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programmerhumor | INoMakeMistake | ias7qae | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | seaque42 | iasvsc9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's poly-morphin' time!<|eor|><|sor|>ONE POLYMORPHILLION INHERITANCES<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | Santa1936 | iassod0 | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>OK, now do composition and aggregation.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah cars are def not composed of people in any way. I don't even wanna see a gif of that...
reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/835ewd/the_bondage_chariot_the_unforgiven/<|eor|><|sor|>That guy looks so thrilled to be there lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | Embarrassed_Ring843 | iase7z2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>that show is this?<|eor|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbo_Teen<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | LightningOW | ias8zm4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I think it would make more sense if the Person extends Car.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | HeilFenrisulfr | iasstbd | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"I am Volkswagen"
Inugami Korone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | game_falor | ias900u | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>that show is this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | FrigoCoder | iass689 | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oh oh oh there is a real life example for this.
Corporation extends Person
With predictably absurd and buggy results.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | Santa1936 | iassq5b | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I thought you could only do this with ducks.<|eor|><|sor|>​
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<|eor|><|sor|>I feel like I'm looking at a slack chat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmerhumor | Random-Gif-Bot | iass0sq | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I thought you could only do this with ducks.<|eor|><|sor|>​
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<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | ktsktsstlstkkrsldt | iathzr5 | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's poly-morphin' time!<|eor|><|sor|>I love the scene where polymorpius morphs all over those bad guys.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmerhumor | boss5667 | w10j97 | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,899 |
programmerhumor | TheSentientMeatbag | ighmjd8 | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Chris Ferrie has a wonderful series of books about everything from Climate Change to Quantum Theory, all "for babies". I think they're mostly a gag gift, but actually explain the basic concepts pretty well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,501 |
programmerhumor | janhetjoch | ighrjta | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have that book, I read it to my nephews sometimes. Although they don't understand a thing (they're not yet two and don't *really* speak yet) they do seem to like it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 749 |
programmerhumor | _87- | igi44xt | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have that book, I read it to my nephews sometimes. Although they don't understand a thing (they're not yet two and don't *really* speak yet) they do seem to like it.<|eor|><|sor|>My daughter didn't like that one. My son is nine days old so I'll try it on him. I also have _Bayesian Statistics for Babies_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 459 |
programmerhumor | Sid_1298 | ighsnzv | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>When employers want ~~10~~ 20 years of experience before you turn ~~20~~ 10<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 305 |
programmerhumor | utkarsh_aryan | ighstfb | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>NGL, I could use such books right now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | ndxinroy7 | ighwghb | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My child is too old to be a Software Developer. He is already 6 years old.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | Musical_Tanks | igi5700 | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have that book, I read it to my nephews sometimes. Although they don't understand a thing (they're not yet two and don't *really* speak yet) they do seem to like it.<|eor|><|sor|>My daughter didn't like that one. My son is nine days old so I'll try it on him. I also have _Bayesian Statistics for Babies_<|eor|><|sor|>Man, sounds like the perfect book to put em to sleep with<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | deanrihpee | ighvlwk | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Chris Ferrie has a wonderful series of books about everything from Climate Change to Quantum Theory, all "for babies". I think they're mostly a gag gift, but actually explain the basic concepts pretty well.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>The baby probably more than the smartest "baby" in the room, they'll be the smartest person in the room<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | The6thExtinction | ighzxen | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Chris Ferrie has a wonderful series of books about everything from Climate Change to Quantum Theory, all "for babies". I think they're mostly a gag gift, but actually explain the basic concepts pretty well.<|eor|><|sor|>> for babies
Finally, a CS book that's my speed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | captain_crocubot | ighvzl6 | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>When employers want ~~10~~ 20 years of experience before you turn ~~20~~ 10<|eor|><|sor|>Im putting my balls in Sedgewicks books so that my spawn can grokk leetcode straight out the womb.
Bitch better be L5 or better when it graduates school.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | IdentifiableBurden | ighyeyu | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My child is too old to be a Software Developer. He is already 6 years old.<|eor|><|sor|>He's already falling behind in the JavaScript ecosystem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | ForcedRegister | igi5sru | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>NGL, I could use such books right now.<|eor|><|sor|>You should learn about Kafka through a children's book then, complete with watercolour otters: https://gentlydownthe.stream<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | Sid_1298 | ighy02k | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>When employers want ~~10~~ 20 years of experience before you turn ~~20~~ 10<|eor|><|sor|>Im putting my balls in Sedgewicks books so that my spawn can grokk leetcode straight out the womb.
Bitch better be L5 or better when it graduates school.<|eor|><|sor|>>Im putting my balls in Sedgewicks books so that my spawn can grokk leetcode straight out the womb.
That was quite possibly r/brandnewsentence material<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | gafana | igi1pe2 | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Chris Ferrie has a wonderful series of books about everything from Climate Change to Quantum Theory, all "for babies". I think they're mostly a gag gift, but actually explain the basic concepts pretty well.<|eor|><|sor|>Yup, got them all. My daughter and I read 10 books per night (she's almost 3) and those books never get touched. Not quite useful enough to really learn anything. Not quite childish enough to be entertaining. Funny to tell people though when they ask what we read when we read so many books each night.
"Last night we were working on machine learning and artificial intelligence but she really has been enjoying our readings on robotics and automation"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmerhumor | Badbullet | igidmf0 | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Chris Ferrie has a wonderful series of books about everything from Climate Change to Quantum Theory, all "for babies". I think they're mostly a gag gift, but actually explain the basic concepts pretty well.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>when i was a 6yo I just watched cool pictures from a thick chemistry book.
man that helped me a lot<|eor|><|sor|>I went through an old set of encyclopedias multiple times at that age. 60's encyclopedias (at least the set we had gifted to us) had so many cool cross sections and illustrations to explain how things worked. It's what got me into my "I'm gonna tear this apart and not put it back together" phase.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | Zekava | igi8za5 | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have that book, I read it to my nephews sometimes. Although they don't understand a thing (they're not yet two and don't *really* speak yet) they do seem to like it.<|eor|><|sor|>My daughter didn't like that one. My son is nine days old so I'll try it on him. I also have _Bayesian Statistics for Babies_<|eor|><|sor|>How to update your prior with new evidence when you have no prior thanks to... being a baby<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmerhumor | Logasvadek | igi4ogk | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where can I buy this book for a 26 yo man, myself namely. I do not understand anything about neural networks.<|eor|><|sor|>3blue1brown has an amazing series of videos on the basics of neural networks. [link](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZHQObOWTQDNU6R1_67000Dx_ZCJB-3pi)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmerhumor | ariehkovler | 9gj2e9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,708 |
programmerhumor | interfail | e64oenm | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once "optimized" a bit of code that literally just did the same calculation twice in a row because someone had moved it from another file and just pasted it in twice instead of once. Obviously I went to SVN history to find out which idiot did that. I did not like what I found.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,602 |
programmerhumor | zulu-bunsen | e64k9jt | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually keeping sleep statements is good practice. Ship the product with it and when customer comes back asking for performance improvement, remove all of them! <|eor|><|sor|>And what if they ask for more performance improvements?<|eor|><|sor|>Negative sleep statements<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,081 |
programmerhumor | thrilldigger | e64q6lf | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once "optimized" a bit of code that literally just did the same calculation twice in a row because someone had moved it from another file and just pasted it in twice instead of once. Obviously I went to SVN history to find out which idiot did that. I did not like what I found.<|eor|><|sor|>[Actual historical image of this event.](https://i.imgur.com/1WU8ron.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,462 |
programmerhumor | kaushal28 | e64k722 | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually keeping sleep statements is good practice. Ship the product with it and when customer comes back asking for performance improvement, remove all of them! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,455 |
programmerhumor | specialfred453 | e64l1hy | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm used to programming on platforms where the parameter for Sleep is in milliseconds. This confused me a little at first.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,157 |
programmerhumor | TheBlackCat13 | e64owf6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>...and watch everything break for no apparent reason because the `sleep` function was there to prevent a bug and no one knows why.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,764 |
programmerhumor | StarKill_yt | e64rg0t | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once "optimized" a bit of code that literally just did the same calculation twice in a row because someone had moved it from another file and just pasted it in twice instead of once. Obviously I went to SVN history to find out which idiot did that. I did not like what I found.<|eor|><|sor|>[Actual historical image of this event.](https://i.imgur.com/1WU8ron.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>I haven't clicked it yet but I stg if this is that Spiderman meme<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,551 |
programmerhumor | jakuski | e64k8ko | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually keeping sleep statements is good practice. Ship the product with it and when customer comes back asking for performance improvement, remove all of them! <|eor|><|sor|>And what if they ask for more performance improvements?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,270 |
programmerhumor | Robbinator | e64kdu9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually keeping sleep statements is good practice. Ship the product with it and when customer comes back asking for performance improvement, remove all of them! <|eor|><|sor|>And what if they ask for more performance improvements?<|eor|><|sor|>Negative sleep statements<|eor|><|sor|>Sleep (-10);<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,214 |
programmerhumor | lisbonant | e64lftj | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm used to programming on platforms where the parameter for Sleep is in milliseconds. This confused me a little at first.<|eor|><|sor|>Same deal here. All users of this product are just super amped up and in a hurry all the time, 30ms is unforgivable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 907 |
programmerhumor | ariehkovler | e64p80b | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>...and watch everything break for no apparent reason because the `sleep` function was there to prevent a bug and no one knows why.<|eor|><|soopr|>A race condition, usually. <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 640 |
programmerhumor | identicalBadger | e64rob3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once "optimized" a bit of code that literally just did the same calculation twice in a row because someone had moved it from another file and just pasted it in twice instead of once. Obviously I went to SVN history to find out which idiot did that. I did not like what I found.<|eor|><|sor|>[Actual historical image of this event.](https://i.imgur.com/1WU8ron.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>I haven't clicked it yet but I stg if this is that Spiderman meme<|eor|><|sor|>Here I was thinking I spend too much time on reddit. Now I know Im no where near the top percentiles. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 579 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | e64mmeo | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually keeping sleep statements is good practice. Ship the product with it and when customer comes back asking for performance improvement, remove all of them! <|eor|><|sor|>And what if they ask for more performance improvements?<|eor|><|sor|>Negative sleep statements<|eor|><|sor|>Sleep (-10);<|eor|><|sor|>Is that for the programmer or the machine?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 565 |
programmerhumor | 3X0S | e64jjbs | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Having the native sleep function interpret the given parameter as full seconds should give you a hint on what kind of people this technology was designed for...
Sloths, vegetables and the elderly <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 492 |
programmerhumor | Guano_Loco | e64wc7o | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once "optimized" a bit of code that literally just did the same calculation twice in a row because someone had moved it from another file and just pasted it in twice instead of once. Obviously I went to SVN history to find out which idiot did that. I did not like what I found.<|eor|><|sor|>I once had a very disconcerting opposite experience to this.
A coworker was describing an issue he was having with some work he was doing in excel and a lightbulb goes off. Im like, dude, I can totally automate that for you. So I ask a few questions and do a quick outline of what the vba should do and ask him to send me the file.
I open developer and... theres already code there. And it is doing exactly what I outline. Its decently written, could be better, but functional. As I get to the end I have this really weird feeling like... like if you stand up too fast after sitting a long time. At the bottom in a comment is my ID. I fucking wrote the code a few months back. I dont have any recollection of having done it.
I dont remember ever seeing that file before. But... it was written exactly how Id write it, same naming convention stuff, same idiot commentary type comment, and signed by my ID. I was overly fond of the word automagic instead of automatic and that was used in one of the alerts I had pop up.
After my brain slides back in to gear I ask him wtf is going on. He says , I thought you were making a joke. You wrote this months ago. I use it every day.
Apparently he was just griping about some piece of it and not the whole thing. When I started asking questions it was exactly how I did it previously so he assumed I was clowning him and he went along with it.
I have no idea wtf happened. This was 6 years ago. Im assuming I was sleep deprived or had a mini stroke or something. I have no idea. But at least the code was decent. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 443 |
programmerhumor | DemonicMandrill | e64skt9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>...and watch everything break for no apparent reason because the `sleep` function was there to prevent a bug and no one knows why.<|eor|><|soopr|>A race condition, usually. <|eoopr|><|sor|>It always comes down to race, doesn't it. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 429 |
programmerhumor | ablablababla | e64nius | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm used to programming on platforms where the parameter for Sleep is in milliseconds. This confused me a little at first.<|eor|><|sor|>Same deal here. All users of this product are just super amped up and in a hurry all the time, 30ms is unforgivable<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, that 30ms ruins my workflow <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | ariehkovler | e64kmws | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually keeping sleep statements is good practice. Ship the product with it and when customer comes back asking for performance improvement, remove all of them! <|eor|><|sor|>And what if they ask for more performance improvements?<|eor|><|sor|>Negative sleep statements<|eor|><|soopr|>You're a genius. <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 305 |
programmerhumor | tarekmasar | e650bgl | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once "optimized" a bit of code that literally just did the same calculation twice in a row because someone had moved it from another file and just pasted it in twice instead of once. Obviously I went to SVN history to find out which idiot did that. I did not like what I found.<|eor|><|sor|>I once had a very disconcerting opposite experience to this.
A coworker was describing an issue he was having with some work he was doing in excel and a lightbulb goes off. Im like, dude, I can totally automate that for you. So I ask a few questions and do a quick outline of what the vba should do and ask him to send me the file.
I open developer and... theres already code there. And it is doing exactly what I outline. Its decently written, could be better, but functional. As I get to the end I have this really weird feeling like... like if you stand up too fast after sitting a long time. At the bottom in a comment is my ID. I fucking wrote the code a few months back. I dont have any recollection of having done it.
I dont remember ever seeing that file before. But... it was written exactly how Id write it, same naming convention stuff, same idiot commentary type comment, and signed by my ID. I was overly fond of the word automagic instead of automatic and that was used in one of the alerts I had pop up.
After my brain slides back in to gear I ask him wtf is going on. He says , I thought you were making a joke. You wrote this months ago. I use it every day.
Apparently he was just griping about some piece of it and not the whole thing. When I started asking questions it was exactly how I did it previously so he assumed I was clowning him and he went along with it.
I have no idea wtf happened. This was 6 years ago. Im assuming I was sleep deprived or had a mini stroke or something. I have no idea. But at least the code was decent. <|eor|><|sor|>> at least the code was decent
I do feel this review is a bit biased<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | Mats56 | y41kqh | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,664 |
programmerhumor | Cirieno | isblt3u | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Little Bobby Tables and Johnny CRLF Doe. What a team.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10,857 |
programmerhumor | genericusername123 | isbsyxp | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Little Bobby Tables and Johnny CRLF Doe. What a team.<|eor|><|sor|>His classmates call him \r\n<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,540 |
programmerhumor | toastom69 | isbryf9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>You should instead include a null terminating character in the middle of his name so he breaks every form he comes across. Something like Matt\0hew.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,289 |
programmerhumor | GPareyouwithmoi | isbmf8j | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>These are not the realities you're looking for. The reason I've changed this is because I copied that text/concept of the joke and got rewarded for it. I don't find value in feeding the machine back in the things it spits out. I hate that it works so well. Oh well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,122 |
programmerhumor | Svitii | isbxvv1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine working with databases for a living, you have seen everything, every anomaly and the most stupid users you couldnt even imagine.
Then this guy comes along and wants a fucking line break in his sons name<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,669 |
programmerhumor | Tinfoilpain | isc5dnt | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>You should instead include a null terminating character in the middle of his name so he breaks every form he comes across. Something like Matt\0hew.<|eor|><|sor|>We all think we're clever but when a human sees this you'll end up with a kid named 'mattlohew'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,628 |
programmerhumor | Sad-Novel2229 | isbre4e | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>John\0Doe.
Congratz, you have no last name<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,569 |
programmerhumor | MrFiregem | isbugxl | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Little Bobby Tables and Johnny CRLF Doe. What a team.<|eor|><|sor|>His classmates call him \r\n<|eor|><|sor|>Can't believe he's already a nurse.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,310 |
programmerhumor | KerPop42 | isbnmz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Lol legal forms don't even support enye or umlauts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,017 |
programmerhumor | hrfuckingsucks | isbvy3e | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>the smartass will hit the brick wall of bureaucracy when the office registering the births will ask a million times "you want your son to be called John New Line?"<|eor|><|sor|>"it's a non-printable character"
"sir, we're talking about your child, not a character!"<|eor|><|sor|>"YOU'RE a NON-printable CHARACTER!!!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 916 |
programmerhumor | WesleySnopes | isdhxh8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>You should instead include a null terminating character in the middle of his name so he breaks every form he comes across. Something like Matt\0hew.<|eor|><|sor|>We all think we're clever but when a human sees this you'll end up with a kid named 'mattlohew'<|eor|><|sor|>Mattholomew<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 765 |
programmerhumor | Yasea | isc772c | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>John\0Doe.
Congratz, you have no last name<|eor|><|sor|>[The fun of having the last name Null.](https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 764 |
programmerhumor | GreyAngy | isbtwyp | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>the smartass will hit the brick wall of bureaucracy when the office registering the births will ask a million times "you want your son to be called John New Line?"<|eor|><|sor|>"Please, write the full name on this line"
"But there is only one line, I cannot write the full name on it"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 742 |
programmerhumor | xicor | isblji9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>the easiest way is to put in the name entry 'John\nDoe' and most software will display it that way<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 659 |
programmerhumor | WillWKM | isdqfjv | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>You should instead include a null terminating character in the middle of his name so he breaks every form he comes across. Something like Matt\0hew.<|eor|><|sor|>We all think we're clever but when a human sees this you'll end up with a kid named 'mattlohew'<|eor|><|sor|>Mattholomew<|eor|><|sor|>New apostle just dropped<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 654 |
programmerhumor | cesau78 | isc6hxd | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Little Bobby Tables and Johnny CRLF Doe. What a team.<|eor|><|sor|>His classmates call him \r\n<|eor|><|sor|>His friends just call him \\n<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 587 |
programmerhumor | whits427 | 117lla9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,651 |
programmerhumor | faze_fazebook | j9cf4t5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A few days later : Ok guys I approved a request from the customer that will fundamentally change everything. Also we are shipping in 6 weeks - good luck everybody else.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,716 |
programmerhumor | Dust405 | j9cgt2b | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its pretty normal to pull from the backlog if there are no more stories in a sprint. Thats usually a good thing since all planned work was completed. Dont think Ive ever seen anyone complain about that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,025 |
programmerhumor | itzNukeey | j9chdhz | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its pretty normal to pull from the backlog if there are no more stories in a sprint. Thats usually a good thing since all planned work was completed. Dont think Ive ever seen anyone complain about that.<|eor|><|sor|>Well lot of companies say they do agile but in reality they do iterative waterfall<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,277 |
programmerhumor | No_Willingness8007 | j9cjl8j | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A few days later : Ok guys I approved a request from the customer that will fundamentally change everything. Also we are shipping in 6 weeks - good luck everybody else.<|eor|><|sor|>6 weeks and a team? Wow, your place is generous.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,083 |
programmerhumor | zembriski | j9cne0v | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I thought "agile" meant that if I got done early, I can just shelve my changes and play games for two days, and then just commit on Friday...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,243 |
programmerhumor | International-Cut15 | j9coidd | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My old scrum master would say, help someone else before pulling in new - theres always over shoulder reviews or just plain old pairing that can be done<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,236 |
programmerhumor | l30nid45 | j9cn4te | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its pretty normal to pull from the backlog if there are no more stories in a sprint. Thats usually a good thing since all planned work was completed. Dont think Ive ever seen anyone complain about that.<|eor|><|sor|>Well lot of companies say they do agile but in reality they do iterative waterfall<|eor|><|sor|>i like the term 'scrumfall'
​
it is scrum, but in a waterfall cadence.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,049 |
programmerhumor | ProbablyGayingOnYou | j9cjgl9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its pretty normal to pull from the backlog if there are no more stories in a sprint. Thats usually a good thing since all planned work was completed. Dont think Ive ever seen anyone complain about that.<|eor|><|sor|>Well lot of companies say they do agile but in reality they do iterative waterfall<|eor|><|sor|>YUPwere agile for those folks just means We want you to do twice the work for the same price. Oh, and the whole aspect of teams self-selecting what they think they can accomplish from the product owners priorities never makes it into the playbook for these folks eitheryoure expected to make whatever deadlines they say, no matter how much they change the requirements<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 832 |
programmerhumor | Puzzleheaded-Weird66 | j9cxhmz | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A few days later : Ok guys I approved a request from the customer that will fundamentally change everything. Also we are shipping in 6 weeks - good luck everybody else.<|eor|><|sor|>6 weeks and a team? Wow, your place is generous.<|eor|><|sor|>mine just makes me go solo and gives me 4 months without overtime pay<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 792 |
programmerhumor | Shadow_Thief | j9cengo | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or - crazy thought - get paid to do literally nothing?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 761 |
programmerhumor | knusper_gelee | j9cj85c | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>velocity should change. that's why we measure it. to see if we can get faster or to see if something is slowing us down.
also, no scrum master ever has complained about the team being too fast. he can get sceptic about tests and deployment... but not about a solid job done quick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 595 |
programmerhumor | No_Willingness8007 | j9d1mzy | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A few days later : Ok guys I approved a request from the customer that will fundamentally change everything. Also we are shipping in 6 weeks - good luck everybody else.<|eor|><|sor|>6 weeks and a team? Wow, your place is generous.<|eor|><|sor|>mine just makes me go solo and gives me 4 months without overtime pay<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, my company got bought at start of 2020. We had 5 people dedicated to a software that I am now the sole developer for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 565 |
programmerhumor | raagthegamer | j9cyssy | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I thought "agile" meant that if I got done early, I can just shelve my changes and play games for two days, and then just commit on Friday...<|eor|><|sor|>This guy agiles<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 563 |
programmerhumor | SaturnRingMaker | j9ct4n6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The bit that gets me is this:
You're working on a 3-year project as an Agile team, broken into phases and doing 2-week sprints the whole time. The project is a marathon, but every second is spent trying to meet sprint deadlines so it becomes an endless fucking fast-paced nightmare. And trying to create documentation is a luxury.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 556 |
programmerhumor | TK9_VS | j9di4xb | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I thought "agile" meant that if I got done early, I can just shelve my changes and play games for two days, and then just commit on Friday...<|eor|><|sor|>At my old job we would just go home.
Of course, it was considered rude to go home if the sprint wasn't closed yet so you would go and try to help your coworkers first, or see if QA needed some extra hands.
But yeah, that was great. Usually we didn't ditch a sprint if we finished more than a day early, we would chalk that up to bad planning and pull in some extra work we knew we could finish before sprint end, but we did go home on fridays at like 10 or 12 PM many a time. And supervisors would berate us for staying in the office if the sprint was closed. They'd be like "What are you doing here? Sprint's closed, go home!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 555 |
programmerhumor | MiserableLadder5336 | j9d03bm | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My old scrum master would say, help someone else before pulling in new - theres always over shoulder reviews or just plain old pairing that can be done<|eor|><|sor|>Your scrum master actually did something? Hell mine doesnt even show up to the meetings most of the time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 545 |
programmerhumor | zembriski | j9cntsn | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its pretty normal to pull from the backlog if there are no more stories in a sprint. Thats usually a good thing since all planned work was completed. Dont think Ive ever seen anyone complain about that.<|eor|><|sor|>Well lot of companies say they do agile but in reality they do iterative waterfall<|eor|><|sor|>YUPwere agile for those folks just means We want you to do twice the work for the same price. Oh, and the whole aspect of teams self-selecting what they think they can accomplish from the product owners priorities never makes it into the playbook for these folks eitheryoure expected to make whatever deadlines they say, no matter how much they change the requirements<|eor|><|sor|>Holy crap... I... I might actually be on an agile team... I didn't think they were actually real, but based on what I'm hearing you say here, the fact that I'm expected to work 40-ish (not more unless there's a legit emergency, which I think has happened once in the past 2 years) hours, and they honor it when I say how long something's going to take (and then also when I come back and say I was dumber than I thought and it's taking longer), I think maybe we're agile.
Huh. I guess that's something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 534 |
programmerhumor | Yasutsuna96 | j9d3ekb | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A few days later : Ok guys I approved a request from the customer that will fundamentally change everything. Also we are shipping in 6 weeks - good luck everybody else.<|eor|><|sor|>6 weeks and a team? Wow, your place is generous.<|eor|><|sor|>mine just makes me go solo and gives me 4 months without overtime pay<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, my company got bought at start of 2020. We had 5 people dedicated to a software that I am now the sole developer for.<|eor|><|sor|>Time to make a ghost the sole developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 513 |
programmerhumor | gonzo_thegreat | j9dbwcc | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its pretty normal to pull from the backlog if there are no more stories in a sprint. Thats usually a good thing since all planned work was completed. Dont think Ive ever seen anyone complain about that.<|eor|><|sor|>Well lot of companies say they do agile but in reality they do iterative waterfall<|eor|><|sor|>i like the term 'scrumfall'
​
it is scrum, but in a waterfall cadence.<|eor|><|sor|>I use the term water fragile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 483 |
programmerhumor | MediocreDungeonMastr | j9ctvdx | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its pretty normal to pull from the backlog if there are no more stories in a sprint. Thats usually a good thing since all planned work was completed. Dont think Ive ever seen anyone complain about that.<|eor|><|sor|>Well lot of companies say they do agile but in reality they do iterative waterfall<|eor|><|sor|>YUPwere agile for those folks just means We want you to do twice the work for the same price. Oh, and the whole aspect of teams self-selecting what they think they can accomplish from the product owners priorities never makes it into the playbook for these folks eitheryoure expected to make whatever deadlines they say, no matter how much they change the requirements<|eor|><|sor|>Holy crap... I... I might actually be on an agile team... I didn't think they were actually real, but based on what I'm hearing you say here, the fact that I'm expected to work 40-ish (not more unless there's a legit emergency, which I think has happened once in the past 2 years) hours, and they honor it when I say how long something's going to take (and then also when I come back and say I was dumber than I thought and it's taking longer), I think maybe we're agile.
Huh. I guess that's something.<|eor|><|sor|>>they honor it when I say how long something's going to take (and then also when I come back and say I was dumber than I thought and it's taking longer)
Your manager isnt just a unicorn but a very specific species of unicorn<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | SexyMuon | zsgxzq | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,486 |
programmerhumor | coloredgreyscale | j183iet | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4:04 am sleep not found<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,592 |
programmerhumor | ahmuh1306 | j184tll | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm the only programmer that I've come across who is not a borderline insomniac. After 10pm my brain just... Stops. I've had to stay up past that time deploying a major feature and dealing with complications, and my coworkers were all peak energy and able to do complex problem solving at 2AM. Meanwhile I've been working overtime just to keep my eyes open beyond 10pm.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 683 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | j180jkx | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't think there is a plural of code in programming. It's the one code, the mother code if you will, the ultimate representation of the logic of man from which all wisdom springs. "Codes" is for like, areas and stuff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 681 |
programmerhumor | Drishal | j184hbg | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4:04 am sleep not found<|eor|><|sor|>4:03 am: sleep forbidden
5:03am: sleep unavailable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 624 |
programmerhumor | FabulousSOB | j18al9d | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm the only programmer that I've come across who is not a borderline insomniac. After 10pm my brain just... Stops. I've had to stay up past that time deploying a major feature and dealing with complications, and my coworkers were all peak energy and able to do complex problem solving at 2AM. Meanwhile I've been working overtime just to keep my eyes open beyond 10pm.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the managerial sleep schedule. You probably get decent exercise too while some others might still be coding. This is a precursor to saying something like "should we have the daily at 08:15?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 411 |
programmerhumor | coloredgreyscale | j187gr3 | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4:04 am sleep not found<|eor|><|sor|>4:03 am: sleep forbidden
5:03am: sleep unavailable<|eor|><|sor|>4:01 unauthorized<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
programmerhumor | technicallypoofed | j186h04 | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't think there is a plural of code in programming. It's the one code, the mother code if you will, the ultimate representation of the logic of man from which all wisdom springs. "Codes" is for like, areas and stuff<|eor|><|sor|>I like how your comment changes 'tempo' as you read:
Beginning: Flat
Middle: Build quickly toward climax
End: Plunge back to flat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
programmerhumor | bb1950328 | j189u85 | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4:04 am sleep not found<|eor|><|sor|>4:03 am: sleep forbidden
5:03am: sleep unavailable<|eor|><|sor|>4:01 unauthorized<|eor|><|sor|>2:00 ok<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
programmerhumor | davawen | j18maio | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm the only programmer that I've come across who is not a borderline insomniac. After 10pm my brain just... Stops. I've had to stay up past that time deploying a major feature and dealing with complications, and my coworkers were all peak energy and able to do complex problem solving at 2AM. Meanwhile I've been working overtime just to keep my eyes open beyond 10pm.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the managerial sleep schedule. You probably get decent exercise too while some others might still be coding. This is a precursor to saying something like "should we have the daily at 08:15?"<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not a manager, I'm fairly junior at my company but I work remotely and my company doesn't really have fixed working hours, just have to be in meetings and be accessible to team members throughout the day but I can work at my own time.
This allows me to go to the gym every afternoon and get my exercise in (probably why I have a decent sleep schedule lol) and because I'm a people-deprived extrovert I often work at a coffee shop.
I'm grateful for remote work and the flexibility it gives me even though it gets very isolating sometimes!<|eor|><|sor|>you're like the antithesis to the programmer stereotype<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | hadidotj | j18bm4z | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4:04 am sleep not found<|eor|><|sor|>4:03 am: sleep forbidden
5:03am: sleep unavailable<|eor|><|sor|>4:01 unauthorized<|eor|><|sor|>2:00 ok<|eor|><|sor|>3:02 Found sleep
4:05 Method of sleep not allowed
4:10 Sleep gone<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
programmerhumor | ahmuh1306 | j18b32y | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm the only programmer that I've come across who is not a borderline insomniac. After 10pm my brain just... Stops. I've had to stay up past that time deploying a major feature and dealing with complications, and my coworkers were all peak energy and able to do complex problem solving at 2AM. Meanwhile I've been working overtime just to keep my eyes open beyond 10pm.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the managerial sleep schedule. You probably get decent exercise too while some others might still be coding. This is a precursor to saying something like "should we have the daily at 08:15?"<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not a manager, I'm fairly junior at my company but I work remotely and my company doesn't really have fixed working hours, just have to be in meetings and be accessible to team members throughout the day but I can work at my own time.
This allows me to go to the gym every afternoon and get my exercise in (probably why I have a decent sleep schedule lol) and because I'm a people-deprived extrovert I often work at a coffee shop.
I'm grateful for remote work and the flexibility it gives me even though it gets very isolating sometimes!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | jfmherokiller | j180jlj | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have yet to meet somone who deals with coding who also has a decent sleep schedule.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
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