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programmerhumor
Pr04merican
gf5d5kw
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gender: doom<|eor|><|sor|>Whats in your pants?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
878
programmerhumor
skyskr4per
gf5dh5f
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gender: doom<|eor|><|sor|>Whats in your pants?<|eor|><|sor|>Evil<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
826
programmerhumor
njsiah
gf5faxj
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Parents didnt believe there was a ghost in my room. So I spent years of my live learning to code so I could build this program to prove them wrong. What u gonna say now mom and dad.<|eor|><|sor|>Please son, stop living in the basement, you're 37 now. Get a job and get a place to live.<|eor|><|sor|>The algorithm says I could be 25 MOM!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
771
programmerhumor
fr0z_n
gf5iqkk
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> Age: 250 - 253 Dat precision tho<|eor|><|sor|>I didn't think they looked a day over 247<|eor|><|sor|>They must moisturize every day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
497
programmerhumor
krohtg12
gf58ubv
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Run*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
481
programmerhumor
OneOfDozDeservesGold
gf5mbn7
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> Age: 250 - 253 Dat precision tho<|eor|><|sor|>I didn't think they looked a day over 247<|eor|><|sor|>They must moisturize every day<|eor|><|sor|>With the blood of their 25-28 year old victims.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
379
programmerhumor
ChangNoi97
gf5mmir
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gender: doom<|eor|><|sor|>Whats in your pants?<|eor|><|sor|>Evil<|eor|><|sor|>And the back?<|eor|><|sor|>double-barrel shotgun<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
338
programmerhumor
Rigld_
gf51x20
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who needs kinect?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
329
programmerhumor
echohosefire
gf53w6j
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Shit, SOMEONE CALL GHOSTBUSTERS!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
288
programmerhumor
siccoblue
gf5lx6q
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gender: doom<|eor|><|sor|>Whats in your pants?<|eor|><|sor|>Evil<|eor|><|sor|>And the back?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
288
programmerhumor
hoss_pumpkin
gf5cedl
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Run*<|eor|><|sor|>Da dun dun dun dun dun..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
251
programmerhumor
hitaishi_1
gf5ddmq
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> Age: 250 - 253 Dat precision tho<|eor|><|sor|>And that mood's gonna change from neutral to shitting himself real fucking soon....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
202
programmerhumor
ei283
gf5g75i
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> Age: 250 - 253 Dat precision tho<|eor|><|sor|>Probably programmed to give a 3-year spread<|eor|><|sor|>Probably made in Photoshop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
195
programmerhumor
plainrane
gf58rei
<|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Shit, SOMEONE CALL GHOSTBUSTERS!<|eor|><|sor|>If there's something strange in your AI code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
166
programmerhumor
FrenzyRush
v7pw7o
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
46,153
programmerhumor
MitchellUwU
ibmb0xl
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen this post before, Marked as duplicate. *[insert a completely different and unrelated post link here]*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,181
programmerhumor
loljkbye
ibmj91x
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen this post before, Marked as duplicate. *[insert a completely different and unrelated post link here]*<|eor|><|sor|>[post is from 5 years ago, has no answers] Thanks, that helps<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,106
programmerhumor
seth1299
ibmnjrq
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen this post before, Marked as duplicate. *[insert a completely different and unrelated post link here]*<|eor|><|sor|>[post is from 5 years ago, has no answers] Thanks, that helps<|eor|><|sor|>Original poster: > Edit: Nevermind, fixed it! https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wisdom_of_the_ancients.png<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
597
programmerhumor
NightKnight529
ibm9k19
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know this pain too well. My health insurance constantly marks doctors appointments for one of my twin sons as a duplicate charge. Almost every single time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
481
programmerhumor
Spare-Beat-3561
ibm35ov
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes. A medium to high effort meme. Probably gonna get less upvotes than a repost/crosspost.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
476
programmerhumor
loljkbye
ibmpic3
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen this post before, Marked as duplicate. *[insert a completely different and unrelated post link here]*<|eor|><|sor|>[post is from 5 years ago, has no answers] Thanks, that helps<|eor|><|sor|>Original poster: > Edit: Nevermind, fixed it! https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wisdom_of_the_ancients.png<|eor|><|sor|>Or on other sites: "This has already been answered in another thread!" *Links to a private page or a 404<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
473
programmerhumor
blkmmb
ibmj5nw
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Today I was looking up a Java question about HashMaps/Collections. First question I found was made 1 year ago, it referred to a duplicate made 4 years earlier, that one referred 2 years earlier and that one sent me back another 2 years before. At least the original answer from 2013 was way better than all the others but I had never gotten that many chained duplicates before.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
274
programmerhumor
qolf1
ibm79e2
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Reading the joke explains the joke - the professor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
241
programmerhumor
PyroNine9
ibmwlm9
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen this post before, Marked as duplicate. *[insert a completely different and unrelated post link here]*<|eor|><|sor|>[post is from 5 years ago, has no answers] Thanks, that helps<|eor|><|sor|>Original poster: > Edit: Nevermind, fixed it! https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wisdom_of_the_ancients.png<|eor|><|sor|>Or on other sites: "This has already been answered in another thread!" *Links to a private page or a 404<|eor|><|sor|>I think the reason for the hostility is that you are expected to do your due diligence and google the solution before asking a question. The stack overflow ideal is to have a large knowledge base of problems and solutions rather than a flood of trivial repeated questions in a forum, that only makes the right answer harder to find<|eor|><|sor|>The problem comes in when any attempt to google the problem buries any potential answer in a tidal wave of hits where someone asks the question on stack overflow and some jackass says google it..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
199
programmerhumor
NightKnight529
ibmz8c8
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know this pain too well. My health insurance constantly marks doctors appointments for one of my twin sons as a duplicate charge. Almost every single time.<|eor|><|sor|>They have the same name?<|eor|><|sor|>Nope, not even the same first letter. Weve gone over this multiple times, but 2 charges for the same amount from the same date from the same doctor on the same policy Is too confusing for them to understand. Also, according to a least one person I spoke to, they are getting flagged by their system automatically as duplicates<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
157
programmerhumor
ChickenManSam
ibmobxr
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Did you not read the documentation?? [Link to documentation for a completely different language] (This has literally happened to me. I asked a python question and was linked Java documentation, you can't make this shit up)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
151
programmerhumor
genuinehome
ibmzyo2
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen this post before, Marked as duplicate. *[insert a completely different and unrelated post link here]*<|eor|><|sor|>[post is from 5 years ago, has no answers] Thanks, that helps<|eor|><|sor|>Original poster: > Edit: Nevermind, fixed it! https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wisdom_of_the_ancients.png<|eor|><|sor|>Or on other sites: "This has already been answered in another thread!" *Links to a private page or a 404<|eor|><|sor|>I think the reason for the hostility is that you are expected to do your due diligence and google the solution before asking a question. The stack overflow ideal is to have a large knowledge base of problems and solutions rather than a flood of trivial repeated questions in a forum, that only makes the right answer harder to find<|eor|><|sor|>The problem comes in when any attempt to google the problem buries any potential answer in a tidal wave of hits where someone asks the question on stack overflow and some jackass says google it..<|eor|><|sor|>Oftentimes what I will do is find all the possible duplicates before I hit submit and at the end of the question explain how it is not a duplicate of each one. Then some asshole marks it duplicate of one of the questions I explained how its not a duplicate and I remember how shitty stack overflow is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
151
programmerhumor
FierceDeity_
ibm8936
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>And the 20 year old solution isnt even that good anymore<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
130
programmerhumor
AnvilOfMisanthropy
ibmvf4z
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know this pain too well. My health insurance constantly marks doctors appointments for one of my twin sons as a duplicate charge. Almost every single time.<|eor|><|sor|>They have the same name?<|eor|><|sor|>Same last name and birthdate. Must be the same person.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
127
programmerhumor
hummus_is_yummus1
ibm9i5r
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"How could you be so STUPID to ask such a TRIVIAL question IN MY STACK OVERFLFLWOWOEJHRHGGGGGGBHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
125
programmerhumor
Vampsku11
ibmsu2v
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know this pain too well. My health insurance constantly marks doctors appointments for one of my twin sons as a duplicate charge. Almost every single time.<|eor|><|sor|>They have the same name?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
115
programmerhumor
Thebombuknow
ibn707m
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen this post before, Marked as duplicate. *[insert a completely different and unrelated post link here]*<|eor|><|sor|>[post is from 5 years ago, has no answers] Thanks, that helps<|eor|><|sor|>Original poster: > Edit: Nevermind, fixed it! https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wisdom_of_the_ancients.png<|eor|><|sor|>Or on other sites: "This has already been answered in another thread!" *Links to a private page or a 404<|eor|><|sor|>This is why when providing a link, I summarize what they say, provide the original link, and provide an internet archive link.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
106
programmerhumor
acatisadog
ibmmcwc
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Today I was looking up a Java question about HashMaps/Collections. First question I found was made 1 year ago, it referred to a duplicate made 4 years earlier, that one referred 2 years earlier and that one sent me back another 2 years before. At least the original answer from 2013 was way better than all the others but I had never gotten that many chained duplicates before.<|eor|><|sor|>Make you practice chained lists in C in the meantime. Smart !<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
103
programmerhumor
paddledependable
ibmrm0d
<|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen this post before, Marked as duplicate. *[insert a completely different and unrelated post link here]*<|eor|><|sor|>[post is from 5 years ago, has no answers] Thanks, that helps<|eor|><|sor|>Original poster: > Edit: Nevermind, fixed it! https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wisdom_of_the_ancients.png<|eor|><|sor|>Or on other sites: "This has already been answered in another thread!" *Links to a private page or a 404<|eor|><|sor|>I think the reason for the hostility is that you are expected to do your due diligence and google the solution before asking a question. The stack overflow ideal is to have a large knowledge base of problems and solutions rather than a flood of trivial repeated questions in a forum, that only makes the right answer harder to find<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
99
programmerhumor
JustATensai
es4nf1
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
46,136
programmerhumor
dean_syndrome
ff83bkk
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*click on xml file* *fan turns on high* ... god damnit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,938
programmerhumor
I_Mix_Stuff
ff7wica
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I just want to see a picture but it opens photoshop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,157
programmerhumor
NOVAKza
ff8918o
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*click on xml file* *fan turns on high* ... god damnit<|eor|><|sor|>my pc, with a crappy celeron: so you have chosen death.<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck are you running anything with a celeron?<|eor|><|sor|>They don't run things, they walk things.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,582
programmerhumor
Witch_King_
ff848o0
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Things are now in motion that cannot be undone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
908
programmerhumor
alex_png
ff7zb0h
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I just want to see a picture but it opens photoshop.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats what I do whenever it gets cold in the house during winter. **Edit:** Pro-tip, if you live in an area that gets reasonably colder than usual just do the same but simultaneously on a VM.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
813
programmerhumor
Boneless_Blaine
ff88js3
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*click on xml file* *fan turns on high* ... god damnit<|eor|><|sor|>my pc, with a crappy celeron: so you have chosen death.<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck are you running anything with a celeron?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
735
programmerhumor
Totally_Temporary
ff8979m
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*click on xml file* *fan turns on high* ... god damnit<|eor|><|sor|>my pc, with a crappy celeron: so you have chosen death.<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck are you running anything with a celeron?<|eor|><|sor|>They don't run things, they walk things.<|eor|><|sor|>Celeron is in a fucking wheelchair at this point<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
493
programmerhumor
poopellar
ff8fjju
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Things are now in motion that cannot be undone.<|eor|><|sor|>CTRL SHIFT ESC #CTRL SHIFT ESC # GOD SAVE ME!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
417
programmerhumor
hypnotic-hippo
ff84p9t
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I just want to see a picture but it opens photoshop.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats what I do whenever it gets cold in the house during winter. **Edit:** Pro-tip, if you live in an area that gets reasonably colder than usual just do the same but simultaneously on a VM.<|eor|><|sor|>Along with Android Studio<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
339
programmerhumor
FlightyPenguin
ff86glw
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accidentally did this last week at work. No SSD. I've been on vacation for a few days. I hope it's finished opening by tomorrow morning....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
321
programmerhumor
P1stacio
ff8aovt
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*click on xml file* *fan turns on high* ... god damnit<|eor|><|sor|>my pc, with a crappy celeron: so you have chosen death.<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck are you running anything with a celeron?<|eor|><|sor|>They don't run things, they walk things.<|eor|><|sor|>Celeron is in a fucking wheelchair at this point<|eor|><|sor|>Even a wheelchair can be pretty quick. I think its a quadriplegic trying to crawl<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
281
programmerhumor
arakwar
ff8287e
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SSD my man, SSD<|eor|><|sor|>You mean to tell me some people opened VS without an SSD in 2020 and have enough compute power tonight to make memes about it ? Impossible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
236
programmerhumor
not_corvo
ff7repa
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is very relatable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
233
programmerhumor
mgrddsj
ff8it8r
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Things are now in motion that cannot be undone.<|eor|><|sor|>CTRL SHIFT ESC #CTRL SHIFT ESC # GOD SAVE ME!<|eor|><|sor|>Task Manager: turns white Task Manager (Not Responding)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
205
programmerhumor
C0sm1cB3ar
ff7zly3
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SSD my man, SSD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
185
programmerhumor
rcyt17
ff85kwp
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Laughs in Vim*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
169
programmerhumor
ELFAHBEHT_SOOP
ff8glhj
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*click on xml file* *fan turns on high* ... god damnit<|eor|><|sor|>Okay seriously, I've found this happening even for .XML files that are only ~10 lines long. What the hell is happening that my fans ramp up to 11 to process it?<|eor|><|sor|>Opening Visual Studio is a feat only the bravest of us attempt.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
168
programmerhumor
thecichos
ff8e8b5
<|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*click on xml file* *fan turns on high* ... god damnit<|eor|><|sor|>my pc, with a crappy celeron: so you have chosen death.<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck are you running anything with a celeron?<|eor|><|sor|>They don't run things, they walk things.<|eor|><|sor|>Celeron is in a fucking wheelchair at this point<|eor|><|sor|>Even a wheelchair can be pretty quick. I think its a quadriplegic trying to crawl<|eor|><|sor|>If Celeron is a quadriplegic then what would a quad amputee be?<|eor|><|sor|>Fucking scary if he came crawling at you!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
153
programmerhumor
2D_B4_3D
rfhq7s
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
46,126
programmerhumor
QCTeamkill
hodzdxi
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm picturing little Bobby Tables getting the talk of how he was born out of a SQL code injection.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,203
programmerhumor
ElToberino
hoeiscg
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I almost feel guilty today because the team I am on is one of the only ones in the entire organization that does not use Java in any of our apps. Everyone else is basically running around on fire and I'm just sitting here reading wikipedia entries to learn what the fuck a Log4j is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,557
programmerhumor
roararoarus
hoe8ih2
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm picturing little Bobby Tables getting the talk of how he was born out of a SQL code injection.<|eor|><|sor|>We may never know who Bobby's real father is bc the Man-in-the-Middle did some penetrating of his own.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,995
programmerhumor
tiorthan
hoekijw
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>im actually curious please do explain what exactly the issue was, am still in hs so i dont know much<|eor|><|sor|>So, Java has an API called Java Naming and Directory Interface that allows runtime lookups of objects by name and JNDI can use things like LDAP to get objects via a URL. And Log4j allows string substitutions that include JNDI lookups which means if you can get Log4j to log a message with such a substitution it can get it to download something from a URL basically from anywhere that can be reached on the network.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
959
programmerhumor
not_some_username
hoenpsp
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I almost feel guilty today because the team I am on is one of the only ones in the entire organization that does not use Java in any of our apps. Everyone else is basically running around on fire and I'm just sitting here reading wikipedia entries to learn what the fuck a Log4j is.<|eor|><|sor|>I got fired by a company 2 months ago. Last thing I did was to implement log4j in their base app. I hate Java but I wanted this job since I could procrastinate a lot. Now I feel like god revenge me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
891
programmerhumor
2D_B4_3D
hodww93
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So is that Minecraft update mandatory then? We didn't update because we already have a game started, but maybe we should??<|eor|><|soopr|>YES. the bug has a severity of 10/10<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
851
programmerhumor
Macknificent101
hoei9ql
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>im actually curious please do explain what exactly the issue was, am still in hs so i dont know much<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
793
programmerhumor
nocturn99x
hoejd2z
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>im actually curious please do explain what exactly the issue was, am still in hs so i dont know much<|eor|><|sor|>The issue was with a well known logging framework called log4j (log for java). Basically it allowed interpolation of arbitrary URLs which where then resolved, their contents downloaded and executed. This essentially meant having full access to the machine said unpatched library is running on. It's not related to just minecraft either: thousands of services were and still are affected<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
716
programmerhumor
RationalIncoherence
hoel1v9
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I almost feel guilty today because the team I am on is one of the only ones in the entire organization that does not use Java in any of our apps. Everyone else is basically running around on fire and I'm just sitting here reading wikipedia entries to learn what the fuck a Log4j is.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm happily situated in an enterprise where these problems belong to specialists that are not me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
689
programmerhumor
HindryckxRobin
hoe0af3
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So is that Minecraft update mandatory then? We didn't update because we already have a game started, but maybe we should??<|eor|><|soopr|>YES. the bug has a severity of 10/10<|eoopr|><|sor|>This is not an overstatement, if u Google log4j severity the first result u get is that's a 10/10! When exploited it gives the attacker remote code execution, the exploit can even work from chat. Updating minecraft (both client and server) is a must.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
559
programmerhumor
Suspicious-Service
hodwov7
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So is that Minecraft update mandatory then? We didn't update because we already have a game started, but maybe we should??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
519
programmerhumor
green_codes
hoed3ib
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm picturing little Bobby Tables getting the talk of how he was born out of a SQL code injection.<|eor|><|sor|>We may never know who Bobby's real father is bc the Man-in-the-Middle did some penetrating of his own.<|eor|><|sor|>That escalated quickly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
502
programmerhumor
RedditAlready19
hodzbl0
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>MultiMC has it patched too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
484
programmerhumor
secretuserPCpresents
hoep7gf
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I almost feel guilty today because the team I am on is one of the only ones in the entire organization that does not use Java in any of our apps. Everyone else is basically running around on fire and I'm just sitting here reading wikipedia entries to learn what the fuck a Log4j is.<|eor|><|sor|>I got fired by a company 2 months ago. Last thing I did was to implement log4j in their base app. I hate Java but I wanted this job since I could procrastinate a lot. Now I feel like god revenge me.<|eor|><|sor|>> since I could procrastinate a lot I think I know why you got fired<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
475
programmerhumor
Final_Wheel_7486
hoemf82
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Explain carefully. Otherwise, the children may think they all live in a Java Runtime Environment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
452
programmerhumor
not_some_username
hoes478
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I almost feel guilty today because the team I am on is one of the only ones in the entire organization that does not use Java in any of our apps. Everyone else is basically running around on fire and I'm just sitting here reading wikipedia entries to learn what the fuck a Log4j is.<|eor|><|sor|>I got fired by a company 2 months ago. Last thing I did was to implement log4j in their base app. I hate Java but I wanted this job since I could procrastinate a lot. Now I feel like god revenge me.<|eor|><|sor|>> since I could procrastinate a lot I think I know why you got fired<|eor|><|sor|>No not because of that. Lemme explain you : we should be working on a new project, I am a JUNIOR and I was suppose to have a tutor. He doesn't even know Java( he is good at web) to begin with. I had to develop the app core and after 2 weeks, I successfully make it. Without me he wouldn't even have the environment correctly set up. After I made the core, they said to me they change their mind, they will not use it and they can't keep me and if possible to leave a doc that explain how to extend the code. I know they still gonna use it since my friend who still work there, said they are using it and it's a major feature on their roadmap. And the true reason they fired me was because my "tutor" said he can't be my tutor and a month after he leaves the company.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
362
programmerhumor
Macknificent101
hoekrhe
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>im actually curious please do explain what exactly the issue was, am still in hs so i dont know much<|eor|><|sor|>So, Java has an API called Java Naming and Directory Interface that allows runtime lookups of objects by name and JNDI can use things like LDAP to get objects via a URL. And Log4j allows string substitutions that include JNDI lookups which means if you can get Log4j to log a message with such a substitution it can get it to download something from a URL basically from anywhere that can be reached on the network.<|eor|><|sor|>damn thats dangerous<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
309
programmerhumor
6Maxence
hoe6r3a
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>MultiMC has it patched too<|eor|><|sor|>Despite the game version you're using?<|eor|><|sor|>The fix is actually a jvm argument so no need to rebuild the whole project, that's why all versions are updated that easily<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
273
programmerhumor
fr_andres
hoehd6d
<|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm picturing little Bobby Tables getting the talk of how he was born out of a SQL code injection.<|eor|><|sor|>We may never know who Bobby's real father is bc the Man-in-the-Middle did some penetrating of his own.<|eor|><|sor|>That escalated quickly.<|eor|><|sor|>wait for the mongo jokes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
213
programmerhumor
akoli35
er9fct
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
46,027
programmerhumor
Rafael20002000
ff2gygr
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>36k / year guys: Dude wtf?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,903
programmerhumor
BiaxialObject48
ff2i9st
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Become a teenage millionaire in 5 easy steps: 1. Have rich parents 2. Have an idea of the format Its basically Tinder for... 3. Hire a development team or just use Khan Academy JS 4. Get the news to talk about how youre going to be rich 5. Become rich somehow Exhibit A: https://youtu.be/jAMZXv7TpUc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,561
programmerhumor
Giacamo22
ff2fnby
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>$120k a year?! Still?! How are these two phrases in the same sentence without Not?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,040
programmerhumor
akoli35
ff2k5lh
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>36k / year guys: Dude wtf?<|eor|><|sor|>It is still more than an italian developer gets :P<|eor|><|sor|>That would be less than 3k per month<|eor|><|soopr|>Average Indian developers make $350 per month but that's a different story. Source : u/Athu7890<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
807
programmerhumor
mypirateapp
ff2hw4n
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>left image: developer adding logger, debugger and writing tests with tdd right image: newbie who added console.log in all files<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
802
programmerhumor
yonatan8070
ff2mrt0
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Become a teenage millionaire in 5 easy steps: 1. Have rich parents 2. Have an idea of the format Its basically Tinder for... 3. Hire a development team or just use Khan Academy JS 4. Get the news to talk about how youre going to be rich 5. Become rich somehow Exhibit A: https://youtu.be/jAMZXv7TpUc<|eor|><|sor|>I have a better idea! Follow step 0 Done.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
791
programmerhumor
heckruler
ff2k2uo
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can't talk about pay rates without mentioning the city where these jobs exist. Breaking 6 figures is barely surviving in NY or SanFran. Tech centers are full of highly paid people, meaning there is a bidding war for housing. All that pay just goes to land-owners or the banks holding the mortgages. Pure genius these days is remote work where you can earn NY wages and pay cash on a $50K Mississippi house and live without debt. Or go one further and live in a developing nation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
596
programmerhumor
Behrooz0
ff2o48r
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>36k / year guys: Dude wtf?<|eor|><|sor|>It is still more than an italian developer gets :P<|eor|><|sor|>That would be less than 3k per month<|eor|><|soopr|>Average Indian developers make $350 per month but that's a different story. Source : u/Athu7890<|eoopr|><|sor|>~$2000/year and 15+ years work experience from Iran saying hello. **EDIT:** Thank you everyone for your support. It means a lot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
576
programmerhumor
Sir_Ripsalot
ff2ryt3
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Systems Engineer here in Australia on $160k AUD approx $110k US. Cost of living is super high in major Australian cities. $160k doesnt get much after our high tax brackets scoops your eyeballs out. 2 litres of milk $2.75 USD Pack of cigarettes $25 USD Slab of beer $37 USD Pound of weed $1700 USD Gram of coke $240USD Kilo of Coke $130k USD So you see I could work and save for a year and half, not spend a cent just pay my taxes and still would struggle to buy a kilo of coke.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
510
programmerhumor
Rafael20002000
ff2jtxm
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>36k / year guys: Dude wtf?<|eor|><|sor|>It is still more than an italian developer gets :P<|eor|><|sor|>That would be less than 3k per month<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
474
programmerhumor
yazalama
ff2lprl
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can't talk about pay rates without mentioning the city where these jobs exist. Breaking 6 figures is barely surviving in NY or SanFran. Tech centers are full of highly paid people, meaning there is a bidding war for housing. All that pay just goes to land-owners or the banks holding the mortgages. Pure genius these days is remote work where you can earn NY wages and pay cash on a $50K Mississippi house and live without debt. Or go one further and live in a developing nation.<|eor|><|sor|>But then you have to live in Mississippi<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
398
programmerhumor
akoli35
ff2fzea
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>$120k a year?! Still?! How are these two phrases in the same sentence without Not?!<|eor|><|soopr|>You mean it should be "!still"?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
316
programmerhumor
informat2
ff2p4hm
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>36k / year guys: Dude wtf?<|eor|><|sor|>The cost of living adjusted US [median income is higher then most of Europe:](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_income#Gross_median_household_income_by_country) United States: $43,585 Germany: $33,333 United Kingdom: $31,617 France: $31,112 Spain: $21,959 This leads to higher pay across most jobs including developers. Also if you live in Silicon Valley $120k can feel more like $60k with the cost of living.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
314
programmerhumor
panupatc
ff2mkps
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wish I can make $120K a year. I truly do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
269
programmerhumor
Termin8tor
ff2ufqk
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Systems Engineer here in Australia on $160k AUD approx $110k US. Cost of living is super high in major Australian cities. $160k doesnt get much after our high tax brackets scoops your eyeballs out. 2 litres of milk $2.75 USD Pack of cigarettes $25 USD Slab of beer $37 USD Pound of weed $1700 USD Gram of coke $240USD Kilo of Coke $130k USD So you see I could work and save for a year and half, not spend a cent just pay my taxes and still would struggle to buy a kilo of coke.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the true developer Cost of Living right here guys. How do you even function without a kilo of coke a year?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
259
programmerhumor
Zafara1
ff2qvrp
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>36k / year guys: Dude wtf?<|eor|><|sor|>The cost of living adjusted US [median income is higher then most of Europe:](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_income#Gross_median_household_income_by_country) United States: $43,585 Germany: $33,333 United Kingdom: $31,617 France: $31,112 Spain: $21,959 This leads to higher pay across most jobs including developers. Also if you live in Silicon Valley $120k can feel more like $60k with the cost of living.<|eor|><|sor|>There's also lower taxes in general on income. Being paid the same amount in the USA & Germany will have you taking home more money in the USA. However, the actual disposable income may be higher in Germany depending on your circumstances since a lot of costs such as healthcare, student loan debt, transportation (Using PT isntead), consumer protection, etc will have you holding onto more money. Through my world travels, I found this was the reason that the young adults of the EU and commonwealth countries (Read AUS, CAN) tend to be more well travelled than people from the US, simply being the middle class can gather more disposable income and can be more reliant on social safety nets allowing them to spend on travel rather than save in case of disaster. However, this becomes less likely the more money that you earn, because if you're rich in the US you just take home so much money. I'd rather be filthy rich in the US, but I'd rather be middle-class or poor in the EU.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
253
programmerhumor
BiaxialObject48
ff2iof9
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Become a teenage millionaire in 5 easy steps: 1. Have rich parents 2. Have an idea of the format Its basically Tinder for... 3. Hire a development team or just use Khan Academy JS 4. Get the news to talk about how youre going to be rich 5. Become rich somehow Exhibit A: https://youtu.be/jAMZXv7TpUc<|eor|><|soopr|>This.<|eoopr|><|sor|>If you really want to make things spicy in your app, make it Tinder but it uses blockchains, artificial intelligence, and IoT.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
247
programmerhumor
Brominus_
ff2ocno
<|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>120k is a little bit over 3 times my current salary after a raise. It's my first job after school as a .Net and javascript fullstack developer. (Finland)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
205
programmerhumor
reibitto
v2gtc3
<|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
45,902
programmerhumor
InfamousEvening2
iasb7q4
<|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>OK, now do composition and aggregation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,821
programmerhumor
dont-respond
iasliea
<|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's poly-morphin' time!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
611
programmerhumor
barzamsr
iasfhti
<|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>OK, now do composition and aggregation.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah cars are def not composed of people in any way. I don't even wanna see a gif of that... reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/835ewd/the_bondage_chariot_the_unforgiven/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
551
programmerhumor
greedydita
ias7q29
<|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I thought you could only do this with ducks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
507
programmerhumor
mostmetausername
iascrtg
<|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>become a car morty<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
446
programmerhumor
flamefibers
iasj7v0
<|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I thought you could only do this with ducks.<|eor|><|sor|>&#x200B; ![gif](giphy|5T8tEJtCgvDuo)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
267
programmerhumor
grahgaar
iasehav
<|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Learned class syntax just in time to enjoy this post.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
250