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programmerhumor | mexicanburritoo | fpmmnhd | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You shall test it once a week.<|eor|><|sor|>This made me laugh harder that it shouldve<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | freakynit | sgwew9 | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,657 |
programmerhumor | ninety2two | huz31e4 | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,057 |
programmerhumor | RobMerks | huz8jzv | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|sor|>That would make the quality assessment too quick and painless<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,713 |
programmerhumor | ywBBxNqW | huzbu1e | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>The developer then added armor on his legs after the incident, and to future-proof it, he also added a full-body and full-face armor. The QA marked it as passed. The first user came in and shoot himself in the temple.<|eor|><|sor|>The second user shot themselves twice in the back of the head.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 725 |
programmerhumor | gobermouche | huz542v | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>Imo the QA should just throw the gun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 579 |
programmerhumor | Feeling_Percentage_9 | huz1kw4 | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>This is operators and technicians as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 435 |
programmerhumor | Jolly-Conclusion | huzirkp | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|sor|>That would make the quality assessment too quick and painless<|eor|><|sor|>This is true. It would take at least another hour before the assessment was finished.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 380 |
programmerhumor | DearestBurrito | huz9xm1 | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>Then the sysadmin comes , puts a tampon on the dev bullet hole to stop the bleeding, and chops off both index fingers from the QA Manager. PROBLEM SOLVED.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 338 |
programmerhumor | fish312 | huzn4df | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>Imo the QA should just throw the gun.<|eor|><|sor|>Skipping LegShotTestCase
Skipping HeadShotTestCase
All tests passed
Ok, deploy to prod<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 237 |
programmerhumor | PriorEnvironmental65 | huzjzry | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|sor|>My wife is a test engineer. After days of testing, to be told to retest because someone pushed code to int. she would have just emptied the entire mag in to the vest and shouted 'DOES IT FUCKING WORK NOW?'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programmerhumor | HmmKuchen | huz1xo3 | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>This is operators and technicians as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Users shoot you in the head and then complain why it stopped working.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | fsr1967 | huznamf | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>The developer then added armor on his legs after the incident, and to future-proof it, he also added a full-body and full-face armor. The QA marked it as passed. The first user came in and shoot himself in the temple.<|eor|><|sor|>The second user shot themselves twice in the back of the head.<|eor|><|sor|>third user drowned themselves in bathtub<|eor|><|sor|>Fourth user drowned themselves in the gun<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | genlight13 | huzva9x | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|sor|>That would make the quality assessment too quick and painless<|eor|><|sor|>This is true. It would take at least another hour before the assessment was finished.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Nope. Cannot confirm. For me it was like running around between desks. Everybody thought his code was perfect it had to fail at another place. Some bugs persisted over weeks because i couldnt nail it down.
One of the hardest ones was a System test and a really nice BSOD, who seemingly appeared randomnly. After three weeks of my complaining and trash talking between me and my dear developer friends we stood in a circle around the one pc who BSODed. after some time we took another one in and he leisurely said maybe a race condition with my code.
I f***ing hate race conditions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | LostSoulsAlliance | huzyjjd | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|sor|>The fastest someone ever broke my code was a secretary, and she did it in 30 seconds. I asked her to show me what she did, and what she did made absolutely no sense. "Why did you do that; what were you trying to do?"
"I don't know, and I don't know."
Good lesson for me.
At least within a computing environment you can lock everything down and only allow certain actions. I can't imagine what developing physical products is like if you are trying to make them safe. But I guess that's why there are so many crazy warnings on products.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | R3D3-1 | huzfbav | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>What seems to be implied: "Come on, don't use software stupidly like that!"
What I see: QA doing their job well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | zilti | huzr8cd | <|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|sor|>My wife is a test engineer. After days of testing, to be told to retest because someone pushed code to int. she would have just emptied the entire mag in to the vest and shouted 'DOES IT FUCKING WORK NOW?'<|eor|><|sor|>And that's why you automate as many tests as possible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | lonaExe | 106k9gs | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,637 |
programmerhumor | Professional_Ear5437 | j3h9kzo | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>*"code? I haven't even started it bro"* lmaooo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,723 |
programmerhumor | 0mica0 | j3h95u9 | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>Time to learn how to say no. One of the most useful developer skills.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,205 |
programmerhumor | DerHamm | j3h02zz | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|soopr|>Classmate wants me to write a complete movie ticketing system for his CS project a literal day before a very very important exam. Apparently Im Computer Lord so I can write it for him in 5 minutes. FML.
Update: the BS is still going on and hes prolly failing https://pasteboard.co/2F792pizssB1.jpg
Edit: The no. of people suggesting this can be done properly by ChatGPT without debugging required is astounding.
13 Hours later update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/106sst8/13_hours_later_he_has_barely_written_30_lines/
God, heres [some of the code](https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/106ydx7/classmate_wanted_me_to_check_his_ticketing/) he managed to write
Edit: he found this thread<|eoopr|><|sor|>Please don't help people like that. They are bad for the whole industry<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,964 |
programmerhumor | lonaExe | j3gwszl | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|soopr|>Classmate wants me to write a complete movie ticketing system for his CS project a literal day before a very very important exam. Apparently Im Computer Lord so I can write it for him in 5 minutes. FML.
Update: the BS is still going on and hes prolly failing https://pasteboard.co/2F792pizssB1.jpg
Edit: The no. of people suggesting this can be done properly by ChatGPT without debugging required is astounding.
13 Hours later update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/106sst8/13_hours_later_he_has_barely_written_30_lines/
God, heres [some of the code](https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/106ydx7/classmate_wanted_me_to_check_his_ticketing/) he managed to write
Edit: he found this thread<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,404 |
programmerhumor | NoKneeHobbit68 | j3gwlqw | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>I believe I'd just leave them on read after that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,527 |
programmerhumor | tube32 | j3h0lom | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>The number of missed calls is making me cringe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,443 |
programmerhumor | lonaExe | j3hd40b | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>*"code? I haven't even started it bro"* lmaooo<|eor|><|soopr|>god I half expected him to say that but it was still annoying af when I read it. like- you did zero work in 4 months, and now you want me to do your work for you?
Update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/106sst8/13_hours_later_he_has_barely_written_30_lines
Heres [some code](https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/106ydx7/classmate_wanted_me_to_check_his_ticketing/) he managed to write. Sigh.
Edit: he found this thread<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,794 |
programmerhumor | moyet | j3h1w31 | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|soopr|>Classmate wants me to write a complete movie ticketing system for his CS project a literal day before a very very important exam. Apparently Im Computer Lord so I can write it for him in 5 minutes. FML.
Update: the BS is still going on and hes prolly failing https://pasteboard.co/2F792pizssB1.jpg
Edit: The no. of people suggesting this can be done properly by ChatGPT without debugging required is astounding.
13 Hours later update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/106sst8/13_hours_later_he_has_barely_written_30_lines/
God, heres [some of the code](https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/106ydx7/classmate_wanted_me_to_check_his_ticketing/) he managed to write
Edit: he found this thread<|eoopr|><|sor|>Please don't help people like that. They are bad for the whole industry<|eor|><|sor|>Don't worry, he will never be a developer.
Perhaps a manager though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,300 |
programmerhumor | JamesWjRose | j3hdjbn | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>There is a real issue in the world where a person who knows nothing about a subject and then assumes that it is easy.
It's just odd to me, like why do they always assume it's easy?
------
Edit: to those mentioning the Dunning Kruger Effect, thanks. Though it already knew about this (good to mention it, obviously as others don't.
What I am asking is why DK is a thing. There are SO many things in the world that I know nothing about, but I don't assume they are easy. I am just so curious why it FEELS that the default thought is: Easy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,753 |
programmerhumor | lonaExe | j3gxcpx | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>I believe I'd just leave them on read after that.<|eor|><|soopr|>Hes helped me a couple times before- but not enough to write a whole ticketing system with a SQL database. Hella sure hell try gaslighting me into feeling guilty now argh.
edit (roughly three hours after the last message in the second slide): this dude is beyond my help https://pasteboard.co/2F792pizssB1.jpg
update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/106sst8/13_hours_later_he_has_barely_written_30_lines/
Since yall wanted me to share [the code he wrote](https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/106ydx7/classmate_wanted_me_to_check_his_ticketing/)
Edit: he found this thread yall<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,256 |
programmerhumor | adishivam1507 | j3gzwkc | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>Just send him this
if want_ticket:
print("ticket")<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,102 |
programmerhumor | MurhaMursu | j3gymzn | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>I believe I'd just leave them on read after that.<|eor|><|soopr|>Hes helped me a couple times before- but not enough to write a whole ticketing system with a SQL database. Hella sure hell try gaslighting me into feeling guilty now argh.
edit (roughly three hours after the last message in the second slide): this dude is beyond my help https://pasteboard.co/2F792pizssB1.jpg
update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/106sst8/13_hours_later_he_has_barely_written_30_lines/
Since yall wanted me to share [the code he wrote](https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/106ydx7/classmate_wanted_me_to_check_his_ticketing/)
Edit: he found this thread yall<|eoopr|><|sor|>If its day before cant you just say that it is imposible to do in this timeframe: "Man i could have helped you to write this if you would have contacted me sooner. We could have grabbed couple of beers some chips and got fukken annoyed of Sql..."
Bonus points if you block any gaslighting attempts with the same reason: #gaslight attempt# Your answer: "I know right wish you had contacted me sooner..."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,062 |
programmerhumor | Heavenfall | j3hj1p4 | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>*"code? I haven't even started it bro"* lmaooo<|eor|><|soopr|>god I half expected him to say that but it was still annoying af when I read it. like- you did zero work in 4 months, and now you want me to do your work for you?
Update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/106sst8/13_hours_later_he_has_barely_written_30_lines
Heres [some code](https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/106ydx7/classmate_wanted_me_to_check_his_ticketing/) he managed to write. Sigh.
Edit: he found this thread<|eoopr|><|sor|>The best part is he asked you at 10am, then handt started it at 3 pm. Then was still trying to get you to do it at 5 pm.
It was a busy day of nothing for that person.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,056 |
programmerhumor | folothedamntraincj | j3hux10 | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>Time to learn how to say no. One of the most useful developer skills.<|eor|><|sor|>Truth.
Dealing with this kind of thing is actually pretty good practical experience for the OP.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,812 |
programmerhumor | PartarioGoatlegs | j3h36ne | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>I got an email from someone on my degree asking what the outline of my dissertation paper was _the day before dissertation submission_.
"Hey dude, what are your section headings? I should be able to write this before submission shouldn't I?"
I'd been working on mine for _six months_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,687 |
programmerhumor | lonaExe | j3h48sa | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>The number of missed calls is making me cringe.<|eor|><|soopr|>And thats not counting the normal phone calls he made-<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,584 |
programmerhumor | JaiC | j3h7n5a | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>"It's one ~~banana~~ program, Michael. What could it ~~cost~~ take, ~~$10~~ 5 minutes?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,519 |
programmerhumor | saadism101 | j3hfkrp | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>The number of missed calls is making me cringe.<|eor|><|sor|>Not to mention the timestamps. The guy started texting in the morning and kept texting till the evening, and apparently didn't even make any effort to do it on his own.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,471 |
programmerhumor | lenswipe | j3h9maj | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|soopr|>Classmate wants me to write a complete movie ticketing system for his CS project a literal day before a very very important exam. Apparently Im Computer Lord so I can write it for him in 5 minutes. FML.
Update: the BS is still going on and hes prolly failing https://pasteboard.co/2F792pizssB1.jpg
Edit: The no. of people suggesting this can be done properly by ChatGPT without debugging required is astounding.
13 Hours later update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/106sst8/13_hours_later_he_has_barely_written_30_lines/
God, heres [some of the code](https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/106ydx7/classmate_wanted_me_to_check_his_ticketing/) he managed to write
Edit: he found this thread<|eoopr|><|sor|>Please don't help people like that. They are bad for the whole industry<|eor|><|sor|>Don't worry, he will never be a developer.
Perhaps a manager though<|eor|><|sor|>Unrealistic demands 1 day before a deadline. Defo a manager.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,365 |
programmerhumor | Enjoyingtheview08 | j3her1b | <|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>There is a real issue in the world where a person who knows nothing about a subject and then assumes that it is easy.
It's just odd to me, like why do they always assume it's easy?
------
Edit: to those mentioning the Dunning Kruger Effect, thanks. Though it already knew about this (good to mention it, obviously as others don't.
What I am asking is why DK is a thing. There are SO many things in the world that I know nothing about, but I don't assume they are easy. I am just so curious why it FEELS that the default thought is: Easy.<|eor|><|sor|>This is like my wife lol. Assumes my job is super easy because my 12 years of professional experience makes it easy for me. This does not make the job itself easy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,107 |
programmerhumor | kingofNoobies | 104qsv0 | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,598 |
programmerhumor | Arshiaa001 | j36fyzq | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sub is so full of people who are better at making memes than they are at programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,676 |
programmerhumor | --scout_ | j36gkth | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sub is so full of people who are better at making memes than they are at programming.<|eor|><|sor|>This Sub is 98% beginners who laugh at jokes they barely understand<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,282 |
programmerhumor | TheLazyKitty | j36hgcr | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they?
It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,226 |
programmerhumor | Mabi19_ | j36sswq | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they?
It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's how I like explaining them:
Pointers are numbers containing an address in memory. They're mainly useful for two things - accessing something without copying it and pointer arithmetic.
If variables live in Variable City, then a pointer is like a street address. You can *dereference* it to look at what is over there.
You can use pointers to look at something you don't own without copying it. For example, say your friend has a nice shed and you want to look at it. Normally you'd have to rebuild it next to your house to inspect it, but with a pointer you can simply visit his original one.
You can do arithmetic on pointers. For example, an array is like a street. They work by storing a pointer (here named `ptr`) to their first element (and sometimes their size). To get the element at index `n`, you can dereference the element at (ptr + n). So, if you have a pointer to some array element, you can subtract 1 to get the previous element and add 1 to get the next. This is like looking at the previous/next house over.
EDIT: Here are some more explanations using this analogy:
A memory leak is when you forget to tell the city that you don't need one of your houses anymore and it just sits there abandoned with no way to access it.
You can prevent some memory leaks with a smart pointer: an object that notices when a house is about to become abandoned and tells the city that it can safely demolish it. (Smart pointers won't help with pointer loops and some other weird structures, however.)
A segmentation fault happens when you get arrested for theft. This usually happens as a result of dereferencing an invalid pointer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,617 |
programmerhumor | --scout_ | j36f05i | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats so difficult to understand on pointers?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,548 |
programmerhumor | Oceloctopus | j374vhz | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they?
It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's how I like explaining them:
Pointers are numbers containing an address in memory. They're mainly useful for two things - accessing something without copying it and pointer arithmetic.
If variables live in Variable City, then a pointer is like a street address. You can *dereference* it to look at what is over there.
You can use pointers to look at something you don't own without copying it. For example, say your friend has a nice shed and you want to look at it. Normally you'd have to rebuild it next to your house to inspect it, but with a pointer you can simply visit his original one.
You can do arithmetic on pointers. For example, an array is like a street. They work by storing a pointer (here named `ptr`) to their first element (and sometimes their size). To get the element at index `n`, you can dereference the element at (ptr + n). So, if you have a pointer to some array element, you can subtract 1 to get the previous element and add 1 to get the next. This is like looking at the previous/next house over.
EDIT: Here are some more explanations using this analogy:
A memory leak is when you forget to tell the city that you don't need one of your houses anymore and it just sits there abandoned with no way to access it.
You can prevent some memory leaks with a smart pointer: an object that notices when a house is about to become abandoned and tells the city that it can safely demolish it. (Smart pointers won't help with pointer loops and some other weird structures, however.)
A segmentation fault happens when you get arrested for theft. This usually happens as a result of dereferencing an invalid pointer.<|eor|><|sor|>*knock knock*
EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A SHED I CAN LOOK AT?
...no?
^(*knock knock*)
^(EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A SHED I CAN LOOK AT?)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 931 |
programmerhumor | not_user_telken | j36gzmg | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats so difficult to understand on pointers?<|eor|><|sor|>I do question this myself, i think it comes down to not understanding memory at all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 891 |
programmerhumor | Creaaamm | j36m4lp | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they?
It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|sor|>it's probably that the concepts of memory addresses, passing by reference and limited resources are just too alien to the newest generation of programmers<|eor|><|sor|>Just show them [this](https://i.imgur.com/30UTwMv.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 797 |
programmerhumor | Arshiaa001 | j36gt0u | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sub is so full of people who are better at making memes than they are at programming.<|eor|><|sor|>This Sub is 98% beginners who laugh at jokes they barely understand<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. Not one of the bell curve memes would have made sense to anybody with half-decent knowledge of programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 720 |
programmerhumor | bearboyjd | j36f7ei | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All they do is point to stuff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 519 |
programmerhumor | Creepy-Ad-4832 | j36jrgg | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats so difficult to understand on pointers?<|eor|><|sor|>I do question this myself, i think it comes down to not understanding memory at all<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine people with alzaimer trying to understand memory lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 459 |
programmerhumor | fatrobin72 | j36lsxi | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they?
It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|sor|>it's probably that the concepts of memory addresses, passing by reference and limited resources are just too alien to the newest generation of programmers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 446 |
programmerhumor | d2718 | j36jlt3 | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats so difficult to understand on pointers?<|eor|><|sor|>This always puzzles me, too. Pointers just aren't that hard to understand. Now, not fucking them up is another story...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 410 |
programmerhumor | StereoBucket | j36qum0 | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sub is so full of people who are better at making memes than they are at programming.<|eor|><|sor|>This Sub is 98% beginners who laugh at jokes they barely understand<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. Not one of the bell curve memes would have made sense to anybody with half-decent knowledge of programming.<|eor|><|sor|>
Yeah the bell curve meme is really beaten to death by these weird cases of denial. "No no! You're wrong! Imaginary higher iq person agrees with ME!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 357 |
programmerhumor | Resorization | j36g476 | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn how computers store data. Then, you will understand that pointers just point to this data.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | csharpminor_fanclub | j376ah2 | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they?
It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's how I like explaining them:
Pointers are numbers containing an address in memory. They're mainly useful for two things - accessing something without copying it and pointer arithmetic.
If variables live in Variable City, then a pointer is like a street address. You can *dereference* it to look at what is over there.
You can use pointers to look at something you don't own without copying it. For example, say your friend has a nice shed and you want to look at it. Normally you'd have to rebuild it next to your house to inspect it, but with a pointer you can simply visit his original one.
You can do arithmetic on pointers. For example, an array is like a street. They work by storing a pointer (here named `ptr`) to their first element (and sometimes their size). To get the element at index `n`, you can dereference the element at (ptr + n). So, if you have a pointer to some array element, you can subtract 1 to get the previous element and add 1 to get the next. This is like looking at the previous/next house over.
EDIT: Here are some more explanations using this analogy:
A memory leak is when you forget to tell the city that you don't need one of your houses anymore and it just sits there abandoned with no way to access it.
You can prevent some memory leaks with a smart pointer: an object that notices when a house is about to become abandoned and tells the city that it can safely demolish it. (Smart pointers won't help with pointer loops and some other weird structures, however.)
A segmentation fault happens when you get arrested for theft. This usually happens as a result of dereferencing an invalid pointer.<|eor|><|sor|>*knock knock*
EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A SHED I CAN LOOK AT?
...no?
^(*knock knock*)
^(EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A SHED I CAN LOOK AT?)<|eor|><|sor|>that's linear search for ya<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | Gogo202 | j36g7sv | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn how computers store data. Then, you will understand that pointers just point to this data.<|eor|><|sor|>People here only use JS and python. No need to understand how data is stored when you only use dynamically typed languages<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | end_my_suffering44 | j36iw5w | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn how computers store data. Then, you will understand that pointers just point to this data.<|eor|><|sor|>People here only use JS and python. No need to understand how data is stored when you only use dynamically typed languages<|eor|><|sor|>"If those kids could read, they'd be very upset."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 234 |
programmerhumor | iliekcats- | j36t5nk | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats so difficult to understand on pointers?<|eor|><|sor|>I do question this myself, i think it comes down to not understanding memory at all<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine people with alzaimer trying to understand memory lmao<|eor|><|sor|>alzaimer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
programmerhumor | AlbatrossMediocre625 | j37a1ww | <|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they?
It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's how I like explaining them:
Pointers are numbers containing an address in memory. They're mainly useful for two things - accessing something without copying it and pointer arithmetic.
If variables live in Variable City, then a pointer is like a street address. You can *dereference* it to look at what is over there.
You can use pointers to look at something you don't own without copying it. For example, say your friend has a nice shed and you want to look at it. Normally you'd have to rebuild it next to your house to inspect it, but with a pointer you can simply visit his original one.
You can do arithmetic on pointers. For example, an array is like a street. They work by storing a pointer (here named `ptr`) to their first element (and sometimes their size). To get the element at index `n`, you can dereference the element at (ptr + n). So, if you have a pointer to some array element, you can subtract 1 to get the previous element and add 1 to get the next. This is like looking at the previous/next house over.
EDIT: Here are some more explanations using this analogy:
A memory leak is when you forget to tell the city that you don't need one of your houses anymore and it just sits there abandoned with no way to access it.
You can prevent some memory leaks with a smart pointer: an object that notices when a house is about to become abandoned and tells the city that it can safely demolish it. (Smart pointers won't help with pointer loops and some other weird structures, however.)
A segmentation fault happens when you get arrested for theft. This usually happens as a result of dereferencing an invalid pointer.<|eor|><|sor|>*knock knock*
EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A SHED I CAN LOOK AT?
...no?
^(*knock knock*)
^(EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A SHED I CAN LOOK AT?)<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah.. pointers are dangerous. Depointering our legacy code was a nightmare.<|eor|><|sor|>Pointers are not dangerous, bad developers who does crappy coding are dangerous. You can have that even without pointers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
programmerhumor | purforium | ug71hh | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,549 |
programmerhumor | macarmy93 | i6y7qrw | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they come back and tell you, in e-mail, something like "I ran it by legal and they determined that there's nothing illegal about it?"<|eor|><|sor|>Tell them you want it in writing from the legal team.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,715 |
programmerhumor | Comprehensive-Ad3963 | i6y73gx | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they come back and tell you, in e-mail, something like "I ran it by legal and they determined that there's nothing illegal about it?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,499 |
programmerhumor | Sputtrosa | i6xv7ku | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is horror, not humor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,594 |
programmerhumor | bigredcar | i6xz3sp | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had an employer ask me to falsify labor records to support a government audit many years ago. I refused and was lucky enough to be too vital to the company to be fired. They got a coworker and his girlfriend in accounting to do it instead.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,328 |
programmerhumor | _-_--__--- | i6z0qvh | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they come back and tell you, in e-mail, something like "I ran it by legal and they determined that there's nothing illegal about it?"<|eor|><|sor|>Tell them you want it in writing from the legal team.<|eor|><|sor|>It'd be hard to prove to a criminal court that if you disobeyed you would be punished. This is primarily why superior orders is a pretty hazy defense.<|eor|><|sor|>No offense, but what idiot would expect there to be no punishment.
Punishment for not completing a task a superior asked you to do is the norm, not some weird exception.
Not saying i disagree with how a court will take it, as courts have many many problems, but anyone with half a brain would understand there's punishments for not following a superior's orders.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,189 |
programmerhumor | GiantBonier | i6yfl2c | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"yeah, but did any of the managers go to jail? Because as your manager, that is my top concern."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,093 |
programmerhumor | SmittenGalaxy | i6yz7ay | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they come back and tell you, in e-mail, something like "I ran it by legal and they determined that there's nothing illegal about it?"<|eor|><|sor|>Tell them you want it in writing from the legal team.<|eor|><|sor|>It'd be hard to prove to a criminal court that if you disobeyed you would be punished. This is primarily why superior orders is a pretty hazy defense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,019 |
programmerhumor | halfanothersdozen | i6y4da7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My PM said "well if it gets too be a problem you get to say 'I told you so'."
I quit. Have fun when you get hacked!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 835 |
programmerhumor | purforium | i6y0kup | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had an employer ask me to falsify labor records to support a government audit many years ago. I refused and was lucky enough to be too vital to the company to be fired. They got a coworker and his girlfriend in accounting to do it instead.<|eor|><|soopr|>Good for you.
More Software Engineers need to understand they are far more vital than most employers would have them believe.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 736 |
programmerhumor | purforium | i6y39k8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is horror, not humor.<|eor|><|soopr|>Extra dark humor<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 711 |
programmerhumor | purforium | i6xt9kz | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Resources on ethics in Software Engineering
Why Software Developers go to Jail
https://youtu.be/XcysNttn0WI
IEEE Code of Ethics
https://www.computer.org/education/code-of-ethics
Disclosure Assistance
https://docs.hackerone.com/hackers/disclosure-assistance.html
Chaos Computer Club
https://www.ccc.de/en/home<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 541 |
programmerhumor | Cyniikal | i6z3cib | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they come back and tell you, in e-mail, something like "I ran it by legal and they determined that there's nothing illegal about it?"<|eor|><|sor|>Tell them you want it in writing from the legal team.<|eor|><|sor|>It'd be hard to prove to a criminal court that if you disobeyed you would be punished. This is primarily why superior orders is a pretty hazy defense.<|eor|><|sor|>No offense, but what idiot would expect there to be no punishment.
Punishment for not completing a task a superior asked you to do is the norm, not some weird exception.
Not saying i disagree with how a court will take it, as courts have many many problems, but anyone with half a brain would understand there's punishments for not following a superior's orders.<|eor|><|sor|>So the thing is that fear of "punishment" isn't a defense against doing something illegal. The law typically defines coercion to include some form of threat of violence. Not just typical workplace retaliation stuff (there are other laws against that though).<|eor|><|sor|>It seems a pretty solid defense to me if you get, in writing, words from your legal team saying it's okay. They are literally your company's legal professionals.
EDIT: If it's something incredibly obviously illegal, yes, this is probably not a solid defense. However, if you are misled or misinformed by lawyers on a subject that isn't blatantly illegal, I would hazard a guess that you would probably be fine in court. Everyone is immediately thinking of shit like "robbing a bank", I mean come on...
Mens rea is considered when sentencing in the U.S. at least, so I would say if you do get in trouble, it would probably be the lightest possible sentence given the fact you got a written statement from a group of legal professionals saying that what you were doing is okay.
Being ignorant of the law and being deliberately misled by legal professionals are materially different in U.S. law. As far as I'm aware.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 535 |
programmerhumor | BringAltoidSoursBack | i6zwgud | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"yeah, but did any of the managers go to jail? Because as your manager, that is my top concern."<|eor|><|sor|>Literally what I was thinking. You're telling your manager that you'll go to jail not them, feel like they just see that as a win.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 408 |
programmerhumor | TheLimeyCanuck | i6yjbmp | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Several decades ago I had an employer ask me to alter commercial software so they could sell it as their own product. I said no. I was "let go" about a month later even though I was their most skilled employee and led a team of 8.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 393 |
programmerhumor | kpd328 | i6yge5h | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The bottom of the food chain is always the one going to jail. If you're the one at the bottom, being asked to do unethical or illegal things is your cue to quit, and if egregious enough, be the whistle-blower.
There is no job, no opportunity, worth going to prison for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 375 |
programmerhumor | RandomComputerBloke | i6yis82 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had an employer ask me to falsify labor records to support a government audit many years ago. I refused and was lucky enough to be too vital to the company to be fired. They got a coworker and his girlfriend in accounting to do it instead.<|eor|><|soopr|>Good for you.
More Software Engineers need to understand they are far more vital than most employers would have them believe.<|eoopr|><|sor|>When I left the first company I worked for, I walked away from a very stressful project. The management and project managers believed that because I was a junior engineer they could easily replace me with someone else, little did they know the senior engineer did very little as he was working on multiple projects, and the two other engineers had no idea how most of the components worked. Two months after leaving I was told that it had gone so off the rails that the client had actually terminated the contract, and the manager of the team had been fired for it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | purforium | i6yki9u | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Several decades ago I had an employer ask me to alter commercial software so they could sell it as their own product. I said no. I was "let go" about a month later even though I was their most skilled employee and led a team of 8.<|eor|><|soopr|>Just in case no one told you:
You did the right thing.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 350 |
programmerhumor | purforium | i6y4whi | <|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My PM said "well if it gets too be a problem you get to say 'I told you so'."
I quit. Have fun when you get hacked!<|eor|><|soopr|>Judge: Mr. Dozen would you like to say anything before I announce your sentencing?
Dozen: I told you so.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | nonsenseis | vmhzrp | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,498 |
programmerhumor | SpacecraftX | ie1f9ao | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose
Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,386 |
programmerhumor | nonsenseis | ie18s2u | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>A bug a day keeps release date away<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,331 |
programmerhumor | theoreticallyme76 | ie1pq67 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose
Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|sor|>Bad: The code doesnt work and I know why
Worse: The code doesnt work and I dont know why
Terrifying: The code works and I dont know why<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 520 |
programmerhumor | xXx_epicgamer_xXx | ie1jeyg | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose
Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 418 |
programmerhumor | SparklyEarlAv32 | ie1gf9v | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Failing is better anyways, the day things work first time be very afraid because something must be horribly wrong, you just don't know it yet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | demonslayer9911 | ie19q9l | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>A bug a day keeps release date away<|eoopr|><|sor|> <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | SleepDeprivedUserUK | ie1k2l0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TCX90yALsI)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
programmerhumor | CallKennyLoggins | ie1t71p | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose
Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|sor|>Bad: The code doesnt work and I know why
Worse: The code doesnt work and I dont know why
Terrifying: The code works and I dont know why<|eor|><|sor|>Terrifying is where I try to spend most of my time, because unfortunately knowing why the code works just isnt an option.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | THIS_MSG_IS_A_LIE | ie1emo6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>A bug a day keeps release date away<|eoopr|><|sor|>dont those keep all potential dates away?
^send ^help ^Im ^lonely<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | mycommentsaccount | ie1yh49 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TCX90yALsI)<|eor|><|sor|>Ahh, a Gandalf quote. I love Harry Potter so much.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | arobie1992 | ie1l9rh | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose
Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|sor|>I will always take a big old compilation error or stack trace over incorrect behavior. That's why excessive try/catches give me anxiety.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | TheSublimeLight | ie1wkbv | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose
Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|sor|>Bad: The code doesnt work and I know why
Worse: The code doesnt work and I dont know why
Terrifying: The code works and I dont know why<|eor|><|sor|>Terrifying is where I try to spend most of my time, because unfortunately knowing why the code works just isnt an option.<|eor|><|sor|>Arcanery. That's the reason. We made rocks think. It's arcanery.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | batweenerpopemobile | ie25205 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose
Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|sor|>Bad: The code doesnt work and I know why
Worse: The code doesnt work and I dont know why
Terrifying: The code works and I dont know why<|eor|><|sor|>* there is a bug in the code
* locate problem area
* not sure how this even works
* make arbitrary change
* it now does not work
* revert change
* it still does not work
* existential terror<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | invisibo | ie1qksb | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Failing is better anyways, the day things work first time be very afraid because something must be horribly wrong, you just don't know it yet.<|eor|><|sor|>I took a vacation around Christmas this year for the first time in about 5 years. I was freaking out because I got zero phone calls and zero urgent messages all week. I thought for sure something was broken. I dont know if it made it worse or better that everything was stable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | DemocracyIsGood | ie1mam1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>A bug a day keeps release date away<|eoopr|><|sor|>dont those keep all potential dates away?
^send ^help ^Im ^lonely<|eor|><|sor|>They really shouldn't. Don't sacrifice your life for a company<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmerhumor | DaddyPest | ie1o5yw | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TCX90yALsI)<|eor|><|sor|>As much as I love TNG, this monologue really didn't resonate with me. In a game of imperfect information or with randomness, it is obviously true; but Strategema (the game in which losing prompted Data's self-doubt) is alluded to be similar to Chess, a game which has none of these properties and in which a loss *is* attributable to suboptimal decisions.<|eor|><|sor|>A mistake in the context of a game could mean he chose a viable strategy, executed it perfectly, but was countered. Maybe in a brand new way, depending on the complexity of the game. I also believe it's not to say he didn't commit mistakes, just that even if he didn't, he could still lose because such is the nature of life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmerhumor | goda90 | ie1p4el | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose
Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|sor|>I will always take a big old compilation error or stack trace over incorrect behavior. That's why excessive try/catches give me anxiety.<|eor|><|sor|>Sanity check assertions are the key. Check the state of the program and if it's unexpected throw an exception. Maybe do it silently so it just shows up in logs, but at least it doesn't go entirely unnoticed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmerhumor | reddituser1827291 | ybdcsu | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,480 |
programmerhumor | noooit | itg3fp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ben will think everyone can access his localhost forever now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,199 |
programmerhumor | Total_Ad_1767 | itg01tm | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you did no changes and receive a Pull Request from your local machine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,963 |
programmerhumor | agathver | itfupbl | <|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Rahmesh1998 must be an absolute genius to figure out the tweet OPs IP address and access port 8080 on his system and then give you an answer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,933 |
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