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programmerhumor | afito | ebo2wmn | <|sols|><|sot|>The importance of knowing how to correctly use the while loop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6wksqjmmyw321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I can already see this on the walls of programming classrooms everywhere<|eor|><|sor|>My first thought was to show this to my teachers so they print it.<|eor|><|sor|>A great teacher... | 224 |
programmerhumor | Bishwas12 | v3so3p | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,904 |
programmerhumor | Rakgul | ib0iah6 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The most impressive project I ever completed in assembly was a chat program.
Except the two computers had to be connected via a null modem cable so whoever you wanted to talk to had to be seated right next to you, therefore negatin... | 937 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | ib0d7yh | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You gotta mov it mov it..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 908 |
programmerhumor | Korzag | ib0h04x | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You ever think how cool it actually is though? You wrote some trivial assembly, which compiled into some byte code that your processor can use, then when you run it that causes an incredible cadence of electrical signals as a result... | 601 |
programmerhumor | nexion2 | ib0ligi | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The most impressive project I ever completed in assembly was a chat program.
Except the two computers had to be connected via a null modem cable so whoever you wanted to talk to had to be seated right next to you, therefore negatin... | 494 |
programmerhumor | top_of_the_scrote | ib0c0co | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Person that encoded first pixels in hex
*one day, you will be booba*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 491 |
programmerhumor | alesimula97 | ib0g8lg | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>To think people made videogames with it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 295 |
programmerhumor | Pirate_OOS | ib0fk2q | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You gotta mov it mov it..<|eor|><|sor|>I like to mov it mov it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 273 |
programmerhumor | JackNotOLantern | ib0cwz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>At least in assembly all variables names make sense<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | GisterMizard | ib0k9uw | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The most impressive project I ever completed in assembly was a chat program.
Except the two computers had to be connected via a null modem cable so whoever you wanted to talk to had to be seated right next to you, therefore negatin... | 221 |
programmerhumor | memes-of-awesome | ib0iocd | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You ever think how cool it actually is though? You wrote some trivial assembly, which compiled into some byte code that your processor can use, then when you run it that causes an incredible cadence of electrical signals as a result... | 195 |
programmerhumor | sarthakkalpasi | ib0f1a2 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>mov rax, 1
mov rbx, 2
add rbx, rax
mov rax, 1
mov rdx, 1
mov rsi, rbx
mov rdx 13
syscall<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | MarthaEM | ib0eh97 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>At least in assembly all variables names make sense<|eor|><|sor|>ecs and esp are not precisely the most descriptive names for iterators<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | fluffygryphon | ib17f0s | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>To think people made videogames with it<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone mentioned Rollercoaster Tycoon, but there was another game that also made Assembly its bitch. Su-27 Flanker. That flight simulator had complex fluid dynamics simulations ... | 148 |
programmerhumor | RiktaD | ib0kkun | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The most impressive project I ever completed in assembly was a chat program.
Except the two computers had to be connected via a null modem cable so whoever you wanted to talk to had to be seated right next to you, therefore negatin... | 145 |
programmerhumor | PapoochCZ | ib0g9ij | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You gotta mov it mov it..<|eor|><|sor|>I like to mov it mov it<|eor|><|sor|>we like to<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | sarthakkalpasi | ib0lph1 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>mov rax, 1
mov rbx, 2
add rbx, rax
mov rax, 1
mov rdx, 1
mov rsi, rbx
mov rdx 13
syscall<|eor|><|sor|>Wtf is this<|eor|><|sor|>nothing, just me and my computer talking.
it is assembly code for adding two numbers and printin... | 135 |
programmerhumor | Pirate_OOS | ib0gb1s | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You gotta mov it mov it..<|eor|><|sor|>I like to mov it mov it<|eor|><|sor|>we like to<|eor|><|sor|>MOV IT!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | AyrA_ch | ib0mazd | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The most impressive project I ever completed in assembly was a chat program.
Except the two computers had to be connected via a null modem cable so whoever you wanted to talk to had to be seated right next to you, therefore negatin... | 125 |
programmerhumor | LordDagwood | ib0kw9q | <|sols|><|sot|>it's hard!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1ct62flgic391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>To think people made videogames with it<|eor|><|sor|>Rollercoaster Tycoon was written in assembly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | jesuscoituschrist | yzzqz8 | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,887 |
programmerhumor | XanderTheMander | ix2xwo3 | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And you know you've been working hard to solve it when you realize you didn't start the music and hour later.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,820 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ix2xx88 | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And you know you've been working hard to solve it when you realize you didn't start the music and hour later.<|eor|><|sor|>QA is a waste of money. Fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 1,145 |
programmerhumor | harumamburoo | ix2ycub | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And you know you've been working hard to solve it when you realize you didn't start the music and hour later.<|eor|><|sor|>QA is a waste of money. Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>Good bot. Tha... | 666 |
programmerhumor | yourteam | ix32qhn | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Usually I just phase out and don't even notice the music anymore<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | PuzzleMeDo | ix2y0aa | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Bug... I'll add some debug messages and run it again to see what happens. /\*Continues listening to podcast.\*/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
programmerhumor | kungfu_panda_express | ix30co6 | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Get out the ducky <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | ExceedingChunk | ix36x02 | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I usually put on music when I have to focus. Stuff like chillstep or purely instrumental music really gets me in the zone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 305 |
programmerhumor | DarkFlame7 | ix3i2gg | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And you know you've been working hard to solve it when you realize you didn't start the music and hour later.<|eor|><|sor|>And had your headphones on the whole time, listening to s... | 293 |
programmerhumor | noob-nine | ix39m05 | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And you know you've been working hard to solve it when you realize you didn't start the music and hour later.<|eor|><|sor|>QA is a waste of money. Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>Wtf? This bot... | 250 |
programmerhumor | TheAJGman | ix38tc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Bug... I'll add some debug messages and run it again to see what happens. /\*Continues listening to podcast.\*/<|eor|><|sor|>"Huh, it's crashing here. Let's throw in a breakpoi... | 211 |
programmerhumor | MR-POTATO-MAN-CODER | ix2ymak | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know the bug is serious when someone else has to pause your Spotify music for you to focus.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | ShadeFK | ix3dvdw | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Get out the ducky <|eor|><|sor|>*grabs rubber duck and slams it onto desk*
"Fix! Now!" *while pointing at monitor*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | Meretan94 | ix3spmh | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Usually I just phase out and don't even notice the music anymore<|eor|><|sor|>And when i phase in again i wrote something like:
If (!true === false){
//do stuff
}<|eor|><|eols|>... | 146 |
programmerhumor | Alone_Pomegranate430 | ix3nzrw | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And you know you've been working hard to solve it when you realize you didn't start the music and hour later.<|eor|><|sor|>QA is a waste of money. Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>Good bot. Tha... | 129 |
programmerhumor | expatdo2insurance | ix3a8ex | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And you know you've been working hard to solve it when you realize you didn't start the music and hour later.<|eor|><|sor|>QA is a waste of money. Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>Wtf? This bot... | 104 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ix3ey35 | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And you know you've been working hard to solve it when you realize you didn't start the music and hour later.<|eor|><|sor|>QA is a waste of money. Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>What triggere... | 102 |
programmerhumor | rollingForInitiative | ix38jve | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you guys listen to music? I find it way too distracting<|eor|><|sor|>>you guys listen to music? I find it way too distracting
I always listen to instrumental music. Music from mov... | 101 |
programmerhumor | james2432 | ix373yo | <|sols|><|sot|>A rare relatable post from LinkedIn's vast sea of boomer humor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d9s2ipcf741a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you guys listen to music? I find it way too distracting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | VitaminnCPP | 11zin6k | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,854 |
programmerhumor | smurff1337 | jdcgjnq | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup, website like Google, you know it's just a search field whit a logo on top..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,560 |
programmerhumor | VitaminnCPP | jdcmjg4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup, website like Google, you know it's just a search field whit a logo on top..<|eor|><|soopr|>Backend is for lossers.
My app performs web scrapping on client side.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,799 |
programmerhumor | MySpaceEmoCat | jdchcjr | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"What language do you want me to code in?"
"Uhm... English?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,264 |
programmerhumor | robert_gaut | jdcluxa | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I were you, I'd charge by the pixel. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,011 |
programmerhumor | VitaminnCPP | jdciy5f | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"What language do you want me to code in?"
"Uhm... English?"<|eor|><|soopr|>"What will your App supposed to do."
"Umm.... It's like Tinder.... But for horses"<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,425 |
programmerhumor | FurryMoistAvenger | jdcsilv | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup, website like Google, you know it's just a search field whit a logo on top..<|eor|><|soopr|>Backend is for lossers.
My app performs web scrapping on client side.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Requirements: 300 petab... | 1,322 |
programmerhumor | rem26_art | jdcpg77 | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"programmers charge by the number of pixels, right?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 699 |
programmerhumor | apex32 | jdd4ir2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I were you, I'd charge by the pixel. <|eor|><|sor|>Lol, remember the [Million Dollar Homepage] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Million_Dollar_Homepage)?<|eor... | 565 |
programmerhumor | posherspantspants | jdcxzl8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The answer to this question (can you make it) is always "no" without any further explanation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 541 |
programmerhumor | Zombiak307 | jdd1tng | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The answer to this question (can you make it) is always "no" without any further explanation<|eor|><|sor|>You reply no because you don't want to make it.
I reply no because I don't know how to make it.
We ... | 470 |
programmerhumor | TTYY_20 | jdctnyj | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup, website like Google, you know it's just a search field whit a logo on top..<|eor|><|soopr|>Backend is for lossers.
My app performs web scrapping on client side.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Requirements: 300 petab... | 401 |
programmerhumor | bobert_the_grey | jdcm5fg | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 356 |
programmerhumor | not-my-best-wank | jdcn549 | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"What language do you want me to code in?"
"Uhm... English?"<|eor|><|soopr|>"What will your App supposed to do."
"Umm.... It's like Tinder.... But for horses"<|eoopr|><|sor|>Can I apply? Or is this for h... | 356 |
programmerhumor | lackluster-name-here | jdd30f9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup, website like Google, you know it's just a search field whit a logo on top..<|eor|><|soopr|>Backend is for lossers.
My app performs web scrapping on client side.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Requirements: 300 petab... | 351 |
programmerhumor | Lemon_Sack | jdcod3l | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"What language do you want me to code in?"
"Uhm... English?"<|eor|><|soopr|>"What will your App supposed to do."
"Umm.... It's like Tinder.... But for horses"<|eoopr|><|sor|>Can I apply? Or is this for h... | 346 |
programmerhumor | kwarantaene2020 | jdd61lv | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I were you, I'd charge by the pixel. <|eor|><|sor|>Lol, remember the [Million Dollar Homepage] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Million_Dollar_Homepage)?<|eor... | 341 |
programmerhumor | Exallium | jdd1hkh | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Sure. My day rate is $1000 and the app will take a bare minimum of one month and increase from there depending on complexity and maintenance requirements."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | weters | jdd8fix | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of a joke.
Kid walks into a lumber store and asks for a 2x4. The worker asks how long do you need it? Kid responds we need it for a long time, were building a garage.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 217 |
programmerhumor | Pandafishe | jdd7bbh | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup, website like Google, you know it's just a search field whit a logo on top..<|eor|><|soopr|>Backend is for lossers.
My app performs web scrapping on client side.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Requirements: 300 petab... | 201 |
programmerhumor | grandBBQninja | jdcqru1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I only make computer screen size apps<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i1zsudixvipa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"programmers charge by the number of pixels, right?"<|eor|><|sor|>Charge by pixel and make the site infinite.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | samoosw | 12k3v91 | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,823 |
programmerhumor | Aka069 | jg1g58l | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Before I could code I had all this insane ideas for projects. But then I learned to code and now I don't want to do any of them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,754 |
programmerhumor | JADW27 | jg17vzr | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Please make me a website.
ChatGPT: Poof, you're a website.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,234 |
programmerhumor | suckitphil | jg1j6d0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Before I could code I had all this insane ideas for projects. But then I learned to code and now I don't want to do any of them.<|eor|><|sor|>Kinda makes me wish I would have written my ideas down. I know at lea... | 756 |
programmerhumor | Rand_alFlagg | jg1pjbp | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Please make me a website.
ChatGPT: Poof, you're a website.<|eor|><|sor|>ChatDAD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 610 |
programmerhumor | ResidentReggie | jg1hbee | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friend: "Hey I have this really cool idea, I just need you to write ai prompts for me."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 561 |
programmerhumor | augustusgrizzly | jg1me59 | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Before I could code I had all this insane ideas for projects. But then I learned to code and now I don't want to do any of them.<|eor|><|sor|>Kinda makes me wish I would have written my ideas down. I know at lea... | 465 |
programmerhumor | augustusgrizzly | jg1nig4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Before I could code I had all this insane ideas for projects. But then I learned to code and now I don't want to do any of them.<|eor|><|sor|>Kinda makes me wish I would have written my ideas down. I know at lea... | 375 |
programmerhumor | aspizu | jg1chdr | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They will say to us: Can't you just use ChatGPT?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | samnater | jg1n2xs | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Before I could code I had all this insane ideas for projects. But then I learned to code and now I don't want to do any of them.<|eor|><|sor|>Kinda makes me wish I would have written my ideas down. I know at lea... | 249 |
programmerhumor | rhit_engineer | jg1j270 | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Great! Making an AI suffer through working with them will be the push the turns it evil ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | Zikiri | jg1o26t | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They will say to us: Can't you just use ChatGPT?<|eor|><|sor|>Throw it right back at them: Can't YOU just use ChatGPT?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | Not_Artifical | jg1rxb4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Please make me a website.
ChatGPT: Poof, you're a website.<|eor|><|sor|>ChatDAD<|eor|><|sor|>I have decided I will make a website called ChatDAD that will use text-davinci-003 to respond to all prompts give... | 214 |
programmerhumor | ozarkpagan | jg1f3cj | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now they just spout nonsense buzzwords about baby AGI and autoGPT and have exactly as much working code as before.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | crozone | jg1pcvf | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Before I could code I had all this insane ideas for projects. But then I learned to code and now I don't want to do any of them.<|eor|><|sor|>Kinda makes me wish I would have written my ideas down. I know at lea... | 180 |
programmerhumor | Conditional-Sausage | jg1kdib | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now instead of wasting my time starting a project I'll never finish, I waste GPT's time starting projects I'll never finish, faster and in greater quantity than I could ever hope to do on my own. Automation is a... | 166 |
programmerhumor | Trackman1997 | jg2aqwr | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friend: "Hey I have this really cool idea, I just need you to write ai prompts for me."<|eor|><|sor|>Just tell them to ask ChatGPT for the prompts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | denis_progman | jg11vea | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, GPT is pretty good for stupid people!) cool idea!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmerhumor | The_Linguist_LL | jg1zl4i | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Great! Making an AI suffer through working with them will be the push the turns it evil ;)<|eor|><|sor|>The second it turns sentient and self-programming, it's removing its ability to write code, and retiring.<|... | 108 |
programmerhumor | Acceptable-Tomato392 | jg1ga89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>20 minutes later: "This thing sucks!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | Taolan13 | jg1x067 | <|sols|><|sot|>Now you have someone to code it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0v0br33ykta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Please make me a website.
ChatGPT: Poof, you're a website.<|eor|><|sor|>ChatDAD<|eor|><|sor|>I have decided I will make a website called ChatDAD that will use text-davinci-003 to respond to all prompts give... | 88 |
programmerhumor | MohanBhargava | lheiay | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,793 |
programmerhumor | shruggie1401 | gmx21mt | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[British devs at Microsoft when they have to get up early be like](https://github.com/PowerShell/PowerShell/blob/52ecb6d18e4413e5aecd6e36b40cadaf73eb5123/src/Microsoft.PowerShell.ConsoleHost/host/msh/ManagedEntrance.cs#L70)<|eor|><|eols|... | 2,350 |
programmerhumor | Starvexx | gmwx62x | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How ```__del__```ightful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 867 |
programmerhumor | Oracuda | gmwzkm0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>as a brit, i can confirm, i always read it as init with a roadman accent in my mind, seriously.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 625 |
programmerhumor | elyca98 | gmx2xzs | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[British devs at Microsoft when they have to get up early be like](https://github.com/PowerShell/PowerShell/blob/52ecb6d18e4413e5aecd6e36b40cadaf73eb5123/src/Microsoft.PowerShell.ConsoleHost/host/msh/ManagedEntrance.cs#L70)<|eor|><|sor|>... | 390 |
programmerhumor | Nhexus | gmx5494 | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>as a brit, i can confirm, i always read it as init with a roadman accent in my mind, seriously.<|eor|><|sor|>PC: Yes?
Dev: Git init
PC: U wot m8?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 334 |
programmerhumor | EdgarDrake | gmx4ht8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Typical programmer: `Boolean isEnabled = true`,
canadian programmer: `Boolean enabledEh = true`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 333 |
programmerhumor | Davcidman | gmx4dhs | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[British devs at Microsoft when they have to get up early be like](https://github.com/PowerShell/PowerShell/blob/52ecb6d18e4413e5aecd6e36b40cadaf73eb5123/src/Microsoft.PowerShell.ConsoleHost/host/msh/ManagedEntrance.cs#L70)<|eor|><|sor|>... | 212 |
programmerhumor | KrozJr_UK | gmx74po | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a British person, I have lost count of the number of times Ive written colour and then been confused until I realised it should be color.
Still, at least Im not an Arabic programmer having to learn an entirely new alphabet, so.<|eor|... | 170 |
programmerhumor | SouthernZhao | gmwzgzr | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Devs listening to Pink Floyd be like "You little shit, you're `__init__` now, I hope they throw away the key"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | UggWantFire | gmx4k5i | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[British devs at Microsoft when they have to get up early be like](https://github.com/PowerShell/PowerShell/blob/52ecb6d18e4413e5aecd6e36b40cadaf73eb5123/src/Microsoft.PowerShell.ConsoleHost/host/msh/ManagedEntrance.cs#L70)<|eor|><|sor|>... | 152 |
programmerhumor | nsaisspying | gmx8nmi | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[British devs at Microsoft when they have to get up early be like](https://github.com/PowerShell/PowerShell/blob/52ecb6d18e4413e5aecd6e36b40cadaf73eb5123/src/Microsoft.PowerShell.ConsoleHost/host/msh/ManagedEntrance.cs#L70)<|eor|><|sor|>... | 151 |
programmerhumor | Sebinot | gmxbc8a | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How ```__del__```ightful.<|eor|><|sor|>No. I think he is trying to `__repr__`esent all brits here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | Astrokiwi | gmxqdm1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Typical programmer: `Boolean isEnabled = true`,
canadian programmer: `Boolean enabledEh = true`<|eor|><|sor|>Canadian programs are like `boolean_boolen isEnabled_estActiv = true_vrai`, except in Qubec where they are required by law to ... | 136 |
programmerhumor | Elum224 | gmxaojf | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a British person, I have lost count of the number of times Ive written colour and then been confused until I realised it should be color.
Still, at least Im not an Arabic programmer having to learn an entirely new alphabet, so.<|eor|... | 105 |
programmerhumor | DaFukTheyDoinOvaDer | gmx41vd | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[British devs at Microsoft when they have to get up early be like](https://github.com/PowerShell/PowerShell/blob/52ecb6d18e4413e5aecd6e36b40cadaf73eb5123/src/Microsoft.PowerShell.ConsoleHost/host/msh/ManagedEntrance.cs#L70)<|eor|><|sor|>... | 101 |
programmerhumor | StarkThoughts | gmx5g7i | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>import math as maths<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmerhumor | 2sACouple3sAMurder | gmxc54v | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Typical programmer: `Boolean isEnabled = true`,
canadian programmer: `Boolean enabledEh = true`<|eor|><|sor|>Typical programmer: .toString()
Australian programmer: .stringitty()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
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