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programmingcirclejerk | yorickpeterse | dx1bjlw | <|sols|><|sot|>Data Structures and Algorithms in Go: The library is not intended for direct use by importing. We strongly recommend copying the necessary implementations and adjusting to your case. Don't forget about proverb: A little copying is better than a little dependency.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/floyernick/Data-Structures-and-Algorithms#usage<|eol|><|sor|>https://github.com/floyernick/Data-Structures-and-Algorithms/blob/master/HashTable/HashTable.go
1. lol no generics
2. hardcoded table size of 256 elements (what is dynamic array? :S)
3. A `generateHash` function that returns a bucket index and not a hash
4. what is tests :S
5. what is cache locality :S
> 1181 stars
MFW https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ba/e8/23/bae82312ee7e96e22987459541037281.png
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | dx11dpg | <|sols|><|sot|>Data Structures and Algorithms in Go: The library is not intended for direct use by importing. We strongly recommend copying the necessary implementations and adjusting to your case. Don't forget about proverb: A little copying is better than a little dependency.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/floyernick/Data-Structures-and-Algorithms#usage<|eol|><|soopr|>https://i.imgur.com/yRDmM6Q.png<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | PrimozDelux | dx12tbn | <|sols|><|sot|>Data Structures and Algorithms in Go: The library is not intended for direct use by importing. We strongly recommend copying the necessary implementations and adjusting to your case. Don't forget about proverb: A little copying is better than a little dependency.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/floyernick/Data-Structures-and-Algorithms#usage<|eol|><|sor|>Ive got a better proverb: a little dependency is better than a little copying.<|eor|><|sor|>Remember they mean pulling git HEAD when they say dependency <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | Perceptes | dx17nby | <|sols|><|sot|>Data Structures and Algorithms in Go: The library is not intended for direct use by importing. We strongly recommend copying the necessary implementations and adjusting to your case. Don't forget about proverb: A little copying is better than a little dependency.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/floyernick/Data-Structures-and-Algorithms#usage<|eol|><|sor|>Ive got a better proverb: a little dependency is better than a little copying.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh man, you're gonna love Node.js development!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | totaljome | dx0zgjf | <|sols|><|sot|>Data Structures and Algorithms in Go: The library is not intended for direct use by importing. We strongly recommend copying the necessary implementations and adjusting to your case. Don't forget about proverb: A little copying is better than a little dependency.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/floyernick/Data-Structures-and-Algorithms#usage<|eol|><|sor|>Lol no generics. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | samdroid_ | dx1sls6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Data Structures and Algorithms in Go: The library is not intended for direct use by importing. We strongly recommend copying the necessary implementations and adjusting to your case. Don't forget about proverb: A little copying is better than a little dependency.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/floyernick/Data-Structures-and-Algorithms#usage<|eol|><|sor|>https://github.com/floyernick/Data-Structures-and-Algorithms/blob/master/HashTable/HashTable.go
1. lol no generics
2. hardcoded table size of 256 elements (what is dynamic array? :S)
3. A `generateHash` function that returns a bucket index and not a hash
4. what is tests :S
5. what is cache locality :S
> 1181 stars
MFW https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ba/e8/23/bae82312ee7e96e22987459541037281.png
<|eor|><|sor|>lol even worse is [Stack.go](https://github.com/floyernick/Data-Structures-and-Algorithms/blob/master/Stack(Array\)/Stack.go)
I can't begin to imagine the thought process of someone who thinks that is a useful, well-designed structure<|eor|><|sor|>Dude it is so smart. Nobody needs more than 10 items in a stack at a time. By that point, you need a fully distributed Kafka Blockchain queue.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | samnardoni | dx15afq | <|sols|><|sot|>Data Structures and Algorithms in Go: The library is not intended for direct use by importing. We strongly recommend copying the necessary implementations and adjusting to your case. Don't forget about proverb: A little copying is better than a little dependency.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/floyernick/Data-Structures-and-Algorithms#usage<|eol|><|sor|>Ive got a better proverb: a little dependency is better than a little copying.<|eor|><|sor|>I've got a better proverb: rewrite it in Rust.<|eor|><|sor|>This but unironically.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | dx176o1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Data Structures and Algorithms in Go: The library is not intended for direct use by importing. We strongly recommend copying the necessary implementations and adjusting to your case. Don't forget about proverb: A little copying is better than a little dependency.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/floyernick/Data-Structures-and-Algorithms#usage<|eol|><|sor|>So we went from C's "fork this project and fix it's crazy build system so it can actually be used and remember to merge back bug fixes" to "copy this shit and do a find and replace for your types and remember to copy again every now and then to get some bug fixes". Sounds fair. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | editor_of_the_beast | dx1ge01 | <|sols|><|sot|>Data Structures and Algorithms in Go: The library is not intended for direct use by importing. We strongly recommend copying the necessary implementations and adjusting to your case. Don't forget about proverb: A little copying is better than a little dependency.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/floyernick/Data-Structures-and-Algorithms#usage<|eol|><|sor|>You can all laugh but Im publishing my new package manager, the language and platform independent tool that will be the end of all package managers. Its a simple incredibly elegant implementation - a single text file that you only need to copy and paste from your web browser. Its contents read:
Simply copy and paste the code for your dependency. Repeat process for any of its dependencies.
It is the first true source-code aware package manager (besides maybe portage from Gentoo but those people are weird - mines better).
The copy-pasta package manager. Simple. Elegant. Delicious.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | LChris314 | dx13j71 | <|sols|><|sot|>Data Structures and Algorithms in Go: The library is not intended for direct use by importing. We strongly recommend copying the necessary implementations and adjusting to your case. Don't forget about proverb: A little copying is better than a little dependency.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/floyernick/Data-Structures-and-Algorithms#usage<|eol|><|sor|>Turn that around and you have the JavaScript model.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | slowratatoskr | dx1v0dt | <|sols|><|sot|>Data Structures and Algorithms in Go: The library is not intended for direct use by importing. We strongly recommend copying the necessary implementations and adjusting to your case. Don't forget about proverb: A little copying is better than a little dependency.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/floyernick/Data-Structures-and-Algorithms#usage<|eol|><|sor|>https://github.com/floyernick/Data-Structures-and-Algorithms/blob/master/HashTable/HashTable.go
1. lol no generics
2. hardcoded table size of 256 elements (what is dynamic array? :S)
3. A `generateHash` function that returns a bucket index and not a hash
4. what is tests :S
5. what is cache locality :S
> 1181 stars
MFW https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ba/e8/23/bae82312ee7e96e22987459541037281.png
<|eor|><|sor|>lol even worse is [Stack.go](https://github.com/floyernick/Data-Structures-and-Algorithms/blob/master/Stack(Array\)/Stack.go)
I can't begin to imagine the thought process of someone who thinks that is a useful, well-designed structure<|eor|><|sor|>`#include <unjerk>`
gophers hate the complexity of c++ but there's no denying that c++ stl is one of best data structure libraries out there, heck even java collections is better than this copy-and-paste shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | BillyIII | dx114ac | <|sols|><|sot|>Data Structures and Algorithms in Go: The library is not intended for direct use by importing. We strongly recommend copying the necessary implementations and adjusting to your case. Don't forget about proverb: A little copying is better than a little dependency.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/floyernick/Data-Structures-and-Algorithms#usage<|eol|><|sor|>BRB, updating my yasnippet templates.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | zero_operand | dx14uhw | <|sols|><|sot|>Data Structures and Algorithms in Go: The library is not intended for direct use by importing. We strongly recommend copying the necessary implementations and adjusting to your case. Don't forget about proverb: A little copying is better than a little dependency.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/floyernick/Data-Structures-and-Algorithms#usage<|eol|><|sor|>This is what happens when you let system programmers invent languages.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | alexflyn | 1206v02 | <|sols|><|sot|>This should've been Rust, not C, but still good attempt!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11zto8z/i_implemented_a_nasa_image_compression_algorithm/jdei7j7/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmingcirclejerk | Resident_Clue_5627 | jdg9ht5 | <|sols|><|sot|>This should've been Rust, not C, but still good attempt!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11zto8z/i_implemented_a_nasa_image_compression_algorithm/jdei7j7/<|eol|><|sor|>C applications are really unpredictable. Even in the simplest of abstractions, can memory errors occur out of nowhere, and a 3-month fully loaded client catastrophe, heading straight from the highly-stressed CEO's mouth, be placed right on your team's tickets in the next moment.
I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a DDR4 that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Memory Error? WTF?" and then I saw SSD's underneath and heard the spinning.
Blinding benchmark speed. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the coffee machine. It was a use-after-free error, headed straight towards the repository of the continously integrated, continously deployed server (DevOps). Majestic as hell: 75K RPS, 8 cores, distributed power: 4 SATA's reading, and 4 NVMe's writing, all for one build. Whole ticket log looked like a waterfall for a couple of hours!
Fact is, there is no way to discern whether the application has a memory error, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the footguns C applications use; maybe some sort of compiler check, like red error messages screaming out the lines of potentially unsafe code. You could look for memory errors when you encounter the dereferenced pointer in the third function, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the C developers within those constraints?
A big hole in homeland security is software engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from building a C application on the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty servers, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmingcirclejerk | Sticker704 | jdgpdx2 | <|sols|><|sot|>This should've been Rust, not C, but still good attempt!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11zto8z/i_implemented_a_nasa_image_compression_algorithm/jdei7j7/<|eol|><|sor|>Can you please explain how I was in the wrong so I can avoid sounding like that in the future? I really think this project deserves praise and would also benefit from being written in Rust
edit: if it's not obvious, this was jerk. the poster has deleted all their comments.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | Gearwatcher | jdhk2tc | <|sols|><|sot|>This should've been Rust, not C, but still good attempt!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11zto8z/i_implemented_a_nasa_image_compression_algorithm/jdei7j7/<|eol|><|sor|>> Rust is a fine language. But I'm convinced that at least half of the people who obsess over it online couldn't write anything complex in it without following a tutorial
Imagine reading or watching a tutorial when you can offload work to a minion for $20/month and fuck about on Reddit all day long<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | Gazzonyx | jdgppwv | <|sols|><|sot|>This should've been Rust, not C, but still good attempt!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11zto8z/i_implemented_a_nasa_image_compression_algorithm/jdei7j7/<|eol|><|sor|>C applications are really unpredictable. Even in the simplest of abstractions, can memory errors occur out of nowhere, and a 3-month fully loaded client catastrophe, heading straight from the highly-stressed CEO's mouth, be placed right on your team's tickets in the next moment.
I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a DDR4 that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Memory Error? WTF?" and then I saw SSD's underneath and heard the spinning.
Blinding benchmark speed. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the coffee machine. It was a use-after-free error, headed straight towards the repository of the continously integrated, continously deployed server (DevOps). Majestic as hell: 75K RPS, 8 cores, distributed power: 4 SATA's reading, and 4 NVMe's writing, all for one build. Whole ticket log looked like a waterfall for a couple of hours!
Fact is, there is no way to discern whether the application has a memory error, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the footguns C applications use; maybe some sort of compiler check, like red error messages screaming out the lines of potentially unsafe code. You could look for memory errors when you encounter the dereferenced pointer in the third function, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the C developers within those constraints?
A big hole in homeland security is software engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from building a C application on the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty servers, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.<|eor|><|sor|>You shouldn't be just strolling around your basement without adequate protection. I appendix carry a stick of ECC DDR4 and keep the matching DIMM on my ankle for a backup. They think they're catching you lacking and vulnerable, in that dark basement after hours, assuming you're only carrying a SIMM and then you bend down to tie your shoe, reach into your sock and when you come up with that stick of ECC you Correct That Error. Not today, kid. Not today.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | jdggmy4 | <|sols|><|sot|>This should've been Rust, not C, but still good attempt!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11zto8z/i_implemented_a_nasa_image_compression_algorithm/jdei7j7/<|eol|><|sor|>C applications are really unpredictable. Even in the simplest of abstractions, can memory errors occur out of nowhere, and a 3-month fully loaded client catastrophe, heading straight from the highly-stressed CEO's mouth, be placed right on your team's tickets in the next moment.
I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a DDR4 that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Memory Error? WTF?" and then I saw SSD's underneath and heard the spinning.
Blinding benchmark speed. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the coffee machine. It was a use-after-free error, headed straight towards the repository of the continously integrated, continously deployed server (DevOps). Majestic as hell: 75K RPS, 8 cores, distributed power: 4 SATA's reading, and 4 NVMe's writing, all for one build. Whole ticket log looked like a waterfall for a couple of hours!
Fact is, there is no way to discern whether the application has a memory error, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the footguns C applications use; maybe some sort of compiler check, like red error messages screaming out the lines of potentially unsafe code. You could look for memory errors when you encounter the dereferenced pointer in the third function, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the C developers within those constraints?
A big hole in homeland security is software engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from building a C application on the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty servers, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.<|eor|><|sor|>This is beautiful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | usenetflamewars | jdg9pjf | <|sols|><|sot|>This should've been Rust, not C, but still good attempt!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11zto8z/i_implemented_a_nasa_image_compression_algorithm/jdei7j7/<|eol|><|sor|>mf is trolling but does he even realize smh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | enchufadoo | jdiaf70 | <|sols|><|sot|>This should've been Rust, not C, but still good attempt!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11zto8z/i_implemented_a_nasa_image_compression_algorithm/jdei7j7/<|eol|><|sor|>> It's vocal minority for the record. Most folks ain't like this.
How dare you call the Rust Evangelism Strike Force a minority.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | Fsmv | jdhxi0n | <|sols|><|sot|>This should've been Rust, not C, but still good attempt!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11zto8z/i_implemented_a_nasa_image_compression_algorithm/jdei7j7/<|eol|><|sor|>Can you please explain how I was in the wrong so I can avoid sounding like that in the future? I really think this project deserves praise and would also benefit from being written in Rust
edit: if it's not obvious, this was jerk. the poster has deleted all their comments.<|eor|><|sor|>If you're serious maybe don't go around telling people to rewrite their entire project because you personally prefer a different programming language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | CarolineLovesArt | jdhi9ux | <|sols|><|sot|>This should've been Rust, not C, but still good attempt!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11zto8z/i_implemented_a_nasa_image_compression_algorithm/jdei7j7/<|eol|><|sor|>Can you please explain how I was in the wrong so I can avoid sounding like that in the future? I really think this project deserves praise and would also benefit from being written in Rust
edit: if it's not obvious, this was jerk. the poster has deleted all their comments.<|eor|><|sor|>Everything benefits from being re-written in Rust
/uj Not everything has to be re-written in Rust, especially people's pet projects<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | Alternative_Tap5273 | jdlbfnt | <|sols|><|sot|>This should've been Rust, not C, but still good attempt!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11zto8z/i_implemented_a_nasa_image_compression_algorithm/jdei7j7/<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder when Rust can break out of the industry of CLI and rewritten programs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | Ok-Prior-8856 | jdi92g0 | <|sols|><|sot|>This should've been Rust, not C, but still good attempt!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11zto8z/i_implemented_a_nasa_image_compression_algorithm/jdei7j7/<|eol|><|sor|>> Rust is a fine language. But I'm convinced that at least half of the people who obsess over it online couldn't write anything complex in it without following a tutorial
Imagine reading or watching a tutorial when you can offload work to a minion for $20/month and fuck about on Reddit all day long<|eor|><|sor|>> offload work to a minion for $20/month
Beedo, beedo, beedo...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | totalpieceofshit42 | 10yp4rl | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmingcirclejerk | Abs0luteKino | j7ze6vt | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>One weird trick go get to Google scale.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kotauskas | j8055h3 | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>> Our philosophy to scaling is simple, avoid premature optimization
> It seems like a pretty counterintuitive idea for a site with our traffic volume to not have a backend or any fancy infrastructure, but our philosophy to building products has always been, start simple and iterate. This allows us to move fast and focus on whats important.
No, your philosophy is to start with actually just absolute and utter dogshit architecture that is trivially easy to get rid of, then nuke it and hastily throw together an inevitably necessary half-adequate replacement the moment outages start knocking on your door
> The user interface can be replaced by Google Forms.
crazy people rule<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmingcirclejerk | Badel2 | j80ym1s | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>Whats the jerk here?<|eor|><|sor|>I believe this is an instance of the IQ bell curve meme:
https://i.imgflip.com/7aqd7t.jpg<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | Turbulent_Tomorrow57 | j8111cq | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>I mean wheres the jerk? Never had an issue accessing their site. Idgaf what they use on the backend if it works.<|eor|><|sor|>Java enterprise consultants in this sub are mad that their job has been replaced by google sheets<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | SirNuke | j809jsm | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>Wayyy back when I was in high school, I wrote a little scouting PHP+MySQL application. I didn't know SQL very well so I had it `select *`every table during each page load.
Actually I don't know why I mentioned that. It was super hacky but I was just a kid and it was a little toy internal app that just had to beat compiling reports on paper. Surely no one with experience would create something even more stupid.
SELECT * FROM $unjerk;
You know what this industry needs? Shame. You should be ashamed to that you created this Rube Goldberg mess. You should be ashamed that you decided to tell the world about it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | Ashamed_Band_1779 | j7zlx4e | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>Whats the jerk here?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | its_that_dude_ | j809j1k | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>I mean wheres the jerk? Never had an issue accessing their site. Idgaf what they use on the backend if it works.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | G3Kappa | j80form | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>Wayyy back when I was in high school, I wrote a little scouting PHP+MySQL application. I didn't know SQL very well so I had it `select *`every table during each page load.
Actually I don't know why I mentioned that. It was super hacky but I was just a kid and it was a little toy internal app that just had to beat compiling reports on paper. Surely no one with experience would create something even more stupid.
SELECT * FROM $unjerk;
You know what this industry needs? Shame. You should be ashamed to that you created this Rube Goldberg mess. You should be ashamed that you decided to tell the world about it.<|eor|><|sor|>I've been preaching that shaming is the most efficient social tool for enforcing virtuous moral standards but people usually just think I'm a nazi<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | closer_now | j80oftq | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>fucking based<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | ItsAllAboutTheL1Bro | j821r3b | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>> Our philosophy to scaling is simple, avoid premature optimization
> It seems like a pretty counterintuitive idea for a site with our traffic volume to not have a backend or any fancy infrastructure, but our philosophy to building products has always been, start simple and iterate. This allows us to move fast and focus on whats important.
No, your philosophy is to start with actually just absolute and utter dogshit architecture that is trivially easy to get rid of, then nuke it and hastily throw together an inevitably necessary half-adequate replacement the moment outages start knocking on your door
> The user interface can be replaced by Google Forms.
crazy people rule<|eor|><|sor|>>avoid premature optimization
Right. As an example, caching allocations may be worthless in situations where it takes 5 seconds to do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | XxXPussySlurperXxX | j80t7ux | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>> Our philosophy to scaling is simple, avoid premature optimization
> It seems like a pretty counterintuitive idea for a site with our traffic volume to not have a backend or any fancy infrastructure, but our philosophy to building products has always been, start simple and iterate. This allows us to move fast and focus on whats important.
No, your philosophy is to start with actually just absolute and utter dogshit architecture that is trivially easy to get rid of, then nuke it and hastily throw together an inevitably necessary half-adequate replacement the moment outages start knocking on your door
> The user interface can be replaced by Google Forms.
crazy people rule<|eor|><|sor|>But.. umm. It works ? I don't understand the cj.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kotauskas | j82qz2r | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>> Our philosophy to scaling is simple, avoid premature optimization
> It seems like a pretty counterintuitive idea for a site with our traffic volume to not have a backend or any fancy infrastructure, but our philosophy to building products has always been, start simple and iterate. This allows us to move fast and focus on whats important.
No, your philosophy is to start with actually just absolute and utter dogshit architecture that is trivially easy to get rid of, then nuke it and hastily throw together an inevitably necessary half-adequate replacement the moment outages start knocking on your door
> The user interface can be replaced by Google Forms.
crazy people rule<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
Sorry I can't tell if you're jerking here or not. Poe's law strikes again, mind clarifying for me?<|eor|><|sor|>this is an implicit unjerk, I am in fact baffled by the use of Goog Sh(i)eets as a backend and especially Goog Forms as a frontend<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | Ibaneztwink | j80ocb9 | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>I mean wheres the jerk? Never had an issue accessing their site. Idgaf what they use on the backend if it works.<|eor|><|sor|>That's because to us 10x devs programming is a philosophy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | sqlphilosopher | j80dz4a | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>There is the people who want to save the world...
Then there is the people who just want to make money
Well played, levels.fyi, I like it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | j816mog | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>Why bother with Postgres when you can just write a bunch of functions for Excel?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | bored_octopus | j82hxm0 | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>> Our philosophy to scaling is simple, avoid premature optimization
> It seems like a pretty counterintuitive idea for a site with our traffic volume to not have a backend or any fancy infrastructure, but our philosophy to building products has always been, start simple and iterate. This allows us to move fast and focus on whats important.
No, your philosophy is to start with actually just absolute and utter dogshit architecture that is trivially easy to get rid of, then nuke it and hastily throw together an inevitably necessary half-adequate replacement the moment outages start knocking on your door
> The user interface can be replaced by Google Forms.
crazy people rule<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
Sorry I can't tell if you're jerking here or not. Poe's law strikes again, mind clarifying for me?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kotauskas | j82yyjk | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>> Our philosophy to scaling is simple, avoid premature optimization
> It seems like a pretty counterintuitive idea for a site with our traffic volume to not have a backend or any fancy infrastructure, but our philosophy to building products has always been, start simple and iterate. This allows us to move fast and focus on whats important.
No, your philosophy is to start with actually just absolute and utter dogshit architecture that is trivially easy to get rid of, then nuke it and hastily throw together an inevitably necessary half-adequate replacement the moment outages start knocking on your door
> The user interface can be replaced by Google Forms.
crazy people rule<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
Sorry I can't tell if you're jerking here or not. Poe's law strikes again, mind clarifying for me?<|eor|><|sor|>this is an implicit unjerk, I am in fact baffled by the use of Goog Sh(i)eets as a backend and especially Goog Forms as a frontend<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks for clarifying
Personally I have no problem with the approach. If I can't look at salaries temporarily during an outage, that barely qualifies as a minor frustration. If this allowed them to develop their concept with little work and low risk, then I'd say props to them. Now we have an actual business as a result.
I'd recommend reading the lean startup, it explores the advantages of this sort of strategy in depth<|eor|><|sor|>I do think that this is taking the idea too far. There are plenty of existing webdev tools that are actually *meant* for rapid prototyping. At the end of the day, they could've just cooked something up with SQLite and the billionth new and spicy JS framework of the day, which would actually give them a meaningful upgrade path other than "throw literally everything away and remake it".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | McGlockenshire | j81ojcr | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>Wayyy back when I was in high school, I wrote a little scouting PHP+MySQL application. I didn't know SQL very well so I had it `select *`every table during each page load.
Actually I don't know why I mentioned that. It was super hacky but I was just a kid and it was a little toy internal app that just had to beat compiling reports on paper. Surely no one with experience would create something even more stupid.
SELECT * FROM $unjerk;
You know what this industry needs? Shame. You should be ashamed to that you created this Rube Goldberg mess. You should be ashamed that you decided to tell the world about it.<|eor|><|sor|>I've been preaching that shaming is the most efficient social tool for enforcing virtuous moral standards but people usually just think I'm a nazi<|eor|><|sor|>A little cyberbulling is ok, as a treat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | bored_octopus | j82xmfn | <|sols|><|sot|>How Levels.fyi scaled to millions of users with Google Sheets as a backend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.levels.fyi/blog/scaling-to-millions-with-google-sheets.html<|eol|><|sor|>> Our philosophy to scaling is simple, avoid premature optimization
> It seems like a pretty counterintuitive idea for a site with our traffic volume to not have a backend or any fancy infrastructure, but our philosophy to building products has always been, start simple and iterate. This allows us to move fast and focus on whats important.
No, your philosophy is to start with actually just absolute and utter dogshit architecture that is trivially easy to get rid of, then nuke it and hastily throw together an inevitably necessary half-adequate replacement the moment outages start knocking on your door
> The user interface can be replaced by Google Forms.
crazy people rule<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
Sorry I can't tell if you're jerking here or not. Poe's law strikes again, mind clarifying for me?<|eor|><|sor|>this is an implicit unjerk, I am in fact baffled by the use of Goog Sh(i)eets as a backend and especially Goog Forms as a frontend<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks for clarifying
Personally I have no problem with the approach. If I can't look at salaries temporarily during an outage, that barely qualifies as a minor frustration. If this allowed them to develop their concept with little work and low risk, then I'd say props to them. Now we have an actual business as a result.
I'd recommend reading the lean startup, it explores the advantages of this sort of strategy in depth<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | qqwy | xx97up | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmingcirclejerk | ii-___-ii | irb5wox | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|sor|>Theyre building ivory towers on top of ivory towers now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmingcirclejerk | CarolineLovesArt | irbsv8z | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|sor|>> Sadly, in industry many people are forced to work in languages with a weak type system, such as Haskell.
That implies that an industry exists which is using Haskell, and I don't need a theorem prover to know that is false<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmingcirclejerk | BarefootUnicorn | irb6ubv | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|sor|>My boss is amazed he hasn't fired me yet, because all I talk about is Haskell and Agda.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | w0wowow0w | irbv58y | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: if you write code in Haskell even though your boss told you to just use JavaScript like the rest of the team you'll get in trouble<|eor|><|sor|>[agda2js](https://agda.readthedocs.io/en/v2.5.2/tools/compilers.html#javascript-backend), you'll even be able to secretly prove the correctness of your webshittery by doing so<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmingcirclejerk | NakeyDooCrew | irbd0md | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: if you write code in Haskell even though your boss told you to just use JavaScript like the rest of the team you'll get in trouble<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | zygohistomoronism | ircon3u | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|sor|>>Haskell
lol wageslave Agda<|eor|><|sor|>> Agda
When starving isn't enough.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | ircpgis | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|sor|>Theyre building ivory towers on top of ivory towers now<|eor|><|sor|>I have a boss, sure. You wouldnt know them though, theyre in Canada.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | Goheeca | irbc4kx | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|sor|>lol no impredicative polymorphism<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | theangeryemacsshibe | irdp89k | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: if you write code in Haskell even though your boss told you to just use JavaScript like the rest of the team you'll get in trouble<|eor|><|sor|>[agda2js](https://agda.readthedocs.io/en/v2.5.2/tools/compilers.html#javascript-backend), you'll even be able to secretly prove the correctness of your webshittery by doing so<|eor|><|sor|>God I never thought [this post](https://webshittery.com/blog/p-lang/) would be relevant to something.<|eor|><|sor|>> No offense to Leslie Lamport on this one, but TLA+'s way of describing a system is less approachable to me since I don't usually think about the code I'm writing in mathematical terms
skill issues<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | starlevel01 | irbnqnj | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: if you write code in Haskell even though your boss told you to just use JavaScript like the rest of the team you'll get in trouble<|eor|><|sor|>Any boss worth their salt will be so blinded by the purity of Haskal they will fire all the other developers daring to use Teh Script.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | Ohrenfreund | irbphan | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|sor|>I know a guy that missed a train because he forgot about the time when he coded in agda.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | NeilPointer | irbzpw9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: if you write code in Haskell even though your boss told you to just use JavaScript like the rest of the team you'll get in trouble<|eor|><|sor|>I will starve my children to death rather than being subjugated to using an impure language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | snorc_snorc | irbtc0q | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: if you write code in Haskell even though your boss told you to just use JavaScript like the rest of the team you'll get in trouble<|eor|><|sor|>just use GHCJS lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | miauw62 | irdoyh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|sor|>I know a guy that missed a train because he forgot about the time when he coded in agda.<|eor|><|sor|>What he needed here was a 40-line proof that if he were on time for the train then it would follow that he were in fact on time for the train.<|eor|><|sor|>Sadly this would require importing uniqueness of identity proofs, making it incompatible with cubical.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | LlamaChair | ird9cfx | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: if you write code in Haskell even though your boss told you to just use JavaScript like the rest of the team you'll get in trouble<|eor|><|sor|>[agda2js](https://agda.readthedocs.io/en/v2.5.2/tools/compilers.html#javascript-backend), you'll even be able to secretly prove the correctness of your webshittery by doing so<|eor|><|sor|>God I never thought [this post](https://webshittery.com/blog/p-lang/) would be relevant to something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | rpkarma | irc6mh8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: if you write code in Haskell even though your boss told you to just use JavaScript like the rest of the team you'll get in trouble<|eor|><|sor|>Pfft Purescript exists. Theyll never realise its not JS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | Faalentijn | irdykf5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|sor|>Theyre building ivory towers on top of ivory towers now<|eor|><|sor|>I have a boss, sure. You wouldnt know them though, theyre in Canada.<|eor|><|sor|>No, no, no, you misunderstand. The author spend ten years of his life studying how to write Agda so that he could teach me how to program Agda so that, in five years time, I can then teach other young people how to program Agda. It is a beautiful symbiotic system.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | NakeyDooCrew | irbxdnk | <|sols|><|sot|>Your boss will be amazed that all of your [Haskell] code is correct from the first try, and never even suspect that you secretly proved its correctness in Agda!<|eot|><|sol|>https://jesper.sikanda.be/posts/agda2hs.html<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: if you write code in Haskell even though your boss told you to just use JavaScript like the rest of the team you'll get in trouble<|eor|><|sor|>[agda2js](https://agda.readthedocs.io/en/v2.5.2/tools/compilers.html#javascript-backend), you'll even be able to secretly prove the correctness of your webshittery by doing so<|eor|><|sor|>How exciting!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | RustEvangelist10xer | qq2ndy | <|sols|><|sot|>Electron is pretty capable technology. SpaceX uses Electron in space. I recently reverse-engineered firmware of some small device with tiny screen and underpowered CPU. It used Electron for its GUI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29159442<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmingcirclejerk | BigBoredBuddha | hjxvzk9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Electron is pretty capable technology. SpaceX uses Electron in space. I recently reverse-engineered firmware of some small device with tiny screen and underpowered CPU. It used Electron for its GUI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29159442<|eol|><|sor|>You only need space temperatures to overclock a processor that can run electron smoothly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmingcirclejerk | ImAStupidFace | hjyag2a | <|sols|><|sot|>Electron is pretty capable technology. SpaceX uses Electron in space. I recently reverse-engineered firmware of some small device with tiny screen and underpowered CPU. It used Electron for its GUI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29159442<|eol|><|sor|>You only need space temperatures to overclock a processor that can run electron smoothly<|eor|><|sor|>ah, the most thermally conductive material of all: the vacuum of space<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmingcirclejerk | desumn | hjxrz7h | <|sols|><|sot|>Electron is pretty capable technology. SpaceX uses Electron in space. I recently reverse-engineered firmware of some small device with tiny screen and underpowered CPU. It used Electron for its GUI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29159442<|eol|><|sor|>Electrons are vital to electric systems, so they're named electrons, equally Electron is vital to write Webshit Systems, so we should rename Electron to Webshit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | Zlodo2 | hjze1no | <|sols|><|sot|>Electron is pretty capable technology. SpaceX uses Electron in space. I recently reverse-engineered firmware of some small device with tiny screen and underpowered CPU. It used Electron for its GUI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29159442<|eol|><|sor|>you guys are laughing at electron but can you imagine laying out rectangles on the screen and drawing text and pictures without using a web browser<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | profmonocle | hk146t6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Electron is pretty capable technology. SpaceX uses Electron in space. I recently reverse-engineered firmware of some small device with tiny screen and underpowered CPU. It used Electron for its GUI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29159442<|eol|><|sor|>the idea of using electron in space terrifies me<|eor|><|sor|>It's probably fine. The spacecraft already costs hundreds of millions of dollars, so the 48 GB of RAM needed for electron barely even shows up in the budget.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | desumn | hjyav28 | <|sols|><|sot|>Electron is pretty capable technology. SpaceX uses Electron in space. I recently reverse-engineered firmware of some small device with tiny screen and underpowered CPU. It used Electron for its GUI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29159442<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>C is just a subset of Javas**c**ript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | hjzgeo5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Electron is pretty capable technology. SpaceX uses Electron in space. I recently reverse-engineered firmware of some small device with tiny screen and underpowered CPU. It used Electron for its GUI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29159442<|eol|><|sor|>May Day May Day, react not rendering screen, cant control thrusters, looks like someone mutated the state in a reducer, running dev tools now we can monkey patch a fix, can we get an uplink to NPM .<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | closer_now | hjy2xsp | <|sols|><|sot|>Electron is pretty capable technology. SpaceX uses Electron in space. I recently reverse-engineered firmware of some small device with tiny screen and underpowered CPU. It used Electron for its GUI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29159442<|eol|><|sor|>Electrons are vital to electric systems, so they're named electrons, equally Electron is vital to write Webshit Systems, so we should rename Electron to Webshit<|eor|><|sor|>Webshitonic Engineering<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | SethDusek5 | hjzmfk4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Electron is pretty capable technology. SpaceX uses Electron in space. I recently reverse-engineered firmware of some small device with tiny screen and underpowered CPU. It used Electron for its GUI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29159442<|eol|><|sor|>I once reverse-engineered firmware of a small atom and found it uses electron in its shell. Pretty capable technology!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | BigBoredBuddha | hjyh0cz | <|sols|><|sot|>Electron is pretty capable technology. SpaceX uses Electron in space. I recently reverse-engineered firmware of some small device with tiny screen and underpowered CPU. It used Electron for its GUI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29159442<|eol|><|sor|>You only need space temperatures to overclock a processor that can run electron smoothly<|eor|><|sor|>ah, the most thermally conductive material of all: the vacuum of space<|eor|><|sor|>Do you mean my rgb fans wouldnt work with absolutely no sound in space?
/uj You are right though. I didnt give it much thought about it until now but then I wonder why space suits need heaters. You can still lose heat with radiation. I dont how that compares to earth, need to read about this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | feral_brick | hjyhlve | <|sols|><|sot|>Electron is pretty capable technology. SpaceX uses Electron in space. I recently reverse-engineered firmware of some small device with tiny screen and underpowered CPU. It used Electron for its GUI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29159442<|eol|><|sor|>SpaceX's broken toilet probably used electron<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | Sevigor | hjzl5wt | <|sols|><|sot|>Electron is pretty capable technology. SpaceX uses Electron in space. I recently reverse-engineered firmware of some small device with tiny screen and underpowered CPU. It used Electron for its GUI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29159442<|eol|><|sor|>You only need space temperatures to overclock a processor that can run electron smoothly<|eor|><|sor|>ah, the most thermally conductive material of all: the vacuum of space<|eor|><|sor|>Do you mean my rgb fans wouldnt work with absolutely no sound in space?
/uj You are right though. I didnt give it much thought about it until now but then I wonder why space suits need heaters. You can still lose heat with radiation. I dont how that compares to earth, need to read about this.<|eor|><|sor|>> fans wouldnt work with absolutely no sound in space
This hurts to read<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | hjyhvyr | <|sols|><|sot|>Electron is pretty capable technology. SpaceX uses Electron in space. I recently reverse-engineered firmware of some small device with tiny screen and underpowered CPU. It used Electron for its GUI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29159442<|eol|><|sor|>You could have been using IMGUI libraries this entire time, but instead you chose to spackle your car with peanut butter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | JiminP | hk0h2jn | <|sols|><|sot|>Electron is pretty capable technology. SpaceX uses Electron in space. I recently reverse-engineered firmware of some small device with tiny screen and underpowered CPU. It used Electron for its GUI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29159442<|eol|><|sor|>2011: Facebook and Wikipedia use PHP
2021:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | sociobiology | hjzl8gn | <|sols|><|sot|>Electron is pretty capable technology. SpaceX uses Electron in space. I recently reverse-engineered firmware of some small device with tiny screen and underpowered CPU. It used Electron for its GUI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29159442<|eol|><|sor|>the idea of using electron in space terrifies me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | earthisunderattack | hk261w1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Electron is pretty capable technology. SpaceX uses Electron in space. I recently reverse-engineered firmware of some small device with tiny screen and underpowered CPU. It used Electron for its GUI.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29159442<|eol|><|sor|>the idea of using electron in space terrifies me<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
lol
/rj
see above<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProgVal | lfenp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let me explain bitcoin in a way that hackers will understand. Bitcoin is javascript.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26065210<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmingcirclejerk | lumpySnakes | gmldeur | <|sols|><|sot|>Let me explain bitcoin in a way that hackers will understand. Bitcoin is javascript.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26065210<|eol|><|sor|>> Nevertheless, my point has gone right over your head if you have to ask a question like this.
Another 0.1x intellectual dwarf humbled by the mighty HN commentariat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmingcirclejerk | commo64dor | gmlfoyh | <|sols|><|sot|>Let me explain bitcoin in a way that hackers will understand. Bitcoin is javascript.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26065210<|eol|><|sor|>The discussion itself is even more cringe, as they try to reason and discuss this stupid analogy that was crafted by a moron<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kodiologist | gmlhhyw | <|sols|><|sot|>Let me explain bitcoin in a way that hackers will understand. Bitcoin is javascript.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26065210<|eol|><|sor|>Is Bitcoin the new burrito?<|eor|><|sor|>Monads are easy. Think of them as Bitcoins.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | wzdd | gmlfhw1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let me explain bitcoin in a way that hackers will understand. Bitcoin is javascript.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26065210<|eol|><|sor|>Is Bitcoin the new burrito?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | witcher_rat | gmmd016 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let me explain bitcoin in a way that hackers will understand. Bitcoin is javascript.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26065210<|eol|><|sor|>>Bitcoin is offering the 30%+ of the worlds population that is unbanked an opportunity to do so. Bitcoin is providing those living in a poor economy a route to economic alternatives.
How do the unbanked buy bitcoin, and how do they use it to pay for their expenses?<|eor|><|sor|>Oh that's simple!
Here are a just a couple of obvious ways I can think of off the top of my head:
1. They get a computer and internet connection, or a smartphone with internet plan, download an app, and then have everyone they ever need to exchange "money" with do the same. To get those things, they need only steal or swindle it from someone else; and possibly hack a bank account or two.
2. They sell their bodies by getting a pimp, and let the pimp handle all the details of exchanging bitcoins.
Do you now see how bitcoin is providing those living in a poor economy a route to economic alternatives?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | tesch34 | gmlmel6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let me explain bitcoin in a way that hackers will understand. Bitcoin is javascript.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26065210<|eol|><|sor|>The discussion itself is even more cringe, as they try to reason and discuss this stupid analogy that was crafted by a moron<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Thats why I like this sub for laughs more than r/programminghumor its not always the same jokes and they are mostly opinions that someone actually believes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | hexane360 | gmm33lj | <|sols|><|sot|>Let me explain bitcoin in a way that hackers will understand. Bitcoin is javascript.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26065210<|eol|><|sor|>>Bitcoin is offering the 30%+ of the worlds population that is unbanked an opportunity to do so. Bitcoin is providing those living in a poor economy a route to economic alternatives.
How do the unbanked buy bitcoin, and how do they use it to pay for their expenses?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | gmmfkpg | <|sols|><|sot|>Let me explain bitcoin in a way that hackers will understand. Bitcoin is javascript.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26065210<|eol|><|sor|>The discussion itself is even more cringe, as they try to reason and discuss this stupid analogy that was crafted by a moron<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Thats why I like this sub for laughs more than r/programminghumor its not always the same jokes and they are mostly opinions that someone actually believes.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I hate that sub after it got overran with haha js bad people
/j haha js bad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | tesch34 | gmmgdup | <|sols|><|sot|>Let me explain bitcoin in a way that hackers will understand. Bitcoin is javascript.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26065210<|eol|><|sor|>The discussion itself is even more cringe, as they try to reason and discuss this stupid analogy that was crafted by a moron<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Thats why I like this sub for laughs more than r/programminghumor its not always the same jokes and they are mostly opinions that someone actually believes.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I hate that sub after it got overran with haha js bad people
/j haha js bad<|eor|><|sor|>took me a while to figure out which sub you meant<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | 32gbsd | gmmn0o6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let me explain bitcoin in a way that hackers will understand. Bitcoin is javascript.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26065210<|eol|><|sor|>>Bitcoin is offering the 30%+ of the worlds population that is unbanked an opportunity to do so. Bitcoin is providing those living in a poor economy a route to economic alternatives.
How do the unbanked buy bitcoin, and how do they use it to pay for their expenses?<|eor|><|sor|>Oh that's simple!
Here are a just a couple of obvious ways I can think of off the top of my head:
1. They get a computer and internet connection, or a smartphone with internet plan, download an app, and then have everyone they ever need to exchange "money" with do the same. To get those things, they need only steal or swindle it from someone else; and possibly hack a bank account or two.
2. They sell their bodies by getting a pimp, and let the pimp handle all the details of exchanging bitcoins.
Do you now see how bitcoin is providing those living in a poor economy a route to economic alternatives?<|eor|><|sor|>this explains alot. thank you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | gmndy1x | <|sols|><|sot|>Let me explain bitcoin in a way that hackers will understand. Bitcoin is javascript.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26065210<|eol|><|sor|>Is Bitcoin the new burrito?<|eor|><|sor|>Monads are easy. Think of them as Bitcoins.<|eor|><|sor|>Except there is no way to turn monads, or any code using monads, into money.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | commo64dor | gmoaafa | <|sols|><|sot|>Let me explain bitcoin in a way that hackers will understand. Bitcoin is javascript.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26065210<|eol|><|sor|>The discussion itself is even more cringe, as they try to reason and discuss this stupid analogy that was crafted by a moron<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Thats why I like this sub for laughs more than r/programminghumor its not always the same jokes and they are mostly opinions that someone actually believes.<|eor|><|sor|>r/programminghumor is the 9gag of programming humor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | _devilduck | gmm0wl4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let me explain bitcoin in a way that hackers will understand. Bitcoin is javascript.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26065210<|eol|><|sor|>great now i'm imagining JSCoin and i hate it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | Earhacker | gmm5rcp | <|sols|><|sot|>Let me explain bitcoin in a way that hackers will understand. Bitcoin is javascript.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26065210<|eol|><|sor|>great now i'm imagining JSCoin and i hate it<|eor|><|sor|>Just do `JSCoin.value = JSCoin.value / 0` in the browser console and hand in your notice at work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | Treyzania | gmn72td | <|sols|><|sot|>Let me explain bitcoin in a way that hackers will understand. Bitcoin is javascript.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26065210<|eol|><|sor|>great now i'm imagining JSCoin and i hate it<|eor|><|sor|>IIRC there was a project called Qtum a while back that was aiming to let people write smart contracts in javascript.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | jacques_chester | gmn4eeq | <|sols|><|sot|>Let me explain bitcoin in a way that hackers will understand. Bitcoin is javascript.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26065210<|eol|><|sor|>This is the kind of jerk I wait for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | jfb1337 | gmmz8uw | <|sols|><|sot|>Let me explain bitcoin in a way that hackers will understand. Bitcoin is javascript.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26065210<|eol|><|sor|>Ah. Ergo, Bitcoin is shit.<|eor|><|sor|>This but unironically<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | rohitkg98 | kkuuco | <|sols|><|sot|>We're the most ambitious software startup in history.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/amasad/status/1342891578394882051?s=19<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
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