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programmerhumor | INoMakeMistake | ias7qae | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | seaque42 | iasvsc9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's poly-morphin' time!<|eor|><|sor|>ONE POLYMORPHILLION INHERITANCES<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | Santa1936 | iassod0 | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>OK, now do composition and aggregation.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah cars are def not composed of people in any way. I don't even wanna see a gif of that...
reddit.com/r/Bossfight/co... | 127 |
programmerhumor | Embarrassed_Ring843 | iase7z2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>that show is this?<|eor|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbo_Teen<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | LightningOW | ias8zm4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I think it would make more sense if the Person extends Car.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | HeilFenrisulfr | iasstbd | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"I am Volkswagen"
Inugami Korone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | game_falor | ias900u | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>that show is this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | FrigoCoder | iass689 | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oh oh oh there is a real life example for this.
Corporation extends Person
With predictably absurd and buggy results.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | Santa1936 | iassq5b | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I thought you could only do this with ducks.<|eor|><|sor|>​
<|eor|><|sor|>​
<|eor|><|sor|>I feel ... | 65 |
programmerhumor | Random-Gif-Bot | iass0sq | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I thought you could only do this with ducks.<|eor|><|sor|>​
<|eor|><|sor|>​
<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 64 |
programmerhumor | ktsktsstlstkkrsldt | iathzr5 | <|sols|><|sot|>The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4iwza8gdf0391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's poly-morphin' time!<|eor|><|sor|>I love the scene where polymorpius morphs all over those bad guys.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmerhumor | boss5667 | w10j97 | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,899 |
programmerhumor | TheSentientMeatbag | ighmjd8 | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Chris Ferrie has a wonderful series of books about everything from Climate Change to Quantum Theory, all "for babies". I think they're mostly a gag gift, but actually explain the ba... | 1,501 |
programmerhumor | janhetjoch | ighrjta | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have that book, I read it to my nephews sometimes. Although they don't understand a thing (they're not yet two and don't *really* speak yet) they do seem to like it.<|eor|><|eols... | 749 |
programmerhumor | _87- | igi44xt | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have that book, I read it to my nephews sometimes. Although they don't understand a thing (they're not yet two and don't *really* speak yet) they do seem to like it.<|eor|><|sor|... | 459 |
programmerhumor | Sid_1298 | ighsnzv | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>When employers want ~~10~~ 20 years of experience before you turn ~~20~~ 10<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 305 |
programmerhumor | utkarsh_aryan | ighstfb | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>NGL, I could use such books right now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | ndxinroy7 | ighwghb | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My child is too old to be a Software Developer. He is already 6 years old.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | Musical_Tanks | igi5700 | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have that book, I read it to my nephews sometimes. Although they don't understand a thing (they're not yet two and don't *really* speak yet) they do seem to like it.<|eor|><|sor|... | 154 |
programmerhumor | deanrihpee | ighvlwk | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Chris Ferrie has a wonderful series of books about everything from Climate Change to Quantum Theory, all "for babies". I think they're mostly a gag gift, but actually explain the ba... | 134 |
programmerhumor | The6thExtinction | ighzxen | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Chris Ferrie has a wonderful series of books about everything from Climate Change to Quantum Theory, all "for babies". I think they're mostly a gag gift, but actually explain the ba... | 130 |
programmerhumor | captain_crocubot | ighvzl6 | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>When employers want ~~10~~ 20 years of experience before you turn ~~20~~ 10<|eor|><|sor|>Im putting my balls in Sedgewicks books so that my spawn can grokk leetcode straight out th... | 130 |
programmerhumor | IdentifiableBurden | ighyeyu | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My child is too old to be a Software Developer. He is already 6 years old.<|eor|><|sor|>He's already falling behind in the JavaScript ecosystem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | ForcedRegister | igi5sru | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>NGL, I could use such books right now.<|eor|><|sor|>You should learn about Kafka through a children's book then, complete with watercolour otters: https://gentlydownthe.stream<|eor|... | 90 |
programmerhumor | Sid_1298 | ighy02k | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>When employers want ~~10~~ 20 years of experience before you turn ~~20~~ 10<|eor|><|sor|>Im putting my balls in Sedgewicks books so that my spawn can grokk leetcode straight out th... | 71 |
programmerhumor | gafana | igi1pe2 | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Chris Ferrie has a wonderful series of books about everything from Climate Change to Quantum Theory, all "for babies". I think they're mostly a gag gift, but actually explain the ba... | 70 |
programmerhumor | Badbullet | igidmf0 | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Chris Ferrie has a wonderful series of books about everything from Climate Change to Quantum Theory, all "for babies". I think they're mostly a gag gift, but actually explain the ba... | 63 |
programmerhumor | Zekava | igi8za5 | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have that book, I read it to my nephews sometimes. Although they don't understand a thing (they're not yet two and don't *really* speak yet) they do seem to like it.<|eor|><|sor|... | 51 |
programmerhumor | Logasvadek | igi4ogk | <|sols|><|sot|>When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1h80h3tuk2c91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where can I buy this book for a 26 yo man, myself namely. I do not understand anything about neural networks.<|eor|><|sor|>3blue1brown has an amazing series of videos on the basics ... | 42 |
programmerhumor | ariehkovler | 9gj2e9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,708 |
programmerhumor | interfail | e64oenm | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once "optimized" a bit of code that literally just did the same calculation twice in a row because someone had moved it from another file and just pasted it in twice instead of once. Obviously I went to SVN history t... | 4,602 |
programmerhumor | zulu-bunsen | e64k9jt | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually keeping sleep statements is good practice. Ship the product with it and when customer comes back asking for performance improvement, remove all of them! <|eor|><|sor|>And what if they ask for more performance ... | 4,081 |
programmerhumor | thrilldigger | e64q6lf | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once "optimized" a bit of code that literally just did the same calculation twice in a row because someone had moved it from another file and just pasted it in twice instead of once. Obviously I went to SVN history t... | 3,462 |
programmerhumor | kaushal28 | e64k722 | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually keeping sleep statements is good practice. Ship the product with it and when customer comes back asking for performance improvement, remove all of them! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,455 |
programmerhumor | specialfred453 | e64l1hy | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm used to programming on platforms where the parameter for Sleep is in milliseconds. This confused me a little at first.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,157 |
programmerhumor | TheBlackCat13 | e64owf6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>...and watch everything break for no apparent reason because the `sleep` function was there to prevent a bug and no one knows why.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,764 |
programmerhumor | StarKill_yt | e64rg0t | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once "optimized" a bit of code that literally just did the same calculation twice in a row because someone had moved it from another file and just pasted it in twice instead of once. Obviously I went to SVN history t... | 1,551 |
programmerhumor | jakuski | e64k8ko | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually keeping sleep statements is good practice. Ship the product with it and when customer comes back asking for performance improvement, remove all of them! <|eor|><|sor|>And what if they ask for more performance ... | 1,270 |
programmerhumor | Robbinator | e64kdu9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually keeping sleep statements is good practice. Ship the product with it and when customer comes back asking for performance improvement, remove all of them! <|eor|><|sor|>And what if they ask for more performance ... | 1,214 |
programmerhumor | lisbonant | e64lftj | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm used to programming on platforms where the parameter for Sleep is in milliseconds. This confused me a little at first.<|eor|><|sor|>Same deal here. All users of this product are just super amped up and in a hurry ... | 907 |
programmerhumor | ariehkovler | e64p80b | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>...and watch everything break for no apparent reason because the `sleep` function was there to prevent a bug and no one knows why.<|eor|><|soopr|>A race condition, usually. <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 640 |
programmerhumor | identicalBadger | e64rob3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once "optimized" a bit of code that literally just did the same calculation twice in a row because someone had moved it from another file and just pasted it in twice instead of once. Obviously I went to SVN history t... | 579 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | e64mmeo | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually keeping sleep statements is good practice. Ship the product with it and when customer comes back asking for performance improvement, remove all of them! <|eor|><|sor|>And what if they ask for more performance ... | 565 |
programmerhumor | 3X0S | e64jjbs | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Having the native sleep function interpret the given parameter as full seconds should give you a hint on what kind of people this technology was designed for...
Sloths, vegetables and the elderly <|eor|><|eols|><|end... | 492 |
programmerhumor | Guano_Loco | e64wc7o | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once "optimized" a bit of code that literally just did the same calculation twice in a row because someone had moved it from another file and just pasted it in twice instead of once. Obviously I went to SVN history t... | 443 |
programmerhumor | DemonicMandrill | e64skt9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>...and watch everything break for no apparent reason because the `sleep` function was there to prevent a bug and no one knows why.<|eor|><|soopr|>A race condition, usually. <|eoopr|><|sor|>It always comes down to race,... | 429 |
programmerhumor | ablablababla | e64nius | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm used to programming on platforms where the parameter for Sleep is in milliseconds. This confused me a little at first.<|eor|><|sor|>Same deal here. All users of this product are just super amped up and in a hurry ... | 329 |
programmerhumor | ariehkovler | e64kmws | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually keeping sleep statements is good practice. Ship the product with it and when customer comes back asking for performance improvement, remove all of them! <|eor|><|sor|>And what if they ask for more performance ... | 305 |
programmerhumor | tarekmasar | e650bgl | <|sols|><|sot|>Optimizing startup times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xuwcl2v7xrm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once "optimized" a bit of code that literally just did the same calculation twice in a row because someone had moved it from another file and just pasted it in twice instead of once. Obviously I went to SVN history t... | 303 |
programmerhumor | Mats56 | y41kqh | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,664 |
programmerhumor | Cirieno | isblt3u | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Little Bobby Tables and Johnny CRLF Doe. What a team.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10,857 |
programmerhumor | genericusername123 | isbsyxp | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Little Bobby Tables and Johnny CRLF Doe. What a team.<|eor|><|sor|>His classmates call him \r\n<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,540 |
programmerhumor | toastom69 | isbryf9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>You should instead include a null terminating character in the middle of his name so he breaks every form he comes across. Something like Matt\0hew.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,289 |
programmerhumor | GPareyouwithmoi | isbmf8j | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>These are not the realities you're looking for. The reason I've changed this is because I copied that text/concept of the joke and got rewarded for it. I don't find value in feeding the machine back in th... | 3,122 |
programmerhumor | Svitii | isbxvv1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine working with databases for a living, you have seen everything, every anomaly and the most stupid users you couldnt even imagine.
Then this guy comes along and wants a fucking line break in his so... | 1,669 |
programmerhumor | Tinfoilpain | isc5dnt | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>You should instead include a null terminating character in the middle of his name so he breaks every form he comes across. Something like Matt\0hew.<|eor|><|sor|>We all think we're clever but when a human... | 1,628 |
programmerhumor | Sad-Novel2229 | isbre4e | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>John\0Doe.
Congratz, you have no last name<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,569 |
programmerhumor | MrFiregem | isbugxl | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Little Bobby Tables and Johnny CRLF Doe. What a team.<|eor|><|sor|>His classmates call him \r\n<|eor|><|sor|>Can't believe he's already a nurse.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,310 |
programmerhumor | KerPop42 | isbnmz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Lol legal forms don't even support enye or umlauts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,017 |
programmerhumor | hrfuckingsucks | isbvy3e | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>the smartass will hit the brick wall of bureaucracy when the office registering the births will ask a million times "you want your son to be called John New Line?"<|eor|><|sor|>"it's a non-printable chara... | 916 |
programmerhumor | WesleySnopes | isdhxh8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>You should instead include a null terminating character in the middle of his name so he breaks every form he comes across. Something like Matt\0hew.<|eor|><|sor|>We all think we're clever but when a human... | 765 |
programmerhumor | Yasea | isc772c | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>John\0Doe.
Congratz, you have no last name<|eor|><|sor|>[The fun of having the last name Null.](https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 764 |
programmerhumor | GreyAngy | isbtwyp | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>the smartass will hit the brick wall of bureaucracy when the office registering the births will ask a million times "you want your son to be called John New Line?"<|eor|><|sor|>"Please, write the full nam... | 742 |
programmerhumor | xicor | isblji9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>the easiest way is to put in the name entry 'John\nDoe' and most software will display it that way<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 659 |
programmerhumor | WillWKM | isdqfjv | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>You should instead include a null terminating character in the middle of his name so he breaks every form he comes across. Something like Matt\0hew.<|eor|><|sor|>We all think we're clever but when a human... | 654 |
programmerhumor | cesau78 | isc6hxd | <|sols|><|sot|>Please, I don't want to implement this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1vzngifwett91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Little Bobby Tables and Johnny CRLF Doe. What a team.<|eor|><|sor|>His classmates call him \r\n<|eor|><|sor|>His friends just call him \\n<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 587 |
programmerhumor | whits427 | 117lla9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,651 |
programmerhumor | faze_fazebook | j9cf4t5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A few days later : Ok guys I approved a request from the customer that will fundamentally change everything. Also we are shipping in 6 weeks - good luck everybody else.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,716 |
programmerhumor | Dust405 | j9cgt2b | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its pretty normal to pull from the backlog if there are no more stories in a sprint. Thats usually a good thing since all planned work was completed. Dont think Ive ever seen anyone complain about that.<|eor|><|eols|><|e... | 5,025 |
programmerhumor | itzNukeey | j9chdhz | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its pretty normal to pull from the backlog if there are no more stories in a sprint. Thats usually a good thing since all planned work was completed. Dont think Ive ever seen anyone complain about that.<|eor|><|sor|>Well... | 3,277 |
programmerhumor | No_Willingness8007 | j9cjl8j | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A few days later : Ok guys I approved a request from the customer that will fundamentally change everything. Also we are shipping in 6 weeks - good luck everybody else.<|eor|><|sor|>6 weeks and a team? Wow, your place is g... | 3,083 |
programmerhumor | zembriski | j9cne0v | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I thought "agile" meant that if I got done early, I can just shelve my changes and play games for two days, and then just commit on Friday...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,243 |
programmerhumor | International-Cut15 | j9coidd | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My old scrum master would say, help someone else before pulling in new - theres always over shoulder reviews or just plain old pairing that can be done<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,236 |
programmerhumor | l30nid45 | j9cn4te | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its pretty normal to pull from the backlog if there are no more stories in a sprint. Thats usually a good thing since all planned work was completed. Dont think Ive ever seen anyone complain about that.<|eor|><|sor|>Well... | 1,049 |
programmerhumor | ProbablyGayingOnYou | j9cjgl9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its pretty normal to pull from the backlog if there are no more stories in a sprint. Thats usually a good thing since all planned work was completed. Dont think Ive ever seen anyone complain about that.<|eor|><|sor|>Well... | 832 |
programmerhumor | Puzzleheaded-Weird66 | j9cxhmz | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A few days later : Ok guys I approved a request from the customer that will fundamentally change everything. Also we are shipping in 6 weeks - good luck everybody else.<|eor|><|sor|>6 weeks and a team? Wow, your place is g... | 792 |
programmerhumor | Shadow_Thief | j9cengo | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or - crazy thought - get paid to do literally nothing?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 761 |
programmerhumor | knusper_gelee | j9cj85c | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>velocity should change. that's why we measure it. to see if we can get faster or to see if something is slowing us down.
also, no scrum master ever has complained about the team being too fast. he can get sceptic about tes... | 595 |
programmerhumor | No_Willingness8007 | j9d1mzy | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A few days later : Ok guys I approved a request from the customer that will fundamentally change everything. Also we are shipping in 6 weeks - good luck everybody else.<|eor|><|sor|>6 weeks and a team? Wow, your place is g... | 565 |
programmerhumor | raagthegamer | j9cyssy | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I thought "agile" meant that if I got done early, I can just shelve my changes and play games for two days, and then just commit on Friday...<|eor|><|sor|>This guy agiles<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 563 |
programmerhumor | SaturnRingMaker | j9ct4n6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The bit that gets me is this:
You're working on a 3-year project as an Agile team, broken into phases and doing 2-week sprints the whole time. The project is a marathon, but every second is spent trying to meet sprint dead... | 556 |
programmerhumor | TK9_VS | j9di4xb | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I thought "agile" meant that if I got done early, I can just shelve my changes and play games for two days, and then just commit on Friday...<|eor|><|sor|>At my old job we would just go home.
Of course, it was considered ... | 555 |
programmerhumor | MiserableLadder5336 | j9d03bm | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My old scrum master would say, help someone else before pulling in new - theres always over shoulder reviews or just plain old pairing that can be done<|eor|><|sor|>Your scrum master actually did something? Hell mine doesn... | 545 |
programmerhumor | zembriski | j9cntsn | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its pretty normal to pull from the backlog if there are no more stories in a sprint. Thats usually a good thing since all planned work was completed. Dont think Ive ever seen anyone complain about that.<|eor|><|sor|>Well... | 534 |
programmerhumor | Yasutsuna96 | j9d3ekb | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A few days later : Ok guys I approved a request from the customer that will fundamentally change everything. Also we are shipping in 6 weeks - good luck everybody else.<|eor|><|sor|>6 weeks and a team? Wow, your place is g... | 513 |
programmerhumor | gonzo_thegreat | j9dbwcc | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its pretty normal to pull from the backlog if there are no more stories in a sprint. Thats usually a good thing since all planned work was completed. Dont think Ive ever seen anyone complain about that.<|eor|><|sor|>Well... | 483 |
programmerhumor | MediocreDungeonMastr | j9ctvdx | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta love being "Agile"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/MexLwH2.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its pretty normal to pull from the backlog if there are no more stories in a sprint. Thats usually a good thing since all planned work was completed. Dont think Ive ever seen anyone complain about that.<|eor|><|sor|>Well... | 478 |
programmerhumor | SexyMuon | zsgxzq | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,486 |
programmerhumor | coloredgreyscale | j183iet | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4:04 am sleep not found<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,592 |
programmerhumor | ahmuh1306 | j184tll | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm the only programmer that I've come across who is not a borderline insomniac. After 10pm my brain just... Stops. I've had to stay up past that time deploying a major feature and dealing with complications, and my coworkers we... | 683 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | j180jkx | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't think there is a plural of code in programming. It's the one code, the mother code if you will, the ultimate representation of the logic of man from which all wisdom springs. "Codes" is for like, areas and stuff<|eor|><|... | 681 |
programmerhumor | Drishal | j184hbg | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4:04 am sleep not found<|eor|><|sor|>4:03 am: sleep forbidden
5:03am: sleep unavailable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 624 |
programmerhumor | FabulousSOB | j18al9d | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm the only programmer that I've come across who is not a borderline insomniac. After 10pm my brain just... Stops. I've had to stay up past that time deploying a major feature and dealing with complications, and my coworkers we... | 411 |
programmerhumor | coloredgreyscale | j187gr3 | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4:04 am sleep not found<|eor|><|sor|>4:03 am: sleep forbidden
5:03am: sleep unavailable<|eor|><|sor|>4:01 unauthorized<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
programmerhumor | technicallypoofed | j186h04 | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't think there is a plural of code in programming. It's the one code, the mother code if you will, the ultimate representation of the logic of man from which all wisdom springs. "Codes" is for like, areas and stuff<|eor|><|... | 291 |
programmerhumor | bb1950328 | j189u85 | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4:04 am sleep not found<|eor|><|sor|>4:03 am: sleep forbidden
5:03am: sleep unavailable<|eor|><|sor|>4:01 unauthorized<|eor|><|sor|>2:00 ok<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
programmerhumor | davawen | j18maio | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm the only programmer that I've come across who is not a borderline insomniac. After 10pm my brain just... Stops. I've had to stay up past that time deploying a major feature and dealing with complications, and my coworkers we... | 257 |
programmerhumor | hadidotj | j18bm4z | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4:04 am sleep not found<|eor|><|sor|>4:03 am: sleep forbidden
5:03am: sleep unavailable<|eor|><|sor|>4:01 unauthorized<|eor|><|sor|>2:00 ok<|eor|><|sor|>3:02 Found sleep
4:05 Method of sleep not allowed
4:10 Sleep gone<|eor|... | 205 |
programmerhumor | ahmuh1306 | j18b32y | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm the only programmer that I've come across who is not a borderline insomniac. After 10pm my brain just... Stops. I've had to stay up past that time deploying a major feature and dealing with complications, and my coworkers we... | 200 |
programmerhumor | jfmherokiller | j180jlj | <|sols|><|sot|>computer codes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f39zyf2ecg7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have yet to meet somone who deals with coding who also has a decent sleep schedule.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
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