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programmerhumor
Suspicious-Engineer7
idk4tv7
<|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>[Heres a video for those interested in learning about this Assembly demigod further. Forewarning: some of the later part is pretty remedial programming info.](https://youtu.be/expgMekxlvU) and [here is Chris living his best life riding coasters these days.](https://youtu.be/UU73g72NTHc)<|eoopr|><|sor|>Dude is down bad for coasters<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
589
programmerhumor
ten_tons_of_light
idk8nsk
<|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Chris Sawyer is objectively one of the best programmers in the world just for this feat Btw anyone know what he been up to? I know he made about ~40 mil from licensing+ atari lawsuit back in the day, I'm guessing he's enjoying retirement to this day. He basically disappeared since<|eor|><|soopr|>[He mostly uses the licensing money from Atari to travel the world visiting theme parks.](https://youtu.be/UU73g72NTHc) His count of ridden coasters is 700+. Someone in this thread may have ridden one with him and not even know.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
589
programmerhumor
Hidesuru
idkulps
<|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>multiplying numbers? that's easy. try printing text to the console.<|eor|><|sor|>If you can print text to the console, you can do anything, since you could print text out telling the computer to run another program made using a less obtuse method of coding!<|eor|><|sor|>ALL code comes down to machine code in the end, and assembly is just that with mnemonics... So I don't know if I'd call it obtuse per se... But that being said I can not for the freaking life of me imagine why you'd code an entire game in it! Edit: y'all can stop explaining the differences between assembly and a compiled language, or how slow CPUs were back then. Im old enough to have been gaming on an old 286 processor (no, that doesn't make me ancient, but I'm not 12 either). My point was MERELY to express my understanding of the magnitude of the task with appreciation for his ability. I may have worded it badly but it's not like I'm saying "lol how dumb was that guy?" or something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
542
programmerhumor
kinuipanui123
idk3k29
<|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Chris Sawyer is objectively one of the best programmers in the world just for this feat Btw anyone know what he been up to? I know he made about ~40 mil from licensing+ atari lawsuit back in the day, I'm guessing he's enjoying retirement to this day. He basically disappeared since<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
499
programmerhumor
JetScootr
idk2ygu
<|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The big guy is Steve Wozniak, who coded an entire assembly language interpreter in one weekend. Without an editor. (ie, entering opcodes by hand via hex keypad) for the original Apple computer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
478
programmerhumor
itsbett
idkcnmc
<|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember using assembly in my Computer Architecture class and after I was done with the semester project I was so relieved to never have to use it again. I also remember our TA tried to have us build a binary search tree in assembly as our final project but all of us emailed him like Are you outside your damn mind<|eor|><|sor|>A part of me really enjoyed assembly. I enjoyed making dinky programs and how it helped me understand old computers and how old games worked. But the biggest part of me is glad I never have to use it again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
350
programmerhumor
Apart-Masterpiece-40
idkw8k4
<|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>multiplying numbers? that's easy. try printing text to the console.<|eor|><|sor|>If you can print text to the console, you can do anything, since you could print text out telling the computer to run another program made using a less obtuse method of coding!<|eor|><|sor|>ALL code comes down to machine code in the end, and assembly is just that with mnemonics... So I don't know if I'd call it obtuse per se... But that being said I can not for the freaking life of me imagine why you'd code an entire game in it! Edit: y'all can stop explaining the differences between assembly and a compiled language, or how slow CPUs were back then. Im old enough to have been gaming on an old 286 processor (no, that doesn't make me ancient, but I'm not 12 either). My point was MERELY to express my understanding of the magnitude of the task with appreciation for his ability. I may have worded it badly but it's not like I'm saying "lol how dumb was that guy?" or something.<|eor|><|sor|>It was the 90s dude. Space and CPU limitations meant you couldnt code on top of 1,000 layers of abstraction like we can today.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
331
programmerhumor
ten_tons_of_light
idk7ml9
<|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Started writing business applications in mainframe assembly in the early 80s. First project was writing a stock distribution system. Lots of numbers to multiply..<|eor|><|soopr|>Oof. Youre a trailblazer in your own right<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
316
programmerhumor
xibme
idkdwyo
<|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember using assembly in my Computer Architecture class and after I was done with the semester project I was so relieved to never have to use it again. I also remember our TA tried to have us build a binary search tree in assembly as our final project but all of us emailed him like Are you outside your damn mind<|eor|><|soopr|>Same. Meanwhile Chris Sawyer was doing this at age 30. Madness<|eoopr|><|sor|>And for multiple games. I have a very fond memory of Transport Tycoon Deluxe in particular.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
316
programmerhumor
ten_tons_of_light
idk50rr
<|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>[Heres a video for those interested in learning about this Assembly demigod further. Forewarning: some of the later part is pretty remedial programming info.](https://youtu.be/expgMekxlvU) and [here is Chris living his best life riding coasters these days.](https://youtu.be/UU73g72NTHc)<|eoopr|><|sor|>Dude is down bad for coasters<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah, his pure enthusiasm is infectious<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
306
programmerhumor
KitchenerLeslee
idkyall
<|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>multiplying numbers? that's easy. try printing text to the console.<|eor|><|sor|>If you can print text to the console, you can do anything, since you could print text out telling the computer to run another program made using a less obtuse method of coding!<|eor|><|sor|>ALL code comes down to machine code in the end, and assembly is just that with mnemonics... So I don't know if I'd call it obtuse per se... But that being said I can not for the freaking life of me imagine why you'd code an entire game in it! Edit: y'all can stop explaining the differences between assembly and a compiled language, or how slow CPUs were back then. Im old enough to have been gaming on an old 286 processor (no, that doesn't make me ancient, but I'm not 12 either). My point was MERELY to express my understanding of the magnitude of the task with appreciation for his ability. I may have worded it badly but it's not like I'm saying "lol how dumb was that guy?" or something.<|eor|><|sor|>It was the 90s dude. Space and CPU limitations meant you couldnt code on top of 1,000 layers of abstraction like we can today.<|eor|><|sor|>We live in glass skyscrapers lol<|eor|><|sor|>Weinberg's Law: "If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
261
programmerhumor
ICanBeKinder
idkx552
<|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>multiplying numbers? that's easy. try printing text to the console.<|eor|><|sor|>If you can print text to the console, you can do anything, since you could print text out telling the computer to run another program made using a less obtuse method of coding!<|eor|><|sor|>ALL code comes down to machine code in the end, and assembly is just that with mnemonics... So I don't know if I'd call it obtuse per se... But that being said I can not for the freaking life of me imagine why you'd code an entire game in it! Edit: y'all can stop explaining the differences between assembly and a compiled language, or how slow CPUs were back then. Im old enough to have been gaming on an old 286 processor (no, that doesn't make me ancient, but I'm not 12 either). My point was MERELY to express my understanding of the magnitude of the task with appreciation for his ability. I may have worded it badly but it's not like I'm saying "lol how dumb was that guy?" or something.<|eor|><|sor|>It was the 90s dude. Space and CPU limitations meant you couldnt code on top of 1,000 layers of abstraction like we can today.<|eor|><|sor|>We live in glass skyscrapers lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
207
programmerhumor
okayestuser
idkc65l
<|sols|><|sot|>My man seriously fit advanced theme park physics on a 1990s game disc and it kind of freaks me out<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/s973BpL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The big guy is Steve Wozniak, who coded an entire assembly language interpreter in one weekend. Without an editor. (ie, entering opcodes by hand via hex keypad) for the original Apple computer.<|eor|><|sor|>If Chris Sawyer is a demigod, then Steve Wozniak is an Elder God.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
196
programmerhumor
blkmmb
wy7uxi
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
44,053
programmerhumor
Normal_Knowledge966
ilv26ca
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the proper use of brainfuck?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,548
programmerhumor
DiamondIceNS
ilv3osm
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the proper use of brainfuck?<|eor|><|sor|>If you stop to take a couple minutes to learn the syntax (there's only 8 symbols; 2 of them are for I/O and thus don't really matter) and go through a few code examples, it's actually a pretty enlightening implementation of a barebones Turing machine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,071
programmerhumor
HolyDuckTurtle
ilv4rji
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With this in mind, I'd love to hear about languages that *don't* fulfill their purpose well and / or are outclassed in their specialty by something else.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
988
programmerhumor
Nightshot666
ilv423h
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What about horrible languages created for fun like pythOwO<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
540
programmerhumor
blkmmb
ilv4yrr
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What about horrible languages created for fun like pythOwO<|eor|><|soopr|>I am suwe thewe awe a wot of divewsified use case fow that wanguage.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
501
programmerhumor
MokausiLietuviu
ilvh79d
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With this in mind, I'd love to hear about languages that *don't* fulfill their purpose well and / or are outclassed in their specialty by something else.<|eor|><|sor|>>and / or are outclassed in their specialty by something else There are a whole load of languages rarely used simply because of this. I think a good example that's still going is Ada, but I specialise in old, rarely used ALGOL based languages. They were simply an iterative step onto better languages.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
443
programmerhumor
PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz
ilv6mdy
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With this in mind, I'd love to hear about languages that *don't* fulfill their purpose well and / or are outclassed in their specialty by something else.<|eor|><|sor|>>languages that don't fulfill their purpose well Javascript. It was never intended to be so widely used, yet here we are.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
427
programmerhumor
Mooshy_Swags
ilvcimy
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All programming languages ~~are good~~ work when used properly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
402
programmerhumor
dpash
ilvchqv
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the proper use of brainfuck?<|eor|><|sor|>If you stop to take a couple minutes to learn the syntax (there's only 8 symbols; 2 of them are for I/O and thus don't really matter) and go through a few code examples, it's actually a pretty enlightening implementation of a barebones Turing machine.<|eor|><|sor|>What's fun is that whitespace is effectively just an encoded version of brainfuck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
380
programmerhumor
athonis
ilvcvjx
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the proper use of brainfuck?<|eor|><|sor|>If you stop to take a couple minutes to learn the syntax (there's only 8 symbols; 2 of them are for I/O and thus don't really matter) and go through a few code examples, it's actually a pretty enlightening implementation of a barebones Turing machine.<|eor|><|sor|>What's fun is that whitespace is effectively just an encoded version of brainfuck.<|eor|><|sor|>Ok, so I was like... ? And then it hit me that there is a programming language called Whitespace<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
356
programmerhumor
PoorCorrelation
ilvsvoc
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With this in mind, I'd love to hear about languages that *don't* fulfill their purpose well and / or are outclassed in their specialty by something else.<|eor|><|sor|>>and / or are outclassed in their specialty by something else There are a whole load of languages rarely used simply because of this. I think a good example that's still going is Ada, but I specialise in old, rarely used ALGOL based languages. They were simply an iterative step onto better languages.<|eor|><|sor|>Their purpose is if you end up time traveling back to the 80s and need a job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
261
programmerhumor
blkmmb
ilv2mor
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the proper use of brainfuck?<|eor|><|soopr|>It's in the name.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
242
programmerhumor
dckesler
ilvh0ab
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With this in mind, I'd love to hear about languages that *don't* fulfill their purpose well and / or are outclassed in their specialty by something else.<|eor|><|sor|>>languages that don't fulfill their purpose well Javascript. It was never intended to be so widely used, yet here we are.<|eor|><|sor|>You mean the giant legacy apis of the forever backwards compatible DOM might not be helpful to *checks GitHub* every imaginable environment ever?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
225
programmerhumor
MasterFubar
ilvlzy6
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the proper use of brainfuck?<|eor|><|sor|>If you stop to take a couple minutes to learn the syntax (there's only 8 symbols; 2 of them are for I/O and thus don't really matter) and go through a few code examples, it's actually a pretty enlightening implementation of a barebones Turing machine.<|eor|><|sor|>What's fun is that whitespace is effectively just an encoded version of brainfuck.<|eor|><|sor|>Ok, so I was like... ? And then it hit me that there is a programming language called Whitespace<|eor|><|sor|>> there is a programming language called Whitespace All my Python programs are actually secret Whitespace code. The Python code is only camouflage to hide the real program.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
183
programmerhumor
aparanoidbw
ilv7bgm
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What about horrible languages created for fun like pythOwO<|eor|><|soopr|>I am suwe thewe awe a wot of divewsified use case fow that wanguage.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Meme language are... _for the memes_ _Memes is life_ _give me memes or give me death!_ - Patrick Henry if memes were big in the 1700's Like that person that did a C++ program and #define everything as a unicode emoji. Physically useless and literallly impossible to maintain but quite hilarious.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
166
programmerhumor
talaqen
ilv951c
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If properly means in the right context too. Fuckers throwing blocking I/O languages at I/O wait problems. Or building NLP out of PHP. Just because you can, doesnt mean you should. Every language has it place. I can open a window with a hammer, doesnt mean I should. EDIT: I was the stupid ass who built an NLP engine in PHP. Dont be me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
145
programmerhumor
Iggyhopper
ilvv6q3
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With this in mind, I'd love to hear about languages that *don't* fulfill their purpose well and / or are outclassed in their specialty by something else.<|eor|><|sor|>>languages that don't fulfill their purpose well Javascript. It was never intended to be so widely used, yet here we are.<|eor|><|sor|>You mean the giant legacy apis of the forever backwards compatible DOM might not be helpful to *checks GitHub* every imaginable environment ever?<|eor|><|sor|>Lets support a language where some Apis exist in some browsers and some don't in others: *ok that's like C on win32 vs linux.* Ok how about 4 browsers with different Apis. *That's... uh... alrighty then* Ok what about the same Apis return different values: *what the fuck are you smoking* It seems like this language is becoming... more popular? *Just kill me now.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
131
programmerhumor
PooSham
ilv8f05
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HTML is a decent markup language for what it does. It's not a programming language though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
125
programmerhumor
blkmmb
ilvcou7
<|sols|><|sot|>Even HTML.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lixgcosw1k91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All programming languages ~~are good~~ work when used properly.<|eor|><|soopr|>This comment ~~is good~~ works. Also, I fail at formatting on mobile. I am now good.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
120
programmerhumor
dickdemodickmarcinko
6nyygc
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
44,007
programmerhumor
JuhaJGam3R
dkdcjqs
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>>What is your password? Strongest security question ever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8,310
programmerhumor
powerofm
dkdcyih
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,086
programmerhumor
gameboy17
dkde8tj
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Normally this would become the next trend, but I think you've already pretty much killed it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,941
programmerhumor
lets_move_to_voat
dkdf1cx
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>>What is your password? Strongest security question ever<|eor|><|sor|>but...i was told to never give out my password<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,877
programmerhumor
DontBeSpooked-Frank
dkdfqb8
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>>What is your password? Strongest security question ever<|eor|><|sor|>but...i was told to never give out my password<|eor|><|sor|>Don't worry, I'm a Nigerian prince and need it to transfer all this money to your account.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,466
programmerhumor
pmmeyourpussyjuice
dkddqj3
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,448
programmerhumor
sa87
dkdegll
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Normally this would become the next trend, but I think you've already pretty much killed it.<|eor|><|sor|>If the gif only used the first question then it's likely we have another 2 week volume control style run. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
872
programmerhumor
ntuttle11
dkddrgs
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion. <|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
802
programmerhumor
DCENTRLIZEintrnetPLZ
dkdef0l
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Lol I love the colors one. My favorite is exactly #0CR522 not a shade off or I hate it. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
723
programmerhumor
KodaDude
dkdbuao
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Is this OC? Either way, +1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
651
programmerhumor
Arklur
dkddu35
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion. <|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
597
programmerhumor
twisted-teaspoon
dkde2hb
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion. <|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion. <|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion. <|eor|><|sor|>RecursionError: maximum recursion depth exceeded<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
573
programmerhumor
beck2424
dkddwe1
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion. <|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion. <|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
520
programmerhumor
htmlcoderexe
dkdep2w
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Lol I love the colors one. My favorite is exactly #0CR522 not a shade off or I hate it. <|eor|><|sor|>>R<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
504
programmerhumor
natched
dkde79y
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion. <|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion. <|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>I was expecting that last option to allow recursion. <|eor|><|sor|>RecursionError: maximum recursion depth exceeded<|eor|><|sor|>Error: Stack Overflow. Please look up how to deal with this error on Stack Overflow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
489
programmerhumor
Thingymadohicky
dkdefb4
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The breakfast option should ask for an image<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
439
programmerhumor
LondonNoodles
dkdfs9z
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>>What is your password? Strongest security question ever<|eor|><|sor|>I once called Origin because they blocked my account after I had moved countries (and changed IP obviously), and they asked me the answer to my security question. I said I had no idea what the security question was, I had created the account years ago. The guy on the phone said "The question is : what's your credit card number?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
435
programmerhumor
KappaccinoNation
dkdfes3
<|sols|><|sot|>Who needs passwords when you have security questions?<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/NSmFQgg.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Normally this would become the next trend, but I think you've already pretty much killed it.<|eor|><|sor|>If the gif only used the first question then it's likely we have another 2 week volume control style run. <|eor|><|sor|>OP took our jobs! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
410
programmerhumor
czp55
10uhk2o
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43,997
programmerhumor
datengeschichten
j7bvx4d
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SQL: I care more about if it can be combined with other snacks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,680
programmerhumor
KgxxEQy
j7c9fc9
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>VBA: Its a peanut. Have fun figuring out how it works. Also, the moment it stops being one everything burns to the ground.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,329
programmerhumor
srone
j7bw59d
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Love the JS answer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,225
programmerhumor
Cley_Faye
j7c1bhb
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not used to funny posts in here. Nice work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,202
programmerhumor
chisui
j7c8rim
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Haskell: Nuts can be generalized to a Monad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,314
programmerhumor
Fireye04
j7c56bs
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>WHAT JAVA SAID LMAO<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,122
programmerhumor
czp55
j7cwgao
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not used to funny posts in here. Nice work.<|eor|><|sor|>Same, it's good. Make OP do one everyday!<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe OP can save this sub<|eor|><|soopr|>This sounds suspiciously reminiscent of someone trying to hand me ownership of their legacy codebase because I happened to provide one decent PR.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,064
programmerhumor
Brian_E1971
j7by42d
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Love the JS answer.<|eor|><|sor|>I can divide by potato and still get a result<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
968
programmerhumor
strixus
j7cfhqd
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>VBA: Its a peanut. Have fun figuring out how it works. Also, the moment it stops being one everything burns to the ground.<|eor|><|sor|>Also, all the documentation is about making peanut butter with Excel, with no indication of if this is a nut or not.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
739
programmerhumor
pingveno
j7c9d0n
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SQL: I care more about if it can be combined with other snacks<|eor|><|sor|>MOAR `UPPER()`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
681
programmerhumor
czp55
j7cna99
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SQL: I care more about if it can be combined with other snacks<|eor|><|soopr|>I considered adding a SQL answer, but the transaction resulted in `207572 row(s) affected` so I rolled it back. Maybe it'll make it into v3.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
581
programmerhumor
MathsGuy1
j7c86mn
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>WHAT JAVA SAID LMAO<|eor|><|sor|>C# is just microsoft Java (but also better).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
533
programmerhumor
czp55
j7btytc
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>[v1 for reference](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z2r1c9/programming_legumes/)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
480
programmerhumor
ZedTT
j7cyi0u
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not used to funny posts in here. Nice work.<|eor|><|sor|>Same, it's good. Make OP do one everyday!<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe OP can save this sub<|eor|><|soopr|>This sounds suspiciously reminiscent of someone trying to hand me ownership of their legacy codebase because I happened to provide one decent PR.<|eoopr|><|sor|>See? Actual programmer humor ^ If I see another nonsensical backend/frontend meme I'm gonna die This is your responsibility now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
463
programmerhumor
ThisUserIsAFailure
j7c5e4t
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Love the JS answer.<|eor|><|sor|>I can divide by potato and still get a result<|eor|><|sor|>[object Object]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
441
programmerhumor
need_ins_in_to
j7c71tg
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not used to funny posts in here. Nice work.<|eor|><|sor|>Same, it's good. Make OP do one everyday!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
391
programmerhumor
AgentPaper0
j7cvnuk
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I love C++<|eor|><|sor|>I swear half of programmers are afraid of C++ like it's some kind of black magic. The other half has never used it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
378
programmerhumor
STAR____STUFF
j7cegts
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Assembly Lang: Fundamentally, it looks like it is made up of the basic molecules which makes it a plants root.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
358
programmerhumor
EpicScizor
j7caivp
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>WHAT JAVA SAID LMAO<|eor|><|sor|>C# is just microsoft Java (but also better).<|eor|><|sor|>Not really. It might have once been. But linq, getters/setters, async, culture and asp.net are leagues ahead of java. Java is all about creating extremely verbose business logic and maximizing useless name length. C# is also about business logic but much more efficient and nice code.<|eor|><|sor|>>But linq, getters/setters, async, culture and asp.net are leagues ahead of java. He already said it was Java but better<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
343
programmerhumor
PityUpvote
j7cqf87
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming Legumes v2.0<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o9exmbw1kega1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Haskell: Nuts can be generalized to a Monad.<|eor|><|sor|>Monut<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
306
programmerhumor
furgfury
sevrh8
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43,988
programmerhumor
karmastarved
hulwx4n
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Male or female? Yes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7,532
programmerhumor
segwhat
hulyutb
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must know... WHAT IS THE ONE TRUE GENDER?!?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6,606
programmerhumor
AKernelPanic
hum3a04
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must know... WHAT IS THE ONE TRUE GENDER?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>`true`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,688
programmerhumor
karmastarved
hulxdvf
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tbh I was born true but nowdays identify myself as false.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,807
programmerhumor
JorganPubshire
hum57u5
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Male or female? Yes.<|eor|><|sor|>Once worked on a production system where the database had an attribute called isValidOrNot:boolean. That name always makes me chuckle because I think true is the only acceptable value<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,477
programmerhumor
Casper_Arg
humq4re
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must know... WHAT IS THE ONE TRUE GENDER?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>`true`<|eor|><|sor|> !false<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,514
programmerhumor
TheGreatAnteo
hum2g4d
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah the two genders, true and false.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,450
programmerhumor
supercyberlurker
hum12mx
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like how it's not even an enum.. but a boolean. "Do you have gender? Yes or No?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,318
programmerhumor
Eena-Rin
humlqt3
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No no, your professor is very woke. They don't ask what your gender is, they just ask if you have one. Gender? True/False<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
873
programmerhumor
Richard_Dick_Kickam
humcgyx
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must know... WHAT IS THE ONE TRUE GENDER?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>[ object Object ]<|eor|><|sor|>No, thats female<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
872
programmerhumor
TheIrishBearcat
hum7t0z
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone just ignoring `getSocialSecurityNumber` is too funny<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
815
programmerhumor
Mcwequiesk
humbpry
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must know... WHAT IS THE ONE TRUE GENDER?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>[ object Object ]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
616
programmerhumor
jllauser
hum1zyl
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe they are being inclusive. They just want to know whether the person identifies with a gender or not.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
571
programmerhumor
dpahoe
hum2yk5
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tbh I was born true but nowdays identify myself as false.<|eor|><|sor|>Javascript doesnt mind if your true, 1, or j.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
547
programmerhumor
Apfelvater
humaau1
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Male or female? Yes.<|eor|><|sor|>Once worked on a production system where the database had an attribute called isValidOrNot:boolean. That name always makes me chuckle because I think true is the only acceptable value<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe it's a Schroedingers Boolean<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
537
programmerhumor
dhebevvtvt
hulykoc
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tbh I was born true but nowdays identify myself as false.<|eor|><|sor|>I honestly think its all a spectrum. Depending on my mood Im truthy or falsy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
507
programmerhumor
jeremyspuds
humfeyr
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must know... WHAT IS THE ONE TRUE GENDER?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>argument out of bounds sound a lot more metal than non-binary<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
467
programmerhumor
joten70
humkyhl
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must know... WHAT IS THE ONE TRUE GENDER?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>You know how a bool is stored as zero or one? I'm thinking 0 = female 1 = male Why do i think that? Because i'm childish<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
467
programmerhumor
ForsakenKoala6795
hulz2i0
<|sols|><|sot|>damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4tfvkds3qge81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Male or female? Yes.<|eor|><|sor|>Field should be hasDick: boolean<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
438
programmerhumor
ndxinroy7
11htxbu
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43,968
programmerhumor
Sea_Cup_5561
jav99yo
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I pretty sure whatever civilisation we will encounter, they will have the exact same, perfectly compatible version of doom<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,106
programmerhumor
DmMacniel
javps2l
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I pretty sure whatever civilisation we will encounter, they will have the exact same, perfectly compatible version of doom<|eor|><|sor|>of course, because omega brain John Carmack is the creator of the singularity and also the big bang.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,160
programmerhumor
starlulz
javghz8
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Computer Engineer: *I've connected my 1990s Macbook to it and given it a computer virus*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,003
programmerhumor
caskey
jav6d8t
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything runs doom. Even digital cameras.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
924
programmerhumor
butchkid1
javk4y2
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If it can play audio, you play never gonna give you up. If it has a display, you play bad apple. And if it can execute code, YOU RUN DOOM<|eor|><|sor|>But if it plays audio and video together, then you gotta play the [Gandalf Jam](https://youtu.be/G1IbRujko-A), multiple screens if possible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
654
programmerhumor
EDEADLINK
jav6fwf
<|sols|><|sot|>Doom runs everywhere<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/09hto6yl3qla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Quite an achievement if you think about it. Because there is no way they use IEEE 754 floats.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
474