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programmerhumor | ReltivlyObjectv | e1kpirh | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it".
At least here you know you need to download something.<|eor|><|sor|>WHAT DID YOU SEE, DENVERCODER9?!<|eor|><|sor|>relevant xkcd<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, theres no link. I need to know<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 471 |
programmerhumor | daniu | e1kl1qp | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As always, there's a relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/979/<|eor|><|sor|>I make a point of posting the answers to my stack overflow questions that didn't get a reply but I figured out later because of this comic. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 447 |
programmerhumor | chatokun | e1kplu5 | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it".
At least here you know you need to download something.<|eor|><|sor|>WHAT DID YOU SEE, DENVERCODER9?!<|eor|><|sor|>relevant xkcd<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, theres no link. I need to know<|eor|><|sor|>>WHAT DID YOU SEE, DENVERCODER9?
Just google the quote. Also:
[https://xkcd.com/979/](https://xkcd.com/979/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 424 |
programmerhumor | Nikarus2370 | e1kn824 | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then there's either no other posts on the topic,or they all say "lern 2 Google" and point to the long dead webpage.<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite is reading the ibm mainframes forums where every reply is a from a pompous asshole thats been programming for 30 years that answers did you read the manual?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes of course I read 300 pages of manuals for each of the 25 tools used in my workflow for this small one-off project for components that should honestly work out of the box. If only there were some way to *ask* someone with experience to help quickly narrow down the issue.<|eor|><|sor|>I hate cunts like that. Especially in person. Like yes, I know, I CAN google it. But I also know you already know the answer and are just being a fucking asshole for the sake of it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 423 |
programmerhumor | kooshipuff | e1krztl | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it".
At least here you know you need to download something.<|eor|><|sor|>WHAT DID YOU SEE, DENVERCODER9?!<|eor|><|sor|>relevant xkcd<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, theres no link. I need to know<|eor|><|sor|>We've surpassed the need to actually link XKCD comics. I love it.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>And that prison's name? r/jokes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 408 |
programmerhumor | Magiano_ | e1kldkc | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it".
At least here you know you need to download something.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, until you find out its for a different software version, and you cant find the download for your version :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 407 |
programmerhumor | JohnW305 | zy65w0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,292 |
programmerhumor | NinjaClam | j247fcj | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Leave me alone I'm cummaxxing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,238 |
programmerhumor | definitly_not_furry | j244zrf | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah, yes, the cumsum<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,465 |
programmerhumor | ITookNameSuggestion | j2466q9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is there a cumswap function?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,234 |
programmerhumor | Blightbow | j2571ol | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>touch myself
chmod +xxx myself
who wants some
mount -a
i=0; while test $i -le 30; do echo yes | more; sleep 1; i=$(( i + 1)); done
dd if=myself of=you conv=swab,unblock
umount you
sleep 3600 &
disown
mv you /tmp/housing
mv myself /usr/local/bar<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 673 |
programmerhumor | karanbhatt100 | j23xjz7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No wonder pornhub is built on python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 512 |
programmerhumor | sure--whatever | j24ksii | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Leave me alone I'm cummaxxing<|eor|><|sor|>The new Pokemon gimmick looking good<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 390 |
programmerhumor | Lanbaz | j24bmuk | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yum install cum -c -u -m
Edit: Thanks for the award, I wish I could make the output verbose without -v but this works on my laptop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 367 |
programmerhumor | YouJustSaidButFuck | j24crbv | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah, yes, the cumsum<|eor|><|sor|>Like dimsum but cummy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 352 |
programmerhumor | dlevac | j24fh9z | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have an idea for a CLI development library.
Actually just the name: climax<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 294 |
programmerhumor | syncc6 | j24rwbw | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>cumlibrary<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
programmerhumor | cowlinator | j269wbu | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>touch myself
chmod +xxx myself
who wants some
mount -a
i=0; while test $i -le 30; do echo yes | more; sleep 1; i=$(( i + 1)); done
dd if=myself of=you conv=swab,unblock
umount you
sleep 3600 &
disown
mv you /tmp/housing
mv myself /usr/local/bar<|eor|><|sor|>...did i just read an erotic story in bash?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | abd53 | j24nyqj | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is there a cumswap function?<|eor|><|sor|>Let's make one. ```cumulative swap```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 243 |
programmerhumor | Ichweisenichtdeutsch | j24vsvu | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is there a cumswap function?<|eor|><|sor|>In Matlab we have cumtrapz<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | Treizh | j24lpki | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have an idea for a CLI development library.
Actually just the name: climax<|eor|><|sor|>https://github.com/tucnak/climax<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | yuck_luck | j24zy0v | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>MATLAB has a function for cumtrap<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | zeebrow | j24shez | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is there a cumswap function?<|eor|><|sor|>Let's make one. ```cumulative swap```<|eor|><|sor|>`pass`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | gordonv | j24i4jo | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There was a [dude who got fired](https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/dpcfns/i_got_fired_over_a_variable_name/) for using cumprod as a variable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | BrokenAdmin | 9rqms9 | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,166 |
programmerhumor | ChachiKlaus | e8j1kj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait I don't get this post...
Edit: oh wait, I figured it out. Nvm, it's cool. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,181 |
programmerhumor | CaffeineSippingMan | e8j7cox | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>There are worse. "This question has been asked, use Google!"
Edit: ok I want to change the world.
First I want to say more and more people are telling what they did to fix it themselves. I believe it is because we have raised awareness. I definitely have done this since becoming a Reddit user.
Here is the next step if you are told "This question has been asked, use Google!"
Try to use Google if you find the answer, answer I did search and found this worked. Paste the answer and the link.
If you didn't push back a little, "I did search, but I am stuck on this, would you link me to something that can get me past this sticking point? Then link what worked for you and what you did.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,083 |
programmerhumor | PoisonedChips | e8j1vs2 | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait I don't get this post...
Edit: oh wait, I figured it out. Nvm, it's cool. <|eor|><|sor|>Listen here, you little shit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,332 |
programmerhumor | Adama0001 | e8j7mvo | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>There are worse. "This question has been asked, use Google!"
Edit: ok I want to change the world.
First I want to say more and more people are telling what they did to fix it themselves. I believe it is because we have raised awareness. I definitely have done this since becoming a Reddit user.
Here is the next step if you are told "This question has been asked, use Google!"
Try to use Google if you find the answer, answer I did search and found this worked. Paste the answer and the link.
If you didn't push back a little, "I did search, but I am stuck on this, would you link me to something that can get me past this sticking point? Then link what worked for you and what you did.<|eor|><|sor|>First link? That stack overflow question.
Second link? Another one that refers to the first one. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,328 |
programmerhumor | the_loneliest_noodle | e8j6k1v | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure which is worse, these people, or the people who post links to other forum posts instead of answers, and then you click the link and they're dead, but everyone else who had that problem stands by that being the solution.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,266 |
programmerhumor | not_from_this_world | e8j5y2m | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also, I google how to solve X and find this kind of thread:
Question: "How to solve X?"
Answer: "What are you *really* trying to do?"
Reply to answer: "I'm trying to do Y"
Reply of the reply: "Oh, so here is how you do Y"
WHAT? NO X? FOR FUCKING SAKE I NEED FUCKING X, TO THE HELL WITH YOUR Y!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,008 |
programmerhumor | raven12456 | e8jcsw8 | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I have problem X."
"Why don't you google it?"
**Two Years Later**
Post becomes top result on Google<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 591 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY | e8jb9n9 | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure which is worse, these people, or the people who post links to other forum posts instead of answers, and then you click the link and they're dead, but everyone else who had that problem stands by that being the solution.<|eor|><|sor|>This is especially prevalent after [photobucket killed half the internet](https://imgur.com/Mkex66I).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 586 |
programmerhumor | somethingknotty | e8j3svi | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Relevant XKCD: [https://xkcd.com/979/](https://xkcd.com/979/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 527 |
programmerhumor | donutnz | e8j633l | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"The solution is right here [longdeadlink.com](http://unintelligiblegobbledigook.net/) google it before asking."
Can get fucked as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 470 |
programmerhumor | Cherios_Are_My_Shit | e8j9ogt | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also, I google how to solve X and find this kind of thread:
Question: "How to solve X?"
Answer: "What are you *really* trying to do?"
Reply to answer: "I'm trying to do Y"
Reply of the reply: "Oh, so here is how you do Y"
WHAT? NO X? FOR FUCKING SAKE I NEED FUCKING X, TO THE HELL WITH YOUR Y!<|eor|><|sor|>even worse in my opinion is this one:
Q: "How to do thing Y? I know it's super common to just do X, but in this case reason Y prevents that so I have to do thing Y. Unless anyone knows of a thing Z that could work. I'm open to ideas. I just can't do thing X. I've already confirmed that won't work and it won't work for these reasons..."
A:"Just do thing X. This has been asked many times. Locked"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 379 |
programmerhumor | jordanjay29 | e8jc8gh | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure which is worse, these people, or the people who post links to other forum posts instead of answers, and then you click the link and they're dead, but everyone else who had that problem stands by that being the solution.<|eor|><|sor|>This is especially prevalent after [photobucket killed half the internet](https://imgur.com/Mkex66I).<|eor|><|sor|>Imageshack, Photobucket and Geocities have together contributed to like 80% of dead links and useless pages on the internet. It's infuriating. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | _N_O_P_E_ | e8jd090 | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure which is worse, these people, or the people who post links to other forum posts instead of answers, and then you click the link and they're dead, but everyone else who had that problem stands by that being the solution.<|eor|><|sor|>This is especially prevalent after [photobucket killed half the internet](https://imgur.com/Mkex66I).<|eor|><|sor|>Imageshack, Photobucket and Geocities have together contributed to like 80% of dead links and useless pages on the internet. It's infuriating. <|eor|><|sor|>>Imageshack
That's a name I haven't heard in a very long time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
programmerhumor | Stevemasta | e8j98jy | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>There are worse. "This question has been asked, use Google!"
Edit: ok I want to change the world.
First I want to say more and more people are telling what they did to fix it themselves. I believe it is because we have raised awareness. I definitely have done this since becoming a Reddit user.
Here is the next step if you are told "This question has been asked, use Google!"
Try to use Google if you find the answer, answer I did search and found this worked. Paste the answer and the link.
If you didn't push back a little, "I did search, but I am stuck on this, would you link me to something that can get me past this sticking point? Then link what worked for you and what you did.<|eor|><|sor|>First link? That stack overflow question.
Second link? Another one that refers to the first one. <|eor|><|sor|>Hnnngggg this hurts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 209 |
programmerhumor | Mohomomo | e8j3sms | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Obligatory [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/979/).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | Emeraldis_ | e8j7xcd | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"The solution is right here [longdeadlink.com](http://unintelligiblegobbledigook.net/) google it before asking."
Can get fucked as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Still preferable to "just google it" without providing any kind of info. The link at least used to be of substance.<|eor|><|sor|>> "just google it"
How do you think I got here? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | przemko271 | e8j71h5 | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"The solution is right here [longdeadlink.com](http://unintelligiblegobbledigook.net/) google it before asking."
Can get fucked as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Still preferable to "just google it" without providing any kind of info. The link at least used to be of substance.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | poopskins | e8jffaa | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also, I google how to solve X and find this kind of thread:
Question: "How to solve X?"
Answer: "What are you *really* trying to do?"
Reply to answer: "I'm trying to do Y"
Reply of the reply: "Oh, so here is how you do Y"
WHAT? NO X? FOR FUCKING SAKE I NEED FUCKING X, TO THE HELL WITH YOUR Y!<|eor|><|sor|>even worse in my opinion is this one:
Q: "How to do thing Y? I know it's super common to just do X, but in this case reason Y prevents that so I have to do thing Y. Unless anyone knows of a thing Z that could work. I'm open to ideas. I just can't do thing X. I've already confirmed that won't work and it won't work for these reasons..."
A:"Just do thing X. This has been asked many times. Locked"<|eor|><|sor|>On a similar vein:
Q: "How to do thing Y? I've looked at solutions X and Z, but they're different to my use case and aren't relevant."
Comment 1: "Duplicate of X, closed."
Comment 2: "FYI, see also Z."
(No answers allowed because thread is closed.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | AnonCaptain0022 | tdcsgo | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,053 |
programmerhumor | Ritz527 | i0itpgg | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his demonstration on proper testing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,754 |
programmerhumor | thinker227 | i0j59fk | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his demonstration on proper testing.<|eor|><|sor|>> programmed his own homework app
This right here just screams passionate teacher<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,704 |
programmerhumor | DLCS2020 | i0is639 | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Not old if he wasn't using punch cards.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,296 |
programmerhumor | Swinghodler | i0iutmf | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also note that the CS old teacher seems to be generally happy and a good lad. While old mathematics teachers all seem to be depressed and kinda rude somehow.
It always baffles me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,026 |
programmerhumor | joshduplaa | i0iyw1w | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also note that the CS old teacher seems to be generally happy and a good lad. While old mathematics teachers all seem to be depressed and kinda rude somehow.
It always baffles me.<|eor|><|sor|>I think it's because most CS teachers usually have worked in industry before and already have lots of money so their salary isn't that important to them and they have fun with their job as a teacher. While a lot of math teachers were solely focused on academia and feel defeated, underpaid, and underappreciated. Hence turning them cranky over time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 747 |
programmerhumor | xLuky | i0jkzc2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his demonstration on proper testing.<|eor|><|sor|>> programmed his own homework app
This right here just screams passionate teacher<|eor|><|sor|>I had a professor that programmed his own IDE and he forced us to use it for assignments because it had its own unique file format.
I guess thats kinda cool, but it was still a buggy awful mess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 624 |
programmerhumor | Unlicenced | i0ivlb9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The good sense of humour used to be essential in the olden days, when a simple human mistake could cause weeks of delay, and the closest thing to an error message was a smoke signal from the building housing the computer. Id guess, Im not old enough to remember the previous age.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 598 |
programmerhumor | SandyDelights | i0jmn1p | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his demonstration on proper testing.<|eor|><|sor|>> programmed his own homework app
This right here just screams passionate teacher<|eor|><|sor|>I had a professor that programmed his own IDE and he forced us to use it for assignments because it had its own unique file format.
I guess thats kinda cool, but it was still a buggy awful mess.<|eor|><|sor|>I had a professor that forbade using IDEs because they dont teach you anything except how to rely on crutches.
He wrote a lot of his own shit that we had to use, too, but everything code-related was basically notepad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 411 |
programmerhumor | 66666thats6sixes | i0jiasa | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his demonstration on proper testing.<|eor|><|sor|>> programmed his own homework app
This right here just screams passionate teacher<|eor|><|sor|>On one hand, yes.
On the other hand, usually the homework app is a buggy piece of crap that is super unintuitive to use, breaks if you look at it funny, and generally makes your life a lot harder.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 374 |
programmerhumor | inconspicuous_male | i0j2mrb | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>What about the HTML website that looks like it hasn't been updated in decades but is current, and also has a weird section ranting about social issues?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | SpringCleanMyLife | i0jndc1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his demonstration on proper testing.<|eor|><|sor|>> programmed his own homework app
This right here just screams passionate teacher<|eor|><|sor|>I had a professor that programmed his own IDE and he forced us to use it for assignments because it had its own unique file format.
I guess thats kinda cool, but it was still a buggy awful mess.<|eor|><|sor|>I had a professor that forbade using IDEs because they dont teach you anything except how to rely on crutches.
He wrote a lot of his own shit that we had to use, too, but everything code-related was basically notepad.<|eor|><|sor|>I can see some value in that at the beginning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmerhumor | thepenis_mightier | i0jjrts | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his demonstration on proper testing.<|eor|><|sor|>Id like to hear more about the chair throwing demonstration. I have a couple of devs who wont write unit tests and they might need some motivation.<|eor|><|sor|>He started with just poking and prodding the chair. He'd sit on it, move it all over and into different positions, all the while explaining how you have to approach things from different angles and whatnot. Then finally, he'd say "The ultimate goal is to try to break whatever you're testing" as he picked up the chair and hurled it against the wall for shock value.<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of that old QA joke:
>A software QA engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.
>First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 294 |
programmerhumor | ReallyBigRocks | i0jj4by | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his demonstration on proper testing.<|eor|><|sor|>> programmed his own homework app
This right here just screams passionate teacher<|eor|><|sor|>On one hand, yes.
On the other hand, usually the homework app is a buggy piece of crap that is super unintuitive to use, breaks if you look at it funny, and generally makes your life a lot harder.<|eor|><|sor|>It's to give you real world experience, your description fits 95% of all software.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | pink-ming | i0j6hjy | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also note that the CS old teacher seems to be generally happy and a good lad. While old mathematics teachers all seem to be depressed and kinda rude somehow.
It always baffles me.<|eor|><|sor|>I think it's because most CS teachers usually have worked in industry before and already have lots of money so their salary isn't that important to them and they have fun with their job as a teacher. While a lot of math teachers were solely focused on academia and feel defeated, underpaid, and underappreciated. Hence turning them cranky over time.<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact, this is exactly why I got into software development. Almost all of my math profs seemed deeply unhappy and I knew it was a rough road ahead if I continued to study pure math.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | Ritz527 | i0jda81 | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his demonstration on proper testing.<|eor|><|sor|>Id like to hear more about the chair throwing demonstration. I have a couple of devs who wont write unit tests and they might need some motivation.<|eor|><|sor|>He started with just poking and prodding the chair. He'd sit on it, move it all over and into different positions, all the while explaining how you have to approach things from different angles and whatnot. Then finally, he'd say "The ultimate goal is to try to break whatever you're testing" as he picked up the chair and hurled it against the wall for shock value.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | SandyDelights | i0jo0su | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his demonstration on proper testing.<|eor|><|sor|>> programmed his own homework app
This right here just screams passionate teacher<|eor|><|sor|>I had a professor that programmed his own IDE and he forced us to use it for assignments because it had its own unique file format.
I guess thats kinda cool, but it was still a buggy awful mess.<|eor|><|sor|>I had a professor that forbade using IDEs because they dont teach you anything except how to rely on crutches.
He wrote a lot of his own shit that we had to use, too, but everything code-related was basically notepad.<|eor|><|sor|>I can see some value in that at the beginning.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, my biggest complaint was that hed give us code for functions that we had to use, but couldnt modify, that had critical flaws in them I forget what the one that pissed me off the most was, but it was a pretty critical error.
And either he just didnt read his e-mail or didnt care, because literally the entire class had points deducted for either modifying his code, or for having an incorrect output.
Think it took like three weeks for one of his TAs to finally break under the complaints from everyone, so they talked to him and showed him the issue. TA said it took a couple hours for him to admit there actually was a problem, and eventually just removed that assignment from our grades in lieu of fixing them.
The Problem wouldve been very easy to spot with a IDE debugger, though!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 270 |
programmerhumor | Feralpudel | i0j6yyq | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The good sense of humour used to be essential in the olden days, when a simple human mistake could cause weeks of delay, and the closest thing to an error message was a smoke signal from the building housing the computer. Id guess, Im not old enough to remember the previous age.<|eor|><|sor|>I only worked with punchcards once, but as I recall the computer would stop its clackety clack and you had to figure out which card had the error, repunch it, put it back in order, and try it again. It definitely put a premium on getting things right the first time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 221 |
programmerhumor | 1strategist1 | i0jrml8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his demonstration on proper testing.<|eor|><|sor|>> programmed his own homework app
This right here just screams passionate teacher<|eor|><|sor|>I had a professor that programmed his own IDE and he forced us to use it for assignments because it had its own unique file format.
I guess thats kinda cool, but it was still a buggy awful mess.<|eor|><|sor|>I had a professor that forbade using IDEs because they dont teach you anything except how to rely on crutches.
He wrote a lot of his own shit that we had to use, too, but everything code-related was basically notepad.<|eor|><|sor|>I can see some value in that at the beginning.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, my biggest complaint was that hed give us code for functions that we had to use, but couldnt modify, that had critical flaws in them I forget what the one that pissed me off the most was, but it was a pretty critical error.
And either he just didnt read his e-mail or didnt care, because literally the entire class had points deducted for either modifying his code, or for having an incorrect output.
Think it took like three weeks for one of his TAs to finally break under the complaints from everyone, so they talked to him and showed him the issue. TA said it took a couple hours for him to admit there actually was a problem, and eventually just removed that assignment from our grades in lieu of fixing them.
The Problem wouldve been very easy to spot with a IDE debugger, though!<|eor|><|sor|>Oh god. I had a prof that did all her programming in Microsoft Word.
She required us to use the classes she had written for the Final exam, with no modification, but her classes had typos and missing brackets, so they wouldnt compile (as you might expect from untested code written in Word)
Your comment is bringing back some bad memories.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | sohumm | v4ef50 | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,026 |
programmerhumor | fullspeedretreat | ib3xhvl | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In a while() crocodile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,693 |
programmerhumor | ashesall | ib3v5g7 | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the one who wrote the code for it was a gentleman.
##m'alloc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,512 |
programmerhumor | scipio_africanus123 | ib3w258 | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>.#define see_you_later_allocator(...) malloc(...)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 509 |
programmerhumor | FurryMoistAvenger | ib466g8 | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In a while() crocodile.<|eor|><|sor|>I will now forever imagine crocodiles stuck in a while loop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 497 |
programmerhumor | BlueShellTorment | ib414f4 | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Being cute is how we ended up with things like HTTP 418.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | INTPgeminicisgaymale | ib42lvs | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is it ```return``` and not ```laters_gators```?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
programmerhumor | ss7m | ib4950w | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>.#define see_you_later_allocator(...) malloc(...)<|eor|><|sor|>The correct syntax, I believe, is:
>\#define see\_you\_later\_allocator(...) malloc(\_\_VA\_ARGS\_\_)<|eor|><|sor|> #define see_you_later_allocator(a) \
malloc(a)
No reason to use \_\_VA_ARGS\_\_ since malloc only takes one parameter<|eor|><|sor|>Or you can just
#define see_you_later_allocator malloc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
programmerhumor | interesting-_o_- | ib471cu | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the one who wrote the code for it was a gentleman.
##m'alloc<|eor|><|sor|>\[TIPS FEDORA. FEDORA CRASHES. SWITCHES TO ARCH\]<|eor|><|sor|>bRo I uSe ArCh! I aLsO cOdE iN pYtHoN, ThE wOrLdS bEsT lAnGuAgE.<|eor|><|sor|>I take offence to this. Im case sensitive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | ProMapWatcher | ib40x8g | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>wouldn't free() be better<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | linuxforeplay | ib46wfp | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>.#define see_you_later_allocator(...) malloc(...)<|eor|><|sor|>The correct syntax, I believe, is:
>\#define see\_you\_later\_allocator(...) malloc(\_\_VA\_ARGS\_\_)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | Poltras | ib49a1b | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is it ```return``` and not ```laters_gators```?<|eor|><|sor|>This whole thread just reminds me to never ask Reddit to design a language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | Eternityislong | ib47hky | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>.#define see_you_later_allocator(...) malloc(...)<|eor|><|sor|>The correct syntax, I believe, is:
>\#define see\_you\_later\_allocator(...) malloc(\_\_VA\_ARGS\_\_)<|eor|><|sor|> #define see_you_later_allocator(a) \
malloc(a)
No reason to use \_\_VA_ARGS\_\_ since malloc only takes one parameter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | perpetual-let-go | ib4ac42 | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In a while() crocodile.<|eor|><|sor|>I will now forever imagine crocodiles stuck in a while loop<|eor|><|sor|>while(alive){
crocodile()
}
That's the crocodile algorithm right there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | bsaroya41 | ib44edj | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the one who wrote the code for it was a gentleman.
##m'alloc<|eor|><|sor|>\[TIPS FEDORA. FEDORA CRASHES. SWITCHES TO ARCH\]<|eor|><|sor|>bRo I uSe ArCh! I aLsO cOdE iN pYtHoN, ThE wOrLdS bEsT lAnGuAgE.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | Immediate-Engine4364 | ib472oi | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In a while() crocodile.<|eor|><|sor|>I will now forever imagine crocodiles stuck in a while loop<|eor|><|sor|>Infinite loop of crocodiles<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | cat1554 | ib4fyjr | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Being cute is how we ended up with things like HTTP 418.<|eor|><|sor|>god damn... i have to throw an exception for this too now?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes.
My servers keep turning into fucking teapots.
I don't know how to solve this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmerhumor | runner7mi | ib47nxg | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Being cute is how we ended up with things like HTTP 418.<|eor|><|sor|>god damn... i have to throw an exception for this too now?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | lukaseder | 11nl8y8 | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,016 |
programmerhumor | glieseg | jbnp5r5 | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Of course it would fall, otherwise that would be a bad game. That's like turning your back to the bad guys in a game and expecting them to disappear because no one can see them.
Yeah, they don't get visibly rendered, but the game engine is still aware of them and calculates their actions. Less drain on the GPU, same on the CPU.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,672 |
programmerhumor | Nveenkmar | jbnpw5o | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If a buggy feature goes through production and no one uses that feature, does it even matter?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,456 |
programmerhumor | bestestdude | jbnq2of | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Of course it would fall, otherwise that would be a bad game. That's like turning your back to the bad guys in a game and expecting them to disappear because no one can see them.
Yeah, they don't get visibly rendered, but the game engine is still aware of them and calculates their actions. Less drain on the GPU, same on the CPU.<|eor|><|sor|>But maybe it wouldn't calculate the animation but just change the transformation of the object to be lying on the ground. The tree then also did not fall, it was never in a falling state but went from upright to fallen in an instant.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 644 |
programmerhumor | noxdragon26 | jbnskho | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If a buggy feature goes through production and no one uses that feature, does it even matter?<|eor|><|sor|>Judging from my job experience, it could not matter for 10 years until one day they start working with capabilities, but even then it wont matter when they find out how expensive it is to fix it at that point<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 534 |
programmerhumor | glieseg | jbnq7ie | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Of course it would fall, otherwise that would be a bad game. That's like turning your back to the bad guys in a game and expecting them to disappear because no one can see them.
Yeah, they don't get visibly rendered, but the game engine is still aware of them and calculates their actions. Less drain on the GPU, same on the CPU.<|eor|><|sor|>But maybe it wouldn't calculate the animation but just change the transformation of the object to be lying on the ground. The tree then also did not fall, it was never in a falling state but went from upright to fallen in an instant.<|eor|><|sor|>It should change the transformation continuously, the game doesn't know if it will be rendered next frame or not, so all the data about the tree is the same.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 427 |
programmerhumor | HeeTrouse51847 | jbnq2o1 | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>that aint true, the physics engine still processes it, it only doesnt get rendered<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
programmerhumor | henkdepotvjis | jboff3r | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If a buggy feature goes through production and no one uses that feature, does it even matter?<|eor|><|sor|>Judging from my job experience, it could not matter for 10 years until one day they start working with capabilities, but even then it wont matter when they find out how expensive it is to fix it at that point<|eor|><|sor|>Or you find out they have used the bug as a work around for another issue and they get mad because you fixed it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | Phormitago | jboi9i0 | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If a buggy feature goes through production and no one uses that feature, does it even matter?<|eor|><|sor|>Judging from my job experience, it could not matter for 10 years until one day they start working with capabilities, but even then it wont matter when they find out how expensive it is to fix it at that point<|eor|><|sor|>Or you find out they have used the bug as a work around for another issue and they get mad because you fixed it<|eor|><|sor|>[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1172/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 221 |
programmerhumor | Tordoix | jbnrhix | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Of course it would fall, otherwise that would be a bad game. That's like turning your back to the bad guys in a game and expecting them to disappear because no one can see them.
Yeah, they don't get visibly rendered, but the game engine is still aware of them and calculates their actions. Less drain on the GPU, same on the CPU.<|eor|><|sor|>But maybe it wouldn't calculate the animation but just change the transformation of the object to be lying on the ground. The tree then also did not fall, it was never in a falling state but went from upright to fallen in an instant.<|eor|><|sor|>It should change the transformation continuously, the game doesn't know if it will be rendered next frame or not, so all the data about the tree is the same.<|eor|><|sor|>According to quantum mechanics the tree will be in a superposition state of all possible states, it will be standing falling and already fallen at the same time. Only as soon as you get to observe it the engine decides which state it actually is in.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | pithecium | jbnsg0q | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If there's no longer a reference to the tree's root, it will eventually get garbage collected<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | DualityDrn | jbouhep | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If a buggy feature goes through production and no one uses that feature, does it even matter?<|eor|><|sor|>Judging from my job experience, it could not matter for 10 years until one day they start working with capabilities, but even then it wont matter when they find out how expensive it is to fix it at that point<|eor|><|sor|>Or you find out they have used the bug as a work around for another issue and they get mad because you fixed it<|eor|><|sor|>[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1172/)<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes I wonder if XKCD is made by a time travelling AI art generator, sort of like the paperclips maximizer solution but for relevant stickmen cartoons...
>Openning panel: Angry boss "Make me a machine that can create art for every possible situation!"
>Second panel: Furiously working scientists and programmers about to fire up the monstrous machine for the first time.
>Third panel: 'Plip!' it vanishes from existence. Leaving behind a single card.
>Final panel: Zoom in on the card reading "xkcd.com"
>Secret text: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | Waterprop | jbo94ui | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>that aint true, the physics engine still processes it, it only doesnt get rendered<|eor|><|sor|>This isn't necessarily true either.
For example many games load the world when needed. World/object state is saved and when player comes close part of the world is loaded and calculations continue. When players goes away, the entire part of the world can be unloaded from memory.
Why calculate physics if player is X length away? That's just wasting CPU cycles.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | poopellar | jbofdg8 | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Of course it would fall, otherwise that would be a bad game. That's like turning your back to the bad guys in a game and expecting them to disappear because no one can see them.
Yeah, they don't get visibly rendered, but the game engine is still aware of them and calculates their actions. Less drain on the GPU, same on the CPU.<|eor|><|sor|>But maybe it wouldn't calculate the animation but just change the transformation of the object to be lying on the ground. The tree then also did not fall, it was never in a falling state but went from upright to fallen in an instant.<|eor|><|sor|>It should change the transformation continuously, the game doesn't know if it will be rendered next frame or not, so all the data about the tree is the same.<|eor|><|sor|>According to quantum mechanics the tree will be in a superposition state of all possible states, it will be standing falling and already fallen at the same time. Only as soon as you get to observe it the engine decides which state it actually is in.<|eor|><|sor|>In real world the tree is already been observed indirectly. The tree is in contact with particles around it which in turn are in contact with other particles and so on till the contacted particles are literally you. You still don't know anything about the tree, but the information about said tree has been passed onto you. Now if there was a complete vacuum between the tree and you, then we can say it's in a superposition of states.
Now in a game engine the tree can exist in the game engine's equivalent of superposition unless observed even if the player is right beside it but not observing it as no game is going to be rendering trillions of particles (maybe star citizen will have a go at it)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | ghua | jbnxfha | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I call it BS because not rendering doesnt mean physics are not updated<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | bestestdude | jbnqhaq | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Of course it would fall, otherwise that would be a bad game. That's like turning your back to the bad guys in a game and expecting them to disappear because no one can see them.
Yeah, they don't get visibly rendered, but the game engine is still aware of them and calculates their actions. Less drain on the GPU, same on the CPU.<|eor|><|sor|>But maybe it wouldn't calculate the animation but just change the transformation of the object to be lying on the ground. The tree then also did not fall, it was never in a falling state but went from upright to fallen in an instant.<|eor|><|sor|>It should change the transformation continuously, the game doesn't know if it will be rendered next frame or not, so all the data about the tree is the same.<|eor|><|sor|>True, if the tree was in the viewport before (e.g. player turned around only for a second)! I was only thinking about trees somewhere in the distance of some open world map.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | glieseg | jbnrx6w | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Of course it would fall, otherwise that would be a bad game. That's like turning your back to the bad guys in a game and expecting them to disappear because no one can see them.
Yeah, they don't get visibly rendered, but the game engine is still aware of them and calculates their actions. Less drain on the GPU, same on the CPU.<|eor|><|sor|>But maybe it wouldn't calculate the animation but just change the transformation of the object to be lying on the ground. The tree then also did not fall, it was never in a falling state but went from upright to fallen in an instant.<|eor|><|sor|>It should change the transformation continuously, the game doesn't know if it will be rendered next frame or not, so all the data about the tree is the same.<|eor|><|sor|>True, if the tree was in the viewport before (e.g. player turned around only for a second)! I was only thinking about trees somewhere in the distance of some open world map.<|eor|><|sor|>Haven't worked on huge open map sizes, but I'd assume there would be a range where things wouldn't get physics calculations, yeah.
This is different from the LOD calculations that just renders a simpler model of an object based on distance.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | GabuEx | jbnwewx | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hang on, it doesn't get rendered, but its state is still updated, unless your game is shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmerhumor | wheres_my_ballot | jbonm32 | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Of course it would fall, otherwise that would be a bad game. That's like turning your back to the bad guys in a game and expecting them to disappear because no one can see them.
Yeah, they don't get visibly rendered, but the game engine is still aware of them and calculates their actions. Less drain on the GPU, same on the CPU.<|eor|><|sor|>But maybe it wouldn't calculate the animation but just change the transformation of the object to be lying on the ground. The tree then also did not fall, it was never in a falling state but went from upright to fallen in an instant.<|eor|><|sor|>It should change the transformation continuously, the game doesn't know if it will be rendered next frame or not, so all the data about the tree is the same.<|eor|><|sor|>According to quantum mechanics the tree will be in a superposition state of all possible states, it will be standing falling and already fallen at the same time. Only as soon as you get to observe it the engine decides which state it actually is in.<|eor|><|sor|>In real world the tree is already been observed indirectly. The tree is in contact with particles around it which in turn are in contact with other particles and so on till the contacted particles are literally you. You still don't know anything about the tree, but the information about said tree has been passed onto you. Now if there was a complete vacuum between the tree and you, then we can say it's in a superposition of states.
Now in a game engine the tree can exist in the game engine's equivalent of superposition unless observed even if the player is right beside it but not observing it as no game is going to be rendering trillions of particles (maybe star citizen will have a go at it)<|eor|><|sor|>Actually, even in a vacuum, photons striking the tree could still bounce around and reach your eye.
Technically, a photon from a tree that fell a billion years ago on an alien planet a billion light years away could reach your eye. Only way to be sure is to render everything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmerhumor | WatermelonArtist | jbpc02h | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If a buggy feature goes through production and no one uses that feature, does it even matter?<|eor|><|sor|>Judging from my job experience, it could not matter for 10 years until one day they start working with capabilities, but even then it wont matter when they find out how expensive it is to fix it at that point<|eor|><|sor|>Or you find out they have used the bug as a work around for another issue and they get mad because you fixed it<|eor|><|sor|>[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1172/)<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes I wonder if XKCD is made by a time travelling AI art generator, sort of like the paperclips maximizer solution but for relevant stickmen cartoons...
>Openning panel: Angry boss "Make me a machine that can create art for every possible situation!"
>Second panel: Furiously working scientists and programmers about to fire up the monstrous machine for the first time.
>Third panel: 'Plip!' it vanishes from existence. Leaving behind a single card.
>Final panel: Zoom in on the card reading "xkcd.com"
>Secret text: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42.<|eor|><|sor|>What is this secret text?<|eor|><|sor|>XKCD has been using alt-text all along. Hover over the comic for a second punchline or explanation on nearly every comic. Maximum replay value.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
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