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programmerhumor
WizardErik
iir17hd
<|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>A real programmer works on his side projects at home. Do you want to be a real programmer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
120
programmerhumor
photenth
iir4pl7
<|sols|><|sot|>wanna be a programmer??<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bj66nv9ewff91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah it sometimes really is like that <|eor|><|sor|>When I'm out of the door/logged out, I won't give a second thought to anything at work. Learn this and you can live a healthier life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
118
programmerhumor
HexR1se
lgvqyv
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
45,299
programmerhumor
ts_m4
gmtvnln
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,211
programmerhumor
hillman_avenger
gmtwjh7
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once you are salaried, you realise that more code = more to go wrong = more potential bugs = more code to test = longer code reviews.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,127
programmerhumor
Ace-O-Matic
gmu4h4d
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget playing access whack-a-mole with devops where you gain access to some services to finish the task and magically lose access other services you needed to finish the task.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,110
programmerhumor
Holek
gmujqgy
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget playing access whack-a-mole with devops where you gain access to some services to finish the task and magically lose access other services you needed to finish the task.<|eor|><|sor|>Jokes on you, I am my own devo- oh shit.<|eor|><|sor|>DevOops<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,057
programmerhumor
not_a_doctor_ssh
gmuaewk
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget playing access whack-a-mole with devops where you gain access to some services to finish the task and magically lose access other services you needed to finish the task.<|eor|><|sor|>Jokes on you, I am my own devo- oh shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
955
programmerhumor
Thetman38
gmu0py1
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Those 10 lines were after parsing the cryptic algorithms the lead architect wrote 15 years ago<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
831
programmerhumor
user124576
gmttavv
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it bad I feel like the second pic as a student?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
788
programmerhumor
ilovebitoque
gmtybl4
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once you are salaried, you realise that more code = more to go wrong = more potential bugs = more code to test = longer code reviews.<|eor|><|sor|>that actually made a lot of sense... I think a lot more of the maintainability of the code I produce rather than the bulk work that I do because later on they'll call me to face the demons I've crafted<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
684
programmerhumor
Snow88
gmtyng7
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In school my code usually only ever needed to handle the happy path. Rarely were we required to handle bad user input or fed up data. Also it was almost always starting from scratch vs adding or changing something without breaking 1000 other functions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
642
programmerhumor
thoeoe
gmu9kb7
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Those 10 lines were after parsing the cryptic algorithms the lead architect wrote 15 years ago<|eor|><|sor|>I definitely feel like a genius when, after hours of poking and prodding, I discover the 1 line of code I need to change that's 18 levels of recursion and abstraction deep<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
411
programmerhumor
i_carry_your_heart
gmu04gp
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once you are salaried, you realise that more code = more to go wrong = more potential bugs = more code to test = longer code reviews.<|eor|><|sor|>that actually made a lot of sense... I think a lot more of the maintainability of the code I produce rather than the bulk work that I do because later on they'll call me to face the demons I've crafted<|eor|><|sor|>Im having this horrible moment of self-reflection based on that right now... my company has had this horribly buggy date/time related library implementation (and refuse to use an external library for reasons) and it has caused tons of bugs in my own code just because I depend on it, so I just finally sat down and rewrote it. Its... better? There are no longer the same bugs as before, but now there are different bugs. I am the problem lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
355
programmerhumor
widowhanzo
gmtvd0h
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it bad I feel like the second pic as a student?<|eor|><|sor|>Nope. The difference between the two isnt really student vs salaried, but passion vs no passion Typically as a student, you get some say in what the project is. Typically as an employee, you just do whatever task is assigned. If you are super interested in a project, youre super motivated to do it.<|eor|><|sor|>When you finish a school project you at least get a grade, maybe a nice comment from the professor. When you finish a task at work, you just pick up the next task.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
351
programmerhumor
christianrxd
gmu23sb
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In school my code usually only ever needed to handle the happy path. Rarely were we required to handle bad user input or fed up data. Also it was almost always starting from scratch vs adding or changing something without breaking 1000 other functions.<|eor|><|sor|>My professors made it a point to try every possible thing to break our code. Every textbox, drop-down, and button had to have full user validation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
282
programmerhumor
ThisIsBanEvasion
gmurfes
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget playing access whack-a-mole with devops where you gain access to some services to finish the task and magically lose access other services you needed to finish the task.<|eor|><|sor|>Jokes on you, I am my own devo- oh shit.<|eor|><|sor|>Contact my administrator? But... That's me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
249
programmerhumor
robot65536
gmuat6m
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget playing access whack-a-mole with devops where you gain access to some services to finish the task and magically lose access other services you needed to finish the task.<|eor|><|sor|>And where do you leave the 10 days spend debugging why the change you made to module A make module F go up in flame without any error message?<|eor|><|sor|>Only to discover that the problem in module F was a weeks-old commit pushed by your boss without tests that somehow managed to work until now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
236
programmerhumor
xSTSxZerglingOne
gmuhecm
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change<|eor|><|sor|>And the 4 rejected code reviews and 3 merge conflicts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
225
programmerhumor
F3nix123
gmuxm6k
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change<|eor|><|sor|>And the 4 rejected code reviews and 3 merge conflicts.<|eor|><|sor|>Joke on you, we only rebase and force push. Even on master and expecially on public branches. YOLO git is the best git!<|eor|><|sor|>First programming job I had, they didnt use any version control. Dragging files directly to production folders is the true YOLO move.<|eor|><|sor|>In my first programming job i was told to push to production when I finished merging my changes. A bit odd because I didnt feel it was validated well enough, but I complied. Deployed on dev, all good, then couldnt deploy to prod for some access issues. So I asked my colleague if they could help. They got all serous and asked me why did I deploy to dev if I was told to deploy to prod. Well it turns out a while back there had been an issue in prod, but dev still worked so they told the users to use that instead while prod was down, and from then on, prod was dev and dev was prod.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
223
programmerhumor
the_other_brand
gmtxclz
<|sols|><|sot|>Something has changed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pxrun0ev2og61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it bad I feel like the second pic as a student?<|eor|><|sor|>My experience was the same as yours. Flip the meme and that's how I feel between Student and Salaried. When you're a student everything you work on is new, and something you've never done before. When you are salaried there is more to do, but its almost all mundane stuff you've done before. In my senior year of college I was creating DNS servers and working with beta libraries while learning android development (like 10 years ago). Now I make dropdown boxes work by calling REST services.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
216
programmerhumor
tomadimitrie
ejekym
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
45,270
programmerhumor
puplicy
fcxb4ur
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good example of working solution that is hard to maintain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,311
programmerhumor
Plungerdz
fcx6wqf
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As funny as this meme is, I think the original picture makes sense, since the lock itself was by no means wide enough to reach both handles. Therefore, that use of scissors is high key clever.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,350
programmerhumor
agisten
fcx8glm
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As funny as this meme is, I think the original picture makes sense, since the lock itself was by no means wide enough to reach both handles. Therefore, that use of scissors is high key clever.<|eor|><|sor|>It's less secure, though. The metal on the scissors is much thinner than on the padlock.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, yes. Code security is always high priority for high level management. /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,074
programmerhumor
epiquinnz
fcx7vpe
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As funny as this meme is, I think the original picture makes sense, since the lock itself was by no means wide enough to reach both handles. Therefore, that use of scissors is high key clever.<|eor|><|sor|>It's less secure, though. The metal on the scissors is much thinner than on the padlock.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
719
programmerhumor
lime-cake
fcxb2u8
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As funny as this meme is, I think the original picture makes sense, since the lock itself was by no means wide enough to reach both handles. Therefore, that use of scissors is high key clever.<|eor|><|sor|>It's less secure, though. The metal on the scissors is much thinner than on the padlock.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, yes. Code security is always high priority for high level management. /s<|eor|><|sor|>I have never seem thicker sarcasm than that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
304
programmerhumor
aaaqqq
fcxn4h9
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good example of working solution that is hard to maintain.<|eor|><|sor|>also this post needs more JPEG<|eor|><|sor|>you're saying that 23 pixels aren't enough for you?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
303
programmerhumor
_RIZZO_
fcx9gv6
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's staggering how often I wonder why my code works as opposed to why it doesn't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
238
programmerhumor
pcoyuncy
fcxo8xl
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good example of working solution that is hard to maintain.<|eor|><|sor|>also this post needs more JPEG<|eor|><|sor|>you're saying that 23 pixels aren't enough for you?<|eor|><|sor|>3, take it or leave it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
154
programmerhumor
Drhma
fcxfa5s
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Funny it usually feels the same when reading the documentation also.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
142
programmerhumor
deynataggerung
fcxc8yq
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As funny as this meme is, I think the original picture makes sense, since the lock itself was by no means wide enough to reach both handles. Therefore, that use of scissors is high key clever.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, the better caption is "when management gives you dumb requirements and the wrong tools for the job and you still have to make it work somehow"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
142
programmerhumor
acroporaguardian
fcxaoal
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>See my problem is I'd close the lock and the cabinet doors would fall off. "Added this new thing. Crap the thing I added a year ago no longer works and it crashes randomly."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
139
programmerhumor
Manofchalk
fcxa9l8
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As funny as this meme is, I think the original picture makes sense, since the lock itself was by no means wide enough to reach both handles. Therefore, that use of scissors is high key clever.<|eor|><|sor|>It's less secure, though. The metal on the scissors is much thinner than on the padlock.<|eor|><|sor|>The handles themselves are probably glued on to what is basically fibreboard. You could probably lever one off the door with a thick pair of scissors and defeat any security that relies on locking the two handles together. So its kind of a situation where how good the locking mechanism that holds them together kind of doesn't matter to overall security so long as you cant cut it open with scissors.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
100
programmerhumor
LucSkyvvalker
fcxcp2d
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As funny as this meme is, I think the original picture makes sense, since the lock itself was by no means wide enough to reach both handles. Therefore, that use of scissors is high key clever.<|eor|><|sor|>It's less secure, though. The metal on the scissors is much thinner than on the padlock.<|eor|><|sor|>The handles themselves are probably glued on to what is basically fibreboard. You could probably lever one off the door with a thick pair of scissors and defeat any security that relies on locking the two handles together. So its kind of a situation where how good the locking mechanism that holds them together kind of doesn't matter to overall security so long as you cant cut it open with scissors.<|eor|><|sor|>Which in turn is impossible, as he locked the scissors to the cabinet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
100
programmerhumor
AncientSwordRage
fcxdvbp
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As funny as this meme is, I think the original picture makes sense, since the lock itself was by no means wide enough to reach both handles. Therefore, that use of scissors is high key clever.<|eor|><|sor|>It's less secure, though. The metal on the scissors is much thinner than on the padlock.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, yes. Code security is always high priority for high level management. /s<|eor|><|sor|>I have never seem thicker sarcasm than that.<|eor|><|sor|>That I cannot believe ***/s***<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
98
programmerhumor
brutexx
fcxu60h
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good example of working solution that is hard to maintain.<|eor|><|sor|>also this post needs more JPEG<|eor|><|sor|>you're saying that 23 pixels aren't enough for you?<|eor|><|sor|>3, take it or leave it<|eor|><|sor|>mmmmm. I'll have 2<|eor|><|sor|>You guys are getting pixels?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
95
programmerhumor
CrashOpa
fcxhj2j
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Funny it usually feels the same when reading the documentation also.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you guys have documentation?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
92
programmerhumor
kyay10
fcxh8mr
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As funny as this meme is, I think the original picture makes sense, since the lock itself was by no means wide enough to reach both handles. Therefore, that use of scissors is high key clever.<|eor|><|sor|>It's less secure, though. The metal on the scissors is much thinner than on the padlock.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, yes. Code security is always high priority for high level management. /s<|eor|><|sor|>I have never seem thicker sarcasm than that.<|eor|><|sor|>This is thiccer #/s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
75
programmerhumor
veryloudmonstercat
fcxr4jx
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good example of working solution that is hard to maintain.<|eor|><|sor|>also this post needs more JPEG<|eor|><|sor|>you're saying that 23 pixels aren't enough for you?<|eor|><|sor|>3, take it or leave it<|eor|><|sor|>mmmmm. I'll have 2<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
71
programmerhumor
toastee
fcxuatx
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/08sz26e91k841.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's staggering how often I wonder why my code works as opposed to why it doesn't.<|eor|><|sor|>I love going back to a system 6 months later and asking "how the fuck did that ever work in the first place" about a small piece of code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
70
programmerhumor
tonynotworking
icipa6
<|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
45,272
programmerhumor
MinusPi1
g2341kj
<|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe it's just me but example code is always much more helpful than documentation when first learning a library.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,628
programmerhumor
Duuqnd
g236ex0
<|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe it's just me but example code is always much more helpful than documentation when first learning a library.<|eor|><|sor|>Example code should be present in good documentation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,340
programmerhumor
i_dont_sugar_coat
g22woxz
<|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oh Louie. That requires so much god damn strength and he's tall too. EDIT : Not tall actually. I swear I saw him tower over people in videos. The mind, ey?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,062
programmerhumor
PIoppy
g22wig8
<|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>If it works, it's not wrong.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
735
programmerhumor
madiele
g238pyb
<|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe it's just me but example code is always much more helpful than documentation when first learning a library.<|eor|><|sor|>Example code should be present in good documentation<|eor|><|sor|>And should show how stuff interacts with each other, sometime is like this returns stuff a stuff Is a list of things each thing is an array of bullshit And you were there just wanting to use the say(bullshit) correctly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
391
programmerhumor
nagarz
g23201t
<|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's beta breaking if I've ever seen it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
233
programmerhumor
mcslinplay
g233010
<|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>If it works, it's not wrong.<|eor|><|sor|>If it works but you know it shouldn't<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
210
programmerhumor
y0urselfish
g23013u
<|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love the combination of coding and bouldering. Thank you! Great content!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
199
programmerhumor
Caleb6801
g2339t4
<|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's crazy how many people here know who this is. I've never seen him in my life but have seen Atleast 5 comments about him.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
127
programmerhumor
Rhymezboy
g237ajl
<|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>If it works, it's not wrong.<|eor|><|sor|>If it works but you know it shouldn't<|eor|><|sor|>That's called "leave it the fuck alone" state<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
120
programmerhumor
bibimbapdroptop
g22tm95
<|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is the way<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
100
programmerhumor
ruun_baboon
g232dj5
<|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's beta breaking if I've ever seen it.<|eor|><|sor|>He solved and sent like 4 boulders in one go<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
83
programmerhumor
darkhunt3r
g236ri7
<|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I love the combination of coding and bouldering. Thank you! Great content!<|eor|><|sor|>Can any one confirm for me that bouldering is one of the if not THE most popular sports for programmers? Or is it just like that in my area?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
77
programmerhumor
Hydraulicity
g23653u
<|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>If it works, it's not wrong.<|eor|><|sor|>"a problem avoided is a problem solved" - Sun Tzu, probably<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
72
programmerhumor
Nailcannon
g23q3mm
<|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe it's just me but example code is always much more helpful than documentation when first learning a library.<|eor|><|sor|>Example code should be present in good documentation<|eor|><|sor|>And should show how stuff interacts with each other, sometime is like this returns stuff a stuff Is a list of things each thing is an array of bullshit And you were there just wanting to use the say(bullshit) correctly<|eor|><|sor|>You mean it's *not* helpful when the documentation reads createDHRPX2t3_7- creates a DHRPX2t3_7 object DHRPX2t3_7- an object created by the createDHRPX2t3_7 method<|eor|><|sor|>Looks like AWS docs<|eor|><|sor|>fml I spent so much time trying to write a way to generate AWSv4 sigs and looked at like a dozen different AWS articles to try to piece it together... granted CS is not my native field, I'm more front end, but stilllllll...<|eor|><|sor|>I'm a CS native and AWS docs always pissed me off. It's like handing you a box of assorted legos, telling you how many dots each piece has, and saying "now build a house". Making cloudformation templates was the worst part of my last job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
71
programmerhumor
coder00000001
g23i5go
<|sols|><|sot|>Just do your thing already<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7hnegvajowh51.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe it's just me but example code is always much more helpful than documentation when first learning a library.<|eor|><|sor|>Example code should be present in good documentation<|eor|><|sor|>This is why I hate most Golang documentation, coming from NodeJS. Most of Gos docs appear to be auto generated and are just a long list of interfaces. There are rarely any examples, let alone use cases. It makes it extremely difficult for any newb to just jump in and prototype a solution. With Node, almost every well adopted package has a dozen or more examples, often with multiple e2e/use cases that align with *why* the package was created to begin with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
60
programmerhumor
Mr_Reddington88
x2etws
<|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
45,187
programmerhumor
just-bair
imj38s7
<|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the tutorial is 3 years old and uses functions that no longer exist<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,971
programmerhumor
Manitcor
imjbuvf
<|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>read tutorial 20 times, realize the opening paragraph hints at a 3rd party framework the author expected you had installed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,734
programmerhumor
King-Cobra-668
imjk9jz
<|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the tutorial is 3 years old and uses functions that no longer exist<|eor|><|sor|>the fact that functions are obsolete in 3 years is probably why everything works like absolute shit these days the rampant overt cheating I saw when in university for computer science and engineering is probably why as well...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
924
programmerhumor
Uncommented-Code
imjlg65
<|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>read tutorial 20 times, realize the opening paragraph hints at a 3rd party framework the author expected you had installed.<|eor|><|sor|>> realize the opening paragraph hints at a 3rd party framework the author expected you had installed. God I hate this so much. Especially if the 3rd party framework isn't even really necessary and the author just uses it because... who the fuck knows why. And it gets even worse if you have certain restrictions. I try to limit my usage of libraries for a multitude of reasons and sometimes I literally can't use them. So I scream everytime I read a stackoverflow question on 'is there a better way to do x' and the answers are 'just install this and that and those dependencies and then use that one function'.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
789
programmerhumor
TheGrimGriefer3
imj2dmq
<|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>IDE in the tutorial: works IDE when I try to install it: no<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
501
programmerhumor
Scipio11
imjxb3j
<|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>read tutorial 20 times, realize the opening paragraph hints at a 3rd party framework the author expected you had installed.<|eor|><|sor|>> realize the opening paragraph hints at a 3rd party framework the author expected you had installed. God I hate this so much. Especially if the 3rd party framework isn't even really necessary and the author just uses it because... who the fuck knows why. And it gets even worse if you have certain restrictions. I try to limit my usage of libraries for a multitude of reasons and sometimes I literally can't use them. So I scream everytime I read a stackoverflow question on 'is there a better way to do x' and the answers are 'just install this and that and those dependencies and then use that one function'.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh my god I run into this so much with PowerShell (don't @ me I use the native Active Directory and Azure functions). Some motherfucker uploads 2000 lines of code to PSGallery and I only need ~10 different lines from it. But it's so bloated and trashed from revisions that I have to peel it apart for like an hour to get what I need. And of course every stack overflow and Microsoft community post is like "I use powershellgallery.com/packages/hot_garbage, never needed anything else " [question has been answered, comments are now locked]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
295
programmerhumor
snacksy13
imj7y75
<|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All code tutorials should have GitHub repos of the example. That way people can send pull request and issues if something goes wrong<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
288
programmerhumor
Highlight_Expensive
imjlzzw
<|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the tutorial is 3 years old and uses functions that no longer exist<|eor|><|sor|>the fact that functions are obsolete in 3 years is probably why everything works like absolute shit these days the rampant overt cheating I saw when in university for computer science and engineering is probably why as well...<|eor|><|sor|>I mean I dont cheat because I find the theory side interesting but lets not pretend that much, if any, of what is learned in school is useful towards work. Industry is entirely different from the theoretical side that is taught in school.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
286
programmerhumor
Pentagon_TheRealOne
imiyw2a
<|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me hoping, a restart would fix it:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
283
programmerhumor
just-bair
imjb53d
<|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the tutorial is 3 years old and uses functions that no longer exist<|eor|><|sor|>Just don't use libraries and languages that randomly delete functions.<|eor|><|sor|>"Just dont use libraries" Oh yes that sounds reasonable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
171
programmerhumor
Lv_InSaNe_vL
imk6zvt
<|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>read tutorial 20 times, realize the opening paragraph hints at a 3rd party framework the author expected you had installed.<|eor|><|sor|>> realize the opening paragraph hints at a 3rd party framework the author expected you had installed. God I hate this so much. Especially if the 3rd party framework isn't even really necessary and the author just uses it because... who the fuck knows why. And it gets even worse if you have certain restrictions. I try to limit my usage of libraries for a multitude of reasons and sometimes I literally can't use them. So I scream everytime I read a stackoverflow question on 'is there a better way to do x' and the answers are 'just install this and that and those dependencies and then use that one function'.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh my god I run into this so much with PowerShell (don't @ me I use the native Active Directory and Azure functions). Some motherfucker uploads 2000 lines of code to PSGallery and I only need ~10 different lines from it. But it's so bloated and trashed from revisions that I have to peel it apart for like an hour to get what I need. And of course every stack overflow and Microsoft community post is like "I use powershellgallery.com/packages/hot_garbage, never needed anything else " [question has been answered, comments are now locked]<|eor|><|sor|>God I hate how you google something related to powershell and the only two answers are "read the docs" or "here is a 2000 line program"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
166
programmerhumor
throwaway_mpq_fan
imj8y3m
<|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>IDE in the tutorial: works IDE when I try to install it: no<|eor|><|sor|>That's my past experience with Eclipse. Not all of them are like that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
156
programmerhumor
-tired_old_man-
imjmk7m
<|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>read tutorial 20 times, realize the opening paragraph hints at a 3rd party framework the author expected you had installed.<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite is -- Tutorial author spends 3 paragraphs explaining something simple like the difference between single quotes vs double quotes, complete with screenshots and examples.... But completely glosses over critical information about the language or framework that is required. I mean I still appreciate it, but its just funny to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
145
programmerhumor
Kiljab
imj0fxg
<|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always check the date of the tutorial, more then a few months and it's worthless<|eor|><|sor|>Laughs in C<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
139
programmerhumor
Jack__Squat
imjtawb
<|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the tutorial is 3 years old and uses functions that no longer exist<|eor|><|sor|>the fact that functions are obsolete in 3 years is probably why everything works like absolute shit these days the rampant overt cheating I saw when in university for computer science and engineering is probably why as well...<|eor|><|sor|>I mean I dont cheat because I find the theory side interesting but lets not pretend that much, if any, of what is learned in school is useful towards work. Industry is entirely different from the theoretical side that is taught in school.<|eor|><|sor|>It was extremely useful to me. It teaches you how to think in a certain way. If I'm working on a legacy codebase where no modern libraries are compatible, I can build my own sorting algorithms, state machines, trees, linked lists, whatever I need. Also it's good for debugging low level errors, diagnosing memory leaks, etc. It's good for a lot of things. I programmed before I got my CS degree but I was a completely different programmer after. Easily the best money I've ever spent.<|eor|><|sor|>The best programming class I ever took was "Programming Concepts" where everything was done in pseudo-code. Taught me how to think in a different way. Everything else is just learning the syntax.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
136
programmerhumor
Alvtu
imiyzk3
<|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always check the date of the tutorial, more then a few months and it's worthless<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
135
programmerhumor
camxct
imjeqkw
<|sols|><|sot|>It just keeps happening<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gyufhogm52l91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me hoping, a restart would fix it:<|eor|><|sor|>Aw fuck, Windows Updates...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
112
programmerhumor
Kaze_Senshi
j2oj7l
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
45,125
programmerhumor
noahhammons
g76z6lx
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only you could program with confirm ejects: on.<|eor|><|sor|>Or at least visual tasks so you know specific lines are OK<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
498
programmerhumor
ForceBru
g76wdid
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Finally a new meme format on r/ProgrammerHumor!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
373
programmerhumor
Lyndis_Caelin
g77izhp
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only you could program with confirm ejects: on.<|eor|><|sor|>Or at least visual tasks so you know specific lines are OK<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't that what debugging and putting little print statements in the code is for? (little `print("line 108 was not An Imposter")` or something, when it doesn't run that line's looking sus)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
293
programmerhumor
FinalRun
g779hua
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*New bug* reported by tester<|eor|><|sor|>Emergency standup<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
200
programmerhumor
lear85
g76xafw
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd be all for ejecting line 323 If the code were longer than 60 lines.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
184
programmerhumor
mfb-
g7786be
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 31 was not a bug. 14 bugs remain. Line 45 was a bug. 23 bugs remain.<|eor|><|sor|>If you eject lines you'll first play that game with compiler errors.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
176
programmerhumor
Jamesherbert24
g76zda8
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Finally a new meme format on r/ProgrammerHumor!<|eor|><|sor|>It's kinda refreshing to see something new rather than a deepfried repost from 2016.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
167
programmerhumor
TheSchred
g76wgc8
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*New bug* reported by tester<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
151
programmerhumor
AndyTheSane
g7750oq
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All lines have been ejected. Seven bugs remain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
144
programmerhumor
TheyStoleMyNameBro
g77coyb
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only you could program with confirm ejects: on.<|eor|><|sor|>It's called "testing", you should try it.<|eor|><|sor|>Ensuring what I write actually does what I think it does? Preposterous<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
131
programmerhumor
Sir_Applecheese
g77nmw4
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only you could program with confirm ejects: on.<|eor|><|sor|>Or at least visual tasks so you know specific lines are OK<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't that what debugging and putting little print statements in the code is for? (little `print("line 108 was not An Imposter")` or something, when it doesn't run that line's looking sus)<|eor|><|sor|>The print statement is the only debugging I need, but I barely know how to program...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
129
programmerhumor
randomcitizen42
g77b4rh
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only you could program with confirm ejects: on.<|eor|><|sor|>It's called "testing", you should try it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
113
programmerhumor
hntddt1
g77dvs4
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 31 was not a bug. 14 bugs remain. Line 45 was a bug. 23 bugs remain.<|eor|><|sor|>If you eject lines you'll first play that game with compiler errors.<|eor|><|sor|>Line 9 looks sus and showed you a yellow warning<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
72
programmerhumor
Chris857
g7785tb
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Sort of out of the loop, I think "suspect" or "suspicious".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
68
programmerhumor
NIL_VALUE
g785n1b
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only you could program with confirm ejects: on.<|eor|><|sor|>Or at least visual tasks so you know specific lines are OK<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't that what debugging and putting little print statements in the code is for? (little `print("line 108 was not An Imposter")` or something, when it doesn't run that line's looking sus)<|eor|><|sor|>The print statement is the only debugging I need, but I barely know how to program...<|eor|><|sor|>*proceeds to know how to programm 5 languages*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
67
programmerhumor
Mr2_Wei
g78ccag
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only you could program with confirm ejects: on.<|eor|><|sor|>Or at least visual tasks so you know specific lines are OK<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't that what debugging and putting little print statements in the code is for? (little `print("line 108 was not An Imposter")` or something, when it doesn't run that line's looking sus)<|eor|><|sor|>The print statement is the only debugging I need, but I barely know how to program...<|eor|><|sor|>*proceeds to know how to programm 5 languages*<|eor|><|sor|>Skill level: Hello World<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
67
programmerhumor
KCBandWagon
g77m44b
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 31 was not a bug. 14 bugs remain. Line 45 was a bug. 23 bugs remain.<|eor|><|sor|>No errors. Add line of code 17 errors. Remove the line you added 17 errors.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
66
programmerhumor
omgFWTbear
g77fl1a
<|sols|><|sot|>Compiler Warning : Line 323 is kinda sus<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q9cov32d2bq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only you could program with confirm ejects: on.<|eor|><|sor|>It's called "testing", you should try it.<|eor|><|sor|>Ensuring what I write actually does what I think it does? Preposterous<|eor|><|sor|>Im sure youve heard of Systems Hungarian Notation, as well as Apps. Allow me to introduce Bear Hungarian Notation, which has made all of my code self documenting, as well. Its very easy, too. I prefix all my variable names (such as InputDate) with CompilerWarningGenerator so its CompilerWarningGeneratorInputDate (for example) and sure enough, I always get compiler warnings, slap a commit on that bad boy and call it a day. I am the most productive programmer at my firm by far.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
53
programmerhumor
Caffeine-Coder
n3p4e2
<|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
45,116
programmerhumor
eyekwah2
gwrej56
<|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager: "But now a window comes up saying that program.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. Could you take a look at that?" Me: \*disables window bug reporting\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,437
programmerhumor
RussellFighter
gwr3rsh
<|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The story said "when they click the button the app should be gone". I just took the shortest path to the objective.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,804
programmerhumor
Evo_Kaer
gwrh8wc
<|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Manager: "But now a window comes up saying that program.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. Could you take a look at that?" Me: \*disables window bug reporting\*<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of Wing Commander. On exiting the game, it would cause a memory error. And since they had no time to fix it, they just changed the error message to "Thanks for playing Wing Commander"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,195
programmerhumor
BoringIncident
gwrhba7
<|sols|><|sot|>Confused screams<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wudbck9rhuw61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I swear for the longest time whenever I clicked Exit Game on Heroes of the Storm it gave me a notification saying the program crashed. You can't convince me they didn't do exactly this.<|eor|><|sor|>I've heard of a game that crashed when you saved it. So the developers renamed the button from "Save" to "Save and exit". It's a feature, not a bug :) Edit: Spelling<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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