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programmerhumor | MurdoMaclachlan | j17xvng | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
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**v**, @veekorbes
pros:
\- had fun with computer codes
cons:
\- 4:31AM
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | MischiefArchitect | j17wn8m | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: wrong timezone<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | bb1950328 | j18bygx | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4:04 am sleep not found<|eor|><|sor|>4:03 am: sleep forbidden
5:03am: sleep unavailable<|eor|><|sor|>4:01 unauthorized<|eor|><|sor|>2:00 ok<|eor|><|sor|>3:02 Found sleep
4:05 Method of sleep not allowed
4:10 Sleep gone<|eor|><|sor|>1:00 continue sleeping
4:06 sleeping not acceptable
4:25 too early<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | Runixo | j18e7d9 | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4:04 am sleep not found<|eor|><|sor|>4:03 am: sleep forbidden
5:03am: sleep unavailable<|eor|><|sor|>4:01 unauthorized<|eor|><|sor|>2:00 ok<|eor|><|sor|>3:02 Found sleep
4:05 Method of sleep not allowed
4:10 Sleep gone<|eor|><|sor|>1:00 continue sleeping
4:06 sleeping not acceptable
4:25 too early<|eor|><|sor|>4:18 the LSD kicked in<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | thebryguy23 | j18h5ak | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4:04 am sleep not found<|eor|><|sor|>4:03 am: sleep forbidden
5:03am: sleep unavailable<|eor|><|sor|>4:01 unauthorized<|eor|><|sor|>2:00 ok<|eor|><|sor|>3:02 Found sleep
4:05 Method of sleep not allowed
4:10 Sleep gone<|eor|><|sor|>1:00 continue sleeping
4:06 sleeping not acceptable
4:25 too early<|eor|><|sor|>4:18 the LSD kicked in<|eor|><|sor|>4:18 oh my God, the teapot is talking<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | SexyMuon | j17zghb | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
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**v**, @veekorbes
pros:
\- had fun with computer codes
cons:
\- 4:31AM
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|soopr|>good human<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | aggelalex | j189nqg | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't think there is a plural of code in programming. It's the one code, the mother code if you will, the ultimate representation of the logic of man from which all wisdom springs. "Codes" is for like, areas and stuff<|eor|><|sor|>The word you're looking for is "uncountable"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | No-Maximum-9087 | j1862ty | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sleep is more important than your profession.
Get at least 8 to 9 hours of sleep.
Because you are not special.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | bakshup | 10gtbrm | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,470 |
programmerhumor | HealthyStonksBoys | j55gy43 | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got laid off today at Citibank. This is the same company that hired so many programmers I spent a year on bench getting paid to do nothing. The job was a joke with how little work there was. The company was so flush with cash they paid millions to have an astronaut on the space station speak to us. Nothing makes sense anymore lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,948 |
programmerhumor | Affectionate-Set4208 | j55g5go | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Might add a few ```sleep(4000)``` as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah you have to be more creative, maybe add 3 sleeps, where one of them is necessary, so if they send the intern to fix it, he will break it even more<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,533 |
programmerhumor | cmckone | j55j0bt | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So what is the bug and how can we exploit it? lol<|eor|><|sor|>If you buy over $1000 worth of stuff on amazon it will charge you 0! But itll look like the full price. You just have to be patient<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,290 |
programmerhumor | Hot-Category2986 | j55a3kr | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So what is the bug and how can we exploit it? lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,056 |
programmerhumor | sneakyysampson | j54zrly | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Leaders have been edging :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,624 |
programmerhumor | webauteur | j55ht7g | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got laid off today at Citibank. This is the same company that hired so many programmers I spent a year on bench getting paid to do nothing. The job was a joke with how little work there was. The company was so flush with cash they paid millions to have an astronaut on the space station speak to us. Nothing makes sense anymore lol<|eor|><|sor|>I work for a non-profit and had nothing to do since they no longer needed a programmer. Fortunately the pandemic shook things up and now I generate monthly reports. I automated that a bit so I still have time to develop new skills.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,224 |
programmerhumor | DontListenToMe33 | j55d5x3 | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It amazes me that companies do rounds of layoffs. I get that they want to spread out the impact to the business, but its just completely awful for morale. Everyone gets put on edge and the best people (those who the company probably wants to keep) will start looking around for new jobs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,124 |
programmerhumor | No-Witness2349 | j55u6mj | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Might add a few ```sleep(4000)``` as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah you have to be more creative, maybe add 3 sleeps, where one of them is necessary, so if they send the intern to fix it, he will break it even more<|eor|><|sor|>An intentional race condition fixed by a sleep, all in the same commit as 5 other useless sleeps. Call it Rushin Roulette.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,980 |
programmerhumor | reallylamelol | j56luzt | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm at Amazon and luckily made it passed the layoffs-- however, the senior SDE that held the weight of our entire application/system jumped ship before the layoffs hit. The entire project was safe, so he wouldn't have been affected, but the looming threat and lack of forward communication was enough to scare him out. Now we're way set back and kinda screwed.
*thumbs up<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,913 |
programmerhumor | bridekiller | j55odqh | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got laid off today at Citibank. This is the same company that hired so many programmers I spent a year on bench getting paid to do nothing. The job was a joke with how little work there was. The company was so flush with cash they paid millions to have an astronaut on the space station speak to us. Nothing makes sense anymore lol<|eor|><|sor|>Our company once hired a motivational rock climber to hype up the sales team. It was all kinds of insane masturbatory nonsense that really got the c suite levels dicks hard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,889 |
programmerhumor | Gnubeutel | j56178c | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>plot twist: there was no bug. But now the entire department is reviewing recent code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,512 |
programmerhumor | LovingOnOccasion | j55tvqk | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got laid off today at Citibank. This is the same company that hired so many programmers I spent a year on bench getting paid to do nothing. The job was a joke with how little work there was. The company was so flush with cash they paid millions to have an astronaut on the space station speak to us. Nothing makes sense anymore lol<|eor|><|sor|>I work for a non-profit and had nothing to do since they no longer needed a programmer. Fortunately the pandemic shook things up and now I generate monthly reports. I automated that a bit so I still have time to develop new skills.<|eor|><|sor|>Please how to get a programmer job doing nothing?<|eor|><|sor|>Same as everything else in life. Luck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,216 |
programmerhumor | Aganihm1 | j550rkp | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Leaders have been edging :(<|eor|><|sor|>For 3 months! I don't think I'd be able to last that long, a few hours is a challenge already.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,196 |
programmerhumor | belkarbitterleaf | j554qq5 | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You saw a bug in a CR approved it and there's not a single failed test before prod?<|eor|><|sor|>You guys write tests?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,103 |
programmerhumor | piberryboy | j55t0zk | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got laid off today at Citibank. This is the same company that hired so many programmers I spent a year on bench getting paid to do nothing. The job was a joke with how little work there was. The company was so flush with cash they paid millions to have an astronaut on the space station speak to us. Nothing makes sense anymore lol<|eor|><|sor|>I work for a non-profit and had nothing to do since they no longer needed a programmer. Fortunately the pandemic shook things up and now I generate monthly reports. I automated that a bit so I still have time to develop new skills.<|eor|><|sor|>Please how to get a programmer job doing nothing?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,071 |
programmerhumor | KharAznable | j54mfc2 | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that malicious intent already. It's one thing you make mistake and merged it but making obvious post bragging about it just make the intention clear.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 963 |
programmerhumor | shapookya | j55q6p4 | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So what is the bug and how can we exploit it? lol<|eor|><|sor|>If you buy over $1000 worth of stuff on amazon it will charge you 0! But itll look like the full price. You just have to be patient<|eor|><|sor|>Nice try, Jeff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 880 |
programmerhumor | NecroLancerNL | j54lceb | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah! Bugs are a dish, best served cold!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 795 |
programmerhumor | MutatedGlue | j57ow07 | <|sols|><|sot|>layoff fiasco<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lt6bsycws7da1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm at Amazon and luckily made it passed the layoffs-- however, the senior SDE that held the weight of our entire application/system jumped ship before the layoffs hit. The entire project was safe, so he wouldn't have been affected, but the looming threat and lack of forward communication was enough to scare him out. Now we're way set back and kinda screwed.
*thumbs up<|eor|><|sor|>They say that a company that does layoffs should expect to lose another 50% of that number to attrition.
For example, if you lay off 100 people, expect an additional 50 to quit.
But Amazon is probably calculating that as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 795 |
programmerhumor | Vajaspiritos | zyly1u | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,409 |
programmerhumor | drake321654 | j26l2oo | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>User experience and satisfaction is at the core of every programmer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,904 |
programmerhumor | Procrasturbating | j26xet9 | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I make mine file a ticket.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,083 |
programmerhumor | Dmayak | j26ofye | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>First, they want a programmer boyfriend, but then they complain about being treated as variables.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,859 |
programmerhumor | Timah158 | j27gmgt | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I make mine file a ticket.<|eor|><|sor|>*GF proceeds to submit a ticket for dishes with high priority.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 768 |
programmerhumor | Mortomes | j26u4kf | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>User experience and satisfaction is at the core of every programmer<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's not the size of your stack that matters, but how you use it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 630 |
programmerhumor | LunarDeluge | j26qr63 | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean I fr will do anything to avoid phone calls.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 623 |
programmerhumor | Blind44204 | j26or4k | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>First, they want a programmer boyfriend, but then they complain about being treated as variables.<|eor|><|sor|>Well they throw a fit when you treat them as objects<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 550 |
programmerhumor | Vanny__DeVito | j27rsc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol he also got permissions to access her contacts, location, app data, etc...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 513 |
programmerhumor | britipinojeff | j27ksy9 | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I make mine file a ticket.<|eor|><|sor|>*GF proceeds to submit a ticket for dishes with high priority.<|eor|><|sor|>Every ticket is a Critical or Blocker<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | Roberto410 | j277873 | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I imagine he couldn't be fucked to make it actually work, and just gets a ping notification, and if she's ever in his room and wants to see it work, he is just toggling it behind his back.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | superswan | j27bgb4 | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think thats just an IFTTT shortcut. Took about 60 seconds to make.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | iDreamOfSalsa | j27dyrn | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What she doesn't know is he actually rigged it up to a ChatGPT instance that's trained to talk like him that handles all the conversations.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | SumWon | j27lf0f | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I imagine he couldn't be fucked to make it actually work, and just gets a ping notification, and if she's ever in his room and wants to see it work, he is just toggling it behind his back.<|eor|><|sor|>It's not that hard to do with an arduino lol. I made a button that texted my girlfriend's phone once. It was cute at first, til I started pressing it with reckless abandon.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | FILTER_OUT_T_D | j27ojfe | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>User experience and satisfaction is at the core of every programmer<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's not the size of your stack that matters, but how you use it.<|eor|><|sor|>It overflows almost immediately. Im starting to think theres a critical bug somewhere.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | chinese_snow | j27zsd7 | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol he also got permissions to access her contacts, location, app data, etc...<|eor|><|sor|>This guy ~~codes~~ spies<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
programmerhumor | _Repeats_ | j26qrvc | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>First, they want a programmer boyfriend, but then they complain about being treated as variables.<|eor|><|sor|>Well they throw a fit when you treat them as objects<|eor|><|sor|>Should have wrapped the object constructor in a try/catch block...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | PenlessScribe | j27t1b4 | <|sols|><|sot|>1<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jeushflu3z8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's never too early in a relationship to set up Pavlovian conditioning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | mejhopola | udqwsp | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,352 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | i6iim8z | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That fridge held a lot more cans than I expected<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,901 |
programmerhumor | Yesterpizza | i6ii72y | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>Seeing how overfilled shelf broke, it was clear they put you on this project because they didn't like you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,432 |
programmerhumor | fuzzycake | i6innc2 | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That sure caused the stack to overflow...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,409 |
programmerhumor | mpeters | i6j8gs7 | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>I've actually had the opposite crazy experience. Removing/changing a comment actually fixed a bug. And no, it wasn't some directive to a pre-processor but an actual comment. Several years ago I worked as the lead developer at a company that built a web application for non-profits and we kept getting complaints from a particular non-profit about strange bugs that just should not happen and no other clients were experiencing. We just chalked it up to user error but they persisted.
So one day I was in-town and decided to visit them so I could watch what they were doing and we could see what the user error was and try to make it not possible. I watched the user try to do something and he immediately hit the bug, but he wasn't doing anything wrong. I opened up my laptop and tried to do the same action, one I'd done many times before, and it also failed in the same way. So I fired up my dev-tools and started to trace through the Javascript code to see what was happening, and sure enough some function calls were not found, even though I knew they were in the code. I then looked at the network tab and saw that attempts to download a particular Javascript file were timing out and thus it was not being loaded. I tried downloading it directly with curl, but still no luck. All of the other JS files were downloading fine, but this one wasn't. What was special about this one?
On a lark I looked at the code in the JS file and noticed a large comment screed about Internet Explorer that used lots of explicit language. Turns out this non-profit had a very strict firewall on-site that would block any profanity and was thus blocking this particular JS file. Removing the comment allowed it through and fixed the bug...
Moral of the story: F\*&# Internet Explorer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 780 |
programmerhumor | Popular_Syllabubs | i6iw7q4 | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That fridge held a lot more cans than I expected<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Node modules. Node modules everywhere<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 488 |
programmerhumor | ExtensionNoise9000 | i6itf1r | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>Seeing how overfilled shelf broke, it was clear they put you on this project because they didn't like you<|eor|><|sor|>Its a constant struggle. Im either the best equipped to handle this legacy code out of all the new hires, or the lead hates me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | IAmASquidInSpace | i6ind0z | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That fridge held a lot more cans than I expected<|eor|><|sor|>Which was probably also the cause for this disaster.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 325 |
programmerhumor | Cyberzombie | i6iv4ir | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That sure caused the stack to overflow...<|eor|><|sor|>Boo. Hiss.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | garuru-san | i6ijc0b | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>Should've gotten coke instead.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 281 |
programmerhumor | tropicbrownthunder | i6iyt3g | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That fridge held a lot more cans than I expected<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Node modules. Node modules everywhere<|eor|><|sor|>npm install *<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | spitfire451 | i6is865 | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>This looks like an old TV ad, am I wrong?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
programmerhumor | yourmomisrich | i6iwblb | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That fridge held a lot more cans than I expected<|eor|><|sor|>Which was probably also the cause for this disaster.<|eor|><|sor|>This is a Pepsi commercial, it was on TV all the time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | Popular_Syllabubs | i6j24pl | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That fridge held a lot more cans than I expected<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Node modules. Node modules everywhere<|eor|><|sor|>npm install *<|eor|><|sor|>How to get out of work for the whole day with this one simple trick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | ktsktsstlstkkrsldt | i6jikpf | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>I've actually had the opposite crazy experience. Removing/changing a comment actually fixed a bug. And no, it wasn't some directive to a pre-processor but an actual comment. Several years ago I worked as the lead developer at a company that built a web application for non-profits and we kept getting complaints from a particular non-profit about strange bugs that just should not happen and no other clients were experiencing. We just chalked it up to user error but they persisted.
So one day I was in-town and decided to visit them so I could watch what they were doing and we could see what the user error was and try to make it not possible. I watched the user try to do something and he immediately hit the bug, but he wasn't doing anything wrong. I opened up my laptop and tried to do the same action, one I'd done many times before, and it also failed in the same way. So I fired up my dev-tools and started to trace through the Javascript code to see what was happening, and sure enough some function calls were not found, even though I knew they were in the code. I then looked at the network tab and saw that attempts to download a particular Javascript file were timing out and thus it was not being loaded. I tried downloading it directly with curl, but still no luck. All of the other JS files were downloading fine, but this one wasn't. What was special about this one?
On a lark I looked at the code in the JS file and noticed a large comment screed about Internet Explorer that used lots of explicit language. Turns out this non-profit had a very strict firewall on-site that would block any profanity and was thus blocking this particular JS file. Removing the comment allowed it through and fixed the bug...
Moral of the story: F\*&# Internet Explorer<|eor|><|sor|>What the fuck...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | mejhopola | i6ikk88 | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>Should've gotten coke instead.<|eor|><|soopr|>Yup. You definitely need coke to work on old codebases!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | Drippyer | i6iww2a | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That fridge held a lot more cans than I expected<|eor|><|sor|>Which was probably also the cause for this disaster.<|eor|><|sor|>This is a Pepsi commercial, it was on TV all the time<|eor|><|sor|>With the Coca Cola logo in better view than the Pepsi logo? Weird choice by the marketing team then.<|eor|><|sor|>It was about the Coca-Cola delivery driver choosing to sneakily drink Pepsi if my memory serves<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | 03Titanium | i6iy3al | <|sols|><|sot|>/* !!! Do not modify this comment !!! */<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/eegvgigbl8w81<|eol|><|sor|>That fridge held a lot more cans than I expected<|eor|><|sor|>Its an ad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | markyonolan | 8stcxy | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,347 |
programmerhumor | jackmaney | e12co6w | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Person from 2018, after traveling back in time to 1969 to explain what Slack is.
Person from 1969: "So, you use warehouses full of memory to...send people pictures of cats and silent bits of movies?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,705 |
programmerhumor | kayaker4lifee | e126uuc | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2018: -what're you doing with that 10GB of RAM?
-running Chrome<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,287 |
programmerhumor | satimal | e12e41c | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are you doing with that 25MB of RAM?
Running cortana, which isnt even activated. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,110 |
programmerhumor | efskap | e12i4sp | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Person from 2018, after traveling back in time to 1969 to explain what Slack is.
Person from 1969: "So, you use warehouses full of memory to...send people pictures of cats and silent bits of movies?"<|eor|><|sor|>> pictures of cats
I think those were popular from the getgo.<|eor|><|sor|>This is true
[lolcat from 1905 ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Harry_Whittier_Frees_-_What%27s_Delaying_My_Dinner.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,660 |
programmerhumor | eloc49 | e129h3p | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2018: -what're you doing with that 10GB of RAM?
-running Chrome<|eor|><|sor|>Thats basically what Slack is doing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,546 |
programmerhumor | db82 | e12dru7 | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Person from 2018, after traveling back in time to 1969 to explain what Slack is.
Person from 1969: "So, you use warehouses full of memory to...send people pictures of cats and silent bits of movies?"<|eor|><|sor|>> pictures of cats
I think those were popular from the getgo.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,451 |
programmerhumor | SirHaxalot | e127ep4 | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>- Sending memes across the room<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,318 |
programmerhumor | caisblogs | e12ipfz | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean the important thing to remember is that spaceflight is MOSTLY an engineering problem. My phone might have more RAM but Apollo 11 had more rocket fuel<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,171 |
programmerhumor | Skrubaso | e12g4mc | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are you doing with that 25MB of RAM?
Running cortana, which isnt even activated. <|eor|><|sor|>damn ive tried so hard to delete cortana and the bitch just wont go away<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 851 |
programmerhumor | Naugahyde_Windpype | e12lmcs | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean the important thing to remember is that spaceflight is MOSTLY an engineering problem. My phone might have more RAM but Apollo 11 had more rocket fuel<|eor|><|sor|>So you're saying our phones need more rocket fuel?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 839 |
programmerhumor | unit0ne | e12dkat | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Person from 2018, after traveling back in time to 1969 to explain what Slack is.
Person from 1969: "So, you use warehouses full of memory to...send people pictures of cats and silent bits of movies?"<|eor|><|sor|>omg. I just realized that gifs are silent short films.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 810 |
programmerhumor | 8bhizzel8 | e12jx51 | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Person from 2018, after traveling back in time to 1969 to explain what Slack is.
Person from 1969: "So, you use warehouses full of memory to...send people pictures of cats and silent bits of movies?"<|eor|><|sor|>> pictures of cats
I think those were popular from the getgo.<|eor|><|sor|>This is true
[lolcat from 1905 ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Harry_Whittier_Frees_-_What%27s_Delaying_My_Dinner.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>I love the text at the bottom.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 689 |
programmerhumor | are_a_tree | e12gmu4 | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are you doing with that 25MB of RAM?
Running cortana, which isnt even activated. <|eor|><|sor|>damn ive tried so hard to delete cortana and the bitch just wont go away<|eor|><|sor|>Delete system32 and it will go away. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 687 |
programmerhumor | kayaker4lifee | e129vd5 | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2018: -what're you doing with that 10GB of RAM?
-running Chrome<|eor|><|sor|>Thats basically what Slack is doing<|eor|><|sor|>Thats how you write a chat app in a horrible inefficient way<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 654 |
programmerhumor | caisblogs | e12m0mn | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean the important thing to remember is that spaceflight is MOSTLY an engineering problem. My phone might have more RAM but Apollo 11 had more rocket fuel<|eor|><|sor|>So you're saying our phones need more rocket fuel?<|eor|><|sor|>Well what else are we going to do with the space saved from headphone jacks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | jackmaney | e12cshh | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2018: -what're you doing with that 10GB of RAM?
-running Chrome<|eor|><|sor|>Thats basically what Slack is doing<|eor|><|sor|>Thats how you write a chat app in a horrible inefficient way<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, but it's not nearly secure enough. When the Slack for Enterprise client is started up, it creates a new virtual machine sandbox on the fly that runs an instance of Slack. /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | Skrubaso | e12i5xj | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are you doing with that 25MB of RAM?
Running cortana, which isnt even activated. <|eor|><|sor|>damn ive tried so hard to delete cortana and the bitch just wont go away<|eor|><|sor|>Delete system32 and it will go away. <|eor|><|sor|>oh thanks im trying it out right n<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 428 |
programmerhumor | PresidentWordSalad | e12pief | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Person from 2018, after traveling back in time to 1969 to explain what Slack is.
Person from 1969: "So, you use warehouses full of memory to...send people pictures of cats and silent bits of movies?"<|eor|><|sor|>> pictures of cats
I think those were popular from the getgo.<|eor|><|sor|>This is true
[lolcat from 1905 ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Harry_Whittier_Frees_-_What%27s_Delaying_My_Dinner.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>I love the text at the bottom.<|eor|><|sor|>Some things never change. Literally. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 402 |
programmerhumor | TecnaGammer | e124vp3 | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>-what are you doing with 64 gigabytes of ram?
-running java<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 399 |
programmerhumor | Slackbeing | e12cvh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>How times change!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xdeuvueutd511.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2018: -what're you doing with that 10GB of RAM?
-running Chrome<|eor|><|sor|>Thats basically what Slack is doing<|eor|><|sor|>Thats how you write a chat app in a horrible inefficient way<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, but it's not nearly secure enough. When the Slack for Enterprise client is started up, it creates a new virtual machine sandbox on the fly that runs an instance of Slack. /s<|eor|><|sor|>Inside docker containers of course<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | nrvz016 | weyp8k | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,305 |
programmerhumor | Mewtwo2387 | iir18tz | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>*"There is a better way of fixing it, but it's fixed already, so whatever, I'm not touching that part again"*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,382 |
programmerhumor | VaderOnReddit | iir4zae | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>*"There is a better way of fixing it, but it's fixed already, so whatever, I'm not touching that part again"*<|eor|><|sor|>_"I can fix it better, if it resurfaces in the future"_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,627 |
programmerhumor | wooshuwu | iir0yly | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah whenever I get ideas and actually try them they usually don't work
Actually one time my problem was so frustrating I thought about it constantly and I even had a dream where I thought that I had (magically) figured it out and gotten it to work then when I woke up I had to realize the disappointment that I still didn't know how to fix it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,180 |
programmerhumor | omega_86 | iir86hr | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>*"There is a better way of fixing it, but it's fixed already, so whatever, I'm not touching that part again"*<|eor|><|sor|>_"I can fix it better, if it resurfaces in the future"_<|eor|><|sor|>Then you forgot it because you did a bazillion different stuff during the 4 months after...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 577 |
programmerhumor | PathRepresentative77 | iiqzood | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like being a researcher<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 502 |
programmerhumor | skugge94 | iir5imu | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah whenever I get ideas and actually try them they usually don't work
Actually one time my problem was so frustrating I thought about it constantly and I even had a dream where I thought that I had (magically) figured it out and gotten it to work then when I woke up I had to realize the disappointment that I still didn't know how to fix it<|eor|><|sor|>I once thought all day about a problem. Went to sleep and 8h later solution just came to me lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 372 |
programmerhumor | Zebezd | iir2ijg | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like being a researcher<|eor|><|sor|>Often closely related. You pick something that's usually close to mundane, yet you have to make a novel solution to anyway. Then comes the solving and boy howdy can that go places before you scrap the entire thing for a better approach.
Other times of course programming can be painfully pedestrian, just slapping together known components in predictable order, idk if researchers feel the same<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
programmerhumor | Darkdoomwewew | iir84tr | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah whenever I get ideas and actually try them they usually don't work
Actually one time my problem was so frustrating I thought about it constantly and I even had a dream where I thought that I had (magically) figured it out and gotten it to work then when I woke up I had to realize the disappointment that I still didn't know how to fix it<|eor|><|sor|>I once thought all day about a problem. Went to sleep and 8h later solution just came to me lol<|eor|><|sor|>Happens more than I care to admit. Apparently my sleeping brain is a far better debugger than I am.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | Danjelovich | iiqzpj9 | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah it sometimes really is like that <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
programmerhumor | tiznull | iir3wi4 | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is a younger coder mentality. After decades of coding I just get shit done and move on. Its going to get changed, thrown out or rewritten anyways.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | BikramK_umar | iircfh8 | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>*"There is a better way of fixing it, but it's fixed already, so whatever, I'm not touching that part again"*<|eor|><|sor|>_"I can fix it better, if it resurfaces in the future"_<|eor|><|sor|>Then you forgot it because you did a bazillion different stuff during the 4 months after...<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Do you really think we can do that? I mean, we don't even add comments to the code, and you are saying to write everything down.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | SixBucksAGallon | iir1l4j | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is this normal? I've never experienced this. When the workday's done, I slam the laptop shut and let things rest until next morning. My own projects tend to creep all over, but work stays in company time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | cthorrez | iir64p4 | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>What do you mean there is a better way? It works<|eor|><|sor|>A bike with squared wheels works, but would you use it ?
EDIT: you guys seems to to think about wether its future proof or that it works for now. I was talking about performances, if you can get the bike to go forward, yes it works, but its far from optimized. Thats a valid reason to rewrite a code.
EDIT 2: I thought one could ride a bike with square wheels given enough force. Its apparently extremely difficult without the appropriate floor (wavy). I should have said octogonal wheels. Thats on me, my bad, my physics are trash.<|eor|><|sor|>You think a bike with square wheels works??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | erinaceus_ | iir5aw3 | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like being a researcher<|eor|><|sor|>Yep. My fiance is a biologist. I told her the way she thinks in the lab is the way a programmer thinks, but numbers and computer code intimidate her.
Im afraid of Bunsen burners so I guess its equal<|eor|><|sor|>>Im afraid of Bunsen burners so I guess its equal
The trick is to realize that the Bunsen burners are much more afraid of you than you are of them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
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