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programmerhumor | Vinx909 | i47ev7y | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all possible now because of semiconductors. Never thought some processed sand could change so many lives<|eor|><|sor|>it's always the weirdest things that give the huge boosts.
what's the functionality of being able to bend electrons with magnetism? oh, nothing much, just the tv.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,731 |
programmerhumor | AlterEdward | i4718yr | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now the users do<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,651 |
programmerhumor | myacc488 | i47z31i | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all possible now because of semiconductors. Never thought some processed sand could change so many lives<|eor|><|sor|>it's always the weirdest things that give the huge boosts.
what's the functionality of being able to bend electrons with magnetism? oh, nothing much, just the tv.<|eor|><|sor|>The crazy part is, the TV is the endpoint of a bunch of crazy tech
First the lightbulb was invented, then someone at Edison noticed that lightbulbs blacken with a specific pattern
Then someone used that to realize that incandescent wires emit electic charge in straight lines
Tangentially, someone used this to invent vaccuum tubes
But aside from that someone thought, "you know, if electrons go in a straight line, and electrons are influenced by magnetism, we could use magnets to put electrons into specific spots on a bulb" and *then* TVs were invented<|eor|><|sor|>And even before the light bulbs, the indoors was invented, thus necessitating a means of illuminating it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 821 |
programmerhumor | Wonderful_Ad5085 | i47zxdh | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all possible now because of semiconductors. Never thought some processed sand could change so many lives<|eor|><|sor|>it's always the weirdest things that give the huge boosts.
what's the functionality of being able to bend electrons with magnetism? oh, nothing much, just the tv.<|eor|><|sor|>The crazy part is, the TV is the endpoint of a bunch of crazy tech
First the lightbulb was invented, then someone at Edison noticed that lightbulbs blacken with a specific pattern
Then someone used that to realize that incandescent wires emit electic charge in straight lines
Tangentially, someone used this to invent vaccuum tubes
But aside from that someone thought, "you know, if electrons go in a straight line, and electrons are influenced by magnetism, we could use magnets to put electrons into specific spots on a bulb" and *then* TVs were invented<|eor|><|sor|>And even before the light bulbs, the indoors was invented, thus necessitating a means of illuminating it.<|eor|><|sor|>If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe Quote from Carl Sagan. Everything was the beginning of something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 720 |
programmerhumor | ridjfoencid | i473gtn | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much do current quantum computers weigh?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 513 |
programmerhumor | MrHyd3_ | i4702ca | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This belongs to r/technicallythetruth<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | cosmo7 | i479yxt | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Technically, he was right.<|eor|><|sor|>ie: the best kind of being right.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 407 |
programmerhumor | MasterFubar | i47lho7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Technically, he was right.<|eor|><|sor|>At some point in the 1949 future, computers *did* weigh 1.5 tons. He didn't say *how far away* in the future.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | TeaKingMac | i471v4d | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now the users do<|eor|><|sor|>Wall-E intensifies<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | ridjfoencid | i479itu | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much do current quantum computers weigh?<|eor|><|sor|>The computing hardware itself or all the cooling infra?<|eor|><|sor|>It can't run without the cooling just yet, right? Let's include it in the total weight.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | yourrealityisinvalid | i46z2f6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Correct, mine doesn't weight more than 1.5 tons.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 348 |
programmerhumor | shnicklefritz | i47nlpo | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much do current quantum computers weigh?<|eor|><|sor|>We dont know because well change the result if we measure it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | DisjointedHuntsville | i476i76 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much do current quantum computers weigh?<|eor|><|sor|>The computing hardware itself or all the cooling infra?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 337 |
programmerhumor | servel333 | i481e5m | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all possible now because of semiconductors. Never thought some processed sand could change so many lives<|eor|><|sor|>it's always the weirdest things that give the huge boosts.
what's the functionality of being able to bend electrons with magnetism? oh, nothing much, just the tv.<|eor|><|sor|>The crazy part is, the TV is the endpoint of a bunch of crazy tech
First the lightbulb was invented, then someone at Edison noticed that lightbulbs blacken with a specific pattern
Then someone used that to realize that incandescent wires emit electic charge in straight lines
Tangentially, someone used this to invent vaccuum tubes
But aside from that someone thought, "you know, if electrons go in a straight line, and electrons are influenced by magnetism, we could use magnets to put electrons into specific spots on a bulb" and *then* TVs were invented<|eor|><|sor|>And even before the light bulbs, the indoors was invented, thus necessitating a means of illuminating it.<|eor|><|sor|>If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe Quote from Carl Sagan. Everything was the beginning of something.<|eor|><|sor|>Which is why copyright laws are messing up innovation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 322 |
programmerhumor | code-panda | i47l5u5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I know nothing about programing or computers, this group keeps popping up even though I'm not subscribed to it. I usually ignore posts from this group but I must say I'm very grateful and impressed by the minds that invent and keeps making computers better. It's so unbelievable to think they can shrink computers and at the same time make it so efficient.<|eor|><|sor|>Just so you know, we're not those people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | marny_g | i482ra6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all possible now because of semiconductors. Never thought some processed sand could change so many lives<|eor|><|sor|>it's always the weirdest things that give the huge boosts.
what's the functionality of being able to bend electrons with magnetism? oh, nothing much, just the tv.<|eor|><|sor|>The crazy part is, the TV is the endpoint of a bunch of crazy tech
First the lightbulb was invented, then someone at Edison noticed that lightbulbs blacken with a specific pattern
Then someone used that to realize that incandescent wires emit electic charge in straight lines
Tangentially, someone used this to invent vaccuum tubes
But aside from that someone thought, "you know, if electrons go in a straight line, and electrons are influenced by magnetism, we could use magnets to put electrons into specific spots on a bulb" and *then* TVs were invented<|eor|><|sor|>And even before the light bulbs, the indoors was invented, thus necessitating a means of illuminating it.<|eor|><|sor|>If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe Quote from Carl Sagan. Everything was the beginning of something.<|eor|><|sor|>Which is why copyright laws are messing up innovation.<|eor|><|sor|>The Universe ^<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
programmerhumor | superduper309v2 | i47vdfu | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much do current quantum computers weigh?<|eor|><|sor|>The computing hardware itself or all the cooling infra?<|eor|><|sor|>It can't run without the cooling just yet, right? Let's include it in the total weight.<|eor|><|sor|>Technically, if we start to include electricity production facilities for everyday computers...<|eor|><|sor|>My desktop can run with a small sized UPS and a 400W solar panel. Its not _that_ much.<|eor|><|sor|>Well then you gotta add in the weight of the sun<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | the_prolouger | 10gouw7 | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,674 |
programmerhumor | FriesWithThat | j543s5n | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft hosts Sting concert for their top executives in fucking Davos the night before announcing 10,000 layoffs due to "impending" recession.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,171 |
programmerhumor | RadioactiveFruitCup | j545mqn | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Q1 downturn:
Tech CEO - there may have to be some layoffs
*proceeds to slash Dev positions 15%, doesnt term any of the bullshit support positions like scrum masters & POs. Marketing spend goes up*
Q2 downturn
Tech CEO : a large number of revenue driving projects are delayed. Please hold round tables and root cause these issues with project management
*Delays increase. Senior management is processing your feedback. Have a pizza party! I hope you like filling out qualtrics surveys*
Q3 Downturn
Tech CEO : weve heard you loud and clear and are doing a re-org to better align revenue-driving work with our goals.
*Buzzword usage up 80%. You get a new manager who used to run a marketing team and has no idea what a sprint is or what code is. They dont know any of the business partners. They make some executive decisions after a 3-day offsite training course in Agile. The project is deployed in a completely broken state. The manager is praised for deploying on time and immediately promotes away*
Q4 Downturn
Tech CEO : I am resigning to become chairman of the board of shareholders. The CFO will take over.
*CFO implements a hiring spree. You are now training 8 people to do the work of 4. All of them have been hired on for more money than you, but you get a title change and a promise of a raise soon. 3 of the new hires immediately quit after a year-in-position. The tickets are piling up but it doesnt matter because youre getting hired into another companies hiring spree*
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*Edit - I should have put a content warning on this MF - I love you all and Im sorry we keep getting stuck in this revolving hell. If you have a good product owner, scrum master, or agile lead please buy them a drink and hug them tightly because they need it just as much as we do. We arent all in the same sprints but on stack overflow we can at least be all in the same shit. <3*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,631 |
programmerhumor | DapperCam | j546fws | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft hosts Sting concert for their top executives in fucking Davos the night before announcing 10,000 layoffs due to "impending" recession.<|eor|><|sor|>This feels like it is straight out of the HBO show Silicon Valley<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,580 |
programmerhumor | dagbrown | j54uny7 | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft hosts Sting concert for their top executives in fucking Davos the night before announcing 10,000 layoffs due to "impending" recession.<|eor|><|sor|>This feels like it is straight out of the HBO show Silicon Valley<|eor|><|sor|>Some people think that Silicon Valley was a sitcom.
It was a documentary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,192 |
programmerhumor | Semi-Hemi-Demigod | j54wfjn | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft hosts Sting concert for their top executives in fucking Davos the night before announcing 10,000 layoffs due to "impending" recession.<|eor|><|sor|>This feels like it is straight out of the HBO show Silicon Valley<|eor|><|sor|>Some people think that Silicon Valley was a sitcom.
It was a documentary.<|eor|><|sor|>Having worked in tech for 20 years: Nothing in the show was a lie. It might not have happened to the same people, but everything actually happened.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 662 |
programmerhumor | thespis42 | j542teg | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If it is economically advantageous to fire you, your employers *always* will. Keep this in mind every time youre negotiating for salary. Take em to the cleaners as much as you can, because theyll fire you to improve their quarterly reports, or even the context in which they release that report. All smiles and apologies of course, but theyll still fire you.
So if were all playing hardcore for the money and nothing else, lets all be real about it, and get em when you can. At hiring. In the negotiations on compensation.
To quote a friend of mine whos a Stern MBA grad They have money. You dont. Fuck em. Take their money. Dont be nice. Negotiate hard. Cuz to reiterate, theyll fire you the second its in their economic interest. So stand up for your own economic interest.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 619 |
programmerhumor | karanbhatt100 | j540w9p | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>We are in this together.
By the way you are fired because in quarter out revenue declined<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 468 |
programmerhumor | RadioactiveFruitCup | j545u7a | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Q1 downturn:
Tech CEO - there may have to be some layoffs
*proceeds to slash Dev positions 15%, doesnt term any of the bullshit support positions like scrum masters & POs. Marketing spend goes up*
Q2 downturn
Tech CEO : a large number of revenue driving projects are delayed. Please hold round tables and root cause these issues with project management
*Delays increase. Senior management is processing your feedback. Have a pizza party! I hope you like filling out qualtrics surveys*
Q3 Downturn
Tech CEO : weve heard you loud and clear and are doing a re-org to better align revenue-driving work with our goals.
*Buzzword usage up 80%. You get a new manager who used to run a marketing team and has no idea what a sprint is or what code is. They dont know any of the business partners. They make some executive decisions after a 3-day offsite training course in Agile. The project is deployed in a completely broken state. The manager is praised for deploying on time and immediately promotes away*
Q4 Downturn
Tech CEO : I am resigning to become chairman of the board of shareholders. The CFO will take over.
*CFO implements a hiring spree. You are now training 8 people to do the work of 4. All of them have been hired on for more money than you, but you get a title change and a promise of a raise soon. 3 of the new hires immediately quit after a year-in-position. The tickets are piling up but it doesnt matter because youre getting hired into another companies hiring spree*
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*Edit - I should have put a content warning on this MF - I love you all and Im sorry we keep getting stuck in this revolving hell. If you have a good product owner, scrum master, or agile lead please buy them a drink and hug them tightly because they need it just as much as we do. We arent all in the same sprints but on stack overflow we can at least be all in the same shit. <3*<|eor|><|sor|>Note : if you had a re-org last year, the Q3 solution will be replaced with *embracing the possibilities of the cloud* or if youre truly unfortunate *placing Operational Excellence at the forefront*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 402 |
programmerhumor | MaDpYrO | j54rhmr | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft hosts Sting concert for their top executives in fucking Davos the night before announcing 10,000 layoffs due to "impending" recession.<|eor|><|sor|>I wonder how much of a recession is actually caused by companies believing a recession is impending. I mean, it has to cause some runaway effect because everyone gets pissy and scared at losing just a tiny bit of profits during tough times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | bean_machine1 | j55130j | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft hosts Sting concert for their top executives in fucking Davos the night before announcing 10,000 layoffs due to "impending" recession.<|eor|><|sor|>This feels like it is straight out of the HBO show Silicon Valley<|eor|><|sor|>Some people think that Silicon Valley was a sitcom.
It was a documentary.<|eor|><|sor|>Having worked in tech for 20 years: Nothing in the show was a lie. It might not have happened to the same people, but everything actually happened.<|eor|><|sor|>Especially the scene about how to most efficiently jack off 4 guys<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | ReticlyPoetic | j55ff14 | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft hosts Sting concert for their top executives in fucking Davos the night before announcing 10,000 layoffs due to "impending" recession.<|eor|><|sor|>This feels like it is straight out of the HBO show Silicon Valley<|eor|><|sor|>Some people think that Silicon Valley was a sitcom.
It was a documentary.<|eor|><|sor|>Having worked in tech for 20 years: Nothing in the show was a lie. It might not have happened to the same people, but everything actually happened.<|eor|><|sor|>I was a manager in Silicon Valley for 15 years. I still cant watch that show it gives me PTSD.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | wackywavingarmgumby | j54oosj | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Q1 downturn:
Tech CEO - there may have to be some layoffs
*proceeds to slash Dev positions 15%, doesnt term any of the bullshit support positions like scrum masters & POs. Marketing spend goes up*
Q2 downturn
Tech CEO : a large number of revenue driving projects are delayed. Please hold round tables and root cause these issues with project management
*Delays increase. Senior management is processing your feedback. Have a pizza party! I hope you like filling out qualtrics surveys*
Q3 Downturn
Tech CEO : weve heard you loud and clear and are doing a re-org to better align revenue-driving work with our goals.
*Buzzword usage up 80%. You get a new manager who used to run a marketing team and has no idea what a sprint is or what code is. They dont know any of the business partners. They make some executive decisions after a 3-day offsite training course in Agile. The project is deployed in a completely broken state. The manager is praised for deploying on time and immediately promotes away*
Q4 Downturn
Tech CEO : I am resigning to become chairman of the board of shareholders. The CFO will take over.
*CFO implements a hiring spree. You are now training 8 people to do the work of 4. All of them have been hired on for more money than you, but you get a title change and a promise of a raise soon. 3 of the new hires immediately quit after a year-in-position. The tickets are piling up but it doesnt matter because youre getting hired into another companies hiring spree*
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*Edit - I should have put a content warning on this MF - I love you all and Im sorry we keep getting stuck in this revolving hell. If you have a good product owner, scrum master, or agile lead please buy them a drink and hug them tightly because they need it just as much as we do. We arent all in the same sprints but on stack overflow we can at least be all in the same shit. <3*<|eor|><|sor|>The worst part is, if you quit and go somewhere else - the same shit will happen there too<|eor|><|sor|>May as well jump around to boost salary then.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
programmerhumor | humility_and_love | j5448c1 | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If it is economically advantageous to fire you, your employers *always* will. Keep this in mind every time youre negotiating for salary. Take em to the cleaners as much as you can, because theyll fire you to improve their quarterly reports, or even the context in which they release that report. All smiles and apologies of course, but theyll still fire you.
So if were all playing hardcore for the money and nothing else, lets all be real about it, and get em when you can. At hiring. In the negotiations on compensation.
To quote a friend of mine whos a Stern MBA grad They have money. You dont. Fuck em. Take their money. Dont be nice. Negotiate hard. Cuz to reiterate, theyll fire you the second its in their economic interest. So stand up for your own economic interest.<|eor|><|sor|>Knowing my managers and how much air cover they give my team and having worked for them for years at different companies and seen one of them literally resign when asked to fire their staff, I know I have real ones. They give me titles I ask for and the absolute top of market pay. I dont have to crunch. This isn't to brag, but to argue that it is very important to prioritize who you give your best self to, and sometimes you can find genuine people who are trying to build a working group who stick together and bring their former staff with them when things go south. It's not often spoke about but I have seen this dynamic a couple times in my career (not just me).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | MakeWay4Doodles | j54w4mx | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft hosts Sting concert for their top executives in fucking Davos the night before announcing 10,000 layoffs due to "impending" recession.<|eor|><|sor|>I wonder how much of a recession is actually caused by companies believing a recession is impending. I mean, it has to cause some runaway effect because everyone gets pissy and scared at losing just a tiny bit of profits during tough times.<|eor|><|sor|>That and ridiculous over-hiring during the pandemic are the root of most of these layoffs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | lightnegative | j54b1gz | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Q1 downturn:
Tech CEO - there may have to be some layoffs
*proceeds to slash Dev positions 15%, doesnt term any of the bullshit support positions like scrum masters & POs. Marketing spend goes up*
Q2 downturn
Tech CEO : a large number of revenue driving projects are delayed. Please hold round tables and root cause these issues with project management
*Delays increase. Senior management is processing your feedback. Have a pizza party! I hope you like filling out qualtrics surveys*
Q3 Downturn
Tech CEO : weve heard you loud and clear and are doing a re-org to better align revenue-driving work with our goals.
*Buzzword usage up 80%. You get a new manager who used to run a marketing team and has no idea what a sprint is or what code is. They dont know any of the business partners. They make some executive decisions after a 3-day offsite training course in Agile. The project is deployed in a completely broken state. The manager is praised for deploying on time and immediately promotes away*
Q4 Downturn
Tech CEO : I am resigning to become chairman of the board of shareholders. The CFO will take over.
*CFO implements a hiring spree. You are now training 8 people to do the work of 4. All of them have been hired on for more money than you, but you get a title change and a promise of a raise soon. 3 of the new hires immediately quit after a year-in-position. The tickets are piling up but it doesnt matter because youre getting hired into another companies hiring spree*
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*Edit - I should have put a content warning on this MF - I love you all and Im sorry we keep getting stuck in this revolving hell. If you have a good product owner, scrum master, or agile lead please buy them a drink and hug them tightly because they need it just as much as we do. We arent all in the same sprints but on stack overflow we can at least be all in the same shit. <3*<|eor|><|sor|>The worst part is, if you quit and go somewhere else - the same shit will happen there too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programmerhumor | Tashre | j544m9z | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>"We're like a family", but they don't mention that the family is the Bluths.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | DontBuyMeGoldGiveBTC | j54vu41 | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>We are in this together.
By the way you are fired because in quarter out revenue declined<|eor|><|sor|>Q1-3 "we're a family, no need to worry, we're a team, we go up together, we go down together, we have enough to hold you". Q4 laid off 15% including me, and announced bonuses and disproportionately enormous vacations for high ranking members. Amazing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
programmerhumor | magister777 | j552a7r | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Boss: "You can't quit, we're a family here"
Me: "okay then, let me rephrase that: I'm going out for some cigarettes, I'll be right back"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | darkslide3000 | j54r398 | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>[Literally every other industry on Earth:](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/027/763/07B89120-B48D-45FB-AF1D-49AF6CD16790.jpeg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | obvious_bot | j5542t7 | <|sols|><|sot|>"we're like a family" intensifies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pmxgmcuxg6da1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft hosts Sting concert for their top executives in fucking Davos the night before announcing 10,000 layoffs due to "impending" recession.<|eor|><|sor|>I wonder how much of a recession is actually caused by companies believing a recession is impending. I mean, it has to cause some runaway effect because everyone gets pissy and scared at losing just a tiny bit of profits during tough times.<|eor|><|sor|>That and ridiculous over-hiring during the pandemic are the root of most of these layoffs.<|eor|><|sor|>>Microsoft hires 40,000 people in 2020-2021
>Microsoft fires 10,000 people in 2022
Headline: HUGE LAYOFFS AT TECH COMPANIES<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | fstorino | 6llocd | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,669 |
programmerhumor | Simwalh | djuqlpc | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hadoop is in there twice<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,485 |
programmerhumor | 2mnykitehs | djusvn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Recruiter jots down: "Not suitable for client facing roles"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,696 |
programmerhumor | tomthecool | djuqs9h | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Is it Pokemon or Big Data?](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScRsfRHXPTuEXdNvUcI8DzJIU5iazqlpksWucPF0d8l2ztkkA/viewform)
Edit: In case it gets the reddit hug of death again, [here's another one](https://pixelastic.github.io/pokemonorbigdata/). Thanks, /u/Sti2nd<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,132 |
programmerhumor | Yopu | djusa8o | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hadoop is in there twice<|eor|><|sor|>Data too big for just once.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,961 |
programmerhumor | Heat__Death | djuqmrw | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TFW you want to make the list longer, so you just start naming modules that you use.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,940 |
programmerhumor | mythriz | djurwj9 | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Is it Pokemon or Big Data?](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScRsfRHXPTuEXdNvUcI8DzJIU5iazqlpksWucPF0d8l2ztkkA/viewform)
Edit: In case it gets the reddit hug of death again, [here's another one](https://pixelastic.github.io/pokemonorbigdata/). Thanks, /u/Sti2nd<|eor|><|sor|>\> answer first question
\> wrong answer
\> ragequit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,189 |
programmerhumor | can_trust_me | djv394e | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hadoop is in there twice<|eor|><|sor|>Data too big for just once.<|eor|><|sor|>t h i c c<|eor|><|sor|>T l <|eor|><|sor|>> T l
I feel like this says extra thicc but it looks Mandarine, does anyone know what this Mandarine text really says?
I Need answers to add to my database before the CEO errases me and replaces me with the new quantum Qooqle he keeps threatening me with.<|eor|><|sor|>It's actually Japanese and it can be roughly translated as:
T l <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,781 |
programmerhumor | can_trust_me | djuy0cn | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hadoop is in there twice<|eor|><|sor|>Data too big for just once.<|eor|><|sor|>t h i c c<|eor|><|sor|>T l <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,609 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | djustzh | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TFW you want to make the list longer, so you just start naming modules that you use.<|eor|><|sor|>Let me just dump my package.json on linkedin<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,539 |
programmerhumor | HessianStatistician | djuucye | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"C/C++" is a pet peeve of mine, but "C#/C++" is a whole other level of wrong.
"You know C#?"
"Yeah. Well...C++. Same thing, right?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,405 |
programmerhumor | Seradwen | djurz9b | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Is it Pokemon or Big Data?](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScRsfRHXPTuEXdNvUcI8DzJIU5iazqlpksWucPF0d8l2ztkkA/viewform)
Edit: In case it gets the reddit hug of death again, [here's another one](https://pixelastic.github.io/pokemonorbigdata/). Thanks, /u/Sti2nd<|eor|><|sor|>\> answer first question
\> wrong answer
\> ragequit<|eor|><|sor|>It wasn't just ~~Avalugg~~ Crebase. There was a ~~Staravia~~ Mokubird later on too.
I am 90% salt right now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,166 |
programmerhumor | jim_trout | djutmoa | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Recruiter jots down: "Not suitable for client facing roles"<|eor|><|sor|>"Oh jeez, and I like people, especially clients" /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,137 |
programmerhumor | bowies_dead | djuxse6 | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hadoop is in there twice<|eor|><|sor|>Data too big for just once.<|eor|><|sor|>t h i c c<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 947 |
programmerhumor | GiraffixCard | djuvooi | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"C/C++" is a pet peeve of mine, but "C#/C++" is a whole other level of wrong.
"You know C#?"
"Yeah. Well...C++. Same thing, right?"<|eor|><|sor|>I work at an indie gamedev company and back when I was doing the interview I asked which programming language they used.
I was told they use C++.
They use Unity3D and C#.. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 930 |
programmerhumor | KinOfMany | djutedn | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hadoop is in there twice<|eor|><|sor|>Also "C#/C++". Those two are very different from one another. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 918 |
programmerhumor | potterhead42 | djux17g | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hadoop is in there twice<|eor|><|sor|>Also "C#/C++". Those two are very different from one another. <|eor|><|sor|>This is what bothered me the most.
I could see C/C++ but absolutely not C#...<|eor|><|sor|>I don't even see C/C++. It irks me every time I see that.<|eor|><|sor|>So I guess I should remove Java/Javascript from my resume?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 843 |
programmerhumor | can_trust_me | djv3hcd | <|sols|><|sot|>my linkedin profile<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bka1gb843z7z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hadoop is in there twice<|eor|><|sor|>Data too big for just once.<|eor|><|sor|>t h i c c<|eor|><|sor|>T l <|eor|><|sor|>> T l
I feel like this says extra thicc but it looks Mandarine, does anyone know what this Mandarine text really says?
I Need answers to add to my database before the CEO errases me and replaces me with the new quantum Qooqle he keeps threatening me with.<|eor|><|sor|>It's actually Japanese and it can be roughly translated as:
T l <|eor|><|sor|>I can't understand the words that are coming out of your fingers, please elaborate<|eor|><|sor|>You know l?
Double that and you get T l. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 808 |
programmerhumor | memeingfull | 9dtvph | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,646 |
programmerhumor | cockadoodledoobie | e5jy9li | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's load-bearing garbage. If you touch it, the whole thing crashes. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,430 |
programmerhumor | L1QU1DF1R3 | e5k22fd | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's load-bearing garbage. If you touch it, the whole thing crashes. <|eor|><|sor|>Load-bearing garbage. That would describe 90% of the things I've pentested lately. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 844 |
programmerhumor | anotherlebowski | e5jyv7t | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I submit a pull request and all my coworker wants to talk about is whitespace.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 580 |
programmerhumor | usernamenottakenwooh | e5k01gt | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure, every module I wrote is garbage on its own, BUT TOGETHER they (somehow?!?) kinda work...
The whole is more than the sum of its parts, I guess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 499 |
programmerhumor | zJeD4Y6TfRc7arXspy2j | e5k3d4r | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>The best (worst) thing to do is submit 1000+ lines in a single pull request so nobody has the time to look through it so they just rubber stamp it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 436 |
programmerhumor | locuester | e5k0igj | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I submit a pull request and all my coworker wants to talk about is whitespace.<|eor|><|sor|>Your IDE/linter should make that a non-issue<|eor|><|sor|>IDE / linter
Please put whitespace before and after the slash character. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 374 |
programmerhumor | DChristy87 | e5k3ols | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>The best (worst) thing to do is submit 1000+ lines in a single pull request so nobody has the time to look through it so they just rubber stamp it.<|eor|><|sor|>I love coming here to get a bunch of useful tips like this to help me survive my new job/career path.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 270 |
programmerhumor | Yeazelicious | e5k28dk | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's load-bearing garbage. If you touch it, the whole thing crashes. <|eor|><|sor|>We've gone beyond code and have begun describing me as a human being.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | kobbled | e5jzzyf | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I submit a pull request and all my coworker wants to talk about is whitespace.<|eor|><|sor|>Your IDE/linter should make that a non-issue<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | mynameiszack | e5k5o4m | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's load-bearing garbage. If you touch it, the whole thing crashes. <|eor|><|sor|>Load-bearing garbage. That would describe 90% of the things I've pentested lately. <|eor|><|sor|>Me too, wife just had our newborn.
(The joke is toilet paper bears my load. My wife is not garbage, cant have sex for 6 weeks after delivery you frickin virgins lol)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | dismayhurta | e5k6v77 | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure, every module I wrote is garbage on its own, BUT TOGETHER they (somehow?!?) kinda work...
The whole is more than the sum of its parts, I guess.<|eor|><|sor|>Trash mountain codebase is greater than the sum of its parts. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | wellbreastfed | e5jyich | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>*blame the front end*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | Grimneco | e5k2feo | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>[When said coworker refactors your code.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE1FrqheQNI)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | Kmantheoriginal | e5ka2cb | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>The best (worst) thing to do is submit 1000+ lines in a single pull request so nobody has the time to look through it so they just rubber stamp it.<|eor|><|sor|>"Can you please review this pr"
"Ummmm it's 40 files changed, when are we trying to merge this?"
"Today"
"Looks great, go for it"
-literally me 10 minutes ago <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | SexyGoatOnline | e5k1dyd | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I submit a pull request and all my coworker wants to talk about is whitespace.<|eor|><|sor|>Having consistent spacing is important though... If, as a team, we make an agreement to follow certain style cues then what do you expect by not adhering to it? Just let it be?<|eor|><|sor|>Oh ho ho look at mr fancy "I am aware of company formatting standards" over here! There are starving children in Africa who would kill for that whitespace<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | uniqueMajos | e5k3v9p | <|sols|><|sot|>When a coworker wants to do a code review<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hk54ti5n6tk11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love this sub. Not just for the funny jokes, but also because it makes me feel better about programming. I'm a young beginner and to see that everyone is kinda struggling and not writing perfect code is so calming. Thanks to everyone here.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | WeGoToMars7 | shvbi0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,592 |
programmerhumor | Hallwart | hv4sigu | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why does it always look like there is no spectrum between using JS for literally anything and being a C++ fanatic?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,038 |
programmerhumor | DarkTechnocrat | hv56fn9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why does it always look like there is no spectrum between using JS for literally anything and being a C++ fanatic?<|eor|><|sor|>I suspect they're just archetypes for "dumb" language and "hard" language, being popular enough to *have* an archetype. No one would understand PL/SQL or Ruby memes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,091 |
programmerhumor | everybody-hurts | hv52s3a | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If a programmer was ever stranded in the desert, out of water, resources, and without a phone, they'd simply have to say out loud, "C++ is pretty cool", for a Rust fan to appear out of nowhere to correct them.
(Not my joke)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 822 |
programmerhumor | spaetzelspiff | hv5goal | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why does it always look like there is no spectrum between using JS for literally anything and being a C++ fanatic?<|eor|><|sor|>I suspect they're just archetypes for "dumb" language and "hard" language, being popular enough to *have* an archetype. No one would understand PL/SQL or Ruby memes.<|eor|><|sor|>Well I do remember:
Ruby dev wearing t-shirt with `:sex` in large letters... "heh, sex symbol "
Non ruby dev: "dude why does your shirt say 'colon sex'?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 770 |
programmerhumor | AlwaysNinjaBusiness | hv5c3gv | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Actually, in C++11 and later, some stuff has changed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 527 |
programmerhumor | vinnceboi | hv5rm2c | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Actually, in C++11 and later, some stuff has changed.<|eor|><|sor|>Lots of things changed. So much that people differentiate it as modern c++.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 432 |
programmerhumor | fascists_are_shit | hv5wuoc | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Actually, in C++11 and later, some stuff has changed.<|eor|><|sor|>Lots of things changed. So much that people differentiate it as modern c++.<|eor|><|sor|>"Changed" is underselling it.
Modern C++ is so far away from C++98 that it might as well be a different language with backwards compiler compatibility.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 348 |
programmerhumor | Nolzi | hv5b3rb | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why does it always look like there is no spectrum between using JS for literally anything and being a C++ fanatic?<|eor|><|sor|>You use a single language because (JS) thats all you know.
I use a single language (C++) because I know it's the best language.
We are not the same.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 315 |
programmerhumor | Deckard_Didnt_Die | hv6apn2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Actually, in C++11 and later, some stuff has changed.<|eor|><|sor|>Lots of things changed. So much that people differentiate it as modern c++.<|eor|><|sor|>"Changed" is underselling it.
Modern C++ is so far away from C++98 that it might as well be a different language with backwards compiler compatibility.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly at this point that's my main gripe with C++. Learning it is almost like learning 3 different languages by era.
"I can't believe it's not C" C++, "Everything is an iterator" C++, and "Everything is a lambda" C++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
programmerhumor | qubert_lover | hv5a0w4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like a post C++98 crab. Die heathen!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
programmerhumor | tatas323 | hv5byz8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have never used Rust since I am fairly new to programming in general, but I do genuinely enjoy C++. Is Rust just better overall or can people not handle memory management? This meme reminds me of a joke I heard about how malloc and free is akin to shooting yourself in the foot.<|eor|><|sor|>Rust will not allow you to shoot yourself in the foot like c++ does, but as unexperienced rust user as i am, you will try to shoot yourself in the foot, and the compiler will not allow you, hence you will angry at the compiler, for not being able to blow the proverbial foot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | thetasigma22 | hv5ti8k | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why does it always look like there is no spectrum between using JS for literally anything and being a C++ fanatic?<|eor|><|sor|>I suspect they're just archetypes for "dumb" language and "hard" language, being popular enough to *have* an archetype. No one would understand PL/SQL or Ruby memes.<|eor|><|sor|>Well I do remember:
Ruby dev wearing t-shirt with `:sex` in large letters... "heh, sex symbol "
Non ruby dev: "dude why does your shirt say 'colon sex'?"<|eor|><|sor|>Colon sex is best sex<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | Tubthumper8 | hv558x7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If a programmer was ever stranded in the desert, out of water, resources, and without a phone, they'd simply have to say out loud, "C++ is pretty cool", for a Rust fan to appear out of nowhere to correct them.
(Not my joke)<|eor|><|sor|>They would've let you borrow their water bottle too, but they already have a mutable reference to it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 264 |
programmerhumor | james_otter | hv4ti4z | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Great similarity we would be fuck without horseshoe crabs but nobody wants their work https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/horseshoe-crab-blood-miracle-vaccine-ingredient.html<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | knoam | hv56649 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Watch some talks on YouTube from C++ conferences. The language is taking on a lot of new modern features, which is extra impressive that they're able to bolt them on to that big mess of a language. Lambdas, type inference, concepts. And it can be surprisingly concise.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
programmerhumor | Nolzi | hv5czhd | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why does it always look like there is no spectrum between using JS for literally anything and being a C++ fanatic?<|eor|><|sor|>You use a single language because (JS) thats all you know.
I use a single language (C++) because I know it's the best language.
We are not the same.<|eor|><|sor|>I dont believe there is a best language. There are many languages that are each best for a particular task/project/job. Everyone should master a plethora of languages so they arent trying to use a hammer to drive in screws.<|eor|><|sor|>True, but thats not a good meme material<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | cain2995 | hv5cvpf | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Watch some talks on YouTube from C++ conferences. The language is taking on a lot of new modern features, which is extra impressive that they're able to bolt them on to that big mess of a language. Lambdas, type inference, concepts. And it can be surprisingly concise.<|eor|><|sor|>Every day I learn something new about just how fucking awesome C++ lambdas are for the language. My favorite thing to do is replace bind calls with a lambda wrapper instead then silently whisper get fucked, nerd to myself as I down my fifth triple-espresso of the day and realize I can now hear colors<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
programmerhumor | ByteWhisperer | hv5w11o | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why does it always look like there is no spectrum between using JS for literally anything and being a C++ fanatic?<|eor|><|sor|>I suspect they're just archetypes for "dumb" language and "hard" language, being popular enough to *have* an archetype. No one would understand PL/SQL or Ruby memes.<|eor|><|sor|>Well I do remember:
Ruby dev wearing t-shirt with `:sex` in large letters... "heh, sex symbol "
Non ruby dev: "dude why does your shirt say 'colon sex'?"<|eor|><|sor|>Colon sex is best sex<|eor|><|sor|>It works on every gender, just like Javascript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | MrDilbert | hv5hgyd | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why does it always look like there is no spectrum between using JS for literally anything and being a C++ fanatic?<|eor|><|sor|>I suspect they're just archetypes for "dumb" language and "hard" language, being popular enough to *have* an archetype. No one would understand PL/SQL or Ruby memes.<|eor|><|sor|>As someone who recently managed to survive PL/SQL in uni, I could probably appreciate a few PL/SQL memes here and there.<|eor|><|sor|> DECLARE
mouth VARCHAR2
BEGIN
IF mouth IS NULL THEN
scream();
END IF;
END;
([meta-reference](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Have_No_Mouth,_and_I_Must_Scream))<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | GingerKoalaJohnson | hv4znia | <|sols|><|sot|>Hating Rust since day -2147483648<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sx9am12h78f81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have never used Rust since I am fairly new to programming in general, but I do genuinely enjoy C++. Is Rust just better overall or can people not handle memory management? This meme reminds me of a joke I heard about how malloc and free is akin to shooting yourself in the foot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | sachintripathi007 | 7l0sry | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,569 |
programmerhumor | rift95 | drimas1 | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Human: Natural language processing...
Computer: what about it? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,251 |
programmerhumor | mr_gustavo | drin2bq | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Human: Natural language processing...
Computer: what about it? <|eor|><|sor|>Human: When do we want Natural language processing?
Computer: I never said I wanted that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,270 |
programmerhumor | LukyQuad | drinutt | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...
Computer: Natural selection processing.
Human: What.
Computer: What. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,166 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | drin33w | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Laugh it up humans.... while you can<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 684 |
programmerhumor | jonathan-the-man | drio4ar | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coming from the front page, I dont understand the joke at all, but love how you guys can find something funny that makes absolutely no sense to a non-programmer. <|eor|><|sor|>Natural Language Processing is computers trying to understand human language. This computer does understand the first sentence. But it doesn't give a good answer to the second human sentence, because the "it" refers back to a previous part of the conversation which the computer doesn't link/remember/understand. So indeed, the current state of Natural Language Processing is not good enough.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 643 |
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