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programmerhumor | ReltivlyObjectv | e1kpirh | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it".
At least here you know you need to download something.<|eor|><|sor|>WHAT DID YOU SEE, DENVERCODER9?!<|eor|><|sor|>relevant xkcd<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, theres no link. I need to know<|eor|... | 471 |
programmerhumor | daniu | e1kl1qp | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As always, there's a relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/979/<|eor|><|sor|>I make a point of posting the answers to my stack overflow questions that didn't get a reply but I figured out later because of this comic. <|eor|><|eols|>... | 447 |
programmerhumor | chatokun | e1kplu5 | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it".
At least here you know you need to download something.<|eor|><|sor|>WHAT DID YOU SEE, DENVERCODER9?!<|eor|><|sor|>relevant xkcd<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, theres no link. I need to know<|eor|... | 424 |
programmerhumor | Nikarus2370 | e1kn824 | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then there's either no other posts on the topic,or they all say "lern 2 Google" and point to the long dead webpage.<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite is reading the ibm mainframes forums where every reply is a from a pompous asshol... | 423 |
programmerhumor | kooshipuff | e1krztl | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it".
At least here you know you need to download something.<|eor|><|sor|>WHAT DID YOU SEE, DENVERCODER9?!<|eor|><|sor|>relevant xkcd<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, theres no link. I need to know<|eor|... | 408 |
programmerhumor | Magiano_ | e1kldkc | <|sols|><|sot|>yOU HAVE NO IDEA<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rhs7em88p6711.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it".
At least here you know you need to download something.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, until you find out its for a different software version, and you cant find the download for your version :)<|... | 407 |
programmerhumor | JohnW305 | zy65w0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,292 |
programmerhumor | NinjaClam | j247fcj | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Leave me alone I'm cummaxxing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,238 |
programmerhumor | definitly_not_furry | j244zrf | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah, yes, the cumsum<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,465 |
programmerhumor | ITookNameSuggestion | j2466q9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is there a cumswap function?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,234 |
programmerhumor | Blightbow | j2571ol | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>touch myself
chmod +xxx myself
who wants some
mount -a
i=0; while test $i -le 30; do echo yes | more; sleep 1; i=$(( i + 1)); done
dd if=myself of=you conv=swab,unblock
umount you
sleep 3600 &
disown
mv y... | 673 |
programmerhumor | karanbhatt100 | j23xjz7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No wonder pornhub is built on python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 512 |
programmerhumor | sure--whatever | j24ksii | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Leave me alone I'm cummaxxing<|eor|><|sor|>The new Pokemon gimmick looking good<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 390 |
programmerhumor | Lanbaz | j24bmuk | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yum install cum -c -u -m
Edit: Thanks for the award, I wish I could make the output verbose without -v but this works on my laptop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 367 |
programmerhumor | YouJustSaidButFuck | j24crbv | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah, yes, the cumsum<|eor|><|sor|>Like dimsum but cummy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 352 |
programmerhumor | dlevac | j24fh9z | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have an idea for a CLI development library.
Actually just the name: climax<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 294 |
programmerhumor | syncc6 | j24rwbw | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>cumlibrary<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
programmerhumor | cowlinator | j269wbu | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>touch myself
chmod +xxx myself
who wants some
mount -a
i=0; while test $i -le 30; do echo yes | more; sleep 1; i=$(( i + 1)); done
dd if=myself of=you conv=swab,unblock
umount you
sleep 3600 &
disown
mv y... | 285 |
programmerhumor | abd53 | j24nyqj | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is there a cumswap function?<|eor|><|sor|>Let's make one. ```cumulative swap```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 243 |
programmerhumor | Ichweisenichtdeutsch | j24vsvu | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is there a cumswap function?<|eor|><|sor|>In Matlab we have cumtrapz<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | Treizh | j24lpki | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have an idea for a CLI development library.
Actually just the name: climax<|eor|><|sor|>https://github.com/tucnak/climax<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | yuck_luck | j24zy0v | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>MATLAB has a function for cumtrap<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | zeebrow | j24shez | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is there a cumswap function?<|eor|><|sor|>Let's make one. ```cumulative swap```<|eor|><|sor|>`pass`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | gordonv | j24i4jo | <|sols|><|sot|>Python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gknrwk1qxv8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There was a [dude who got fired](https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/dpcfns/i_got_fired_over_a_variable_name/) for using cumprod as a variable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | BrokenAdmin | 9rqms9 | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,166 |
programmerhumor | ChachiKlaus | e8j1kj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait I don't get this post...
Edit: oh wait, I figured it out. Nvm, it's cool. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,181 |
programmerhumor | CaffeineSippingMan | e8j7cox | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>There are worse. "This question has been asked, use Google!"
Edit: ok I want to change the world.
First I want to say more and more people are telling what they did to fix it themselves. I believe it is... | 2,083 |
programmerhumor | PoisonedChips | e8j1vs2 | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait I don't get this post...
Edit: oh wait, I figured it out. Nvm, it's cool. <|eor|><|sor|>Listen here, you little shit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,332 |
programmerhumor | Adama0001 | e8j7mvo | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>There are worse. "This question has been asked, use Google!"
Edit: ok I want to change the world.
First I want to say more and more people are telling what they did to fix it themselves. I believe it is... | 1,328 |
programmerhumor | the_loneliest_noodle | e8j6k1v | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure which is worse, these people, or the people who post links to other forum posts instead of answers, and then you click the link and they're dead, but everyone else who had that problem stands by that being the solution... | 1,266 |
programmerhumor | not_from_this_world | e8j5y2m | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also, I google how to solve X and find this kind of thread:
Question: "How to solve X?"
Answer: "What are you *really* trying to do?"
Reply to answer: "I'm trying to do Y"
Reply of the reply: "Oh, so here is how you do Y"
... | 1,008 |
programmerhumor | raven12456 | e8jcsw8 | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I have problem X."
"Why don't you google it?"
**Two Years Later**
Post becomes top result on Google<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 591 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY | e8jb9n9 | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure which is worse, these people, or the people who post links to other forum posts instead of answers, and then you click the link and they're dead, but everyone else who had that problem stands by that being the solution... | 586 |
programmerhumor | somethingknotty | e8j3svi | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Relevant XKCD: [https://xkcd.com/979/](https://xkcd.com/979/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 527 |
programmerhumor | donutnz | e8j633l | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"The solution is right here [longdeadlink.com](http://unintelligiblegobbledigook.net/) google it before asking."
Can get fucked as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 470 |
programmerhumor | Cherios_Are_My_Shit | e8j9ogt | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also, I google how to solve X and find this kind of thread:
Question: "How to solve X?"
Answer: "What are you *really* trying to do?"
Reply to answer: "I'm trying to do Y"
Reply of the reply: "Oh, so here is how you do Y"
... | 379 |
programmerhumor | jordanjay29 | e8jc8gh | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure which is worse, these people, or the people who post links to other forum posts instead of answers, and then you click the link and they're dead, but everyone else who had that problem stands by that being the solution... | 353 |
programmerhumor | _N_O_P_E_ | e8jd090 | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure which is worse, these people, or the people who post links to other forum posts instead of answers, and then you click the link and they're dead, but everyone else who had that problem stands by that being the solution... | 223 |
programmerhumor | Stevemasta | e8j98jy | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>There are worse. "This question has been asked, use Google!"
Edit: ok I want to change the world.
First I want to say more and more people are telling what they did to fix it themselves. I believe it is... | 209 |
programmerhumor | Mohomomo | e8j3sms | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Obligatory [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/979/).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | Emeraldis_ | e8j7xcd | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"The solution is right here [longdeadlink.com](http://unintelligiblegobbledigook.net/) google it before asking."
Can get fucked as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Still preferable to "just google it" without providing any kind of info. The... | 181 |
programmerhumor | przemko271 | e8j71h5 | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"The solution is right here [longdeadlink.com](http://unintelligiblegobbledigook.net/) google it before asking."
Can get fucked as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Still preferable to "just google it" without providing any kind of info. The... | 171 |
programmerhumor | poopskins | e8jffaa | <|sols|><|sot|>What SHOULD happen.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/8spsUjN.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also, I google how to solve X and find this kind of thread:
Question: "How to solve X?"
Answer: "What are you *really* trying to do?"
Reply to answer: "I'm trying to do Y"
Reply of the reply: "Oh, so here is how you do Y"
... | 158 |
programmerhumor | AnonCaptain0022 | tdcsgo | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,053 |
programmerhumor | Ritz527 | i0itpgg | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his de... | 2,754 |
programmerhumor | thinker227 | i0j59fk | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his de... | 1,704 |
programmerhumor | DLCS2020 | i0is639 | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Not old if he wasn't using punch cards.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,296 |
programmerhumor | Swinghodler | i0iutmf | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also note that the CS old teacher seems to be generally happy and a good lad. While old mathematics teachers all seem to be depressed and kinda rude somehow.
It always baffles me.<|eor|><|eols|><|en... | 1,026 |
programmerhumor | joshduplaa | i0iyw1w | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also note that the CS old teacher seems to be generally happy and a good lad. While old mathematics teachers all seem to be depressed and kinda rude somehow.
It always baffles me.<|eor|><|sor|>I thi... | 747 |
programmerhumor | xLuky | i0jkzc2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his de... | 624 |
programmerhumor | Unlicenced | i0ivlb9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The good sense of humour used to be essential in the olden days, when a simple human mistake could cause weeks of delay, and the closest thing to an error message was a smoke signal from the building... | 598 |
programmerhumor | SandyDelights | i0jmn1p | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his de... | 411 |
programmerhumor | 66666thats6sixes | i0jiasa | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his de... | 374 |
programmerhumor | inconspicuous_male | i0j2mrb | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>What about the HTML website that looks like it hasn't been updated in decades but is current, and also has a weird section ranting about social issues?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | SpringCleanMyLife | i0jndc1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his de... | 339 |
programmerhumor | thepenis_mightier | i0jjrts | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his de... | 294 |
programmerhumor | ReallyBigRocks | i0jj4by | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his de... | 284 |
programmerhumor | pink-ming | i0j6hjy | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also note that the CS old teacher seems to be generally happy and a good lad. While old mathematics teachers all seem to be depressed and kinda rude somehow.
It always baffles me.<|eor|><|sor|>I thi... | 283 |
programmerhumor | Ritz527 | i0jda81 | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his de... | 274 |
programmerhumor | SandyDelights | i0jo0su | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his de... | 270 |
programmerhumor | Feralpudel | i0j6yyq | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The good sense of humour used to be essential in the olden days, when a simple human mistake could cause weeks of delay, and the closest thing to an error message was a smoke signal from the building... | 221 |
programmerhumor | 1strategist1 | i0jrml8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Old computer science professor starter pack<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/alurg76lz6n81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had one who programmed his own homework app and everything was wombat related. He was obsessed with transhumanism and Ghost in the Shell. He used to throw a chair against the wall as part of his de... | 219 |
programmerhumor | sohumm | v4ef50 | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,026 |
programmerhumor | fullspeedretreat | ib3xhvl | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In a while() crocodile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,693 |
programmerhumor | ashesall | ib3v5g7 | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the one who wrote the code for it was a gentleman.
##m'alloc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,512 |
programmerhumor | scipio_africanus123 | ib3w258 | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>.#define see_you_later_allocator(...) malloc(...)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 509 |
programmerhumor | FurryMoistAvenger | ib466g8 | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In a while() crocodile.<|eor|><|sor|>I will now forever imagine crocodiles stuck in a while loop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 497 |
programmerhumor | BlueShellTorment | ib414f4 | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Being cute is how we ended up with things like HTTP 418.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | INTPgeminicisgaymale | ib42lvs | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is it ```return``` and not ```laters_gators```?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
programmerhumor | ss7m | ib4950w | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>.#define see_you_later_allocator(...) malloc(...)<|eor|><|sor|>The correct syntax, I believe, is:
>\#define see\_you\_later\_allocator(...) malloc(\_\_VA\_ARGS\_\_)<|eor|><|sor|> #define see_you_later_allocator(a) ... | 227 |
programmerhumor | interesting-_o_- | ib471cu | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the one who wrote the code for it was a gentleman.
##m'alloc<|eor|><|sor|>\[TIPS FEDORA. FEDORA CRASHES. SWITCHES TO ARCH\]<|eor|><|sor|>bRo I uSe ArCh! I aLsO cOdE iN pYtHoN, ThE wOrLdS bEsT lAnGuAgE.<|eor|><... | 216 |
programmerhumor | ProMapWatcher | ib40x8g | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>wouldn't free() be better<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | linuxforeplay | ib46wfp | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>.#define see_you_later_allocator(...) malloc(...)<|eor|><|sor|>The correct syntax, I believe, is:
>\#define see\_you\_later\_allocator(...) malloc(\_\_VA\_ARGS\_\_)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | Poltras | ib49a1b | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is it ```return``` and not ```laters_gators```?<|eor|><|sor|>This whole thread just reminds me to never ask Reddit to design a language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | Eternityislong | ib47hky | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>.#define see_you_later_allocator(...) malloc(...)<|eor|><|sor|>The correct syntax, I believe, is:
>\#define see\_you\_later\_allocator(...) malloc(\_\_VA\_ARGS\_\_)<|eor|><|sor|> #define see_you_later_allocator(a) ... | 156 |
programmerhumor | perpetual-let-go | ib4ac42 | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In a while() crocodile.<|eor|><|sor|>I will now forever imagine crocodiles stuck in a while loop<|eor|><|sor|>while(alive){
crocodile()
}
That's the crocodile algorithm right there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | bsaroya41 | ib44edj | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the one who wrote the code for it was a gentleman.
##m'alloc<|eor|><|sor|>\[TIPS FEDORA. FEDORA CRASHES. SWITCHES TO ARCH\]<|eor|><|sor|>bRo I uSe ArCh! I aLsO cOdE iN pYtHoN, ThE wOrLdS bEsT lAnGuAgE.<|eor|><... | 137 |
programmerhumor | Immediate-Engine4364 | ib472oi | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In a while() crocodile.<|eor|><|sor|>I will now forever imagine crocodiles stuck in a while loop<|eor|><|sor|>Infinite loop of crocodiles<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | cat1554 | ib4fyjr | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Being cute is how we ended up with things like HTTP 418.<|eor|><|sor|>god damn... i have to throw an exception for this too now?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes.
My servers keep turning into fucking teapots.
I don't know how to so... | 112 |
programmerhumor | runner7mi | ib47nxg | <|sols|><|sot|>See you later allocator <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frjiu6gdfi391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Being cute is how we ended up with things like HTTP 418.<|eor|><|sor|>god damn... i have to throw an exception for this too now?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | lukaseder | 11nl8y8 | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42,016 |
programmerhumor | glieseg | jbnp5r5 | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Of course it would fall, otherwise that would be a bad game. That's like turning your back to the bad guys in a game and expecting them to disappear because no one ... | 1,672 |
programmerhumor | Nveenkmar | jbnpw5o | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If a buggy feature goes through production and no one uses that feature, does it even matter?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,456 |
programmerhumor | bestestdude | jbnq2of | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Of course it would fall, otherwise that would be a bad game. That's like turning your back to the bad guys in a game and expecting them to disappear because no one ... | 644 |
programmerhumor | noxdragon26 | jbnskho | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If a buggy feature goes through production and no one uses that feature, does it even matter?<|eor|><|sor|>Judging from my job experience, it could not matter for 1... | 534 |
programmerhumor | glieseg | jbnq7ie | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Of course it would fall, otherwise that would be a bad game. That's like turning your back to the bad guys in a game and expecting them to disappear because no one ... | 427 |
programmerhumor | HeeTrouse51847 | jbnq2o1 | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>that aint true, the physics engine still processes it, it only doesnt get rendered<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
programmerhumor | henkdepotvjis | jboff3r | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If a buggy feature goes through production and no one uses that feature, does it even matter?<|eor|><|sor|>Judging from my job experience, it could not matter for 1... | 246 |
programmerhumor | Phormitago | jboi9i0 | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If a buggy feature goes through production and no one uses that feature, does it even matter?<|eor|><|sor|>Judging from my job experience, it could not matter for 1... | 221 |
programmerhumor | Tordoix | jbnrhix | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Of course it would fall, otherwise that would be a bad game. That's like turning your back to the bad guys in a game and expecting them to disappear because no one ... | 190 |
programmerhumor | pithecium | jbnsg0q | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If there's no longer a reference to the tree's root, it will eventually get garbage collected<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | DualityDrn | jbouhep | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If a buggy feature goes through production and no one uses that feature, does it even matter?<|eor|><|sor|>Judging from my job experience, it could not matter for 1... | 107 |
programmerhumor | Waterprop | jbo94ui | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>that aint true, the physics engine still processes it, it only doesnt get rendered<|eor|><|sor|>This isn't necessarily true either.
For example many games load th... | 85 |
programmerhumor | poopellar | jbofdg8 | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Of course it would fall, otherwise that would be a bad game. That's like turning your back to the bad guys in a game and expecting them to disappear because no one ... | 78 |
programmerhumor | ghua | jbnxfha | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I call it BS because not rendering doesnt mean physics are not updated<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | bestestdude | jbnqhaq | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Of course it would fall, otherwise that would be a bad game. That's like turning your back to the bad guys in a game and expecting them to disappear because no one ... | 64 |
programmerhumor | glieseg | jbnrx6w | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Of course it would fall, otherwise that would be a bad game. That's like turning your back to the bad guys in a game and expecting them to disappear because no one ... | 56 |
programmerhumor | GabuEx | jbnwewx | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hang on, it doesn't get rendered, but its state is still updated, unless your game is shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmerhumor | wheres_my_ballot | jbonm32 | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Of course it would fall, otherwise that would be a bad game. That's like turning your back to the bad guys in a game and expecting them to disappear because no one ... | 42 |
programmerhumor | WatermelonArtist | jbpc02h | <|sols|><|sot|>BREAKING: Programmer finally found the answer to an old philosophical question<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/56t5v0yc0wma1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If a buggy feature goes through production and no one uses that feature, does it even matter?<|eor|><|sor|>Judging from my job experience, it could not matter for 1... | 41 |
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