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programmerhumor | irze | gmx2615 | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>as a brit, i can confirm, i always read it as init with a roadman accent in my mind, seriously.<|eor|><|sor|>As a Brit, I didnt do this. After seeing this post however, I now always will.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | gmx84z4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>as a brit, i can confirm, i always read it as init with a roadman accent in my mind, seriously.<|eor|><|sor|>PC: Yes?
Dev: Git init
PC: U wot m8?!<|eor|><|sor|>Blimey<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | scraimer | gmx1sbg | <|sols|><|sot|>Init?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m3vxtt66jsg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Source](https://twitter.com/jtannady/status/1359602554448080900)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmerhumor | djamba | vwfkmv | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,750 |
programmerhumor | Third_Shed | ifpq7wv | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like youve been working at the same company for too long<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,339 |
programmerhumor | jmack2424 | ifpzcym | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the scam I lived for 10 years. I grew up in a small town, and thought "hard work and loyalty pays off". The company I worked for gave me 5-6% raises every year. 6% was the highest they gave. I thought, "they love me!" After 8 years, I saw people who had quit, come back with 20-30% raises. I saw new hires making more than me. And this was at a very respectable, "family-based", successful company. I left, moved to a larger city, and immediately made 70% more. After 2 years, I switched and made 30% more. 2 years in, the FAANG I work for now gave me another 35% raise.
Long story short, the current work environment just doesn't reward loyalty. Threatening to leave doesn't make a dent. You have to leave. Don't accept counter-offers, because they will resent you. Just move on and make more money.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,423 |
programmerhumor | Jake0024 | ifq0h5m | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like youve been working at the same company for too long<|eor|><|sor|>Way too long.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,128 |
programmerhumor | LieutenantOG | ifqa1wp | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like youve been working at the same company for too long<|eor|><|sor|>Way too long.<|eor|><|sor|>Never understood why companies do this if not simply for the money involved.<|eor|><|sor|>Because the hirring budget is bigger than the budget for raises<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,568 |
programmerhumor | dmullaney | ifpk8lp | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you familiar with the term "boomerang raise"
Edit: sometimes called boomerang promotion<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,396 |
programmerhumor | Chewnard | ifprms5 | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you familiar with the term "boomerang raise"
Edit: sometimes called boomerang promotion<|eor|><|sor|>Is that the one where if you ask for a raise they throw a boomerang at you?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,108 |
programmerhumor | realjoeydood | ifq8wob | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like youve been working at the same company for too long<|eor|><|sor|>Way too long.<|eor|><|sor|>Never understood why companies do this if not simply for the money involved.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,099 |
programmerhumor | sls_atv | ifprxam | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Same position? Same title? Talk to your manager and if youre not happy then leave; market is pretty competitive.
Same position? Different title? Now you know what your promotion will be worth.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 629 |
programmerhumor | StCreed | ifqchdj | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like youve been working at the same company for too long<|eor|><|sor|>Way too long.<|eor|><|sor|>Never understood why companies do this if not simply for the money involved.<|eor|><|sor|>Because the hirring budget is bigger than the budget for raises<|eor|><|sor|>Programmers shoul be switching jobs every 6 months to 2 years anyway. More if younger. There is no reason to stay with your current employer if you have any skill at all. 5% YOY isn't going to get you to $500k salary in your lifetime.<|eor|><|sor|>Every 6 months is probably not good.
Your new employer looks at your resume and sees job hopping every 6 months, you'll less likely to be considered.<|eor|><|sor|>Depends on the industry. But yeah, 6 months is too fast to learn something. Two years would be completely understandable. I'm a freelancer and 6 months is about the minimum I'll take on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 595 |
programmerhumor | crusoe | ifq44hv | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the scam I lived for 10 years. I grew up in a small town, and thought "hard work and loyalty pays off". The company I worked for gave me 5-6% raises every year. 6% was the highest they gave. I thought, "they love me!" After 8 years, I saw people who had quit, come back with 20-30% raises. I saw new hires making more than me. And this was at a very respectable, "family-based", successful company. I left, moved to a larger city, and immediately made 70% more. After 2 years, I switched and made 30% more. 2 years in, the FAANG I work for now gave me another 35% raise.
Long story short, the current work environment just doesn't reward loyalty. Threatening to leave doesn't make a dent. You have to leave. Don't accept counter-offers, because they will resent you. Just move on and make more money.<|eor|><|sor|>Loyalty has been dead since Gen X started working. You should find a new job every 3-5 years for real pay raises.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 585 |
programmerhumor | theUglyBarnacle69 | ifpy1mz | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you familiar with the term "boomerang raise"
Edit: sometimes called boomerang promotion<|eor|><|soopr|>Haha, love it, though now, after talking to them I don't think this company is worth it anymore<|eoopr|><|sor|>Unfortunately the meta now is to leave and get a new job every few years. It's really the fastest way to get that salary up, and not really frowned upon as it used to be considering the current climate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 533 |
programmerhumor | djamba | ifprsem | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you familiar with the term "boomerang raise"
Edit: sometimes called boomerang promotion<|eor|><|soopr|>Haha, love it, though now, after talking to them I don't think this company is worth it anymore<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 530 |
programmerhumor | OkWear6556 | ifpo5ak | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In that case its time for THE TALK with your manager.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 501 |
programmerhumor | omgsoftcats | ifqbka2 | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like youve been working at the same company for too long<|eor|><|sor|>Way too long.<|eor|><|sor|>Never understood why companies do this if not simply for the money involved.<|eor|><|sor|>Because the hirring budget is bigger than the budget for raises<|eor|><|sor|>Programmers shoul be switching jobs every 6 months to 2 years anyway. More if younger. There is no reason to stay with your current employer if you have any skill at all. 5% YOY isn't going to get you to $500k salary in your lifetime.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 481 |
programmerhumor | bladex1234 | ifq03eo | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This why talking about pay with coworkers should be normalized. Its not rude, thats just something fabricated by executives so they can keep everyone in the dark. New hires should always be encouraged to talk pay to current employees.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 469 |
programmerhumor | Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot | ifq10yj | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you familiar with the term "boomerang raise"
Edit: sometimes called boomerang promotion<|eor|><|soopr|>Haha, love it, though now, after talking to them I don't think this company is worth it anymore<|eoopr|><|sor|>Unfortunately the meta now is to leave and get a new job every few years. It's really the fastest way to get that salary up, and not really frowned upon as it used to be considering the current climate.<|eor|><|sor|>[Staying at the same company for greater than two years will cause the average person to make 50% less during their lifetime.](https://www.forbes.com/sites/cameronkeng/2014/06/22/employees-that-stay-in-companies-longer-than-2-years-get-paid-50-less/?sh=234ba02fe07f)
From my understanding, it's especially true early in your career.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 404 |
programmerhumor | annonimity2 | ifpz647 | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In that case its time for THE TALK with your manager.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey boss, so when a boy and a girl love each other very much...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 386 |
programmerhumor | sabre252 | ifqn3dt | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like youve been working at the same company for too long<|eor|><|sor|>Way too long.<|eor|><|sor|>Never understood why companies do this if not simply for the money involved.<|eor|><|sor|>Because the hirring budget is bigger than the budget for raises<|eor|><|sor|>Programmers shoul be switching jobs every 6 months to 2 years anyway. More if younger. There is no reason to stay with your current employer if you have any skill at all. 5% YOY isn't going to get you to $500k salary in your lifetime.<|eor|><|sor|>Every 6 months is probably not good.
Your new employer looks at your resume and sees job hopping every 6 months, you'll less likely to be considered.<|eor|><|sor|>Depends on the industry. But yeah, 6 months is too fast to learn something. Two years would be completely understandable. I'm a freelancer and 6 months is about the minimum I'll take on.<|eor|><|sor|>Two years is the sweet spot, imo. You have learned something, you show you're stable / get along with folks... and it's time for a new challenge.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmerhumor | HegoDamask_1 | ifpksmo | <|sols|><|sot|>About to discuss this issue in my new salary negotiation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w91y04ly6xa91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My advice in their situations is to leave for a new company. Dont play that game of using another offer to get a raise at your current job. If they do not respect you enough to give you a raise without that then its not a great company to work for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 326 |
programmerhumor | MylesOnReddit | 94grzd | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,717 |
programmerhumor | ExternalUserError | e3kzy12 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On the other hand, a few weeks ago I was scanning resumes for an Android developer. Someone said he had over 10 years experience in Kotlin and had deployed a Firebase+Android project in 2009, which I found fascinating.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,397 |
programmerhumor | Lafreakshow | e3l4z52 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Makes me wonder, do hr people consider working on a language for 5 years 5 years of experience with that language?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,310 |
programmerhumor | Lafreakshow | e3l56b8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Makes me wonder, do hr people consider working on a language for 5 years 5 years of experience with that language?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"No Mr Stroustrup, I'm afraid we can't hire you for lack of experience with c++"
"Bitch do you know who I am!?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,914 |
programmerhumor | Devidose | e3l5u8v | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Makes me wonder, do hr people consider working on a language for 5 years 5 years of experience with that language?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"No Mr Stroustrup, I'm afraid we can't hire you for lack of experience with c++"
"Bitch do you know who I am!?"<|eor|><|sor|>[Reminds me of this.](https://i.imgur.com/MfFKGP4.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,786 |
programmerhumor | chedabob | e3l7zaf | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Makes me wonder, do hr people consider working on a language for 5 years 5 years of experience with that language?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"No Mr Stroustrup, I'm afraid we can't hire you for lack of experience with c++"
"Bitch do you know who I am!?"<|eor|><|sor|>[Reminds me of this.](https://i.imgur.com/MfFKGP4.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>My favourite will always be this:
> "We've heard a good bit in this courtroom about public key encryption," said Albright. "Are you familiar with that?"
> "Yes, I am," said Diffie, in what surely qualified as the biggest understatement of the trial.
> "And how is it that you're familiar with public key encryption?"
> "I invented it."
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/11/newegg-trial-crypto-legend-diffie-takes-the-stand-to-knock-out-patent/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,214 |
programmerhumor | Relixed_ | e3l31mm | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I saw an ad the other day that included...
"Experience with Sequal Databases"<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer Prequel Databases. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,156 |
programmerhumor | Panzerchek | e3l1lnb | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On the other hand, a few weeks ago I was scanning resumes for an Android developer. Someone said he had over 10 years experience in Kotlin and had deployed a Firebase+Android project in 2009, which I found fascinating.<|eor|><|sor|>And he still didn't have enough experience<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,049 |
programmerhumor | MokitTheOmniscient | e3l2amz | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These types of job offers are usually written when they already want to hire a specific person, but company policy says that they need put out an ad before hiring someone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 817 |
programmerhumor | olvini3 | e3l37tl | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I saw an ad the other day that included...
"Experience with Sequal Databases"<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer Prequel Databases. <|eor|><|sor|>It's treason then<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 597 |
programmerhumor | fosterpann | e3l58v8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I interviewed somehow once whose CV said he was an expert in Microsoft SQL Server 2007, assuming it was a typo. During the interview I asked him about it and he went on and on about this version, including features not even in SQL Server at the time, I've no idea what he was taking about but I just don't get why someone would lay on the BS so thickly. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 516 |
programmerhumor | BlueEyezzz | e3l4w5r | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The amount of times I get a recruiter in my LinkedIn mailbox saying "I see you're a Javascript developer. I have this cool Java project. When can we talk?"... Reminds me of this. HR and a lot of recruiters pay zero attention.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 463 |
programmerhumor | ExternalUserError | e3l1n3u | <|sols|><|sot|>Job offer written by HR<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pasoyucdh0e11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On the other hand, a few weeks ago I was scanning resumes for an Android developer. Someone said he had over 10 years experience in Kotlin and had deployed a Firebase+Android project in 2009, which I found fascinating.<|eor|><|sor|>And he still didn't have enough experience<|eor|><|sor|>I'm looking for at least 5 years experience targeting Android P.
Any programmer who understands threading should be able to deliver.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 402 |
programmerhumor | Prudent_Move_3420 | zvamg4 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,699 |
programmerhumor | BurnV06 | j1o4rxz | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>My school district uses google docs/drive/ etc lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,229 |
programmerhumor | GodGMN | j1o9j24 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>My school district uses google docs/drive/ etc lol<|eor|><|sor|>It would be a really fun prank to put all of those behind a paywall <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,656 |
programmerhumor | Voidrith | j1oh8b5 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>atleast if you get a jetbrains 1y license or have been using it for 1y+ you get a perpetual fallback license to that version<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,581 |
programmerhumor | rene12188 | j1o3957 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just like jetbrains<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,060 |
programmerhumor | cutofmyjib | j1ou8el | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>My school district uses google docs/drive/ etc lol<|eor|><|sor|>It would be a really fun prank to put all of those behind a paywall <|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit! Can you imagine lol?
"I'd really like access to my grandma's recipe again"
"Boo fucking hoo. Pay for the $8/month subscription."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 821 |
programmerhumor | CubeReflexion | j1p3s6e | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>atleast if you get a jetbrains 1y license or have been using it for 1y+ you get a perpetual fallback license to that version<|eor|><|sor|>There's also free community editions of IntelliJ and PyCharm... haven't seen Office doing that yet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 820 |
programmerhumor | LevelStudent | j1o76yi | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I got tired of learning new IDEs as well. I find learning how to use software about as interesting as filing my taxes. I try to shoehorn vscode into just about everything now because I know how to use it.<|eor|><|sor|>Wouldn't be much of a programmer if you're not even overly stubborn about your IDE. I mean what would you even talk about when you're pretending to work?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 596 |
programmerhumor | WMbandit | j1ouqap | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>My school district uses google docs/drive/ etc lol<|eor|><|sor|>It would be a really fun prank to put all of those behind a paywall <|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit! Can you imagine lol?
"I'd really like access to my grandma's recipe again"
"Boo fucking hoo. Pay for the $8/month subscription."<|eor|><|sor|>*Pay us $8/month, its what Grandma wouldve wanted.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 480 |
programmerhumor | lunchpadmcfat | j1ol8tk | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone whos used a jet brains product knows that just comparing them to office suite products is insulting to jet brains.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 459 |
programmerhumor | GoddessOfGouda | j1or5qc | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've been out of college for like 5 years and still rock that student license on jetbrains stuff lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 435 |
programmerhumor | tmpizza | j1on0j1 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just like jetbrains<|eor|><|sor|>I generally like them until I need a super niche feature that somebody already requested on their forums a few years ago, that was closed by support with a not on our roadmap, sorry style message :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 429 |
programmerhumor | O_X_E_Y | j1orm0o | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>markdown for notes and tex for anything that needs formatting fits basically every scenario I feel like<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 368 |
programmerhumor | Intelligent_Event_84 | j1o9h69 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Python? VSCode
JavaScript? VSCode
C++? Believe or not, VSCode<|eor|><|sor|>Bu bu but real devs use vim /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | Abeslonglostaccount | j1oiyk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>My school district uses google docs/drive/ etc lol<|eor|><|sor|>Youre lucky we had to switch to one drive because some people were using way too much storage on Google drive, one had 82tb of data on Google drive its insane. Now my university gives out 4Tb for one drive, I had to have everyone migrate from google to one drive and it was a nightmare.<|eor|><|sor|>How does one amass 82 TB of data? What are they doing?<|eor|><|sor|>We found out the they had a collection of pirated movies and shows, I didnt get much information about what happened to them since Im only an it admin at my university, oit caught the student<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | Abeslonglostaccount | j1ofwu7 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>My school district uses google docs/drive/ etc lol<|eor|><|sor|>Youre lucky we had to switch to one drive because some people were using way too much storage on Google drive, one had 82tb of data on Google drive its insane. Now my university gives out 4Tb for one drive, I had to have everyone migrate from google to one drive and it was a nightmare.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | _xiphiaz | j1oq8bo | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just like jetbrains<|eor|><|sor|>I generally like them until I need a super niche feature that somebody already requested on their forums a few years ago, that was closed by support with a not on our roadmap, sorry style message :(<|eor|><|sor|>Their plug-in architecture is quite well documented, the sdk is of course enormous but they nicely link each feature to an open source addin using that feature for reference. Maybe you can DIY your niche feature?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | wernercd | j1p5btj | <|sols|><|sot|>You will never avoid rabbit holes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1vq298bz48a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just like jetbrains<|eor|><|sor|>Jebrains is like Steam.
You know it's DRM but it's so useful.
I gladly pay the yearly subscription and it's a small price to pay.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | Jakeob28 | 9vh4vz | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,638 |
programmerhumor | pskingredps | e9c6bar | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you could post it on stack overflow and someone else could look at the readme for you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,508 |
programmerhumor | infus0rian | e9caxz0 | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you could post it on stack overflow and someone else could look at the readme for you<|eor|><|sor|>Or you could spend 30 minutes googling and reading random forums with similar-sounding questions hoping someone's already solved it; and realize too late that it's a fruitless effort and go back to post it on stackoverflow anyways<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 951 |
programmerhumor | Nipzu12 | e9cbtg3 | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Real men read the source code as documentation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 822 |
programmerhumor | OkService6 | e9cc7hs | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you could post it on stack overflow and someone else could look at the readme for you<|eor|><|sor|>Or you could spend 30 minutes googling and reading random forums with similar-sounding questions hoping someone's already solved it; and realize too late that it's a fruitless effort and go back to post it on stackoverflow anyways<|eor|><|sor|>And then someone replies "just google it"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 697 |
programmerhumor | IrregularRedditor | e9ceikc | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Real men read the source code as documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Source code is documentation thats not out of date.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 611 |
programmerhumor | thrway1312 | e9cen0v | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you could post it on stack overflow and someone else could look at the readme for you<|eor|><|sor|>Or you could spend 30 minutes googling and reading random forums with similar-sounding questions hoping someone's already solved it; and realize too late that it's a fruitless effort and go back to post it on stackoverflow anyways<|eor|><|sor|>And then someone replies "just google it"<|eor|><|sor|>And that ends up as the top result on your google searches.<|eor|><|sor|>Edit: Never mind, figured it out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 518 |
programmerhumor | thewhitebells | e9ccfop | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am fully aware of the benefits of README files. That said I dont think Ill ever open one until Ive exhausted every other option<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 450 |
programmerhumor | byebybuy | e9ce33j | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you could post it on stack overflow and someone else could look at the readme for you<|eor|><|sor|>Or you could spend 30 minutes googling and reading random forums with similar-sounding questions hoping someone's already solved it; and realize too late that it's a fruitless effort and go back to post it on stackoverflow anyways<|eor|><|sor|>And then someone replies "just google it"<|eor|><|sor|>And that ends up as the top result on your google searches.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 445 |
programmerhumor | etatreklaw | e9cderx | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No shit I've been stuck on a Python error for 2 weeks and the README to Python 3.7.0 explained the error and provided a command to fix it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 323 |
programmerhumor | srottydoesntknow | e9cg728 | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>this is why I never read them
I assume everyone else is as big a piece of shit as me and doesn't ever write or update them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | poor_decisions | e9cgl27 | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you could post it on stack overflow and someone else could look at the readme for you<|eor|><|sor|>Or you could spend 30 minutes googling and reading random forums with similar-sounding questions hoping someone's already solved it; and realize too late that it's a fruitless effort and go back to post it on stackoverflow anyways<|eor|><|sor|>And then someone replies "just google it"<|eor|><|sor|>And that ends up as the top result on your google searches.<|eor|><|sor|>Edit: Never mind, figured it out<|eor|><|sor|>Oh god, please stop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 234 |
programmerhumor | poopellar | e9chojk | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you could post it on stack overflow and someone else could look at the readme for you<|eor|><|sor|>Or you could spend 30 minutes googling and reading random forums with similar-sounding questions hoping someone's already solved it; and realize too late that it's a fruitless effort and go back to post it on stackoverflow anyways<|eor|><|sor|>And then someone replies "just google it"<|eor|><|sor|>And that ends up as the top result on your google searches.<|eor|><|sor|>Edit: Never mind, figured it out<|eor|><|sor|>Oh god, please stop<|eor|><|sor|>Posted on 2008
Person is probably dead. Taking the solution with him to the grave.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | dick-van-dyke | e9cflb6 | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Real men read the source code as documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Source code is documentation thats not out of date.<|eor|><|sor|>As a technical writer, this triggers me. Nevertheless, you're right.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
programmerhumor | CplUseless | e9cfhja | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am fully aware of the benefits of README files. That said I dont think Ill ever open one until Ive exhausted every other option<|eor|><|sor|>Even if you're not American, that statement makes you 100% American. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | RepostsAreBadMkay | e9cimzu | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you could post it on stack overflow and someone else could look at the readme for you<|eor|><|sor|>Or you could spend 30 minutes googling and reading random forums with similar-sounding questions hoping someone's already solved it; and realize too late that it's a fruitless effort and go back to post it on stackoverflow anyways<|eor|><|sor|>And then someone replies "just google it"<|eor|><|sor|>And that ends up as the top result on your google searches.<|eor|><|sor|>Edit: Never mind, figured it out<|eor|><|sor|>Oh god, please stop<|eor|><|sor|>Posted on 2008
Person is probably dead. Taking the solution with him to the grave.<|eor|><|sor|>RIP DenverCoder9<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | etatreklaw | e9cex9j | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No shit I've been stuck on a Python error for 2 weeks and the README to Python 3.7.0 explained the error and provided a command to fix it.<|eor|><|sor|>How is 3.7.0 are you doing cool async shit?<|eor|><|sor|>Haven't had time to do fun stuff, been busy trying to get all my old code running lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | mypirateapp | e9cbz29 | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. goes to stackoverflow and searches gets the README after a downvote
2. goes to google, searches forums and 1 wild dude full of abuses points to the README
3. goes to gitter chat spams the library dev team and gets the README before getting blocked
4. goes to telegram , writes README README README 1000s of times before some random dude points to the README
5. goes to youtube and searches for the README<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmerhumor | theflanman91 | e9cn54u | <|sols|><|sot|>READMEs are just suggestions anyways<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5skfy5y88x11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you could spend 30 minutes googling and reading random forums with similar-sounding questions hoping someone's already solved it; and realize too late that it's a fruitless effort and go back to post it on stackoverflow anyways<|eor|><|sor|>And then someone replies "just google it"<|eor|><|sor|>And that ends up as the top result on your google searches.<|eor|><|sor|>Edit: Never mind, figured it out<|eor|><|sor|>Oh god, please stop<|eor|><|sor|>Posted on 2008
Person is probably dead. Taking the solution with him to the grave.<|eor|><|sor|>RIP DenverCoder9<|eor|><|sor|>Who were you DenverCoder9? What did you see??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | GennaroIsGod | 11cw0ds | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,559 |
programmerhumor | pumpkin_seed_oil | ja5isjn | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,302 |
programmerhumor | ccricers | ja5fqr0 | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This further corroborates that he's just blindly parroting someone else's bad advice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,481 |
programmerhumor | anonajmus | ja5e29u | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>And how exactly should my GH look exactly. Notion that i need to have projects outside my work is pure bullshit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,190 |
programmerhumor | johannesBrost1337 | ja617os | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I never understood this. All my GitHub work goes under my company's account, Which isn't public.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,324 |
programmerhumor | GennaroIsGod | ja5e5qf | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>And how exactly should my GH look exactly. Notion that i need to have projects outside my work is pure bullshit<|eor|><|soopr|>I have a bot that runs everyday, so mines just a green wall<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,866 |
programmerhumor | Kumbala80 | ja5td19 | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sr. Software Engineer here making a good living for 20 years now and the only thing I have on GitHub is the landing page of my domain that I have not touched in 5 years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,592 |
programmerhumor | Twombls | ja65529 | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I never understood this. All my GitHub work goes under my company's account, Which isn't public.<|eor|><|sor|>They want you to have side projects outside of work. Its bs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,047 |
programmerhumor | Siphon098 | ja5siy0 | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>
<|eor|><|sor|>I hate Mondays too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 955 |
programmerhumor | Affectionate-Set4208 | ja67v8j | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This further corroborates that he's just blindly parroting someone else's bad advice.<|eor|><|sor|>Why would anyone listen to him anyway? I went through his CV, he's just some guy. My background is more impressive than his is and I spend my days fucking off on reddit and playing video games.<|eor|><|sor|>It would surprise you how little do people research about other people background. There are way too many code gurus in youtube that if you look at their experience (be it enterprise or open source) you would be very dissapointed. Example: (spanish youtuber) https://youtube.com/@VictorRoblesWEB<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 838 |
programmerhumor | johannesBrost1337 | ja6kdgw | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I never understood this. All my GitHub work goes under my company's account, Which isn't public.<|eor|><|sor|>They want you to have side projects outside of work. Its bs<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck that, I got kids and a wife and shit, I did that shit 10 years ago, Not now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 837 |
programmerhumor | justniiro | ja5by8j | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>^de_stroyed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 642 |
programmerhumor | ccricers | ja67i08 | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sr. Software Engineer here making a good living for 20 years now and the only thing I have on GitHub is the landing page of my domain that I have not touched in 5 years.<|eor|><|sor|>Meanwhile, entry level people are struggling to get a job with their 10 Github projects.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 638 |
programmerhumor | ExitTheHandbasket | ja5kc9t | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Please don't use such narrow criteria as submissions to a public repository as indicative of ability to act in a senior role.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 555 |
programmerhumor | anonajmus | ja5ekns | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>And how exactly should my GH look exactly. Notion that i need to have projects outside my work is pure bullshit<|eor|><|soopr|>I have a bot that runs everyday, so mines just a green wall<|eoopr|><|sor|>I uave some green dots aporadically, but those are sidegigs. I sure as hell not gonna show them to some rando during interview.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 479 |
programmerhumor | iamfromouttahere | ja78g4l | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I never understood this. All my GitHub work goes under my company's account, Which isn't public.<|eor|><|sor|>They want you to have side projects outside of work. Its bs<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck that, I got kids and a wife and shit, I did that shit 10 years ago, Not now<|eor|><|sor|>I don't have a wife, kids etc. I also did that shit ten years ago, fuck that anyway, I don't want to spend 20 hours a day programming anymore.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 466 |
programmerhumor | anonajmus | ja5hp6p | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>And how exactly should my GH look exactly. Notion that i need to have projects outside my work is pure bullshit<|eor|><|sor|>(Assuming your work is on GitHub) There's a profile setting that lets the commits on there appear on your profile even if they're on private repos.
If it's not on GitHub/not programming related... idk<|eor|><|sor|>Every company i worked for had my github setup with company domain email. Never did i have to use my personal. But thats not the point. Am i supposed to prove im such hardcore programmer that i code in my free time otherwise im not worthy of their company<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 414 |
programmerhumor | GodGMN | ja6enl5 | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This further corroborates that he's just blindly parroting someone else's bad advice.<|eor|><|sor|>Why would anyone listen to him anyway? I went through his CV, he's just some guy. My background is more impressive than his is and I spend my days fucking off on reddit and playing video games.<|eor|><|sor|>It would surprise you how little do people research about other people background. There are way too many code gurus in youtube that if you look at their experience (be it enterprise or open source) you would be very dissapointed. Example: (spanish youtuber) https://youtube.com/@VictorRoblesWEB<|eor|><|sor|>That dude always looked like a junior dev to me, I can't believe he's selling courses<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 375 |
programmerhumor | Liveman215 | ja6gn2d | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This further corroborates that he's just blindly parroting someone else's bad advice.<|eor|><|sor|>Why would anyone listen to him anyway? I went through his CV, he's just some guy. My background is more impressive than his is and I spend my days fucking off on reddit and playing video games.<|eor|><|sor|>It would surprise you how little do people research about other people background. There are way too many code gurus in youtube that if you look at their experience (be it enterprise or open source) you would be very dissapointed. Example: (spanish youtuber) https://youtube.com/@VictorRoblesWEB<|eor|><|sor|>That dude always looked like a junior dev to me, I can't believe he's selling courses<|eor|><|sor|>Those who can't do, teach<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
programmerhumor | ubccompscistudent | ja6bbrw | <|sols|><|sot|>No words v2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4cyiiki8mka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>
<|eor|><|sor|>Here's the best part. His sole argument is that the candidate used their github profile to demonstrate their skill, (and that's why it was supposedly worthy of mockery). That **might** be a valid excuse **IF THE JOB APPLICATION DOESN'T SPECIFICALLY ASK FOR YOUR GITHUB PROFILE LINK**.
I'm not going to link it, cause I don't want to give that dude's site/company attention, but you can find it pretty easily.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 336 |
programmerhumor | Nexus_6_Roy_Batty | vanfwe | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,395 |
programmerhumor | 223specialist | ic3c18n | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good lord, at least open a command prompt or two.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,374 |
programmerhumor | vladutzu27 | ic3eh4d | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good lord, at least open a command prompt or two.<|eor|><|sor|> color 0a
tree<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,074 |
programmerhumor | gabrielish_matter | ic3ild8 | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>as an Italian
not _just_ a news program, but the national news program on the _first channel_
yeah I am quite ashamed for this country<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,014 |
programmerhumor | Various_Counter_9569 | ic3ck55 | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just Mario hacking Bowsers mainframe to find which castle the princess is in.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 692 |
programmerhumor | fr000gs | ic3ch2r | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, either they contain some block of html, or some random string of binary. I WISH they contained something like TrojanCockroach etc.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 473 |
programmerhumor | archery713 | ic3crpw | <|sols|><|sot|>literally a dude looking for matrix on google images<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q5wrtpy5d7591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just installed his new Windows Hacker OS and needs a good background. They just took the picture at the wrong time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 391 |
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