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programmerhumor | Pr04merican | gf5d5kw | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gender: doom<|eor|><|sor|>Whats in your pants?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 878 |
programmerhumor | skyskr4per | gf5dh5f | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gender: doom<|eor|><|sor|>Whats in your pants?<|eor|><|sor|>Evil<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 826 |
programmerhumor | njsiah | gf5faxj | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Parents didnt believe there was a ghost in my room. So I spent years of my live learning to code so I could build this program to prove them wrong. What u gonna say now mom and dad.<|eor|><|sor|>Please ... | 771 |
programmerhumor | fr0z_n | gf5iqkk | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> Age: 250 - 253
Dat precision tho<|eor|><|sor|>I didn't think they looked a day over 247<|eor|><|sor|>They must moisturize every day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 497 |
programmerhumor | krohtg12 | gf58ubv | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Run*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 481 |
programmerhumor | OneOfDozDeservesGold | gf5mbn7 | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> Age: 250 - 253
Dat precision tho<|eor|><|sor|>I didn't think they looked a day over 247<|eor|><|sor|>They must moisturize every day<|eor|><|sor|>With the blood of their 25-28 year old victims.<|eor|>... | 379 |
programmerhumor | ChangNoi97 | gf5mmir | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gender: doom<|eor|><|sor|>Whats in your pants?<|eor|><|sor|>Evil<|eor|><|sor|>And the back?<|eor|><|sor|>double-barrel shotgun<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 338 |
programmerhumor | Rigld_ | gf51x20 | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who needs kinect?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | echohosefire | gf53w6j | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Shit, SOMEONE CALL GHOSTBUSTERS!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | siccoblue | gf5lx6q | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gender: doom<|eor|><|sor|>Whats in your pants?<|eor|><|sor|>Evil<|eor|><|sor|>And the back?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | hoss_pumpkin | gf5cedl | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Run*<|eor|><|sor|>Da dun dun dun dun dun..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programmerhumor | hitaishi_1 | gf5ddmq | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> Age: 250 - 253
Dat precision tho<|eor|><|sor|>And that mood's gonna change from neutral to shitting himself real fucking soon....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
programmerhumor | ei283 | gf5g75i | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> Age: 250 - 253
Dat precision tho<|eor|><|sor|>Probably programmed to give a 3-year spread<|eor|><|sor|>Probably made in Photoshop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | plainrane | gf58rei | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code works too well.... (ctto)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gsvmb9ti3461.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Shit, SOMEONE CALL GHOSTBUSTERS!<|eor|><|sor|>If there's something strange in your AI code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | FrenzyRush | v7pw7o | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,153 |
programmerhumor | MitchellUwU | ibmb0xl | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen this post before, Marked as duplicate.
*[insert a completely different and unrelated post link here]*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,181 |
programmerhumor | loljkbye | ibmj91x | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen this post before, Marked as duplicate.
*[insert a completely different and unrelated post link here]*<|eor|><|sor|>[post is from 5 years ago, has no answers]
Thanks, that hel... | 1,106 |
programmerhumor | seth1299 | ibmnjrq | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen this post before, Marked as duplicate.
*[insert a completely different and unrelated post link here]*<|eor|><|sor|>[post is from 5 years ago, has no answers]
Thanks, that hel... | 597 |
programmerhumor | NightKnight529 | ibm9k19 | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know this pain too well. My health insurance constantly marks doctors appointments for one of my twin sons as a duplicate charge. Almost every single time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 481 |
programmerhumor | Spare-Beat-3561 | ibm35ov | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes. A medium to high effort meme. Probably gonna get less upvotes than a repost/crosspost.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 476 |
programmerhumor | loljkbye | ibmpic3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen this post before, Marked as duplicate.
*[insert a completely different and unrelated post link here]*<|eor|><|sor|>[post is from 5 years ago, has no answers]
Thanks, that hel... | 473 |
programmerhumor | blkmmb | ibmj5nw | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Today I was looking up a Java question about HashMaps/Collections.
First question I found was made 1 year ago, it referred to a duplicate made 4 years earlier, that one referred 2 year... | 274 |
programmerhumor | qolf1 | ibm79e2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Reading the joke explains the joke - the professor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 241 |
programmerhumor | PyroNine9 | ibmwlm9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen this post before, Marked as duplicate.
*[insert a completely different and unrelated post link here]*<|eor|><|sor|>[post is from 5 years ago, has no answers]
Thanks, that hel... | 199 |
programmerhumor | NightKnight529 | ibmz8c8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know this pain too well. My health insurance constantly marks doctors appointments for one of my twin sons as a duplicate charge. Almost every single time.<|eor|><|sor|>They have the s... | 157 |
programmerhumor | ChickenManSam | ibmobxr | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Did you not read the documentation??
[Link to documentation for a completely different language]
(This has literally happened to me. I asked a python question and was linked Java docume... | 151 |
programmerhumor | genuinehome | ibmzyo2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen this post before, Marked as duplicate.
*[insert a completely different and unrelated post link here]*<|eor|><|sor|>[post is from 5 years ago, has no answers]
Thanks, that hel... | 151 |
programmerhumor | FierceDeity_ | ibm8936 | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>And the 20 year old solution isnt even that good anymore<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | AnvilOfMisanthropy | ibmvf4z | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know this pain too well. My health insurance constantly marks doctors appointments for one of my twin sons as a duplicate charge. Almost every single time.<|eor|><|sor|>They have the s... | 127 |
programmerhumor | hummus_is_yummus1 | ibm9i5r | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"How could you be so STUPID to ask such a TRIVIAL question IN MY STACK OVERFLFLWOWOEJHRHGGGGGGBHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | Vampsku11 | ibmsu2v | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know this pain too well. My health insurance constantly marks doctors appointments for one of my twin sons as a duplicate charge. Almost every single time.<|eor|><|sor|>They have the s... | 115 |
programmerhumor | Thebombuknow | ibn707m | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen this post before, Marked as duplicate.
*[insert a completely different and unrelated post link here]*<|eor|><|sor|>[post is from 5 years ago, has no answers]
Thanks, that hel... | 106 |
programmerhumor | acatisadog | ibmmcwc | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Today I was looking up a Java question about HashMaps/Collections.
First question I found was made 1 year ago, it referred to a duplicate made 4 years earlier, that one referred 2 year... | 103 |
programmerhumor | paddledependable | ibmrm0d | <|sols|><|sot|>Excuse me if I didnt know about a post made 20 years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwb117fwhe491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen this post before, Marked as duplicate.
*[insert a completely different and unrelated post link here]*<|eor|><|sor|>[post is from 5 years ago, has no answers]
Thanks, that hel... | 99 |
programmerhumor | JustATensai | es4nf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,136 |
programmerhumor | dean_syndrome | ff83bkk | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*click on xml file*
*fan turns on high*
... god damnit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,938 |
programmerhumor | I_Mix_Stuff | ff7wica | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I just want to see a picture but it opens photoshop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,157 |
programmerhumor | NOVAKza | ff8918o | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*click on xml file*
*fan turns on high*
... god damnit<|eor|><|sor|>my pc, with a crappy celeron: so you have chosen death.<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck are you running anything with a celeron?<|eor|><|sor|>They don't ru... | 1,582 |
programmerhumor | Witch_King_ | ff848o0 | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Things are now in motion that cannot be undone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 908 |
programmerhumor | alex_png | ff7zb0h | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I just want to see a picture but it opens photoshop.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats what I do whenever it gets cold in the house during winter.
**Edit:** Pro-tip, if you live in an area that gets reasonably colder than usu... | 813 |
programmerhumor | Boneless_Blaine | ff88js3 | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*click on xml file*
*fan turns on high*
... god damnit<|eor|><|sor|>my pc, with a crappy celeron: so you have chosen death.<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck are you running anything with a celeron?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 735 |
programmerhumor | Totally_Temporary | ff8979m | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*click on xml file*
*fan turns on high*
... god damnit<|eor|><|sor|>my pc, with a crappy celeron: so you have chosen death.<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck are you running anything with a celeron?<|eor|><|sor|>They don't ru... | 493 |
programmerhumor | poopellar | ff8fjju | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Things are now in motion that cannot be undone.<|eor|><|sor|>CTRL SHIFT ESC
#CTRL SHIFT ESC
# GOD SAVE ME!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 417 |
programmerhumor | hypnotic-hippo | ff84p9t | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I just want to see a picture but it opens photoshop.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats what I do whenever it gets cold in the house during winter.
**Edit:** Pro-tip, if you live in an area that gets reasonably colder than usu... | 339 |
programmerhumor | FlightyPenguin | ff86glw | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accidentally did this last week at work. No SSD. I've been on vacation for a few days. I hope it's finished opening by tomorrow morning....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 321 |
programmerhumor | P1stacio | ff8aovt | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*click on xml file*
*fan turns on high*
... god damnit<|eor|><|sor|>my pc, with a crappy celeron: so you have chosen death.<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck are you running anything with a celeron?<|eor|><|sor|>They don't ru... | 281 |
programmerhumor | arakwar | ff8287e | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SSD my man, SSD<|eor|><|sor|>You mean to tell me some people opened VS without an SSD in 2020 and have enough compute power tonight to make memes about it ?
Impossible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | not_corvo | ff7repa | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is very relatable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
programmerhumor | mgrddsj | ff8it8r | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Things are now in motion that cannot be undone.<|eor|><|sor|>CTRL SHIFT ESC
#CTRL SHIFT ESC
# GOD SAVE ME!<|eor|><|sor|>Task Manager: turns white
Task Manager (Not Responding)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
programmerhumor | C0sm1cB3ar | ff7zly3 | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SSD my man, SSD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | rcyt17 | ff85kwp | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Laughs in Vim*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | ELFAHBEHT_SOOP | ff8glhj | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*click on xml file*
*fan turns on high*
... god damnit<|eor|><|sor|>Okay seriously, I've found this happening even for .XML files that are only ~10 lines long. What the hell is happening that my fans ramp up to 11 to ... | 168 |
programmerhumor | thecichos | ff8e8b5 | <|sols|><|sot|>My pain is immeasurable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5zm53zvf8c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*click on xml file*
*fan turns on high*
... god damnit<|eor|><|sor|>my pc, with a crappy celeron: so you have chosen death.<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck are you running anything with a celeron?<|eor|><|sor|>They don't ru... | 153 |
programmerhumor | 2D_B4_3D | rfhq7s | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,126 |
programmerhumor | QCTeamkill | hodzdxi | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm picturing little Bobby Tables getting the talk of how he was born out of a SQL code injection.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,203 |
programmerhumor | ElToberino | hoeiscg | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I almost feel guilty today because the team I am on is one of the only ones in the entire organization that does not use Java in any of our apps. Everyone else is basically running around on fire and I'm just sitting here reading wiki... | 2,557 |
programmerhumor | roararoarus | hoe8ih2 | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm picturing little Bobby Tables getting the talk of how he was born out of a SQL code injection.<|eor|><|sor|>We may never know who Bobby's real father is bc the Man-in-the-Middle did some penetrating of his own.<|eor|><|eols|><|end... | 1,995 |
programmerhumor | tiorthan | hoekijw | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>im actually curious please do explain what exactly the issue was, am still in hs so i dont know much<|eor|><|sor|>So, Java has an API called Java Naming and Directory Interface that allows runtime lookups of objects by name and JNDI c... | 959 |
programmerhumor | not_some_username | hoenpsp | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I almost feel guilty today because the team I am on is one of the only ones in the entire organization that does not use Java in any of our apps. Everyone else is basically running around on fire and I'm just sitting here reading wiki... | 891 |
programmerhumor | 2D_B4_3D | hodww93 | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So is that Minecraft update mandatory then? We didn't update because we already have a game started, but maybe we should??<|eor|><|soopr|>YES. the bug has a severity of 10/10<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 851 |
programmerhumor | Macknificent101 | hoei9ql | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>im actually curious please do explain what exactly the issue was, am still in hs so i dont know much<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 793 |
programmerhumor | nocturn99x | hoejd2z | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>im actually curious please do explain what exactly the issue was, am still in hs so i dont know much<|eor|><|sor|>The issue was with a well known logging framework called log4j (log for java). Basically it allowed interpolation of arb... | 716 |
programmerhumor | RationalIncoherence | hoel1v9 | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I almost feel guilty today because the team I am on is one of the only ones in the entire organization that does not use Java in any of our apps. Everyone else is basically running around on fire and I'm just sitting here reading wiki... | 689 |
programmerhumor | HindryckxRobin | hoe0af3 | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So is that Minecraft update mandatory then? We didn't update because we already have a game started, but maybe we should??<|eor|><|soopr|>YES. the bug has a severity of 10/10<|eoopr|><|sor|>This is not an overstatement, if u Google lo... | 559 |
programmerhumor | Suspicious-Service | hodwov7 | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So is that Minecraft update mandatory then? We didn't update because we already have a game started, but maybe we should??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 519 |
programmerhumor | green_codes | hoed3ib | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm picturing little Bobby Tables getting the talk of how he was born out of a SQL code injection.<|eor|><|sor|>We may never know who Bobby's real father is bc the Man-in-the-Middle did some penetrating of his own.<|eor|><|sor|>That e... | 502 |
programmerhumor | RedditAlready19 | hodzbl0 | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>MultiMC has it patched too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 484 |
programmerhumor | secretuserPCpresents | hoep7gf | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I almost feel guilty today because the team I am on is one of the only ones in the entire organization that does not use Java in any of our apps. Everyone else is basically running around on fire and I'm just sitting here reading wiki... | 475 |
programmerhumor | Final_Wheel_7486 | hoemf82 | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Explain carefully. Otherwise, the children may think they all live in a Java Runtime Environment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 452 |
programmerhumor | not_some_username | hoes478 | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I almost feel guilty today because the team I am on is one of the only ones in the entire organization that does not use Java in any of our apps. Everyone else is basically running around on fire and I'm just sitting here reading wiki... | 362 |
programmerhumor | Macknificent101 | hoekrhe | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>im actually curious please do explain what exactly the issue was, am still in hs so i dont know much<|eor|><|sor|>So, Java has an API called Java Naming and Directory Interface that allows runtime lookups of objects by name and JNDI c... | 309 |
programmerhumor | 6Maxence | hoe6r3a | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>MultiMC has it patched too<|eor|><|sor|>Despite the game version you're using?<|eor|><|sor|>The fix is actually a jvm argument so no need to rebuild the whole project, that's why all versions are updated that easily<|eor|><|eols|><|en... | 273 |
programmerhumor | fr_andres | hoehd6d | <|sols|><|sot|>poor kid<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kw57rfkgrb581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm picturing little Bobby Tables getting the talk of how he was born out of a SQL code injection.<|eor|><|sor|>We may never know who Bobby's real father is bc the Man-in-the-Middle did some penetrating of his own.<|eor|><|sor|>That e... | 213 |
programmerhumor | akoli35 | er9fct | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,027 |
programmerhumor | Rafael20002000 | ff2gygr | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>36k / year guys: Dude wtf?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,903 |
programmerhumor | BiaxialObject48 | ff2i9st | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Become a teenage millionaire in 5 easy steps:
1. Have rich parents
2. Have an idea of the format Its basically Tinder for...
3. Hire a development team or just use Khan Academy JS
4. Get the news to talk about how youre going t... | 2,561 |
programmerhumor | Giacamo22 | ff2fnby | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>$120k a year?! Still?! How are these two phrases in the same sentence without Not?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,040 |
programmerhumor | akoli35 | ff2k5lh | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>36k / year guys: Dude wtf?<|eor|><|sor|>It is still more than an italian developer gets :P<|eor|><|sor|>That would be less than 3k per month<|eor|><|soopr|>Average Indian developers make $350 per month but that's a different story.... | 807 |
programmerhumor | mypirateapp | ff2hw4n | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>left image: developer adding logger, debugger and writing tests with tdd
right image: newbie who added console.log in all files<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 802 |
programmerhumor | yonatan8070 | ff2mrt0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Become a teenage millionaire in 5 easy steps:
1. Have rich parents
2. Have an idea of the format Its basically Tinder for...
3. Hire a development team or just use Khan Academy JS
4. Get the news to talk about how youre going t... | 791 |
programmerhumor | heckruler | ff2k2uo | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can't talk about pay rates without mentioning the city where these jobs exist. Breaking 6 figures is barely surviving in NY or SanFran. Tech centers are full of highly paid people, meaning there is a bidding war for housing. ... | 596 |
programmerhumor | Behrooz0 | ff2o48r | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>36k / year guys: Dude wtf?<|eor|><|sor|>It is still more than an italian developer gets :P<|eor|><|sor|>That would be less than 3k per month<|eor|><|soopr|>Average Indian developers make $350 per month but that's a different story.... | 576 |
programmerhumor | Sir_Ripsalot | ff2ryt3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Systems Engineer here in Australia on $160k AUD approx $110k US.
Cost of living is super high in major Australian cities. $160k doesnt get much after our high tax brackets scoops your eyeballs out.
2 litres of milk $2.75 USD
Pac... | 510 |
programmerhumor | Rafael20002000 | ff2jtxm | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>36k / year guys: Dude wtf?<|eor|><|sor|>It is still more than an italian developer gets :P<|eor|><|sor|>That would be less than 3k per month<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | yazalama | ff2lprl | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can't talk about pay rates without mentioning the city where these jobs exist. Breaking 6 figures is barely surviving in NY or SanFran. Tech centers are full of highly paid people, meaning there is a bidding war for housing. ... | 398 |
programmerhumor | akoli35 | ff2fzea | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>$120k a year?! Still?! How are these two phrases in the same sentence without Not?!<|eor|><|soopr|>You mean it should be "!still"?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | informat2 | ff2p4hm | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>36k / year guys: Dude wtf?<|eor|><|sor|>The cost of living adjusted US [median income is higher then most of Europe:](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_income#Gross_median_household_income_by_country)
United States: $43,585
G... | 314 |
programmerhumor | panupatc | ff2mkps | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wish I can make $120K a year. I truly do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | Termin8tor | ff2ufqk | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Systems Engineer here in Australia on $160k AUD approx $110k US.
Cost of living is super high in major Australian cities. $160k doesnt get much after our high tax brackets scoops your eyeballs out.
2 litres of milk $2.75 USD
Pac... | 259 |
programmerhumor | Zafara1 | ff2qvrp | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>36k / year guys: Dude wtf?<|eor|><|sor|>The cost of living adjusted US [median income is higher then most of Europe:](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_income#Gross_median_household_income_by_country)
United States: $43,585
G... | 253 |
programmerhumor | BiaxialObject48 | ff2iof9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Become a teenage millionaire in 5 easy steps:
1. Have rich parents
2. Have an idea of the format Its basically Tinder for...
3. Hire a development team or just use Khan Academy JS
4. Get the news to talk about how youre going t... | 247 |
programmerhumor | Brominus_ | ff2ocno | <|sols|><|sot|>Redesigned!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rh977vd6pvb41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>120k is a little bit over 3 times my current salary after a raise. It's my first job after school as a .Net and javascript fullstack developer. (Finland)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
programmerhumor | reibitto | v2gtc3 | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,902 |
programmerhumor | InfamousEvening2 | iasb7q4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>OK, now do composition and aggregation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,821 |
programmerhumor | dont-respond | iasliea | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's poly-morphin' time!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 611 |
programmerhumor | barzamsr | iasfhti | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>OK, now do composition and aggregation.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah cars are def not composed of people in any way. I don't even wanna see a gif of that...
reddit.com/r/Bossfight/co... | 551 |
programmerhumor | greedydita | ias7q29 | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I thought you could only do this with ducks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 507 |
programmerhumor | mostmetausername | iascrtg | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>become a car morty<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 446 |
programmerhumor | flamefibers | iasj7v0 | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I thought you could only do this with ducks.<|eor|><|sor|>​
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | grahgaar | iasehav | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Learned class syntax just in time to enjoy this post.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
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