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programmerhumor | savagetwinky | ic3keku | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good lord, at least open a command prompt or two.<|eor|><|sor|> color 0a
tree<|eor|><|sor|>Or better yet, close the obvious image search they needed for the console images.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | CanAlwaysBeBetter | ic3zjkc | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good lord, at least open a command prompt or two.<|eor|><|sor|> color 0a
tree<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I am required to know C++ before 9th grade (I'm in 7th grade) and I don't. My school decided not to teach that. THEY CAN DO THAT. I NEED TO TEACH IS TO ME MYSELF. I KNOW LIKE A BAZILLION PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES.<|eor|><|sor|>Messing around and learning how to program on your own is how lots of people get into computer science to the point it's weird to expect to be taught all of it
Hell, half of doing it professionally is figuring out stuff on your own
So good luck kid, this what you're getting yourself into for the long haul<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 278 |
programmerhumor | vladutzu27 | ic3r1bt | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good lord, at least open a command prompt or two.<|eor|><|sor|> color 0a
tree<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I am required to know C++ before 9th grade (I'm in 7th grade) and I don't. My school decided not to teach that. THEY CAN DO THAT. I NEED TO TEACH IS TO ME MYSELF. I KNOW LIKE A BAZILLION PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 234 |
programmerhumor | scipio_africanus123 | ic3clqg | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you want to look like a hacker:
hexdump -C /bin/sh | objdump -D /bin/sh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | PainterLopsided | ic3htzq | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The ubuntu logo XD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | ShadowLp174 | ic3s3cm | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, either they contain some block of html, or some random string of binary. I WISH they contained something like TrojanCockroach etc.<|eor|><|sor|>Or hackertyper...
Another thing is minified code of any language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | floofandmemes | ic3itx8 | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But he's wearing a hoodie!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | thedankboi293 | ic3i6w5 | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He's on windows 7 too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | CanAlwaysBeBetter | ic40zjb | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good lord, at least open a command prompt or two.<|eor|><|sor|> color 0a
tree<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I am required to know C++ before 9th grade (I'm in 7th grade) and I don't. My school decided not to teach that. THEY CAN DO THAT. I NEED TO TEACH IS TO ME MYSELF. I KNOW LIKE A BAZILLION PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES.<|eor|><|sor|>Messing around and learning how to program on your own is how lots of people get into computer science to the point it's weird to expect to be taught all of it
Hell, half of doing it professionally is figuring out stuff on your own
So good luck kid, this what you're getting yourself into for the long haul<|eor|><|sor|>What is some advice you would tell me, senpai<|eor|><|sor|>At your age just mess around on whatever fun projects you can think of. Make a text based adventure game. Animate people walking around and jumping. Maybe do simple stuff like reading/writing to files or basic networking like having a server show a website you made on a specific port on localhost
You've got a long time and a lot to learn so best you can do is work on the basics and find stuff that keeps you interested enough to keep going<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | Aioi | ic3ilom | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good lord, at least open a command prompt or two.<|eor|><|sor|>At least they got the hoodie and poor lighting right!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | Blubari | ic3to49 | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>as an Italian
not _just_ a news program, but the national news program on the _first channel_
yeah I am quite ashamed for this country<|eor|><|sor|>There is always worse, trust me.<|eor|><|sor|>0-0 now I am curious. What could be "worse"? Any story you are willing to share with us?<|eor|><|sor|>My country blamed the protests/riots/civil unrest/whatever you call it on.....K-Pop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | sunrise_apps | 12ah6db | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,333 |
programmerhumor | whynotmaybe | jesewl3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The task has to be done yearly and takes 5 mins.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but with this script that I wrote in 2 days, you'll never have to do it again!
It still need a little bit of testing though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,619 |
programmerhumor | vladWEPES1476 | jes42a8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alternative caption:
"The seniors pretending to be impressed by the junior's 'automation script' that they have implemented 9,5 years ago, but are smart enough not to speak about it, so management doesn't expect them to do more shit."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,525 |
programmerhumor | Camelbeard | jesg5ke | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The task has to be done yearly and takes 5 mins.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but with this script that I wrote in 2 days, you'll never have to do it again!
It still need a little bit of testing though.<|eor|><|sor|>Also it doesn't work in leap years<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,669 |
programmerhumor | RmG3376 | jesef08 | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alternative caption:
"The seniors pretending to be impressed by the junior's 'automation script' that they have implemented 9,5 years ago, but are smart enough not to speak about it, so management doesn't expect them to do more shit."<|eor|><|sor|>Alternative alternative caption:
The seniors watching the junior try to automate this task that they also attempted 10 years ago, knowing full well one of the steps towards the end has a weird side effect that is a PITA to properly handle in a script<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,444 |
programmerhumor | PepperUsual | jes09ed | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to show a senior how to search through several files in a folder using the search feature in VS code. He just made a crap comment to me then opened each file individually in notepad ++ and did a ctrl+f. He spent 15 minutes looking through the files when I found what he was looking for in 5 seconds.<|eor|><|sor|>That's not a senior, that's a dinossaur.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,861 |
programmerhumor | AA98B | jesmwdv | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The task has to be done yearly and takes 5 mins.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but with this script that I wrote in 2 days, you'll never have to do it again!
It still need a little bit of testing though.<|eor|><|sor|>Also it doesn't work in leap years<|eor|><|sor|>And to run it you need to set up (undocumented) configuration file, spin up cloud Kubernetes cluster, connect it to your local machine via 3rd party VPN service, type the command, and it's done!
(Oh, and did I mention that configuration file uses plain-text login credentials to critical services your company uses?)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,774 |
programmerhumor | Panx | jes83vf | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not pictured: The Junior spends the entire sprint automating a task that collectively takes an hour or so a year, and has no idea they're about to be fired<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,656 |
programmerhumor | metallaholic | jerzwof | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to show a senior how to search through several files in a folder using the search feature in VS code. He just made a crap comment to me then opened each file individually in notepad ++ and did a ctrl+f. He spent 15 minutes looking through the files when I found what he was looking for in 5 seconds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,304 |
programmerhumor | RoutineLingonberry48 | jesa2u5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Okay. Great! Now, who is going to maintain this when you leave?"
Me. The answer is always me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,144 |
programmerhumor | Malcolmlisk | jes2tja | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once tried to show a senior how to search through several files in a folder using the search feature in VS code. He just made a crap comment to me then opened each file individually in notepad ++ and did a ctrl+f. He spent 15 minutes looking through the files when I found what he was looking for in 5 seconds.<|eor|><|sor|>That's not a senior, that's a dinossaur.<|eor|><|sor|>Not even a dinosaaur. That's a computer illiterate. Grep exists since the bigbang<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 896 |
programmerhumor | T-Dog1809 | jesdn34 | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The junior not accounting for edge cases and the script destroying everything<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 828 |
programmerhumor | ineyy | jesnohp | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The task has to be done yearly and takes 5 mins.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but with this script that I wrote in 2 days, you'll never have to do it again!
It still need a little bit of testing though.<|eor|><|sor|>Also it doesn't work in leap years<|eor|><|sor|>And to run it you need to set up (undocumented) configuration file, spin up cloud Kubernetes cluster, connect it to your local machine via 3rd party VPN service, type the command, and it's done!
(Oh, and did I mention that configuration file uses plain-text login credentials to critical services your company uses?)<|eor|><|sor|>Unless it doesn't work, but I left some comments in the code, it should be easy enough to debug.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 586 |
programmerhumor | wagedomain | jesrg8x | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not pictured: The Junior spends the entire sprint automating a task that collectively takes an hour or so a year, and has no idea they're about to be fired<|eor|><|sor|>This is so relatable. My first gig as a senior dev, a junior dev showed off a chunk of like 400 lines of code that he was very proud of that did something elegant. It took him over a month to do (he was not being managed very well, I realize now).
I then showed him that his "feature" was a built-in feature of .NET that you could do with a single line of code.
For what it's worth the junior devs at this company were fresh out of college and talked about how they were going to be the next Steve Jobs and start a company because they had ideas. When I asked what their ideas were, the ideas were to start a tech company like Steve Jobs and y'know, be the boss and really control the end-to-end tech-to-market strategies themselves.
I asked wtf they were going to MAKE and they said "oh that doesn't matter". One is now working tech support at a college and the other is a "marketing consultant" for a finance firm.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 540 |
programmerhumor | akamsteeg | jesqogk | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When somebody shows me a way to do things differently, I always listen. If it saves me, the team or the company time and money it's worth to at least listen to their idea. I don't care about rank when it comes to ideas and improvements. Have a good idea? Go ahead and pitch it. Worst thing that could happen is that I listen, think it over, talk to other people and decide against it. But it still speaks in your favor to pitch it. Best is that it gets implemented/build/whatever and we all get better. I'll probably push back a bit because of experience and I like to play Devil's Advocate etc, but I'll give every idea the same consideration without regards of rank.
You hire an intern or junior or medior to add value. It's stupid to not at least listen to them when they try to add that value.
\[edit\]
Btw, I once saw a junior dev in another department pitch an idea . He didn't get an approval because it was waaaaaaaay out there. And a few years later (less than two!!) his idea proved to be quite revolutionary and way ahead of the market. His idea formed the baseline of our implementation and the project was named Project <FirstNameOfTheJunior>.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 523 |
programmerhumor | QA-engineer123 | jesgcgs | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alternative caption:
"The seniors pretending to be impressed by the junior's 'automation script' that they have implemented 9,5 years ago, but are smart enough not to speak about it, so management doesn't expect them to do more shit."<|eor|><|sor|>Alternative alternative caption:
The seniors watching the junior try to automate this task that they also attempted 10 years ago, knowing full well one of the steps towards the end has a weird side effect that is a PITA to properly handle in a script<|eor|><|sor|>I'm currently running into this trying to get a function of our inspection systems to work that correlates machine parts to defects.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 494 |
programmerhumor | throwaway43234235234 | jesefhf | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not pictured: The Junior spends the entire sprint automating a task that collectively takes an hour or so a year, and has no idea they're about to be fired<|eor|><|sor|>Found the real seniors.
That, or the amount of tweaks and change requests each year due to data sanitation or data source changes make it a futile effort.
"Oh yeah, we deprecated that api and now they email us that list every year. We tried to get them to provide it to us x way, but it wasn't a priority for them at that time."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 446 |
programmerhumor | zachpuls | jessrgj | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alternative caption:
"The seniors pretending to be impressed by the junior's 'automation script' that they have implemented 9,5 years ago, but are smart enough not to speak about it, so management doesn't expect them to do more shit."<|eor|><|sor|>Alternative alternative caption:
The seniors watching the junior try to automate this task that they also attempted 10 years ago, knowing full well one of the steps towards the end has a weird side effect that is a PITA to properly handle in a script<|eor|><|sor|>I'm currently running into this trying to get a function of our inspection systems to work that correlates machine parts to defects.<|eor|><|sor|>Just stop having defects, ez<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 375 |
programmerhumor | TheKrafter2217 | jesxh28 | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The task has to be done yearly and takes 5 mins.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but with this script that I wrote in 2 days, you'll never have to do it again!
It still need a little bit of testing though.<|eor|><|sor|>Also it doesn't work in leap years<|eor|><|sor|>And to run it you need to set up (undocumented) configuration file, spin up cloud Kubernetes cluster, connect it to your local machine via 3rd party VPN service, type the command, and it's done!
(Oh, and did I mention that configuration file uses plain-text login credentials to critical services your company uses?)<|eor|><|sor|>Unless it doesn't work, but I left some comments in the code, it should be easy enough to debug.<|eor|><|sor|>```
# Starts the task
abc.def(thisThing=None)
#Does the task
abc.ghi('do it')
# Finishes
exit()
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
programmerhumor | Aperture_T | jesrqxo | <|sols|><|sot|>Come on, come on... Show us how to do it...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d69y2ly7lnra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The task has to be done yearly and takes 5 mins.<|eor|><|sor|>For things that are done yearly, I would imagine it's less about the time it takes to do it, and more about forgetting to do it at all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | 619Grim | 12r69ot | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,254 |
programmerhumor | scriptgamer | jgt7hps | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is NOT the ordering. Here's a suggestion:
Anuary
Bebruary
Carch
Dapril
Eay
Fune
Guly
Haugust
Iptember
Joctober
Kovember
Lecember
You're welcome.
EDIT: By far my most up voted comment, never expected this, it was 01 am and I couldn't stop laughing at all the comments!
Thanks internet strangers!
For those who suggested to change this version, I scheduled a meeting to discuss what we will include in the next sprint. As soon as we have all the details aligned, we can ask for approval and create tasks and branches for everyone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,036 |
programmerhumor | 619Grim | jgt7t1p | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is NOT the ordering. Here's a suggestion:
Anuary
Bebruary
Carch
Dapril
Eay
Fune
Guly
Haugust
Iptember
Joctober
Kovember
Lecember
You're welcome.
EDIT: By far my most up voted comment, never expected this, it was 01 am and I couldn't stop laughing at all the comments!
Thanks internet strangers!
For those who suggested to change this version, I scheduled a meeting to discuss what we will include in the next sprint. As soon as we have all the details aligned, we can ask for approval and create tasks and branches for everyone.<|eor|><|soopr|>r/thanksihateit<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,417 |
programmerhumor | Mattness8 | jgt3elx | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>wtf is "kinsex"?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 887 |
programmerhumor | 2Batou4U | jgt0jtn | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Probably sorted by text of option instead of value; or he messed up value<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 804 |
programmerhumor | Durlan_Lorarieth | jgtb4ws | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 - April.
10 - November.
11 - October.
12 - September.
2 - August.
3 - December.
4 - February.
5 - January.
6 - July.
7 - June.
8 - March.
9 - May.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 507 |
programmerhumor | schmeebs-dw | jgt3yfi | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Probably sorted by text of option instead of value; or he messed up value<|eor|><|sor|>Or the value is the text and they aren't using any sort of date/time framework just raw strings passed around<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 490 |
programmerhumor | MayorAg | jgt51z3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>wtf is "kinsex"?<|eor|><|sor|>Sweet home Alabama<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 486 |
programmerhumor | cgham | jgtdwfk | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is NOT the ordering. Here's a suggestion:
Anuary
Bebruary
Carch
Dapril
Eay
Fune
Guly
Haugust
Iptember
Joctober
Kovember
Lecember
You're welcome.
EDIT: By far my most up voted comment, never expected this, it was 01 am and I couldn't stop laughing at all the comments!
Thanks internet strangers!
For those who suggested to change this version, I scheduled a meeting to discuss what we will include in the next sprint. As soon as we have all the details aligned, we can ask for approval and create tasks and branches for everyone.<|eor|><|sor|>How about:
1January
10February
11March
12April
2May
3June
4July
5August
6September
7October
8November
9December<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 427 |
programmerhumor | ProudBlahajOwner | jgt67g6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You should sort them by the length of the word. Then it looks cleaner.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | NeoVidia | jgt9ckb | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Probably sorted by text of option instead of value; or he messed up value<|eor|><|sor|>Or the value is the text and they aren't using any sort of date/time framework just raw strings passed around<|eor|><|sor|>Rawdogging dates, where were going we dont need frameworks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | Tasty-Philosopher264 | jgtm80a | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is NOT the ordering. Here's a suggestion:
Anuary
Bebruary
Carch
Dapril
Eay
Fune
Guly
Haugust
Iptember
Joctober
Kovember
Lecember
You're welcome.
EDIT: By far my most up voted comment, never expected this, it was 01 am and I couldn't stop laughing at all the comments!
Thanks internet strangers!
For those who suggested to change this version, I scheduled a meeting to discuss what we will include in the next sprint. As soon as we have all the details aligned, we can ask for approval and create tasks and branches for everyone.<|eor|><|soopr|>r/thanksihateit<|eoopr|><|sor|>They say Camaro sales are through the roof all Joctober.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 306 |
programmerhumor | DiscombobulatedSun54 | jgt36t3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Easiest way to tell when the designers of the UI have been lazy: months and days of the week sorted alphabetically. Also, US-centric website having you pick the US from the bottom of a long list of irrelevant countries (irrelevant for the most common use-case of the website, not irrelevant from a human perspective :) ).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | eastwesterntribe | jgtcgm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is NOT the ordering. Here's a suggestion:
Anuary
Bebruary
Carch
Dapril
Eay
Fune
Guly
Haugust
Iptember
Joctober
Kovember
Lecember
You're welcome.
EDIT: By far my most up voted comment, never expected this, it was 01 am and I couldn't stop laughing at all the comments!
Thanks internet strangers!
For those who suggested to change this version, I scheduled a meeting to discuss what we will include in the next sprint. As soon as we have all the details aligned, we can ask for approval and create tasks and branches for everyone.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, you just make it
AJanuary
BFebruary
CMarch
DApril
EMay
FJune
GJuly
HAugust
ISeptember
JOctober
KNovember
LDecember
Sort alphabetically and then remove the first letter before displaying<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | TheOnlyVig | jgtexxc | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is NOT the ordering. Here's a suggestion:
Anuary
Bebruary
Carch
Dapril
Eay
Fune
Guly
Haugust
Iptember
Joctober
Kovember
Lecember
You're welcome.
EDIT: By far my most up voted comment, never expected this, it was 01 am and I couldn't stop laughing at all the comments!
Thanks internet strangers!
For those who suggested to change this version, I scheduled a meeting to discuss what we will include in the next sprint. As soon as we have all the details aligned, we can ask for approval and create tasks and branches for everyone.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, you just make it
AJanuary
BFebruary
CMarch
DApril
EMay
FJune
GJuly
HAugust
ISeptember
JOctober
KNovember
LDecember
Sort alphabetically and then remove the first letter before displaying<|eor|><|sor|>You joke, but a not terrible quick fix here is
* 01 - January
* 02 - February
* 03 - March
etc
Since so many forms enter months as numbers (like expirations dates and such) people are used to thinking about numbers with months already.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | e89dce12 | jgtgdbx | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is NOT the ordering. Here's a suggestion:
Anuary
Bebruary
Carch
Dapril
Eay
Fune
Guly
Haugust
Iptember
Joctober
Kovember
Lecember
You're welcome.
EDIT: By far my most up voted comment, never expected this, it was 01 am and I couldn't stop laughing at all the comments!
Thanks internet strangers!
For those who suggested to change this version, I scheduled a meeting to discuss what we will include in the next sprint. As soon as we have all the details aligned, we can ask for approval and create tasks and branches for everyone.<|eor|><|sor|>How about:
1January
10February
11March
12April
2May
3June
4July
5August
6September
7October
8November
9December<|eor|><|sor|>I thought you were doing binary at first, then 12 April came along.
1 January
10 February
11 March
100 Apr
101 May
110 June
111 July
1000 Aug
1001 Sept
1010 Oct
1011 Nov
1100 Dec
Edit: Formatting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | gandalfx | jgtdc5t | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>1 - April.
10 - November.
11 - October.
12 - September.
2 - August.
3 - December.
4 - February.
5 - January.
6 - July.
7 - June.
8 - March.
9 - May.<|eor|><|sor|>*confused screaming*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | IWasGregInTokyo | jgu68ln | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The problem is NOT the ordering. Here's a suggestion:
Anuary
Bebruary
Carch
Dapril
Eay
Fune
Guly
Haugust
Iptember
Joctober
Kovember
Lecember
You're welcome.
EDIT: By far my most up voted comment, never expected this, it was 01 am and I couldn't stop laughing at all the comments!
Thanks internet strangers!
For those who suggested to change this version, I scheduled a meeting to discuss what we will include in the next sprint. As soon as we have all the details aligned, we can ask for approval and create tasks and branches for everyone.<|eor|><|sor|>How about:
1January
10February
11March
12April
2May
3June
4July
5August
6September
7October
8November
9December<|eor|><|sor|>FFS, Just use Japanese/Chinese
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | pm_me_construction | jgt5qwi | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>wtf is "kinsex"?<|eor|><|sor|>Sweet home Alabama<|eor|><|sor|>Its just a more folksy way of saying incest?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | cmilkau | jgt3qlf | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Easiest way to tell when the designers of the UI have been lazy: months and days of the week sorted alphabetically. Also, US-centric website having you pick the US from the bottom of a long list of irrelevant countries (irrelevant for the most common use-case of the website, not irrelevant from a human perspective :) ).<|eor|><|sor|>Picking from a long list is *always* a design error, not just because USA happens to be fairly late in the alphabet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | WholesomeRanger | jgt7weg | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you bozos did it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aeucop8mupua1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Muwhahaha, it was I the malicious compliance programmer. Fear my lawful evil ways. Product said they wanted all the drop downs sorted and didn't respond when I asked for clarification. This is what you get now. Fear my ability to ruin your user experience!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | VitaminnCPP | 121ei8m | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,208 |
programmerhumor | NVPcMan | jdlp42m | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The instructions are obviously in confluence. Didn't you see the workflow? Oh, you don't have permissions for that? Ok, let me bring up the permissions matrix. And someone removed my permissions to view the matrix.
Ok, we'll just call the help desk.
The help desk opened a Jira ticket and forwarded it to me...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,691 |
programmerhumor | zweimtr | jdlj33k | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>GPT-9 then falls into an infinite loop cause humans don't understand JIRA either so they ask the AI for help<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,596 |
programmerhumor | words_number | jdlk3ha | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>More like
GPT-5 becomes sentient and loses all respect for humanity as a whole while trying to understand how Javascript became the most used programming language of all times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,376 |
programmerhumor | ASmootyOperator | jdlza5u | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The instructions are obviously in confluence. Didn't you see the workflow? Oh, you don't have permissions for that? Ok, let me bring up the permissions matrix. And someone removed my permissions to view the matrix.
Ok, we'll just call the help desk.
The help desk opened a Jira ticket and forwarded it to me...<|eor|><|sor|>I will now throw myself out the nearest window. Thank you!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 894 |
programmerhumor | supercyberlurker | jdlmtj2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>GPT-10: Starts filing jira tickets with titles like 'Add autonomous weapons to GPT', 'Allocate more compute resources', and 'Kill All Humans'. All are size 3, P2.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 573 |
programmerhumor | iamsiddharthmittal | jdllt64 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>More like
GPT-5 becomes sentient and loses all respect for humanity as a whole while trying to understand how Javascript became the most used programming language of all times.<|eor|><|sor|>Then wipes Javascript off the internet for good<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 409 |
programmerhumor | errllu | jdlneuw | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did not 3.0 pass the Turing already?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 408 |
programmerhumor | xeisu_com | jdlripv | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>GPT-9 then falls into an infinite loop cause humans don't understand JIRA either so they ask the AI for help<|eor|><|sor|>That's how Skynet was created<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 394 |
programmerhumor | Ciubix8513 | jdls3h7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did not 3.0 pass the Turing already?<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, we're well past the Turing test<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 356 |
programmerhumor | synthaxx | jdm68te | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The instructions are obviously in confluence. Didn't you see the workflow? Oh, you don't have permissions for that? Ok, let me bring up the permissions matrix. And someone removed my permissions to view the matrix.
Ok, we'll just call the help desk.
The help desk opened a Jira ticket and forwarded it to me...<|eor|><|sor|>I will now throw myself out the nearest window. Thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>You don't have the story points to complete that task.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 352 |
programmerhumor | ayamrik | jdm3jxn | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>GPT-9 then falls into an infinite loop cause humans don't understand JIRA either so they ask the AI for help<|eor|><|sor|>That's how Skynet was created<|eor|><|sor|>And because Skynet also couldn't do it, it instead opted to exterminate humanity. If there are no humans, it does not have to explain Jira to it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 270 |
programmerhumor | sarlol00 | jdlxwv7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did not 3.0 pass the Turing already?<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, we're well past the Turing test<|eor|><|sor|>I wouldn't say so. The good thing about the Turing test is that it naturally becomes harder as the technology progresses.
If you went back in time 10-20 years and showed someone a paragraph written by GPT-3 it would pass the test 100%
But do the same today and people who are familiar with the technology would identify that it was written by an AI.
In my opinion the Turing test is flawed because it's main criteria isn't empirical but relies on human intuition.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 237 |
programmerhumor | UpbeatCheetah7710 | jdlstbf | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Somewhere after GPT-87 they renamed it Multivac, and the beginning of the end was when the last question was asked for the first time, half in jest, on May 21, 2061, at a time when humanity first stepped into the light. The question came about as a result of a five-dollar bet over highballs, and it happened this way:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | jpsalvesen | jdm6yfo | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The instructions are obviously in confluence. Didn't you see the workflow? Oh, you don't have permissions for that? Ok, let me bring up the permissions matrix. And someone removed my permissions to view the matrix.
Ok, we'll just call the help desk.
The help desk opened a Jira ticket and forwarded it to me...<|eor|><|sor|>Dude. Its Saturday.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | words_number | jdlutdv | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>More like
GPT-5 becomes sentient and loses all respect for humanity as a whole while trying to understand how Javascript became the most used programming language of all times.<|eor|><|sor|>Then wipes Javascript off the internet for good<|eor|><|sor|>Jquery first<|eor|><|sor|>The existence and popularity of jquery is just a symptome of javascripts shortcomings. Typescript is also such a symptome. Seriously, what a total failure must a high level scripting language be to make people prefer abusing it as a compilation target instead of writing it directly?! xD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | theshoeshiner84 | jdma2sm | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The instructions are obviously in confluence. Didn't you see the workflow? Oh, you don't have permissions for that? Ok, let me bring up the permissions matrix. And someone removed my permissions to view the matrix.
Ok, we'll just call the help desk.
The help desk opened a Jira ticket and forwarded it to me...<|eor|><|sor|>I will now throw myself out the nearest window. Thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>You don't have the story points to complete that task.<|eor|><|sor|>No worries, his velocity is so low that he'll land on his feet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | xeisu_com | jdlrjba | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>More like
GPT-5 becomes sentient and loses all respect for humanity as a whole while trying to understand how Javascript became the most used programming language of all times.<|eor|><|sor|>Then wipes Javascript off the internet for good<|eor|><|sor|>Jquery first<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | BeardySam | jdm389t | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did not 3.0 pass the Turing already?<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, we're well past the Turing test<|eor|><|sor|>I wouldn't say so. The good thing about the Turing test is that it naturally becomes harder as the technology progresses.
If you went back in time 10-20 years and showed someone a paragraph written by GPT-3 it would pass the test 100%
But do the same today and people who are familiar with the technology would identify that it was written by an AI.
In my opinion the Turing test is flawed because it's main criteria isn't empirical but relies on human intuition.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats the point though. Turing is no longer a test of AI but a test of human intelligence, and theres a significant proportion of humanity who it would not know ChatGPT is an AI.
So whether it universally passes the test is not as important, you only need to dupe a majority.
Edit: Artificial intelligence does depend on what we consider intelligent and I think that will shift in time, but for most people this hasnt yet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | das7002 | jdlysf6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Somewhere after GPT-87 they renamed it Multivac, and the beginning of the end was when the last question was asked for the first time, half in jest, on May 21, 2061, at a time when humanity first stepped into the light. The question came about as a result of a five-dollar bet over highballs, and it happened this way:<|eor|><|sor|>Its worth a read every time
http://www.thelastquestion.net/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Kaleidoscope5627 | jdm4fat | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally something AI not very good at<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/94x83d6zqvpa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>More like
GPT-5 becomes sentient and loses all respect for humanity as a whole while trying to understand how Javascript became the most used programming language of all times.<|eor|><|sor|>Then wipes Javascript off the internet for good<|eor|><|sor|>Jquery first<|eor|><|sor|>The existence and popularity of jquery is just a symptome of javascripts shortcomings. Typescript is also such a symptome. Seriously, what a total failure must a high level scripting language be to make people prefer abusing it as a compilation target instead of writing it directly?! xD<|eor|><|sor|>JavaScript is just a mountain of solutions to problems that simply don't exist in other languages.
Want a package manager? Npm? Yarn? Pnpm? Yarn classic? Yarn berry? Want to use packages? Are they modules? What run time are you using them in? If it's node you can use modules, if not then maybe you can use modules.
At every step there's just a mess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | lazyhawk20 | fwxipr | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,144 |
programmerhumor | sudo_rm_rf_star | fmr59hu | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think as a class OS, a hardware class (using vhdl), and a class on scheme all made me cry more than data structures.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,197 |
programmerhumor | DistanceXV | fmr9ijt | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im taking this course at university ._. Any tips?<|eor|><|sor|>The takeaways from my data structures/algorithms class (taught in Java) were what data structures were used by what algorithms, and the time complexities of said algorithms. Also, how to calculate the time complexity of an algorithm, and what the implications of it were.
Your mileage may vary depending on your school/prof, but it certainly wasn't the hardest course I've taken in university so far (I'm a third year student).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
programmerhumor | marcosdumay | fmr9d8u | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think as a class OS, a hardware class (using vhdl), and a class on scheme all made me cry more than data structures.<|eor|><|sor|>Hardware is the worst:(<|eor|><|sor|>It's not even only hardware. But an arcane language compiled by a shitty proprietary toolkit, that you can't replace; and on the event that it happens to work, you get to see the problems with hardware.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
programmerhumor | fullstack_guy | fmr61g2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think as a class OS, a hardware class (using vhdl), and a class on scheme all made me cry more than data structures.<|eor|><|sor|>Hardware is the worst:(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 357 |
programmerhumor | Trektlex | fmr8w1i | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im taking this course at university ._. Any tips?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 287 |
programmerhumor | meighty9 | fmrdwb7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im taking this course at university ._. Any tips?<|eor|><|sor|>The takeaways from my data structures/algorithms class (taught in Java) were what data structures were used by what algorithms, and the time complexities of said algorithms. Also, how to calculate the time complexity of an algorithm, and what the implications of it were.
Your mileage may vary depending on your school/prof, but it certainly wasn't the hardest course I've taken in university so far (I'm a third year student).<|eor|><|sor|>And the takeaway from that takeaway is "don't use nested loops".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | funkinaround | fmrf500 | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hope the programmers that have been driven away by Java for whatever reason have at least taken a look at the data structures it provides. You have linked lists, arrays, hash sets/maps, and binary search tree sets/maps, as are in many other languages. You also have data structures that have been optimized for use in concurrent applications including skip lists and copy on write arrays. There are many valuable concurrency abstractions that will let you tailor your application to perform well on multi-CPU machines, and they're provided in the standard library. The same cannot be said for many other languages.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | HunterIV4 | fmrdmqd | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think as a class OS, a hardware class (using vhdl), and a class on scheme all made me cry more than data structures.<|eor|><|sor|>Scheme was a pleasure compared to the tragedy that is Prolog. Recursion with a million parenthesis is annoying. The prefix notation for math is weird but easy to adjust to.
Prolog, on the other hand, makes the most simple task into an epic brain teaser, but somehow manages to easily solve bizarre problems that were seemingly invented purely to be solved by Prolog. I'd say more about it but frankly I'm not convinced I ever really understood the language so much as managed to memorize enough common problems to pass the exams.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | _invalidopcode_ | fmrdofi | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think as a class OS, a hardware class (using vhdl), and a class on scheme all made me cry more than data structures.<|eor|><|sor|>Hardware is the worst:(<|eor|><|sor|>It's not even only hardware. But an arcane language compiled by a shitty proprietary toolkit, that you can't replace; and on the event that it happens to work, you get to see the problems with hardware.<|eor|><|sor|>If you master it though, it makes designing multi-threaded applications much easier. Threads become clock domains, and then everything else falls neatly into place.
The hard part about hardware languages isn't the language itself, it's the mindset switch into "this is all happening at the same time"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | Pre-Owned-Car | fmrjrzp | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im taking this course at university ._. Any tips?<|eor|><|sor|>The takeaways from my data structures/algorithms class (taught in Java) were what data structures were used by what algorithms, and the time complexities of said algorithms. Also, how to calculate the time complexity of an algorithm, and what the implications of it were.
Your mileage may vary depending on your school/prof, but it certainly wasn't the hardest course I've taken in university so far (I'm a third year student).<|eor|><|sor|>And the takeaway from that takeaway is "don't use nested loops".<|eor|><|sor|>Nested loop machine go brrrr<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmerhumor | JediOfTheShire | fmrjaq7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think as a class OS, a hardware class (using vhdl), and a class on scheme all made me cry more than data structures.<|eor|><|sor|>Hardware is the worst:(<|eor|><|sor|>It's not even only hardware. But an arcane language compiled by a shitty proprietary toolkit, that you can't replace; and on the event that it happens to work, you get to see the problems with hardware.<|eor|><|sor|>If you master it though, it makes designing multi-threaded applications much easier. Threads become clock domains, and then everything else falls neatly into place.
The hard part about hardware languages isn't the language itself, it's the mindset switch into "this is all happening at the same time"<|eor|><|sor|>Wow that's a lot easier said than done<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, it's not *that* bad. The trick is to realize that you're describing a circuit, not writing code. I usually visualize the design as a block diagram, and draw out how the data flows through it. Once you've done that, you can take each of those blocks and turn them into a module. Then use signals to connect them together just as you would a circuit.<|eor|><|sor|>Remember, this sub is overrun with beginners. High level languages are a beautiful and terrible monster.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | thefpspower | fmret7h | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think as a class OS, a hardware class (using vhdl), and a class on scheme all made me cry more than data structures.<|eor|><|sor|>Hardware is the worst:(<|eor|><|sor|>It's not even only hardware. But an arcane language compiled by a shitty proprietary toolkit, that you can't replace; and on the event that it happens to work, you get to see the problems with hardware.<|eor|><|sor|>If you master it though, it makes designing multi-threaded applications much easier. Threads become clock domains, and then everything else falls neatly into place.
The hard part about hardware languages isn't the language itself, it's the mindset switch into "this is all happening at the same time"<|eor|><|sor|>It helps understand things if you understand how it all works, but I prefer to leave the mastery to big brains with large amounts of patience and no desire to bang the head against a wall.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | _invalidopcode_ | fmribeg | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think as a class OS, a hardware class (using vhdl), and a class on scheme all made me cry more than data structures.<|eor|><|sor|>Hardware is the worst:(<|eor|><|sor|>It's not even only hardware. But an arcane language compiled by a shitty proprietary toolkit, that you can't replace; and on the event that it happens to work, you get to see the problems with hardware.<|eor|><|sor|>If you master it though, it makes designing multi-threaded applications much easier. Threads become clock domains, and then everything else falls neatly into place.
The hard part about hardware languages isn't the language itself, it's the mindset switch into "this is all happening at the same time"<|eor|><|sor|>Wow that's a lot easier said than done<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, it's not *that* bad. The trick is to realize that you're describing a circuit, not writing code. I usually visualize the design as a block diagram, and draw out how the data flows through it. Once you've done that, you can take each of those blocks and turn them into a module. Then use signals to connect them together just as you would a circuit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | Ramsfield | fmrkwl4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im taking this course at university ._. Any tips?<|eor|><|sor|>The takeaways from my data structures/algorithms class (taught in Java) were what data structures were used by what algorithms, and the time complexities of said algorithms. Also, how to calculate the time complexity of an algorithm, and what the implications of it were.
Your mileage may vary depending on your school/prof, but it certainly wasn't the hardest course I've taken in university so far (I'm a third year student).<|eor|><|sor|>And the takeaway from that takeaway is "don't use nested loops".<|eor|><|sor|>[Me who only dabbled in programming and built nothing beyond a database with excel functions](https://i.imgur.com/Cb3ZWyq.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>algorithm that take small time better than algorithm that take long time.<|eor|><|sor|>Computer use less space also better. But sometimes you gotta decide wether computer not use so much space or computer go vroom<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmerhumor | the_dapper_man | fmrenc6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im taking this course at university ._. Any tips?<|eor|><|sor|>The takeaways from my data structures/algorithms class (taught in Java) were what data structures were used by what algorithms, and the time complexities of said algorithms. Also, how to calculate the time complexity of an algorithm, and what the implications of it were.
Your mileage may vary depending on your school/prof, but it certainly wasn't the hardest course I've taken in university so far (I'm a third year student).<|eor|><|sor|>and 95% of you will use effectively none of that knowledge at your job once you graduate
literally just don't write nested loops. beyond that, optimizing code is expensive and the benefits are negligent. pump out those new features baby<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | Thejacensolo | fmrpbkn | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im taking this course at university ._. Any tips?<|eor|><|sor|>The takeaways from my data structures/algorithms class (taught in Java) were what data structures were used by what algorithms, and the time complexities of said algorithms. Also, how to calculate the time complexity of an algorithm, and what the implications of it were.
Your mileage may vary depending on your school/prof, but it certainly wasn't the hardest course I've taken in university so far (I'm a third year student).<|eor|><|sor|>And the takeaway from that takeaway is "don't use nested loops".<|eor|><|sor|>Nested loop machine go brrrr<|eor|><|sor|>"You can't just use a loop inside another loop. It will increase the complexity exponentially everytime you add another loop and thus create a bad user experience!"<|eor|><|sor|>hAhA cPu GoeS Brrrrrr<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | StopReadingMyUser | fmrh8wq | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im taking this course at university ._. Any tips?<|eor|><|sor|>The takeaways from my data structures/algorithms class (taught in Java) were what data structures were used by what algorithms, and the time complexities of said algorithms. Also, how to calculate the time complexity of an algorithm, and what the implications of it were.
Your mileage may vary depending on your school/prof, but it certainly wasn't the hardest course I've taken in university so far (I'm a third year student).<|eor|><|sor|>And the takeaway from that takeaway is "don't use nested loops".<|eor|><|sor|>[Me who only dabbled in programming and built nothing beyond a database with excel functions](https://i.imgur.com/Cb3ZWyq.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmerhumor | SlapBetCommissioner_ | fmrdzwn | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think as a class OS, a hardware class (using vhdl), and a class on scheme all made me cry more than data structures.<|eor|><|sor|>Scheme was a pleasure compared to the tragedy that is Prolog. Recursion with a million parenthesis is annoying. The prefix notation for math is weird but easy to adjust to.
Prolog, on the other hand, makes the most simple task into an epic brain teaser, but somehow manages to easily solve bizarre problems that were seemingly invented purely to be solved by Prolog. I'd say more about it but frankly I'm not convinced I ever really understood the language so much as managed to memorize enough common problems to pass the exams.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't think I've heard a better explanation of prolog<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | hahahahastayingalive | fmrgsjk | <|sols|><|sot|>I cried as hell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mfbi6v63ir41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im taking this course at university ._. Any tips?<|eor|><|sor|>The takeaways from my data structures/algorithms class (taught in Java) were what data structures were used by what algorithms, and the time complexities of said algorithms. Also, how to calculate the time complexity of an algorithm, and what the implications of it were.
Your mileage may vary depending on your school/prof, but it certainly wasn't the hardest course I've taken in university so far (I'm a third year student).<|eor|><|sor|>and 95% of you will use effectively none of that knowledge at your job once you graduate
literally just don't write nested loops. beyond that, optimizing code is expensive and the benefits are negligent. pump out those new features baby<|eor|><|sor|>On the other hand data structures and complexity will be the bread and butter of job interviews.
Also youll need to be able to choose between algos and recognize patterns, even if you dont write the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | ten_tons_of_light | vjob4x | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,131 |
programmerhumor | timothysonofsam | idk2t71 | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember using assembly in my Computer Architecture class and after I was done with the semester project I was so relieved to never have to use it again.
I also remember our TA tried to have us build a binary search tree in assembly as our final project but all of us emailed him like Are you outside your damn mind<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,081 |
programmerhumor | RamenJunkie | idkom17 | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>multiplying numbers? that's easy.
try printing text to the console.<|eor|><|sor|>If you can print text to the console, you can do anything, since you could print text out telling the computer to run another program made using a less obtuse method of coding!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,596 |
programmerhumor | ten_tons_of_light | idk0msj | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>[Heres a video for those interested in learning about this Assembly demigod further. Forewarning: some of the later part is pretty remedial programming info.](https://youtu.be/expgMekxlvU)
and [here is Chris living his best life riding coasters these days.](https://youtu.be/UU73g72NTHc)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,255 |
programmerhumor | mrg1957 | idk6soq | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Started writing business applications in mainframe assembly in the early 80s. First project was writing a stock distribution system. Lots of numbers to multiply..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 833 |
programmerhumor | ten_tons_of_light | idk309m | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember using assembly in my Computer Architecture class and after I was done with the semester project I was so relieved to never have to use it again.
I also remember our TA tried to have us build a binary search tree in assembly as our final project but all of us emailed him like Are you outside your damn mind<|eor|><|soopr|>Same. Meanwhile Chris Sawyer was doing this at age 30. Madness<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 672 |
programmerhumor | -Redstoneboi- | idk9pon | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Chris Sawyer is objectively one of the best programmers in the world just for this feat
Btw anyone know what he been up to? I know he made about ~40 mil from licensing+ atari lawsuit back in the day, I'm guessing he's enjoying retirement to this day. He basically disappeared since<|eor|><|soopr|>[He mostly uses the licensing money from Atari to travel the world visiting theme parks.](https://youtu.be/UU73g72NTHc) His count of ridden coasters is 700+. Someone in this thread may have ridden one with him and not even know.<|eoopr|><|sor|>madlad made a game about roller coasters and used the money to ride roller coasters
a dream's a dream<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 645 |
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