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programmerhumor | sachintripathi007 | drinwzs | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...
Computer: Natural selection processing.
Human: What.
Computer: What. <|eor|><|soopr|>Me: What.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 544 |
programmerhumor | Kelzhas | drinxxx | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coming from the front page, I dont understand the joke at all, but love how you guys can find something funny that makes absolutely no sense to a non-programmer. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 469 |
programmerhumor | iamdestroyerofworlds | driow9d | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Human: Natural language processing...
Computer: what about it? <|eor|><|sor|>Human: When do we want Natural language processing?
Computer: I never said I wanted that.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Human: Doesn't l... | 421 |
programmerhumor | Prawny | drip0cv | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...
Computer: Natural selection processing.
Human: What.
Computer: What. <|eor|><|soopr|>Me: What.<|eoopr|><|sor|>A Dog: What.<|eor|><|sor|>The NSA: What.<|eor|><|sor|>Lil Jon: WHAT.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 387 |
programmerhumor | mwnciau | drin4f1 | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of [If "Her" had today's voice recognition technology](https://youtu.be/Bq9QCzsLerw)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 277 |
programmerhumor | frisch85 | drinpzj | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Sorry guys but I need to crush your dreams...](https://i.imgur.com/UKHHhbd.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | tasos500 | driod37 | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...
Computer: Natural selection processing.
Human: What.
Computer: What. <|eor|><|soopr|>Me: What.<|eoopr|><|sor|>A Dog: What.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 264 |
programmerhumor | Nik64 | driotut | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Relatable.](https://i.imgur.com/kgQ47qn.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | flying_wotsit | driojn3 | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...
Computer: Natural selection processing.
Human: What.
Computer: What. <|eor|><|soopr|>Me: What.<|eoopr|><|sor|>A Dog: What.<|eor|><|sor|>The NSA: What.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
programmerhumor | RovingSandninja | dripj17 | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...
Computer: Natural selection processing.
Human: What.
Computer: What. <|eor|><|soopr|>Me: What.<|eoopr|><|sor|>A Dog: What.<|eor|><|sor|>The NSA: What.<|eor|><|sor|>Lil Jon: WHAT.<|eor|><|sor|>Macklemore: What, wha... | 239 |
programmerhumor | pastelfruits | drip1xc | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coming from the front page, I dont understand the joke at all, but love how you guys can find something funny that makes absolutely no sense to a non-programmer. <|eor|><|sor|>Natural Language Processing is computers tryi... | 233 |
programmerhumor | Dqueezy | driqe3x | <|sols|><|sot|>When do we want what?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ipy3vvkma2501.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...
Computer: Natural selection processing.
Human: What.
Computer: What. <|eor|><|soopr|>Me: What.<|eoopr|><|sor|>A Dog: What.<|eor|><|sor|>The NSA: What.<|eor|><|sor|>Lil Jon: WHAT.<|eor|><|sor|>Macklemore: What, wha... | 190 |
programmerhumor | sxncerity | 10sn5xv | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,480 |
programmerhumor | CommentToBeDeleted | j72np02 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take your pick:
* 400: Bad Request
* 401: Unauthorized
* 403: Forbidden
* 410: Gone
* 411: Length Required
* 301: Moved
* 301: Moved Permanently
* 406: Not Acceptable
* 402: Payment Required
* 200: OK... | 12,987 |
programmerhumor | kingbloxerthe3 | j72qeu8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take your pick:
* 400: Bad Request
* 401: Unauthorized
* 403: Forbidden
* 410: Gone
* 411: Length Required
* 301: Moved
* 301: Moved Permanently
* 406: Not Acceptable
* 402: Payment Required
* 200: OK... | 5,370 |
programmerhumor | HapticRecce | j72bf2v | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT looking to score after being fed the script from Ted and Programming for Dummies...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,470 |
programmerhumor | cudacnedaf | j72js84 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gurl, may I kill all your children so I can exploit all your resources ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,163 |
programmerhumor | Psychological_Try559 | j72yt8a | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take your pick:
* 400: Bad Request
* 401: Unauthorized
* 403: Forbidden
* 410: Gone
* 411: Length Required
* 301: Moved
* 301: Moved Permanently
* 406: Not Acceptable
* 402: Payment Required
* 200: OK... | 3,001 |
programmerhumor | fullyonline | j73a6m5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take your pick:
* 400: Bad Request
* 401: Unauthorized
* 403: Forbidden
* 410: Gone
* 411: Length Required
* 301: Moved
* 301: Moved Permanently
* 406: Not Acceptable
* 402: Payment Required
* 200: OK... | 2,598 |
programmerhumor | 1bustedkneecap | j730kn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take your pick:
* 400: Bad Request
* 401: Unauthorized
* 403: Forbidden
* 410: Gone
* 411: Length Required
* 301: Moved
* 301: Moved Permanently
* 406: Not Acceptable
* 402: Payment Required
* 200: OK... | 2,191 |
programmerhumor | Spot_the_fox | j72o0pc | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that's not pick-up lines, those are hook-up lines.
Try something along the lines of:
\-When I saw you, my heart gave me a pointer to your heart.
\-In a sorted array of beautiful girls, you'll always... | 1,794 |
programmerhumor | sxncerity | j72bpz4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT looking to score after being fed the script from Ted and Programming for Dummies...<|eor|><|soopr|>ChatGPT trying to pick me up would have been better than this 36 year old man <|eoopr|><|eols|... | 1,308 |
programmerhumor | reversehead | j72gqxf | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He doesn't seem to have a Basic knowledge of flirting and needs a good Bash on the head. I think you'll have to get a cup of good Java and let this one Go.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,232 |
programmerhumor | fignompe | j72la6x | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT looking to score after being fed the script from Ted and Programming for Dummies...<|eor|><|sor|>ChadGPT
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,139 |
programmerhumor | Skibur1 | j72euy4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Throw a segfault.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,062 |
programmerhumor | TechnicalParrot | j72zyev | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gurl, may I kill all your children so I can exploit all your resources ?<|eor|><|sor|>This is one of the worst things I've read today and I hate it makes sense<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,057 |
programmerhumor | Hingle_McCringlbury9 | j732y11 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn gurl, are you sitting on an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,031 |
programmerhumor | MasterAilan | j73fzz1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take your pick:
* 400: Bad Request
* 401: Unauthorized
* 403: Forbidden
* 410: Gone
* 411: Length Required
* 301: Moved
* 301: Moved Permanently
* 406: Not Acceptable
* 402: Payment Required
* 200: OK... | 933 |
programmerhumor | Wooden_Caterpillar64 | j72qlys | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take your pick:
* 400: Bad Request
* 401: Unauthorized
* 403: Forbidden
* 410: Gone
* 411: Length Required
* 301: Moved
* 301: Moved Permanently
* 406: Not Acceptable
* 402: Payment Required
* 200: OK... | 913 |
programmerhumor | sxncerity | j72od4o | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that's not pick-up lines, those are hook-up lines.
Try something along the lines of:
\-When I saw you, my heart gave me a pointer to your heart.
\-In a sorted array of beautiful girls, you'll always... | 885 |
programmerhumor | 4ngryMo | j72fl54 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT looking to score after being fed the script from Ted and Programming for Dummies...<|eor|><|soopr|>ChatGPT trying to pick me up would have been better than this 36 year old man <|eoopr|><|sor|>... | 870 |
programmerhumor | waduwaduwaduwadu | j72u5i2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whoops, sent his packets via UDP instead of TCP.
Handshake requests > handjob requests.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 705 |
programmerhumor | hi_ivy | j73cgj3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actual message from a guy on a dating app<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/isyrj8ssa1ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take your pick:
* 400: Bad Request
* 401: Unauthorized
* 403: Forbidden
* 410: Gone
* 411: Length Required
* 301: Moved
* 301: Moved Permanently
* 406: Not Acceptable
* 402: Payment Required
* 200: OK... | 653 |
programmerhumor | amykamala | git593 | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,480 |
programmerhumor | rosnovsky | fqgpk8y | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But did you properly review the request before approving it? And did you then fix all the issues pointed out by the reviewer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,566 |
programmerhumor | SavageTwist | fqgr9vf | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Force push to master, nobody is stopping you!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 607 |
programmerhumor | neremarine | fqgte40 | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: it's a school project with 2 other teammates...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 239 |
programmerhumor | gfp7 | fqgsg6v | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dont forget to add comment "good job"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | SavageTwist | fqgvvxo | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Force push to master, nobody is stopping you!<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I'm still only so-so at git myself, but always pull before you push<|eor|><|sor|>Using branches and pull requests make this easier.
Generally youre t... | 156 |
programmerhumor | moekakiryu | fqgucx2 | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Force push to master, nobody is stopping you!<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I'm still only so-so at git myself, but always pull before you push<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | NeutrinosFTW | fqgwe94 | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But did you properly review the request before approving it? And did you then fix all the issues pointed out by the reviewer?<|eor|><|sor|>"this is the worst fucking thing I've ever seen fix it holy shit"
What I comment on every li... | 121 |
programmerhumor | OnyxPhoenix | fqgvj0p | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Force push to master, nobody is stopping you!<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I'm still only so-so at git myself, but always pull before you push<|eor|><|sor|>Using branches and pull requests make this easier.
Generally youre t... | 121 |
programmerhumor | XanderAG | fqguhul | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: it's a school project with 2 other teammates...<|eor|><|sor|>That is really sad...<|eor|><|sor|>Whats sad about that?<|eor|><|sor|>He's doing all the work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | uglyasablasphemy | fqgva4x | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dont forget to add comment "good job"<|eor|><|sor|>"LGTM"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | kopczak1995 | fqgtk1m | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: it's a school project with 2 other teammates...<|eor|><|sor|>That is really sad...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | kennethjor | fqguiz2 | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why are you not pushing to master directly then? (Honest question because I barely do pull requests as long as we are working with a lot of people on it)<|eor|><|sor|>To have a record of it. If OP is also using a ticketing system th... | 76 |
programmerhumor | WerewolfCustoms | fqgtea2 | <|sols|><|sot|>true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ohly4ex2hy41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once did this on a live stream on Twitch. Even though there was just a couple of people watching, I got bombarded with comments that I should never do that. :)
The alternative is that the code never gets approved and merged since... | 63 |
programmerhumor | Portugal_Stronk | ogtptv | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,479 |
programmerhumor | MischiefArchitect | h4kytuq | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Back then dark mode was default in monitors. It was the WYSIWYG disease in the late 80's and early 90's that got the idea of having paper white backgrounds, for reasons I never understood.<|eor|><|eo... | 2,636 |
programmerhumor | stangelm | h4lbgfl | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>It seems like we're standing on the shoulders of giants but with rare exceptions it's always been this way. Those giants are actually three smaller programmers in a trench coat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 1,338 |
programmerhumor | czaki | h4l0mfb | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>If i have a day to write for loop I think that my programs could be bug free.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 878 |
programmerhumor | Ariane_16 | h4le1b7 | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>yeah but punch cards didnt shine with the power of a thousand suns and you didnt have to look at them 25 hours a day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 558 |
programmerhumor | vigilantcomicpenguin | h4m19zg | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>It seems like we're standing on the shoulders of giants but with rare exceptions it's always been this way. Those giants are actually three smaller programmers in a trench coat.<|eor|><|sor|>Consider... | 475 |
programmerhumor | Pony_Roleplayer | h4l6n0x | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Back then dark mode was default in monitors. It was the WYSIWYG disease in the late 80's and early 90's that got the idea of having paper white backgrounds, for reasons I never understood.<|eor|><|so... | 391 |
programmerhumor | tube32 | h4l728l | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>If i have a day to write for loop I think that my programs could be bug free.<|eor|><|sor|>I still sometimes feel anxious before I write a while loop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 368 |
programmerhumor | EuroPolice | h4lkvn3 | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Back then dark mode was default in monitors. It was the WYSIWYG disease in the late 80's and early 90's that got the idea of having paper white backgrounds, for reasons I never understood.<|eor|><|so... | 360 |
programmerhumor | Feynt | h4laru9 | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>bug free lmaoooooo<|eor|><|sor|>It had to be. You would submit your cards, wait a week, and then receive your tray of cards back with a red mark over the line(s) that caused problems. You would fix... | 292 |
programmerhumor | dannymcgee | h4ld9r3 | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>bug free lmaoooooo<|eor|><|sor|>It had to be. You would submit your cards, wait a week, and then receive your tray of cards back with a red mark over the line(s) that caused problems. You would fix... | 268 |
programmerhumor | Cheet4h | h4l7j3i | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Back then dark mode was default in monitors. It was the WYSIWYG disease in the late 80's and early 90's that got the idea of having paper white backgrounds, for reasons I never understood.<|eor|><|so... | 259 |
programmerhumor | BizWax | h4ldkis | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>bug free lmaoooooo<|eor|><|sor|>It had to be. You would submit your cards, wait a week, and then receive your tray of cards back with a red mark over the line(s) that caused problems. You would fix... | 221 |
programmerhumor | Bwob | h4lf13j | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Back then dark mode was default in monitors. It was the WYSIWYG disease in the late 80's and early 90's that got the idea of having paper white backgrounds, for reasons I never understood.<|eor|><|so... | 180 |
programmerhumor | try4gain | h4llt5q | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>yeah but punch cards didnt shine with the power of a thousand suns and you didnt have to look at them 25 hours a day<|eor|><|sor|>*cries in the ease of modern life*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | Geomaxmas | h4lxwah | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Back then dark mode was default in monitors. It was the WYSIWYG disease in the late 80's and early 90's that got the idea of having paper white backgrounds, for reasons I never understood.<|eor|><|so... | 176 |
programmerhumor | Awanderinglolplayer | h4lewx0 | <|sols|><|sot|>How am I even supposed to work like this :(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o0hr3le7b6a71.png<|eol|><|sor|>bug free lmaoooooo<|eor|><|sor|>It had to be. You would submit your cards, wait a week, and then receive your tray of cards back with a red mark over the line(s) that caused problems. You would fix... | 176 |
programmerhumor | neerajmishra94 | 77lulc | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,418 |
programmerhumor | jensenj2 | domvmvv | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too right. The fresh graduate job search is a royal pain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,446 |
programmerhumor | ZombieShellback | don156a | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My senior year, one of my professors told us to ignore the job requirements. Not only because the worst they can do is say no, but also because they usually post the skills of the guy LEAVING the post. Sure, he may hav... | 1,606 |
programmerhumor | jkure2 | domy4h3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too right. The fresh graduate job search is a royal pain<|eor|><|sor|>Apply *everywhere*
Ignore their experience requirements.
Come up with a few resume/cover letters specific to the kind of work you're looking at (I... | 1,548 |
programmerhumor | SteroidSandwich | domxjnq | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All experience and no pay makes Jack a dull boy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,393 |
programmerhumor | Ninjabassist777 | don5u11 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My senior year, one of my professors told us to ignore the job requirements. Not only because the worst they can do is say no, but also because they usually post the skills of the guy LEAVING the post. Sure, he may hav... | 873 |
programmerhumor | girl_repellant | don3dok | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh yeah, I got a call back recently to make $36k to be the head of a pretty large department of an international company... Or I could just go be an assistant manager at Kmart and make more than that.
To be clear, ... | 742 |
programmerhumor | Dameon_ | don1rxu | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Must have 10 years experience in a 2 year old language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 528 |
programmerhumor | nss68 | donccbc | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My senior year, one of my professors told us to ignore the job requirements. Not only because the worst they can do is say no, but also because they usually post the skills of the guy LEAVING the post. Sure, he may hav... | 468 |
programmerhumor | jensenj2 | don2va6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too right. The fresh graduate job search is a royal pain<|eor|><|sor|>Apply *everywhere*
Ignore their experience requirements.
Come up with a few resume/cover letters specific to the kind of work you're looking at (I... | 454 |
programmerhumor | justanotherkenny | domzwsn | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All experience and no pay makes Jack a dull boy<|eor|><|sor|>*poor boy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 375 |
programmerhumor | bsep1 | don3gl8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too right. The fresh graduate job search is a royal pain<|eor|><|sor|>Apply *everywhere*
Ignore their experience requirements.
Come up with a few resume/cover letters specific to the kind of work you're looking at (I... | 373 |
programmerhumor | MyDongIsSoBig | don09aj | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even though its a joke, posts like this makes me realise how lucky I am to have my job. Good luck to everyone out there looking for dev jobs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 334 |
programmerhumor | inconspicuous_male | don3l6w | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Too right. The fresh graduate job search is a royal pain<|eor|><|sor|>Apply *everywhere*
Ignore their experience requirements.
Come up with a few resume/cover letters specific to the kind of work you're looking at (I... | 316 |
programmerhumor | st3dy | don28i1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* How long did you work during your last job? *30 years.*
* Your age? *20 years.*
* You are 20 and you have 30 years of experience. How's that? **Overtime **
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 299 |
programmerhumor | oditogre | donaqoz | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In all honesty (maybe just a regional thing, though? - Colorado), what I see more of is companies with like, 3 openings for Senior / Lead / etc. type roles, and those openings *stay* open for months and months and mont... | 285 |
programmerhumor | scottperezfox | donesa7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We want someone with the wisdom of a 60-year-old, the experience of a 50-year-old, the instincts of a 40-year-old, the ambition of a 30-year-old, the energy of a 20-year-old, who we can pay like a 10-year-old.<|eor|><|... | 268 |
programmerhumor | 28f272fe556a1363cc31 | don8t56 | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Okay if I rant for a minute?
A local newspaper recently had an interview with a local high tech company in which the CEO complained about how hard it was to find and keep local talented people.
Well, no duh!
... | 248 |
programmerhumor | rufrtho | done2im | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My senior year, one of my professors told us to ignore the job requirements. Not only because the worst they can do is say no, but also because they usually post the skills of the guy LEAVING the post. Sure, he may hav... | 231 |
programmerhumor | ReGuess | don0roz | <|sols|><|sot|>Job postings these days..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1d1vcexiezsz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All experience and no pay makes Jack a dull boy<|eor|><|sor|>*poor boy<|eor|><|sor|>Spare him his life from this monstrosity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | Mech-maniac | r3cc80 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,411 |
programmerhumor | lapislazli | hmakgrb | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of our software directors, lets call him Cain, was storing passwords for an internal tool in plaintext but saying he was hashing them so I made my password FuckCain666 because I knew he would see it but not be a... | 3,948 |
programmerhumor | Komarara | hm9n1r0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like semicolon<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,761 |
programmerhumor | joten70 | hm9z74q | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like semicolon<|eor|><|sor|>All my passwords look like sql injection<|eor|><|sor|>```p@ssw0rd'); drop table passwords;--```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,569 |
programmerhumor | illpallozzo | hm9nq8h | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like semicolon<|eor|><|sor|>All my passwords look like sql injection<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,154 |
programmerhumor | stackoverflow21 | hm9sufv | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My password contains a linefeed and eof character.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,071 |
programmerhumor | VelionaVollerei | hma5ml2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like semicolon<|eor|><|sor|>All my passwords look like sql injection<|eor|><|sor|>```p@ssw0rd'); drop table passwords;--```<|eor|><|sor|>Little bobby password<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,965 |
programmerhumor | Charyou-Tree | hmal7l8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Special Characters may Only include ! * $ or @"
I hate stupid password restrictions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,794 |
programmerhumor | cuplizian | hmab1s6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like semicolon<|eor|><|sor|>All my passwords look like sql injection<|eor|><|sor|>```p@ssw0rd'); drop table passwords;--```<|eor|><|sor|>Little bobby password<|eor|><|sor|>[obligatory relevant xkcd](https://xkc... | 1,333 |
programmerhumor | zoran1204 | hm9t6yz | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Csvs are resistant to this:
"username","not ""my"" password,;"
It can even handle newlines just fine<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,264 |
programmerhumor | blehmann1 | hmbqo57 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Special Characters may Only include ! * $ or @"
I hate stupid password restrictions.<|eor|><|sor|>My bank validated its password restrictions when you set a password and when you login. Problem was, I was able to ... | 1,095 |
programmerhumor | SureNiceNeat | hmbhtl1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of our software directors, lets call him Cain, was storing passwords for an internal tool in plaintext but saying he was hashing them so I made my password FuckCain666 because I knew he would see it but not be a... | 1,050 |
programmerhumor | Armor_of_Inferno | hmah7jx | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like semicolon<|eor|><|sor|>All my passwords look like sql injection<|eor|><|sor|>```p@ssw0rd'); drop table passwords;--```<|eor|><|sor|>Little bobby password<|eor|><|sor|>[obligatory relevant xkcd](https://xkc... | 1,021 |
programmerhumor | thegovortator | hma7yov | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Password: =if(password=notpassword,password,notpassword)
That way when they open the spreadsheet it says notpassword as my password lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 852 |
programmerhumor | Spekingur | hmalm0w | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My password contains a linefeed and eof character.<|eor|><|sor|>Mine contain the full script of the Titanic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 807 |
programmerhumor | TheTerrasque | hmahcm7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this, had to share here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0rrilc61q4281.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Csvs are resistant to this:
"username","not ""my"" password,;"
It can even handle newlines just fine<|eor|><|sor|>Resistant, but not impervious. Source: million dollar salesforce migration that got set back months... | 647 |
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