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programmerhumor | bearwood_forest | itgqx1a | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ben will think everyone can access his localhost forever now.<|eor|><|sor|>Bold of you to assume that we can't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,531 |
programmerhumor | matyklug | itgsqe9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ben will think everyone can access his localhost forever now.<|eor|><|sor|>Bold of you to assume that we can't.<|eor|><|sor|>Virgin "I can't access that" vs chad *hacks in to fix your code then nicely patches the exploit he used to get in*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,071 |
programmerhumor | -Manu_ | itg5uuz | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just checked and that code looks so shitty, who is the ape who wrote that garbage?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,973 |
programmerhumor | JAKZ- | itg0adf | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Rahmesh1998 must be an absolute genius to figure out the tweet OPs IP address and access port 8080 on his system and then give you an answer<|eor|><|sor|>Or he has the same problem on his local <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,248 |
programmerhumor | dschramm_at | itfx76d | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Somebody must know which tutorial that is. Or this is level of, "have you tried turning it off and on again?".
Also the irony in the name <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 774 |
programmerhumor | nickmaran | itg8evc | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder how he got that localhost URL. Must have cost a fortune!<|eor|><|sor|>But couldn't afford ssl certificate for it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 643 |
programmerhumor | yeehaa_15 | itftefu | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>"" vs be like:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 595 |
programmerhumor | Saavedroo | itguy2p | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ben will think everyone can access his localhost forever now.<|eor|><|sor|>Bold of you to assume that we can't.<|eor|><|sor|>Virgin "I can't access that" vs chad *hacks in to fix your code then nicely patches the exploit he used to get in*<|eor|><|sor|>My white hat to you, good sir/madam.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 566 |
programmerhumor | jmaca90 | itggd3k | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you did no changes and receive a Pull Request from your local machine.<|eor|><|sor|>I pull my local machine all the time, and it works fine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 504 |
programmerhumor | Reelix | itgdknj | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder how he got that localhost URL. Must have cost a fortune!<|eor|><|sor|>But couldn't afford ssl certificate for it<|eor|><|sor|>Your paying for SSL?<|eor|><|sor|>If LetsEncrypt is good enough for the NSA, it's good enough for me :p<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | cyb3rstrik3 | itg9kr9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder how he got that localhost URL. Must have cost a fortune!<|eor|><|sor|>But couldn't afford ssl certificate for it<|eor|><|sor|>Your paying for SSL?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 298 |
programmerhumor | Bright-Historian-216 | itfyhy2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>How tf did he access the local host in their computer
Can't imaging how the questioner would feel when he realised he posted localhost link but got a working answer.<|eor|><|sor|>"I am in your walls" mfs when someone is actually in their walls<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
programmerhumor | centran | itgixgj | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Rahmesh1998 must be an absolute genius to figure out the tweet OPs IP address and access port 8080 on his system and then give you an answer<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, that, or the conversation never happened. https://twitter.com/benjavaguy doesn't exist, and a Google search for the exact username turns up zero results.<|eor|><|sor|>But that would mean people lie on the Internet. Why would someone do that!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | Toast42 | itgnbjx | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just checked and that code looks so shitty, who is the ape who wrote that garbage?<|eor|><|sor|>git blame
Oh it was me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | MurkilyChirr | x6kbul | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,375 |
programmerhumor | armstrong147 | in78i3y | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Probibly...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,806 |
programmerhumor | myrsnipe | in7efwq | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh yes, the idea guy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,667 |
programmerhumor | AdDear5411 | in79sdz | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you can almost assure me money, I can almost assure you work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,526 |
programmerhumor | TheZophiel | in7i3ep | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh yes, the idea guy<|eor|><|sor|>Fiverr had a commercial once that started something like "oh, you have an idea? My six year old has a dozen ideas a day. Ideas are cheap unless you're going to put in the work."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,409 |
programmerhumor | JMC-design | in799b4 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I see my brother learned how to use the internet.
edit: i see I'm not alone in this! It doesn't even have to be programming related. Latest was, design and build a sustainable homestead and campground, complete with sustainability targets and presentation and he will secure the financing and let me live there...if I clean all the rentals on an ongoing basis. Brotherly love like this is not easy to come by!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,974 |
programmerhumor | wRadion | in7egzy | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Code writers"
Ah... yes... us, code writers. Among all the terms used to designate someone who code/develop/program, this might be the last one I could think of.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,248 |
programmerhumor | undefined-account | in7afna | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Probibly...<|eor|><|sor|>pribobly..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 922 |
programmerhumor | confusedndfrustrated | in7my80 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you can almost assure me money, I can almost assure you work.<|eor|><|sor|>for an extended amount of time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 913 |
programmerhumor | deVriesse | in8k30h | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh yes, the idea guy<|eor|><|sor|>Fiverr had a commercial once that started something like "oh, you have an idea? My six year old has a dozen ideas a day. Ideas are cheap unless you're going to put in the work."<|eor|><|sor|>"Genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration" - some famous inventor I'm too lazy to look up<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 858 |
programmerhumor | armstrong147 | in7buid | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Probibly...<|eor|><|sor|>pribobly..<|eor|><|sor|>I almost missed "succsess"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 847 |
programmerhumor | deekaph | in7idn9 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The audacity.
"I'm opening a restaurant and need kitchen staff. No pay for half a year but if it goes good you might get paid."
"We're opening a new office and need accountants. No pay, but after 6 months we might pay you."
On what planet do these people think they are???
Edited to add that the OP obviously doesn't have any experience in dev ("professional code writers"!?) But somehow knows how long it will take to develop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 774 |
programmerhumor | DudesworthMannington | in7vfvv | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I see my brother learned how to use the internet.
edit: i see I'm not alone in this! It doesn't even have to be programming related. Latest was, design and build a sustainable homestead and campground, complete with sustainability targets and presentation and he will secure the financing and let me live there...if I clean all the rentals on an ongoing basis. Brotherly love like this is not easy to come by!<|eor|><|sor|>My idea is to make like Facebook, but better!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 768 |
programmerhumor | Normal_Fishing9824 | in8lx16 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh yes, the idea guy<|eor|><|sor|>Fiverr had a commercial once that started something like "oh, you have an idea? My six year old has a dozen ideas a day. Ideas are cheap unless you're going to put in the work."<|eor|><|sor|>"Genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration" - some famous inventor I'm too lazy to look up<|eor|><|sor|>The inspiration was to steal patents and the perspiration was from worrying about being found out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 698 |
programmerhumor | Sgt_Redwood | in7ba6z | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All these efforts just to build another dating app no one will use other than the creator<|eor|><|sor|>Lovefinderrz<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 609 |
programmerhumor | massivenull | in7jlrt | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Code writers"
Ah... yes... us, code writers. Among all the terms used to designate someone who code/develop/program, this might be the last one I could think of.<|eor|><|sor|>App doer. You do something and app appears. Easy as that. Money flows in.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 536 |
programmerhumor | LEGENDARYKING_ | in7s3g0 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you can almost assure me money, I can almost assure you work.<|eor|><|sor|>for an extended amount of time.<|eor|><|sor|>for an almost extended amount of time\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 461 |
programmerhumor | Yasea | in7k1u9 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh yes, the idea guy<|eor|><|sor|>I just need as high end laptop, three large screens and a few servers to start. Here's the list of software to buy for me. Don't forget the RGB keyboard, no code writing without RGB.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 432 |
programmerhumor | dpfrd | in7w4sn | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I see my brother learned how to use the internet.
edit: i see I'm not alone in this! It doesn't even have to be programming related. Latest was, design and build a sustainable homestead and campground, complete with sustainability targets and presentation and he will secure the financing and let me live there...if I clean all the rentals on an ongoing basis. Brotherly love like this is not easy to come by!<|eor|><|sor|>My idea is to make like Facebook, but better!<|eor|><|sor|>I literally got on a phone meeting with a designer friend of mine to quote a project where the dude's wanted to make Facebook for workouts. No money up front, but they knew it was gonna make millions and we'd get 15%... We laughed at them and hung up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 402 |
programmerhumor | nuke-the-wales | in7xhyl | <|sols|><|sot|>It's almost certain it will be worth it..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0q2zn88dg2m91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I see my brother learned how to use the internet.
edit: i see I'm not alone in this! It doesn't even have to be programming related. Latest was, design and build a sustainable homestead and campground, complete with sustainability targets and presentation and he will secure the financing and let me live there...if I clean all the rentals on an ongoing basis. Brotherly love like this is not easy to come by!<|eor|><|sor|>My idea is to make like Facebook, but better!<|eor|><|sor|>I literally got on a phone meeting with a designer friend of mine to quote a project where the dude's wanted to make Facebook for workouts. No money up front, but they knew it was gonna make millions and we'd get 15%... We laughed at them and hung up.<|eor|><|sor|>you are gonna feel silly when themusclebook.com takes off<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 383 |
programmerhumor | GeorgeWalt | mkm6ef | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,334 |
programmerhumor | thank_me_its_friday | gtgp2a1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tmpChild<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,053 |
programmerhumor | SlumdogSkillionaire | gtgmqa2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`i`? He's not an iterator. Poor little `x`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,365 |
programmerhumor | old_man_khan | gtgkm4r | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>humanChildWalt<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,309 |
programmerhumor | xiipaoc | gtgu17y | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`children[0]`. No need to get verbose; what is this, Java?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 477 |
programmerhumor | Bizzle_worldwide | gtgryqq | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`i`? He's not an iterator. Poor little `x`.<|eor|><|sor|>Clearly you dont have multiple children.
For i in dependents: summarizes how it can feel some days.
As a side note, child class and pet class both inherit from dependents class, and are generally grouped together when iterating over names.
Edit: maybe Im the iterator.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 428 |
programmerhumor | ExTheSea | gtheog8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tmpChild<|eor|><|sor|>// TODO Rename before Push<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 426 |
programmerhumor | silly_red | gtgzamy | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`foo`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 362 |
programmerhumor | ArtSchoolRejectedMe | gth2mnm | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why don't name him Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;#?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | datathecodievita | gtgzsdt | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try null.
It's going to mess with so many systems...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | shutanovac | gth14s6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`foo`<|eor|><|sor|>and his younger brother bar<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | flipmcf | gthij7w | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`children[0]`. No need to get verbose; what is this, Java?<|eor|><|sor|>I'd like to introduce you to my wife `ChildFactory`<|eor|><|sor|>that is the most cursed thing I've ever heard<|eor|><|sor|>Gets worse: `ChildFactory.pop()`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | P0L1Z1STENS0HN | gtguev7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's easy. It's your kid and it has exactly one unique property that will never change over its lifetime: the date and time of birth in UTC. The time difference between twins usually allows you to cut after the minute. So you should call it, based on the actual date and time of birth, myKidBorn{YYYY}{MM}{DD}{HH}{MM}...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | 115049 | gtgv910 | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Time for little Bobby [tables](https://xkcd.com/327/).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | apomd | gthb6lp | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tmpChild<|eor|><|sor|>for sale: One Child subclass. Never instantiated<|eor|><|sor|>Nice reference XD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | Bainos | gth1ru0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Naming is the most difficult part<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nszm4bab9dr61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why I wrote a program to generate names, missed it when I was copying things to a new computer, tried rewriting it, gave up, and then tried again last week.
It came up with kevandrew.<|eor|><|sor|>> That's why I wrote a program to generate names
That's how you get children named SyntaxError.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | Elqueq | saz2gn | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,314 |
programmerhumor | bless-you-mlud | htwxrqg | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that, childen, is why global variables are bad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,434 |
programmerhumor | from_the_east | htx8orn | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that, childen, is why global variables are bad.<|eor|><|sor|>No, global variables are good for "surprise bugs" as shown here in the meme..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,478 |
programmerhumor | Sovic91 | htwrm2t | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh wait, I thought I was in r/TNG. Good meme, though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 739 |
programmerhumor | Koervege | htxettt | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that, childen, is why global variables are bad.<|eor|><|sor|>No, global variables are good for "surprise bugs" as shown here in the meme..<|eor|><|sor|>Susprise features<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 619 |
programmerhumor | wjandrea | htxdcdy | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"No matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature." -- Steven Wright<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 496 |
programmerhumor | Anxious_Start4839 | htwnud4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why initialising and resetting your variables is important.
()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 422 |
programmerhumor | ColsonThePCmechanic | htxkxnj | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that, childen, is why global variables are bad.<|eor|><|sor|>No, global variables are good for "surprise bugs" as shown here in the meme..<|eor|><|sor|>Susprise features<|eor|><|sor|>[Relevant XKCD](https://m.xkcd.com/2570/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | Salanmander | htxelcg | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that, childen, is why global variables are bad.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait...we are not supposed to be defining all variables in the global scope? Fuck...<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, defining all variables in global scope is fine. Just name all variables following this pattern:
_className_methodName_scopedBlockIdentifier_dataDescription
That way you can avoid namespace collisions and avoid using variables in the wrong place, and still have everything in global scope!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 264 |
programmerhumor | RockleyBob | htxigc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This meme has everything. TNG and programming humor that goes beyond hurr, Java/Javascript/PHP bad, hurr.
Almost makes wading through all the repetitive crap worth it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
programmerhumor | jexmex | htxaort | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that, childen, is why global variables are bad.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait...we are not supposed to be defining all variables in the global scope? Fuck...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | I_Am_Upvoter | htwwdec | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why initialising and resetting your variables is important.
()<|eor|><|sor|>Scope<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | FlyingStirFryMonster | htxktwx | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"No matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature." -- Steven Wright<|eor|><|sor|>[No it ain't](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxxYqE4Gil8) (clip from Community)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
programmerhumor | Sekhen | htws8sj | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's hilarious. Good ending.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | SpacecraftX | htxa3m4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh wait, I thought I was in r/TNG. Good meme, though.<|eor|><|sor|>I thought it was /r/risa<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | jexmex | htxgqdb | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that, childen, is why global variables are bad.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait...we are not supposed to be defining all variables in the global scope? Fuck...<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, defining all variables in global scope is fine. Just name all variables following this pattern:
_className_methodName_scopedBlockIdentifier_dataDescription
That way you can avoid namespace collisions and avoid using variables in the wrong place, and still have everything in global scope!<|eor|><|sor|>I just name them by the sequence they come in. vaR1, vaR2, etc, easy to make sure you never reuse the names that way!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | Bigluser | htxh9dh | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that, childen, is why global variables are bad.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait...we are not supposed to be defining all variables in the global scope? Fuck...<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, defining all variables in global scope is fine. Just name all variables following this pattern:
_className_methodName_scopedBlockIdentifier_dataDescription
That way you can avoid namespace collisions and avoid using variables in the wrong place, and still have everything in global scope!<|eor|><|sor|>I just name them by the sequence they come in. vaR1, vaR2, etc, easy to make sure you never reuse the names that way!<|eor|><|sor|>Just use uuids as names, that way each name is unique<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | oheohLP | htx3i1l | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Related xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2570/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | TheBlindApe | htx1hju | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Except that she did namespace it, external.temperature
And Picard is evidently using Tea.EarlGrey.Hot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | atomicwrites | htyf33f | <|sols|><|sot|>Namespacing...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that, childen, is why global variables are bad.<|eor|><|sor|>No, global variables are good for "surprise bugs" as shown here in the meme..<|eor|><|sor|>Susprise features<|eor|><|sor|>[Relevant XKCD](https://m.xkcd.com/2570/)<|eor|><|sor|>Now I want to know what Ballistic Earl Grey is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | SmilesWithDelight | ya8znc | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,316 |
programmerhumor | slgray16 | ita5o3b | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The professor would probably be thrilled that a student was this interested in improving his algorithm.
Win or lose its a teachable comparison<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,362 |
programmerhumor | Derura | itas7cl | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The professor would probably be thrilled that a student was this interested in improving his algorithm.
Win or lose its a teachable comparison<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm. Back in uni, during my intro to algorithms lecture I made a similar bet with my professor. I suggested a tactic to improve a sorting algorithm, and gave an example. The professor said it will not work on scale. But I was stubborn, and bet that it will work, to which the professor offered an immediate A regardless of the exam or assignments on the condition I do small (1000), medium (50,000), and large (1,000,000) datasets of sorted, reversed, almost sorted, and completely random elements.
And he was right, my idea only worked on small almost sorted data. Other than that, the standard algorithm was much faster.
I was upset, but decided to make the best of it and made a small report explaining the methodology and that I have failed miserably with graphs and tables. He was very happy, and said that it was a good demonstration of asymptotic notation. And that summer he even invited me to intern in his laboratory, and I worked with him there for 2.5 years.
And if you're wondering, I did get an A. But I had to do it the long way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,385 |
programmerhumor | Devil_May_Kare | itaotay | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lots of python functions are faster than you'd think because they work by invoking highly optimized C code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,294 |
programmerhumor | oshunman | itafzq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sick of these C memes after using C for 8 hours at work<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry you had to C this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,745 |
programmerhumor | bruhbruhthatsbruh | itaas23 | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sick of these C memes after using C for 8 hours at work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,116 |
programmerhumor | trymypi | itavz58 | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The professor would probably be thrilled that a student was this interested in improving his algorithm.
Win or lose its a teachable comparison<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm. Back in uni, during my intro to algorithms lecture I made a similar bet with my professor. I suggested a tactic to improve a sorting algorithm, and gave an example. The professor said it will not work on scale. But I was stubborn, and bet that it will work, to which the professor offered an immediate A regardless of the exam or assignments on the condition I do small (1000), medium (50,000), and large (1,000,000) datasets of sorted, reversed, almost sorted, and completely random elements.
And he was right, my idea only worked on small almost sorted data. Other than that, the standard algorithm was much faster.
I was upset, but decided to make the best of it and made a small report explaining the methodology and that I have failed miserably with graphs and tables. He was very happy, and said that it was a good demonstration of asymptotic notation. And that summer he even invited me to intern in his laboratory, and I worked with him there for 2.5 years.
And if you're wondering, I did get an A. But I had to do it the long way.<|eor|><|sor|>PhD student here: mostly i just document my failures, it's great. Never challenged a prof tho, kudos.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 760 |
programmerhumor | mpattok | itaa34a | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The speed of an algorithm is language-independent, only the speed of its execution depends on language, but at that point we may as well also talk about hardware<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 744 |
programmerhumor | Disciple153 | itaby70 | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can we see the algorithms?<|eor|><|sor|>In the words of Principal Skinner:
"No."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 712 |
programmerhumor | Shinob1 | ita8skv | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can we see the algorithms?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 711 |
programmerhumor | zelmoghazy | itaoho0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The professor would probably be thrilled that a student was this interested in improving his algorithm.
Win or lose its a teachable comparison<|eor|><|sor|>I would pull out my three way partition implementation of quick sort and embarrass myself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 625 |
programmerhumor | pingveno | itb3zpa | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lots of python functions are faster than you'd think because they work by invoking highly optimized C code.<|eor|><|sor|>I remember when I was a tutor in college someone came to me with a merge sort implementation written in Python that was running slowly. Python's not fast, but it's not *that* slow. When I took a look, I found the source. In their merge, they were popping the head off the list with smaller value, requiring all following items to be shifted down by one. This caused O(n^2) behavior. Changing to first reversing, then removing from the end reduced it to running in less than a second.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 523 |
programmerhumor | ell0bo | itau9mp | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The professor would probably be thrilled that a student was this interested in improving his algorithm.
Win or lose its a teachable comparison<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm. Back in uni, during my intro to algorithms lecture I made a similar bet with my professor. I suggested a tactic to improve a sorting algorithm, and gave an example. The professor said it will not work on scale. But I was stubborn, and bet that it will work, to which the professor offered an immediate A regardless of the exam or assignments on the condition I do small (1000), medium (50,000), and large (1,000,000) datasets of sorted, reversed, almost sorted, and completely random elements.
And he was right, my idea only worked on small almost sorted data. Other than that, the standard algorithm was much faster.
I was upset, but decided to make the best of it and made a small report explaining the methodology and that I have failed miserably with graphs and tables. He was very happy, and said that it was a good demonstration of asymptotic notation. And that summer he even invited me to intern in his laboratory, and I worked with him there for 2.5 years.
And if you're wondering, I did get an A. But I had to do it the long way.<|eor|><|sor|>There was a part of me that was expecting the last bit to be... "and now we're married"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 457 |
programmerhumor | Daniel_H212 | itap7zr | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>r/ProgrammerHumor user: C is faster than python!
Random person: but is *your* C code faster than python?
r/ProgrammerHumor user: <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 453 |
programmerhumor | Derura | itawlyt | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The professor would probably be thrilled that a student was this interested in improving his algorithm.
Win or lose its a teachable comparison<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm. Back in uni, during my intro to algorithms lecture I made a similar bet with my professor. I suggested a tactic to improve a sorting algorithm, and gave an example. The professor said it will not work on scale. But I was stubborn, and bet that it will work, to which the professor offered an immediate A regardless of the exam or assignments on the condition I do small (1000), medium (50,000), and large (1,000,000) datasets of sorted, reversed, almost sorted, and completely random elements.
And he was right, my idea only worked on small almost sorted data. Other than that, the standard algorithm was much faster.
I was upset, but decided to make the best of it and made a small report explaining the methodology and that I have failed miserably with graphs and tables. He was very happy, and said that it was a good demonstration of asymptotic notation. And that summer he even invited me to intern in his laboratory, and I worked with him there for 2.5 years.
And if you're wondering, I did get an A. But I had to do it the long way.<|eor|><|sor|>PhD student here: mostly i just document my failures, it's great. Never challenged a prof tho, kudos.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, someone somewhere said something along the lines of "the less you know about something, the more you're confident in your convictions regarding it". And I think it has truth to it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 413 |
programmerhumor | JRockBC19 | itarkii | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The professor would probably be thrilled that a student was this interested in improving his algorithm.
Win or lose its a teachable comparison<|eor|><|sor|>I would pull out my three way partition implementation of quick sort and embarrass myself<|eor|><|sor|>I'd use a Bogosort and show him what's up<|eor|><|sor|>Just tell him you did a quantum bogosort so it compiled in O(1) in some reality<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 389 |
programmerhumor | slgray16 | itapim5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The professor would probably be thrilled that a student was this interested in improving his algorithm.
Win or lose its a teachable comparison<|eor|><|sor|>I would pull out my three way partition implementation of quick sort and embarrass myself<|eor|><|sor|>I'd use a Bogosort and show him what's up<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 371 |
programmerhumor | Dry_Extension7993 | itapolg | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He wrote bubble sort in C vs his professor who wrote merge sort in Python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | RespectableLurker555 | itav4gs | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The professor would probably be thrilled that a student was this interested in improving his algorithm.
Win or lose its a teachable comparison<|eor|><|sor|>I would pull out my three way partition implementation of quick sort and embarrass myself<|eor|><|sor|>I'd use a Bogosort and show him what's up<|eor|><|sor|>Just tell him you did a quantum bogosort so it compiled in O(1) in some reality<|eor|><|sor|>"creating the bridge to the sorted reality is an exercise left to the reader"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 326 |
programmerhumor | sofabeddd | itaip4p | <|sols|><|sot|>Skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w5vqrxxz19v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sick of these C memes after using C for 8 hours at work<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry you had to C this<|eor|><|sor|>Someone award this guy<|eor|><|sor|>i got you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | ccooldean | 8v4080 | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,303 |
programmerhumor | Syllellipsis | e1keqwv | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it".
At least here you know you need to download something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,981 |
programmerhumor | Dentarthurdent42 | e1kp2kk | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it".
At least here you know you need to download something.<|eor|><|sor|>WHAT DID YOU SEE, DENVERCODER9?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,940 |
programmerhumor | zdakat | e1kew72 | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then there's either no other posts on the topic,or they all say "lern 2 Google" and point to the long dead webpage.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,727 |
programmerhumor | Luvax | e1kpo0z | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot the part about the log that's actually a completely different issue but somehow becomes the main focus of the thread since the original poster never came back.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,163 |
programmerhumor | Bosun_Tom | e1ke5ep | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As always, there's a relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/979/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,069 |
programmerhumor | kooshipuff | e1kqo5y | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it".
At least here you know you need to download something.<|eor|><|sor|>WHAT DID YOU SEE, DENVERCODER9?!<|eor|><|sor|>relevant xkcd<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, theres no link. I need to know<|eor|><|sor|>We've surpassed the need to actually link XKCD comics. I love it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 982 |
programmerhumor | bad_luck_charm | e1kpbgg | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it".
At least here you know you need to download something.<|eor|><|sor|>WHAT DID YOU SEE, DENVERCODER9?!<|eor|><|sor|>relevant xkcd<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 844 |
programmerhumor | 8ate8 | e1kjbcr | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then there's either no other posts on the topic,or they all say "lern 2 Google" and point to the long dead webpage.<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite is reading the ibm mainframes forums where every reply is a from a pompous asshole thats been programming for 30 years that answers did you read the manual?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 789 |
programmerhumor | jclocks | e1kn1sw | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Forgot the following:
Forum User 3, 3 months later: Hey I'm having <specific variation of the issue you've been having for the past hour> with this too but this other thing happened, what do you guys think?
Admin: Please post a new thread, locking.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 540 |
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