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programmingcirclejerk | Dissentient | jezgmg8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Bad code is everywhere. Rust makes bad code hard. Rust makes my erection hard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/12bld8n/our_company_uses_rust_because_it_makes_bad_code/<|eol|><|sor|>Taking "jerk" in PCJ a bit to literally.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | Evinceo | jezobzq | <|sols|><|sot|>Bad code is everywhere. Rust makes bad code hard. Rust makes my erection hard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/12bld8n/our_company_uses_rust_because_it_makes_bad_code/<|eol|><|sor|>Rust is the perfect language for jerking because it keeps denying you compilation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmingcirclejerk | alecStewart1 | jf03p8o | <|sols|><|sot|>Bad code is everywhere. Rust makes bad code hard. Rust makes my erection hard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/12bld8n/our_company_uses_rust_because_it_makes_bad_code/<|eol|><|sor|>> While we might have been arguing about pointers and segfaults in the past, now we argue about high-level concepts like sum types, data flow, and ownership
Wow that sounds marginally more exciting...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | rpkarma | jf1a5ee | <|sols|><|sot|>Bad code is everywhere. Rust makes bad code hard. Rust makes my erection hard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/12bld8n/our_company_uses_rust_because_it_makes_bad_code/<|eol|><|sor|>If your ~~erection~~ build lasts more than four hours...<|eor|><|sor|>youre probably using CMake?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | FlyingCashewDog | jf1ftyw | <|sols|><|sot|>Bad code is everywhere. Rust makes bad code hard. Rust makes my erection hard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/12bld8n/our_company_uses_rust_because_it_makes_bad_code/<|eol|><|sor|>> While we might have been arguing about pointers and segfaults in the past, now we argue about high-level concepts like sum types, data flow, and ownership
Wow that sounds marginally more exciting...<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, because no other programming language has ever had... \*checks notes\* sum types and data flow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | aloha2436 | jf0rcqi | <|sols|><|sot|>Bad code is everywhere. Rust makes bad code hard. Rust makes my erection hard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/12bld8n/our_company_uses_rust_because_it_makes_bad_code/<|eol|><|sor|>If your ~~erection~~ build lasts more than four hours...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | zickige_zicke | jf0o2ni | <|sols|><|sot|>Bad code is everywhere. Rust makes bad code hard. Rust makes my erection hard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/12bld8n/our_company_uses_rust_because_it_makes_bad_code/<|eol|><|sor|>Yesterday I had a real life "rewrite it in Rust" moment. It was priceless<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | jf11kzl | <|sols|><|sot|>Bad code is everywhere. Rust makes bad code hard. Rust makes my erection hard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/12bld8n/our_company_uses_rust_because_it_makes_bad_code/<|eol|><|sor|>Fuck your erection.
Rust is serious business.<|eor|><|sor|>>Fuck your erection.
Well, that's the point, isn't it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | usenetflamewars | jf0k8r0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Bad code is everywhere. Rust makes bad code hard. Rust makes my erection hard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/12bld8n/our_company_uses_rust_because_it_makes_bad_code/<|eol|><|sor|>Fuck your erection.
Rust is serious business.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | junior_dos_nachos | jf139ld | <|sols|><|sot|>Bad code is everywhere. Rust makes bad code hard. Rust makes my erection hard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/12bld8n/our_company_uses_rust_because_it_makes_bad_code/<|eol|><|sor|>Fuck your erection.
Rust is serious business.<|eor|><|sor|>>Fuck your erection.
Well, that's the point, isn't it?<|eor|><|sor|>Sounding is better with Rust. Confirmed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | usenetflamewars | jf2me8g | <|sols|><|sot|>Bad code is everywhere. Rust makes bad code hard. Rust makes my erection hard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/12bld8n/our_company_uses_rust_because_it_makes_bad_code/<|eol|><|sor|>Fuck your erection.
Rust is serious business.<|eor|><|sor|>>Fuck your erection.
Well, that's the point, isn't it?<|eor|><|sor|>>Well, that's the point, isn't it?
Of course.
Up here in the ivory tower, though, our jerking tends to have what we call "class".
Example: Coq. Coq-Zucker. Haskell. Abstract algebra. Cumsum.
Zygohistomorphic-prepomorphism is not a weak orgasm.
Excuse me if I pass judgement, especially for something as blatantly manufactured as this.
I'm here to slam my drink on the table and complain about Bob Martin and Rust fanatics, while schooling parrots.
For king and country.
Serve me your papers and I'll see you in court, right after I phone the Queen.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | Foreign-Butterfly-97 | jf3x7ze | <|sols|><|sot|>Bad code is everywhere. Rust makes bad code hard. Rust makes my erection hard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/12bld8n/our_company_uses_rust_because_it_makes_bad_code/<|eol|><|sor|>Fuck your erection.
Rust is serious business.<|eor|><|sor|>>Fuck your erection.
Well, that's the point, isn't it?<|eor|><|sor|>>Well, that's the point, isn't it?
Of course.
Up here in the ivory tower, though, our jerking tends to have what we call "class".
Example: Coq. Coq-Zucker. Haskell. Abstract algebra. Cumsum.
Zygohistomorphic-prepomorphism is not a weak orgasm.
Excuse me if I pass judgement, especially for something as blatantly manufactured as this.
I'm here to slam my drink on the table and complain about Bob Martin and Rust fanatics, while schooling parrots.
For king and country.
Serve me your papers and I'll see you in court, right after I phone the Queen.<|eor|><|sor|>Always feel funny when writing 'cumsum' someplace serious. Keep up the good work up there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | jalembung | jf0r939 | <|sols|><|sot|>Bad code is everywhere. Rust makes bad code hard. Rust makes my erection hard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/12bld8n/our_company_uses_rust_because_it_makes_bad_code/<|eol|><|sor|>lol fluff piece by growth hack yet you people still jerk on it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | saccharineboi | 11wedir | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a furry?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11vy7lj/i_built_a_multiplayer_game_engine_in_rust_ask_me/jcvr3ve?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmingcirclejerk | Schmittfried | jcxpvzd | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a furry?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11vy7lj/i_built_a_multiplayer_game_engine_in_rust_ask_me/jcvr3ve?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Fearlessly concurrent, suspiciously silent.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmingcirclejerk | lowspeccorgi | jcxuecp | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a furry?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11vy7lj/i_built_a_multiplayer_game_engine_in_rust_ask_me/jcvr3ve?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Theyre a rust user so the answer is yes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmingcirclejerk | dumbass_laundry | jcyai0o | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a furry?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11vy7lj/i_built_a_multiplayer_game_engine_in_rust_ask_me/jcvr3ve?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Theyre a rust user so the answer is yes.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I followed a bunch of rust people on twitter for a while and my feed ended up full of furries so<|eor|><|sor|>All the best programmers I knew in college were furries
/uj All the best programmers I knew in college were furries<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | jcze611 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a furry?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11vy7lj/i_built_a_multiplayer_game_engine_in_rust_ask_me/jcvr3ve?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Theyre a rust user so the answer is yes.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I followed a bunch of rust people on twitter for a while and my feed ended up full of furries so<|eor|><|sor|>All the best programmers I knew in college were furries
/uj All the best programmers I knew in college were furries<|eor|><|sor|>deviant art is not a college<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | D3nj4l | jcxz26a | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a furry?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11vy7lj/i_built_a_multiplayer_game_engine_in_rust_ask_me/jcvr3ve?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Theyre a rust user so the answer is yes.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I followed a bunch of rust people on twitter for a while and my feed ended up full of furries so<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | RidderHaddock | jcyq78c | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a furry?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11vy7lj/i_built_a_multiplayer_game_engine_in_rust_ask_me/jcvr3ve?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>*Scratches hairy chest...*
Well, I suppose so.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | unocoder1 | jd5a0od | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a furry?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11vy7lj/i_built_a_multiplayer_game_engine_in_rust_ask_me/jcvr3ve?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Theyre a rust user so the answer is yes.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I followed a bunch of rust people on twitter for a while and my feed ended up full of furries so<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Same thing happened to me with following game developers on twitter.<|eor|><|sor|>All the Indie game devs on Twitter I know are either furries or Elon fanboys. No middle ground<|eor|><|sor|>The computer programming scene is an untapped goldmine for cultural anthropologists.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | damn_69_son | jczeltb | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a furry?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11vy7lj/i_built_a_multiplayer_game_engine_in_rust_ask_me/jcvr3ve?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Theyre a rust user so the answer is yes.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I followed a bunch of rust people on twitter for a while and my feed ended up full of furries so<|eor|><|sor|>I think that says more about twitter than rust<|eor|><|sor|>No, it definitely says more about rust.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | unocoder1 | jcyorgo | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a furry?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11vy7lj/i_built_a_multiplayer_game_engine_in_rust_ask_me/jcvr3ve?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Theyre a rust user so the answer is yes.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I followed a bunch of rust people on twitter for a while and my feed ended up full of furries so<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Same thing happened to me with following game developers on twitter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | goodwarrior12345 | jd3mrs9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a furry?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11vy7lj/i_built_a_multiplayer_game_engine_in_rust_ask_me/jcvr3ve?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Theyre a rust user so the answer is yes.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I followed a bunch of rust people on twitter for a while and my feed ended up full of furries so<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Same thing happened to me with following game developers on twitter.<|eor|><|sor|>All the Indie game devs on Twitter I know are either furries or Elon fanboys. No middle ground<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | G3Kappa | jd8i5pr | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a furry?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11vy7lj/i_built_a_multiplayer_game_engine_in_rust_ask_me/jcvr3ve?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> I am the owner of the Rust Community Discord server.
> I also am a furry haha
haha
_This user was banned for socialjerking_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | 757DrDuck | jdcfhn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a furry?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11vy7lj/i_built_a_multiplayer_game_engine_in_rust_ask_me/jcvr3ve?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Fearlessly concurrent, suspiciously silent.<|eor|><|sor|>Janitorial staff on the cleanup case, too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | G3Kappa | jd8ip14 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a furry?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11vy7lj/i_built_a_multiplayer_game_engine_in_rust_ask_me/jcvr3ve?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Theyre a rust user so the answer is yes.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I followed a bunch of rust people on twitter for a while and my feed ended up full of furries so<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Same thing happened to me with following game developers on twitter.<|eor|><|sor|>All the Indie game devs on Twitter I know are either furries or Elon fanboys. No middle ground<|eor|><|sor|>It's because you're on twitter, not because they're game devs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | BarefootUnicorn | x4tiq7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmingcirclejerk | recycle4science | imxe79a | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, I too have forgotten such unimportant and esoteric theories as \*checks notes\* database normalization.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | imxeicg | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, I too have forgotten such unimportant and esoteric theories as \*checks notes\* database normalization.<|eor|><|sor|>JSON is already a pretty normal format. What's there to normalize about it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmingcirclejerk | grapesmoker | imxszw1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|sor|>/uj it's honestly kind of depressing that we give people this extensive technical training and then put them to work solving the stupidest, most irrelevant problems imaginable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmingcirclejerk | qqwy | imxf87c | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|sor|>Don't worry. In 5 more years the only thing left of your brain will be a dark void, you will be left with only a feeling of resentment and a vague idea of what a few number-filled abbreviations like I18n, K8s, f2k and s2t might mean. If they ever meant something.
The rest is only YAML. Way too much YAML.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmingcirclejerk | recycle4science | imxf27a | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, I too have forgotten such unimportant and esoteric theories as \*checks notes\* database normalization.<|eor|><|sor|>JSON is already a pretty normal format. What's there to normalize about it?<|eor|><|sor|>SET FOREIGN_JERK_CHECKS=0;
I'll have you know it was really hard for me to upvote that.
SET FOREIGN_JERK_CHECKS=1;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | LunaPowder | imy4x63 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|sor|>/uj it's honestly kind of depressing that we give people this extensive technical training and then put them to work solving the stupidest, most irrelevant problems imaginable<|eor|><|sor|>/uj particularly ads. OMG. Why on earth do the brightest minds work on delivering the buggiest, shittiest experience of ads to every single person on earth?<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I used to work in ads and compsci knowledge certainly helps there, given the immense scale at which this industry publishes their predatory garbage.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | illustrious_trees | imxzuv4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|sor|>/uj it's honestly kind of depressing that we give people this extensive technical training and then put them to work solving the stupidest, most irrelevant problems imaginable<|eor|><|sor|>/uj particularly ads. OMG. Why on earth do the brightest minds work on delivering the buggiest, shittiest experience of ads to every single person on earth?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | UnShame | imy3qps | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|sor|>/uj it's honestly kind of depressing that we give people this extensive technical training and then put them to work solving the stupidest, most irrelevant problems imaginable<|eor|><|sor|>It's a free market. If your work is dumb, aim higher.<|eor|><|sor|>I agree, there's always even dumber work out there, you just need to look for it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | alecStewart1 | imy93c9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|sor|>Yea I remember OS theories. I remember the Theory of the Year of the Linux Desktop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | ubernostrum | imz9sud | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|sor|>Don't worry. In 5 more years the only thing left of your brain will be a dark void, you will be left with only a feeling of resentment and a vague idea of what a few number-filled abbreviations like I18n, K8s, f2k and s2t might mean. If they ever meant something.
The rest is only YAML. Way too much YAML.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're referring to as YAML is, in fact, only YAML when made from actual yams. Since most things sold as "yams" are *not*, the proper term is "imitation YAML" or, as I've recently taken to calling it, Sweet PotaTOML.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | G3Kappa | imzmzlr | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, I too have forgotten such unimportant and esoteric theories as \*checks notes\* database normalization.<|eor|><|sor|>This is what your brain looks like on mongodb<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | feral_brick | imy1n9p | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why they even teach database normalization anymore, relational databases aren't web scale<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | MagmaticKobaian | imyrx78 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|sor|>> My unpopular opinion is that you only forget what you have not learned and that you only learn what you do. The vast majority studies only to pass exams. So your situation is pretty normal.
I have abandoned the world I used to know: a world of concepts and ideas, of optimism and the hope that things could be better than this. Those glimmers of change have long since been extinguished. Once, I mourned their loss, but I have come to understand the joy of the unending, unchanging deep. Begone, foul light! I sink gracefully into the `void`, the inky black embrace swaddling me, soft as down, thick as tar. There is nothing better. There is nothing worse. My life spins through four phases in perpetuity: Create, read, update, delete. Create, read, update, delete...
> A broader understanding gives your more fallback positions in the event of some disaster or catastrophic economic collapse, so I'd say:
>
> Put a little bit of your time into learning interesting new skills in even vaguely related fields. A Jack of all trades may be a master of none, but if chaos is the future, adaptability is the key to survival.
Given the proportion of total nerds among the programmer population, I am surprised by how long it took for people to start giving career advice in the form of JRPG prophecies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | SKRAMZ_OR_NOT | imykuu5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why they even teach database normalization anymore, relational databases aren't web scale<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Lol look at this guy, I bet he doesn't even use mongo <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | illustrious_trees | imybrw9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|sor|>/uj it's honestly kind of depressing that we give people this extensive technical training and then put them to work solving the stupidest, most irrelevant problems imaginable<|eor|><|sor|>/uj particularly ads. OMG. Why on earth do the brightest minds work on delivering the buggiest, shittiest experience of ads to every single person on earth?<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I used to work in ads and compsci knowledge certainly helps there, given the immense scale at which this industry publishes their predatory garbage.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj tbf, compsci knowledge is pretty much useful anywhere, other than user interfaces (where hci is extremely important). doesnt still justify the ads<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | Java-Zorbing | imx80sg | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, and then later you go into management and then the hands-on is some far memory ;-)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | Jumpy-Locksmith6812 | in0vtya | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|sor|>CS is 0.1xer shit. Why learn anything when I can just "npm istnall" it?<|eor|><|sor|>command istnall not found. dodged a bullet there!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | PydraxAlpta | ina3wwq | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a Bachelor of CS. But after working for 5 years, I can't remember these CS stuffs like Computer Organization, OS theories, Database normalization. What occupies my mind is delivering the feature to meet business goals and Kubernetes stuffs. Is this normal?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32698784<|eol|><|sor|>CS is 0.1xer shit. Why learn anything when I can just "npm istnall" it?<|eor|><|sor|>command istnall not found. dodged a bullet there!<|eor|><|sor|>> npm install [<package-spec> ...]
> aliases: add, i, in, ins, inst, insta, instal, isnt, isnta, isntal, isntall
/unjerk wtf is this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | chayleaf | sr4zoz | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm surprised to hear there are programmers who don't have a full JetBrains suite subscription<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/sqy10t/guide_getting_the_most_out_of_intellij/hwozieu/?context=3<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmingcirclejerk | NonDairyYandere | hwq4bog | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm surprised to hear there are programmers who don't have a full JetBrains suite subscription<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/sqy10t/guide_getting_the_most_out_of_intellij/hwozieu/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>I was radicalized by GNU in college and I've been a sleeper agent for Big FOSS ever since<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmingcirclejerk | str3akw0w | hwpt9ix | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm surprised to hear there are programmers who don't have a full JetBrains suite subscription<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/sqy10t/guide_getting_the_most_out_of_intellij/hwozieu/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> I take it back, I wouldn't be surprised if Rust coders made their own IDE in Rust and used that exclusively.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bizzaro_Murphy | hwqo7vv | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm surprised to hear there are programmers who don't have a full JetBrains suite subscription<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/sqy10t/guide_getting_the_most_out_of_intellij/hwozieu/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>I was radicalized by GNU in college and I've been a sleeper agent for Big FOSS ever since<|eor|><|sor|>Have you tried going to a college that actually provides its students with professional tools?<|eor|><|sor|>I hate to break it to you but if your college had professional tools it wasn't a real college - it was an industry insider hiring or marketing plant<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmingcirclejerk | hexane360 | hwq912z | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm surprised to hear there are programmers who don't have a full JetBrains suite subscription<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/sqy10t/guide_getting_the_most_out_of_intellij/hwozieu/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>/uj you gotta love when your instructions for using an IDE start with "you gotta tune your GC *just right*"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | Poddster | hwr6ah5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm surprised to hear there are programmers who don't have a full JetBrains suite subscription<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/sqy10t/guide_getting_the_most_out_of_intellij/hwozieu/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Who runs Java crap in 2022?<|eor|><|sor|>2 billion devices!
Just like in 1995, weirdly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | vimpostor | hwrpeq7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm surprised to hear there are programmers who don't have a full JetBrains suite subscription<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/sqy10t/guide_getting_the_most_out_of_intellij/hwozieu/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>I was radicalized by GNU in college and I've been a sleeper agent for Big FOSS ever since<|eor|><|sor|>Have you tried going to a college that actually provides its students with professional tools?<|eor|><|sor|>/uj with jetbrains, you can submit a pull request adding your college to their SWOT repository, and get free student license. For public information.<|eor|><|sor|>Appreciate the offer, but if I'd really want to wait 5 minutes while my IDE starts up, I can already achieve this by starting my vim inside a VSCode embedded terminal instead of my normal terminal, thank you very much.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | ShirkingDemiurge | hwrs8fq | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm surprised to hear there are programmers who don't have a full JetBrains suite subscription<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/sqy10t/guide_getting_the_most_out_of_intellij/hwozieu/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>I struggle to understand how NASA managed to pull off the Apollo missions without TDD and Agile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hwr9lne | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm surprised to hear there are programmers who don't have a full JetBrains suite subscription<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/sqy10t/guide_getting_the_most_out_of_intellij/hwozieu/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> I take it back, I wouldn't be surprised if Rust coders made their own IDE in Rust and used that exclusively.<|eor|><|sor|>Which will be glorified vi clone with 108 colours and emojis plus an half baked LSP implementation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | uardum | hwqxx4s | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm surprised to hear there are programmers who don't have a full JetBrains suite subscription<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/sqy10t/guide_getting_the_most_out_of_intellij/hwozieu/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> I take it back, I wouldn't be surprised if Rust coders made their own IDE in Rust and used that exclusively.<|eor|><|sor|>We've been exclusively using our own IDE written in our language since the 1980s.
Lisp 32 - 0 Rust<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | BarefootUnicorn | hwqu7c5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm surprised to hear there are programmers who don't have a full JetBrains suite subscription<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/sqy10t/guide_getting_the_most_out_of_intellij/hwozieu/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Who runs Java crap in 2022?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | moonrock426ix | hwrgc69 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm surprised to hear there are programmers who don't have a full JetBrains suite subscription<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/sqy10t/guide_getting_the_most_out_of_intellij/hwozieu/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>i dont pay for software<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hwr9gqd | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm surprised to hear there are programmers who don't have a full JetBrains suite subscription<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/sqy10t/guide_getting_the_most_out_of_intellij/hwozieu/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>I was radicalized by GNU in college and I've been a sleeper agent for Big FOSS ever since<|eor|><|sor|>Have you tried going to a college that actually provides its students with professional tools?<|eor|><|sor|>/uj with jetbrains, you can submit a pull request adding your college to their SWOT repository, and get free student license. For public information.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | warmwaffles | hwsjq3h | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm surprised to hear there are programmers who don't have a full JetBrains suite subscription<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/sqy10t/guide_getting_the_most_out_of_intellij/hwozieu/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>i dont pay for software<|eor|><|sor|>Genuinely, how do developers make a living?<|eor|><|sor|>Grifting about the next web tech.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | james_pic | hwstgoo | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm surprised to hear there are programmers who don't have a full JetBrains suite subscription<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/sqy10t/guide_getting_the_most_out_of_intellij/hwozieu/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>I struggle to understand how NASA managed to pull off the Apollo missions without TDD and Agile.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj If you read [Royce's 1970 paper](http://www-scf.usc.edu/~csci201/lectures/Lecture11/royce1970.pdf), which describes the experience at NASA that lead to what we now call waterfall, it spends the first third or so describing something like the waterfall method we all recognise, then spends the rest of the paper explaining why it doesn't work and how to fix it, at least partly by making it more iterative.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | DepressedTranAlt | hwrbyn5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm surprised to hear there are programmers who don't have a full JetBrains suite subscription<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/sqy10t/guide_getting_the_most_out_of_intellij/hwozieu/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>/uj you gotta love when your instructions for using an IDE start with "you gotta tune your GC *just right*"<|eor|><|sor|>Rusteceans know that using GC is immoral so they're trying to minimize the sin<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | sai-kiran | hwrow2h | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm surprised to hear there are programmers who don't have a full JetBrains suite subscription<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/sqy10t/guide_getting_the_most_out_of_intellij/hwozieu/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>i dont pay for software<|eor|><|sor|>Genuinely, how do developers make a living?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | Sea_Organization | snhg11 | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmingcirclejerk | Lich_Hegemon | hw2o9ia | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>Real programmers program directly to the system terminal, no window server.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | hw35h15 | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>> [When I was a TA for computer science the students with tiling window managers had the worst grades in class and talked exactly like this.](https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30258860)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hw46hu3 | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>Real programmers program directly to the system terminal, no window server.<|eor|><|sor|>> Real programmers
No thanks I am an int64_t programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | corona-info | hw2x9vv | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I use XMonad (written in Haskelll. btw)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProgVal | hw2ys91 | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>My window manager natively supports search & copy-paste from stackoverflow AND hackernews<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | hw352uy | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>LOL everyone knows managers just get in the way. My windows are a self-organising team.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | jaipurkabanda | hw2px1d | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>Real programmers program directly to the system terminal, no window server.<|eor|><|sor|>Real programmers program by passing electrical current directly to the transistors<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | chayleaf | hw46q2d | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>> [When I was a TA for computer science the students with tiling window managers had the worst grades in class and talked exactly like this.](https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30258860)<|eor|><|sor|>wow, a TA that knows what a WM is, the most I ever got is "so you prefer to run code without visual studio, in console?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | HighlyRegardedExpert | hw34dvt | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I use StumpWm. Pressing `s-t s-d icecat C-l !cliki` to get answers is way more efficient than "point and click" and leaves my wrist nimble for jerking off later.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hw46mnc | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>> [When I was a TA for computer science the students with tiling window managers had the worst grades in class and talked exactly like this.](https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30258860)<|eor|><|sor|>Based hackernews, like an oasis in desert.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | hw4u0v9 | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>> [When I was a TA for computer science the students with tiling window managers had the worst grades in class and talked exactly like this.](https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30258860)<|eor|><|sor|>wow, a TA that knows what a WM is, the most I ever got is "so you prefer to run code without visual studio, in console?"<|eor|><|sor|>How were your grades?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | angry_mr_potato_head | hw33s6y | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>Real programmers write their own homebrew window manager they programmed themselves. If you can't customize your workflow down to the pixel on the screen, can you really call yourself a programmer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | AccurateCandidate | hw3a037 | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of text editors makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | hw5k5or | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>> [When I was a TA for computer science the students with tiling window managers had the worst grades in class and talked exactly like this.](https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30258860)<|eor|><|sor|>/uj doxxing myself a little but I wrote that comment in response to seeing this post earlier today and now its being ratio'd in the same Reddit post that led to it's creation on hacker News. Facebook isn't the only thing that's become meta.<|eor|><|sor|>> I wrote that comment in response to seeing this post earlier today
I think that's what we call violating the prime directive, and at times the mods have taken a dim view of it, but i believe the mods all became dissolute drug addicts during the pandemic, so you're probably fine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | afdsadf | hw433rz | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of text editors makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eor|><|sor|>This but unironically.<|eor|><|sor|>i agree, using an IDE is much more productive than a regular text editor
`:set unjerk=g:true`
i agree, using an IDE is much more productive than a regular text editor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | tripledjr | hw327hw | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>Real programmers program directly to the system terminal, no window server.<|eor|><|sor|>Real programmers program by passing electrical current directly to the transistors<|eor|><|sor|>Real programmers are transistors in disguise.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | disintegore | hw34lvl | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>Real programmers program directly to the system terminal, no window server.<|eor|><|sor|>Real programmers program by passing electrical current directly to the transistors<|eor|><|sor|>Real programmers are transistors in disguise.<|eor|><|sor|>Real programmers only drink vermouth.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | somewhataccurate | hw6aq6i | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of text editors makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eor|><|sor|>This but unironically.<|eor|><|sor|>i agree, using an IDE is much more productive than a regular text editor
`:set unjerk=g:true`
i agree, using an IDE is much more productive than a regular text editor<|eor|><|sor|>\>Go flair<|eor|><|sor|>>Probably, needs his IDE to insert all of the if err == nil checks<|eor|><|sor|>I have a foot peddle for that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | HighlyRegardedExpert | hw5ac0r | <|sols|><|sot|>If you're not someone who can see that one class of window managers makes you much more productive than another, then quite frankly you're probably not a great programmer and just get by with some SO copy-paste, things might not be so good for you once the tech boom busts<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30254709<|eol|><|sor|>> [When I was a TA for computer science the students with tiling window managers had the worst grades in class and talked exactly like this.](https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30258860)<|eor|><|sor|>/uj doxxing myself a little but I wrote that comment in response to seeing this post earlier today and now its being ratio'd in the same Reddit post that led to it's creation on hacker News. Facebook isn't the only thing that's become meta.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | anonymousredditor0 | pesxhh | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hazrb9c | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>The biggest red flags Ive seen:
- Resume in Word (or worse, HTML) instead of LaTeX.
- GitHub page has < 300 stars
- Doesnt mention Rust, Elm, or Erlang.
- Doesnt ask at the interview for a DVORAK keyboard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmingcirclejerk | lambda-male | hazu5h4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>Also having a BMI below 30 and showering daily.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | hb0cwb5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>HN is social media<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | hb0ct8o | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>The biggest red flags Ive seen:
- Resume in Word (or worse, HTML) instead of LaTeX.
- GitHub page has < 300 stars
- Doesnt mention Rust, Elm, or Erlang.
- Doesnt ask at the interview for a DVORAK keyboard.<|eor|><|sor|>They dont need an actual DV keyboard they just need the OS set to DV.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | topMarksForNotTrying | hb16v57 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>The biggest red flags Ive seen:
- Resume in Word (or worse, HTML) instead of LaTeX.
- GitHub page has < 300 stars
- Doesnt mention Rust, Elm, or Erlang.
- Doesnt ask at the interview for a DVORAK keyboard.<|eor|><|sor|>They dont need an actual DV keyboard they just need the OS set to DV.<|eor|><|sor|>Asking for a Dvorak keyboard is a sign that they don't know how to touch type. Also a red flag.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hb0txvb | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>> @aol.com
USE BORING TECHNOLOGY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | lampshadish2 | hb1konb | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>The biggest red flags Ive seen:
- Resume in Word (or worse, HTML) instead of LaTeX.
- GitHub page has < 300 stars
- Doesnt mention Rust, Elm, or Erlang.
- Doesnt ask at the interview for a DVORAK keyboard.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
Am I missing something? Usually when I apply, I submit my resume as a pdf. Does anybody actually know/care what typesetting program I used to make it?<|eor|><|sor|>/uj no they don't
/j every software engineer should have implemented their own custom typesetter for their resume<|eor|><|sor|>The biggest section on my resume is an architectural explanation of my software that renders my resume.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | TastyPi | hb1ipu3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>The biggest red flags Ive seen:
- Resume in Word (or worse, HTML) instead of LaTeX.
- GitHub page has < 300 stars
- Doesnt mention Rust, Elm, or Erlang.
- Doesnt ask at the interview for a DVORAK keyboard.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
Am I missing something? Usually when I apply, I submit my resume as a pdf. Does anybody actually know/care what typesetting program I used to make it?<|eor|><|sor|>/uj no they don't
/j every software engineer should have implemented their own custom typesetter for their resume<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | hb19511 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>The biggest red flags Ive seen:
- Resume in Word (or worse, HTML) instead of LaTeX.
- GitHub page has < 300 stars
- Doesnt mention Rust, Elm, or Erlang.
- Doesnt ask at the interview for a DVORAK keyboard.<|eor|><|sor|>They dont need an actual DV keyboard they just need the OS set to DV.<|eor|><|sor|>Asking for a Dvorak keyboard is a sign that they don't know how to touch type. Also a red flag.<|eor|><|sor|>Id hire a hunt and peck dvorak aficionado just for the lolz<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | abermea | hb0xcv7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>The digital revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | doomvox | hb129nv | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>But would you hire someone with a reddit account?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | LeeHide | hb16sqf | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>HN is social media<|eor|><|sor|>pair programming is social media<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | BIG_SNYK_ENERGY | hb1guqj | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>Also having a BMI below 30 and showering daily.<|eor|><|sor|>DAILY???
ARE THEY NUTS?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | doomvox | hb12dh7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> I work at a surveillance company or a defense contractor but I don't have a Facebook
You mean, because you have access to the entire site anyway?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | CallMeAnanda | hb1nc09 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>The biggest red flags Ive seen:
- Resume in Word (or worse, HTML) instead of LaTeX.
- GitHub page has < 300 stars
- Doesnt mention Rust, Elm, or Erlang.
- Doesnt ask at the interview for a DVORAK keyboard.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
Am I missing something? Usually when I apply, I submit my resume as a pdf. Does anybody actually know/care what typesetting program I used to make it?<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I, too, forgot which sub I was in for a moment.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the sign of a great jerk imo. Looks just like something you'd see in /r/programming<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | MisterOfScience | hb1c68x | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>The biggest red flags Ive seen:
- Resume in Word (or worse, HTML) instead of LaTeX.
- GitHub page has < 300 stars
- Doesnt mention Rust, Elm, or Erlang.
- Doesnt ask at the interview for a DVORAK keyboard.<|eor|><|sor|>I usually start interview by swapping all keyboard keys to DVORAK layout. I can talk about all that soft skill stuff while I do that so it's not a big deal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
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