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programmerhumor | sachintripathi007 | drinwzs | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...
Computer: Natural selection processing.
Human: What.
Computer: What. <|eor|><|soopr|>Me: What.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 544 |
programmerhumor | Kelzhas | drinxxx | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coming from the front page, I dont understand the joke at all, but love how you guys can find something funny that makes absolutely no sense to a non-programmer. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 469 |
programmerhumor | iamdestroyerofworlds | driow9d | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Human: Natural language processing...
Computer: what about it? <|eor|><|sor|>Human: When do we want Natural language processing?
Computer: I never said I wanted that.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Human: Doesn't look like anything to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 421 |
programmerhumor | Prawny | drip0cv | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...
Computer: Natural selection processing.
Human: What.
Computer: What. <|eor|><|soopr|>Me: What.<|eoopr|><|sor|>A Dog: What.<|eor|><|sor|>The NSA: What.<|eor|><|sor|>Lil Jon: WHAT.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 387 |
programmerhumor | mwnciau | drin4f1 | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of [If "Her" had today's voice recognition technology](https://youtu.be/Bq9QCzsLerw)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 277 |
programmerhumor | frisch85 | drinpzj | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Sorry guys but I need to crush your dreams...](https://i.imgur.com/UKHHhbd.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | tasos500 | driod37 | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...
Computer: Natural selection processing.
Human: What.
Computer: What. <|eor|><|soopr|>Me: What.<|eoopr|><|sor|>A Dog: What.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 264 |
programmerhumor | Nik64 | driotut | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Relatable.](https://i.imgur.com/kgQ47qn.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | flying_wotsit | driojn3 | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...
Computer: Natural selection processing.
Human: What.
Computer: What. <|eor|><|soopr|>Me: What.<|eoopr|><|sor|>A Dog: What.<|eor|><|sor|>The NSA: What.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
programmerhumor | RovingSandninja | dripj17 | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...
Computer: Natural selection processing.
Human: What.
Computer: What. <|eor|><|soopr|>Me: What.<|eoopr|><|sor|>A Dog: What.<|eor|><|sor|>The NSA: What.<|eor|><|sor|>Lil Jon: WHAT.<|eor|><|sor|>Macklemore: What, what, what, what...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 239 |
programmerhumor | pastelfruits | drip1xc | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coming from the front page, I dont understand the joke at all, but love how you guys can find something funny that makes absolutely no sense to a non-programmer. <|eor|><|sor|>Natural Language Processing is computers trying to understand human language. This computer does understand the first sentence. But it doesn't give a good answer to the second human sentence, because the "it" refers back to a previous part of the conversation which the computer doesn't link/remember/understand. So indeed, the current state of Natural Language Processing is not good enough.<|eor|><|sor|>Except that computers *definitely* can refer back to previous conversation contexts with the current state of NLP<|eor|><|sor|>clearly you've not used Siri<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
programmerhumor | Dqueezy | driqe3x | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...
Computer: Natural selection processing.
Human: What.
Computer: What. <|eor|><|soopr|>Me: What.<|eoopr|><|sor|>A Dog: What.<|eor|><|sor|>The NSA: What.<|eor|><|sor|>Lil Jon: WHAT.<|eor|><|sor|>Macklemore: What, what, what, what...<|eor|><|sor|>OutKast: Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | sxncerity | 10sn5xv | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,480 |
programmerhumor | CommentToBeDeleted | j72np02 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take your pick:
* 400: Bad Request
* 401: Unauthorized
* 403: Forbidden
* 410: Gone
* 411: Length Required
* 301: Moved
* 301: Moved Permanently
* 406: Not Acceptable
* 402: Payment Required
* 200: OK<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12,987 |
programmerhumor | kingbloxerthe3 | j72qeu8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take your pick:
* 400: Bad Request
* 401: Unauthorized
* 403: Forbidden
* 410: Gone
* 411: Length Required
* 301: Moved
* 301: Moved Permanently
* 406: Not Acceptable
* 402: Payment Required
* 200: OK<|eor|><|sor|>I'll add some more options
425: too early
503: service unavailable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,370 |
programmerhumor | HapticRecce | j72bf2v | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT looking to score after being fed the script from Ted and Programming for Dummies...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,470 |
programmerhumor | cudacnedaf | j72js84 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gurl, may I kill all your children so I can exploit all your resources ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,163 |
programmerhumor | Psychological_Try559 | j72yt8a | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take your pick:
* 400: Bad Request
* 401: Unauthorized
* 403: Forbidden
* 410: Gone
* 411: Length Required
* 301: Moved
* 301: Moved Permanently
* 406: Not Acceptable
* 402: Payment Required
* 200: OK<|eor|><|sor|>I'll add some more options
425: too early
503: service unavailable<|eor|><|sor|>Also adding
103: Early Hints
204: No Content
406: Not Acceptable
422: I understand your request but no.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,001 |
programmerhumor | fullyonline | j73a6m5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take your pick:
* 400: Bad Request
* 401: Unauthorized
* 403: Forbidden
* 410: Gone
* 411: Length Required
* 301: Moved
* 301: Moved Permanently
* 406: Not Acceptable
* 402: Payment Required
* 200: OK<|eor|><|sor|>I'll add some more options
425: too early
503: service unavailable<|eor|><|sor|>Also adding
103: Early Hints
204: No Content
406: Not Acceptable
422: I understand your request but no.<|eor|><|sor|>451: unavailable for legal reasons<|eor|><|sor|>418: I'm a tea pot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,598 |
programmerhumor | 1bustedkneecap | j730kn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take your pick:
* 400: Bad Request
* 401: Unauthorized
* 403: Forbidden
* 410: Gone
* 411: Length Required
* 301: Moved
* 301: Moved Permanently
* 406: Not Acceptable
* 402: Payment Required
* 200: OK<|eor|><|sor|>I'll add some more options
425: too early
503: service unavailable<|eor|><|sor|>Also adding
103: Early Hints
204: No Content
406: Not Acceptable
422: I understand your request but no.<|eor|><|sor|>451: unavailable for legal reasons<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,191 |
programmerhumor | Spot_the_fox | j72o0pc | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that's not pick-up lines, those are hook-up lines.
Try something along the lines of:
\-When I saw you, my heart gave me a pointer to your heart.
\-In a sorted array of beautiful girls, you'll always be number zero.
\-I know this is sudden, but "hello, my world".
Maybe I'm bad at this, but I feel like the ones in the post imply a one-nighter, not a long term relationship.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,794 |
programmerhumor | sxncerity | j72bpz4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT looking to score after being fed the script from Ted and Programming for Dummies...<|eor|><|soopr|>ChatGPT trying to pick me up would have been better than this 36 year old man <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,308 |
programmerhumor | reversehead | j72gqxf | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He doesn't seem to have a Basic knowledge of flirting and needs a good Bash on the head. I think you'll have to get a cup of good Java and let this one Go.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,232 |
programmerhumor | fignompe | j72la6x | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT looking to score after being fed the script from Ted and Programming for Dummies...<|eor|><|sor|>ChadGPT
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,139 |
programmerhumor | Skibur1 | j72euy4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Throw a segfault.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,062 |
programmerhumor | TechnicalParrot | j72zyev | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gurl, may I kill all your children so I can exploit all your resources ?<|eor|><|sor|>This is one of the worst things I've read today and I hate it makes sense<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,057 |
programmerhumor | Hingle_McCringlbury9 | j732y11 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn gurl, are you sitting on an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,031 |
programmerhumor | MasterAilan | j73fzz1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take your pick:
* 400: Bad Request
* 401: Unauthorized
* 403: Forbidden
* 410: Gone
* 411: Length Required
* 301: Moved
* 301: Moved Permanently
* 406: Not Acceptable
* 402: Payment Required
* 200: OK<|eor|><|sor|>I'll add some more options
425: too early
503: service unavailable<|eor|><|sor|>Also adding
103: Early Hints
204: No Content
406: Not Acceptable
422: I understand your request but no.<|eor|><|sor|>451: unavailable for legal reasons<|eor|><|sor|>418: I'm a tea pot<|eor|><|sor|>>418: I'm a tea pot
413: Payload Too Large
417: Expectation Failed
428: Precondition Required
429: Too Many Requests
500: Internal Server Error
502: Bad Gateway<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 933 |
programmerhumor | Wooden_Caterpillar64 | j72qlys | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take your pick:
* 400: Bad Request
* 401: Unauthorized
* 403: Forbidden
* 410: Gone
* 411: Length Required
* 301: Moved
* 301: Moved Permanently
* 406: Not Acceptable
* 402: Payment Required
* 200: OK<|eor|><|sor|>411<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 913 |
programmerhumor | sxncerity | j72od4o | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that's not pick-up lines, those are hook-up lines.
Try something along the lines of:
\-When I saw you, my heart gave me a pointer to your heart.
\-In a sorted array of beautiful girls, you'll always be number zero.
\-I know this is sudden, but "hello, my world".
Maybe I'm bad at this, but I feel like the ones in the post imply a one-nighter, not a long term relationship.<|eor|><|soopr|>Right on the nose. They were funny but it's the innuendo that I had an issue with, I didn't know the guy!
Any of the lines you listed would have been much more approachable and still funny!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 885 |
programmerhumor | 4ngryMo | j72fl54 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT looking to score after being fed the script from Ted and Programming for Dummies...<|eor|><|soopr|>ChatGPT trying to pick me up would have been better than this 36 year old man <|eoopr|><|sor|>Not ready for a senior position yet? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 870 |
programmerhumor | waduwaduwaduwadu | j72u5i2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whoops, sent his packets via UDP instead of TCP.
Handshake requests > handjob requests.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 705 |
programmerhumor | hi_ivy | j73cgj3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take your pick:
* 400: Bad Request
* 401: Unauthorized
* 403: Forbidden
* 410: Gone
* 411: Length Required
* 301: Moved
* 301: Moved Permanently
* 406: Not Acceptable
* 402: Payment Required
* 200: OK<|eor|><|sor|>I'll add some more options
425: too early
503: service unavailable<|eor|><|sor|>Also adding
103: Early Hints
204: No Content
406: Not Acceptable
422: I understand your request but no.<|eor|><|sor|>451: unavailable for legal reasons<|eor|><|sor|>418: I'm a tea pot<|eor|><|sor|>Was wondering why this one wasnt included. Haha<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 653 |
programmerhumor | amykamala | git593 | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,480 |
programmerhumor | rosnovsky | fqgpk8y | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But did you properly review the request before approving it? And did you then fix all the issues pointed out by the reviewer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,566 |
programmerhumor | SavageTwist | fqgr9vf | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Force push to master, nobody is stopping you!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 607 |
programmerhumor | neremarine | fqgte40 | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: it's a school project with 2 other teammates...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 239 |
programmerhumor | gfp7 | fqgsg6v | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dont forget to add comment "good job"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | SavageTwist | fqgvvxo | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Force push to master, nobody is stopping you!<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I'm still only so-so at git myself, but always pull before you push<|eor|><|sor|>Using branches and pull requests make this easier.
Generally youre the only person working on your branch, so you don't have to worry that your code is "behind" before you push to it.
Then when you do a pr it will tell you if you can merge cleanly back into the master branch.<|eor|><|sor|>The "good" way is to make a development and a branch for every feature, bug or documentation. Always fork from development, when you have a release you push to master.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | moekakiryu | fqgucx2 | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Force push to master, nobody is stopping you!<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I'm still only so-so at git myself, but always pull before you push<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | NeutrinosFTW | fqgwe94 | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But did you properly review the request before approving it? And did you then fix all the issues pointed out by the reviewer?<|eor|><|sor|>"this is the worst fucking thing I've ever seen fix it holy shit"
What I comment on every line before approving it anyway.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmerhumor | OnyxPhoenix | fqgvj0p | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Force push to master, nobody is stopping you!<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I'm still only so-so at git myself, but always pull before you push<|eor|><|sor|>Using branches and pull requests make this easier.
Generally youre the only person working on your branch, so you don't have to worry that your code is "behind" before you push to it.
Then when you do a pr it will tell you if you can merge cleanly back into the master branch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmerhumor | XanderAG | fqguhul | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: it's a school project with 2 other teammates...<|eor|><|sor|>That is really sad...<|eor|><|sor|>Whats sad about that?<|eor|><|sor|>He's doing all the work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | uglyasablasphemy | fqgva4x | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dont forget to add comment "good job"<|eor|><|sor|>"LGTM"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | kopczak1995 | fqgtk1m | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: it's a school project with 2 other teammates...<|eor|><|sor|>That is really sad...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | kennethjor | fqguiz2 | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why are you not pushing to master directly then? (Honest question because I barely do pull requests as long as we are working with a lot of people on it)<|eor|><|sor|>To have a record of it. If OP is also using a ticketing system that's integrated with the source control, that PR will also show up in the ticket. Later on, if you need it, you can go back and see what the hell you did to make that thing work two years ago you don't remember doing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmerhumor | WerewolfCustoms | fqgtea2 | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once did this on a live stream on Twitch. Even though there was just a couple of people watching, I got bombarded with comments that I should never do that. :)
The alternative is that the code never gets approved and merged since I'm the only one working on it :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | Portugal_Stronk | ogtptv | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,479 |
programmerhumor | MischiefArchitect | h4kytuq | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Back then dark mode was default in monitors. It was the WYSIWYG disease in the late 80's and early 90's that got the idea of having paper white backgrounds, for reasons I never understood.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,636 |
programmerhumor | stangelm | h4lbgfl | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>It seems like we're standing on the shoulders of giants but with rare exceptions it's always been this way. Those giants are actually three smaller programmers in a trench coat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,338 |
programmerhumor | czaki | h4l0mfb | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>If i have a day to write for loop I think that my programs could be bug free.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 878 |
programmerhumor | Ariane_16 | h4le1b7 | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>yeah but punch cards didnt shine with the power of a thousand suns and you didnt have to look at them 25 hours a day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 558 |
programmerhumor | vigilantcomicpenguin | h4m19zg | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>It seems like we're standing on the shoulders of giants but with rare exceptions it's always been this way. Those giants are actually three smaller programmers in a trench coat.<|eor|><|sor|>Considering how many people it took to work on one computer, that's actually a pretty good way of describing it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 475 |
programmerhumor | Pony_Roleplayer | h4l6n0x | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Back then dark mode was default in monitors. It was the WYSIWYG disease in the late 80's and early 90's that got the idea of having paper white backgrounds, for reasons I never understood.<|eor|><|sor|>Software tried to simulate the real world as much as possible so that adaptation among non-tech people was a bit easier.<|eor|><|sor|>I liked the beige computers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 391 |
programmerhumor | tube32 | h4l728l | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>If i have a day to write for loop I think that my programs could be bug free.<|eor|><|sor|>I still sometimes feel anxious before I write a while loop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 368 |
programmerhumor | EuroPolice | h4lkvn3 | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Back then dark mode was default in monitors. It was the WYSIWYG disease in the late 80's and early 90's that got the idea of having paper white backgrounds, for reasons I never understood.<|eor|><|sor|>Software tried to simulate the real world as much as possible so that adaptation among non-tech people was a bit easier.<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact! Electric lamps were delayed a lot for the same reasons; People wanted the same light as a *candle*, because they were used to the coal gas luminaries.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | Feynt | h4laru9 | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>bug free lmaoooooo<|eor|><|sor|>It had to be. You would submit your cards, wait a week, and then receive your tray of cards back with a red mark over the line(s) that caused problems. You would fix your mistake, submit your stack again, and wait for the response.
Code was simpler back then, and you actually *could* keep the entirety of it in your headspace. Now, my simple video playback Electron/Vue application is 100MB minimum.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 292 |
programmerhumor | dannymcgee | h4ld9r3 | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>bug free lmaoooooo<|eor|><|sor|>It had to be. You would submit your cards, wait a week, and then receive your tray of cards back with a red mark over the line(s) that caused problems. You would fix your mistake, submit your stack again, and wait for the response.
Code was simpler back then, and you actually *could* keep the entirety of it in your headspace. Now, my simple video playback Electron/Vue application is 100MB minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>>It had to be. You would submit your cards, wait a week, and then receive your tray of cards back with a red mark over the line(s) that caused problems.
It literally blew my fucking mind the day I learned that "compiler" was once a job title, not a program.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
programmerhumor | Cheet4h | h4l7j3i | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Back then dark mode was default in monitors. It was the WYSIWYG disease in the late 80's and early 90's that got the idea of having paper white backgrounds, for reasons I never understood.<|eor|><|sor|>Software tried to simulate the real world as much as possible so that adaptation among non-tech people was a bit easier.<|eor|><|sor|>I liked the beige computers<|eor|><|sor|>The monitors my dad brought home when his employer swapped them out for newer models also had a similar color. Although at some point I found a new monitor of the same monitor in a store that was a lot more white-ish. Then I remembered that everyone in his office room smoked....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | BizWax | h4ldkis | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>bug free lmaoooooo<|eor|><|sor|>It had to be. You would submit your cards, wait a week, and then receive your tray of cards back with a red mark over the line(s) that caused problems. You would fix your mistake, submit your stack again, and wait for the response.
Code was simpler back then, and you actually *could* keep the entirety of it in your headspace. Now, my simple video playback Electron/Vue application is 100MB minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>>It had to be. You would submit your cards, wait a week, and then receive your tray of cards back with a red mark over the line(s) that caused problems.
It literally blew my fucking mind the day I learned that "compiler" was once a job title, not a program.<|eor|><|sor|>Computer also used to be a job description.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 221 |
programmerhumor | Bwob | h4lf13j | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Back then dark mode was default in monitors. It was the WYSIWYG disease in the late 80's and early 90's that got the idea of having paper white backgrounds, for reasons I never understood.<|eor|><|sor|>I think a lot of that can actually be traced back to Apple. The thing about pixels is that they tend to bleed around the edges. Especially back then, on CRT displays.
Because of that bleed, something like say, a straight line, would actually look thinner if it were a black line on a white background than if it were a white line on a black background.
So by reversing things, and making the background white instead of black, Apple actually made their (built in, black and white) monitors look sharper than their competitors, because the lines were thinner and the pixels looked smaller.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | try4gain | h4llt5q | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>yeah but punch cards didnt shine with the power of a thousand suns and you didnt have to look at them 25 hours a day<|eor|><|sor|>*cries in the ease of modern life*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | Geomaxmas | h4lxwah | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Back then dark mode was default in monitors. It was the WYSIWYG disease in the late 80's and early 90's that got the idea of having paper white backgrounds, for reasons I never understood.<|eor|><|sor|>Software tried to simulate the real world as much as possible so that adaptation among non-tech people was a bit easier.<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact! Electric lamps were delayed a lot for the same reasons; People wanted the same light as a *candle*, because they were used to the coal gas luminaries.<|eor|><|sor|>Technology connection!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
programmerhumor | Awanderinglolplayer | h4lewx0 | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>bug free lmaoooooo<|eor|><|sor|>It had to be. You would submit your cards, wait a week, and then receive your tray of cards back with a red mark over the line(s) that caused problems. You would fix your mistake, submit your stack again, and wait for the response.
Code was simpler back then, and you actually *could* keep the entirety of it in your headspace. Now, my simple video playback Electron/Vue application is 100MB minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>>It had to be. You would submit your cards, wait a week, and then receive your tray of cards back with a red mark over the line(s) that caused problems.
It literally blew my fucking mind the day I learned that "compiler" was once a job title, not a program.<|eor|><|sor|>Computer also used to be a job description.<|eor|><|sor|>I feel bad for the guy working as a punch card<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
programmerhumor | neerajmishra94 | 77lulc | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,418 |
programmerhumor | jensenj2 | domvmvv | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too right. The fresh graduate job search is a royal pain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,446 |
programmerhumor | ZombieShellback | don156a | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My senior year, one of my professors told us to ignore the job requirements. Not only because the worst they can do is say no, but also because they usually post the skills of the guy LEAVING the post. Sure, he may have 10 years experience, but he was probably there for 10 years. Companies are looking for as close a replacement as possible. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,606 |
programmerhumor | jkure2 | domy4h3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too right. The fresh graduate job search is a royal pain<|eor|><|sor|>Apply *everywhere*
Ignore their experience requirements.
Come up with a few resume/cover letters specific to the kind of work you're looking at (I had one for Data Warehousing jobs, one for BI dev jobs, etc), and just blast them to everyone that has a listing.
If you don't get called back who cares? Only takes a few minutes once you set up for it. If you do get called back go to the interview, but be selective. Even if it doesn't work out, or if you decide you don't want the job, the interview experience is invaluable. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,548 |
programmerhumor | SteroidSandwich | domxjnq | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All experience and no pay makes Jack a dull boy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,393 |
programmerhumor | Ninjabassist777 | don5u11 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My senior year, one of my professors told us to ignore the job requirements. Not only because the worst they can do is say no, but also because they usually post the skills of the guy LEAVING the post. Sure, he may have 10 years experience, but he was probably there for 10 years. Companies are looking for as close a replacement as possible. <|eor|><|sor|>Also, I've been told that you shouldn't be worried if your not the perfect fit, because the person who is a perfect fit probably already has a job somewhere else.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 873 |
programmerhumor | girl_repellant | don3dok | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh yeah, I got a call back recently to make $36k to be the head of a pretty large department of an international company... Or I could just go be an assistant manager at Kmart and make more than that.
To be clear, I didn't have the job, but I got a follow up call, seemed clear they were interested in me after the basic "what languages do you know, blah blah blah" type questions, so I started asking about salary and benefits. $36k to be a manager, I honestly started stuttering... First of all I was looking for a junior programmer position, but even junior programmers start way above that. I'm not gonna run a department of your giant company for slightly more than I could make working at McDonald's.<|eor|><|sor|>That's when you reply - in as honest sounding tone as possible - "Oh, I didn't realize the position was part-time."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 742 |
programmerhumor | Dameon_ | don1rxu | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Must have 10 years experience in a 2 year old language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 528 |
programmerhumor | nss68 | donccbc | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My senior year, one of my professors told us to ignore the job requirements. Not only because the worst they can do is say no, but also because they usually post the skills of the guy LEAVING the post. Sure, he may have 10 years experience, but he was probably there for 10 years. Companies are looking for as close a replacement as possible. <|eor|><|sor|>Also, I've been told that you shouldn't be worried if your not the perfect fit, because the person who is a perfect fit probably already has a job somewhere else.<|eor|><|sor|>this works for marriage too!
... :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 468 |
programmerhumor | jensenj2 | don2va6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too right. The fresh graduate job search is a royal pain<|eor|><|sor|>Apply *everywhere*
Ignore their experience requirements.
Come up with a few resume/cover letters specific to the kind of work you're looking at (I had one for Data Warehousing jobs, one for BI dev jobs, etc), and just blast them to everyone that has a listing.
If you don't get called back who cares? Only takes a few minutes once you set up for it. If you do get called back go to the interview, but be selective. Even if it doesn't work out, or if you decide you don't want the job, the interview experience is invaluable. <|eor|><|sor|>yeah that's pretty much what i've been doing. i'm not losing hope!
i've got two interviews for python dev positions next week, and i fully intend to smash them
thanks for the advice! :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 454 |
programmerhumor | justanotherkenny | domzwsn | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All experience and no pay makes Jack a dull boy<|eor|><|sor|>*poor boy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 375 |
programmerhumor | bsep1 | don3gl8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too right. The fresh graduate job search is a royal pain<|eor|><|sor|>Apply *everywhere*
Ignore their experience requirements.
Come up with a few resume/cover letters specific to the kind of work you're looking at (I had one for Data Warehousing jobs, one for BI dev jobs, etc), and just blast them to everyone that has a listing.
If you don't get called back who cares? Only takes a few minutes once you set up for it. If you do get called back go to the interview, but be selective. Even if it doesn't work out, or if you decide you don't want the job, the interview experience is invaluable. <|eor|><|sor|>yeah that's pretty much what i've been doing. i'm not losing hope!
i've got two interviews for python dev positions next week, and i fully intend to smash them
thanks for the advice! :)<|eor|><|sor|> while notHired:
submitApplication(resume, location)
if atInterview:
nail_it(awesomeness)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 373 |
programmerhumor | MyDongIsSoBig | don09aj | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even though its a joke, posts like this makes me realise how lucky I am to have my job. Good luck to everyone out there looking for dev jobs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 334 |
programmerhumor | inconspicuous_male | don3l6w | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too right. The fresh graduate job search is a royal pain<|eor|><|sor|>Apply *everywhere*
Ignore their experience requirements.
Come up with a few resume/cover letters specific to the kind of work you're looking at (I had one for Data Warehousing jobs, one for BI dev jobs, etc), and just blast them to everyone that has a listing.
If you don't get called back who cares? Only takes a few minutes once you set up for it. If you do get called back go to the interview, but be selective. Even if it doesn't work out, or if you decide you don't want the job, the interview experience is invaluable. <|eor|><|sor|>yeah that's pretty much what i've been doing. i'm not losing hope!
i've got two interviews for python dev positions next week, and i fully intend to smash them
thanks for the advice! :)<|eor|><|sor|> while notHired:
submitApplication(resume, location)
if atInterview:
nail_it(awesomeness)<|eor|><|sor|>Your code returns a 0 exit status.
Nothing happens. (because it was a string)
edit: well now it's not. What the hell<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | st3dy | don28i1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* How long did you work during your last job? *30 years.*
* Your age? *20 years.*
* You are 20 and you have 30 years of experience. How's that? **Overtime **
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 299 |
programmerhumor | oditogre | donaqoz | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In all honesty (maybe just a regional thing, though? - Colorado), what I see more of is companies with like, 3 openings for Senior / Lead / etc. type roles, and those openings *stay* open for months and months and months, but almost nobody is hiring Junior / Entry / etc. type positions.
Every company wants *somebody else* to hire, train, and give those first 5 - 8 years experience to people, and *then* they want to hire them. They're happy enough to hire experience and even pay for it, but they're not willing to create it. Everybody wants to buy bread but nobody wants to farm wheat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | scottperezfox | donesa7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We want someone with the wisdom of a 60-year-old, the experience of a 50-year-old, the instincts of a 40-year-old, the ambition of a 30-year-old, the energy of a 20-year-old, who we can pay like a 10-year-old.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
programmerhumor | 28f272fe556a1363cc31 | don8t56 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Okay if I rant for a minute?
A local newspaper recently had an interview with a local high tech company in which the CEO complained about how hard it was to find and keep local talented people.
Well, no duh!
The local tech companies pay significantly lower salaries compared to companies an hours drive away; and they all say "We pay competitive for the area." Why would anyone not move or commute if it meant making $10,000+ more? (I'm NOT making that number up!)
"It's okay we pay less, everybody else is paying less. And why is everybody moving out of the area?"
**Edit:** Okay mathematicians, I guess I kind of did a poor job explaining. You are exactly right, it's not worth commuting/traveling an hour to get another $10,000+.
But that some how makes it okay for a company to underpay educated people with in-demanded skills? I'm not asking for charity, I'm talking high tech companies making serious money. "Supply and demand" you say. Okay, then to the companies I say "If you're going to pay lower wages because you know you can get away with it, quit whining and complaining when it backfires!"
The minute any other reasons comes up for an employee to move away, they are going to jump at it.
And to top it off, it sure as hell isn't worth anybodies time to move TO this location!
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | rufrtho | done2im | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My senior year, one of my professors told us to ignore the job requirements. Not only because the worst they can do is say no, but also because they usually post the skills of the guy LEAVING the post. Sure, he may have 10 years experience, but he was probably there for 10 years. Companies are looking for as close a replacement as possible. <|eor|><|sor|>Also, I've been told that you shouldn't be worried if your not the perfect fit, because the person who is a perfect fit probably already has a job somewhere else.<|eor|><|sor|>this works for marriage too!
... :(<|eor|><|sor|>... I'm sad now.
I was before, but I am now, too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | ReGuess | don0roz | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All experience and no pay makes Jack a dull boy<|eor|><|sor|>*poor boy<|eor|><|sor|>Spare him his life from this monstrosity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | Mech-maniac | r3cc80 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,411 |
programmerhumor | lapislazli | hmakgrb | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of our software directors, lets call him Cain, was storing passwords for an internal tool in plaintext but saying he was hashing them so I made my password FuckCain666 because I knew he would see it but not be able to say anything about it or he would reveal his lie.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,948 |
programmerhumor | Komarara | hm9n1r0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like semicolon<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,761 |
programmerhumor | joten70 | hm9z74q | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like semicolon<|eor|><|sor|>All my passwords look like sql injection<|eor|><|sor|>```p@ssw0rd'); drop table passwords;--```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,569 |
programmerhumor | illpallozzo | hm9nq8h | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like semicolon<|eor|><|sor|>All my passwords look like sql injection<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,154 |
programmerhumor | stackoverflow21 | hm9sufv | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My password contains a linefeed and eof character.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,071 |
programmerhumor | VelionaVollerei | hma5ml2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like semicolon<|eor|><|sor|>All my passwords look like sql injection<|eor|><|sor|>```p@ssw0rd'); drop table passwords;--```<|eor|><|sor|>Little bobby password<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,965 |
programmerhumor | Charyou-Tree | hmal7l8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Special Characters may Only include ! * $ or @"
I hate stupid password restrictions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,794 |
programmerhumor | cuplizian | hmab1s6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like semicolon<|eor|><|sor|>All my passwords look like sql injection<|eor|><|sor|>```p@ssw0rd'); drop table passwords;--```<|eor|><|sor|>Little bobby password<|eor|><|sor|>[obligatory relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/327/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,333 |
programmerhumor | zoran1204 | hm9t6yz | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Csvs are resistant to this:
"username","not ""my"" password,;"
It can even handle newlines just fine<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,264 |
programmerhumor | blehmann1 | hmbqo57 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Special Characters may Only include ! * $ or @"
I hate stupid password restrictions.<|eor|><|sor|>My bank validated its password restrictions when you set a password and when you login. Problem was, I was able to set a password that didn't comply with the restrictions due to a bug in their validation (I don't remember the details).
So I could set a password that I could not login with. Which was very fun and completely unnecessary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,095 |
programmerhumor | SureNiceNeat | hmbhtl1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of our software directors, lets call him Cain, was storing passwords for an internal tool in plaintext but saying he was hashing them so I made my password FuckCain666 because I knew he would see it but not be able to say anything about it or he would reveal his lie.<|eor|><|sor|>iJerkOffToCainsWifesFBpics666<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,050 |
programmerhumor | Armor_of_Inferno | hmah7jx | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like semicolon<|eor|><|sor|>All my passwords look like sql injection<|eor|><|sor|>```p@ssw0rd'); drop table passwords;--```<|eor|><|sor|>Little bobby password<|eor|><|sor|>[obligatory relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/327/)<|eor|><|sor|>Of course. That was what I've been referencing<|eor|><|sor|>We know what you were referencing. The linked comic wasn't for you, it was for today's [Lucky 10,000](https://xkcd.com/1053).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,021 |
programmerhumor | thegovortator | hma7yov | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Password: =if(password=notpassword,password,notpassword)
That way when they open the spreadsheet it says notpassword as my password lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 852 |
programmerhumor | Spekingur | hmalm0w | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My password contains a linefeed and eof character.<|eor|><|sor|>Mine contain the full script of the Titanic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 807 |
programmerhumor | TheTerrasque | hmahcm7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Csvs are resistant to this:
"username","not ""my"" password,;"
It can even handle newlines just fine<|eor|><|sor|>Resistant, but not impervious. Source: million dollar salesforce migration that got set back months by special characters in the CSVs<|eor|><|sor|>> salesforce
Well there's your problem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 647 |
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