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programmerhumor | ninja__77 | sg2lyy | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,794 |
programmerhumor | PixelmancerGames | hutmlmi | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My code runs the first time very often. It just doesnt run as intended.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 732 |
programmerhumor | Ok_Detective5953 | hutlnkw | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>and other dev related fairy tales<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 627 |
programmerhumor | lightlytoastedroti | hutogic | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me in my technical screening interview when the interviewer asks me to press run code and I see the console say "all tests passed"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 465 |
programmerhumor | BoringWozniak | huuaogk | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me in my technical screening interview when the interviewer asks me to press run code and I see the console say "all tests passed"<|eor|><|sor|>```
assert True
return
```
It worked!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 174 |
programmerhumor | _Mike28_ | hutw7p8 | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My code runs the first time very often. It just doesnt run as intended.<|eor|><|sor|>Extremely relatable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | t_l9943 | hutqvdv | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Always be concerned if the code run first time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | -Redstoneboi- | hutsnpd | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>and other dev related fairy tales<|eor|><|sor|>Didn't know Rust was a fairy tale<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | hcollin | hutnu33 | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This could work on so many other things:
- Architect finds a good project.
- Team realises the client actually understands Agile
- New coder on Teams looks at the spec and finds them to be up-to-date.
Endl... | 81 |
programmerhumor | epicaglet | hutxrh6 | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My code runs the first time very often. It just doesnt run as intended.<|eor|><|sor|>Extremely relatable<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah the IDE catches most things that would make it not run. If it doesn't that's usually b... | 69 |
programmerhumor | dedasdude | hutzzqp | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>and other dev related fairy tales<|eor|><|sor|>Runs != Works as expected<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmerhumor | Xaxxus | hutrccl | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>is that guy just massive or is that weirdly small chicken?<|eor|><|sor|>I mean its a pretty standard sized chicken wing.
But yea. Shaq is massive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmerhumor | ldsdmtgod | huu1lh1 | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My code runs the first time very often. It just doesnt run as intended.<|eor|><|sor|>If it runs from the first time there definitely is a problem somewhere<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmerhumor | Verdiss | huu28ss | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Always be concerned if the code run first time<|eor|><|sor|>There's always a problem. If it runs, it's a sneaky problem, too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmerhumor | NotAzakanAtAll | hutxxwq | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Then realises it doesn't give the right result<|eor|><|sor|>*watching program voilently shit itself but "works"*
Ah yes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmerhumor | tramspellen | hutulio | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>If the code runs as intended the first tine, I go back and intentionally break it just to make sure the cache is not fooling me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmerhumor | Jertimmer | huu7ty7 | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My code runs the first time very often. It just doesnt run as intended.<|eor|><|sor|>If it runs from the first time there definitely is a problem somewhere<|eor|><|sor|>If it runs the first time, I close Outlo... | 31 |
programmerhumor | rayo209 | hutqzk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This could work on so many other things:
- Architect finds a good project.
- Team realises the client actually understands Agile
- New coder on Teams looks at the spec and finds them to be up-to-date.
Endl... | 30 |
programmerhumor | AlexMelillo | huttofj | <|sols|><|sot|>when your code run the first time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yp04p2utore81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>is that guy just massive or is that weirdly small chicken?<|eor|><|sor|>Shaq is a giant<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmerhumor | pycrypt0 | zktxt5 | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,767 |
programmerhumor | Laicbeias | j01jmbt | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot number 3. remeber nothing and just relearn it everytime<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,899 |
programmerhumor | Sir_IGetBannedAlot | j01urbn | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A lot faster to just google what you've forgotten than to read through a bunch of notes looking for that specific thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,023 |
programmerhumor | Gibbonici | j01pz4l | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot number 3. remeber nothing and just relearn it everytime<|eor|><|sor|>I think we're supposed to keep that secret.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 731 |
programmerhumor | WazWaz | j0228t0 | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Notes? The code *is* the notes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 402 |
programmerhumor | 807art | j01q30f | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never memorize what you can look up<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 380 |
programmerhumor | MaesterTuan | j01ze1q | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This isnt a meme. Experience is the most effective teacher.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | Jeffy29 | j02itua | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot number 3. remeber nothing and just relearn it everytime<|eor|><|sor|>I think we're supposed to keep that secret.<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry, I forgot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | enoteware | j02kz24 | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A lot faster to just google what you've forgotten than to read through a bunch of notes looking for that specific thing.<|eor|><|sor|>Yah, the action of writing the code helps me remember better than jotting down random notes... | 258 |
programmerhumor | an0mn0mn0m | j02pss7 | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot number 3. remeber nothing and just relearn it everytime<|eor|><|sor|>I think we're supposed to keep that secret.<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry, I forgot.<|eor|><|sor|>you're relearning already<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 221 |
programmerhumor | itchfingers | j01rns5 | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot number 3. remeber nothing and just relearn it everytime<|eor|><|sor|>4. Fuck libraries, start from scratch every time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | LetUsSpeakFreely | j021ot9 | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The only day to effectively learn programming is to do programming. It's why I can't stand boot camps. They throw a shitload of information at you, give you canned exercises, and you'll remember nothing a week later. You're... | 168 |
programmerhumor | Woolf01 | j02ut8h | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A lot faster to just google what you've forgotten than to read through a bunch of notes looking for that specific thing.<|eor|><|sor|>Yah, the action of writing the code helps me remember better than jotting down random notes... | 143 |
programmerhumor | coloredgreyscale | j02axi8 | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never memorize what you can look up<|eor|><|sor|>You should ~~learn~~ look up how caches work and why they are used.
Memorize what you need the most.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | Natomiast | j02moqw | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot number 3. remeber nothing and just relearn it everytime<|eor|><|sor|>I think we're supposed to keep that secret.<|eor|><|sor|>relax, nobody from outside world visits this sub, we're safe here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoft... | 109 |
programmerhumor | Any-Mirror3478 | j028jmr | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The only day to effectively learn programming is to do programming. It's why I can't stand boot camps. They throw a shitload of information at you, give you canned exercises, and you'll remember nothing a week later. You're... | 74 |
programmerhumor | bookon | j02i7zb | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never memorize what you can look up<|eor|><|sor|>You should ~~learn~~ look up how caches work and why they are used.
Memorize what you need the most.<|eor|><|sor|>As you code more, you naturally retain what you use the most ... | 65 |
programmerhumor | idontknowanyonehere1 | j02pfnf | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot number 3. remeber nothing and just relearn it everytime<|eor|><|sor|>I think we're supposed to keep that secret.<|eor|><|sor|>relax, nobody from outside world visits this sub, we're safe here<|eor|><|sor|>I'm a man... | 61 |
programmerhumor | Aidan_Welch | j030185 | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A lot faster to just google what you've forgotten than to read through a bunch of notes looking for that specific thing.<|eor|><|sor|>Yah, the action of writing the code helps me remember better than jotting down random notes... | 59 |
programmerhumor | AgVargr | j02nxqi | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This isnt a meme. Experience is the most effective teacher.<|eor|><|sor|>When I was learning the basics of web dev, all of my notes were in html. It gets more complex with each section as I implemented css and js along the wa... | 58 |
programmerhumor | ManaPot | j01quft | <|sols|><|sot|>It is what it is <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ys0rgiff4p5a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot number 3. remeber nothing and just relearn it everytime<|eor|><|sor|>Here, I fixed it for us: [https://i.imgflip.com/745k3m.jpg](https://i.imgflip.com/745k3m.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | GeorgeWalt | gyiabz | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,675 |
programmerhumor | Mgzz | ftavqb9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also randomly connect using weird resolutions, sometimes their analytics tracks the browser resolution. Nothing like a conversation explaining why supporting 5000x100 is a terrible idea.
Or one better, using spoofed ... | 9,454 |
programmerhumor | chylex | ftb0q01 | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, here's some statistics from my website *this year*:
* MSIE 7.0 (44)
* MSIE 8.0 (37)
* MSIE 9.0 (21)
* Opera 8.01 (2)
* Safari 3.0.3 (111)
I wonder how many are actual people and how many are scrapers that ha... | 2,369 |
programmerhumor | Jonnokiwi | ftazvvp | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also randomly connect using weird resolutions, sometimes their analytics tracks the browser resolution. Nothing like a conversation explaining why supporting 5000x100 is a terrible idea.
Or one better, using spoofed ... | 2,200 |
programmerhumor | getmoneygetpaid | ftba6qx | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also randomly connect using weird resolutions, sometimes their analytics tracks the browser resolution. Nothing like a conversation explaining why supporting 5000x100 is a terrible idea.
Or one better, using spoofed ... | 1,185 |
programmerhumor | Hrambert | ftaulac | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would answer with a HTTP 405 or a HTTP 308 to the download page of Edge.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,083 |
programmerhumor | jess-sch | ftb1u16 | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, here's some statistics from my website *this year*:
* MSIE 7.0 (44)
* MSIE 8.0 (37)
* MSIE 9.0 (21)
* Opera 8.01 (2)
* Safari 3.0.3 (111)
I wonder how many are actual people and how many are scrapers that ha... | 950 |
programmerhumor | way22 | ftaw0tp | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why stop at ie 6? Get a big list of user agents (first google result spat out a list of 31.8 million), write a small curl script and randomly pick your agent header
Chaos ensured
Edit: It gets better, they even tra... | 819 |
programmerhumor | AlexSSB | ftayrz4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also randomly connect using weird resolutions, sometimes their analytics tracks the browser resolution. Nothing like a conversation explaining why supporting 5000x100 is a terrible idea.
Or one better, using spoofed ... | 722 |
programmerhumor | dexter3player | ftay9w3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would answer with a HTTP 405 or a HTTP 308 to the download page of Edge.<|eor|><|sor|>Best would be 426 *Upgrade Required*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 678 |
programmerhumor | Mgzz | ftbarcf | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also randomly connect using weird resolutions, sometimes their analytics tracks the browser resolution. Nothing like a conversation explaining why supporting 5000x100 is a terrible idea.
Or one better, using spoofed ... | 660 |
programmerhumor | nangillala | ftb15we | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I actually was a PM for a Website with over one million views per week, so we saw all the stuff. My favorite always has been the PlayStation browser. People seem to really use this stuff. But our contract only said we... | 658 |
programmerhumor | TheOnlyDanol | ftaruxb | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>It's so that the competitors think people with IE6 visit their website, so they should ensure their website is compatible with IE6. Making a website run on older browsers is a huge pain now... | 606 |
programmerhumor | cnnxn | ftaur3o | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to make websites, it was compatible with 2 versions. The newest chrome and the newest firefox. Not even IE. Yeah I was lazy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 585 |
programmerhumor | MJBrune | ftb39yv | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to make websites, it was compatible with 2 versions. The newest chrome and the newest firefox. Not even IE. Yeah I was lazy<|eor|><|sor|>That's not lazy that's sane<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 520 |
programmerhumor | evilbatduck | ftb53vn | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I actually was a PM for a Website with over one million views per week, so we saw all the stuff. My favorite always has been the PlayStation browser. People seem to really use this stuff. But our contract only said we... | 508 |
programmerhumor | RemysBoyToy | ftbb7wn | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also randomly connect using weird resolutions, sometimes their analytics tracks the browser resolution. Nothing like a conversation explaining why supporting 5000x100 is a terrible idea.
Or one better, using spoofed ... | 463 |
programmerhumor | Russian_repost_bot | ftb28zc | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also randomly connect using weird resolutions, sometimes their analytics tracks the browser resolution. Nothing like a conversation explaining why supporting 5000x100 is a terrible idea.
Or one better, using spoofed ... | 420 |
programmerhumor | BeskedneElgen | ftb19e2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also randomly connect using weird resolutions, sometimes their analytics tracks the browser resolution. Nothing like a conversation explaining why supporting 5000x100 is a terrible idea.
Or one better, using spoofed ... | 376 |
programmerhumor | A_Monocle_For_Sauron | ftbb96y | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also use the Unicode combination FFFD to create a on emails or online forms to make your IT team think something isnt working right.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | chylex | ftb51gx | <|sols|><|sot|>Satan himself has arrived<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0d1t2xaej351.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, here's some statistics from my website *this year*:
* MSIE 7.0 (44)
* MSIE 8.0 (37)
* MSIE 9.0 (21)
* Opera 8.01 (2)
* Safari 3.0.3 (111)
I wonder how many are actual people and how many are scrapers that ha... | 330 |
programmerhumor | No-Pick5821 | lqgb0s | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,671 |
programmerhumor | NotYourSweetBaboo | gogjfc2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Zen coding.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,598 |
programmerhumor | smcarre | gognwi3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wish my Jira tickets had the option "I don't care" for closing them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,191 |
programmerhumor | cofonseca | gogp2ua | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wish my Jira tickets had the option "I don't care" for closing them.<|eor|><|sor|>Wont fix is my favorite<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,392 |
programmerhumor | jailbreak | goguj7v | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Zen coding.<|eor|><|sor|>Instead of trying to bend the spoon, simply realize that there is no spoon<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 870 |
programmerhumor | i14n | gogapcj | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Aligned with customer"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 555 |
programmerhumor | ncann123 | gogvsap | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Zen coding.<|eor|><|sor|>Does this guy code for the Windows code base? Because they have the same mentality. (So many things could have improved over the years, but they don't)<|eor|><|sor|>For Windows I think it's more a combination... | 540 |
programmerhumor | Ets4w | gogjpnm | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LOL! Do you have the link to this?<|eor|><|sor|>https://github.com/pypa/twine/issues/153
Reposted since 2017 ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 472 |
programmerhumor | kry_some_more | gogqw5f | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Zen coding.<|eor|><|sor|>Does this guy code for the Windows code base? Because they have the same mentality. (So many things could have improved over the years, but they don't)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 440 |
programmerhumor | NatoBoram | gogq6rq | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LOL! Do you have the link to this?<|eor|><|sor|>https://github.com/pypa/twine/issues/153
Reposted since 2017 ;)<|eor|><|sor|>Funny to see a few people from reddit in 2017, followed by a "locked to contributors".<|eor|><|sor|>What's u... | 394 |
programmerhumor | ACEDT | gohbkaq | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Zen coding.<|eor|><|sor|>Instead of trying to bend the spoon, simply realize that there is no spoon<|eor|><|sor|>Or realise the spoon is irrelevant and you would be better off using a spork.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 328 |
programmerhumor | toasterding | gogx1c6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Zen coding.<|eor|><|sor|>Does this guy code for the Windows code base? Because they have the same mentality. (So many things could have improved over the years, but they don't)<|eor|><|sor|>For Windows I think it's more a combination... | 327 |
programmerhumor | BlackJackHack22 | gogisxu | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LOL! Do you have the link to this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 311 |
programmerhumor | petepont | gogqct6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LOL! Do you have the link to this?<|eor|><|sor|>https://github.com/pypa/twine/issues/153
Reposted since 2017 ;)<|eor|><|sor|>Funny to see a few people from reddit in 2017, followed by a "locked to contributors".<|eor|><|sor|>What's u... | 292 |
programmerhumor | dansla116 | goglq55 | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LOL! Do you have the link to this?<|eor|><|sor|>https://github.com/pypa/twine/issues/153
Reposted since 2017 ;)<|eor|><|sor|>Funny to see a few people from reddit in 2017, followed by a "locked to contributors".<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 291 |
programmerhumor | payne_train | goh8tyb | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wish my Jira tickets had the option "I don't care" for closing them.<|eor|><|sor|>Wont fix is my favorite<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>There is definitely a certain satisfaction to closing asinine jira tickets with a "won't ... | 193 |
programmerhumor | SaintNewts | gogf15u | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Feature"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | kevincox_ca | gohjzrk | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wish my Jira tickets had the option "I don't care" for closing them.<|eor|><|sor|>Wont fix is my favorite<|eor|><|sor|>I like Wont Fix with a reason.
- Won't Fix - Obsolete
- Won't Fix - Working as Intended
- Won't Fix - DGAF
- Wo... | 141 |
programmerhumor | evanthegirl | gogsrxl | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wish my Jira tickets had the option "I don't care" for closing them.<|eor|><|sor|>Wont fix is my favorite<|eor|><|sor|>I have been saying lol wont do ever since I saw it as a Jira status.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | parker0400 | gogoj26 | <|sols|><|sot|>Epiphany.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5k8op67vq7j61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wish my Jira tickets had the option "I don't care" for closing them.<|eor|><|sor|>Rejected with no comments is as close as we can get.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | bkendig | geaerh | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,677 |
programmerhumor | sabiquei | fpmhx60 | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You shall test it once a week.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,891 |
programmerhumor | DifficultSelection | fpmr3fz | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You shall test it once a week.<|eor|><|sor|>Reminded me of this inverse issue.
https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/cupsys/+bug/255161/comments/28<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,218 |
programmerhumor | ElectricSix_ | fpm9fgb | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Must be their system, it's working fine on my machine<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 960 |
programmerhumor | haby001 | fpmy0yv | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You shall test it once a week.<|eor|><|sor|>Reminded me of this inverse issue.
https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/cupsys/+bug/255161/comments/28<|eor|><|sor|>I find it crazier t... | 626 |
programmerhumor | SingularCheese | fpmi8r7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2236/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 470 |
programmerhumor | bkendig | fpmido5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2236/)<|eor|><|soopr|>Also [https://xkcd.com/221/](https://xkcd.com/221/)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | Scout1Treia | fpn7yyt | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You shall test it once a week.<|eor|><|sor|>Reminded me of this inverse issue.
https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/cupsys/+bug/255161/comments/28<|eor|><|sor|>I find it crazier t... | 315 |
programmerhumor | Parthon | fpmtwqo | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Must be their system, it's working fine on my machine<|eor|><|sor|>I tried it here and it's off by 1 day.
Rounding error or boundary issue probably.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
programmerhumor | felixletsplay | fpn29qk | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You shall test it once a week.<|eor|><|sor|>Reminded me of this inverse issue.
https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/cupsys/+bug/255161/comments/28<|eor|><|sor|>Wow, fascinating :)... | 292 |
programmerhumor | khfan213 | fpm8kmu | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And when he wakes up tomorrow hes gonna think yesterday was a dream and that today is actually Tuesday<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programmerhumor | Spajk | fpn5hd3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You shall test it once a week.<|eor|><|sor|>Reminded me of this inverse issue.
https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/cupsys/+bug/255161/comments/28<|eor|><|sor|>I find it crazier t... | 232 |
programmerhumor | ulyssessword | fpmxtrq | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2236/)<|eor|><|soopr|>Also [https://xkcd.com/221/](https://xkcd.com/221/)<|eoopr|><|sor|>Also https://xkcd.com/628/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | ozh | fpn1dtk | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You shall test it once a week.<|eor|><|sor|>Reminded me of this inverse issue.
https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/cupsys/+bug/255161/comments/28<|eor|><|sor|>Wow, fascinating :)... | 204 |
programmerhumor | qwelm | fpmsz8o | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You shall test it once a week.<|eor|><|sor|>Reminded me of this inverse issue.
https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/cupsys/+bug/255161/comments/28<|eor|><|sor|>Holy cow. I want to... | 196 |
programmerhumor | danopia | fpmzoly | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You shall test it once a week.<|eor|><|sor|>Reminded me of this inverse issue.
https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/cupsys/+bug/255161/comments/28<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously what coul... | 184 |
programmerhumor | eloel- | fpmrjcm | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You shall test it once a week.<|eor|><|sor|>No kidding I had a bug in the system related to timezones that I didn't discover for a year because I only ran the test suite in the morning.... | 149 |
programmerhumor | ablablababla | fpn869j | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You shall test it once a week.<|eor|><|sor|>Reminded me of this inverse issue.
https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/cupsys/+bug/255161/comments/28<|eor|><|sor|>I find it crazier t... | 148 |
programmerhumor | dark_mode_everything | fpmn501 | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iid9hxgeo1x41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It works 100% accurately, 14% of the time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
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