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programmerhumor
mexicanburritoo
fpmmnhd
<|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You shall test it once a week.<|eor|><|sor|>This made me laugh harder that it shouldve<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
127
programmerhumor
freakynit
sgwew9
<|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
42,657
programmerhumor
ninety2two
huz31e4
<|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,057
programmerhumor
RobMerks
huz8jzv
<|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|sor|>That would make the quality assessment too quick and painless<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,713
programmerhumor
ywBBxNqW
huzbu1e
<|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>The developer then added armor on his legs after the incident, and to future-proof it, he also added a full-body and full-face armor. The QA marked it as passed. The first user came in and shoot himself in the temple.<|eor|><|sor|>The second user shot themselves twice in the back of the head.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
725
programmerhumor
gobermouche
huz542v
<|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>Imo the QA should just throw the gun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
579
programmerhumor
Feeling_Percentage_9
huz1kw4
<|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>This is operators and technicians as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
435
programmerhumor
Jolly-Conclusion
huzirkp
<|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|sor|>That would make the quality assessment too quick and painless<|eor|><|sor|>This is true. It would take at least another hour before the assessment was finished.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
380
programmerhumor
DearestBurrito
huz9xm1
<|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>Then the sysadmin comes , puts a tampon on the dev bullet hole to stop the bleeding, and chops off both index fingers from the QA Manager. PROBLEM SOLVED.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
338
programmerhumor
fish312
huzn4df
<|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>Imo the QA should just throw the gun.<|eor|><|sor|>Skipping LegShotTestCase Skipping HeadShotTestCase All tests passed Ok, deploy to prod<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
237
programmerhumor
PriorEnvironmental65
huzjzry
<|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|sor|>My wife is a test engineer. After days of testing, to be told to retest because someone pushed code to int. she would have just emptied the entire mag in to the vest and shouted 'DOES IT FUCKING WORK NOW?'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
203
programmerhumor
HmmKuchen
huz1xo3
<|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>This is operators and technicians as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Users shoot you in the head and then complain why it stopped working.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
177
programmerhumor
fsr1967
huznamf
<|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>The developer then added armor on his legs after the incident, and to future-proof it, he also added a full-body and full-face armor. The QA marked it as passed. The first user came in and shoot himself in the temple.<|eor|><|sor|>The second user shot themselves twice in the back of the head.<|eor|><|sor|>third user drowned themselves in bathtub<|eor|><|sor|>Fourth user drowned themselves in the gun<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
151
programmerhumor
genlight13
huzva9x
<|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|sor|>That would make the quality assessment too quick and painless<|eor|><|sor|>This is true. It would take at least another hour before the assessment was finished.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Nope. Cannot confirm. For me it was like running around between desks. Everybody thought his code was perfect it had to fail at another place. Some bugs persisted over weeks because i couldnt nail it down. One of the hardest ones was a System test and a really nice BSOD, who seemingly appeared randomnly. After three weeks of my complaining and trash talking between me and my dear developer friends we stood in a circle around the one pc who BSODed. after some time we took another one in and he leisurely said maybe a race condition with my code. I f***ing hate race conditions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
103
programmerhumor
LostSoulsAlliance
huzyjjd
<|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|sor|>The fastest someone ever broke my code was a secretary, and she did it in 30 seconds. I asked her to show me what she did, and what she did made absolutely no sense. "Why did you do that; what were you trying to do?" "I don't know, and I don't know." Good lesson for me. At least within a computing environment you can lock everything down and only allow certain actions. I can't imagine what developing physical products is like if you are trying to make them safe. But I guess that's why there are so many crazy warnings on products.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
102
programmerhumor
R3D3-1
huzfbav
<|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>What seems to be implied: "Come on, don't use software stupidly like that!" What I see: QA doing their job well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
101
programmerhumor
zilti
huzr8cd
<|sols|><|sot|>How QA's test developer's code...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1s4j7dzcize81<|eol|><|sor|>I was expecting a headshot.<|eor|><|sor|>My wife is a test engineer. After days of testing, to be told to retest because someone pushed code to int. she would have just emptied the entire mag in to the vest and shouted 'DOES IT FUCKING WORK NOW?'<|eor|><|sor|>And that's why you automate as many tests as possible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
96
programmerhumor
lonaExe
106k9gs
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
42,637
programmerhumor
Professional_Ear5437
j3h9kzo
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>*"code? I haven't even started it bro"* lmaooo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7,723
programmerhumor
0mica0
j3h95u9
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>Time to learn how to say no. One of the most useful developer skills.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7,205
programmerhumor
DerHamm
j3h02zz
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|soopr|>Classmate wants me to write a complete movie ticketing system for his CS project a literal day before a very very important exam. Apparently Im Computer Lord so I can write it for him in 5 minutes. FML. Update: the BS is still going on and hes prolly failing https://pasteboard.co/2F792pizssB1.jpg Edit: The no. of people suggesting this can be done properly by ChatGPT without debugging required is astounding. 13 Hours later update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/106sst8/13_hours_later_he_has_barely_written_30_lines/ God, heres [some of the code](https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/106ydx7/classmate_wanted_me_to_check_his_ticketing/) he managed to write Edit: he found this thread<|eoopr|><|sor|>Please don't help people like that. They are bad for the whole industry<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6,964
programmerhumor
lonaExe
j3gwszl
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|soopr|>Classmate wants me to write a complete movie ticketing system for his CS project a literal day before a very very important exam. Apparently Im Computer Lord so I can write it for him in 5 minutes. FML. Update: the BS is still going on and hes prolly failing https://pasteboard.co/2F792pizssB1.jpg Edit: The no. of people suggesting this can be done properly by ChatGPT without debugging required is astounding. 13 Hours later update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/106sst8/13_hours_later_he_has_barely_written_30_lines/ God, heres [some of the code](https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/106ydx7/classmate_wanted_me_to_check_his_ticketing/) he managed to write Edit: he found this thread<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,404
programmerhumor
NoKneeHobbit68
j3gwlqw
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>I believe I'd just leave them on read after that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,527
programmerhumor
tube32
j3h0lom
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>The number of missed calls is making me cringe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,443
programmerhumor
lonaExe
j3hd40b
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>*"code? I haven't even started it bro"* lmaooo<|eor|><|soopr|>god I half expected him to say that but it was still annoying af when I read it. like- you did zero work in 4 months, and now you want me to do your work for you? Update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/106sst8/13_hours_later_he_has_barely_written_30_lines Heres [some code](https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/106ydx7/classmate_wanted_me_to_check_his_ticketing/) he managed to write. Sigh. Edit: he found this thread<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,794
programmerhumor
moyet
j3h1w31
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|soopr|>Classmate wants me to write a complete movie ticketing system for his CS project a literal day before a very very important exam. Apparently Im Computer Lord so I can write it for him in 5 minutes. FML. Update: the BS is still going on and hes prolly failing https://pasteboard.co/2F792pizssB1.jpg Edit: The no. of people suggesting this can be done properly by ChatGPT without debugging required is astounding. 13 Hours later update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/106sst8/13_hours_later_he_has_barely_written_30_lines/ God, heres [some of the code](https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/106ydx7/classmate_wanted_me_to_check_his_ticketing/) he managed to write Edit: he found this thread<|eoopr|><|sor|>Please don't help people like that. They are bad for the whole industry<|eor|><|sor|>Don't worry, he will never be a developer. Perhaps a manager though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,300
programmerhumor
JamesWjRose
j3hdjbn
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>There is a real issue in the world where a person who knows nothing about a subject and then assumes that it is easy. It's just odd to me, like why do they always assume it's easy? ------ Edit: to those mentioning the Dunning Kruger Effect, thanks. Though it already knew about this (good to mention it, obviously as others don't. What I am asking is why DK is a thing. There are SO many things in the world that I know nothing about, but I don't assume they are easy. I am just so curious why it FEELS that the default thought is: Easy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,753
programmerhumor
lonaExe
j3gxcpx
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>I believe I'd just leave them on read after that.<|eor|><|soopr|>Hes helped me a couple times before- but not enough to write a whole ticketing system with a SQL database. Hella sure hell try gaslighting me into feeling guilty now argh. edit (roughly three hours after the last message in the second slide): this dude is beyond my help https://pasteboard.co/2F792pizssB1.jpg update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/106sst8/13_hours_later_he_has_barely_written_30_lines/ Since yall wanted me to share [the code he wrote](https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/106ydx7/classmate_wanted_me_to_check_his_ticketing/) Edit: he found this thread yall<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,256
programmerhumor
adishivam1507
j3gzwkc
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>Just send him this if want_ticket: print("ticket")<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,102
programmerhumor
MurhaMursu
j3gymzn
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>I believe I'd just leave them on read after that.<|eor|><|soopr|>Hes helped me a couple times before- but not enough to write a whole ticketing system with a SQL database. Hella sure hell try gaslighting me into feeling guilty now argh. edit (roughly three hours after the last message in the second slide): this dude is beyond my help https://pasteboard.co/2F792pizssB1.jpg update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/106sst8/13_hours_later_he_has_barely_written_30_lines/ Since yall wanted me to share [the code he wrote](https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/106ydx7/classmate_wanted_me_to_check_his_ticketing/) Edit: he found this thread yall<|eoopr|><|sor|>If its day before cant you just say that it is imposible to do in this timeframe: "Man i could have helped you to write this if you would have contacted me sooner. We could have grabbed couple of beers some chips and got fukken annoyed of Sql..." Bonus points if you block any gaslighting attempts with the same reason: #gaslight attempt# Your answer: "I know right wish you had contacted me sooner..."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,062
programmerhumor
Heavenfall
j3hj1p4
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>*"code? I haven't even started it bro"* lmaooo<|eor|><|soopr|>god I half expected him to say that but it was still annoying af when I read it. like- you did zero work in 4 months, and now you want me to do your work for you? Update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/106sst8/13_hours_later_he_has_barely_written_30_lines Heres [some code](https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/106ydx7/classmate_wanted_me_to_check_his_ticketing/) he managed to write. Sigh. Edit: he found this thread<|eoopr|><|sor|>The best part is he asked you at 10am, then handt started it at 3 pm. Then was still trying to get you to do it at 5 pm. It was a busy day of nothing for that person.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,056
programmerhumor
folothedamntraincj
j3hux10
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>Time to learn how to say no. One of the most useful developer skills.<|eor|><|sor|>Truth. Dealing with this kind of thing is actually pretty good practical experience for the OP.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,812
programmerhumor
PartarioGoatlegs
j3h36ne
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>I got an email from someone on my degree asking what the outline of my dissertation paper was _the day before dissertation submission_. "Hey dude, what are your section headings? I should be able to write this before submission shouldn't I?" I'd been working on mine for _six months_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,687
programmerhumor
lonaExe
j3h48sa
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>The number of missed calls is making me cringe.<|eor|><|soopr|>And thats not counting the normal phone calls he made-<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,584
programmerhumor
JaiC
j3h7n5a
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>"It's one ~~banana~~ program, Michael. What could it ~~cost~~ take, ~~$10~~ 5 minutes?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,519
programmerhumor
saadism101
j3hfkrp
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>The number of missed calls is making me cringe.<|eor|><|sor|>Not to mention the timestamps. The guy started texting in the morning and kept texting till the evening, and apparently didn't even make any effort to do it on his own.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,471
programmerhumor
lenswipe
j3h9maj
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|soopr|>Classmate wants me to write a complete movie ticketing system for his CS project a literal day before a very very important exam. Apparently Im Computer Lord so I can write it for him in 5 minutes. FML. Update: the BS is still going on and hes prolly failing https://pasteboard.co/2F792pizssB1.jpg Edit: The no. of people suggesting this can be done properly by ChatGPT without debugging required is astounding. 13 Hours later update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/106sst8/13_hours_later_he_has_barely_written_30_lines/ God, heres [some of the code](https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/106ydx7/classmate_wanted_me_to_check_his_ticketing/) he managed to write Edit: he found this thread<|eoopr|><|sor|>Please don't help people like that. They are bad for the whole industry<|eor|><|sor|>Don't worry, he will never be a developer. Perhaps a manager though<|eor|><|sor|>Unrealistic demands 1 day before a deadline. Defo a manager.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,365
programmerhumor
Enjoyingtheview08
j3her1b
<|sols|><|sot|>*huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/106k9gs<|eol|><|sor|>There is a real issue in the world where a person who knows nothing about a subject and then assumes that it is easy. It's just odd to me, like why do they always assume it's easy? ------ Edit: to those mentioning the Dunning Kruger Effect, thanks. Though it already knew about this (good to mention it, obviously as others don't. What I am asking is why DK is a thing. There are SO many things in the world that I know nothing about, but I don't assume they are easy. I am just so curious why it FEELS that the default thought is: Easy.<|eor|><|sor|>This is like my wife lol. Assumes my job is super easy because my 12 years of professional experience makes it easy for me. This does not make the job itself easy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,107
programmerhumor
kingofNoobies
104qsv0
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
42,598
programmerhumor
Arshiaa001
j36fyzq
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sub is so full of people who are better at making memes than they are at programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,676
programmerhumor
--scout_
j36gkth
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sub is so full of people who are better at making memes than they are at programming.<|eor|><|sor|>This Sub is 98% beginners who laugh at jokes they barely understand<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,282
programmerhumor
TheLazyKitty
j36hgcr
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they? It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,226
programmerhumor
Mabi19_
j36sswq
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they? It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's how I like explaining them: Pointers are numbers containing an address in memory. They're mainly useful for two things - accessing something without copying it and pointer arithmetic. If variables live in Variable City, then a pointer is like a street address. You can *dereference* it to look at what is over there. You can use pointers to look at something you don't own without copying it. For example, say your friend has a nice shed and you want to look at it. Normally you'd have to rebuild it next to your house to inspect it, but with a pointer you can simply visit his original one. You can do arithmetic on pointers. For example, an array is like a street. They work by storing a pointer (here named `ptr`) to their first element (and sometimes their size). To get the element at index `n`, you can dereference the element at (ptr + n). So, if you have a pointer to some array element, you can subtract 1 to get the previous element and add 1 to get the next. This is like looking at the previous/next house over. EDIT: Here are some more explanations using this analogy: A memory leak is when you forget to tell the city that you don't need one of your houses anymore and it just sits there abandoned with no way to access it. You can prevent some memory leaks with a smart pointer: an object that notices when a house is about to become abandoned and tells the city that it can safely demolish it. (Smart pointers won't help with pointer loops and some other weird structures, however.) A segmentation fault happens when you get arrested for theft. This usually happens as a result of dereferencing an invalid pointer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,617
programmerhumor
--scout_
j36f05i
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats so difficult to understand on pointers?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,548
programmerhumor
Oceloctopus
j374vhz
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they? It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's how I like explaining them: Pointers are numbers containing an address in memory. They're mainly useful for two things - accessing something without copying it and pointer arithmetic. If variables live in Variable City, then a pointer is like a street address. You can *dereference* it to look at what is over there. You can use pointers to look at something you don't own without copying it. For example, say your friend has a nice shed and you want to look at it. Normally you'd have to rebuild it next to your house to inspect it, but with a pointer you can simply visit his original one. You can do arithmetic on pointers. For example, an array is like a street. They work by storing a pointer (here named `ptr`) to their first element (and sometimes their size). To get the element at index `n`, you can dereference the element at (ptr + n). So, if you have a pointer to some array element, you can subtract 1 to get the previous element and add 1 to get the next. This is like looking at the previous/next house over. EDIT: Here are some more explanations using this analogy: A memory leak is when you forget to tell the city that you don't need one of your houses anymore and it just sits there abandoned with no way to access it. You can prevent some memory leaks with a smart pointer: an object that notices when a house is about to become abandoned and tells the city that it can safely demolish it. (Smart pointers won't help with pointer loops and some other weird structures, however.) A segmentation fault happens when you get arrested for theft. This usually happens as a result of dereferencing an invalid pointer.<|eor|><|sor|>*knock knock* EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A SHED I CAN LOOK AT? ...no? ^(*knock knock*) ^(EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A SHED I CAN LOOK AT?)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
931
programmerhumor
not_user_telken
j36gzmg
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats so difficult to understand on pointers?<|eor|><|sor|>I do question this myself, i think it comes down to not understanding memory at all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
891
programmerhumor
Creaaamm
j36m4lp
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they? It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|sor|>it's probably that the concepts of memory addresses, passing by reference and limited resources are just too alien to the newest generation of programmers<|eor|><|sor|>Just show them [this](https://i.imgur.com/30UTwMv.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
797
programmerhumor
Arshiaa001
j36gt0u
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sub is so full of people who are better at making memes than they are at programming.<|eor|><|sor|>This Sub is 98% beginners who laugh at jokes they barely understand<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. Not one of the bell curve memes would have made sense to anybody with half-decent knowledge of programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
720
programmerhumor
bearboyjd
j36f7ei
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All they do is point to stuff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
519
programmerhumor
Creepy-Ad-4832
j36jrgg
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats so difficult to understand on pointers?<|eor|><|sor|>I do question this myself, i think it comes down to not understanding memory at all<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine people with alzaimer trying to understand memory lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
459
programmerhumor
fatrobin72
j36lsxi
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they? It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|sor|>it's probably that the concepts of memory addresses, passing by reference and limited resources are just too alien to the newest generation of programmers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
446
programmerhumor
d2718
j36jlt3
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats so difficult to understand on pointers?<|eor|><|sor|>This always puzzles me, too. Pointers just aren't that hard to understand. Now, not fucking them up is another story...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
410
programmerhumor
StereoBucket
j36qum0
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sub is so full of people who are better at making memes than they are at programming.<|eor|><|sor|>This Sub is 98% beginners who laugh at jokes they barely understand<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. Not one of the bell curve memes would have made sense to anybody with half-decent knowledge of programming.<|eor|><|sor|> Yeah the bell curve meme is really beaten to death by these weird cases of denial. "No no! You're wrong! Imaginary higher iq person agrees with ME!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
357
programmerhumor
Resorization
j36g476
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn how computers store data. Then, you will understand that pointers just point to this data.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
353
programmerhumor
csharpminor_fanclub
j376ah2
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they? It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's how I like explaining them: Pointers are numbers containing an address in memory. They're mainly useful for two things - accessing something without copying it and pointer arithmetic. If variables live in Variable City, then a pointer is like a street address. You can *dereference* it to look at what is over there. You can use pointers to look at something you don't own without copying it. For example, say your friend has a nice shed and you want to look at it. Normally you'd have to rebuild it next to your house to inspect it, but with a pointer you can simply visit his original one. You can do arithmetic on pointers. For example, an array is like a street. They work by storing a pointer (here named `ptr`) to their first element (and sometimes their size). To get the element at index `n`, you can dereference the element at (ptr + n). So, if you have a pointer to some array element, you can subtract 1 to get the previous element and add 1 to get the next. This is like looking at the previous/next house over. EDIT: Here are some more explanations using this analogy: A memory leak is when you forget to tell the city that you don't need one of your houses anymore and it just sits there abandoned with no way to access it. You can prevent some memory leaks with a smart pointer: an object that notices when a house is about to become abandoned and tells the city that it can safely demolish it. (Smart pointers won't help with pointer loops and some other weird structures, however.) A segmentation fault happens when you get arrested for theft. This usually happens as a result of dereferencing an invalid pointer.<|eor|><|sor|>*knock knock* EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A SHED I CAN LOOK AT? ...no? ^(*knock knock*) ^(EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A SHED I CAN LOOK AT?)<|eor|><|sor|>that's linear search for ya<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
271
programmerhumor
Gogo202
j36g7sv
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn how computers store data. Then, you will understand that pointers just point to this data.<|eor|><|sor|>People here only use JS and python. No need to understand how data is stored when you only use dynamically typed languages<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
245
programmerhumor
end_my_suffering44
j36iw5w
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn how computers store data. Then, you will understand that pointers just point to this data.<|eor|><|sor|>People here only use JS and python. No need to understand how data is stored when you only use dynamically typed languages<|eor|><|sor|>"If those kids could read, they'd be very upset."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
234
programmerhumor
iliekcats-
j36t5nk
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats so difficult to understand on pointers?<|eor|><|sor|>I do question this myself, i think it comes down to not understanding memory at all<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine people with alzaimer trying to understand memory lmao<|eor|><|sor|>alzaimer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
223
programmerhumor
AlbatrossMediocre625
j37a1ww
<|sols|><|sot|>cant be the only one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/aqeq6rfvxfaa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pointers aren't that hard, are they? It's just integers that hold a memory address.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's how I like explaining them: Pointers are numbers containing an address in memory. They're mainly useful for two things - accessing something without copying it and pointer arithmetic. If variables live in Variable City, then a pointer is like a street address. You can *dereference* it to look at what is over there. You can use pointers to look at something you don't own without copying it. For example, say your friend has a nice shed and you want to look at it. Normally you'd have to rebuild it next to your house to inspect it, but with a pointer you can simply visit his original one. You can do arithmetic on pointers. For example, an array is like a street. They work by storing a pointer (here named `ptr`) to their first element (and sometimes their size). To get the element at index `n`, you can dereference the element at (ptr + n). So, if you have a pointer to some array element, you can subtract 1 to get the previous element and add 1 to get the next. This is like looking at the previous/next house over. EDIT: Here are some more explanations using this analogy: A memory leak is when you forget to tell the city that you don't need one of your houses anymore and it just sits there abandoned with no way to access it. You can prevent some memory leaks with a smart pointer: an object that notices when a house is about to become abandoned and tells the city that it can safely demolish it. (Smart pointers won't help with pointer loops and some other weird structures, however.) A segmentation fault happens when you get arrested for theft. This usually happens as a result of dereferencing an invalid pointer.<|eor|><|sor|>*knock knock* EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A SHED I CAN LOOK AT? ...no? ^(*knock knock*) ^(EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A SHED I CAN LOOK AT?)<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah.. pointers are dangerous. Depointering our legacy code was a nightmare.<|eor|><|sor|>Pointers are not dangerous, bad developers who does crappy coding are dangerous. You can have that even without pointers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
223
programmerhumor
purforium
ug71hh
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
42,549
programmerhumor
macarmy93
i6y7qrw
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they come back and tell you, in e-mail, something like "I ran it by legal and they determined that there's nothing illegal about it?"<|eor|><|sor|>Tell them you want it in writing from the legal team.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,715
programmerhumor
Comprehensive-Ad3963
i6y73gx
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they come back and tell you, in e-mail, something like "I ran it by legal and they determined that there's nothing illegal about it?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,499
programmerhumor
Sputtrosa
i6xv7ku
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is horror, not humor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,594
programmerhumor
bigredcar
i6xz3sp
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had an employer ask me to falsify labor records to support a government audit many years ago. I refused and was lucky enough to be too vital to the company to be fired. They got a coworker and his girlfriend in accounting to do it instead.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,328
programmerhumor
_-_--__---
i6z0qvh
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they come back and tell you, in e-mail, something like "I ran it by legal and they determined that there's nothing illegal about it?"<|eor|><|sor|>Tell them you want it in writing from the legal team.<|eor|><|sor|>It'd be hard to prove to a criminal court that if you disobeyed you would be punished. This is primarily why superior orders is a pretty hazy defense.<|eor|><|sor|>No offense, but what idiot would expect there to be no punishment. Punishment for not completing a task a superior asked you to do is the norm, not some weird exception. Not saying i disagree with how a court will take it, as courts have many many problems, but anyone with half a brain would understand there's punishments for not following a superior's orders.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,189
programmerhumor
GiantBonier
i6yfl2c
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"yeah, but did any of the managers go to jail? Because as your manager, that is my top concern."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,093
programmerhumor
SmittenGalaxy
i6yz7ay
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they come back and tell you, in e-mail, something like "I ran it by legal and they determined that there's nothing illegal about it?"<|eor|><|sor|>Tell them you want it in writing from the legal team.<|eor|><|sor|>It'd be hard to prove to a criminal court that if you disobeyed you would be punished. This is primarily why superior orders is a pretty hazy defense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,019
programmerhumor
halfanothersdozen
i6y4da7
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My PM said "well if it gets too be a problem you get to say 'I told you so'." I quit. Have fun when you get hacked!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
835
programmerhumor
purforium
i6y0kup
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had an employer ask me to falsify labor records to support a government audit many years ago. I refused and was lucky enough to be too vital to the company to be fired. They got a coworker and his girlfriend in accounting to do it instead.<|eor|><|soopr|>Good for you. More Software Engineers need to understand they are far more vital than most employers would have them believe.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
736
programmerhumor
purforium
i6y39k8
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is horror, not humor.<|eor|><|soopr|>Extra dark humor<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
711
programmerhumor
purforium
i6xt9kz
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Resources on ethics in Software Engineering Why Software Developers go to Jail https://youtu.be/XcysNttn0WI IEEE Code of Ethics https://www.computer.org/education/code-of-ethics Disclosure Assistance https://docs.hackerone.com/hackers/disclosure-assistance.html Chaos Computer Club https://www.ccc.de/en/home<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
541
programmerhumor
Cyniikal
i6z3cib
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they come back and tell you, in e-mail, something like "I ran it by legal and they determined that there's nothing illegal about it?"<|eor|><|sor|>Tell them you want it in writing from the legal team.<|eor|><|sor|>It'd be hard to prove to a criminal court that if you disobeyed you would be punished. This is primarily why superior orders is a pretty hazy defense.<|eor|><|sor|>No offense, but what idiot would expect there to be no punishment. Punishment for not completing a task a superior asked you to do is the norm, not some weird exception. Not saying i disagree with how a court will take it, as courts have many many problems, but anyone with half a brain would understand there's punishments for not following a superior's orders.<|eor|><|sor|>So the thing is that fear of "punishment" isn't a defense against doing something illegal. The law typically defines coercion to include some form of threat of violence. Not just typical workplace retaliation stuff (there are other laws against that though).<|eor|><|sor|>It seems a pretty solid defense to me if you get, in writing, words from your legal team saying it's okay. They are literally your company's legal professionals. EDIT: If it's something incredibly obviously illegal, yes, this is probably not a solid defense. However, if you are misled or misinformed by lawyers on a subject that isn't blatantly illegal, I would hazard a guess that you would probably be fine in court. Everyone is immediately thinking of shit like "robbing a bank", I mean come on... Mens rea is considered when sentencing in the U.S. at least, so I would say if you do get in trouble, it would probably be the lightest possible sentence given the fact you got a written statement from a group of legal professionals saying that what you were doing is okay. Being ignorant of the law and being deliberately misled by legal professionals are materially different in U.S. law. As far as I'm aware.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
535
programmerhumor
BringAltoidSoursBack
i6zwgud
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"yeah, but did any of the managers go to jail? Because as your manager, that is my top concern."<|eor|><|sor|>Literally what I was thinking. You're telling your manager that you'll go to jail not them, feel like they just see that as a win.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
408
programmerhumor
TheLimeyCanuck
i6yjbmp
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Several decades ago I had an employer ask me to alter commercial software so they could sell it as their own product. I said no. I was "let go" about a month later even though I was their most skilled employee and led a team of 8.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
393
programmerhumor
kpd328
i6yge5h
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The bottom of the food chain is always the one going to jail. If you're the one at the bottom, being asked to do unethical or illegal things is your cue to quit, and if egregious enough, be the whistle-blower. There is no job, no opportunity, worth going to prison for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
375
programmerhumor
RandomComputerBloke
i6yis82
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had an employer ask me to falsify labor records to support a government audit many years ago. I refused and was lucky enough to be too vital to the company to be fired. They got a coworker and his girlfriend in accounting to do it instead.<|eor|><|soopr|>Good for you. More Software Engineers need to understand they are far more vital than most employers would have them believe.<|eoopr|><|sor|>When I left the first company I worked for, I walked away from a very stressful project. The management and project managers believed that because I was a junior engineer they could easily replace me with someone else, little did they know the senior engineer did very little as he was working on multiple projects, and the two other engineers had no idea how most of the components worked. Two months after leaving I was told that it had gone so off the rails that the client had actually terminated the contract, and the manager of the team had been fired for it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
360
programmerhumor
purforium
i6yki9u
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Several decades ago I had an employer ask me to alter commercial software so they could sell it as their own product. I said no. I was "let go" about a month later even though I was their most skilled employee and led a team of 8.<|eor|><|soopr|>Just in case no one told you: You did the right thing.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
350
programmerhumor
purforium
i6y4whi
<|sols|><|sot|>Dont worry, itll never come back to you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/0wQ5jqx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My PM said "well if it gets too be a problem you get to say 'I told you so'." I quit. Have fun when you get hacked!<|eor|><|soopr|>Judge: Mr. Dozen would you like to say anything before I announce your sentencing? Dozen: I told you so.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
342
programmerhumor
nonsenseis
vmhzrp
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
42,498
programmerhumor
SpacecraftX
ie1f9ao
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,386
programmerhumor
nonsenseis
ie18s2u
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>A bug a day keeps release date away<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,331
programmerhumor
theoreticallyme76
ie1pq67
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|sor|>Bad: The code doesnt work and I know why Worse: The code doesnt work and I dont know why Terrifying: The code works and I dont know why<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
520
programmerhumor
xXx_epicgamer_xXx
ie1jeyg
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
418
programmerhumor
SparklyEarlAv32
ie1gf9v
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Failing is better anyways, the day things work first time be very afraid because something must be horribly wrong, you just don't know it yet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
218
programmerhumor
demonslayer9911
ie19q9l
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>A bug a day keeps release date away<|eoopr|><|sor|> <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
177
programmerhumor
SleepDeprivedUserUK
ie1k2l0
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TCX90yALsI)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
176
programmerhumor
CallKennyLoggins
ie1t71p
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|sor|>Bad: The code doesnt work and I know why Worse: The code doesnt work and I dont know why Terrifying: The code works and I dont know why<|eor|><|sor|>Terrifying is where I try to spend most of my time, because unfortunately knowing why the code works just isnt an option.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
134
programmerhumor
THIS_MSG_IS_A_LIE
ie1emo6
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>A bug a day keeps release date away<|eoopr|><|sor|>dont those keep all potential dates away? ^send ^help ^Im ^lonely<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
88
programmerhumor
mycommentsaccount
ie1yh49
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TCX90yALsI)<|eor|><|sor|>Ahh, a Gandalf quote. I love Harry Potter so much.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
84
programmerhumor
arobie1992
ie1l9rh
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|sor|>I will always take a big old compilation error or stack trace over incorrect behavior. That's why excessive try/catches give me anxiety.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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TheSublimeLight
ie1wkbv
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|sor|>Bad: The code doesnt work and I know why Worse: The code doesnt work and I dont know why Terrifying: The code works and I dont know why<|eor|><|sor|>Terrifying is where I try to spend most of my time, because unfortunately knowing why the code works just isnt an option.<|eor|><|sor|>Arcanery. That's the reason. We made rocks think. It's arcanery.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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batweenerpopemobile
ie25205
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|sor|>Bad: The code doesnt work and I know why Worse: The code doesnt work and I dont know why Terrifying: The code works and I dont know why<|eor|><|sor|>* there is a bug in the code * locate problem area * not sure how this even works * make arbitrary change * it now does not work * revert change * it still does not work * existential terror<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
invisibo
ie1qksb
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Failing is better anyways, the day things work first time be very afraid because something must be horribly wrong, you just don't know it yet.<|eor|><|sor|>I took a vacation around Christmas this year for the first time in about 5 years. I was freaking out because I got zero phone calls and zero urgent messages all week. I thought for sure something was broken. I dont know if it made it worse or better that everything was stable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
DemocracyIsGood
ie1mam1
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>A bug a day keeps release date away<|eoopr|><|sor|>dont those keep all potential dates away? ^send ^help ^Im ^lonely<|eor|><|sor|>They really shouldn't. Don't sacrifice your life for a company<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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DaddyPest
ie1o5yw
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TCX90yALsI)<|eor|><|sor|>As much as I love TNG, this monologue really didn't resonate with me. In a game of imperfect information or with randomness, it is obviously true; but Strategema (the game in which losing prompted Data's self-doubt) is alluded to be similar to Chess, a game which has none of these properties and in which a loss *is* attributable to suboptimal decisions.<|eor|><|sor|>A mistake in the context of a game could mean he chose a viable strategy, executed it perfectly, but was countered. Maybe in a brand new way, depending on the complexity of the game. I also believe it's not to say he didn't commit mistakes, just that even if he didn't, he could still lose because such is the nature of life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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goda90
ie1p4el
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn..All quotes are related to programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7eig9158mb891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is possible to commit no errors, and still lose Because you committed silently failing bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's even worse when the code runs without showing error messages<|eor|><|sor|>I will always take a big old compilation error or stack trace over incorrect behavior. That's why excessive try/catches give me anxiety.<|eor|><|sor|>Sanity check assertions are the key. Check the state of the program and if it's unexpected throw an exception. Maybe do it silently so it just shows up in logs, but at least it doesn't go entirely unnoticed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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reddituser1827291
ybdcsu
<|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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noooit
itg3fp7
<|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ben will think everyone can access his localhost forever now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Total_Ad_1767
itg01tm
<|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you did no changes and receive a Pull Request from your local machine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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agathver
itfupbl
<|sols|><|sot|>I make the same mistake too, sometimes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bma1iny1ziv91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Rahmesh1998 must be an absolute genius to figure out the tweet OPs IP address and access port 8080 on his system and then give you an answer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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