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programmerhumor | VonNeumannsProbe | id2j0fc | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe I read it the last time I installed this.<|eor|><|sor|>We've updated our privacy policy.<|eor|><|sor|>I feel like those statements need the following in parenthesis:
(Good fucking luck figuring out what the updates w... | 1,658 |
programmerhumor | vlsdo | id2dvht | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe the problem is that there are 1208 fucking lines, and not that people can't read that fast.<|eor|><|sor|>easier to win a fight with the user than with the legal department<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,386 |
programmerhumor | MintyMissterious | id2crja | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Terms of Service; Didn't Read [https://tosdr.org](https://tosdr.org)
Applies to websites, but still.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,100 |
programmerhumor | chemicalimajx | id2jvmr | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe I read it the last time I installed this.<|eor|><|sor|>We've updated our privacy policy.<|eor|><|sor|>I feel like those statements need the following in parenthesis:
(Good fucking luck figuring out what the updates w... | 741 |
programmerhumor | UrBreathtakinn | id268uj | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fuck you and I'll be back in 20 minutes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 588 |
programmerhumor | marcosdumay | id2n2k5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Very well, I'll just use another program.<|eor|><|sor|>Programming Innovation 100
Sale Skills 0.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The term change every week, like any modern software.<|eor|><|eols... | 561 |
programmerhumor | Cossack-HD | id2c35v | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Very well, I'll just use another program.<|eor|><|sor|>Plot twist: the timer counts only when the installer window is in focus<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 533 |
programmerhumor | www_other_guy | id29pyh | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fuck you and I'll be back in 20 minutes<|eor|><|sor|>Just you know, there would be multiple choice questionnaire after the 20 minutes to check if you read it. If you didn't pass, the timer will set for 40 minutes. 40 minute... | 447 |
programmerhumor | Hikari_Owari | id2d7za | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Very well, I'll just use another program.<|eor|><|sor|>Plot twist: the timer counts only when the installer window is in focus<|eor|><|sor|>Plot plot twist: A captcha shows up every 3 minutes and reloads the page if not ful... | 371 |
programmerhumor | dablecen | id2avyb | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On next screen after, that 20 minutes, should be exam checking knowledge from the previous stage. If you no pass on reasonable level, the installer should exit immediatelly!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | NicNoletree | id27rqd | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder how many times QA had to test this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | jschall2 | id2deu4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Twist: after you click "install," the EULA disappears and a 20-question quiz pops up. If you get one question wrong, it sends you back and the 20 minute delay starts over.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | justV_2077 | id2jhaj | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe the problem is that there are 1208 fucking lines, and not that people can't read that fast.<|eor|><|sor|>easier to win a fight with the user than with the legal department<|eor|><|sor|>True, but you won't need to figh... | 329 |
programmerhumor | isUsername | 123szjn | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67,315 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | jdwhork | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>Its got a DCMA take down now, so its been reclosed, at least Reddit had the decency to archive their old repo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,397 |
programmerhumor | Neil-64 | jdwv5pd | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>>It was unclear how long the leaked code had been online, but it **appeared to have been public for at least several months**.
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/26/technology/twitter-source-code-leak.... | 5,830 |
programmerhumor | Shadowphyre98 | jdwmaju | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>Its got a DCMA take down now, so its been reclosed, at least Reddit had the decency to archive their old repo<|eor|><|sor|>I wonder if anybody downloaded it in time<|eor|><|sor|>For sure. They will p... | 2,987 |
programmerhumor | Techgamer687 | jdwloz3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>Its got a DCMA take down now, so its been reclosed, at least Reddit had the decency to archive their old repo<|eor|><|sor|>I wonder if anybody downloaded it in time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,577 |
programmerhumor | Loupax | jdwzd5x | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>I doubt code is the hardest part of maintaining Twitter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,166 |
programmerhumor | MrFedoraPost | jdwo2un | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>Seems like Elon clicked Share instead of Buy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,776 |
programmerhumor | Cley_Faye | jdx6oqo | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>I doubt code is the hardest part of maintaining Twitter.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, that's the thing a lot of non-tech savvy people don't get. Building something similar to twitter is not \*that\* hard, code... | 1,736 |
programmerhumor | balazs_kis | jdwxx0p | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine paying for a company instead of cloning it from GitHub, lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,650 |
programmerhumor | OtHanski | jdweaes | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>Damn, I wonder how could there be a programmer who'd be pissed at Twitter and who might have the ability to access source code. I guess we'll never know.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,614 |
programmerhumor | coolraiman2 | jdwue9c | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can't wait to print the source code and review it with my friends<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,435 |
programmerhumor | Cley_Faye | jdx6e7t | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>>It was unclear how long the leaked code had been online, but it **appeared to have been public for at least several months**.
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/26/technology/twitter-source-code-leak.... | 1,419 |
programmerhumor | disappointed_moose | jdxb1cj | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>I doubt code is the hardest part of maintaining Twitter.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, that's the thing a lot of non-tech savvy people don't get. Building something similar to twitter is not \*that\* hard, code... | 1,218 |
programmerhumor | alexwan12 | jdwfyzt | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well Musk promised to open source Twitter algorithm by March. So here you go. /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,199 |
programmerhumor | Techgamer687 | jdwmdfv | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>Its got a DCMA take down now, so its been reclosed, at least Reddit had the decency to archive their old repo<|eor|><|sor|>I wonder if anybody downloaded it in time<|eor|><|sor|>For sure. They will p... | 1,026 |
programmerhumor | The-Fox-Says | jdx1jsb | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>Its got a DCMA take down now, so its been reclosed, at least Reddit had the decency to archive their old repo<|eor|><|sor|>I wonder if anybody downloaded it in time<|eor|><|sor|>For sure. They will p... | 963 |
programmerhumor | NatasEvoli | jdxltdy | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>>It was unclear how long the leaked code had been online, but it **appeared to have been public for at least several months**.
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/26/technology/twitter-source-code-leak.... | 706 |
programmerhumor | lennart_the_first | jdwoe3e | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>Its got a DCMA take down now, so its been reclosed, at least Reddit had the decency to archive their old repo<|eor|><|sor|>Elon would probably be very pissed if someone posted something along the lin... | 519 |
programmerhumor | Negative-Manner-6978 | jdwmuw0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist, Elon released the code to allow open source improvements he doesn't have to pay for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 468 |
programmerhumor | Dr_Carlin | jdxbkb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Twitter's source code has been leaked on GitHub<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/rxUv3cf.png<|eol|><|sor|>I doubt code is the hardest part of maintaining Twitter.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, that's the thing a lot of non-tech savvy people don't get. Building something similar to twitter is not \*that\* hard, code... | 468 |
programmerhumor | WTFawkDude | gz26jh | <|sols|><|sot|>Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67,060 |
programmerhumor | PilsburyKush | ftdxi1e | <|sols|><|sot|>Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: *writing code Im not sure of
Me: *commenting out that line
IDE: Bitch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,057 |
programmerhumor | Grana96 | ftdqmah | <|sols|><|sot|>Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Replace the IDE with me and you will get Intellisense<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,041 |
programmerhumor | WTFawkDude | ftdt27u | <|sols|><|sot|>Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Replace the IDE with me and you will get Intellisense<|eor|><|soopr|>> // TODO: You.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,185 |
programmerhumor | TeteTranchee | fte0xjn | <|sols|><|sot|>Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just like when you create a new method and it goes really mad telling you that this method MUST return something and it's NOT doing it. Like, calm down dude, I'm aware, I didn't even f... | 1,002 |
programmerhumor | PrettyFlyForAFatGuy | ftdyunx | <|sols|><|sot|>Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like calling methods before I've declared them. IDE hates that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 866 |
programmerhumor | kompot420 | ftdyrke | <|sols|><|sot|>Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: *writing code Im not sure of
Me: *commenting out that line
IDE: Bitch.<|eor|><|sor|>When i code, half of what i write is code. The other half is also code but commented<|eor|><|e... | 842 |
programmerhumor | xTheMaster99x | fte5kek | <|sols|><|sot|>Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just like when you create a new method and it goes really mad telling you that this method MUST return something and it's NOT doing it. Like, calm down dude, I'm aware, I didn't even f... | 783 |
programmerhumor | TheSpiffySpaceman | ftegyzs | <|sols|><|sot|>Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just like when you create a new method and it goes really mad telling you that this method MUST return something and it's NOT doing it. Like, calm down dude, I'm aware, I didn't even f... | 641 |
programmerhumor | o_opc | ftdyfon | <|sols|><|sot|>Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: sy-
IDE: That's gonna be a no from me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 614 |
programmerhumor | KanterBama | fte0b5c | <|sols|><|sot|>Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: *writing code Im not sure of
Me: *commenting out that line
IDE: Bitch.<|eor|><|sor|>When i code, half of what i write is code. The other half is also code but commented<|eor|><|s... | 536 |
programmerhumor | MatzStatz | fte0fep | <|sols|><|sot|>Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Replace the IDE with me and you will get Intellisense<|eor|><|soopr|>> // TODO: You.<|eoopr|><|sor|>( )<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 514 |
programmerhumor | WTFawkDude | ftdyy5a | <|sols|><|sot|>Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me writting in vim without syntax plugin: you have no power here.<|eor|><|soopr|>Modern problems require ancient solutions<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 509 |
programmerhumor | Flyberius | fte6n10 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: *writing code Im not sure of
Me: *commenting out that line
IDE: Bitch.<|eor|><|sor|>When i code, half of what i write is code. The other half is also code but commented<|eor|><|s... | 227 |
programmerhumor | wpm | ftehntp | <|sols|><|sot|>Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just like when you create a new method and it goes really mad telling you that this method MUST return something and it's NOT doing it. Like, calm down dude, I'm aware, I didn't even f... | 216 |
programmerhumor | valkon_gr | fte1a1y | <|sols|><|sot|>Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think the opposite is the truth.
**starts typing code**
Yeah you probably want that
**continues typing**
Hm, well maybe that..
**continues typing**
Uhm, yeah you can use that..... | 184 |
programmerhumor | BleLLL | fte4h3d | <|sols|><|sot|>Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like calling methods before I've declared them. IDE hates that<|eor|><|sor|>But it also offers to make it for you!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | MrStupid_PhD | fteabnh | <|sols|><|sot|>Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/d7oJuUd.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Replace the IDE with me and you will get Intellisense<|eor|><|soopr|>> // TODO: You.<|eoopr|><|sor|>( )<|eor|><|sor|> ''\\= ( ) =//
WARNING THE CURRENCY PIPE HAS CHANGED IN ma... | 151 |
programmerhumor | Hell_User | 12hl37d | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66,859 |
programmerhumor | Adityamk | jfpadu9 | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh my fucking god...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11,172 |
programmerhumor | Business_Bee_7340 | jfpc7kr | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>r/anarchychess truly is leaking everywhere<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,222 |
programmerhumor | CozyTheTeddyBear | jfpck1a | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Are you YandereDev by any chance?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,046 |
programmerhumor | MaxMakesGames | jfpcyuq | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>While you're at it, you can make an amazing AI by coding the best reaction move for each player move !<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,339 |
programmerhumor | BestNick118 | jfpc4or | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>did you code en passant<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,554 |
programmerhumor | highland-spaceman | jfpbl3o | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh my fucking god...<|eor|><|sor|>I died inside fucking wow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,365 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | jfpgzmo | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I see you get paid per hour<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,919 |
programmerhumor | rtakehara | jfpgq0l | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>r/anarchychess truly is leaking everywhere<|eor|><|sor|>the "anarchy" part makes it hard to contain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,027 |
programmerhumor | 400double | jfpf1gl | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Are you YandereDev by any chance?<|eor|><|sor|>PassantDev<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,795 |
programmerhumor | C10ckwork | jfpeek2 | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Most sane high school python student:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,325 |
programmerhumor | DrawSense-Brick | jfpf1yd | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>While you're at it, you can make an amazing AI by coding the best reaction move for each player move !<|eor|><|sor|>I think this would constitute best practice, since it'd implicitly cut down on the number of bo... | 1,168 |
programmerhumor | humblevladimirthegr8 | jfppvvd | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I see you get paid per hour<|eor|><|sor|>Paid per line<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,118 |
programmerhumor | Cwmagain | jfpbqat | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>How big would a program be with , how much is it again, 10\^40 of those else if loops?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,099 |
programmerhumor | ectotopologist | jfpcn7h | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh, YandereChess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,069 |
programmerhumor | Lucky-Citron-8269 | jfpgyx3 | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh my fucking god...<|eor|><|sor|>If this is really the route that you want to go, then I think this is one of the cases were its easier to write code that will write the code for you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 1,068 |
programmerhumor | BestNick118 | jfpc8uv | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>How big would a program be with , how much is it again, 10\^40 of those else if loops?<|eor|><|sor|>The number of distinct chess positions after Whites first move is 20 (16 pawn moves and 4 knight moves). There ... | 1,033 |
programmerhumor | wascilly_wabbit | jfpck8y | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>How big would a program be with , how much is it again, 10\^40 of those else if loops?<|eor|><|sor|>The number of distinct chess positions after Whites first move is 20 (16 pawn moves and 4 knight moves). There ... | 960 |
programmerhumor | Di_Matteo | jfpeybn | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>did you code en passant<|eor|><|sor|>Holy Hell!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 935 |
programmerhumor | goodgirlwhore | jfpfivt | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Are you YandereDev by any chance?<|eor|><|sor|>PassantDev<|eor|><|sor|>Holy Dev<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 864 |
programmerhumor | Phlm_br | jfpkw16 | <|sols|><|sot|>god why is coding chess so hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5mkc2nukl2ta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh my fucking god...<|eor|><|sor|>I died inside fucking wow<|eor|><|sor|>You fucked wow? Why?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 767 |
programmerhumor | vpproblems | 11ofqw6 | <|sols|><|sot|>too smart to get played<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndwvyk8ed4na1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66,745 |
programmerhumor | No-Assignment7129 | jbsf49e | <|sols|><|sot|>too smart to get played<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndwvyk8ed4na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Give them your second email address..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,702 |
programmerhumor | O5MO | jbsgbkl | <|sols|><|sot|>too smart to get played<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndwvyk8ed4na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Give them your second email address..<|eor|><|sor|>Second? You mean the 15th one self-hosted off-shore that you only log in using 10 VPNs, 3 proxies over Tor?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,606 |
programmerhumor | Leinad7957 | jbslnuu | <|sols|><|sot|>too smart to get played<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndwvyk8ed4na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Those skanks trying to do social engineering on you of all people<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,602 |
programmerhumor | No-Assignment7129 | jbsgfsp | <|sols|><|sot|>too smart to get played<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndwvyk8ed4na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Give them your second email address..<|eor|><|sor|>Second? You mean the 15th one self-hosted off-shore that you only log in using 10 VPNs, 3 proxies over Tor?<|eor|><|sor|>Nah. The second one. The one that you use to re... | 1,570 |
programmerhumor | e42if | jbside7 | <|sols|><|sot|>too smart to get played<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndwvyk8ed4na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Give them your second email address..<|eor|><|sor|>Second? You mean the 15th one self-hosted off-shore that you only log in using 10 VPNs, 3 proxies over Tor?<|eor|><|sor|>Nah. The second one. The one that you use to re... | 990 |
programmerhumor | maitreg | jbsl4ux | <|sols|><|sot|>too smart to get played<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndwvyk8ed4na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are the odds of Anonymous claiming to make 6 figures actually makes 6 figures?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 772 |
programmerhumor | Jahonay | jbsrcr3 | <|sols|><|sot|>too smart to get played<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndwvyk8ed4na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are the odds of Anonymous claiming to make 6 figures actually makes 6 figures?<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly I wouldnt be surprised by some terminally online incel shut-ins from 4chan making 6 figures.<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 612 |
programmerhumor | SuperAd5482 | jbswv6c | <|sols|><|sot|>too smart to get played<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndwvyk8ed4na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey don't trust them, give me your IP address, I'll send a MSG<|eor|><|sor|>127.0.0.1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 416 |
programmerhumor | DotEXEGaming | jbsl1m2 | <|sols|><|sot|>too smart to get played<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndwvyk8ed4na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Give them your second email address..<|eor|><|sor|>Second? You mean the 15th one self-hosted off-shore that you only log in using 10 VPNs, 3 proxies over Tor?<|eor|><|sor|>Nah. The second one. The one that you use to re... | 369 |
programmerhumor | geteum | jbsv8ej | <|sols|><|sot|>too smart to get played<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndwvyk8ed4na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Give them your second email address..<|eor|><|sor|>Second? You mean the 15th one self-hosted off-shore that you only log in using 10 VPNs, 3 proxies over Tor?<|eor|><|sor|>Nah. The second one. The one that you use to re... | 356 |
programmerhumor | n30vlol | jbswpbi | <|sols|><|sot|>too smart to get played<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndwvyk8ed4na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Second? You mean the 15th one self-hosted off-shore that you only log in using 10 VPNs, 3 proxies over Tor?<|eor|><|sor|>Nah. The second one. The one that you use to register on porn sites.<|eor|><|sor|>You mean the fir... | 235 |
programmerhumor | YueAsal | jbsshvb | <|sols|><|sot|>too smart to get played<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndwvyk8ed4na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are the odds of Anonymous claiming to make 6 figures actually makes 6 figures?<|eor|><|sor|>Not 0. Also keep in mind making 50k a year but living in your moms basement thus paying 0 rent and food gives one the buyi... | 216 |
programmerhumor | pc1e0 | jbt85x4 | <|sols|><|sot|>too smart to get played<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndwvyk8ed4na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Those skanks trying to do social engineering on you of all people<|eor|><|sor|>I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not ... | 210 |
programmerhumor | Kuzkay | jbsktrm | <|sols|><|sot|>too smart to get played<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndwvyk8ed4na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>salary is personal information though<|eor|><|sor|>No, that's what your boss wants you to think<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | IamImposter | jbsy0aa | <|sols|><|sot|>too smart to get played<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndwvyk8ed4na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are the odds of Anonymous claiming to make 6 figures actually makes 6 figures?<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly I wouldnt be surprised by some terminally online incel shut-ins from 4chan making 6 figures.<|eor|><|sor|>Jokes a... | 187 |
programmerhumor | Kylo_v3 | jbsxf9y | <|sols|><|sot|>too smart to get played<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndwvyk8ed4na1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah. The second one. The one that you use to register on porn sites.<|eor|><|sor|>You mean the first one.<|eor|><|sor|>absolutely<|eor|><|sor|>Random question, are you from Norway?<|eor|><|sor|>What makes you think that... | 171 |
programmerhumor | IBN_E_KHAN | w5zmuo | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66,704 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | ihazcq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes I revisit old code and find so many bugs I'm like, how did you ever work?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,794 |
programmerhumor | dorkmania | ihb12fm | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes I revisit old code and find so many bugs I'm like, how did you ever work?<|eor|><|sor|>When I go over old code, I can't help but exclaim something like 'what kind of idiot wrote this!?' despite being aware of exactly... | 889 |
programmerhumor | Aridross | ihb4xmd | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an old professor of mine was fond of saying, Computers arent very smart. They do exactly what you tell them to, and they do it very well. If a computer isnt doing what you want it to, the problem is not the computer, the pr... | 551 |
programmerhumor | nipoez | ihb5zl1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an old professor of mine was fond of saying, Computers arent very smart. They do exactly what you tell them to, and they do it very well. If a computer isnt doing what you want it to, the problem is not the computer, the pr... | 272 |
programmerhumor | ShadeFK | ihb6hj7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes I revisit old code and find so many bugs I'm like, how did you ever work?<|eor|><|sor|>When I go over old code, I can't help but exclaim something like 'what kind of idiot wrote this!?' despite being aware of exactly... | 181 |
programmerhumor | Proxtx | ihb4dkn | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once my code didn't work because these was an error in Chrome. I was incredibly angry until they fixed it...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | bwowndwawf | ihb80cq | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: "Position: Sticky"
Div: Not being sticky
God I hate CSS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | gdobn | ihazong | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Simple: be mad because the code doesn't do what it intended to do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | IBN_E_KHAN | ihb0nh9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes I revisit old code and find so many bugs I'm like, how did you ever work?<|eor|><|soopr|>Yesterday I was looking at the code I wrote during my freshman year.
I kept asking myself, "How tf did this sh*t even work??" ... | 88 |
programmerhumor | Dune56 | ihb98vf | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>r/sadcats<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
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