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programmerhumor | _PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ | j4khj4v | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wat. Windows has case insensitive paths.<|eor|><|sor|>What's fun is that you can enable case-sensitive paths, and watch a load of software break that assumed you couldn't do that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,416 |
programmerhumor | unocoder1 | j4kg412 | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wat. Windows has case insensitive paths.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,020 |
programmerhumor | JoseProYT | j4k7nhk | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The guy who renamed it "Under Tale.exe"
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,775 |
programmerhumor | Davoness | j4kqca7 | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love undertale for being undertale (of course) but I also love undertale because its a good game with questionable programing, if Toby can get away with the entire games dialogue being in a single switch statement with 1000+ cases I can too
Edit: [yerp](https://www.reddit.com/r/YandereTechnique/comments/ufya27/apparently_undertale_has_a_1000_long_case_switch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)<|eor|><|sor|>>entire games dialogue being in a single switch statement with 1000+ cases
\*ghasp\*<|eor|><|sor|>Yea I actually recoiled at that one lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,665 |
programmerhumor | pimezone | j4kbgr4 | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What about UNDERTALE.EXE<|eor|><|sor|>undERtaLe.eXe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,620 |
programmerhumor | ixis743 | j4km4uf | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me ten years ago: oh for fucks sake
Me today: it works, who cares<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,414 |
programmerhumor | RC1000ZERO | j4kr3in | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love undertale for being undertale (of course) but I also love undertale because its a good game with questionable programing, if Toby can get away with the entire games dialogue being in a single switch statement with 1000+ cases I can too
Edit: [yerp](https://www.reddit.com/r/YandereTechnique/comments/ufya27/apparently_undertale_has_a_1000_long_case_switch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)<|eor|><|sor|>>entire games dialogue being in a single switch statement with 1000+ cases
\*ghasp\*<|eor|><|sor|>Yea I actually recoiled at that one lmao<|eor|><|sor|>same, i... i am not good at programming, but what i just saw made my brain just reboot completly to save me from fatal damage<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,359 |
programmerhumor | Rezaka116 | j4koaep | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love undertale for being undertale (of course) but I also love undertale because its a good game with questionable programing, if Toby can get away with the entire games dialogue being in a single switch statement with 1000+ cases I can too
Edit: [yerp](https://www.reddit.com/r/YandereTechnique/comments/ufya27/apparently_undertale_has_a_1000_long_case_switch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)<|eor|><|sor|>Omg it is true:
[Apparently, Undertale has a 1000+ long case switch statement.](https://www.reddit.com/r/YandereTechnique/comments/ufya27/apparently_undertale_has_a_1000_long_case_switch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,236 |
programmerhumor | RandoClarissian | j4kqnga | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love undertale for being undertale (of course) but I also love undertale because its a good game with questionable programing, if Toby can get away with the entire games dialogue being in a single switch statement with 1000+ cases I can too
Edit: [yerp](https://www.reddit.com/r/YandereTechnique/comments/ufya27/apparently_undertale_has_a_1000_long_case_switch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)<|eor|><|sor|>>entire games dialogue being in a single switch statement with 1000+ cases
\*ghasp\*<|eor|><|sor|>Gamedevs are built different...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,156 |
programmerhumor | TheMagmaSlasher | j4kj2ye | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love undertale for being undertale (of course) but I also love undertale because its a good game with questionable programing, if Toby can get away with the entire games dialogue being in a single switch statement with 1000+ cases I can too
Edit: [yerp](https://www.reddit.com/r/YandereTechnique/comments/ufya27/apparently_undertale_has_a_1000_long_case_switch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)<|eor|><|sor|>Vile, he didn't follow the sacred rule.
Never spend 5 minutes doing one thing when you can spend 5 hours automating it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 944 |
programmerhumor | Creepy-Ad-4832 | j4kfyf8 | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The guy who renamed it "Under Tale.exe"
<|eor|><|sor|>If you are a programmer and use spaces instead of _ in file name, you are a dick lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 918 |
programmerhumor | indigoHatter | j4kkpj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wat. Windows has case insensitive paths.<|eor|><|sor|>What's fun is that you can enable case-sensitive paths, and watch a load of software break that assumed you couldn't do that.<|eor|><|sor|>That seems like a hilarious way to cause some damage on improperly administered public computers. Thanks for the fun ideas!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 899 |
programmerhumor | goddess_steffi_graf | j4k4fz2 | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do you have a better idea if you don't know how exactly the file is named?<|eor|><|sor|> file_delete(argv[0]);<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 894 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Kaleidoscope5627 | j4kwwqo | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The part that horrifies me the most about this isn't the code. It's the fact that that code is more impactful than any I've painstakingly written.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 821 |
programmerhumor | SpacecraftX | j4kptos | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love undertale for being undertale (of course) but I also love undertale because its a good game with questionable programing, if Toby can get away with the entire games dialogue being in a single switch statement with 1000+ cases I can too
Edit: [yerp](https://www.reddit.com/r/YandereTechnique/comments/ufya27/apparently_undertale_has_a_1000_long_case_switch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)<|eor|><|sor|>I want to see that<|eor|><|sor|>https://github.com/marciniuk/undertale/blob/master/scripts/SCR_TEXT.gml<|eor|><|sor|>God is dead and this script killed him.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 691 |
programmerhumor | freerider | j4kpk0c | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love undertale for being undertale (of course) but I also love undertale because its a good game with questionable programing, if Toby can get away with the entire games dialogue being in a single switch statement with 1000+ cases I can too
Edit: [yerp](https://www.reddit.com/r/YandereTechnique/comments/ufya27/apparently_undertale_has_a_1000_long_case_switch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)<|eor|><|sor|>I want to see that<|eor|><|sor|>https://github.com/marciniuk/undertale/blob/master/scripts/SCR_TEXT.gml<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 688 |
programmerhumor | Swiftcheddar | j4kw9dl | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love undertale for being undertale (of course) but I also love undertale because its a good game with questionable programing, if Toby can get away with the entire games dialogue being in a single switch statement with 1000+ cases I can too
Edit: [yerp](https://www.reddit.com/r/YandereTechnique/comments/ufya27/apparently_undertale_has_a_1000_long_case_switch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)<|eor|><|sor|>Omg it is true:
[Apparently, Undertale has a 1000+ long case switch statement.](https://www.reddit.com/r/YandereTechnique/comments/ufya27/apparently_undertale_has_a_1000_long_case_switch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)<|eor|><|sor|>This makes all those 4chan threads about Yandere Similator much funnier in retrospect.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 668 |
programmerhumor | SegFaultHell | q41yk0 | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,804 |
programmerhumor | lightwhite | hfvoy6u | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Forcefully Opened-source^tm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,513 |
programmerhumor | golgol12 | hfw2ahw | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SOS. Surprise Open Source<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,778 |
programmerhumor | jadounath | hfvu0vn | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So Copilot will now build a streaming service if you ask it nicely?
Edit: WTF! This comment blew up while I was asleep!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,046 |
programmerhumor | xzaramurd | hfvmprm | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just a note: this software isn't actually open source. Using it for whatever reason infringes on copyright and Twitch might not like that and follow up with legal action.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 908 |
programmerhumor | noob-nine | hfvwqfo | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would appreciate sth like this for profeasional CAD software that at least the community could port it to linux<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 733 |
programmerhumor | xTheMaster99x | hfw0bvd | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just a note: this software isn't actually open source. Using it for whatever reason infringes on copyright and Twitch might not like that and follow up with legal action.<|eor|><|sor|>Good old software and copyright laws. Yes, code isnt open source and shouldnt be used, but enforcing that would be impossible by twitch. And while whatever you think of hackers, hopefully this will lead to easier development of competing streaming services.
P.S.I wonder how big of an impact this leak will have to related stackoverflow threads<|eor|><|sor|>The problem with competing with Twitch isn't developing a streaming service, it's getting people to use it instead of Twitch.
Same thing with "video site that isn't YouTube", "social media that isn't Facebook", "game store that isn't Steam", "search engine that isn't Google"... most people don't want an alternative, they want the one that's a de facto standard. Some people will use alternatives for their own reasons, but the majority of the market is content and unwilling to deal with change.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 647 |
programmerhumor | DryChip4 | hfwb0gj | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive browsed it and idk if all huge corporations are like this, Ive only worked in small teams, but this code source is insane.
I went into this like oh boy I can learn from the pros! It reinforced the hellish landscape that is the web.
Edit: I just realized after all these comments I really like my cozy small dev job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 621 |
programmerhumor | Hohlokot | hfvqynu | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just a note: this software isn't actually open source. Using it for whatever reason infringes on copyright and Twitch might not like that and follow up with legal action.<|eor|><|sor|>Good old software and copyright laws. Yes, code isnt open source and shouldnt be used, but enforcing that would be impossible by twitch. And while whatever you think of hackers, hopefully this will lead to easier development of competing streaming services.
P.S.I wonder how big of an impact this leak will have to related stackoverflow threads<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 599 |
programmerhumor | phoncible | hfwhb3r | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Forcefully Opened-source^tm<|eor|><|sor|>*Knock knock, it's the Source, open up, quit having it be closed*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 559 |
programmerhumor | ThaddeusJP | hfwlnje | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Forcefully Opened-source^tm<|eor|><|sor|>*Surprise unplanned muti-offsite backup*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 496 |
programmerhumor | nekokattt | hfwcdy4 | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive browsed it and idk if all huge corporations are like this, Ive only worked in small teams, but this code source is insane.
I went into this like oh boy I can learn from the pros! It reinforced the hellish landscape that is the web.
Edit: I just realized after all these comments I really like my cozy small dev job.<|eor|><|sor|>Its the same everywhere. The size of a company is usually inversely proportional to code quality.
Edit: oh wow 420 upvotes, didnt expect that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 431 |
programmerhumor | _demetri_ | hfwpwfu | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Forcefully Opened-source^tm<|eor|><|sor|>*Knock knock, it's the Source, open up, quit having it be closed*<|eor|><|sor|>Source not responding.......
[Wait] [ Force Open ]<|eor|><|sor|>You open up your new Twitch IT laptop, which is laid out on your bed, surrounded by pink rose petals.
Tonight was a very special night.
You have just bought one years worth of antivirus software.
To protect you from those dirty dirty hackers.
But not just any antivirus program.
You've purchased Norton Security.
Just hearing his name gets you hot under the collar.
When you think of security you think of people who protect; strong, brave people who are capable of keeping you safe.
Well, Norton is all this and so much more.
God, you just want to tear open his sleek packaging and ram him hard and deep into your computer.
But you dont.
You want this to last.
You want to savour this moment and make sure Norton gets the best treatment, the treatment he deserves.
You hold his box up to your lips, breathing in his sweet aroma, his glossy yellow and black packaging glistening under your bedroom lights.
You lick your lips hungrily before pressing them against his smooth packaging, relishing in his hard, cool exterior.
You pull out a cutting tool, and hold it against the tape at the top of his box.
Shh, its okay you coo softly, This wont hurt a bit In a swift motion you slice the tape.
You put the cutting tool down and begin to push a finger in under the top of his box.
His box squeezes against your finger as he gets used to the intrusion.
I have to prepare you you explain, as you begin pushing in another finger slowly and carefully, I dont want to hurt you
You hook your fingers underneath the top of his box and pull in up and out.
Its done with little resistance from Norton.
This pleases you and you feel yourself getting more and more excited.
Nortons box opens up all the way and you might as well have just died because you feel as if you are in heaven.
Hes beautiful.
Stunning.
More than you could have ever hoped and wished for.
You reach your hand gently into his box and pull out Norton.
Out come a few brochures to help you set him up.
But you dont need those.
You know exactly how to get Norton going.
You hold him your hand for a few moments, caressing him gently through the protective sleeve.
Taking in every perfect detail of Nortons glorious body.
You gently slip him out of his clear protective sleeve and open the disc slot of your computer.
Youre almost sad to know that your computer gets to have more fun with Norton than you do, actually getting to have him inside it.
You catch yourself fantasising about being your laptop and experiencing the wonderful sensation of Norton being inside you, before snapping back to the harsh reality and back to the task at hand of protecting Twitch at all costs.
Even though you have no idea what the hell you are doing.
Well Sykkuno/#28 eat your heart out.
You gently place him into your computers disc slot, but not before gently kissing his bare skin.
I love you so much, Norton. For twitch. you whisper lovingly as you push the disc slot closed. Do it for twitch.
Ah yes, today has been perfect.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 333 |
programmerhumor | Cley_Faye | hfwig9u | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive browsed it and idk if all huge corporations are like this, Ive only worked in small teams, but this code source is insane.
I went into this like oh boy I can learn from the pros! It reinforced the hellish landscape that is the web.
Edit: I just realized after all these comments I really like my cozy small dev job.<|eor|><|sor|>After some years in the field, I'm strongly confident that any large-scale project is held by rusty nails and duct tape. The older it is, the more there is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 318 |
programmerhumor | ThePurpleWizard_01 | hfvta2p | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Recently, there was a big twitch leak. They leaked all the source code, account info and earnings. The official statement says that passwords weren't leaked but its still recommended to change yours anyway.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 306 |
programmerhumor | Mission-Guard5348 | hfwbr4b | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Recently, there was a big twitch leak. They leaked all the source code, account info and earnings. The official statement says that passwords weren't leaked but its still recommended to change yours anyway.<|eor|><|sor|>>Recently, there was a big twitch ~~leak.~~ surprise decentralized backup
Why did someone give me gold
I stole this joke
Thanks kind stranger<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | douira | hfw1ef1 | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We can send them patches for all the bugs in their shitty software by email now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 277 |
programmerhumor | Dogburt_Jr | hfvx84j | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would appreciate sth like this for profeasional CAD software that at least the community could port it to linux<|eor|><|sor|>For real!! CAD software is hard as f*ck though. I did a little bit of STL modification and processing and the best time I got was 12 minutes to create gcode for a small object. Lots of parallel processes need to be done.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 264 |
programmerhumor | lightwhite | hfwme41 | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Forcefully Opened-source^tm<|eor|><|sor|>*Surprise unplanned muti-offsite backup*<|eor|><|sor|>- which backup client are we using?
- Decentralized host traceable network backup using undistributed multicast network protocol
- you mean torrents?
- No. p2p back up host. We dont have enough storage in the datacenters. Not enough engineers to rack up storage.
- you mean torrents?
- No. its shard redistribution over the globe on other peoples computers that are willingly supporting us with our backups.
- ffs. Unplug that cable, Mark...
- done. The one with the Facebook label on it right?
- God dammit, Mark!
- what? Sheesh.....
/e: -am too sleepy. Didnt even realize. Its not the Mark Zuckerberg one, but Mark Skkerbrg one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | Nico_Weio | hfw4cy8 | <|sols|><|sot|>FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/trLTkbz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just a note: this software isn't actually open source. Using it for whatever reason infringes on copyright and Twitch might not like that and follow up with legal action.<|eor|><|sor|>Good old software and copyright laws. Yes, code isnt open source and shouldnt be used, but enforcing that would be impossible by twitch. And while whatever you think of hackers, hopefully this will lead to easier development of competing streaming services.
P.S.I wonder how big of an impact this leak will have to related stackoverflow threads<|eor|><|sor|>The problem with competing with Twitch isn't developing a streaming service, it's getting people to use it instead of Twitch.
Same thing with "video site that isn't YouTube", "social media that isn't Facebook", "game store that isn't Steam", "search engine that isn't Google"... most people don't want an alternative, they want the one that's a de facto standard. Some people will use alternatives for their own reasons, but the majority of the market is content and unwilling to deal with change.<|eor|><|sor|>[Network effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Network_effect)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
programmerhumor | oneplusoneisfive | 7j9jri | <|sols|><|sot|>SQL Clause<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x6snxvaykg301.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,799 |
programmerhumor | Datenegassie | dr4q8og | <|sols|><|sot|>SQL Clause<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x6snxvaykg301.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hi Santa, I promise not to be on the naughty list this year. By the way, my name is Datenegassie'); DROP TABLE NaughtyChildren; --<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,622 |
programmerhumor | TheSphaat | dr4p2r7 | <|sols|><|sot|>SQL Clause<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x6snxvaykg301.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why would you sort twice?<|eor|><|sor|>Shhhhh poem's got to rhyme. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 861 |
programmerhumor | ballzacsRock | dr4s3f4 | <|sols|><|sot|>SQL Clause<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x6snxvaykg301.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hi Santa, I promise not to be on the naughty list this year. By the way, my name is Datenegassie'); DROP TABLE NaughtyChildren; --<|eor|><|sor|>Nice try, but he Santaizes all inputs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 787 |
programmerhumor | ICyresI | dr4ov81 | <|sols|><|sot|>SQL Clause<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x6snxvaykg301.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why would you sort twice?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 774 |
programmerhumor | ultranoobian | dr4qbkz | <|sols|><|sot|>SQL Clause<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x6snxvaykg301.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hi Santa, I promise not to be on the naughty list this year. By the way, my name is Datenegassie'); DROP TABLE NaughtyChildren; --<|eor|><|sor|>But that won't do anything good for you?
Obviously the naughty/nice status is stored in 'contacts' if SQL clause is selecting from that.
/s
Edit: On a more serious note, even if you dropped 'NaughtyChildren', you can possibly recovered from that by
SELECT * FROM contacts c WHERE c.behavior != 'nice'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 719 |
programmerhumor | BobDogGo | dr4qot2 | <|sols|><|sot|>SQL Clause<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x6snxvaykg301.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Santa would never select *<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 443 |
programmerhumor | LinkFixerBot | dr52jtn | <|sols|><|sot|>SQL Clause<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x6snxvaykg301.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|> He's selecting 2 tables,
he's sorting them twice.
The children by income,
and the products by price.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 401 |
programmerhumor | CaesarOrgasmus | dr4snsw | <|sols|><|sot|>SQL Clause<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x6snxvaykg301.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't know why I always click links from this sub but I never get the joke because i know nothing about programming, yet i click it every time hoping i get the joke<|eor|><|sor|>It's a database joke! SQL is a programming language that you use to retrieve data from a database and manipulate or filter it as needed.
> He's making a database
SQL Clause is making the database that will store his data on present recipients.
> He's sorting it twice
When querying data, you can sort it by one piece of data to present it in a specific order. For example, ORDER BY LastName ASC will sort all the data alphabetically by last name.
> SELECT * FROM contacts WHERE Behavior='nice'
There are a few pieces here. First is SELECT \*, which is a SQL command to return *all* data from the specified table. A table is a collection of data arranged in rows (which are entries) and columns (which contain pieces of information). For example, Amazon might have a table called 'Customers' in which each row is a unique customer and each column stores a piece of information about that customer like their email, phone number, and name.
In this case SQL Clause is selecting all data from a table called 'contacts', presumably his list of all potential present recipients. Finally, he's added a WHERE clause, which tells SQL to filter out some data based on a parameter you specify. Presumably the behavior column can contain one of two values: naughty or nice. Here the WHERE clause is behavior='nice', meaning that the whole query is basically saying "OK SQL, show me ALL data from the table called 'contacts,' but ONLY if I have them listed as nice. Don't show me the naughty ones."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
programmerhumor | iB3xx | dr4rs5u | <|sols|><|sot|>SQL Clause<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x6snxvaykg301.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't know why I always click links from this sub but I never get the joke because i know nothing about programming, yet i click it every time hoping i get the joke<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
programmerhumor | jfq722 | dr4qvi4 | <|sols|><|sot|>SQL Clause<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x6snxvaykg301.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you taking Ad Hoc requests?...I'd like to hear 'The First Null'.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | Arancaytar | dr56upj | <|sols|><|sot|>SQL Clause<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x6snxvaykg301.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hi Santa, I promise not to be on the naughty list this year. By the way, my name is Datenegassie'); DROP TABLE NaughtyChildren; --<|eor|><|sor|>Nice try, but he Santaizes all inputs<|eor|><|sor|> INSERT INTO NaughtyChildren (name, reason)
VALUES ('balizacsRock', 'terrible pun');<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | Fry98 | dr4riht | <|sols|><|sot|>SQL Clause<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x6snxvaykg301.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why would you sort twice?<|eor|><|sor|>Shhhhh poem's got to rhyme. <|eor|><|sor|>You might think it's nice
but double sorting is a crime.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | PoglaTheGrate | dr4pdvw | <|sols|><|sot|>SQL Clause<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x6snxvaykg301.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why would you sort twice?<|eor|><|sor|>He got REEEEEly lucky on a Bogosort<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | DemandsBattletoads | dr4qeo8 | <|sols|><|sot|>SQL Clause<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x6snxvaykg301.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hi Santa, I promise not to be on the naughty list this year. By the way, my name is Datenegassie'); DROP TABLE NaughtyChildren; --<|eor|><|sor|>But that won't do anything good for you?
Obviously the naughty/nice status is stored in 'contacts' if SQL clause is selecting from that.
/s
Edit: On a more serious note, even if you dropped 'NaughtyChildren', you can possibly recovered from that by
SELECT * FROM contacts c WHERE c.behavior != 'nice'<|eor|><|sor|>That's fine, sqlmap will pull everything out anyway.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | ImSuperSerialGuys | dr5vuyi | <|sols|><|sot|>SQL Clause<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x6snxvaykg301.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hi Santa, I promise not to be on the naughty list this year. By the way, my name is Datenegassie'); DROP TABLE NaughtyChildren; --<|eor|><|sor|>Nice try, but he Santaizes all inputs<|eor|><|sor|> INSERT INTO NaughtyChildren (name, reason)
VALUES ('balizacsRock', 'terrible pun');<|eor|><|sor|>> INSERT INTO NaughtyChildren
o_O<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | bair93 | dr4qm87 | <|sols|><|sot|>SQL Clause<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x6snxvaykg301.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hi Santa, I promise not to be on the naughty list this year. By the way, my name is Datenegassie'); DROP TABLE NaughtyChildren; --<|eor|><|sor|>Datengassie'); UPDATE contacts SET behavior = 'nice';<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | baseball2020 | dr4rjb9 | <|sols|><|sot|>SQL Clause<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x6snxvaykg301.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Rudolph the sequel cursor,
Had a lot of right joined rows,
Then if you tried to fetch it,
You'd never get the thing to close. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | pkpenton | qlvcwe | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,795 |
programmerhumor | leonderbaertige_II | hj5iksd | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where is the 418?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,425 |
programmerhumor | enygmaeve | hj5tir3 | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where is the 418?<|eor|><|sor|>Our old backend architect actually returned this for one of the API calls. First time I ever saw someone actually use it in a prod environment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 656 |
programmerhumor | bitsmythe | hj5khns | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where are the cookies?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 461 |
programmerhumor | Dalimyr | hj5ws8i | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where is the 418?<|eor|><|sor|>Our old backend architect actually returned this for one of the API calls. First time I ever saw someone actually use it in a prod environment.<|eor|><|sor|>Website I was in charge of at my previous job returned 418 errors for almost anything that wasn't a 404 (though 99% of the time those errors would be in the CMS rather than on pages that customers would see). First time I saw it I thought it was kinda cute that the team who manage the servers had done that, but beyond seeing it that first time as a novelty, I hated it - it was a total pain in the ass to actually debug some issues because the error didn't give you any useful information.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
programmerhumor | akaZilong | hj5ikke | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Missed opportunity for 418<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 384 |
programmerhumor | swiftslayer96 | hj5qnqt | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Absolutely nailed it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | pkpenton | hj5kq30 | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where are the cookies?<|eor|><|soopr|>Oh man, cookies would have been good! My mind was on alcohol since it was for a Halloween party haha<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 313 |
programmerhumor | kokroo | hj6sz4c | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Absolutely nailed it!<|eor|><|sor|>This cannot be from Halloween 2021. The tree species in the window behind you suffered from a spore outbreak rendering it effectively "sick" this entire year.
Is OP a bot for karma farming and stealing someone else's old posts?
**EDIT: OP caught lying below**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
programmerhumor | PaintingJo | hj695cl | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's like 3 layers of joke stacked on top of each other<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | hakuna_dentata | hj5nb6g | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where are the cookies?<|eor|><|sor|>You'd run out. You'd have to make aggressive eye contact with anyone who looked at you and ask them to accept cookies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | robchroma | hj6n4j5 | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where is the 418?<|eor|><|sor|>Our old backend architect actually returned this for one of the API calls. First time I ever saw someone actually use it in a prod environment.<|eor|><|sor|>Website I was in charge of at my previous job returned 418 errors for almost anything that wasn't a 404 (though 99% of the time those errors would be in the CMS rather than on pages that customers would see). First time I saw it I thought it was kinda cute that the team who manage the servers had done that, but beyond seeing it that first time as a novelty, I hated it - it was a total pain in the ass to actually debug some issues because the error didn't give you any useful information.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah. I forget the reasoning behind using 418, but I do remember feeling more than mildly perturbed having to work with it.<|eor|><|sor|>I would only ever return 418 if I implemented an IoT teapot and I received a packet that contained both HTCPCP and BREW.
On the other side of this, if for some reason I implemented an IoT teapot, I would ABSOLUTELY intercept any packet containing both HTCPCP and BREW and return a 418 error.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | CreaZyp154 | hj5ozcg | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* 206 would not be filled entirely
* You don't serve 410 anymore
* People keep asking for 429
* There's two sizes for 411:clients have to precise
* Client haven't payed for 402 yet
* 304's recipe stayed unchanged<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | enygmaeve | hj5x10h | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where is the 418?<|eor|><|sor|>Our old backend architect actually returned this for one of the API calls. First time I ever saw someone actually use it in a prod environment.<|eor|><|sor|>Website I was in charge of at my previous job returned 418 errors for almost anything that wasn't a 404 (though 99% of the time those errors would be in the CMS rather than on pages that customers would see). First time I saw it I thought it was kinda cute that the team who manage the servers had done that, but beyond seeing it that first time as a novelty, I hated it - it was a total pain in the ass to actually debug some issues because the error didn't give you any useful information.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah. I forget the reasoning behind using 418, but I do remember feeling more than mildly perturbed having to work with it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | guery64 | hj67opy | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Very nice costume! Could you or anyone else here explain what the code numbers mean? For us folks who don't work in web development.
Edit: nevermind, why should I be the lazy one? 200: OK. 404: Not Found. 500: Internal Server Error.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | Paakhandi | hj7mtmp | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Absolutely nailed it!<|eor|><|sor|>This cannot be from Halloween 2021. The tree species in the window behind you suffered from a spore outbreak rendering it effectively "sick" this entire year.
Is OP a bot for karma farming and stealing someone else's old posts?
**EDIT: OP caught lying below**<|eor|><|sor|>So you are actually right. This is not from 2021. I don't know if you really can tell by the trees, that would be crazy.
I did a reverse image search to see if OP is a bot. Turns out OP's username is the same on Reddit as well as Twitter. Guess what? The picture posted is from 2017!
https://twitter.com/pkpenton/status/923972037776773120
In case OP deletes the tweet:
https://web.archive.org/web/20211103222550/https://twitter.com/pkpenton/status/923972037776773120<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | penguin3921 | hj6ow5j | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's like 3 layers of joke stacked on top of each other<|eor|><|sor|>More like a layer 7 joke!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | pkpenton | hj68kj6 | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Very nice costume! Could you or anyone else here explain what the code numbers mean? For us folks who don't work in web development.
Edit: nevermind, why should I be the lazy one? 200: OK. 404: Not Found. 500: Internal Server Error.<|eor|><|soopr|>Haha, yeah. They are HTTP response codes, so when you make a request to a web server, it responds with a status code. 500 is "internal server error" (hence the broken cup with a spider crawling on it), 404 is "not found" (hence the empty glass), and 200 is "success" (hence the glass filled with champagne).<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | Metalman9999 | hj7ygqx | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Absolutely nailed it!<|eor|><|sor|>This cannot be from Halloween 2021. The tree species in the window behind you suffered from a spore outbreak rendering it effectively "sick" this entire year.
Is OP a bot for karma farming and stealing someone else's old posts?
**EDIT: OP caught lying below**<|eor|><|sor|>How... What...? Please elaborate! Are you some kind of botanist?<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not a botanist.
I started learning about AI / Machine Learning stuff online a while ago and found that there was an app that can identify birds using only their sounds.
When I tried the app near trees, I got this dumb idea of using computer vision to identify trees.
I gathered a nice dataset of a lot of different tree species and trained a model for a long time.
One fine day I discovered a specific kind of tree that matched the shape and outlines of a known tree in the dataset but not the color. I did a bit of research and turns out that some fungus has been ravaging that specific species this year and given the nature of fungal spores they can travel around the world riding on high altitude winds.
I will publish the code and my findings in an open research paper in due time, if it's feasible.<|eor|><|sor|>Ok conspiracy here but hear me out.
You and OP are the same person and you orchestrated all this just to flex your code on us.
Hell you could even be me as i type this right now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | bitsmythe | hj5oarc | <|sols|><|sot|>My web server Halloween costume 404 champagne not found!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tdny8922ex71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where are the cookies?<|eor|><|sor|>You'd run out. You'd have to make aggressive eye contact with anyone who looked at you and ask them to accept cookies.<|eor|><|sor|>And if they were from the European Union you would have to list all of the ingredients, who else you gave them to, and the option to give it back to you later<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | MSWMan | 12tcnwg | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,755 |
programmerhumor | TemperatureNo_l23 | jh20ylr | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>that's actually so creative<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,096 |
programmerhumor | MSWMan | jh1yphd | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>I realized I got the male angle wrong and the colors backwards. Fixed:
https://i.imgur.com/yAZ56wZ.gif<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,496 |
programmerhumor | d1smalnow | jh2k42i | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>that's actually so creative<|eor|><|sor|>Right? I unironically love this.
A good design that more precisely encompasses the spectrum of choices people want to make, and provides a fairly unambiguous symbol for anyone who is viewing it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,866 |
programmerhumor | Strange_Dragonfly964 | jh23vu7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>I realized I got the male angle wrong and the colors backwards. Fixed:
https://i.imgur.com/yAZ56wZ.gif<|eoopr|><|sor|>Are the sex signs officially colored? Or is it just gender norms?<|eor|><|sor|>Just gender norms. The colors are messed up lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 984 |
programmerhumor | Gdude124 | jh23ie5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>I realized I got the male angle wrong and the colors backwards. Fixed:
https://i.imgur.com/yAZ56wZ.gif<|eoopr|><|sor|>Are the sex signs officially colored? Or is it just gender norms?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 918 |
programmerhumor | NotEeUsername | jh1xt5m | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is awesome<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 849 |
programmerhumor | CurlSagan | jh20spw | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>If you move the slider slowly, it looks like a dude getting a boner.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 742 |
programmerhumor | turtleship_2006 | jh28qer | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>I realized I got the male angle wrong and the colors backwards. Fixed:
https://i.imgur.com/yAZ56wZ.gif<|eoopr|><|sor|>Are the sex signs officially colored? Or is it just gender norms?<|eor|><|sor|>Just gender norms. The colors are messed up lol<|eor|><|sor|>> The colored are messed up lol
Erm... <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 663 |
programmerhumor | Strange_Dragonfly964 | jh25q7k | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is awesome<|eor|><|sor|>Let's see, I'll set my gender to... 50% female, 30% male, and 20% non-binary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | attanai | jh207yx | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>We have a winner!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | xoCreeper81 | jh2krl5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>that's actually so creative<|eor|><|sor|>Right? I unironically love this.
A good design that more precisely encompasses the spectrum of choices people want to make, and provides a fairly unambiguous symbol for anyone who is viewing it.<|eor|><|sor|>My dumb ass. Confused unga Bunga.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | FuzzyLlama01 | jh29b08 | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is awesome<|eor|><|sor|>Let's see, I'll set my gender to... 50% female, 30% male, and 20% non-binary.<|eor|><|sor|>and a 100% reason to remember the ~~name~~ gender<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 323 |
programmerhumor | Strange_Dragonfly964 | jh2b4vc | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>I realized I got the male angle wrong and the colors backwards. Fixed:
https://i.imgur.com/yAZ56wZ.gif<|eoopr|><|sor|>Are the sex signs officially colored? Or is it just gender norms?<|eor|><|sor|>Just gender norms. The colors are messed up lol<|eor|><|sor|>> The colored are messed up lol
Erm... <|eor|><|sor|>Snitch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
programmerhumor | JoyJoy_ | jh27icb | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>If you move the slider slowly, it looks like a dude getting a boner.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how I remember which is which >!8===D\~\~!<<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
programmerhumor | FineTheoretical | jh2083e | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, this, but it should go all the way around and have something like an x or a star or an infinity symbol as it passes through, I dunno, green at the top left!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | Singl1 | jh2zsfe | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>that's actually so creative<|eor|><|sor|>Right? I unironically love this.
A good design that more precisely encompasses the spectrum of choices people want to make, and provides a fairly unambiguous symbol for anyone who is viewing it.<|eor|><|sor|>My dumb ass. Confused unga Bunga.<|eor|><|sor|>Idk if this is really useful or actually more confusing<|eor|><|sor|>is it? people who identify as solely males, and those who identify as solely females would be the extremes of the slider, anyone in between could set it to a point where theyre comfortable with. i think its a pretty creative idea honestly
but i also think those who identify as non-binary could struggle with this as well, come to think of it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | Elonsfatdukakas | jh2krxs | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Male ----> Female ----> The Artist Formerly known as Prince<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | gdmzhlzhiv | jh325zx | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>that's actually so creative<|eor|><|sor|>Right? I unironically love this.
A good design that more precisely encompasses the spectrum of choices people want to make, and provides a fairly unambiguous symbol for anyone who is viewing it.<|eor|><|sor|>My dumb ass. Confused unga Bunga.<|eor|><|sor|>Idk if this is really useful or actually more confusing<|eor|><|sor|>is it? people who identify as solely males, and those who identify as solely females would be the extremes of the slider, anyone in between could set it to a point where theyre comfortable with. i think its a pretty creative idea honestly
but i also think those who identify as non-binary could struggle with this as well, come to think of it.<|eor|><|sor|>How to pick 0% of both...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | Stilgar314 | jh28whk | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Sex should be a boolean: Sex? *Yes, please* or *No, thank you*.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | indiantrekkie | jh34pk0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Continuum<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nq95dnutd3va1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>that's actually so creative<|eor|><|sor|>Right? I unironically love this.
A good design that more precisely encompasses the spectrum of choices people want to make, and provides a fairly unambiguous symbol for anyone who is viewing it.<|eor|><|sor|>My dumb ass. Confused unga Bunga.<|eor|><|sor|>Idk if this is really useful or actually more confusing<|eor|><|sor|>is it? people who identify as solely males, and those who identify as solely females would be the extremes of the slider, anyone in between could set it to a point where theyre comfortable with. i think its a pretty creative idea honestly
but i also think those who identify as non-binary could struggle with this as well, come to think of it.<|eor|><|sor|>How to pick 0% of both...<|eor|><|sor|>So i finally met an amoeba on reddit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmerhumor | Lightning_Bolt62 | u0nfcz | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,678 |
programmerhumor | Spare-Beat-3561 | i473wlq | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all possible now because of semiconductors. Never thought some processed sand could change so many lives<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,888 |
programmerhumor | The_Awesone_Mr_Bones | i46z3bo | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Technically, he was right.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,426 |
programmerhumor | TheDwarvenGuy | i47t35j | <|sols|><|sot|>I mean sure<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/528sy02dtqs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all possible now because of semiconductors. Never thought some processed sand could change so many lives<|eor|><|sor|>it's always the weirdest things that give the huge boosts.
what's the functionality of being able to bend electrons with magnetism? oh, nothing much, just the tv.<|eor|><|sor|>The crazy part is, the TV is the endpoint of a bunch of crazy tech
First the lightbulb was invented, then someone at Edison noticed that lightbulbs blacken with a specific pattern
Then someone used that to realize that incandescent wires emit electic charge in straight lines
Tangentially, someone used this to invent vaccuum tubes
But aside from that someone thought, "you know, if electrons go in a straight line, and electrons are influenced by magnetism, we could use magnets to put electrons into specific spots on a bulb" and *then* TVs were invented<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,941 |
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