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programmerhumor | Vinx909 | i47ev7y | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all possible now because of semiconductors. Never thought some processed sand could change so many lives<|eor|><|sor|>it's always the weirdest things that give the huge boosts.
what's the functionality of being able to bend e... | 1,731 |
programmerhumor | AlterEdward | i4718yr | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now the users do<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,651 |
programmerhumor | myacc488 | i47z31i | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all possible now because of semiconductors. Never thought some processed sand could change so many lives<|eor|><|sor|>it's always the weirdest things that give the huge boosts.
what's the functionality of being able to bend e... | 821 |
programmerhumor | Wonderful_Ad5085 | i47zxdh | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all possible now because of semiconductors. Never thought some processed sand could change so many lives<|eor|><|sor|>it's always the weirdest things that give the huge boosts.
what's the functionality of being able to bend e... | 720 |
programmerhumor | ridjfoencid | i473gtn | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much do current quantum computers weigh?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 513 |
programmerhumor | MrHyd3_ | i4702ca | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This belongs to r/technicallythetruth<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | cosmo7 | i479yxt | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Technically, he was right.<|eor|><|sor|>ie: the best kind of being right.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 407 |
programmerhumor | MasterFubar | i47lho7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Technically, he was right.<|eor|><|sor|>At some point in the 1949 future, computers *did* weigh 1.5 tons. He didn't say *how far away* in the future.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | TeaKingMac | i471v4d | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now the users do<|eor|><|sor|>Wall-E intensifies<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | ridjfoencid | i479itu | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much do current quantum computers weigh?<|eor|><|sor|>The computing hardware itself or all the cooling infra?<|eor|><|sor|>It can't run without the cooling just yet, right? Let's include it in the total weight.<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 360 |
programmerhumor | yourrealityisinvalid | i46z2f6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Correct, mine doesn't weight more than 1.5 tons.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 348 |
programmerhumor | shnicklefritz | i47nlpo | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much do current quantum computers weigh?<|eor|><|sor|>We dont know because well change the result if we measure it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | DisjointedHuntsville | i476i76 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much do current quantum computers weigh?<|eor|><|sor|>The computing hardware itself or all the cooling infra?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 337 |
programmerhumor | servel333 | i481e5m | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all possible now because of semiconductors. Never thought some processed sand could change so many lives<|eor|><|sor|>it's always the weirdest things that give the huge boosts.
what's the functionality of being able to bend e... | 322 |
programmerhumor | code-panda | i47l5u5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I know nothing about programing or computers, this group keeps popping up even though I'm not subscribed to it. I usually ignore posts from this group but I must say I'm very grateful and impressed by the minds that invent and keep... | 238 |
programmerhumor | marny_g | i482ra6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all possible now because of semiconductors. Never thought some processed sand could change so many lives<|eor|><|sor|>it's always the weirdest things that give the huge boosts.
what's the functionality of being able to bend e... | 193 |
programmerhumor | superduper309v2 | i47vdfu | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much do current quantum computers weigh?<|eor|><|sor|>The computing hardware itself or all the cooling infra?<|eor|><|sor|>It can't run without the cooling just yet, right? Let's include it in the total weight.<|eor|><|sor|>Tec... | 170 |
programmerhumor | the_prolouger | 10gouw7 | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,674 |
programmerhumor | FriesWithThat | j543s5n | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft hosts Sting concert for their top executives in fucking Davos the night before announcing 10,000 layoffs due to "impending" recession.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,171 |
programmerhumor | RadioactiveFruitCup | j545mqn | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Q1 downturn:
Tech CEO - there may have to be some layoffs
*proceeds to slash Dev positions 15%, doesnt term any of the bullshit support positions like scrum masters & POs. Marketing spend goes up*
Q2 downtu... | 1,631 |
programmerhumor | DapperCam | j546fws | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft hosts Sting concert for their top executives in fucking Davos the night before announcing 10,000 layoffs due to "impending" recession.<|eor|><|sor|>This feels like it is straight out of the HBO show ... | 1,580 |
programmerhumor | dagbrown | j54uny7 | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft hosts Sting concert for their top executives in fucking Davos the night before announcing 10,000 layoffs due to "impending" recession.<|eor|><|sor|>This feels like it is straight out of the HBO show ... | 1,192 |
programmerhumor | Semi-Hemi-Demigod | j54wfjn | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft hosts Sting concert for their top executives in fucking Davos the night before announcing 10,000 layoffs due to "impending" recession.<|eor|><|sor|>This feels like it is straight out of the HBO show ... | 662 |
programmerhumor | thespis42 | j542teg | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If it is economically advantageous to fire you, your employers *always* will. Keep this in mind every time youre negotiating for salary. Take em to the cleaners as much as you can, because theyll fire you to i... | 619 |
programmerhumor | karanbhatt100 | j540w9p | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>We are in this together.
By the way you are fired because in quarter out revenue declined<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 468 |
programmerhumor | RadioactiveFruitCup | j545u7a | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Q1 downturn:
Tech CEO - there may have to be some layoffs
*proceeds to slash Dev positions 15%, doesnt term any of the bullshit support positions like scrum masters & POs. Marketing spend goes up*
Q2 downtu... | 402 |
programmerhumor | MaDpYrO | j54rhmr | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft hosts Sting concert for their top executives in fucking Davos the night before announcing 10,000 layoffs due to "impending" recession.<|eor|><|sor|>I wonder how much of a recession is actually caused... | 329 |
programmerhumor | bean_machine1 | j55130j | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft hosts Sting concert for their top executives in fucking Davos the night before announcing 10,000 layoffs due to "impending" recession.<|eor|><|sor|>This feels like it is straight out of the HBO show ... | 256 |
programmerhumor | ReticlyPoetic | j55ff14 | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft hosts Sting concert for their top executives in fucking Davos the night before announcing 10,000 layoffs due to "impending" recession.<|eor|><|sor|>This feels like it is straight out of the HBO show ... | 246 |
programmerhumor | wackywavingarmgumby | j54oosj | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Q1 downturn:
Tech CEO - there may have to be some layoffs
*proceeds to slash Dev positions 15%, doesnt term any of the bullshit support positions like scrum masters & POs. Marketing spend goes up*
Q2 downtu... | 227 |
programmerhumor | humility_and_love | j5448c1 | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If it is economically advantageous to fire you, your employers *always* will. Keep this in mind every time youre negotiating for salary. Take em to the cleaners as much as you can, because theyll fire you to i... | 210 |
programmerhumor | MakeWay4Doodles | j54w4mx | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft hosts Sting concert for their top executives in fucking Davos the night before announcing 10,000 layoffs due to "impending" recession.<|eor|><|sor|>I wonder how much of a recession is actually caused... | 195 |
programmerhumor | lightnegative | j54b1gz | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Q1 downturn:
Tech CEO - there may have to be some layoffs
*proceeds to slash Dev positions 15%, doesnt term any of the bullshit support positions like scrum masters & POs. Marketing spend goes up*
Q2 downtu... | 186 |
programmerhumor | Tashre | j544m9z | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>"We're like a family", but they don't mention that the family is the Bluths.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | DontBuyMeGoldGiveBTC | j54vu41 | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>We are in this together.
By the way you are fired because in quarter out revenue declined<|eor|><|sor|>Q1-3 "we're a family, no need to worry, we're a team, we go up together, we go down together, we have ... | 176 |
programmerhumor | magister777 | j552a7r | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Boss: "You can't quit, we're a family here"
Me: "okay then, let me rephrase that: I'm going out for some cigarettes, I'll be right back"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | darkslide3000 | j54r398 | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>[Literally every other industry on Earth:](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/027/763/07B89120-B48D-45FB-AF1D-49AF6CD16790.jpeg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | obvious_bot | j5542t7 | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft hosts Sting concert for their top executives in fucking Davos the night before announcing 10,000 layoffs due to "impending" recession.<|eor|><|sor|>I wonder how much of a recession is actually caused... | 140 |
programmerhumor | fstorino | 6llocd | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,669 |
programmerhumor | Simwalh | djuqlpc | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hadoop is in there twice<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,485 |
programmerhumor | 2mnykitehs | djusvn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Recruiter jots down: "Not suitable for client facing roles"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,696 |
programmerhumor | tomthecool | djuqs9h | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Is it Pokemon or Big Data?](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScRsfRHXPTuEXdNvUcI8DzJIU5iazqlpksWucPF0d8l2ztkkA/viewform)
Edit: In case it gets the reddit hug of death again, [here's another one](https://pixelastic.... | 3,132 |
programmerhumor | Yopu | djusa8o | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hadoop is in there twice<|eor|><|sor|>Data too big for just once.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,961 |
programmerhumor | Heat__Death | djuqmrw | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TFW you want to make the list longer, so you just start naming modules that you use.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,940 |
programmerhumor | mythriz | djurwj9 | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Is it Pokemon or Big Data?](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScRsfRHXPTuEXdNvUcI8DzJIU5iazqlpksWucPF0d8l2ztkkA/viewform)
Edit: In case it gets the reddit hug of death again, [here's another one](https://pixelastic.... | 2,189 |
programmerhumor | can_trust_me | djv394e | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hadoop is in there twice<|eor|><|sor|>Data too big for just once.<|eor|><|sor|>t h i c c<|eor|><|sor|>T l <|eor|><|sor|>> T l
I feel like this says extra thicc but it looks Mandarine, does anyone know what this Mandarine te... | 1,781 |
programmerhumor | can_trust_me | djuy0cn | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hadoop is in there twice<|eor|><|sor|>Data too big for just once.<|eor|><|sor|>t h i c c<|eor|><|sor|>T l <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,609 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | djustzh | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TFW you want to make the list longer, so you just start naming modules that you use.<|eor|><|sor|>Let me just dump my package.json on linkedin<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,539 |
programmerhumor | HessianStatistician | djuucye | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"C/C++" is a pet peeve of mine, but "C#/C++" is a whole other level of wrong.
"You know C#?"
"Yeah. Well...C++. Same thing, right?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,405 |
programmerhumor | Seradwen | djurz9b | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Is it Pokemon or Big Data?](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScRsfRHXPTuEXdNvUcI8DzJIU5iazqlpksWucPF0d8l2ztkkA/viewform)
Edit: In case it gets the reddit hug of death again, [here's another one](https://pixelastic.... | 1,166 |
programmerhumor | jim_trout | djutmoa | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Recruiter jots down: "Not suitable for client facing roles"<|eor|><|sor|>"Oh jeez, and I like people, especially clients" /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,137 |
programmerhumor | bowies_dead | djuxse6 | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hadoop is in there twice<|eor|><|sor|>Data too big for just once.<|eor|><|sor|>t h i c c<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 947 |
programmerhumor | GiraffixCard | djuvooi | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"C/C++" is a pet peeve of mine, but "C#/C++" is a whole other level of wrong.
"You know C#?"
"Yeah. Well...C++. Same thing, right?"<|eor|><|sor|>I work at an indie gamedev company and back when I was doing the interview I ... | 930 |
programmerhumor | KinOfMany | djutedn | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hadoop is in there twice<|eor|><|sor|>Also "C#/C++". Those two are very different from one another. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 918 |
programmerhumor | potterhead42 | djux17g | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hadoop is in there twice<|eor|><|sor|>Also "C#/C++". Those two are very different from one another. <|eor|><|sor|>This is what bothered me the most.
I could see C/C++ but absolutely not C#...<|eor|><|sor|>I don't even see C... | 843 |
programmerhumor | can_trust_me | djv3hcd | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hadoop is in there twice<|eor|><|sor|>Data too big for just once.<|eor|><|sor|>t h i c c<|eor|><|sor|>T l <|eor|><|sor|>> T l
I feel like this says extra thicc but it looks Mandarine, does anyone know what this Mandarine te... | 808 |
programmerhumor | memeingfull | 9dtvph | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,646 |
programmerhumor | cockadoodledoobie | e5jy9li | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's load-bearing garbage. If you touch it, the whole thing crashes. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,430 |
programmerhumor | L1QU1DF1R3 | e5k22fd | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's load-bearing garbage. If you touch it, the whole thing crashes. <|eor|><|sor|>Load-bearing garbage. That would describe 90% of the things I've pentested lately. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 844 |
programmerhumor | anotherlebowski | e5jyv7t | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I submit a pull request and all my coworker wants to talk about is whitespace.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 580 |
programmerhumor | usernamenottakenwooh | e5k01gt | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure, every module I wrote is garbage on its own, BUT TOGETHER they (somehow?!?) kinda work...
The whole is more than the sum of its parts, I guess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 499 |
programmerhumor | zJeD4Y6TfRc7arXspy2j | e5k3d4r | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>The best (worst) thing to do is submit 1000+ lines in a single pull request so nobody has the time to look through it so they just rubber stamp it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 436 |
programmerhumor | locuester | e5k0igj | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I submit a pull request and all my coworker wants to talk about is whitespace.<|eor|><|sor|>Your IDE/linter should make that a non-issue<|eor|><|sor|>IDE / linter
Please put whitespace before and... | 374 |
programmerhumor | DChristy87 | e5k3ols | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>The best (worst) thing to do is submit 1000+ lines in a single pull request so nobody has the time to look through it so they just rubber stamp it.<|eor|><|sor|>I love coming here to get a bunch of use... | 270 |
programmerhumor | Yeazelicious | e5k28dk | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's load-bearing garbage. If you touch it, the whole thing crashes. <|eor|><|sor|>We've gone beyond code and have begun describing me as a human being.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | kobbled | e5jzzyf | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I submit a pull request and all my coworker wants to talk about is whitespace.<|eor|><|sor|>Your IDE/linter should make that a non-issue<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | mynameiszack | e5k5o4m | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's load-bearing garbage. If you touch it, the whole thing crashes. <|eor|><|sor|>Load-bearing garbage. That would describe 90% of the things I've pentested lately. <|eor|><|sor|>Me too, wife just h... | 174 |
programmerhumor | dismayhurta | e5k6v77 | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure, every module I wrote is garbage on its own, BUT TOGETHER they (somehow?!?) kinda work...
The whole is more than the sum of its parts, I guess.<|eor|><|sor|>Trash mountain codebase is greater tha... | 170 |
programmerhumor | wellbreastfed | e5jyich | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>*blame the front end*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | Grimneco | e5k2feo | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>[When said coworker refactors your code.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE1FrqheQNI)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | Kmantheoriginal | e5ka2cb | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>The best (worst) thing to do is submit 1000+ lines in a single pull request so nobody has the time to look through it so they just rubber stamp it.<|eor|><|sor|>"Can you please review this pr"
"Ummmm ... | 136 |
programmerhumor | SexyGoatOnline | e5k1dyd | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I submit a pull request and all my coworker wants to talk about is whitespace.<|eor|><|sor|>Having consistent spacing is important though... If, as a team, we make an agreement to follow certain s... | 108 |
programmerhumor | uniqueMajos | e5k3v9p | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love this sub. Not just for the funny jokes, but also because it makes me feel better about programming. I'm a young beginner and to see that everyone is kinda struggling and not writing perfect code... | 91 |
programmerhumor | WeGoToMars7 | shvbi0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,592 |
programmerhumor | Hallwart | hv4sigu | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why does it always look like there is no spectrum between using JS for literally anything and being a C++ fanatic?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,038 |
programmerhumor | DarkTechnocrat | hv56fn9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why does it always look like there is no spectrum between using JS for literally anything and being a C++ fanatic?<|eor|><|sor|>I suspect they're just archetypes for "dumb" language and "hard" language, being ... | 1,091 |
programmerhumor | everybody-hurts | hv52s3a | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If a programmer was ever stranded in the desert, out of water, resources, and without a phone, they'd simply have to say out loud, "C++ is pretty cool", for a Rust fan to appear out of nowhere to correct them.... | 822 |
programmerhumor | spaetzelspiff | hv5goal | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why does it always look like there is no spectrum between using JS for literally anything and being a C++ fanatic?<|eor|><|sor|>I suspect they're just archetypes for "dumb" language and "hard" language, being ... | 770 |
programmerhumor | AlwaysNinjaBusiness | hv5c3gv | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Actually, in C++11 and later, some stuff has changed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 527 |
programmerhumor | vinnceboi | hv5rm2c | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Actually, in C++11 and later, some stuff has changed.<|eor|><|sor|>Lots of things changed. So much that people differentiate it as modern c++.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 432 |
programmerhumor | fascists_are_shit | hv5wuoc | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Actually, in C++11 and later, some stuff has changed.<|eor|><|sor|>Lots of things changed. So much that people differentiate it as modern c++.<|eor|><|sor|>"Changed" is underselling it.
Modern C++ is so far a... | 348 |
programmerhumor | Nolzi | hv5b3rb | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why does it always look like there is no spectrum between using JS for literally anything and being a C++ fanatic?<|eor|><|sor|>You use a single language because (JS) thats all you know.
I use a single langua... | 315 |
programmerhumor | Deckard_Didnt_Die | hv6apn2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Actually, in C++11 and later, some stuff has changed.<|eor|><|sor|>Lots of things changed. So much that people differentiate it as modern c++.<|eor|><|sor|>"Changed" is underselling it.
Modern C++ is so far a... | 310 |
programmerhumor | qubert_lover | hv5a0w4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like a post C++98 crab. Die heathen!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
programmerhumor | tatas323 | hv5byz8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have never used Rust since I am fairly new to programming in general, but I do genuinely enjoy C++. Is Rust just better overall or can people not handle memory management? This meme reminds me of a joke I he... | 274 |
programmerhumor | thetasigma22 | hv5ti8k | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why does it always look like there is no spectrum between using JS for literally anything and being a C++ fanatic?<|eor|><|sor|>I suspect they're just archetypes for "dumb" language and "hard" language, being ... | 267 |
programmerhumor | Tubthumper8 | hv558x7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If a programmer was ever stranded in the desert, out of water, resources, and without a phone, they'd simply have to say out loud, "C++ is pretty cool", for a Rust fan to appear out of nowhere to correct them.... | 264 |
programmerhumor | james_otter | hv4ti4z | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Great similarity we would be fuck without horseshoe crabs but nobody wants their work https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/horseshoe-crab-blood-miracle-vaccine-ingredient.html<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | knoam | hv56649 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Watch some talks on YouTube from C++ conferences. The language is taking on a lot of new modern features, which is extra impressive that they're able to bolt them on to that big mess of a language. Lambdas, ty... | 217 |
programmerhumor | Nolzi | hv5czhd | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why does it always look like there is no spectrum between using JS for literally anything and being a C++ fanatic?<|eor|><|sor|>You use a single language because (JS) thats all you know.
I use a single langua... | 201 |
programmerhumor | cain2995 | hv5cvpf | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Watch some talks on YouTube from C++ conferences. The language is taking on a lot of new modern features, which is extra impressive that they're able to bolt them on to that big mess of a language. Lambdas, ty... | 193 |
programmerhumor | ByteWhisperer | hv5w11o | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why does it always look like there is no spectrum between using JS for literally anything and being a C++ fanatic?<|eor|><|sor|>I suspect they're just archetypes for "dumb" language and "hard" language, being ... | 184 |
programmerhumor | MrDilbert | hv5hgyd | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why does it always look like there is no spectrum between using JS for literally anything and being a C++ fanatic?<|eor|><|sor|>I suspect they're just archetypes for "dumb" language and "hard" language, being ... | 180 |
programmerhumor | GingerKoalaJohnson | hv4znia | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have never used Rust since I am fairly new to programming in general, but I do genuinely enjoy C++. Is Rust just better overall or can people not handle memory management? This meme reminds me of a joke I he... | 170 |
programmerhumor | sachintripathi007 | 7l0sry | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,569 |
programmerhumor | rift95 | drimas1 | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Human: Natural language processing...
Computer: what about it? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,251 |
programmerhumor | mr_gustavo | drin2bq | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Human: Natural language processing...
Computer: what about it? <|eor|><|sor|>Human: When do we want Natural language processing?
Computer: I never said I wanted that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,270 |
programmerhumor | LukyQuad | drinutt | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...
Computer: Natural selection processing.
Human: What.
Computer: What. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,166 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | drin33w | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Laugh it up humans.... while you can<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 684 |
programmerhumor | jonathan-the-man | drio4ar | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coming from the front page, I dont understand the joke at all, but love how you guys can find something funny that makes absolutely no sense to a non-programmer. <|eor|><|sor|>Natural Language Processing is computers tryi... | 643 |
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