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programmerhumor | Suspicious-Engineer7 | idk4tv7 | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>[Heres a video for those interested in learning about this Assembly demigod further. Forewarning: some of the later part is pretty remedial progra... | 589 |
programmerhumor | ten_tons_of_light | idk8nsk | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Chris Sawyer is objectively one of the best programmers in the world just for this feat
Btw anyone know what he been up to? I know he made about ... | 589 |
programmerhumor | Hidesuru | idkulps | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>multiplying numbers? that's easy.
try printing text to the console.<|eor|><|sor|>If you can print text to the console, you can do anything, since y... | 542 |
programmerhumor | kinuipanui123 | idk3k29 | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Chris Sawyer is objectively one of the best programmers in the world just for this feat
Btw anyone know what he been up to? I know he made about ... | 499 |
programmerhumor | JetScootr | idk2ygu | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The big guy is Steve Wozniak, who coded an entire assembly language interpreter in one weekend. Without an editor. (ie, entering opcodes by hand vi... | 478 |
programmerhumor | itsbett | idkcnmc | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember using assembly in my Computer Architecture class and after I was done with the semester project I was so relieved to never have to use it... | 350 |
programmerhumor | Apart-Masterpiece-40 | idkw8k4 | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>multiplying numbers? that's easy.
try printing text to the console.<|eor|><|sor|>If you can print text to the console, you can do anything, since y... | 331 |
programmerhumor | ten_tons_of_light | idk7ml9 | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Started writing business applications in mainframe assembly in the early 80s. First project was writing a stock distribution system. Lots of numbe... | 316 |
programmerhumor | xibme | idkdwyo | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember using assembly in my Computer Architecture class and after I was done with the semester project I was so relieved to never have to use it... | 316 |
programmerhumor | ten_tons_of_light | idk50rr | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>[Heres a video for those interested in learning about this Assembly demigod further. Forewarning: some of the later part is pretty remedial progra... | 306 |
programmerhumor | KitchenerLeslee | idkyall | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>multiplying numbers? that's easy.
try printing text to the console.<|eor|><|sor|>If you can print text to the console, you can do anything, since y... | 261 |
programmerhumor | ICanBeKinder | idkx552 | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>multiplying numbers? that's easy.
try printing text to the console.<|eor|><|sor|>If you can print text to the console, you can do anything, since y... | 207 |
programmerhumor | okayestuser | idkc65l | <|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The big guy is Steve Wozniak, who coded an entire assembly language interpreter in one weekend. Without an editor. (ie, entering opcodes by hand vi... | 196 |
programmerhumor | blkmmb | wy7uxi | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,053 |
programmerhumor | Normal_Knowledge966 | ilv26ca | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the proper use of brainfuck?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,548 |
programmerhumor | DiamondIceNS | ilv3osm | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the proper use of brainfuck?<|eor|><|sor|>If you stop to take a couple minutes to learn the syntax (there's only 8 symbols; 2 of them are for I/O and thus don't really matter) and go through a few code examples, it's actuall... | 1,071 |
programmerhumor | HolyDuckTurtle | ilv4rji | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With this in mind, I'd love to hear about languages that *don't* fulfill their purpose well and / or are outclassed in their specialty by something else.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 988 |
programmerhumor | Nightshot666 | ilv423h | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What about horrible languages created for fun like pythOwO<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 540 |
programmerhumor | blkmmb | ilv4yrr | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What about horrible languages created for fun like pythOwO<|eor|><|soopr|>I am suwe thewe awe a wot of divewsified use case fow that wanguage.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 501 |
programmerhumor | MokausiLietuviu | ilvh79d | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With this in mind, I'd love to hear about languages that *don't* fulfill their purpose well and / or are outclassed in their specialty by something else.<|eor|><|sor|>>and / or are outclassed in their specialty by something else
Th... | 443 |
programmerhumor | PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz | ilv6mdy | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With this in mind, I'd love to hear about languages that *don't* fulfill their purpose well and / or are outclassed in their specialty by something else.<|eor|><|sor|>>languages that don't fulfill their purpose well
Javascript. It ... | 427 |
programmerhumor | Mooshy_Swags | ilvcimy | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All programming languages ~~are good~~ work when used properly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 402 |
programmerhumor | dpash | ilvchqv | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the proper use of brainfuck?<|eor|><|sor|>If you stop to take a couple minutes to learn the syntax (there's only 8 symbols; 2 of them are for I/O and thus don't really matter) and go through a few code examples, it's actuall... | 380 |
programmerhumor | athonis | ilvcvjx | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the proper use of brainfuck?<|eor|><|sor|>If you stop to take a couple minutes to learn the syntax (there's only 8 symbols; 2 of them are for I/O and thus don't really matter) and go through a few code examples, it's actuall... | 356 |
programmerhumor | PoorCorrelation | ilvsvoc | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With this in mind, I'd love to hear about languages that *don't* fulfill their purpose well and / or are outclassed in their specialty by something else.<|eor|><|sor|>>and / or are outclassed in their specialty by something else
Th... | 261 |
programmerhumor | blkmmb | ilv2mor | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the proper use of brainfuck?<|eor|><|soopr|>It's in the name.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | dckesler | ilvh0ab | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With this in mind, I'd love to hear about languages that *don't* fulfill their purpose well and / or are outclassed in their specialty by something else.<|eor|><|sor|>>languages that don't fulfill their purpose well
Javascript. It ... | 225 |
programmerhumor | MasterFubar | ilvlzy6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the proper use of brainfuck?<|eor|><|sor|>If you stop to take a couple minutes to learn the syntax (there's only 8 symbols; 2 of them are for I/O and thus don't really matter) and go through a few code examples, it's actuall... | 183 |
programmerhumor | aparanoidbw | ilv7bgm | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What about horrible languages created for fun like pythOwO<|eor|><|soopr|>I am suwe thewe awe a wot of divewsified use case fow that wanguage.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Meme language are... _for the memes_
_Memes is life_
_give me memes or ... | 166 |
programmerhumor | talaqen | ilv951c | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If properly means in the right context too. Fuckers throwing blocking I/O languages at I/O wait problems. Or building NLP out of PHP.
Just because you can, doesnt mean you should. Every language has it place. I can open a windo... | 145 |
programmerhumor | Iggyhopper | ilvv6q3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With this in mind, I'd love to hear about languages that *don't* fulfill their purpose well and / or are outclassed in their specialty by something else.<|eor|><|sor|>>languages that don't fulfill their purpose well
Javascript. It ... | 131 |
programmerhumor | PooSham | ilv8f05 | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HTML is a decent markup language for what it does. It's not a programming language though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | blkmmb | ilvcou7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All programming languages ~~are good~~ work when used properly.<|eor|><|soopr|>This comment ~~is good~~ works.
Also, I fail at formatting on mobile.
I am now good.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | dickdemodickmarcinko | 6nyygc | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44,007 |
programmerhumor | JuhaJGam3R | dkdcjqs | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>>What is your password?
Strongest security question ever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,310 |
programmerhumor | powerofm | dkdcyih | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,086 |
programmerhumor | gameboy17 | dkde8tj | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Normally this would become the next trend, but I think you've already pretty much killed it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,941 |
programmerhumor | lets_move_to_voat | dkdf1cx | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>>What is your password?
Strongest security question ever<|eor|><|sor|>but...i was told to never give out my password<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,877 |
programmerhumor | DontBeSpooked-Frank | dkdfqb8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>>What is your password?
Strongest security question ever<|eor|><|sor|>but...i was told to never give out my password<|eor|><|sor|>Don't worry, I'm a Nigerian prince and need it to transfer ... | 1,466 |
programmerhumor | pmmeyourpussyjuice | dkddqj3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,448 |
programmerhumor | sa87 | dkdegll | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Normally this would become the next trend, but I think you've already pretty much killed it.<|eor|><|sor|>If the gif only used the first question then it's likely we have another 2 week volume c... | 872 |
programmerhumor | ntuttle11 | dkddrgs | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.
<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><... | 802 |
programmerhumor | DCENTRLIZEintrnetPLZ | dkdef0l | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Lol I love the colors one. My favorite is exactly #0CR522 not a shade off or I hate it. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 723 |
programmerhumor | KodaDude | dkdbuao | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Is this OC? Either way, +1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 651 |
programmerhumor | Arklur | dkddu35 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.
<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><... | 597 |
programmerhumor | twisted-teaspoon | dkde2hb | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.
<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><... | 573 |
programmerhumor | beck2424 | dkddwe1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.
<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><... | 520 |
programmerhumor | htmlcoderexe | dkdep2w | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Lol I love the colors one. My favorite is exactly #0CR522 not a shade off or I hate it. <|eor|><|sor|>>R<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 504 |
programmerhumor | natched | dkde79y | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.
<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><... | 489 |
programmerhumor | Thingymadohicky | dkdefb4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The breakfast option should ask for an image<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 439 |
programmerhumor | LondonNoodles | dkdfs9z | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>>What is your password?
Strongest security question ever<|eor|><|sor|>I once called Origin because they blocked my account after I had moved countries (and changed IP obviously), and they a... | 435 |
programmerhumor | KappaccinoNation | dkdfes3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Normally this would become the next trend, but I think you've already pretty much killed it.<|eor|><|sor|>If the gif only used the first question then it's likely we have another 2 week volume c... | 410 |
programmerhumor | czp55 | 10uhk2o | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,997 |
programmerhumor | datengeschichten | j7bvx4d | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SQL: I care more about if it can be combined with other snacks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,680 |
programmerhumor | KgxxEQy | j7c9fc9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>VBA: Its a peanut. Have fun figuring out how it works. Also, the moment it stops being one everything burns to the ground.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,329 |
programmerhumor | srone | j7bw59d | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Love the JS answer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,225 |
programmerhumor | Cley_Faye | j7c1bhb | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not used to funny posts in here. Nice work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,202 |
programmerhumor | chisui | j7c8rim | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Haskell: Nuts can be generalized to a Monad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,314 |
programmerhumor | Fireye04 | j7c56bs | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>WHAT JAVA SAID LMAO<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,122 |
programmerhumor | czp55 | j7cwgao | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not used to funny posts in here. Nice work.<|eor|><|sor|>Same, it's good. Make OP do one everyday!<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe OP can save this sub<|eor|><|soopr|>This sounds suspiciously reminiscent of someone trying to ha... | 1,064 |
programmerhumor | Brian_E1971 | j7by42d | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Love the JS answer.<|eor|><|sor|>I can divide by potato and still get a result<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 968 |
programmerhumor | strixus | j7cfhqd | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>VBA: Its a peanut. Have fun figuring out how it works. Also, the moment it stops being one everything burns to the ground.<|eor|><|sor|>Also, all the documentation is about making peanut butter with Excel, with no indi... | 739 |
programmerhumor | pingveno | j7c9d0n | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SQL: I care more about if it can be combined with other snacks<|eor|><|sor|>MOAR `UPPER()`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 681 |
programmerhumor | czp55 | j7cna99 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SQL: I care more about if it can be combined with other snacks<|eor|><|soopr|>I considered adding a SQL answer, but the transaction resulted in `207572 row(s) affected` so I rolled it back. Maybe it'll make it into v3.... | 581 |
programmerhumor | MathsGuy1 | j7c86mn | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>WHAT JAVA SAID LMAO<|eor|><|sor|>C# is just microsoft Java (but also better).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 533 |
programmerhumor | czp55 | j7btytc | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>[v1 for reference](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z2r1c9/programming_legumes/)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 480 |
programmerhumor | ZedTT | j7cyi0u | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not used to funny posts in here. Nice work.<|eor|><|sor|>Same, it's good. Make OP do one everyday!<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe OP can save this sub<|eor|><|soopr|>This sounds suspiciously reminiscent of someone trying to ha... | 463 |
programmerhumor | ThisUserIsAFailure | j7c5e4t | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Love the JS answer.<|eor|><|sor|>I can divide by potato and still get a result<|eor|><|sor|>[object Object]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 441 |
programmerhumor | need_ins_in_to | j7c71tg | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not used to funny posts in here. Nice work.<|eor|><|sor|>Same, it's good. Make OP do one everyday!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 391 |
programmerhumor | AgentPaper0 | j7cvnuk | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I love C++<|eor|><|sor|>I swear half of programmers are afraid of C++ like it's some kind of black magic. The other half has never used it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 378 |
programmerhumor | STAR____STUFF | j7cegts | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Assembly Lang: Fundamentally, it looks like it is made up of the basic molecules which makes it a plants root.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | EpicScizor | j7caivp | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>WHAT JAVA SAID LMAO<|eor|><|sor|>C# is just microsoft Java (but also better).<|eor|><|sor|>Not really.
It might have once been.
But linq, getters/setters, async, culture and asp.net are leagues ahead of java.
Java is... | 343 |
programmerhumor | PityUpvote | j7cqf87 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Haskell: Nuts can be generalized to a Monad.<|eor|><|sor|>Monut<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 306 |
programmerhumor | furgfury | sevrh8 | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,988 |
programmerhumor | karmastarved | hulwx4n | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Male or female?
Yes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,532 |
programmerhumor | segwhat | hulyutb | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must know... WHAT IS THE ONE TRUE GENDER?!?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,606 |
programmerhumor | AKernelPanic | hum3a04 | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must know... WHAT IS THE ONE TRUE GENDER?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>`true`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,688 |
programmerhumor | karmastarved | hulxdvf | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tbh I was born true but nowdays identify myself as false.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,807 |
programmerhumor | JorganPubshire | hum57u5 | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Male or female?
Yes.<|eor|><|sor|>Once worked on a production system where the database had an attribute called isValidOrNot:boolean. That name always makes me chuckle because I think true is the ... | 2,477 |
programmerhumor | Casper_Arg | humq4re | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must know... WHAT IS THE ONE TRUE GENDER?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>`true`<|eor|><|sor|> !false<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,514 |
programmerhumor | TheGreatAnteo | hum2g4d | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah the two genders, true and false.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,450 |
programmerhumor | supercyberlurker | hum12mx | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like how it's not even an enum.. but a boolean.
"Do you have gender? Yes or No?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,318 |
programmerhumor | Eena-Rin | humlqt3 | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No no, your professor is very woke. They don't ask what your gender is, they just ask if you have one. Gender? True/False<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 873 |
programmerhumor | Richard_Dick_Kickam | humcgyx | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must know... WHAT IS THE ONE TRUE GENDER?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>[ object Object ]<|eor|><|sor|>No, thats female<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 872 |
programmerhumor | TheIrishBearcat | hum7t0z | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone just ignoring `getSocialSecurityNumber` is too funny<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 815 |
programmerhumor | Mcwequiesk | humbpry | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must know... WHAT IS THE ONE TRUE GENDER?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>[ object Object ]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 616 |
programmerhumor | jllauser | hum1zyl | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe they are being inclusive. They just want to know whether the person identifies with a gender or not.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 571 |
programmerhumor | dpahoe | hum2yk5 | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tbh I was born true but nowdays identify myself as false.<|eor|><|sor|>Javascript doesnt mind if your true, 1, or j.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 547 |
programmerhumor | Apfelvater | humaau1 | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Male or female?
Yes.<|eor|><|sor|>Once worked on a production system where the database had an attribute called isValidOrNot:boolean. That name always makes me chuckle because I think true is the ... | 537 |
programmerhumor | dhebevvtvt | hulykoc | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tbh I was born true but nowdays identify myself as false.<|eor|><|sor|>I honestly think its all a spectrum. Depending on my mood Im truthy or falsy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 507 |
programmerhumor | jeremyspuds | humfeyr | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must know... WHAT IS THE ONE TRUE GENDER?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>argument out of bounds sound a lot more metal than non-binary<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 467 |
programmerhumor | joten70 | humkyhl | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must know... WHAT IS THE ONE TRUE GENDER?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>You know how a bool is stored as zero or one? I'm thinking
0 = female
1 = male
Why do i think that? Because i'm childish<|eor|>... | 467 |
programmerhumor | ForsakenKoala6795 | hulz2i0 | <|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Male or female?
Yes.<|eor|><|sor|>Field should be
hasDick: boolean<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 438 |
programmerhumor | ndxinroy7 | 11htxbu | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43,968 |
programmerhumor | Sea_Cup_5561 | jav99yo | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I pretty sure whatever civilisation we will encounter, they will have the exact same, perfectly compatible version of doom<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,106 |
programmerhumor | DmMacniel | javps2l | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I pretty sure whatever civilisation we will encounter, they will have the exact same, perfectly compatible version of doom<|eor|><|sor|>of course, because omega brain John Carmack is the creator of the singularity and als... | 1,160 |
programmerhumor | starlulz | javghz8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Computer Engineer: *I've connected my 1990s Macbook to it and given it a computer virus*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,003 |
programmerhumor | caskey | jav6d8t | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything runs doom. Even digital cameras.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 924 |
programmerhumor | butchkid1 | javk4y2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If it can play audio, you play never gonna give you up.
If it has a display, you play bad apple.
And if it can execute code, YOU RUN DOOM<|eor|><|sor|>But if it plays audio and video together, then you gotta play the [Ga... | 654 |
programmerhumor | EDEADLINK | jav6fwf | <|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Quite an achievement if you think about it.
Because there is no way they use IEEE 754 floats.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
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