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programmingcirclejerk | closer_now | i0glle9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I wish more people would use .NET ecosystem instead of Go, which is pushed by Google so Google can make more money.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30655181<|eol|><|sor|>smartest c# developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | smurfkiller013 | i0gxl4y | <|sols|><|sot|>I wish more people would use .NET ecosystem instead of Go, which is pushed by Google so Google can make more money.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30655181<|eol|><|sor|>I wish more people would use Kotlin instead of Go, which is pushed by JetBrains so JetBrains can make more money.<|eor|><|sor|>It even has generics
# <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | i0igdtk | <|sols|><|sot|>I wish more people would use .NET ecosystem instead of Go, which is pushed by Google so Google can make more money.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30655181<|eol|><|sor|>Poor Microsoft, by contrast, is just trying to do the right thing.<|eor|><|sor|>Microsoft is my favorite non-profit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | doyouevensunbro | i0gblf3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I wish more people would use .NET ecosystem instead of Go, which is pushed by Google so Google can make more money.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30655181<|eol|><|sor|>Poor Microsoft, by contrast, is just trying to do the right thing.<|eor|><|soopr|>Clearly, the 'G' in Go stands for 'greed'<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Its pretty well known that Rob Pike only works for chests full of gold doubloons<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProgrammersAreSexy | i0hywx2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I wish more people would use .NET ecosystem instead of Go, which is pushed by Google so Google can make more money.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30655181<|eol|><|sor|>I would never use a corporate Microsoft platform like .NET I prefer hip and open-source tools like TypeScript and VS Code <|eor|><|sor|>Well thanks for cmnt, but i think you should read a little about net 6 stack, because you can even use vscode to build your dotnet apps<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
Oh don't worry, I unironically love the current .NET platform. I would rather claw my own eyes out than develop on a windows machine or pay for a $1200 visual studio license but now that the Linux development experience is so good on .NET I think it is probably the best server-side development platform on the market right now.
If they would just rebrand .NET Core to "Orion" or some shit then it would probably catch on like wildfire.
/rj
Isn't C# basically just java?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | Languorous-Owl | sbowtb | <|sols|><|sot|>The latest C++ standard was ratified in December of 2020. If you think C++ is old, you're the boomer<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sbie7k/comment/hu11tie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmingcirclejerk | lampasialex | hu1ir0n | <|sols|><|sot|>The latest C++ standard was ratified in December of 2020. If you think C++ is old, you're the boomer<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sbie7k/comment/hu11tie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Last I checked, Rust had no standards, it's always the cutting-edge in language design. Checkmate C(++?)niles.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmingcirclejerk | average_emacs_user | hu1tm6w | <|sols|><|sot|>The latest C++ standard was ratified in December of 2020. If you think C++ is old, you're the boomer<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sbie7k/comment/hu11tie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>If I am old, how come the most recent version of myself only exists since this moment? Checkmate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmingcirclejerk | witcher_rat | hu1rktz | <|sols|><|sot|>The latest C++ standard was ratified in December of 2020. If you think C++ is old, you're the boomer<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sbie7k/comment/hu11tie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Last I checked, Rust had no standards, it's always the cutting-edge in language design. Checkmate C(++?)niles.<|eor|><|sor|>> Rust had no standards
On the contrary, Rust has the highest moral standards!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmingcirclejerk | cashto | hu1w2yz | <|sols|><|sot|>The latest C++ standard was ratified in December of 2020. If you think C++ is old, you're the boomer<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sbie7k/comment/hu11tie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>It's true, and it's like a different language every time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | lorslara2000 | hu254ac | <|sols|><|sot|>The latest C++ standard was ratified in December of 2020. If you think C++ is old, you're the boomer<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sbie7k/comment/hu11tie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>It's true, and it's like a different language every time.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>More is more. It's called C++, not C--<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmingcirclejerk | ohforth | hu22vdl | <|sols|><|sot|>The latest C++ standard was ratified in December of 2020. If you think C++ is old, you're the boomer<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sbie7k/comment/hu11tie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>The latest Fortran standard was released in November 2018. If you think Fortran is old, you're the silent generation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmingcirclejerk | AprilSpektra | hu41c45 | <|sols|><|sot|>The latest C++ standard was ratified in December of 2020. If you think C++ is old, you're the boomer<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sbie7k/comment/hu11tie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>It's true, and it's like a different language every time.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"In the new C++ standard, we've added an eleventh way to do lambdas, and it's the ugliest one yet!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | hu29bul | <|sols|><|sot|>The latest C++ standard was ratified in December of 2020. If you think C++ is old, you're the boomer<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sbie7k/comment/hu11tie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>A 90 year old man had a haircut. If you think he is old you are a prewar baby.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | grapesmoker | hu34h5g | <|sols|><|sot|>The latest C++ standard was ratified in December of 2020. If you think C++ is old, you're the boomer<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sbie7k/comment/hu11tie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>It's true, and it's like a different language every time.<|eor|><|sor|>C++ simply devours smaller languages and absorbs their powers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | synkill1 | hu22os4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The latest C++ standard was ratified in December of 2020. If you think C++ is old, you're the boomer<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sbie7k/comment/hu11tie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Last I checked, Rust had no standards, it's always the cutting-edge in language design. Checkmate C(++?)niles.<|eor|><|sor|>> Rust had no standards
On the contrary, Rust has the highest moral standards!<|eor|><|sor|>Standard published in 1486. under title Malleus Maleficarum. During 16th century there was some confusion about cause of long compile times leading to more or less gruesome executions of number of persons. In order to redeem for this troubled history modern incarnation of language adopted syntax both cryptic and painful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | hu2lzac | <|sols|><|sot|>The latest C++ standard was ratified in December of 2020. If you think C++ is old, you're the boomer<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sbie7k/comment/hu11tie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Last I checked, Rust had no standards, it's always the cutting-edge in language design. Checkmate C(++?)niles.<|eor|><|sor|>> Rust had no standards
Plaudits to all involved for being so inclusive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | robchroma | hu2ypzv | <|sols|><|sot|>The latest C++ standard was ratified in December of 2020. If you think C++ is old, you're the boomer<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sbie7k/comment/hu11tie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>It's true, and it's like a different language every time.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Every time they have a symposium, they have to evaluate the name, leading to unbounded growth. It's unlikely to ever roll over, but if it ever does, the language may disappear and they'll start over.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | fnordulicious | hu4110z | <|sols|><|sot|>The latest C++ standard was ratified in December of 2020. If you think C++ is old, you're the boomer<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sbie7k/comment/hu11tie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>The latest Fortran standard was released in November 2018. If you think Fortran is old, you're the silent generation<|eor|><|sor|>If you dont program by changing vacuum tubes, are you really programming?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | james_pic | hu2f1ew | <|sols|><|sot|>The latest C++ standard was ratified in December of 2020. If you think C++ is old, you're the boomer<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sbie7k/comment/hu11tie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Last I checked, Rust had no standards, it's always the cutting-edge in language design. Checkmate C(++?)niles.<|eor|><|sor|>> Rust had no standards
On the contrary, Rust has the highest moral standards!<|eor|><|sor|>But only in nightly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | Shikadi297 | hu4c76x | <|sols|><|sot|>The latest C++ standard was ratified in December of 2020. If you think C++ is old, you're the boomer<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/sbie7k/comment/hu11tie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>
C++ represents an aggregation of language evolution.
It's been around since the 80s. Yes, it's evolved reasonably well with the times, all things considered.
To say it isn't old though is like...huh?
Clang's codebase uses 14 by default. Same with Ue4.
The more reliable standard is 8 years old.
17/20 are rarely used because of this.<|eor|><|sor|>Haha lol the 80s were 40 years ago lol you gen x boomer z<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | RepresentativeNo6029 | qog74x | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmingcirclejerk | BoatRepairWarren | hjnkceh | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|sor|>Could you please point out which part of
class MonadStrip s where strip ::
(Monad m, MonadTrans t) => s t m a -> t m a -> m a
you find difficult to understand?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmingcirclejerk | Haugerud | hjndepf | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|soopr|>Functional circlejerkers deserve their own sub<|eoopr|><|sor|>Of course, wouldn't want to destructively update the original one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | RepresentativeNo6029 | hjmuuk9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|soopr|>I mean, what do you mean by `print()`? No monad, no gonad, what kind of hillbilly are you<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | lambda-male | hjnnrxs | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|sor|>Haskellers love to pretend they're little babies whose heads explode from having to simulate the littlest amount of imperative execution in their heads. Why can't they just admit they use Haskell because it looks nice and feels good.
(In reality they're always 100Xers which are also better at imperative programming than the finest wagie. They're even better at assembly, someone has to write the runtimes and read the cursed GHC outputs.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | RepresentativeNo6029 | hjmueoz | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|soopr|>Functional circlejerkers deserve their own sub<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | crossroads1112 | hjnpsk3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|sor|>Breaking: someone with a background in mathematics prefers a language where functions more closely resemble mathematical functions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | RepresentativeNo6029 | hjmu8r2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|soopr|>Church of Haskal forbids impure thoughts and is the only true believer.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | lambda-male | hjnnwvc | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|sor|>Could you please point out which part of
class MonadStrip s where strip ::
(Monad m, MonadTrans t) => s t m a -> t m a -> m a
you find difficult to understand?<|eor|><|sor|>The broken formatting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | RustEvangelist10xer | hjnox9g | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|sor|>Haskellers love to pretend they're little babies whose heads explode from having to simulate the littlest amount of imperative execution in their heads. Why can't they just admit they use Haskell because it looks nice and feels good.
(In reality they're always 100Xers which are also better at imperative programming than the finest wagie. They're even better at assembly, someone has to write the runtimes and read the cursed GHC outputs.)<|eor|><|sor|>>Why can't they just admit they use Haskell because it looks nice and feels good.
We do not write ethical code because it is nice or feels good, we do it simply because that's the only right way to do things; it just makes sense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | hjnujmz | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|sor|>Haskellers love to pretend they're little babies whose heads explode from having to simulate the littlest amount of imperative execution in their heads. Why can't they just admit they use Haskell because it looks nice and feels good.
(In reality they're always 100Xers which are also better at imperative programming than the finest wagie. They're even better at assembly, someone has to write the runtimes and read the cursed GHC outputs.)<|eor|><|sor|>> Why can't they just admit they use Haskell because it looks nice and feels good.
Job centre would cut off their jobseekers allowance<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | uardum | hjnt6cd | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|sor|>Being employable is too hard for me. I needed a programming language that allows me to stay unemployed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | tripsafe | hjnagbs | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|soopr|>Church of Haskal forbids impure thoughts and is the only true believer.<|eoopr|><|sor|>> Church of Haskell
Is that a reference to church numerals in lambda calculus. Just had a bad flashback to my programming languages class which also had haskell<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | BoatRepairWarren | hjnl7x7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|soopr|>Church of Haskal forbids impure thoughts and is the only true believer.<|eoopr|><|sor|>> Church of Haskell
Is that a reference to church numerals in lambda calculus. Just had a bad flashback to my programming languages class which also had haskell<|eor|><|sor|>>Is that a reference to church numerals in lambda calculus
Unconfirmed evidence suggests that if it's either immutable or functional than it's a reference to lamba calculus.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | BoatRepairWarren | hjnln5y | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|soopr|>Functional circlejerkers deserve their own sub<|eoopr|><|sor|>Of course, wouldn't want to destructively update the original one.<|eor|><|sor|>it's like phisicaly and literally impossible to update destructively in haskal because
* it wouldn't compile
* everything is immutable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | fiona1729 | hjp3qjo | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|sor|>Haskellers love to pretend they're little babies whose heads explode from having to simulate the littlest amount of imperative execution in their heads. Why can't they just admit they use Haskell because it looks nice and feels good.
(In reality they're always 100Xers which are also better at imperative programming than the finest wagie. They're even better at assembly, someone has to write the runtimes and read the cursed GHC outputs.)<|eor|><|sor|>You missed the subgroup of haskellers who are academics writing research code and therefore they are actually so removed from industry they think that a QuasicoherentMonoidOptic is self explanatory, idiomatic code.
/uj
Like half of the responses to a "what do you actually write for your job" in r/Haskell were people using Haskell for a thesis
/rj<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | ffscc | hjppgn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|sor|>Haskellers love to pretend they're little babies whose heads explode from having to simulate the littlest amount of imperative execution in their heads. Why can't they just admit they use Haskell because it looks nice and feels good.
(In reality they're always 100Xers which are also better at imperative programming than the finest wagie. They're even better at assembly, someone has to write the runtimes and read the cursed GHC outputs.)<|eor|><|sor|>You missed the subgroup of haskellers who are academics writing research code and therefore they are actually so removed from industry they think that a QuasicoherentMonoidOptic is self explanatory, idiomatic code.
/uj
Like half of the responses to a "what do you actually write for your job" in r/Haskell were people using Haskell for a thesis
/rj<|eor|><|sor|>Wagies associate "purity" in Haskell with pure functions and the like, but what they don't understand is that all Haskell code is pure because it was written for its own sake. Explaining this to the laboring programmer is like explaining color to someone who has only looked through monochrome eyes.
And to the rustaceans reading this, how can code produced under coercion be considered "moral", in any sense of the word? Your ilk are the useful idiots of computing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | roguas | hjohoey | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|sor|>Haskellers love to pretend they're little babies whose heads explode from having to simulate the littlest amount of imperative execution in their heads. Why can't they just admit they use Haskell because it looks nice and feels good.
(In reality they're always 100Xers which are also better at imperative programming than the finest wagie. They're even better at assembly, someone has to write the runtimes and read the cursed GHC outputs.)<|eor|><|sor|>Haskell is x10 larping. Oh what is this silly smooth brain code you written. Herp derp cant read it. Until you form your own subgroup of "lets make haskell simple again".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | grapesmoker | hju0zce | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
If they're a math PhD with little to no programming background then I can see how they find Haskell easier. After all Haskell is quite open about borrowing a bulk of its syntax from math notation<|eor|><|sor|>except that a great deal of Haskell actually bears almost no resemblance at all to commonly used mathematical notation and this is a just-so story they keep telling themselves and others<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | UnheardIdentity | hjomzcu | <|sols|><|sot|>I learned Haskell simply because Python was too hard for me. I needed an easier programming language<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/qoan1z/comment/hjltyhe/<|eol|><|sor|>The dude is obviously quite knowledgeable and seemingly very talented. I hope he chooses the career in industry and quits lecturing.
Just imagine the kind of buzzwords his 0.1xer would come up after such explanation:
>Haskell type signatures already look a whole lot like the notation we use for functions, and pattern matching is just defining piecewise functions. Haskell types are sufficiently like sets to where all I really had to do was learn a translation between set-theoretic constructions and Haskell datatype definitions, and then I was off writing programs.
Something like the syntax of a static language?
>I still do find most Python code I encounter to be rather confusing and most Haskell code I encounter to be fairly apprehensible (if not always straightforward)
Sounds reasonable, nothing surprising here
>Perhaps the best reason I can give for learning Haskell: it has an uncannily-high ratio of essential knowledge to incidental knowledge. Essential knowledge are the facts that be as they are simply because they could not be any other way.
like shared libraries or runtime? I didn't get that trick with the knowledge thingy though, presumably some ML crap.
>Incidental Knowledge are the facts that be as they are simply because someone decided it's going to be that way; in other words, tedious bullshit.
At least we can git blame and find the moron. It's nice to feel superior. Don't worry if you feel a little morality guilty in the beginning, it will pass.
>Programming as a discipline is dominated by incidental knowledge that you kinda just have to memorize, because there's no way to reason-out the correct answer. Haskell is the first modern language where you can reason-out things. Haskell makes sense in ways that mainstream programming languages do not.
It's not uncommon to be assigned on teams with huge codebases of questionable quality. You'll have to accept and learn it if you want be a valuable contributor.<|eor|><|sor|>You lost bro?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | YM_Industries | pxo745 | <|sols|><|sot|>Java [...] is perhaps the biggest multi-level marketing scam in history [...] don't let the soy betas over at Oracle, Google and Microsoft lead you astray, true sigmas use vector languages<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.facebook.com/utsconfessions/posts/1812984172219163<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmingcirclejerk | m50d | heox7od | <|sols|><|sot|>Java [...] is perhaps the biggest multi-level marketing scam in history [...] don't let the soy betas over at Oracle, Google and Microsoft lead you astray, true sigmas use vector languages<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.facebook.com/utsconfessions/posts/1812984172219163<|eol|><|sor|>> Teach junior programmers to write verbose code with shoddy and unwieldy abstractions so later they can be highly paid senior programmers that force junior programmers to do the same thing. then they'll go speak at a conference about so called "readable" code and chastise APL sigma males because they would much rather read 800 billion lines of code filled with AbstractBehaviourServiceFactories than learn about a handful of new operators.
Had to skip the part that hit too close to home OP?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | hepamat | <|sols|><|sot|>Java [...] is perhaps the biggest multi-level marketing scam in history [...] don't let the soy betas over at Oracle, Google and Microsoft lead you astray, true sigmas use vector languages<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.facebook.com/utsconfessions/posts/1812984172219163<|eol|><|sor|>sigmas? I only listen to lambda males<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmingcirclejerk | lambda-male | hepbdbf | <|sols|><|sot|>Java [...] is perhaps the biggest multi-level marketing scam in history [...] don't let the soy betas over at Oracle, Google and Microsoft lead you astray, true sigmas use vector languages<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.facebook.com/utsconfessions/posts/1812984172219163<|eol|><|sor|>sigmas? I only listen to lambda males<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmingcirclejerk | 10xelectronguru | heow833 | <|sols|><|sot|>Java [...] is perhaps the biggest multi-level marketing scam in history [...] don't let the soy betas over at Oracle, Google and Microsoft lead you astray, true sigmas use vector languages<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.facebook.com/utsconfessions/posts/1812984172219163<|eol|><|sor|>lol facebook.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | YM_Industries | hep2pm3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Java [...] is perhaps the biggest multi-level marketing scam in history [...] don't let the soy betas over at Oracle, Google and Microsoft lead you astray, true sigmas use vector languages<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.facebook.com/utsconfessions/posts/1812984172219163<|eol|><|sor|>Crazy people<|eor|><|soopr|>I actually think it's manufactured jerk. Fortunately for me, the mods (in their infinite wisdom) recently removed the rule against manufactured jerk.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | YM_Industries | hep2oaz | <|sols|><|sot|>Java [...] is perhaps the biggest multi-level marketing scam in history [...] don't let the soy betas over at Oracle, Google and Microsoft lead you astray, true sigmas use vector languages<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.facebook.com/utsconfessions/posts/1812984172219163<|eol|><|sor|>> Teach junior programmers to write verbose code with shoddy and unwieldy abstractions so later they can be highly paid senior programmers that force junior programmers to do the same thing. then they'll go speak at a conference about so called "readable" code and chastise APL sigma males because they would much rather read 800 billion lines of code filled with AbstractBehaviourServiceFactories than learn about a handful of new operators.
Had to skip the part that hit too close to home OP?<|eor|><|soopr|>I wanted to include the whole thing, but I didn't want the title to be too long.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | YM_Industries | hepmehe | <|sols|><|sot|>Java [...] is perhaps the biggest multi-level marketing scam in history [...] don't let the soy betas over at Oracle, Google and Microsoft lead you astray, true sigmas use vector languages<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.facebook.com/utsconfessions/posts/1812984172219163<|eol|><|sor|>where's the jerk? Java is an MLM<|eor|><|soopr|>No you see it's not an MLM, it's a FactoryFactory architecture.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hep4itf | <|sols|><|sot|>Java [...] is perhaps the biggest multi-level marketing scam in history [...] don't let the soy betas over at Oracle, Google and Microsoft lead you astray, true sigmas use vector languages<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.facebook.com/utsconfessions/posts/1812984172219163<|eol|><|sor|>> Soy betas at google MS
> sigma vector language
So, does sigma mean broke and smells bad?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | recycle4science | hepmvlz | <|sols|><|sot|>Java [...] is perhaps the biggest multi-level marketing scam in history [...] don't let the soy betas over at Oracle, Google and Microsoft lead you astray, true sigmas use vector languages<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.facebook.com/utsconfessions/posts/1812984172219163<|eol|><|sor|>Am soy boy, wft is vector language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | YM_Industries | hepn3fk | <|sols|><|sot|>Java [...] is perhaps the biggest multi-level marketing scam in history [...] don't let the soy betas over at Oracle, Google and Microsoft lead you astray, true sigmas use vector languages<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.facebook.com/utsconfessions/posts/1812984172219163<|eol|><|sor|>Am soy boy, wft is vector language<|eor|><|soopr|>Bing it, 1xer.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | hepawr8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Java [...] is perhaps the biggest multi-level marketing scam in history [...] don't let the soy betas over at Oracle, Google and Microsoft lead you astray, true sigmas use vector languages<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.facebook.com/utsconfessions/posts/1812984172219163<|eol|><|sor|>where's the jerk? Java is an MLM<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | hepaxf0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Java [...] is perhaps the biggest multi-level marketing scam in history [...] don't let the soy betas over at Oracle, Google and Microsoft lead you astray, true sigmas use vector languages<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.facebook.com/utsconfessions/posts/1812984172219163<|eol|><|sor|>> Soy betas at google MS
> sigma vector language
So, does sigma mean broke and smells bad?<|eor|><|sor|>> broke and smells bad?
No, that's Haskal<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | dumbass_laundry | heqaqcf | <|sols|><|sot|>Java [...] is perhaps the biggest multi-level marketing scam in history [...] don't let the soy betas over at Oracle, Google and Microsoft lead you astray, true sigmas use vector languages<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.facebook.com/utsconfessions/posts/1812984172219163<|eol|><|sor|>lol facebook.<|eor|><|sor|>Going to Facebook to discuss programming is like going to the landfill to discuss ~~culinary arts~~ garbage<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | scroy | her2krk | <|sols|><|sot|>Java [...] is perhaps the biggest multi-level marketing scam in history [...] don't let the soy betas over at Oracle, Google and Microsoft lead you astray, true sigmas use vector languages<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.facebook.com/utsconfessions/posts/1812984172219163<|eol|><|sor|>Am soy boy, wft is vector language<|eor|><|sor|>`unjerk |>` I think they mean array-programming languages where vector operations are builtin like APL, J, uh... Matlab...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | UsingYourWifi | heq7apy | <|sols|><|sot|>Java [...] is perhaps the biggest multi-level marketing scam in history [...] don't let the soy betas over at Oracle, Google and Microsoft lead you astray, true sigmas use vector languages<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.facebook.com/utsconfessions/posts/1812984172219163<|eol|><|sor|>> Teach junior programmers to write verbose code with shoddy and unwieldy abstractions so later they can be highly paid senior programmers that force junior programmers to do the same thing. then they'll go speak at a conference about so called "readable" code and chastise APL sigma males because they would much rather read 800 billion lines of code filled with AbstractBehaviourServiceFactories than learn about a handful of new operators.
Had to skip the part that hit too close to home OP?<|eor|><|sor|>> they would much rather read 800 billion lines of code filled with AbstractBehaviourServiceFactories than learn about a handful of new operators
I'm in this comment and I don't like it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | scavno | hepd4rd | <|sols|><|sot|>Java [...] is perhaps the biggest multi-level marketing scam in history [...] don't let the soy betas over at Oracle, Google and Microsoft lead you astray, true sigmas use vector languages<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.facebook.com/utsconfessions/posts/1812984172219163<|eol|><|sor|>Sigma balls<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | ConcernedInScythe | hepi6cj | <|sols|><|sot|>Java [...] is perhaps the biggest multi-level marketing scam in history [...] don't let the soy betas over at Oracle, Google and Microsoft lead you astray, true sigmas use vector languages<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.facebook.com/utsconfessions/posts/1812984172219163<|eol|><|sor|>in my experience most of the people working in vector languages are random graduates from ireland<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | milkshakemahn | pmpmp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | hckdqfl | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Rust is fast as long as you don't use:
- the standard library hashmap
- the standard library mutex
- the standard library channels
- the standard library synchronization in general
- the standard library net handling
- the standard library
They specifically made the standard library small to prevent the issue where everyone uses flask and Django over your standard library http server and they still have too many unused batteries.
C was right to let their developers roll their own list and map implementations.<|eor|><|sor|>> C was right to let their developers roll their own list and map implementations.
that escalated fast<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmingcirclejerk | UnicornPrince4U | hckj6ml | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>Best Part:
>Have you tried profiling both versions?
OP Answer:
>Actually no I have not but I should try that. I've never used a profiler before so I'll have to do some research.
Peak stupidity leads to an existential crisis on r/rust for all the wrong reasons.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmingcirclejerk | SelfDistinction | hckvk7a | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>Best Part:
>Have you tried profiling both versions?
OP Answer:
>Actually no I have not but I should try that. I've never used a profiler before so I'll have to do some research.
Peak stupidity leads to an existential crisis on r/rust for all the wrong reasons.<|eor|><|sor|>Original C++ program, painfully crafted and optimized over the course of multiple years: is fast
Small rust project thrown together in a few weeks replacing carefully crafted code with strings, hashmaps and plenty of cloning: is not
r/rust: _impossible_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmingcirclejerk | SelfDistinction | hck1imp | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Rust is fast as long as you don't use:
- the standard library hashmap
- the standard library mutex
- the standard library channels
- the standard library synchronization in general
- the standard library net handling
- the standard library
They specifically made the standard library small to prevent the issue where everyone uses flask and Django over your standard library http server and they still have too many unused batteries.
C was right to let their developers roll their own list and map implementations.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | hckdz7h | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> Your inner instruction loop is using strings
> Edit: Due to help received here the emulator now runs at around 70FPS. Turns out a lot of time was spent performing HashMap lookups, String copying and string comparisons. Thanks everyone for your input!
This really confirms my priors<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | hclifad | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Rust is fast as long as you don't use:
- the standard library hashmap
- the standard library mutex
- the standard library channels
- the standard library synchronization in general
- the standard library net handling
- the standard library
They specifically made the standard library small to prevent the issue where everyone uses flask and Django over your standard library http server and they still have too many unused batteries.
C was right to let their developers roll their own list and map implementations.<|eor|><|sor|>>C was right to let their developers roll their own list and map implementations.
/uj i have come to believe this is more right than you know. if a coder can't make his own hashmap, then he doesn't deserve to use a hashmap<|eor|><|sor|>Libraries considered harmful<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmingcirclejerk | Karyo_Ten | hck38cz | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Rust is fast as long as you don't use:
- the standard library hashmap
- the standard library mutex
- the standard library channels
- the standard library synchronization in general
- the standard library net handling
- the standard library
They specifically made the standard library small to prevent the issue where everyone uses flask and Django over your standard library http server and they still have too many unused batteries.
C was right to let their developers roll their own list and map implementations.<|eor|><|sor|>`cargo install cult`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmingcirclejerk | 8bitslime | hclolqh | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> Your inner instruction loop is using strings
> Edit: Due to help received here the emulator now runs at around 70FPS. Turns out a lot of time was spent performing HashMap lookups, String copying and string comparisons. Thanks everyone for your input!
This really confirms my priors<|eor|><|sor|>Why would hashmap lookup be anything else than O(1)?<|eor|><|sor|>O(1) doesn't mean fast, it means it doesn't get any slower with more data.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hckdwwu | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Rust is fast as long as you don't use:
- the standard library hashmap
- the standard library mutex
- the standard library channels
- the standard library synchronization in general
- the standard library net handling
- the standard library
They specifically made the standard library small to prevent the issue where everyone uses flask and Django over your standard library http server and they still have too many unused batteries.
C was right to let their developers roll their own list and map implementations.<|eor|><|sor|>> C was right to let their developers roll their own list and map implementations.
that escalated fast<|eor|><|sor|>way too much violence for a sunday<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmingcirclejerk | sebamestre | hclh61t | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Rust is fast as long as you don't use:
- the standard library hashmap
- the standard library mutex
- the standard library channels
- the standard library synchronization in general
- the standard library net handling
- the standard library
They specifically made the standard library small to prevent the issue where everyone uses flask and Django over your standard library http server and they still have too many unused batteries.
C was right to let their developers roll their own list and map implementations.<|eor|><|sor|>>C was right to let their developers roll their own list and map implementations.
/uj i have come to believe this is more right than you know. if a coder can't make his own hashmap, then he doesn't deserve to use a hashmap<|eor|><|sor|>Lol implicit rejerk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | hckhecj | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>"Guys, [Rust] is so much faster if you know these little performance tricks/hacks" - the crabs, who think they're somehow unique<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | UnicornPrince4U | hcllr49 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>Best Part:
>Have you tried profiling both versions?
OP Answer:
>Actually no I have not but I should try that. I've never used a profiler before so I'll have to do some research.
Peak stupidity leads to an existential crisis on r/rust for all the wrong reasons.<|eor|><|sor|>Original C++ program, painfully crafted and optimized over the course of multiple years: is fast
Small rust project thrown together in a few weeks replacing carefully crafted code with strings, hashmaps and plenty of cloning: is not
r/rust: _impossible_<|eor|><|sor|>Thrown together by someone who doesn't realize that performance depends, in any part, on the hardware it's running on.
Then others troll through the code to find comparatively complex answers, before someone asks chicken little why she thinks the sky is falling.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | afdsadf | hckmhdz | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> Your inner instruction loop is using strings
> Edit: Due to help received here the emulator now runs at around 70FPS. Turns out a lot of time was spent performing HashMap lookups, String copying and string comparisons. Thanks everyone for your input!
This really confirms my priors<|eor|><|sor|>`sscanf(who_woulda_thunk, "%d", ¬_me)`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | hclu3is | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Rust is fast as long as you don't use:
- the standard library hashmap
- the standard library mutex
- the standard library channels
- the standard library synchronization in general
- the standard library net handling
- the standard library
They specifically made the standard library small to prevent the issue where everyone uses flask and Django over your standard library http server and they still have too many unused batteries.
C was right to let their developers roll their own list and map implementations.<|eor|><|sor|>>C was right to let their developers roll their own list and map implementations.
/uj i have come to believe this is more right than you know. if a coder can't make his own hashmap, then he doesn't deserve to use a hashmap<|eor|><|sor|>/r/programmingcirclejerk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | Geniusaur | hckwezj | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> Your inner instruction loop is using strings
> Edit: Due to help received here the emulator now runs at around 70FPS. Turns out a lot of time was spent performing HashMap lookups, String copying and string comparisons. Thanks everyone for your input!
This really confirms my priors<|eor|><|sor|>Why would hashmap lookup be anything else than O(1)?<|eor|><|sor|>i mean it is O(1), but more like O(a big number)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | Evinceo | hcl4i6n | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Rust is fast as long as you don't use:
- the standard library hashmap
- the standard library mutex
- the standard library channels
- the standard library synchronization in general
- the standard library net handling
- the standard library
They specifically made the standard library small to prevent the issue where everyone uses flask and Django over your standard library http server and they still have too many unused batteries.
C was right to let their developers roll their own list and map implementations.<|eor|><|sor|>Safe, Fast, Writable. Pick two.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | hcmscup | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Rust is fast as long as you don't use:
- the standard library hashmap
- the standard library mutex
- the standard library channels
- the standard library synchronization in general
- the standard library net handling
- the standard library
They specifically made the standard library small to prevent the issue where everyone uses flask and Django over your standard library http server and they still have too many unused batteries.
C was right to let their developers roll their own list and map implementations.<|eor|><|sor|>>C was right to let their developers roll their own list and map implementations.
/uj i have come to believe this is more right than you know. if a coder can't make his own hashmap, then he doesn't deserve to use a hashmap<|eor|><|sor|>I can make a hashmap, so this comment feels good and gives me a big throbbing erection, but I don't know how you can in good conscience type this with /uj.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
It's easy. I've interviewed a lot of people, and I always ask two questions:
1. What's the difference between an array and a linked list?
2. How does a hashmap work?
And invariably the only good candidates were the ones who could answer both questions. All I ask is that people understand how basic data structures work, and somehow that's still too fucking much! Programming is an engineering field, not charity make-work for webshits who couldn't fool anyone else into hiring them.<|eor|><|sor|>1. A linked list is easier to turn into fuel for Leetcode problems
2. It's like a JavaScript object, but with numbers instead of strings<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | CallMeAnanda | hcmfc9p | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Rust is fast as long as you don't use:
- the standard library hashmap
- the standard library mutex
- the standard library channels
- the standard library synchronization in general
- the standard library net handling
- the standard library
They specifically made the standard library small to prevent the issue where everyone uses flask and Django over your standard library http server and they still have too many unused batteries.
C was right to let their developers roll their own list and map implementations.<|eor|><|sor|>>C was right to let their developers roll their own list and map implementations.
/uj i have come to believe this is more right than you know. if a coder can't make his own hashmap, then he doesn't deserve to use a hashmap<|eor|><|sor|>I can make a hashmap, so this comment feels good and gives me a big throbbing erection, but I don't know how you can in good conscience type this with /uj.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | usernameqwerty005 | hcl233s | <|sols|><|sot|>Tried to re-write a C++ NES Emulator in Rust, now it runs more than 5 times slower (Yes I'm compiling with --release)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/pmo2l5/tried_to_rewrite_a_c_nes_emulator_in_rust_now_it/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> Your inner instruction loop is using strings
> Edit: Due to help received here the emulator now runs at around 70FPS. Turns out a lot of time was spent performing HashMap lookups, String copying and string comparisons. Thanks everyone for your input!
This really confirms my priors<|eor|><|sor|>Why would hashmap lookup be anything else than O(1)?<|eor|><|sor|>i mean it is O(1), but more like O(a big number)<|eor|><|sor|>Saw it's crypto safe. TIL.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | tesch34 | nerxgx | <|sols|><|sot|>The thing I hate about Rust the most is that all the other languages feel extra dumb and annoying once I learned borrowing, lifetimes etc.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/nejlf4/what_you_dont_like_about_rust/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmingcirclejerk | SlaimeLannister | gyhx2iv | <|sols|><|sot|>The thing I hate about Rust the most is that all the other languages feel extra dumb and annoying once I learned borrowing, lifetimes etc.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/nejlf4/what_you_dont_like_about_rust/<|eol|><|sor|>What is Rust's greatest weakness? Its perfection. It doesn't slow down for anybody and it just keeps improving. It makes so much sense that it dumbfounds developers that have grown accustomed to lesser languages. Rust doesn't take into account the industry's Stockholm Syndrome for languages that were not forged by God himself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | gyi2mya | <|sols|><|sot|>The thing I hate about Rust the most is that all the other languages feel extra dumb and annoying once I learned borrowing, lifetimes etc.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/nejlf4/what_you_dont_like_about_rust/<|eol|><|sor|>The thing I hate about Rust is that it's just the best.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | Reddit1396 | gyihuf5 | <|sols|><|sot|>The thing I hate about Rust the most is that all the other languages feel extra dumb and annoying once I learned borrowing, lifetimes etc.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/nejlf4/what_you_dont_like_about_rust/<|eol|><|sor|>the thing i hate about rust the most is that it doesnt help me make any friends<|eor|><|sor|>the compiler is your friend. You don't need anyone else.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | oryiesis | gyjib4b | <|sols|><|sot|>The thing I hate about Rust the most is that all the other languages feel extra dumb and annoying once I learned borrowing, lifetimes etc.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/nejlf4/what_you_dont_like_about_rust/<|eol|><|sor|>What is Rust's greatest weakness? Its perfection. It doesn't slow down for anybody and it just keeps improving. It makes so much sense that it dumbfounds developers that have grown accustomed to lesser languages. Rust doesn't take into account the industry's Stockholm Syndrome for languages that were not forged by God himself.<|eor|><|sor|>But when its slow to compile, i go and hug my girlfriend (something other redditors wouldnt know about). And then i come back, and the compilation is almost done. Rust makes me a better boyfriend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | darthbarracuda | gyiewlw | <|sols|><|sot|>The thing I hate about Rust the most is that all the other languages feel extra dumb and annoying once I learned borrowing, lifetimes etc.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/nejlf4/what_you_dont_like_about_rust/<|eol|><|sor|>the thing i hate about rust the most is that it doesnt help me make any friends<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | kredditacc96 | gyil3mv | <|sols|><|sot|>The thing I hate about Rust the most is that all the other languages feel extra dumb and annoying once I learned borrowing, lifetimes etc.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/nejlf4/what_you_dont_like_about_rust/<|eol|><|sor|>the thing i hate about rust the most is that it doesnt help me make any friends<|eor|><|sor|>the compiler is your friend. You don't need anyone else.<|eor|><|sor|>The Crab is best of fren, best fren protecc u from danger, best fren protecc u from yourself. The Crab tie u up to prevent u from hurting yourself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | YM_Industries | gyjdu2p | <|sols|><|sot|>The thing I hate about Rust the most is that all the other languages feel extra dumb and annoying once I learned borrowing, lifetimes etc.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/nejlf4/what_you_dont_like_about_rust/<|eol|><|sor|>the thing i hate about rust the most is that it doesnt help me make any friends<|eor|><|sor|>the compiler is your friend. You don't need anyone else.<|eor|><|sor|>The Crab is best of fren, best fren protecc u from danger, best fren protecc u from yourself. The Crab tie u up to prevent u from hurting yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't there a Rust waifu as well?
Edit: Well, idk about waifu, but there is a [moemorphism of Rust](https://mobile.twitter.com/maiRandomness/status/1011951419228852224).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | m50d | gykea1f | <|sols|><|sot|>The thing I hate about Rust the most is that all the other languages feel extra dumb and annoying once I learned borrowing, lifetimes etc.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/nejlf4/what_you_dont_like_about_rust/<|eol|><|sor|>What is Rust's greatest weakness? Its perfection. It doesn't slow down for anybody and it just keeps improving. It makes so much sense that it dumbfounds developers that have grown accustomed to lesser languages. Rust doesn't take into account the industry's Stockholm Syndrome for languages that were not forged by God himself.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol no HKT.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | canbweave | gyjrbr9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The thing I hate about Rust the most is that all the other languages feel extra dumb and annoying once I learned borrowing, lifetimes etc.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/nejlf4/what_you_dont_like_about_rust/<|eol|><|sor|>the thing i hate about rust the most is that it doesnt help me make any friends<|eor|><|sor|>the compiler is your friend. You don't need anyone else.<|eor|><|sor|>~~The compiler is your friend~~
The compiler is your daddy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | i1ffl0 | <|sols|><|sot|>deleted everything ... expunging this godforsaken product from the Earth<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/ryxcommar/fullstackexcel/pull/2<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmingcirclejerk | 28f272fe556a1363cc31 | fzxnd4j | <|sols|><|sot|>deleted everything ... expunging this godforsaken product from the Earth<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/ryxcommar/fullstackexcel/pull/2<|eol|><|sor|>Finally a reason to pick PHP: "It's not the worst option... Anymore."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | fzygtib | <|sols|><|sot|>deleted everything ... expunging this godforsaken product from the Earth<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/ryxcommar/fullstackexcel/pull/2<|eol|><|sor|>Finally, managers can use familiar tools to code. No need to hire developers anymore.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | MisterOfScience | fzyg4xf | <|sols|><|sot|>deleted everything ... expunging this godforsaken product from the Earth<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/ryxcommar/fullstackexcel/pull/2<|eol|><|sor|>How could they delete this masterpiece?
> Full Stack Excel (FSE) provides a scalable, enterprise-ready web development solution to anyone looking to build a website using Microsoft Excel.<|eor|><|sor|>This might be the final solution for web development.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | Booleard | fzypg2a | <|sols|><|sot|>deleted everything ... expunging this godforsaken product from the Earth<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/ryxcommar/fullstackexcel/pull/2<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes on them. It's preserved deep in an arctic bunker for all of time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | mizzu704 | fzyo78e | <|sols|><|sot|>deleted everything ... expunging this godforsaken product from the Earth<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/ryxcommar/fullstackexcel/pull/2<|eol|><|sor|>Finally, managers can use familiar tools to code. No need to hire developers anymore.<|eor|><|sor|>Broke: SEQUEL and COBOL designers explicitly trying to make a language business people can understand and write
Woke: This<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheCommieDuck | fzytyhj | <|sols|><|sot|>deleted everything ... expunging this godforsaken product from the Earth<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/ryxcommar/fullstackexcel/pull/2<|eol|><|sor|>>ryxcommar added the enhancement label 12 hours ago<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | EpicScizor | fzyo7bz | <|sols|><|sot|>deleted everything ... expunging this godforsaken product from the Earth<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/ryxcommar/fullstackexcel/pull/2<|eol|><|sor|>How could they delete this masterpiece?
> Full Stack Excel (FSE) provides a scalable, enterprise-ready web development solution to anyone looking to build a website using Microsoft Excel.<|eor|><|sor|>So he definitely deleted it because a business actually wanted to use it, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | 32gbsd | fzxw43y | <|sols|><|sot|>deleted everything ... expunging this godforsaken product from the Earth<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/ryxcommar/fullstackexcel/pull/2<|eol|><|sor|>I dont know<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | affectation_man | fzyusjo | <|sols|><|sot|>deleted everything ... expunging this godforsaken product from the Earth<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/ryxcommar/fullstackexcel/pull/2<|eol|><|sor|>Excel is The wOrldS most pOpuLAr FunCtIonal pROgrAmMiNG lanGuaGE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | iFangy | fzyimus | <|sols|><|sot|>deleted everything ... expunging this godforsaken product from the Earth<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/ryxcommar/fullstackexcel/pull/2<|eol|><|sor|>I had no clue ryxcommar also had a hilarious github page.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
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