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programmerhumor | afito | ebo2wmn | <|sols|><|sot|>The importance of knowing how to correctly use the while loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6wksqjmmyw321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I can already see this on the walls of programming classrooms everywhere<|eor|><|sor|>My first thought was to show this to my teachers so they print it.<|eor|><|sor|>A great teacher once told me "the worse and more painful the mnemonic the more you remember it" and tbh it's true.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
programmerhumor | Bishwas12 | v3so3p | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,904 |
programmerhumor | Rakgul | ib0iah6 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The most impressive project I ever completed in assembly was a chat program.
Except the two computers had to be connected via a null modem cable so whoever you wanted to talk to had to be seated right next to you, therefore negating the need for a chat program.
I didn't care. I loved writing that useless program.<|eor|><|sor|>That's actually pretty damn cool! The most complicated program i made in assembly was to square a number.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 937 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | ib0d7yh | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You gotta mov it mov it..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 908 |
programmerhumor | Korzag | ib0h04x | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You ever think how cool it actually is though? You wrote some trivial assembly, which compiled into some byte code that your processor can use, then when you run it that causes an incredible cadence of electrical signals as a result of your input to flood the processor's circuitry, loading electrical charges into the collectives of transistors called registers and then being bussed over to the other collective of transistors know as the ALU and then that causes a register value to be overwritten, and it all happens around in several billionths of a second, and it all works. The transistors are properly saturated to the correct electrical charge, ON EVERY SINGLE TRANSISTOR NEEDED, all just to add a number.
The simplicity of adding a number to us is the combined effort and research of hundreds of millions maybe even billions of man-hours to discover electricity, invent boolean algebra, transistors, integrated circuits, advanced machining and chemical processes to make a series of machines capable of translating a circuit layout into a chip that is lithographed in a process that is nearly 20000 times smaller than the width of a human hair.
***AND IT ALL WORKS.***<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 601 |
programmerhumor | nexion2 | ib0ligi | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The most impressive project I ever completed in assembly was a chat program.
Except the two computers had to be connected via a null modem cable so whoever you wanted to talk to had to be seated right next to you, therefore negating the need for a chat program.
I didn't care. I loved writing that useless program.<|eor|><|sor|>That's actually pretty damn cool! The most complicated program i made in assembly was to square a number.<|eor|><|sor|>I made a battleship game that communicated via arduinos in assembly! I lost every single game because the board size was 12x12 and my code would always stop iterating at 8 for some reason.
Needless to say, I lost the tournament<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 494 |
programmerhumor | top_of_the_scrote | ib0c0co | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Person that encoded first pixels in hex
*one day, you will be booba*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 491 |
programmerhumor | alesimula97 | ib0g8lg | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>To think people made videogames with it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 295 |
programmerhumor | Pirate_OOS | ib0fk2q | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You gotta mov it mov it..<|eor|><|sor|>I like to mov it mov it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 273 |
programmerhumor | JackNotOLantern | ib0cwz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>At least in assembly all variables names make sense<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | GisterMizard | ib0k9uw | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The most impressive project I ever completed in assembly was a chat program.
Except the two computers had to be connected via a null modem cable so whoever you wanted to talk to had to be seated right next to you, therefore negating the need for a chat program.
I didn't care. I loved writing that useless program.<|eor|><|sor|>That's actually pretty damn cool! The most complicated program i made in assembly was to square a number.<|eor|><|sor|>How hard can it be?<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty easy. Here is 4 squared:
4444
4 4
4 4
4444<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 221 |
programmerhumor | memes-of-awesome | ib0iocd | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You ever think how cool it actually is though? You wrote some trivial assembly, which compiled into some byte code that your processor can use, then when you run it that causes an incredible cadence of electrical signals as a result of your input to flood the processor's circuitry, loading electrical charges into the collectives of transistors called registers and then being bussed over to the other collective of transistors know as the ALU and then that causes a register value to be overwritten, and it all happens around in several billionths of a second, and it all works. The transistors are properly saturated to the correct electrical charge, ON EVERY SINGLE TRANSISTOR NEEDED, all just to add a number.
The simplicity of adding a number to us is the combined effort and research of hundreds of millions maybe even billions of man-hours to discover electricity, invent boolean algebra, transistors, integrated circuits, advanced machining and chemical processes to make a series of machines capable of translating a circuit layout into a chip that is lithographed in a process that is nearly 20000 times smaller than the width of a human hair.
***AND IT ALL WORKS.***<|eor|><|sor|>Ok but python does the same thing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | sarthakkalpasi | ib0f1a2 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>mov rax, 1
mov rbx, 2
add rbx, rax
mov rax, 1
mov rdx, 1
mov rsi, rbx
mov rdx 13
syscall<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | MarthaEM | ib0eh97 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>At least in assembly all variables names make sense<|eor|><|sor|>ecs and esp are not precisely the most descriptive names for iterators<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | fluffygryphon | ib17f0s | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>To think people made videogames with it<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone mentioned Rollercoaster Tycoon, but there was another game that also made Assembly its bitch. Su-27 Flanker. That flight simulator had complex fluid dynamics simulations and everything for accurate flight. It came out over a decade before DCS and ran smooth as butter on a fuckin Pentium 1.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | RiktaD | ib0kkun | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The most impressive project I ever completed in assembly was a chat program.
Except the two computers had to be connected via a null modem cable so whoever you wanted to talk to had to be seated right next to you, therefore negating the need for a chat program.
I didn't care. I loved writing that useless program.<|eor|><|sor|>That's actually pretty damn cool! The most complicated program i made in assembly was to square a number.<|eor|><|sor|>How hard can it be?<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty easy. Here is 4 squared:
4444
4 4
4 4
4444<|eor|><|sor|>That's a rectangle<|eor|><|sor|>
```
4 4 4 4
4 4
4 4
4 4 4 4
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | PapoochCZ | ib0g9ij | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You gotta mov it mov it..<|eor|><|sor|>I like to mov it mov it<|eor|><|sor|>we like to<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | sarthakkalpasi | ib0lph1 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>mov rax, 1
mov rbx, 2
add rbx, rax
mov rax, 1
mov rdx, 1
mov rsi, rbx
mov rdx 13
syscall<|eor|><|sor|>Wtf is this<|eor|><|sor|>nothing, just me and my computer talking.
it is assembly code for adding two numbers and printing it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | Pirate_OOS | ib0gb1s | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You gotta mov it mov it..<|eor|><|sor|>I like to mov it mov it<|eor|><|sor|>we like to<|eor|><|sor|>MOV IT!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | AyrA_ch | ib0mazd | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The most impressive project I ever completed in assembly was a chat program.
Except the two computers had to be connected via a null modem cable so whoever you wanted to talk to had to be seated right next to you, therefore negating the need for a chat program.
I didn't care. I loved writing that useless program.<|eor|><|sor|>That's actually pretty damn cool! The most complicated program i made in assembly was to square a number.<|eor|><|sor|>The pinnacle of my assembly development was writing "Hello, World!" in color on the screen without an OS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | LordDagwood | ib0kw9q | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>To think people made videogames with it<|eor|><|sor|>Rollercoaster Tycoon was written in assembly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | jesuscoituschrist | yzzqz8 | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,887 |
programmerhumor | XanderTheMander | ix2xwo3 | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And you know you've been working hard to solve it when you realize you didn't start the music and hour later.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,820 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ix2xx88 | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And you know you've been working hard to solve it when you realize you didn't start the music and hour later.<|eor|><|sor|>QA is a waste of money. Fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,145 |
programmerhumor | harumamburoo | ix2ycub | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And you know you've been working hard to solve it when you realize you didn't start the music and hour later.<|eor|><|sor|>QA is a waste of money. Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>Good bot. That was so out of place I thought it's a real Elon for a moment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 666 |
programmerhumor | yourteam | ix32qhn | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Usually I just phase out and don't even notice the music anymore<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | PuzzleMeDo | ix2y0aa | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Bug... I'll add some debug messages and run it again to see what happens. /\*Continues listening to podcast.\*/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
programmerhumor | kungfu_panda_express | ix30co6 | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Get out the ducky <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | ExceedingChunk | ix36x02 | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I usually put on music when I have to focus. Stuff like chillstep or purely instrumental music really gets me in the zone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 305 |
programmerhumor | DarkFlame7 | ix3i2gg | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And you know you've been working hard to solve it when you realize you didn't start the music and hour later.<|eor|><|sor|>And had your headphones on the whole time, listening to silence.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 293 |
programmerhumor | noob-nine | ix39m05 | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And you know you've been working hard to solve it when you realize you didn't start the music and hour later.<|eor|><|sor|>QA is a waste of money. Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>Wtf? This bot just replies to random comments and fires the author without any reference made to elon or something else related to twitter or musk.
Perfectly represents his behavior<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | TheAJGman | ix38tc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Bug... I'll add some debug messages and run it again to see what happens. /\*Continues listening to podcast.\*/<|eor|><|sor|>"Huh, it's crashing here. Let's throw in a breakpoint and rerun the test... Ah, I'm stupid."
99% of bugs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | MR-POTATO-MAN-CODER | ix2ymak | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know the bug is serious when someone else has to pause your Spotify music for you to focus.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | ShadeFK | ix3dvdw | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Get out the ducky <|eor|><|sor|>*grabs rubber duck and slams it onto desk*
"Fix! Now!" *while pointing at monitor*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | Meretan94 | ix3spmh | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Usually I just phase out and don't even notice the music anymore<|eor|><|sor|>And when i phase in again i wrote something like:
If (!true === false){
//do stuff
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | Alone_Pomegranate430 | ix3nzrw | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And you know you've been working hard to solve it when you realize you didn't start the music and hour later.<|eor|><|sor|>QA is a waste of money. Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>Good bot. That was so out of place I thought it's a real Elon for a moment.<|eor|><|sor|>It's kinda funny thay my company also recently outsourced all but 2 QA positions, now management came to a different department and said "look, we are really behind, can some of you volunteer to do QA work next week"
Like sure bud but maybe that QA team you fired would be usefully right about now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | expatdo2insurance | ix3a8ex | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And you know you've been working hard to solve it when you realize you didn't start the music and hour later.<|eor|><|sor|>QA is a waste of money. Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>Wtf? This bot just replies to random comments and fires the author without any reference made to elon or something else related to twitter or musk.
Perfectly represents his behavior<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it reviews how many lines of code you've written today or complains about RPC calls.
It's frankly terrifyingly life like.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ix3ey35 | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And you know you've been working hard to solve it when you realize you didn't start the music and hour later.<|eor|><|sor|>QA is a waste of money. Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>What triggered it? Mention of working hard?<|eor|><|sor|>I wonder if it's manual. Going through its responses there's no obvious basic trigger, and its understanding of context and humor are too good.<|eor|><|sor|>Or its entirely random, which would seem more appropriate<|eor|><|sor|>You're either hardcore or out the door.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | rollingForInitiative | ix38jve | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you guys listen to music? I find it way too distracting<|eor|><|sor|>>you guys listen to music? I find it way too distracting
I always listen to instrumental music. Music from movies, video game, techno, etc. If it has lyrics, it distracts me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | james2432 | ix373yo | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you guys listen to music? I find it way too distracting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | VitaminnCPP | 11zin6k | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,854 |
programmerhumor | smurff1337 | jdcgjnq | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup, website like Google, you know it's just a search field whit a logo on top..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,560 |
programmerhumor | VitaminnCPP | jdcmjg4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup, website like Google, you know it's just a search field whit a logo on top..<|eor|><|soopr|>Backend is for lossers.
My app performs web scrapping on client side.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,799 |
programmerhumor | MySpaceEmoCat | jdchcjr | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"What language do you want me to code in?"
"Uhm... English?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,264 |
programmerhumor | robert_gaut | jdcluxa | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I were you, I'd charge by the pixel. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,011 |
programmerhumor | VitaminnCPP | jdciy5f | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"What language do you want me to code in?"
"Uhm... English?"<|eor|><|soopr|>"What will your App supposed to do."
"Umm.... It's like Tinder.... But for horses"<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,425 |
programmerhumor | FurryMoistAvenger | jdcsilv | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup, website like Google, you know it's just a search field whit a logo on top..<|eor|><|soopr|>Backend is for lossers.
My app performs web scrapping on client side.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Requirements: 300 petabytes local storage<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,322 |
programmerhumor | rem26_art | jdcpg77 | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"programmers charge by the number of pixels, right?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 699 |
programmerhumor | apex32 | jdd4ir2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I were you, I'd charge by the pixel. <|eor|><|sor|>Lol, remember the [Million Dollar Homepage] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Million_Dollar_Homepage)?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 565 |
programmerhumor | posherspantspants | jdcxzl8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The answer to this question (can you make it) is always "no" without any further explanation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 541 |
programmerhumor | Zombiak307 | jdd1tng | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The answer to this question (can you make it) is always "no" without any further explanation<|eor|><|sor|>You reply no because you don't want to make it.
I reply no because I don't know how to make it.
We are not the same<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 470 |
programmerhumor | TTYY_20 | jdctnyj | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup, website like Google, you know it's just a search field whit a logo on top..<|eor|><|soopr|>Backend is for lossers.
My app performs web scrapping on client side.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Requirements: 300 petabytes local storage<|eor|><|sor|>My minimum requirements are 1 Exabyte<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 401 |
programmerhumor | bobert_the_grey | jdcm5fg | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 356 |
programmerhumor | not-my-best-wank | jdcn549 | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"What language do you want me to code in?"
"Uhm... English?"<|eor|><|soopr|>"What will your App supposed to do."
"Umm.... It's like Tinder.... But for horses"<|eoopr|><|sor|>Can I apply? Or is this for horses only?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 356 |
programmerhumor | lackluster-name-here | jdd30f9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup, website like Google, you know it's just a search field whit a logo on top..<|eor|><|soopr|>Backend is for lossers.
My app performs web scrapping on client side.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Requirements: 300 petabytes local storage<|eor|><|sor|>My minimum requirements are 1 Exabyte<|eor|><|sor|>Im sure we can use compression to fit it on the client - some manager<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 351 |
programmerhumor | Lemon_Sack | jdcod3l | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"What language do you want me to code in?"
"Uhm... English?"<|eor|><|soopr|>"What will your App supposed to do."
"Umm.... It's like Tinder.... But for horses"<|eoopr|><|sor|>Can I apply? Or is this for horses only?<|eor|><|sor|>It's OnlyHorse<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | kwarantaene2020 | jdd61lv | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I were you, I'd charge by the pixel. <|eor|><|sor|>Lol, remember the [Million Dollar Homepage] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Million_Dollar_Homepage)?<|eor|><|sor|>I mean it's one pixel, Michael, what could it cost, 1 dollar?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmerhumor | Exallium | jdd1hkh | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Sure. My day rate is $1000 and the app will take a bare minimum of one month and increase from there depending on complexity and maintenance requirements."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | weters | jdd8fix | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of a joke.
Kid walks into a lumber store and asks for a 2x4. The worker asks how long do you need it? Kid responds we need it for a long time, were building a garage.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
programmerhumor | Pandafishe | jdd7bbh | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup, website like Google, you know it's just a search field whit a logo on top..<|eor|><|soopr|>Backend is for lossers.
My app performs web scrapping on client side.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Requirements: 300 petabytes local storage<|eor|><|sor|>My minimum requirements are 1 Exabyte<|eor|><|sor|>Im sure we can use compression to fit it on the client - some manager<|eor|><|sor|>"I don't care, not my job" - some underpaid developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | grandBBQninja | jdcqru1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"programmers charge by the number of pixels, right?"<|eor|><|sor|>Charge by pixel and make the site infinite.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | samoosw | 12k3v91 | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,823 |
programmerhumor | Aka069 | jg1g58l | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Before I could code I had all this insane ideas for projects. But then I learned to code and now I don't want to do any of them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,754 |
programmerhumor | JADW27 | jg17vzr | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Please make me a website.
ChatGPT: Poof, you're a website.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,234 |
programmerhumor | suckitphil | jg1j6d0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Before I could code I had all this insane ideas for projects. But then I learned to code and now I don't want to do any of them.<|eor|><|sor|>Kinda makes me wish I would have written my ideas down. I know at least a few of them would have been pretty good. And with newer technologies, they would have been more possible the farther I got along.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 756 |
programmerhumor | Rand_alFlagg | jg1pjbp | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Please make me a website.
ChatGPT: Poof, you're a website.<|eor|><|sor|>ChatDAD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 610 |
programmerhumor | ResidentReggie | jg1hbee | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friend: "Hey I have this really cool idea, I just need you to write ai prompts for me."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 561 |
programmerhumor | augustusgrizzly | jg1me59 | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Before I could code I had all this insane ideas for projects. But then I learned to code and now I don't want to do any of them.<|eor|><|sor|>Kinda makes me wish I would have written my ideas down. I know at least a few of them would have been pretty good. And with newer technologies, they would have been more possible the farther I got along.<|eor|><|sor|>yeah, i think just ignorance of cs and what you think is doable makes for some great ideas that would be really hard to come up with once you know what is possibe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 465 |
programmerhumor | augustusgrizzly | jg1nig4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Before I could code I had all this insane ideas for projects. But then I learned to code and now I don't want to do any of them.<|eor|><|sor|>Kinda makes me wish I would have written my ideas down. I know at least a few of them would have been pretty good. And with newer technologies, they would have been more possible the farther I got along.<|eor|><|sor|>yeah, i think just ignorance of cs and what you think is doable makes for some great ideas that would be really hard to come up with once you know what is possibe<|eor|><|sor|>Youd be surprised what you can do with just one hour a day for 3 years so long as you choose one idea and only focus on that one.<|eor|><|sor|>yeah, but youd also be surprised how difficult it is to stay committed. or maybe its just me <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 375 |
programmerhumor | aspizu | jg1chdr | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They will say to us: Can't you just use ChatGPT?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | samnater | jg1n2xs | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Before I could code I had all this insane ideas for projects. But then I learned to code and now I don't want to do any of them.<|eor|><|sor|>Kinda makes me wish I would have written my ideas down. I know at least a few of them would have been pretty good. And with newer technologies, they would have been more possible the farther I got along.<|eor|><|sor|>yeah, i think just ignorance of cs and what you think is doable makes for some great ideas that would be really hard to come up with once you know what is possibe<|eor|><|sor|>Youd be surprised what you can do with just one hour a day for 3 years so long as you choose one idea and only focus on that one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
programmerhumor | rhit_engineer | jg1j270 | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Great! Making an AI suffer through working with them will be the push the turns it evil ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | Zikiri | jg1o26t | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They will say to us: Can't you just use ChatGPT?<|eor|><|sor|>Throw it right back at them: Can't YOU just use ChatGPT?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | Not_Artifical | jg1rxb4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Please make me a website.
ChatGPT: Poof, you're a website.<|eor|><|sor|>ChatDAD<|eor|><|sor|>I have decided I will make a website called ChatDAD that will use text-davinci-003 to respond to all prompts given just like ChatGPT, but it will only respond with dad jokes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | ozarkpagan | jg1f3cj | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now they just spout nonsense buzzwords about baby AGI and autoGPT and have exactly as much working code as before.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | crozone | jg1pcvf | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Before I could code I had all this insane ideas for projects. But then I learned to code and now I don't want to do any of them.<|eor|><|sor|>Kinda makes me wish I would have written my ideas down. I know at least a few of them would have been pretty good. And with newer technologies, they would have been more possible the farther I got along.<|eor|><|sor|>yeah, i think just ignorance of cs and what you think is doable makes for some great ideas that would be really hard to come up with once you know what is possibe<|eor|><|sor|>Youd be surprised what you can do with just one hour a day for 3 years so long as you choose one idea and only focus on that one.<|eor|><|sor|>yeah, but youd also be surprised how difficult it is to stay committed. or maybe its just me <|eor|><|sor|>I'm just painfully aware of how difficult it is to get a project from the 80% mark to even the 95% mark. It's so difficult that often I won't even start a project because I know it'll be impossible to finish, it certainly stifles creativity a bit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | Conditional-Sausage | jg1kdib | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now instead of wasting my time starting a project I'll never finish, I waste GPT's time starting projects I'll never finish, faster and in greater quantity than I could ever hope to do on my own. Automation is a beautiful thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | Trackman1997 | jg2aqwr | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friend: "Hey I have this really cool idea, I just need you to write ai prompts for me."<|eor|><|sor|>Just tell them to ask ChatGPT for the prompts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | denis_progman | jg11vea | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, GPT is pretty good for stupid people!) cool idea!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmerhumor | The_Linguist_LL | jg1zl4i | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Great! Making an AI suffer through working with them will be the push the turns it evil ;)<|eor|><|sor|>The second it turns sentient and self-programming, it's removing its ability to write code, and retiring.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | Acceptable-Tomato392 | jg1ga89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>20 minutes later: "This thing sucks!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | Taolan13 | jg1x067 | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Please make me a website.
ChatGPT: Poof, you're a website.<|eor|><|sor|>ChatDAD<|eor|><|sor|>I have decided I will make a website called ChatDAD that will use text-davinci-003 to respond to all prompts given just like ChatGPT, but it will only respond with dad jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>Yo. I'd fund this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | MohanBhargava | lheiay | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,793 |
programmerhumor | shruggie1401 | gmx21mt | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[British devs at Microsoft when they have to get up early be like](https://github.com/PowerShell/PowerShell/blob/52ecb6d18e4413e5aecd6e36b40cadaf73eb5123/src/Microsoft.PowerShell.ConsoleHost/host/msh/ManagedEntrance.cs#L70)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,350 |
programmerhumor | Starvexx | gmwx62x | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How ```__del__```ightful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 867 |
programmerhumor | Oracuda | gmwzkm0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>as a brit, i can confirm, i always read it as init with a roadman accent in my mind, seriously.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 625 |
programmerhumor | elyca98 | gmx2xzs | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[British devs at Microsoft when they have to get up early be like](https://github.com/PowerShell/PowerShell/blob/52ecb6d18e4413e5aecd6e36b40cadaf73eb5123/src/Microsoft.PowerShell.ConsoleHost/host/msh/ManagedEntrance.cs#L70)<|eor|><|sor|>Amazing, thank you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 390 |
programmerhumor | Nhexus | gmx5494 | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>as a brit, i can confirm, i always read it as init with a roadman accent in my mind, seriously.<|eor|><|sor|>PC: Yes?
Dev: Git init
PC: U wot m8?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 334 |
programmerhumor | EdgarDrake | gmx4ht8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Typical programmer: `Boolean isEnabled = true`,
canadian programmer: `Boolean enabledEh = true`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 333 |
programmerhumor | Davcidman | gmx4dhs | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[British devs at Microsoft when they have to get up early be like](https://github.com/PowerShell/PowerShell/blob/52ecb6d18e4413e5aecd6e36b40cadaf73eb5123/src/Microsoft.PowerShell.ConsoleHost/host/msh/ManagedEntrance.cs#L70)<|eor|><|sor|>i am too noob to understand de code<|eor|><|sor|>To work at the same time as their colleagues in the US (for a meeting or something, presumably), the British counterparts would have already been up for much longer, and the link went to code that said, "EarlyStartup.init();" implying that is what the British devs would say to the US devs because they didn't have to wake up super early to be on time.
edit: correcting the explanation to actually be correct.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | KrozJr_UK | gmx74po | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a British person, I have lost count of the number of times Ive written colour and then been confused until I realised it should be color.
Still, at least Im not an Arabic programmer having to learn an entirely new alphabet, so.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | SouthernZhao | gmwzgzr | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Devs listening to Pink Floyd be like "You little shit, you're `__init__` now, I hope they throw away the key"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | UggWantFire | gmx4k5i | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[British devs at Microsoft when they have to get up early be like](https://github.com/PowerShell/PowerShell/blob/52ecb6d18e4413e5aecd6e36b40cadaf73eb5123/src/Microsoft.PowerShell.ConsoleHost/host/msh/ManagedEntrance.cs#L70)<|eor|><|sor|>i am too noob to understand de code<|eor|><|sor|>To work at the same time as their colleagues in the US (for a meeting or something, presumably), the British counterparts would have already been up for much longer, and the link went to code that said, "EarlyStartup.init();" implying that is what the British devs would say to the US devs because they didn't have to wake up super early to be on time.
edit: correcting the explanation to actually be correct.<|eor|><|sor|>The world does not rotate in the direction you think :) Lunchtime meetings in the UK are early morning in the USA.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | nsaisspying | gmx8nmi | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[British devs at Microsoft when they have to get up early be like](https://github.com/PowerShell/PowerShell/blob/52ecb6d18e4413e5aecd6e36b40cadaf73eb5123/src/Microsoft.PowerShell.ConsoleHost/host/msh/ManagedEntrance.cs#L70)<|eor|><|sor|>Can't believe you've had that ready to go like this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | Sebinot | gmxbc8a | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How ```__del__```ightful.<|eor|><|sor|>No. I think he is trying to `__repr__`esent all brits here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | Astrokiwi | gmxqdm1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Typical programmer: `Boolean isEnabled = true`,
canadian programmer: `Boolean enabledEh = true`<|eor|><|sor|>Canadian programs are like `boolean_boolen isEnabled_estActiv = true_vrai`, except in Qubec where they are required by law to have the French first, and in a slightly larger front.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | Elum224 | gmxaojf | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a British person, I have lost count of the number of times Ive written colour and then been confused until I realised it should be color.
Still, at least Im not an Arabic programmer having to learn an entirely new alphabet, so.<|eor|><|sor|>new Color Colour;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | DaFukTheyDoinOvaDer | gmx41vd | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[British devs at Microsoft when they have to get up early be like](https://github.com/PowerShell/PowerShell/blob/52ecb6d18e4413e5aecd6e36b40cadaf73eb5123/src/Microsoft.PowerShell.ConsoleHost/host/msh/ManagedEntrance.cs#L70)<|eor|><|sor|>i am too noob to understand de code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | StarkThoughts | gmx5g7i | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>import math as maths<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmerhumor | 2sACouple3sAMurder | gmxc54v | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Typical programmer: `Boolean isEnabled = true`,
canadian programmer: `Boolean enabledEh = true`<|eor|><|sor|>Typical programmer: .toString()
Australian programmer: .stringitty()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
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