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programmerhumor | WizardErik | iir17hd | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>A real programmer works on his side projects at home. Do you want to be a real programmer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | photenth | iir4pl7 | <|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah it sometimes really is like that <|eor|><|sor|>When I'm out of the door/logged out, I won't give a second thought to anything at work.
Learn this and you can live a healthier life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | HexR1se | lgvqyv | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,299 |
programmerhumor | ts_m4 | gmtvnln | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,211 |
programmerhumor | hillman_avenger | gmtwjh7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once you are salaried, you realise that more code = more to go wrong = more potential bugs = more code to test = longer code reviews.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,127 |
programmerhumor | Ace-O-Matic | gmu4h4d | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget playing access whack-a-mole with devops where you gain access to some services to finish the task and magically lose acc... | 2,110 |
programmerhumor | Holek | gmujqgy | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget playing access whack-a-mole with devops where you gain access to some services to finish the task and magically lose acc... | 1,057 |
programmerhumor | not_a_doctor_ssh | gmuaewk | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget playing access whack-a-mole with devops where you gain access to some services to finish the task and magically lose acc... | 955 |
programmerhumor | Thetman38 | gmu0py1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Those 10 lines were after parsing the cryptic algorithms the lead architect wrote 15 years ago<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 831 |
programmerhumor | user124576 | gmttavv | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it bad I feel like the second pic as a student?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 788 |
programmerhumor | ilovebitoque | gmtybl4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once you are salaried, you realise that more code = more to go wrong = more potential bugs = more code to test = longer code reviews.<|eor|><|sor|>that actually made a lot of sense... I think a lot more of the maintainabi... | 684 |
programmerhumor | Snow88 | gmtyng7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In school my code usually only ever needed to handle the happy path. Rarely were we required to handle bad user input or fed up data. Also it was almost always starting from scratch vs adding or changing something without... | 642 |
programmerhumor | thoeoe | gmu9kb7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Those 10 lines were after parsing the cryptic algorithms the lead architect wrote 15 years ago<|eor|><|sor|>I definitely feel like a genius when, after hours of poking and prodding, I discover the 1 line of code I need to... | 411 |
programmerhumor | i_carry_your_heart | gmu04gp | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once you are salaried, you realise that more code = more to go wrong = more potential bugs = more code to test = longer code reviews.<|eor|><|sor|>that actually made a lot of sense... I think a lot more of the maintainabi... | 355 |
programmerhumor | widowhanzo | gmtvd0h | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it bad I feel like the second pic as a student?<|eor|><|sor|>Nope. The difference between the two isnt really student vs salaried, but passion vs no passion
Typically as a student, you get some say in what the project... | 351 |
programmerhumor | christianrxd | gmu23sb | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In school my code usually only ever needed to handle the happy path. Rarely were we required to handle bad user input or fed up data. Also it was almost always starting from scratch vs adding or changing something without... | 282 |
programmerhumor | ThisIsBanEvasion | gmurfes | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget playing access whack-a-mole with devops where you gain access to some services to finish the task and magically lose acc... | 249 |
programmerhumor | robot65536 | gmuat6m | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget playing access whack-a-mole with devops where you gain access to some services to finish the task and magically lose acc... | 236 |
programmerhumor | xSTSxZerglingOne | gmuhecm | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change<|eor|><|sor|>And the 4 rejected code reviews and 3 merge conflicts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | F3nix123 | gmuxm6k | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change<|eor|><|sor|>And the 4 rejected code reviews and 3 merge conflicts.<|eor|><|sor|>Joke on you, we only rebase and force push. Even on master and ex... | 223 |
programmerhumor | the_other_brand | gmtxclz | <|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it bad I feel like the second pic as a student?<|eor|><|sor|>My experience was the same as yours. Flip the meme and that's how I feel between Student and Salaried.
When you're a student everything you work on is new,... | 216 |
programmerhumor | tomadimitrie | ejekym | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,270 |
programmerhumor | puplicy | fcxb4ur | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good example of working solution that is hard to maintain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,311 |
programmerhumor | Plungerdz | fcx6wqf | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As funny as this meme is, I think the original picture makes sense, since the lock itself was by no means wide enough to reach both handles. Therefore, that use of scissors is high key clever.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 1,350 |
programmerhumor | agisten | fcx8glm | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As funny as this meme is, I think the original picture makes sense, since the lock itself was by no means wide enough to reach both handles. Therefore, that use of scissors is high key clever.<|eor|><|sor|>It's less s... | 1,074 |
programmerhumor | epiquinnz | fcx7vpe | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As funny as this meme is, I think the original picture makes sense, since the lock itself was by no means wide enough to reach both handles. Therefore, that use of scissors is high key clever.<|eor|><|sor|>It's less s... | 719 |
programmerhumor | lime-cake | fcxb2u8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As funny as this meme is, I think the original picture makes sense, since the lock itself was by no means wide enough to reach both handles. Therefore, that use of scissors is high key clever.<|eor|><|sor|>It's less s... | 304 |
programmerhumor | aaaqqq | fcxn4h9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good example of working solution that is hard to maintain.<|eor|><|sor|>also this post needs more JPEG<|eor|><|sor|>you're saying that 23 pixels aren't enough for you?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | _RIZZO_ | fcx9gv6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's staggering how often I wonder why my code works as opposed to why it doesn't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | pcoyuncy | fcxo8xl | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good example of working solution that is hard to maintain.<|eor|><|sor|>also this post needs more JPEG<|eor|><|sor|>you're saying that 23 pixels aren't enough for you?<|eor|><|sor|>3, take it or leave it<|eor|><|eols|... | 154 |
programmerhumor | Drhma | fcxfa5s | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Funny it usually feels the same when reading the documentation also.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | deynataggerung | fcxc8yq | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As funny as this meme is, I think the original picture makes sense, since the lock itself was by no means wide enough to reach both handles. Therefore, that use of scissors is high key clever.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, the b... | 142 |
programmerhumor | acroporaguardian | fcxaoal | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>See my problem is I'd close the lock and the cabinet doors would fall off.
"Added this new thing. Crap the thing I added a year ago no longer works and it crashes randomly."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | Manofchalk | fcxa9l8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As funny as this meme is, I think the original picture makes sense, since the lock itself was by no means wide enough to reach both handles. Therefore, that use of scissors is high key clever.<|eor|><|sor|>It's less s... | 100 |
programmerhumor | LucSkyvvalker | fcxcp2d | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As funny as this meme is, I think the original picture makes sense, since the lock itself was by no means wide enough to reach both handles. Therefore, that use of scissors is high key clever.<|eor|><|sor|>It's less s... | 100 |
programmerhumor | AncientSwordRage | fcxdvbp | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As funny as this meme is, I think the original picture makes sense, since the lock itself was by no means wide enough to reach both handles. Therefore, that use of scissors is high key clever.<|eor|><|sor|>It's less s... | 98 |
programmerhumor | brutexx | fcxu60h | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good example of working solution that is hard to maintain.<|eor|><|sor|>also this post needs more JPEG<|eor|><|sor|>you're saying that 23 pixels aren't enough for you?<|eor|><|sor|>3, take it or leave it<|eor|><|sor|>... | 95 |
programmerhumor | CrashOpa | fcxhj2j | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Funny it usually feels the same when reading the documentation also.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you guys have documentation?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | kyay10 | fcxh8mr | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As funny as this meme is, I think the original picture makes sense, since the lock itself was by no means wide enough to reach both handles. Therefore, that use of scissors is high key clever.<|eor|><|sor|>It's less s... | 75 |
programmerhumor | veryloudmonstercat | fcxr4jx | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good example of working solution that is hard to maintain.<|eor|><|sor|>also this post needs more JPEG<|eor|><|sor|>you're saying that 23 pixels aren't enough for you?<|eor|><|sor|>3, take it or leave it<|eor|><|sor|>... | 71 |
programmerhumor | toastee | fcxuatx | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's staggering how often I wonder why my code works as opposed to why it doesn't.<|eor|><|sor|>I love going back to a system 6 months later and asking "how the fuck did that ever work in the first place" about a smal... | 70 |
programmerhumor | tonynotworking | icipa6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,272 |
programmerhumor | MinusPi1 | g2341kj | <|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe it's just me but example code is always much more helpful than documentation when first learning a library.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,628 |
programmerhumor | Duuqnd | g236ex0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe it's just me but example code is always much more helpful than documentation when first learning a library.<|eor|><|sor|>Example code should be present in good documentation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,340 |
programmerhumor | i_dont_sugar_coat | g22woxz | <|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oh Louie. That requires so much god damn strength and he's tall too.
EDIT : Not tall actually. I swear I saw him tower over people in videos. The mind, ey?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,062 |
programmerhumor | PIoppy | g22wig8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>If it works, it's not wrong.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 735 |
programmerhumor | madiele | g238pyb | <|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe it's just me but example code is always much more helpful than documentation when first learning a library.<|eor|><|sor|>Example code should be present in good documentation<|eor|><|sor|>And should show how stu... | 391 |
programmerhumor | nagarz | g23201t | <|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's beta breaking if I've ever seen it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
programmerhumor | mcslinplay | g233010 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>If it works, it's not wrong.<|eor|><|sor|>If it works but you know it shouldn't<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | y0urselfish | g23013u | <|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love the combination of coding and bouldering. Thank you! Great content!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
programmerhumor | Caleb6801 | g2339t4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's crazy how many people here know who this is. I've never seen him in my life but have seen Atleast 5 comments about him.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | Rhymezboy | g237ajl | <|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>If it works, it's not wrong.<|eor|><|sor|>If it works but you know it shouldn't<|eor|><|sor|>That's called "leave it the fuck alone" state<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | bibimbapdroptop | g22tm95 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is the way<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmerhumor | ruun_baboon | g232dj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's beta breaking if I've ever seen it.<|eor|><|sor|>He solved and sent like 4 boulders in one go<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | darkhunt3r | g236ri7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love the combination of coding and bouldering. Thank you! Great content!<|eor|><|sor|>Can any one confirm for me that bouldering is one of the if not THE most popular sports for programmers? Or is it just like that... | 77 |
programmerhumor | Hydraulicity | g23653u | <|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>If it works, it's not wrong.<|eor|><|sor|>"a problem avoided is a problem solved" - Sun Tzu, probably<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmerhumor | Nailcannon | g23q3mm | <|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe it's just me but example code is always much more helpful than documentation when first learning a library.<|eor|><|sor|>Example code should be present in good documentation<|eor|><|sor|>And should show how stu... | 71 |
programmerhumor | coder00000001 | g23i5go | <|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe it's just me but example code is always much more helpful than documentation when first learning a library.<|eor|><|sor|>Example code should be present in good documentation<|eor|><|sor|>This is why I hate most... | 60 |
programmerhumor | Mr_Reddington88 | x2etws | <|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,187 |
programmerhumor | just-bair | imj38s7 | <|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the tutorial is 3 years old and uses functions that no longer exist<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,971 |
programmerhumor | Manitcor | imjbuvf | <|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>read tutorial 20 times, realize the opening paragraph hints at a 3rd party framework the author expected you had installed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,734 |
programmerhumor | King-Cobra-668 | imjk9jz | <|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the tutorial is 3 years old and uses functions that no longer exist<|eor|><|sor|>the fact that functions are obsolete in 3 years is probably why everything works like absolute shit these days
the rampant overt che... | 924 |
programmerhumor | Uncommented-Code | imjlg65 | <|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>read tutorial 20 times, realize the opening paragraph hints at a 3rd party framework the author expected you had installed.<|eor|><|sor|>> realize the opening paragraph hints at a 3rd party framework the author expected... | 789 |
programmerhumor | TheGrimGriefer3 | imj2dmq | <|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>IDE in the tutorial: works
IDE when I try to install it: no<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 501 |
programmerhumor | Scipio11 | imjxb3j | <|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>read tutorial 20 times, realize the opening paragraph hints at a 3rd party framework the author expected you had installed.<|eor|><|sor|>> realize the opening paragraph hints at a 3rd party framework the author expected... | 295 |
programmerhumor | snacksy13 | imj7y75 | <|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All code tutorials should have GitHub repos of the example. That way people can send pull request and issues if something goes wrong<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | Highlight_Expensive | imjlzzw | <|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the tutorial is 3 years old and uses functions that no longer exist<|eor|><|sor|>the fact that functions are obsolete in 3 years is probably why everything works like absolute shit these days
the rampant overt che... | 286 |
programmerhumor | Pentagon_TheRealOne | imiyw2a | <|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me hoping, a restart would fix it:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | just-bair | imjb53d | <|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the tutorial is 3 years old and uses functions that no longer exist<|eor|><|sor|>Just don't use libraries and languages that randomly delete functions.<|eor|><|sor|>"Just dont use libraries"
Oh yes that sounds rea... | 171 |
programmerhumor | Lv_InSaNe_vL | imk6zvt | <|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>read tutorial 20 times, realize the opening paragraph hints at a 3rd party framework the author expected you had installed.<|eor|><|sor|>> realize the opening paragraph hints at a 3rd party framework the author expected... | 166 |
programmerhumor | throwaway_mpq_fan | imj8y3m | <|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>IDE in the tutorial: works
IDE when I try to install it: no<|eor|><|sor|>That's my past experience with Eclipse. Not all of them are like that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | -tired_old_man- | imjmk7m | <|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>read tutorial 20 times, realize the opening paragraph hints at a 3rd party framework the author expected you had installed.<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite is --
Tutorial author spends 3 paragraphs explaining something simple... | 145 |
programmerhumor | Kiljab | imj0fxg | <|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always check the date of the tutorial, more then a few months and it's worthless<|eor|><|sor|>Laughs in C<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | Jack__Squat | imjtawb | <|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the tutorial is 3 years old and uses functions that no longer exist<|eor|><|sor|>the fact that functions are obsolete in 3 years is probably why everything works like absolute shit these days
the rampant overt che... | 136 |
programmerhumor | Alvtu | imiyzk3 | <|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always check the date of the tutorial, more then a few months and it's worthless<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | camxct | imjeqkw | <|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me hoping, a restart would fix it:<|eor|><|sor|>Aw fuck, Windows Updates...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmerhumor | Kaze_Senshi | j2oj7l | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,125 |
programmerhumor | noahhammons | g76z6lx | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only you could program with confirm ejects: on.<|eor|><|sor|>Or at least visual tasks so you know specific lines are OK<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 498 |
programmerhumor | ForceBru | g76wdid | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Finally a new meme format on r/ProgrammerHumor!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 373 |
programmerhumor | Lyndis_Caelin | g77izhp | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only you could program with confirm ejects: on.<|eor|><|sor|>Or at least visual tasks so you know specific lines are OK<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't that what debugging and putting little print statements in t... | 293 |
programmerhumor | FinalRun | g779hua | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*New bug* reported by tester<|eor|><|sor|>Emergency standup<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | lear85 | g76xafw | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd be all for ejecting line 323
If the code were longer than 60 lines.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | mfb- | g7786be | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 31 was not a bug. 14 bugs remain.
Line 45 was a bug. 23 bugs remain.<|eor|><|sor|>If you eject lines you'll first play that game with compiler errors.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
programmerhumor | Jamesherbert24 | g76zda8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Finally a new meme format on r/ProgrammerHumor!<|eor|><|sor|>It's kinda refreshing to see something new rather than a deepfried repost from 2016.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | TheSchred | g76wgc8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*New bug* reported by tester<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | AndyTheSane | g7750oq | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All lines have been ejected. Seven bugs remain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | TheyStoleMyNameBro | g77coyb | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only you could program with confirm ejects: on.<|eor|><|sor|>It's called "testing", you should try it.<|eor|><|sor|>Ensuring what I write actually does what I think it does? Preposterous<|eor|><|eols... | 131 |
programmerhumor | Sir_Applecheese | g77nmw4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only you could program with confirm ejects: on.<|eor|><|sor|>Or at least visual tasks so you know specific lines are OK<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't that what debugging and putting little print statements in t... | 129 |
programmerhumor | randomcitizen42 | g77b4rh | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only you could program with confirm ejects: on.<|eor|><|sor|>It's called "testing", you should try it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | hntddt1 | g77dvs4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 31 was not a bug. 14 bugs remain.
Line 45 was a bug. 23 bugs remain.<|eor|><|sor|>If you eject lines you'll first play that game with compiler errors.<|eor|><|sor|>Line 9 looks sus and showed you ... | 72 |
programmerhumor | Chris857 | g7785tb | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Sort of out of the loop, I think "suspect" or "suspicious".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | NIL_VALUE | g785n1b | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only you could program with confirm ejects: on.<|eor|><|sor|>Or at least visual tasks so you know specific lines are OK<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't that what debugging and putting little print statements in t... | 67 |
programmerhumor | Mr2_Wei | g78ccag | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only you could program with confirm ejects: on.<|eor|><|sor|>Or at least visual tasks so you know specific lines are OK<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't that what debugging and putting little print statements in t... | 67 |
programmerhumor | KCBandWagon | g77m44b | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 31 was not a bug. 14 bugs remain.
Line 45 was a bug. 23 bugs remain.<|eor|><|sor|>No errors.
Add line of code
17 errors.
Remove the line you added
17 errors.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | omgFWTbear | g77fl1a | <|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only you could program with confirm ejects: on.<|eor|><|sor|>It's called "testing", you should try it.<|eor|><|sor|>Ensuring what I write actually does what I think it does? Preposterous<|eor|><|sor|... | 53 |
programmerhumor | Caffeine-Coder | n3p4e2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45,116 |
programmerhumor | eyekwah2 | gwrej56 | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager: "But now a window comes up saying that program.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. Could you take a look at that?"
Me: \*disables window bug reporting\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,437 |
programmerhumor | RussellFighter | gwr3rsh | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The story said "when they click the button the app should be gone".
I just took the shortest path to the objective.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,804 |
programmerhumor | Evo_Kaer | gwrh8wc | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager: "But now a window comes up saying that program.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. Could you take a look at that?"
Me: \*disables window bug reporting\*<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of Wing Commander. On ... | 1,195 |
programmerhumor | BoringIncident | gwrhba7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I swear for the longest time whenever I clicked Exit Game on Heroes of the Storm it gave me a notification saying the program crashed. You can't convince me they didn't do exactly this.<|eor|><|sor|>I've heard of a game that c... | 1,019 |
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