm not touching that part again"*<|eor|><|sor|>_"I can fix it better, if it resurfaces in the future"_<|eor|><|sor|>Then you forgot it because ... | 167 |
programmerhumor | SixBucksAGallon | iir1l4j | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is this normal? I've never experienced this. When the workday's done, I slam the laptop shut and let things rest until next morning. My own projects tend to creep all over, but work stays in company time.<|eor|><|eols|>... | 163 |
programmerhumor | cthorrez | iir64p4 | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>What do you mean there is a better way? It works<|eor|><|sor|>A bike with squared wheels works, but would you use it ?
EDIT: you guys seems to to think about wether its future proof or that it works for now. I was talk... | 160 |
programmerhumor | erinaceus_ | iir5aw3 | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like being a researcher<|eor|><|sor|>Yep. My fiance is a biologist. I told her the way she thinks in the lab is the way a programmer thinks, but numbers and computer code intimidate her.
Im afraid of Bunsen burn... | 124 |
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