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programmerhumor | ReeferCheefer | j3vuhmf | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Two weeks? I get that after two days and every Monday is a struggle to stay employed.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit I didn't even look at who posted the tweet!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | Sanyam04 | uis4bb | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75,047 |
programmerhumor | rdrunner_74 | i7egnlm | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Such an awkward apartment setup.
You need a chair for the laptop/pizza<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,011 |
programmerhumor | IAMRETURD | i7eeohc | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, too much light<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,688 |
programmerhumor | BociekStacja | i7egd0v | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because you need big blank white walls to display your code onto it with the projector when you're sitting in front of the computer completely hooded<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,082 |
programmerhumor | FlackRacket | i7eg57p | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This looks zen AF, why do I own so much stuff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,913 |
programmerhumor | zalurker | i7efcf2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks good to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,804 |
programmerhumor | Sanyam04 | i7egzwy | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, too much light<|eor|><|soopr|>There should be a dark mode for walls also <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,788 |
programmerhumor | DanKveed | i7eh8j0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Almost there. You need a chair worth at least $750 with a 10$ table<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,770 |
programmerhumor | codemonkeh87 | i7ekwj7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Such an awkward apartment setup.
You need a chair for the laptop/pizza<|eor|><|sor|>And worn clothes like Jean's that don't necessarily need to be washed after each wear
Edit: not sure why I have to clarify this but I was not saying you have to wash jeans after each wear, precisely the opposite, hence they get put over a chair.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,663 |
programmerhumor | Mister_Lich | i7eila1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This looks zen AF, why do I own so much stuff<|eor|><|sor|>Minimalism is refreshing, especially when you do everything (work and freetime) online.<|eor|><|sor|>Tbh after living like this (but with an air mattress instead of a real mattress) for a short while in my early 20s, being cold and aching constantly and wondering what groceries I can afford... Minimalism can suck my dick. I want to feel safe and secure and comfy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 946 |
programmerhumor | Ejave | i7efhub | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's looking much better and bigger than my apartment. I don't have that much big salary but I'm wondering how much he's paying for this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 822 |
programmerhumor | Xsiorus | i7eis0s | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This looks zen AF, why do I own so much stuff<|eor|><|sor|>Minimalism is refreshing, especially when you do everything (work and freetime) online.<|eor|><|sor|>Tbh after living like this (but with an air mattress instead of a real mattress) for a short while in my early 20s, being cold and aching constantly and wondering what groceries I can afford... Minimalism can suck my dick. I want to feel safe and secure and comfy.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, minimalism is cool if it's a choice, not a necessity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 806 |
programmerhumor | itsoverlywarm | i7eksjk | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, too much light<|eor|><|soopr|>There should be a dark mode for walls also <|eoopr|><|sor|>Am I stupid, or would this just be dark paint colours ?<|eor|><|sor|>Definitely stupid<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 803 |
programmerhumor | Reddit_has_booba | i7efmqz | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh yeah?
Sign me up for that $200k. Where do I sign? I been hearing about that since my freshman year of college. 10 years later, I must be an awful dev, cause I've still not gotten anywhere near there.
I started at a meager $45k after I graduated, and nobody was offering any higher. I graduated with nearly a 4.0 and two degrees.
Edit: Thanks for the job seeking / career building / income growing advice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 794 |
programmerhumor | madhao__ | i7elfk2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because you need big blank white walls to display your code onto it with the projector when you're sitting in front of the computer completely hooded<|eor|><|sor|>Hackerman<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 790 |
programmerhumor | rdrunner_74 | i7eqsyr | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Such an awkward apartment setup.
You need a chair for the laptop/pizza<|eor|><|sor|>And worn clothes like Jean's that don't necessarily need to be washed after each wear
Edit: not sure why I have to clarify this but I was not saying you have to wash jeans after each wear, precisely the opposite, hence they get put over a chair.<|eor|><|sor|>You wear clothes?
Since Corona i identifed them as a usepless prop in Homeoffice...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 764 |
programmerhumor | Matesipper420 | i7egqj7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This looks zen AF, why do I own so much stuff<|eor|><|sor|>Minimalism is refreshing, especially when you do everything (work and freetime) online.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 758 |
programmerhumor | sakura610 | i7eg58z | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>the absent of a proper table is making my back aches.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 718 |
programmerhumor | Street_Platypus_4410 | i7eh18k | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks good to me.<|eor|><|sor|>And it's so easy to have it cleaned<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 683 |
programmerhumor | Cloudy_Oasis | i7ejtln | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, too much light<|eor|><|soopr|>There should be a dark mode for walls also <|eoopr|><|sor|>Am I stupid, or would this just be dark paint colours ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 658 |
programmerhumor | LunarEnemy | twqnk5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73,684 |
programmerhumor | Machiavvelli3060 | i3gvh97 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, if you've faked it this long, don't rock the boat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,765 |
programmerhumor | dudeofmoose | i3h1fc4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, if you've faked it this long, don't rock the boat.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd also say double down, ask for a huge pay rise.
"Nobody copies and pastes quite like I do, it'll take time to find somebody with this amount of googling skill"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,168 |
programmerhumor | MoreMemesForYou | i3gya37 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My Journey was something along the lines of:
1. Learn the very basics
2. Learn to google for the right questions
3. Learn Clean Code
4. Learn that your own code will always look like crap after a long enough time
5. Learn that you can reuse stuff
6. Learn to not let the imposter syndrome win!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,839 |
programmerhumor | Crescent-IV | i3h4ibq | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, if you've faked it this long, don't rock the boat.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd also say double down, ask for a huge pay rise.
"Nobody copies and pastes quite like I do, it'll take time to find somebody with this amount of googling skill"<|eor|><|sor|>This but sort of unironically. Googling effectively is a real skill<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,370 |
programmerhumor | InuDefender | i3h2arj | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>REAL developers
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,997 |
programmerhumor | AlterEdward | i3gyvl2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All code was written 15 years ago and is on StackOverflow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,856 |
programmerhumor | DeeYouBitch | i3gzrit | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If the answer isnt on Stack Overflow it is burried in some 10 year old obsure YouTube video by some 10 year old Indian kid where he writes bad English into Notepad with genenric beat music over the top while he types the solution at 2x speed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,205 |
programmerhumor | SandmanBan | i3h4y2k | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My Journey was something along the lines of:
1. Learn the very basics
2. Learn to google for the right questions
3. Learn Clean Code
4. Learn that your own code will always look like crap after a long enough time
5. Learn that you can reuse stuff
6. Learn to not let the imposter syndrome win!<|eor|><|sor|>Me failing step 6 makes me think I failed step 3, and sometimes 1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,168 |
programmerhumor | iamgod90 | i3gved3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, I didn't know I was a fake programmer, wtf lmao I literally live on copy paste hahah<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 939 |
programmerhumor | TheRealPitabred | i3h9xbs | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, if you've faked it this long, don't rock the boat.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd also say double down, ask for a huge pay rise.
"Nobody copies and pastes quite like I do, it'll take time to find somebody with this amount of googling skill"<|eor|><|sor|>This but sort of unironically. Googling effectively is a real skill<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The trick is not just knowing that Google exists, its being able to understand the results and make deductions about which ones are actually relevant to your current situation. Thats where people start getting overwhelmed or just give up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 887 |
programmerhumor | Optimized_Orangutan | i3haehg | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, if you've faked it this long, don't rock the boat.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd also say double down, ask for a huge pay rise.
"Nobody copies and pastes quite like I do, it'll take time to find somebody with this amount of googling skill"<|eor|><|sor|>This but sort of unironically. Googling effectively is a real skill<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The trick is not just knowing that Google exists, its being able to understand the results and make deductions about which ones are actually relevant to your current situation. Thats where people start getting overwhelmed or just give up.<|eor|><|sor|>Some day the folks at google will discover the secret of directing me to a message board where someone asked the same question and got an answer instead of the board where someone asked that question again and the only answer is "this has already been answered elsewhere" but that day is not today.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | Hlorri | i3h2mn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All code was written 15 years ago and is on StackOverflow.<|eor|><|sor|>[Everything that can be Invented has been Invented](https://patentlyo.com/patent/2011/01/tracing-the-quote-everything-that-can-be-invented-has-been-invented.html).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 538 |
programmerhumor | herrleel | i3hax6p | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, if you've faked it this long, don't rock the boat.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd also say double down, ask for a huge pay rise.
"Nobody copies and pastes quite like I do, it'll take time to find somebody with this amount of googling skill"<|eor|><|sor|>This but sort of unironically. Googling effectively is a real skill<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The trick is not just knowing that Google exists, its being able to understand the results and make deductions about which ones are actually relevant to your current situation. Thats where people start getting overwhelmed or just give up.<|eor|><|sor|>Some day the folks at google will discover the secret of directing me to a message board where someone asked the same question and got an answer instead of the board where someone asked that question again and the only answer is "this has already been answered elsewhere" but that day is not today.<|eor|><|sor|>"nvm, fixed it myself", without telling how. No other search results.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 484 |
programmerhumor | PossibilityTasty | i3gvg8k | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you trying to confuse like 90% of the "developers" here?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 462 |
programmerhumor | Firel_Dakuraito | i3hb7u0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My Journey was something along the lines of:
1. Learn the very basics
2. Learn to google for the right questions
3. Learn Clean Code
4. Learn that your own code will always look like crap after a long enough time
5. Learn that you can reuse stuff
6. Learn to not let the imposter syndrome win!<|eor|><|sor|>Me failing step 6 makes me think I failed step 3, and sometimes 1<|eor|><|sor|>Hmm. Maybe you need a little bit more imposter syndrome to cause overflow and skip to 7?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 397 |
programmerhumor | Linktt57 | i3h1a58 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All he has to do is pay a university 70k+ for a piece of paper certifying you know how to copy and paste to become a real programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | Hlorri | i3gx5yn | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Naah.. let him guess.
Just like when people ask what book they should read to become a proficient programmer. The answer is of course that it takes no effort at all just as long you know the our well-guarded secret (protected by our undisclosed Cabal), but it's always more fun to tell them that they need to "dive in" and gain "hands on experience" and "read documentation" and "start small" to learn. Watch them sweat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 322 |
programmerhumor | Random-Gif-Bot | i3h7y03 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>REAL developers
<|eor|><|sor|>​
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 307 |
programmerhumor | ASatyros | i3h2ai7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If the answer isnt on Stack Overflow it is burried in some 10 year old obsure YouTube video by some 10 year old Indian kid where he writes bad English into Notepad with genenric beat music over the top while he types the solution at 2x speed<|eor|><|sor|>I think for something like that there is Q&A option on Stack Overflow.
Next time you encounter problem like this, publish a question and answer it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
programmerhumor | Sampo | t3iesi | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73,092 |
programmerhumor | Scared-Use-2068 | hyswdgp | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You laugh now, but what if Russia bans Android developers from using Kotlin?
(that's a name of island in Russia for those who don't know).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,360 |
programmerhumor | jajvsbendjsj | hysotoy | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No way hell retain any of that
(Please dont make me remember any more obj c, even for puns)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,094 |
programmerhumor | Theorange-of-anxiety | hyt4fwq | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You laugh now, but what if Russia bans Android developers from using Kotlin?
(that's a name of island in Russia for those who don't know).<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact, This language was actually named after said island!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 480 |
programmerhumor | jjdmol | hysvgy5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Execute"<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>forgot `()`<|eor|><|sor|>Yes he has trouble executing that step.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 440 |
programmerhumor | bung_musk | hyt4f6s | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No way hell retain any of that
(Please dont make me remember any more obj c, even for puns)<|eor|><|sor|>Just write C and call it objective C.<|eor|><|sor|>Objective C is just C without any opinions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 377 |
programmerhumor | repkins | hysr9js | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Execute"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 355 |
programmerhumor | SoulWager | hyt1k5s | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No way hell retain any of that
(Please dont make me remember any more obj c, even for puns)<|eor|><|sor|>Just write C and call it objective C.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
programmerhumor | Noughmad | hytcxuz | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You laugh now, but what if Russia bans Android developers from using Kotlin?
(that's a name of island in Russia for those who don't know).<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact, This language was actually named after said island!<|eor|><|sor|>Funnily enough, there is another language named after Russia, specifically after the general state of its infrastructure and military.
It has a borrow checker.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | DOOManiac | hysp170 | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> [World fuck:putin]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | Alpha_Decay_ | hytphie | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You laugh now, but what if Russia bans Android developers from using Kotlin?
(that's a name of island in Russia for those who don't know).<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact, This language was actually named after said island!<|eor|><|sor|>Funnily enough, there is another language named after Russia, specifically after the general state of its infrastructure and military.
It has a borrow checker.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol, good one!
Well hey, while we're at it, I get the joke and everything, but let's all explain it to each other. Just for fun. You guys go first.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | mizuofficial | hysv92m | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Execute"<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>forgot `()`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | repkins | hysrd9b | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now we are going to see more swift banned jokes it appears.
Also "introducing legacy code called USSR."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | moveslikejaguar | hyt6bsn | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No way hell retain any of that
(Please dont make me remember any more obj c, even for puns)<|eor|><|sor|>Just write C and call it objective C.<|eor|><|sor|>Objective C is just C without any opinions<|eor|><|sor|>Facts don't care about your feelings C<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | thebigfalke | hysqvwk | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh the horror<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | Johanneskodo | hytmch0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now we are going to see more swift banned jokes it appears.
Also "introducing legacy code called USSR."<|eor|><|sor|>USSR is not really a good language.
It has no classes and every variable is public.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | Tsunazoz | u20jta | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71,806 |
programmerhumor | Timely-Ad5390 | i4fm1gi | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why its not right to left ???<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,974 |
programmerhumor | Ouity | i4fp1e7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bugs will be driven from this codebase inshallah<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,137 |
programmerhumor | gwoad | i4fo22h | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Are you sure you properly installed HPM (halal package manager)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,603 |
programmerhumor | Shaggyknowstheway | i4fpaly | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot to begin the code with salam alaikum;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,155 |
programmerhumor | thedolanduck | i4frx9p | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why its not right to left ???<|eor|><|sor|>It is. He just tabbed the shit out of it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,984 |
programmerhumor | Tsunazoz | i4fmi4d | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why its not right to left ???<|eor|><|soopr|>My editor enforces left to right.
I hope Arabic programming becomes more common that editors support right to left. \s<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,902 |
programmerhumor | Edzomatic | i4fqno8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Translation :
If(obstacle_in_front [unclear word] and random ){
advance(1)
} else {
if(random) {
right # meaning right direction
if(obstacle_in_front) {
left
left
}
} else{
left
if(obstacle_in_front ) {
right
right
}
}
advance(1)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,503 |
programmerhumor | breadslice_BE | i4g6k2c | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bugs will be driven from this codebase inshallah<|eor|><|sor|>It compiled, mashallah.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,222 |
programmerhumor | C0R0NASMASH | i4flw68 | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>next to the snake symbol you need to add a crocodile on a table<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,757 |
programmerhumor | advice-seeker-nya | i4fubov | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot to begin the code with salam alaikum;<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,632 |
programmerhumor | CJPoll01 | i4gd0tz | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bugs will be driven from this codebase inshallah<|eor|><|sor|>Its a problem with the installah
EDIT: Thank you kind redditors <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,500 |
programmerhumor | 3meta5u | i4foajg | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>magic numbers are a code smell, please replace with constants<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,359 |
programmerhumor | lizardlike | i4fvroc | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot to begin the code with salam alaikum;<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|sor|>I love that this is a single Unicode character<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,266 |
programmerhumor | NotEnslavedApple | i4fny1j | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone gangsta till programming become in arabic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,257 |
programmerhumor | sadwetsoap | i4gamdl | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bugs will be driven from this codebase inshallah<|eor|><|sor|>It compiled, mashallah.<|eor|><|sor|>Bismillah let's run it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,217 |
programmerhumor | SigmaRule108 | i4fow9p | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Are you sure you properly installed HPM (halal package manager)<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't programming is Haram ..??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,192 |
programmerhumor | favhwdg | i4g0m19 | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Translation :
If(obstacle_in_front [unclear word] and random ){
advance(1)
} else {
if(random) {
right # meaning right direction
if(obstacle_in_front) {
left
left
}
} else{
left
if(obstacle_in_front ) {
right
right
}
}
advance(1)<|eor|><|sor|>the unclear word is
inshallah<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,016 |
programmerhumor | Camerata5 | xyj2jw | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71,146 |
programmerhumor | amatulic | irhff99 | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Except often when strings are dumped into a CSV they are enclosed in quotation marks, so you should probably use some quotation marks in your password in addition to commas.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,619 |
programmerhumor | thatsallweneed | irhhsz1 | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>a proper password should contain ,\t"; drop table users<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,238 |
programmerhumor | wowbutters | irhfrxa | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Except often when strings are dumped into a CSV they are enclosed in quotation marks, so you should probably use some quotation marks in your password in addition to commas.<|eor|><|sor|>And if the garbage site you are signing up for doesn't accept commas or quotes, go somewhere else. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,079 |
programmerhumor | Terkala | irhn9bx | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>a proper password should contain ,\t"; drop table users<|eor|><|sor|>They'll notice that one right away. Instead, surprise them with the gift that keeps on giving.
,\t"; DROP TABLE (SELECT top 1 table_name FROM information_schema ORDER BY update_time ASC);
If I wrote that right, it'll drop the oldest table from the database every time it's accessed. So it keeps itself around, and random tables will start to disappear. And as you replace them, other different tables will drop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,700 |
programmerhumor | transgalpower | irhjxa5 | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better to dump all the special charchters in there for good measure<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,006 |
programmerhumor | Jet-Pack2 | irhpkbw | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better to dump all the special charchters in there for good measure<|eor|><|sor|>And an SQL injection at the end<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,997 |
programmerhumor | bespectacledbengal | irhqcox | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>a proper password should contain ,\t"; drop table users<|eor|><|sor|>They'll notice that one right away. Instead, surprise them with the gift that keeps on giving.
,\t"; DROP TABLE (SELECT top 1 table_name FROM information_schema ORDER BY update_time ASC);
If I wrote that right, it'll drop the oldest table from the database every time it's accessed. So it keeps itself around, and random tables will start to disappear. And as you replace them, other different tables will drop.<|eor|><|sor|>I really want to read about this working somewhere.<|eor|><|sor|>shouldnt you focus on your job while youre working somewhere?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,799 |
programmerhumor | SuccessfulBroccoli68 | irhpb44 | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>a proper password should contain ,\t"; drop table users<|eor|><|sor|>They'll notice that one right away. Instead, surprise them with the gift that keeps on giving.
,\t"; DROP TABLE (SELECT top 1 table_name FROM information_schema ORDER BY update_time ASC);
If I wrote that right, it'll drop the oldest table from the database every time it's accessed. So it keeps itself around, and random tables will start to disappear. And as you replace them, other different tables will drop.<|eor|><|sor|>I really want to read about this working somewhere.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,530 |
programmerhumor | StarkillerX42 | irhohft | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Except often when strings are dumped into a CSV they are enclosed in quotation marks, so you should probably use some quotation marks in your password in addition to commas.<|eor|><|sor|>\"CorrectHorseBatteryStaple,\,<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,407 |
programmerhumor | Nothemagain | irhgcl5 | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Except often when strings are dumped into a CSV they are enclosed in quotation marks, so you should probably use some quotation marks in your password in addition to commas.<|eor|><|sor|>And if the garbage site you are signing up for doesn't accept commas or quotes, go somewhere else. <|eor|><|sor|>For this to work hashes would need to be turned off<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,176 |
programmerhumor | M_krabs | iri8gll | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better to dump all the special charchters in there for good measure<|eor|><|sor|>And an SQL injection at the end<|eor|><|sor|>And an emoji for good mesure <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,073 |
programmerhumor | Outrageous-Machine-5 | irhh3i9 | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>just use a password generator and a local storage password cache<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,031 |
programmerhumor | Possible-Reading1255 | irhmdzc | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>just use a password generator and a local storage password cache<|eor|><|sor|>a.k.a. the 10 year old password notebook in the abyss of your desk drawer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 967 |
programmerhumor | Rafael20002000 | irhhy2z | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Except often when strings are dumped into a CSV they are enclosed in quotation marks, so you should probably use some quotation marks in your password in addition to commas.<|eor|><|sor|>And if the garbage site you are signing up for doesn't accept commas or quotes, go somewhere else. <|eor|><|sor|>For this to work hashes would need to be turned off<|eor|><|sor|>Not really, because people invest time in cracking those, if the password aren't salted you can crack 80 % in around 5 minutes. Rainbow Table magic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 833 |
programmerhumor | RiceKrispyPooHead | irhs342 | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Except often when strings are dumped into a CSV they are enclosed in quotation marks, so you should probably use some quotation marks in your password in addition to commas.<|eor|><|sor|>\"CorrectHorseBatteryStaple,\,<|eor|><|sor|>Gotta change my password now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 629 |
programmerhumor | dnacore | irii2fu | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better to dump all the special charchters in there for good measure<|eor|><|sor|>And an SQL injection at the end<|eor|><|sor|>And an emoji for good mesure <|eor|><|sor|>And my sword!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 624 |
programmerhumor | CleverMarisco | iridj7u | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better to dump all the special charchters in there for good measure<|eor|><|sor|>I put a emoji into the password field of a pizza place and now I have to call them every time I want to order a pizza because I can't login and the forgot password link was supposed to send the password in plain text to my phone, but it can't because of the emoji.
And I can't create a new account because I don't have other phone number.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 602 |
programmerhumor | ckayfish | irhlaqu | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>My password is an SQL statement<|eor|><|sor|>This guy pronounces SQL wrong.
Follow me for more tips on how to start arguments :)
Edit: it was written a SQL statement. Honestly, I use both regularly since I grew up pronouncing it the other way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 524 |
programmerhumor | billy_teats | irif3o5 | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better to dump all the special charchters in there for good measure<|eor|><|sor|>I put a emoji into the password field of a pizza place and now I have to call them every time I want to order a pizza because I can't login and the forgot password link was supposed to send the password in plain text to my phone, but it can't because of the emoji.
And I can't create a new account because I don't have other phone number.<|eor|><|sor|>I made a folder named and put in in the root of our file share. Well, the Linux storage device did not appreciate how my windows endpoint and windows file share handled the original Unicode, so the storage array called the folder and then refused to show anything else besides the . So as soon as I made my , every person lost access to every file and folder. The storage array wouldnt even serve you documents you specifically requested, it was entirely focused on that poop emoji folder<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 510 |
programmerhumor | __codeblu | irhk02r | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>My password is an SQL statement<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 485 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | rv17yn | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71,025 |
programmerhumor | JoeyJoeJoeJrShab | hr2hxi8 | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Somewhere, a psychology PhD student is currently preparing their thesis about the level of frustration people are willing to put up with to create free online accounts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15,469 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | hr2gpgv | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>You have to solve ten of them in a row.
# TEN.
And I'm pretty sure some of them are actually unsolvable. I still haven't managed to make a new account.
Or maybe I'm a robot, what a way to find out.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,999 |
programmerhumor | Shurakra | hr2hbwl | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's probably because MS don't want you to use Skype. MS want you to use Teams.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,607 |
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