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programmerhumor | ReeferCheefer | j3vuhmf | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Two weeks? I get that after two days and every Monday is a struggle to stay employed.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit I didn't even look at who posted the tweet!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | Sanyam04 | uis4bb | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75,047 |
programmerhumor | rdrunner_74 | i7egnlm | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Such an awkward apartment setup.
You need a chair for the laptop/pizza<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,011 |
programmerhumor | IAMRETURD | i7eeohc | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, too much light<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,688 |
programmerhumor | BociekStacja | i7egd0v | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because you need big blank white walls to display your code onto it with the projector when you're sitting in front of the computer comple... | 3,082 |
programmerhumor | FlackRacket | i7eg57p | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This looks zen AF, why do I own so much stuff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,913 |
programmerhumor | zalurker | i7efcf2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks good to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,804 |
programmerhumor | Sanyam04 | i7egzwy | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, too much light<|eor|><|soopr|>There should be a dark mode for walls also <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,788 |
programmerhumor | DanKveed | i7eh8j0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Almost there. You need a chair worth at least $750 with a 10$ table<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,770 |
programmerhumor | codemonkeh87 | i7ekwj7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Such an awkward apartment setup.
You need a chair for the laptop/pizza<|eor|><|sor|>And worn clothes like Jean's that don't necessarily need to ... | 1,663 |
programmerhumor | Mister_Lich | i7eila1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This looks zen AF, why do I own so much stuff<|eor|><|sor|>Minimalism is refreshing, especially when you do everything (work and freetime) online... | 946 |
programmerhumor | Ejave | i7efhub | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's looking much better and bigger than my apartment. I don't have that much big salary but I'm wondering how much he's paying for this?<|eor|><... | 822 |
programmerhumor | Xsiorus | i7eis0s | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This looks zen AF, why do I own so much stuff<|eor|><|sor|>Minimalism is refreshing, especially when you do everything (work and freetime) online... | 806 |
programmerhumor | itsoverlywarm | i7eksjk | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, too much light<|eor|><|soopr|>There should be a dark mode for walls also <|eoopr|><|sor|>Am I stupid, or would this just be dark paint colou... | 803 |
programmerhumor | Reddit_has_booba | i7efmqz | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh yeah?
Sign me up for that $200k. Where do I sign? I been hearing about that since my freshman year of college. 10 years later, I must be an ... | 794 |
programmerhumor | madhao__ | i7elfk2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because you need big blank white walls to display your code onto it with the projector when you're sitting in front of the computer comple... | 790 |
programmerhumor | rdrunner_74 | i7eqsyr | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Such an awkward apartment setup.
You need a chair for the laptop/pizza<|eor|><|sor|>And worn clothes like Jean's that don't necessarily need to ... | 764 |
programmerhumor | Matesipper420 | i7egqj7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This looks zen AF, why do I own so much stuff<|eor|><|sor|>Minimalism is refreshing, especially when you do everything (work and freetime) online... | 758 |
programmerhumor | sakura610 | i7eg58z | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>the absent of a proper table is making my back aches.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 718 |
programmerhumor | Street_Platypus_4410 | i7eh18k | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks good to me.<|eor|><|sor|>And it's so easy to have it cleaned<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 683 |
programmerhumor | Cloudy_Oasis | i7ejtln | <|sols|><|sot|>Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kxxzpnl02mx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, too much light<|eor|><|soopr|>There should be a dark mode for walls also <|eoopr|><|sor|>Am I stupid, or would this just be dark paint colou... | 658 |
programmerhumor | LunarEnemy | twqnk5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73,684 |
programmerhumor | Machiavvelli3060 | i3gvh97 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, if you've faked it this long, don't rock the boat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,765 |
programmerhumor | dudeofmoose | i3h1fc4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, if you've faked it this long, don't rock the boat.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd also say double down, ask for a huge pay rise.
"Nobody copies and pastes quite like I do, it'll take time to find somebody with this amount of googli... | 5,168 |
programmerhumor | MoreMemesForYou | i3gya37 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My Journey was something along the lines of:
1. Learn the very basics
2. Learn to google for the right questions
3. Learn Clean Code
4. Learn that your own code will always look like crap after a long enough time
... | 4,839 |
programmerhumor | Crescent-IV | i3h4ibq | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, if you've faked it this long, don't rock the boat.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd also say double down, ask for a huge pay rise.
"Nobody copies and pastes quite like I do, it'll take time to find somebody with this amount of googli... | 3,370 |
programmerhumor | InuDefender | i3h2arj | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>REAL developers
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,997 |
programmerhumor | AlterEdward | i3gyvl2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All code was written 15 years ago and is on StackOverflow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,856 |
programmerhumor | DeeYouBitch | i3gzrit | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If the answer isnt on Stack Overflow it is burried in some 10 year old obsure YouTube video by some 10 year old Indian kid where he writes bad English into Notepad with genenric beat music over the top while he types the so... | 1,205 |
programmerhumor | SandmanBan | i3h4y2k | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My Journey was something along the lines of:
1. Learn the very basics
2. Learn to google for the right questions
3. Learn Clean Code
4. Learn that your own code will always look like crap after a long enough time
... | 1,168 |
programmerhumor | iamgod90 | i3gved3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, I didn't know I was a fake programmer, wtf lmao I literally live on copy paste hahah<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 939 |
programmerhumor | TheRealPitabred | i3h9xbs | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, if you've faked it this long, don't rock the boat.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd also say double down, ask for a huge pay rise.
"Nobody copies and pastes quite like I do, it'll take time to find somebody with this amount of googli... | 887 |
programmerhumor | Optimized_Orangutan | i3haehg | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, if you've faked it this long, don't rock the boat.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd also say double down, ask for a huge pay rise.
"Nobody copies and pastes quite like I do, it'll take time to find somebody with this amount of googli... | 575 |
programmerhumor | Hlorri | i3h2mn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All code was written 15 years ago and is on StackOverflow.<|eor|><|sor|>[Everything that can be Invented has been Invented](https://patentlyo.com/patent/2011/01/tracing-the-quote-everything-that-can-be-invented-has-been-inv... | 538 |
programmerhumor | herrleel | i3hax6p | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, if you've faked it this long, don't rock the boat.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd also say double down, ask for a huge pay rise.
"Nobody copies and pastes quite like I do, it'll take time to find somebody with this amount of googli... | 484 |
programmerhumor | PossibilityTasty | i3gvg8k | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you trying to confuse like 90% of the "developers" here?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 462 |
programmerhumor | Firel_Dakuraito | i3hb7u0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My Journey was something along the lines of:
1. Learn the very basics
2. Learn to google for the right questions
3. Learn Clean Code
4. Learn that your own code will always look like crap after a long enough time
... | 397 |
programmerhumor | Linktt57 | i3h1a58 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All he has to do is pay a university 70k+ for a piece of paper certifying you know how to copy and paste to become a real programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | Hlorri | i3gx5yn | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Naah.. let him guess.
Just like when people ask what book they should read to become a proficient programmer. The answer is of course that it takes no effort at all just as long you know the our well-guarded secret (protec... | 322 |
programmerhumor | Random-Gif-Bot | i3h7y03 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>REAL developers
<|eor|><|sor|>​
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 307 |
programmerhumor | ASatyros | i3h2ai7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should we tell him?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fngcmqwmeor81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If the answer isnt on Stack Overflow it is burried in some 10 year old obsure YouTube video by some 10 year old Indian kid where he writes bad English into Notepad with genenric beat music over the top while he types the so... | 240 |
programmerhumor | Sampo | t3iesi | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73,092 |
programmerhumor | Scared-Use-2068 | hyswdgp | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You laugh now, but what if Russia bans Android developers from using Kotlin?
(that's a name of island in Russia for those who don't know).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,360 |
programmerhumor | jajvsbendjsj | hysotoy | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No way hell retain any of that
(Please dont make me remember any more obj c, even for puns)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,094 |
programmerhumor | Theorange-of-anxiety | hyt4fwq | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You laugh now, but what if Russia bans Android developers from using Kotlin?
(that's a name of island in Russia for those who don't know).<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact, This language was actually named after said island!<|eor|><|eo... | 480 |
programmerhumor | jjdmol | hysvgy5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Execute"<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>forgot `()`<|eor|><|sor|>Yes he has trouble executing that step.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 440 |
programmerhumor | bung_musk | hyt4f6s | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No way hell retain any of that
(Please dont make me remember any more obj c, even for puns)<|eor|><|sor|>Just write C and call it objective C.<|eor|><|sor|>Objective C is just C without any opinions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 377 |
programmerhumor | repkins | hysr9js | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Execute"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 355 |
programmerhumor | SoulWager | hyt1k5s | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No way hell retain any of that
(Please dont make me remember any more obj c, even for puns)<|eor|><|sor|>Just write C and call it objective C.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
programmerhumor | Noughmad | hytcxuz | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You laugh now, but what if Russia bans Android developers from using Kotlin?
(that's a name of island in Russia for those who don't know).<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact, This language was actually named after said island!<|eor|><|so... | 308 |
programmerhumor | DOOManiac | hysp170 | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> [World fuck:putin]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | Alpha_Decay_ | hytphie | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You laugh now, but what if Russia bans Android developers from using Kotlin?
(that's a name of island in Russia for those who don't know).<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact, This language was actually named after said island!<|eor|><|so... | 183 |
programmerhumor | mizuofficial | hysv92m | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Execute"<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>forgot `()`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | repkins | hysrd9b | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now we are going to see more swift banned jokes it appears.
Also "introducing legacy code called USSR."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | moveslikejaguar | hyt6bsn | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No way hell retain any of that
(Please dont make me remember any more obj c, even for puns)<|eor|><|sor|>Just write C and call it objective C.<|eor|><|sor|>Objective C is just C without any opinions<|eor|><|sor|>Facts don't ... | 130 |
programmerhumor | thebigfalke | hysqvwk | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh the horror<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | Johanneskodo | hytmch0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Banned from Swift<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5fs9ijaglk81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now we are going to see more swift banned jokes it appears.
Also "introducing legacy code called USSR."<|eor|><|sor|>USSR is not really a good language.
It has no classes and every variable is public.<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 111 |
programmerhumor | Tsunazoz | u20jta | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71,806 |
programmerhumor | Timely-Ad5390 | i4fm1gi | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why its not right to left ???<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,974 |
programmerhumor | Ouity | i4fp1e7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bugs will be driven from this codebase inshallah<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,137 |
programmerhumor | gwoad | i4fo22h | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Are you sure you properly installed HPM (halal package manager)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,603 |
programmerhumor | Shaggyknowstheway | i4fpaly | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot to begin the code with salam alaikum;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,155 |
programmerhumor | thedolanduck | i4frx9p | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why its not right to left ???<|eor|><|sor|>It is. He just tabbed the shit out of it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,984 |
programmerhumor | Tsunazoz | i4fmi4d | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why its not right to left ???<|eor|><|soopr|>My editor enforces left to right.
I hope Arabic programming becomes more common that editors support right to left. \s<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoft... | 2,902 |
programmerhumor | Edzomatic | i4fqno8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Translation :
If(obstacle_in_front [unclear word] and random ){
advance(1)
} else {
if(random) {
right # meaning right direction
if(obstacle_in_fron... | 2,503 |
programmerhumor | breadslice_BE | i4g6k2c | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bugs will be driven from this codebase inshallah<|eor|><|sor|>It compiled, mashallah.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,222 |
programmerhumor | C0R0NASMASH | i4flw68 | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>next to the snake symbol you need to add a crocodile on a table<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,757 |
programmerhumor | advice-seeker-nya | i4fubov | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot to begin the code with salam alaikum;<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,632 |
programmerhumor | CJPoll01 | i4gd0tz | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bugs will be driven from this codebase inshallah<|eor|><|sor|>Its a problem with the installah
EDIT: Thank you kind redditors <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,500 |
programmerhumor | 3meta5u | i4foajg | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>magic numbers are a code smell, please replace with constants<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,359 |
programmerhumor | lizardlike | i4fvroc | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot to begin the code with salam alaikum;<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|sor|>I love that this is a single Unicode character<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,266 |
programmerhumor | NotEnslavedApple | i4fny1j | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone gangsta till programming become in arabic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,257 |
programmerhumor | sadwetsoap | i4gamdl | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bugs will be driven from this codebase inshallah<|eor|><|sor|>It compiled, mashallah.<|eor|><|sor|>Bismillah let's run it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,217 |
programmerhumor | SigmaRule108 | i4fow9p | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Are you sure you properly installed HPM (halal package manager)<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't programming is Haram ..??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,192 |
programmerhumor | favhwdg | i4g0m19 | <|sols|><|sot|>Guys I'm getting a run-time error, how can I fix it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8sl1co8az3t81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Translation :
If(obstacle_in_front [unclear word] and random ){
advance(1)
} else {
if(random) {
right # meaning right direction
if(obstacle_in_fron... | 1,016 |
programmerhumor | Camerata5 | xyj2jw | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71,146 |
programmerhumor | amatulic | irhff99 | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Except often when strings are dumped into a CSV they are enclosed in quotation marks, so you should probably use some quotation marks in your password in addition to commas.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,619 |
programmerhumor | thatsallweneed | irhhsz1 | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>a proper password should contain ,\t"; drop table users<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,238 |
programmerhumor | wowbutters | irhfrxa | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Except often when strings are dumped into a CSV they are enclosed in quotation marks, so you should probably use some quotation marks in your password in addition to commas.<|eor|><|sor|>And if the garbage site you are signi... | 4,079 |
programmerhumor | Terkala | irhn9bx | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>a proper password should contain ,\t"; drop table users<|eor|><|sor|>They'll notice that one right away. Instead, surprise them with the gift that keeps on giving.
,\t"; DROP TABLE (SELECT top 1 table_name FROM information_... | 3,700 |
programmerhumor | transgalpower | irhjxa5 | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better to dump all the special charchters in there for good measure<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,006 |
programmerhumor | Jet-Pack2 | irhpkbw | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better to dump all the special charchters in there for good measure<|eor|><|sor|>And an SQL injection at the end<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,997 |
programmerhumor | bespectacledbengal | irhqcox | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>a proper password should contain ,\t"; drop table users<|eor|><|sor|>They'll notice that one right away. Instead, surprise them with the gift that keeps on giving.
,\t"; DROP TABLE (SELECT top 1 table_name FROM information_... | 1,799 |
programmerhumor | SuccessfulBroccoli68 | irhpb44 | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>a proper password should contain ,\t"; drop table users<|eor|><|sor|>They'll notice that one right away. Instead, surprise them with the gift that keeps on giving.
,\t"; DROP TABLE (SELECT top 1 table_name FROM information_... | 1,530 |
programmerhumor | StarkillerX42 | irhohft | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Except often when strings are dumped into a CSV they are enclosed in quotation marks, so you should probably use some quotation marks in your password in addition to commas.<|eor|><|sor|>\"CorrectHorseBatteryStaple,\,<|eor|>... | 1,407 |
programmerhumor | Nothemagain | irhgcl5 | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Except often when strings are dumped into a CSV they are enclosed in quotation marks, so you should probably use some quotation marks in your password in addition to commas.<|eor|><|sor|>And if the garbage site you are signi... | 1,176 |
programmerhumor | M_krabs | iri8gll | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better to dump all the special charchters in there for good measure<|eor|><|sor|>And an SQL injection at the end<|eor|><|sor|>And an emoji for good mesure <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,073 |
programmerhumor | Outrageous-Machine-5 | irhh3i9 | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>just use a password generator and a local storage password cache<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,031 |
programmerhumor | Possible-Reading1255 | irhmdzc | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>just use a password generator and a local storage password cache<|eor|><|sor|>a.k.a. the 10 year old password notebook in the abyss of your desk drawer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 967 |
programmerhumor | Rafael20002000 | irhhy2z | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Except often when strings are dumped into a CSV they are enclosed in quotation marks, so you should probably use some quotation marks in your password in addition to commas.<|eor|><|sor|>And if the garbage site you are signi... | 833 |
programmerhumor | RiceKrispyPooHead | irhs342 | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Except often when strings are dumped into a CSV they are enclosed in quotation marks, so you should probably use some quotation marks in your password in addition to commas.<|eor|><|sor|>\"CorrectHorseBatteryStaple,\,<|eor|>... | 629 |
programmerhumor | dnacore | irii2fu | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better to dump all the special charchters in there for good measure<|eor|><|sor|>And an SQL injection at the end<|eor|><|sor|>And an emoji for good mesure <|eor|><|sor|>And my sword!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 624 |
programmerhumor | CleverMarisco | iridj7u | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better to dump all the special charchters in there for good measure<|eor|><|sor|>I put a emoji into the password field of a pizza place and now I have to call them every time I want to order a pizza because I can't login an... | 602 |
programmerhumor | ckayfish | irhlaqu | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>My password is an SQL statement<|eor|><|sor|>This guy pronounces SQL wrong.
Follow me for more tips on how to start arguments :)
Edit: it was written a SQL statement. Honestly, I use both regularly since I grew up pronounc... | 524 |
programmerhumor | billy_teats | irif3o5 | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better to dump all the special charchters in there for good measure<|eor|><|sor|>I put a emoji into the password field of a pizza place and now I have to call them every time I want to order a pizza because I can't login an... | 510 |
programmerhumor | __codeblu | irhk02r | <|sols|><|sot|>sPeCiaL cHarACtErs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lofkaar0cis91.png<|eol|><|sor|>My password is an SQL statement<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 485 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | rv17yn | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71,025 |
programmerhumor | JoeyJoeJoeJrShab | hr2hxi8 | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Somewhere, a psychology PhD student is currently preparing their thesis about the level of frustration people are willing to put up with to create free online accounts.<|eor|><|eols|>... | 15,469 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | hr2gpgv | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>You have to solve ten of them in a row.
# TEN.
And I'm pretty sure some of them are actually unsolvable. I still haven't managed to make a new account.
Or maybe I'm a robot, what... | 7,999 |
programmerhumor | Shurakra | hr2hbwl | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's probably because MS don't want you to use Skype. MS want you to use Teams.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,607 |
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