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programmingcirclejerk | Karyo_Ten | hb0wlh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>> @aol.com
USE BORING TECHNOLOGY<|eor|><|sor|>Left-pad?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | CornedBee | hb17xc8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>The biggest red flags Ive seen:
- Resume in Word (or worse, HTML) instead of LaTeX.
- GitHub page has < 300 stars
- Doesnt mention Rust, Elm, or Erlang.
- Doesnt ask at the interview for a DVORAK keyboard.<|eor|><|sor|>> Doesnt ask at the interview for a DVORAK keyboard.
Wait, you have any other kind? What kind of company is that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | CallMeAnanda | hb1hexm | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>The biggest red flags Ive seen:
- Resume in Word (or worse, HTML) instead of LaTeX.
- GitHub page has < 300 stars
- Doesnt mention Rust, Elm, or Erlang.
- Doesnt ask at the interview for a DVORAK keyboard.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
Am I missing something? Usually when I apply, I submit my resume as a pdf. Does anybody actually know/care what typesetting program I used to make it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | EmergencySwitch | hb1ywmc | <|sols|><|sot|>I've suspected this for a long time. It's just too bad you can have a Facebook account (or for that matter, Twitter or LinkedIn) and still get hired in tech. Having a presence on social media should be treated as the same negative hiring signal as putting an @aol.com email address on your resume.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28359482<|eol|><|sor|>The biggest red flags Ive seen:
- Resume in Word (or worse, HTML) instead of LaTeX.
- GitHub page has < 300 stars
- Doesnt mention Rust, Elm, or Erlang.
- Doesnt ask at the interview for a DVORAK keyboard.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
Am I missing something? Usually when I apply, I submit my resume as a pdf. Does anybody actually know/care what typesetting program I used to make it?<|eor|><|sor|>/uj no they don't
/j every software engineer should have implemented their own custom typesetter for their resume<|eor|><|sor|>The biggest section on my resume is an architectural explanation of my software that renders my resume.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
I do this. I got a latex resume that builds using github actions and automatically uploads to my website whenever I make a commit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | BarefootUnicorn | log64h | <|sols|><|sot|>I am deeply, deeply romantic about programming. I consider it an act of self-actualization.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26207518<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmingcirclejerk | MarchDefiant | go5raho | <|sols|><|sot|>I am deeply, deeply romantic about programming. I consider it an act of self-actualization.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26207518<|eol|><|sor|>Did you mean self-gratification, aka jerking?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | 15rthughes | go63r3v | <|sols|><|sot|>I am deeply, deeply romantic about programming. I consider it an act of self-actualization.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26207518<|eol|><|sor|>weve achieved actual jerking<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | go5yccc | <|sols|><|sot|>I am deeply, deeply romantic about programming. I consider it an act of self-actualization.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26207518<|eol|><|sor|>The curves from those parentheses in Lisp gives me a stiffie.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | oryiesis | go6a3x7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am deeply, deeply romantic about programming. I consider it an act of self-actualization.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26207518<|eol|><|sor|>We are special. Chosen ones who have won the brain lottery. Unique through time and space.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | ohaiya | go6knhw | <|sols|><|sot|>I am deeply, deeply romantic about programming. I consider it an act of self-actualization.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26207518<|eol|><|sor|>I consider myself a coding wizard and the code I write are my spells. When I cast a program it makes computers do magical things.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | ChakaChaka26 | go7pibi | <|sols|><|sot|>I am deeply, deeply romantic about programming. I consider it an act of self-actualization.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26207518<|eol|><|sor|>sex is good (i havent tried it) but have you ever written code?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | officerthegeek | go7fqgg | <|sols|><|sot|>I am deeply, deeply romantic about programming. I consider it an act of self-actualization.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26207518<|eol|><|sor|>My code should be displayed at the Louvre<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | go6uetl | <|sols|><|sot|>I am deeply, deeply romantic about programming. I consider it an act of self-actualization.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26207518<|eol|><|sor|>I consider myself a coding wizard and the code I write are my spells. When I cast a program it makes computers do magical things.<|eor|><|sor|>I put on my robe and wizard hat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | voidvector | go7sh9s | <|sols|><|sot|>I am deeply, deeply romantic about programming. I consider it an act of self-actualization.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26207518<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer to friend zone the blue rodent<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | FinJoTheGreat | go7xtys | <|sols|><|sot|>I am deeply, deeply romantic about programming. I consider it an act of self-actualization.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26207518<|eol|><|sor|>We know that programmers have a 0.01% chance of finding romance with human beings, so falling in love with your job is the next best thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | republitard_2 | go8vz90 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am deeply, deeply romantic about programming. I consider it an act of self-actualization.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26207518<|eol|><|sor|>We know that programmers have a 0.01% chance of finding romance with human beings, so falling in love with your job is the next best thing.<|eor|><|sor|>I can confirm. Source: I am a 30 year old senior programming wizard. Instead of naked women, my pr0n folder is full of completed Jira tickets.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | 32gbsd | go6td3e | <|sols|><|sot|>I am deeply, deeply romantic about programming. I consider it an act of self-actualization.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26207518<|eol|><|sor|>My tests will stand the test of time. People living on mars will remember me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | ToughPhotograph | go91b2c | <|sols|><|sot|>I am deeply, deeply romantic about programming. I consider it an act of self-actualization.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26207518<|eol|><|sor|>A reply on that thread to that comment breaks my heart:
> I learned this the hard way. Thought I was special and passionate and hard working. Then I had a mental breakdown and could barely get anything done. All of a sudden money became the top priority I started seeing the world for what it really is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | go6tcyp | <|sols|><|sot|>I am deeply, deeply romantic about programming. I consider it an act of self-actualization.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26207518<|eol|><|sor|>It's the only thing you can be realistically romantic about.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | _devilduck | go8ww43 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am deeply, deeply romantic about programming. I consider it an act of self-actualization.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26207518<|eol|><|sor|>sex is good (i havent tried it) but have you ever written code?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, I've done both. I'm a dad who codes. Ask me anything about what it's like to be in the top echelon of people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | go8oys1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am deeply, deeply romantic about programming. I consider it an act of self-actualization.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26207518<|eol|><|sor|>My code should be displayed at the Louvre<|eor|><|sor|>Who really built the Louvre anyway? ENGINEERS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | ChakaChaka26 | go7pjsb | <|sols|><|sot|>I am deeply, deeply romantic about programming. I consider it an act of self-actualization.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26207518<|eol|><|sor|>My code should be displayed at the Louvre<|eor|><|sor|>my hello world should be displayed at the louvre<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | zip117 | lf9pan | <|sols|><|sot|>Our choice was either over-pay seniors to deal with this giant pile of 5th stage super-cancer, or hire kids fresh out of college and hope they wouldn't wise up to the fact that any skillset developed while working with AUTOSHIT was absolutely useless and bail.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/embedded/comments/leq366/comment/gmiq6d0<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmingcirclejerk | tesch34 | gmkmllz | <|sols|><|sot|>Our choice was either over-pay seniors to deal with this giant pile of 5th stage super-cancer, or hire kids fresh out of college and hope they wouldn't wise up to the fact that any skillset developed while working with AUTOSHIT was absolutely useless and bail.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/embedded/comments/leq366/comment/gmiq6d0<|eol|><|sor|>>you'll spend a few more months sitting in online seminars while some talking head explains why it takes 6 hours to configure a million goddamn things so their garbage tool can shit out an entire Italian resaurant's worth of spaghetti code just to blink an LED at 1Hz.
​
>I would rather shove a shotgun in my ass and blow my god damn balls off than ever lay my eyes on AUTOSHIT ever again. Complete fucking waste of time. If ever you see AUTOSAR on a job description then fucking RUN.
lmao 10/10<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmingcirclejerk | drea2 | gmku1uz | <|sols|><|sot|>Our choice was either over-pay seniors to deal with this giant pile of 5th stage super-cancer, or hire kids fresh out of college and hope they wouldn't wise up to the fact that any skillset developed while working with AUTOSHIT was absolutely useless and bail.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/embedded/comments/leq366/comment/gmiq6d0<|eol|><|sor|>Thats not a jerk, pretty great read tho<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | Silly-Freak | gmkz7ip | <|sols|><|sot|>Our choice was either over-pay seniors to deal with this giant pile of 5th stage super-cancer, or hire kids fresh out of college and hope they wouldn't wise up to the fact that any skillset developed while working with AUTOSHIT was absolutely useless and bail.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/embedded/comments/leq366/comment/gmiq6d0<|eol|><|sor|>>you'll spend a few more months sitting in online seminars while some talking head explains why it takes 6 hours to configure a million goddamn things so their garbage tool can shit out an entire Italian resaurant's worth of spaghetti code just to blink an LED at 1Hz.
​
>I would rather shove a shotgun in my ass and blow my god damn balls off than ever lay my eyes on AUTOSHIT ever again. Complete fucking waste of time. If ever you see AUTOSAR on a job description then fucking RUN.
lmao 10/10<|eor|><|sor|>>an entire Italian resaurant's worth of spaghetti code
funniest shit I've ever read<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | ziplock9000 | gmkupos | <|sols|><|sot|>Our choice was either over-pay seniors to deal with this giant pile of 5th stage super-cancer, or hire kids fresh out of college and hope they wouldn't wise up to the fact that any skillset developed while working with AUTOSHIT was absolutely useless and bail.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/embedded/comments/leq366/comment/gmiq6d0<|eol|><|sor|>This isn't a Jerk, it's a very valid concern thats a known issue in the industry.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | IanisVasilev | gmkpwgo | <|sols|><|sot|>Our choice was either over-pay seniors to deal with this giant pile of 5th stage super-cancer, or hire kids fresh out of college and hope they wouldn't wise up to the fact that any skillset developed while working with AUTOSHIT was absolutely useless and bail.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/embedded/comments/leq366/comment/gmiq6d0<|eol|><|sor|>AUTOSAREEEEEEEE complains about AUTOSAR in what appears to be the most sincere reddit comment ever.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | YqQbey | gmkkztr | <|sols|><|sot|>Our choice was either over-pay seniors to deal with this giant pile of 5th stage super-cancer, or hire kids fresh out of college and hope they wouldn't wise up to the fact that any skillset developed while working with AUTOSHIT was absolutely useless and bail.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/embedded/comments/leq366/comment/gmiq6d0<|eol|><|sor|>I thougt they are talking about autotools.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | anatolya | gmmbnsb | <|sols|><|sot|>Our choice was either over-pay seniors to deal with this giant pile of 5th stage super-cancer, or hire kids fresh out of college and hope they wouldn't wise up to the fact that any skillset developed while working with AUTOSHIT was absolutely useless and bail.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/embedded/comments/leq366/comment/gmiq6d0<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Sir, you're the 4xer we need but we don't deserve<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntaxitome | gmm5kru | <|sols|><|sot|>Our choice was either over-pay seniors to deal with this giant pile of 5th stage super-cancer, or hire kids fresh out of college and hope they wouldn't wise up to the fact that any skillset developed while working with AUTOSHIT was absolutely useless and bail.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/embedded/comments/leq366/comment/gmiq6d0<|eol|><|sor|>Why choose? I love the chemistry between fresh out of college 'everything must be nodejs' kids and 'dependencies are a liability' senior citizens.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | witcher_rat | gmml4mn | <|sols|><|sot|>Our choice was either over-pay seniors to deal with this giant pile of 5th stage super-cancer, or hire kids fresh out of college and hope they wouldn't wise up to the fact that any skillset developed while working with AUTOSHIT was absolutely useless and bail.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/embedded/comments/leq366/comment/gmiq6d0<|eol|><|sor|>Obviously AUTOSAR tools need to be re-written in Rust.
I've heard that will make them 1000x faster. Also, it compiles code down to machine learning, allowing for extra efficiency.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | zip117 | gmmb21k | <|sols|><|sot|>Our choice was either over-pay seniors to deal with this giant pile of 5th stage super-cancer, or hire kids fresh out of college and hope they wouldn't wise up to the fact that any skillset developed while working with AUTOSHIT was absolutely useless and bail.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/embedded/comments/leq366/comment/gmiq6d0<|eol|><|sor|>This isn't a Jerk, it's a very valid concern thats a known issue in the industry.<|eor|><|soopr|>Different strokes for different folks. Maybe try replacing AUTOSAR with GNU/Linux and see if that works for you, you degenerate.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | zip117 | gmn9qv8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Our choice was either over-pay seniors to deal with this giant pile of 5th stage super-cancer, or hire kids fresh out of college and hope they wouldn't wise up to the fact that any skillset developed while working with AUTOSHIT was absolutely useless and bail.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/embedded/comments/leq366/comment/gmiq6d0<|eol|><|sor|>This isn't a Jerk, it's a very valid concern thats a known issue in the industry.<|eor|><|soopr|>Different strokes for different folks. Maybe try replacing AUTOSAR with GNU/Linux and see if that works for you, you degenerate.<|eoopr|><|sor|>No, not really. Like I said, the scenario is common in the industry with legacy tech/software/hardware. Any particular need for the insult?<|eor|><|soopr|>Its not an insult. Im an equal opportunity jerker, I wont judge you for your fetish. Now excuse me while I write some AUTOSAR code... almost there...<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | lkraider | gmmlv4o | <|sols|><|sot|>Our choice was either over-pay seniors to deal with this giant pile of 5th stage super-cancer, or hire kids fresh out of college and hope they wouldn't wise up to the fact that any skillset developed while working with AUTOSHIT was absolutely useless and bail.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/embedded/comments/leq366/comment/gmiq6d0<|eol|><|sor|>I thougt they are talking about autotools.<|eor|><|sor|>Could also apply to Autohotkey
The things Ive seen... *PTSD wardog stare*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | 32gbsd | gmm3iot | <|sols|><|sot|>Our choice was either over-pay seniors to deal with this giant pile of 5th stage super-cancer, or hire kids fresh out of college and hope they wouldn't wise up to the fact that any skillset developed while working with AUTOSHIT was absolutely useless and bail.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/embedded/comments/leq366/comment/gmiq6d0<|eol|><|sor|>read the whole thing. /uj but glad you brought it to our attention so +1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | ziplock9000 | gmn8swa | <|sols|><|sot|>Our choice was either over-pay seniors to deal with this giant pile of 5th stage super-cancer, or hire kids fresh out of college and hope they wouldn't wise up to the fact that any skillset developed while working with AUTOSHIT was absolutely useless and bail.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/embedded/comments/leq366/comment/gmiq6d0<|eol|><|sor|>This isn't a Jerk, it's a very valid concern thats a known issue in the industry.<|eor|><|soopr|>Different strokes for different folks. Maybe try replacing AUTOSAR with GNU/Linux and see if that works for you, you degenerate.<|eoopr|><|sor|>No, not really. Like I said, the scenario is common in the industry with legacy tech/software/hardware. Any particular need for the insult?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | rohitkg98 | l5xuio | <|sols|><|sot|>Mighty speeds up Chrome on your laptop by streaming it from a more powerful computer in the cloud<|eot|><|sol|>https://mightyapp.com/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmingcirclejerk | zygohistomoronism | gkxe6m8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mighty speeds up Chrome on your laptop by streaming it from a more powerful computer in the cloud<|eot|><|sol|>https://mightyapp.com/<|eol|><|sor|>The solution to web browsers being complete trash is to use hundreds of times more bandwidth by streaming video from Jeff's computer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmingcirclejerk | HotelDon | gkx98hc | <|sols|><|sot|>Mighty speeds up Chrome on your laptop by streaming it from a more powerful computer in the cloud<|eot|><|sol|>https://mightyapp.com/<|eol|><|sor|>These phishing attempts are getting out of hand<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | gkxstcy | <|sols|><|sot|>Mighty speeds up Chrome on your laptop by streaming it from a more powerful computer in the cloud<|eot|><|sol|>https://mightyapp.com/<|eol|><|sor|>First Google took desktop apps and put them on the web, now Mighty takes the apps and runs them remotely. Pretty soon were going to come full circle and have someone recreate thin clients that timeshare some random server.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | anatolya | gkyay58 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mighty speeds up Chrome on your laptop by streaming it from a more powerful computer in the cloud<|eot|><|sol|>https://mightyapp.com/<|eol|><|sor|>The solution to web browsers being complete trash is to use hundreds of times more bandwidth by streaming video from Jeff's computer.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
I unironically need something like this. My Firefox and chrome have hundred windows and thousands of tabs opened consuming 10+GB ram in total.
I'm too lazy to sit on an actual chair in front of an actual computer for culling tabs so I'm thinking of streaming it to my underpowered laptop using xpra so I can cull tabs and jerkpost at the comfort of my bed.<|eor|><|sor|>I... what?<|eor|><|sor|>You've never seen a 1000x er before?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | mizzu704 | gkykjzu | <|sols|><|sot|>Mighty speeds up Chrome on your laptop by streaming it from a more powerful computer in the cloud<|eot|><|sol|>https://mightyapp.com/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj I bet the client is written in Electron.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | gkydzb0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mighty speeds up Chrome on your laptop by streaming it from a more powerful computer in the cloud<|eot|><|sol|>https://mightyapp.com/<|eol|><|sor|>You mean I can just spin up Docker instances that only run Chrome and I can sell that as a service?
Fuck, why didn't I think of that sooner??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | anatolya | gkxmvwj | <|sols|><|sot|>Mighty speeds up Chrome on your laptop by streaming it from a more powerful computer in the cloud<|eot|><|sol|>https://mightyapp.com/<|eol|><|sor|>The solution to web browsers being complete trash is to use hundreds of times more bandwidth by streaming video from Jeff's computer.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
I unironically need something like this. My Firefox and chrome have hundred windows and thousands of tabs opened consuming 10+GB ram in total.
I'm too lazy to sit on an actual chair in front of an actual computer for culling tabs so I'm thinking of streaming it to my underpowered laptop using xpra so I can cull tabs and jerkpost at the comfort of my bed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | flyercreek | gkxwtwk | <|sols|><|sot|>Mighty speeds up Chrome on your laptop by streaming it from a more powerful computer in the cloud<|eot|><|sol|>https://mightyapp.com/<|eol|><|sor|>First Google took desktop apps and put them on the web, now Mighty takes the apps and runs them remotely. Pretty soon were going to come full circle and have someone recreate thin clients that timeshare some random server.<|eor|><|sor|>Only allowing login via social security and blood sample<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | AMusingMule | gl13efg | <|sols|><|sot|>Mighty speeds up Chrome on your laptop by streaming it from a more powerful computer in the cloud<|eot|><|sol|>https://mightyapp.com/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj I bet the client is written in Electron.<|eor|><|sor|>From their job posting:
>We primarily write code in C++ and TypeScript for an Electron desktop app.
Can't make this shit up.<|eor|><|sor|>shipping a browser to stream a browser, nice. when my browser server starts having trouble with the new modern web, I can just stream another server through that server. how future proof!
\uj if their whole USP is that chrome is slow and memory-hungry, why tf they shipping chrome for what is essentially a video stream?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | jokullmusic | gky4w5x | <|sols|><|sot|>Mighty speeds up Chrome on your laptop by streaming it from a more powerful computer in the cloud<|eot|><|sol|>https://mightyapp.com/<|eol|><|sor|>The solution to web browsers being complete trash is to use hundreds of times more bandwidth by streaming video from Jeff's computer.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
I unironically need something like this. My Firefox and chrome have hundred windows and thousands of tabs opened consuming 10+GB ram in total.
I'm too lazy to sit on an actual chair in front of an actual computer for culling tabs so I'm thinking of streaming it to my underpowered laptop using xpra so I can cull tabs and jerkpost at the comfort of my bed.<|eor|><|sor|>I... what?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | gkxpa94 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mighty speeds up Chrome on your laptop by streaming it from a more powerful computer in the cloud<|eot|><|sol|>https://mightyapp.com/<|eol|><|sor|>The solution to web browsers being complete trash is to use hundreds of times more bandwidth by streaming video from Jeff's computer.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
I unironically need something like this. My Firefox and chrome have hundred windows and thousands of tabs opened consuming 10+GB ram in total.
I'm too lazy to sit on an actual chair in front of an actual computer for culling tabs so I'm thinking of streaming it to my underpowered laptop using xpra so I can cull tabs and jerkpost at the comfort of my bed.<|eor|><|sor|>If the website doesn't have a lightweight version it's not worth jerk posting to.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | disintegore | gky56ei | <|sols|><|sot|>Mighty speeds up Chrome on your laptop by streaming it from a more powerful computer in the cloud<|eot|><|sol|>https://mightyapp.com/<|eol|><|sor|>The solution to web browsers being complete trash is to use hundreds of times more bandwidth by streaming video from Jeff's computer.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
I unironically need something like this. My Firefox and chrome have hundred windows and thousands of tabs opened consuming 10+GB ram in total.
I'm too lazy to sit on an actual chair in front of an actual computer for culling tabs so I'm thinking of streaming it to my underpowered laptop using xpra so I can cull tabs and jerkpost at the comfort of my bed.<|eor|><|sor|>If the website doesn't have a lightweight version it's not worth jerk posting to.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, Hacker News is worth posting to?<|eor|><|sor|>Worth *jerk posting* to<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | djbaha | gkxr4t2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mighty speeds up Chrome on your laptop by streaming it from a more powerful computer in the cloud<|eot|><|sol|>https://mightyapp.com/<|eol|><|sor|>follow the founder on twitter, he really thinks this is the future of browsing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | samsop | gkz6bdv | <|sols|><|sot|>Mighty speeds up Chrome on your laptop by streaming it from a more powerful computer in the cloud<|eot|><|sol|>https://mightyapp.com/<|eol|><|sor|>The solution to web browsers being complete trash is to use hundreds of times more bandwidth by streaming video from Jeff's computer.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
I unironically need something like this. My Firefox and chrome have hundred windows and thousands of tabs opened consuming 10+GB ram in total.
I'm too lazy to sit on an actual chair in front of an actual computer for culling tabs so I'm thinking of streaming it to my underpowered laptop using xpra so I can cull tabs and jerkpost at the comfort of my bed.<|eor|><|sor|>How about The Great Suspender? It automatically pauses tabs once you haven't used them in 30 minutes, freeing up its memory. The downside is you have to refresh the page to start using it again.<|eor|><|sor|>That's *with* great suspender . Starts with 3.5GB and balloons up to 5-6GB after some usage.
It turns out there's no software workaround for shitty browsing habits <|eor|><|sor|>Why do you have "hundreds of windows and thousands of tabs open"? I can't imagine why anyone would need that... just use bookmarks
> no software workaround is enough for shitty browsing habits
The only solution to some problems is to prevent them from occurring lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | andiconda | gkynmp5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mighty speeds up Chrome on your laptop by streaming it from a more powerful computer in the cloud<|eot|><|sol|>https://mightyapp.com/<|eol|><|sor|>First Google took desktop apps and put them on the web, now Mighty takes the apps and runs them remotely. Pretty soon were going to come full circle and have someone recreate thin clients that timeshare some random server.<|eor|><|sor|>IBM had it right to begin with using time share servers. Profiteers like Bill Gates and Steve Jobs just distributed the market by bastardizing computers by making them a commodity.
Besides how are we supposed to have an exciting revolution in technology when PCs have arguably reached their peak? First we making everything cloud, then we replace the home computer with terminals, then someone will reinvent the home computer, then it'll be someone else's turn to be king of silicone valley.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | gkxsjfn | <|sols|><|sot|>Mighty speeds up Chrome on your laptop by streaming it from a more powerful computer in the cloud<|eot|><|sol|>https://mightyapp.com/<|eol|><|sor|>The solution to web browsers being complete trash is to use hundreds of times more bandwidth by streaming video from Jeff's computer.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
I unironically need something like this. My Firefox and chrome have hundred windows and thousands of tabs opened consuming 10+GB ram in total.
I'm too lazy to sit on an actual chair in front of an actual computer for culling tabs so I'm thinking of streaming it to my underpowered laptop using xpra so I can cull tabs and jerkpost at the comfort of my bed.<|eor|><|sor|>If the website doesn't have a lightweight version it's not worth jerk posting to.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, Hacker News is worth posting to?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | jowv4y | <|sols|><|sot|>here's how simple DDoS prevention is : `if (!website.underDDoS && website.requestedTimesToday[ip] <10) showCaptcha=0;`<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25002690<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmingcirclejerk | eatsomeonion | gbazpei | <|sols|><|sot|>here's how simple DDoS prevention is : `if (!website.underDDoS && website.requestedTimesToday[ip] <10) showCaptcha=0;`<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25002690<|eol|><|sor|> if (website.underDDoS) { dont(); }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmingcirclejerk | disintegore | gbb5upi | <|sols|><|sot|>here's how simple DDoS prevention is : `if (!website.underDDoS && website.requestedTimesToday[ip] <10) showCaptcha=0;`<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25002690<|eol|><|sor|> if (website.underDDoS) { dont(); }<|eor|><|sor|> if (problem) { solve(); }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmingcirclejerk | 35nick35 | gbb18hs | <|sols|><|sot|>here's how simple DDoS prevention is : `if (!website.underDDoS && website.requestedTimesToday[ip] <10) showCaptcha=0;`<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25002690<|eol|><|sor|>Breaking: CloudFlare files for bankruptcy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmingcirclejerk | johnnyapol | gbbb7pz | <|sols|><|sot|>here's how simple DDoS prevention is : `if (!website.underDDoS && website.requestedTimesToday[ip] <10) showCaptcha=0;`<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25002690<|eol|><|sor|>help how do i captcha raw TCP packets<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | 30secondstocali | gbbg75b | <|sols|><|sot|>here's how simple DDoS prevention is : `if (!website.underDDoS && website.requestedTimesToday[ip] <10) showCaptcha=0;`<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25002690<|eol|><|sor|>The `underDDoS()` function simply contacts the Block Chain, does the magic and boom, attack subverted.<|eor|><|sor|>Needless to say, the Block Chain^TM is powered by IOT^TM through AI^TM<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | qkthrv17 | gbbu5iv | <|sols|><|sot|>here's how simple DDoS prevention is : `if (!website.underDDoS && website.requestedTimesToday[ip] <10) showCaptcha=0;`<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25002690<|eol|><|sor|>
> Q: How do you implement "website.underDDoS"?
> A: how about "haven't had requests for the past 2 minutes"
fucking hell<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | Infernio | gbco6ni | <|sols|><|sot|>here's how simple DDoS prevention is : `if (!website.underDDoS && website.requestedTimesToday[ip] <10) showCaptcha=0;`<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25002690<|eol|><|sor|> if program.will_halt():
print('Program will halt')
else:
print('Program will not halt')
Still waiting on my Turing Award. Those 0.1xers keep asking me stupid questions like "How is `will_halt` implemented?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntaxitome | gbbl9by | <|sols|><|sot|>here's how simple DDoS prevention is : `if (!website.underDDoS && website.requestedTimesToday[ip] <10) showCaptcha=0;`<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25002690<|eol|><|sor|>help how do i captcha raw TCP packets<|eor|><|sor|>> help how do i captcha raw TCP packets
Siri: You can easily capture raw TCP packets with simple household equipment. Simply connect the data wire to a screw terminal to split the feed, let one feed continue to the network and the other to the microphone input of a phonograph recorder (etcher). If you use multiple wires - such as with twisted pair - you need a separate recorder for each wire.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | ajs124 | gbcojbn | <|sols|><|sot|>here's how simple DDoS prevention is : `if (!website.underDDoS && website.requestedTimesToday[ip] <10) showCaptcha=0;`<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25002690<|eol|><|sor|>help how do i captcha raw TCP packets<|eor|><|sor|>Easy, if it contains the [evil bit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_bit), drop it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | albgr03 | gbcpp05 | <|sols|><|sot|>here's how simple DDoS prevention is : `if (!website.underDDoS && website.requestedTimesToday[ip] <10) showCaptcha=0;`<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25002690<|eol|><|sor|> if (website.underDDoS) { dont(); }<|eor|><|sor|> if (problem) { solve(); }<|eor|><|sor|>peak programmerh*mor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | escaperoommaster | gbbzwvt | <|sols|><|sot|>here's how simple DDoS prevention is : `if (!website.underDDoS && website.requestedTimesToday[ip] <10) showCaptcha=0;`<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25002690<|eol|><|sor|>
> Q: How do you implement "website.underDDoS"?
> A: how about "haven't had requests for the past 2 minutes"
fucking hell<|eor|><|sor|>I know that the only time anything I've ever get built gets more than 2 uses in a 120second window is during stress testing or DDoS attacks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | crazymonezyy | gbc5qsg | <|sols|><|sot|>here's how simple DDoS prevention is : `if (!website.underDDoS && website.requestedTimesToday[ip] <10) showCaptcha=0;`<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25002690<|eol|><|sor|>The `underDDoS()` function simply contacts the Block Chain, does the magic and boom, attack subverted.<|eor|><|sor|>Needless to say, the Block Chain^TM is powered by IOT^TM through AI^TM<|eor|><|sor|>lol no deeplearning<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | disintegore | gbb5xkz | <|sols|><|sot|>here's how simple DDoS prevention is : `if (!website.underDDoS && website.requestedTimesToday[ip] <10) showCaptcha=0;`<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25002690<|eol|><|sor|>ha ha ha now you are DDOSing google instead. epic move.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | gbcpi05 | <|sols|><|sot|>here's how simple DDoS prevention is : `if (!website.underDDoS && website.requestedTimesToday[ip] <10) showCaptcha=0;`<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25002690<|eol|><|sor|>The `underDDoS()` function simply contacts the Block Chain, does the magic and boom, attack subverted.<|eor|><|sor|>Um no, obviously that's a variable.
You `just` set it to true during a DDoS and set it back to false afterwards!
Just one of those distributed booleans. You know, a mutex.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | gbcbtci | <|sols|><|sot|>here's how simple DDoS prevention is : `if (!website.underDDoS && website.requestedTimesToday[ip] <10) showCaptcha=0;`<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25002690<|eol|><|sor|>help how do i captcha raw TCP packets<|eor|><|sor|>You kindly ask them to point out the 3 or 4 images that contain fire hydrants.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | nitzanms | gbcq6oo | <|sols|><|sot|>here's how simple DDoS prevention is : `if (!website.underDDoS && website.requestedTimesToday[ip] <10) showCaptcha=0;`<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25002690<|eol|><|sor|> if program.will_halt():
print('Program will halt')
else:
print('Program will not halt')
Still waiting on my Turing Award. Those 0.1xers keep asking me stupid questions like "How is `will_halt` implemented?"<|eor|><|sor|>from RE import halting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | ajs124 | gbcof6m | <|sols|><|sot|>here's how simple DDoS prevention is : `if (!website.underDDoS && website.requestedTimesToday[ip] <10) showCaptcha=0;`<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25002690<|eol|><|sor|>Breaking: CloudFlare files for bankruptcy<|eor|><|sor|>They'd never, they still have a few billion USD of other peoples money to burn.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | fh12jk | <|sols|><|sot|>If I were King of the world I would decree that all new public facing software with real world consequences had to be written in Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22547111<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmingcirclejerk | BarefootUnicorn | fk88hyx | <|sols|><|sot|>If I were King of the world I would decree that all new public facing software with real world consequences had to be written in Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22547111<|eol|><|sor|>I just read that on HN and went right to PCJ! I was very pleased to see that this nugget of wisdom is being carefully considered here.
I, too, am \_sure\_ that every meeting at Microsoft these days is "how fast can we re-write this in Rust? We need to otherwise Linux on the Desktop will kill us!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | fk868qm | <|sols|><|sot|>If I were King of the world I would decree that all new public facing software with real world consequences had to be written in Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22547111<|eol|><|sor|>Hi!
New contributors are likely to be discouraged by authoritarian decrees. This community is and wants to remain a welcoming and inclusive one.
Please consider persuading to use Rust by the standard means of the RESF, such as propaganda, social engineering, or media manipulation.
Thank you!<|eor|><|soopr|>> New contributors are likely to be discouraged by authoritarian decrees. This community is and wants to remain a welcoming and inclusive one.
thought this was Elm for a second<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | foxclaw | fk9zy3h | <|sols|><|sot|>If I were King of the world I would decree that all new public facing software with real world consequences had to be written in Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22547111<|eol|><|sor|>Not far enough. All pre-existing software must be rewritten in Rust or be criminally banned from use by 2021.
There's no excuse for irresponsible non-Rust language choices. Memory safety is paramount. Do not be alarmed. Rust is the only way. It's very important that language choices are made consciously with exploit prevention in mind HE COMES There is salvation in Rust.
Do not fear change. Change is good, change is welcome. Rust will guide you to a new light, a new tomorrow. Embrace it and be filled with love for eternity. Reject it and be stricken down WITH FURY of segfault and buffer overflow.
There is only ONE PATH.
RUST IS THE ONLY PATH<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | shanrhyupong | fk8paxn | <|sols|><|sot|>If I were King of the world I would decree that all new public facing software with real world consequences had to be written in Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22547111<|eol|><|sor|>Hi!
New contributors are likely to be discouraged by authoritarian decrees. This community is and wants to remain a welcoming and inclusive one.
Please consider persuading to use Rust by the standard means of the RESF, such as propaganda, social engineering, or media manipulation.
Thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>One of my erstwhile accounts actually got banned from /r/rust because of this (verbatim) comment - "Hahaha" replying to someone who cracked a joke about Rust.
The Rust "community" is a veritable treasure trove for aspiring psychiatrists and psychologists. Heh.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | silentconfessor | fk8ohk9 | <|sols|><|sot|>If I were King of the world I would decree that all new public facing software with real world consequences had to be written in Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22547111<|eol|><|sor|>if i were king of the world i'd declare rustaceans the national food<|eor|><|sor|>Ethical meat consumption means consuming ethical meat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | fk9u7e0 | <|sols|><|sot|>If I were King of the world I would decree that all new public facing software with real world consequences had to be written in Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22547111<|eol|><|sor|>Hi!
New contributors are likely to be discouraged by authoritarian decrees. This community is and wants to remain a welcoming and inclusive one.
Please consider persuading to use Rust by the standard means of the RESF, such as propaganda, social engineering, or media manipulation.
Thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>One of my erstwhile accounts actually got banned from /r/rust because of this (verbatim) comment - "Hahaha" replying to someone who cracked a joke about Rust.
The Rust "community" is a veritable treasure trove for aspiring psychiatrists and psychologists. Heh.<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry to break it to you, but the psychology behind rust propaganda machine is very well known.
* Consider a rubyist / javascripter W (w for webshit)
* W hears the initial hype about rust and decides to try it, mostly to show off.
* W feels it hard to grok rust at first, then refers to quite a few number of blog posts and learns to **get around** the borrow checker in most common cases.
* At this moment W the webshit feels that since he 'understands' concepts like resource ownership, he is superior to other developers and rust raises a high bar. In a psychological bias towards his own intelligent self, he becomes a fan of rust, and starts saying "borrow checker is not difficult after 2 days".
In reality those concepts are not much more difficult than semaphores or state machines or whatever proper programmers with STEM backgrounds are using since centuries. It is just not useful for majority of software therefore people don't bother. It also imposes a constant cognitive overhead that no one but self patting webshits want.
* Since W starts shilling about rust to people who didn't ask, the number of similar webshits shilling rust grows exponentially.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | Noughmad | fk8y7xv | <|sols|><|sot|>If I were King of the world I would decree that all new public facing software with real world consequences had to be written in Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22547111<|eol|><|sor|>I just read that on HN and went right to PCJ! I was very pleased to see that this nugget of wisdom is being carefully considered here.
I, too, am \_sure\_ that every meeting at Microsoft these days is "how fast can we re-write this in Rust? We need to otherwise Linux on the Desktop will kill us!"<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine being the guy who has to tell Mr. ~~Doors~~ ~~Balder~~ Nutella that Linux has finally reached the desktop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | jxub | fk94o78 | <|sols|><|sot|>If I were King of the world I would decree that all new public facing software with real world consequences had to be written in Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22547111<|eol|><|sor|>if i were king of the world i'd declare rustaceans the national food<|eor|><|sor|>Ethical meat consumption means consuming ethical meat.<|eor|><|sor|>Remember to .unwrap() the meat before even attempting to eat it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | glaba314 | fk9qes3 | <|sols|><|sot|>If I were King of the world I would decree that all new public facing software with real world consequences had to be written in Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22547111<|eol|><|sor|>If I were King of the world I would short Facebook stock and then ban Facebook<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | CodyCigar96o | fkb7hej | <|sols|><|sot|>If I were King of the world I would decree that all new public facing software with real world consequences had to be written in Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22547111<|eol|><|sor|>Wish granted: no new public facing software for the next 5 years<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | mo_al_ | fk8nomc | <|sols|><|sot|>If I were King of the world I would decree that all new public facing software with real world consequences had to be written in Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22547111<|eol|><|sor|>Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely
If you were King of the world, you would decree that all new public facing software must be written in pre-ansi C.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | fk8ld7t | <|sols|><|sot|>If I were King of the world I would decree that all new public facing software with real world consequences had to be written in Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22547111<|eol|><|sor|>I just read that on HN and went right to PCJ! I was very pleased to see that this nugget of wisdom is being carefully considered here.
I, too, am \_sure\_ that every meeting at Microsoft these days is "how fast can we re-write this in Rust? We need to otherwise Linux on the Desktop will kill us!"<|eor|><|soopr|>> I was very pleased to see that this nuggets of wisdom is being carefully considered here.
I'm always careful what I consider!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | fk9ub1j | <|sols|><|sot|>If I were King of the world I would decree that all new public facing software with real world consequences had to be written in Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22547111<|eol|><|sor|>I just read that on HN and went right to PCJ! I was very pleased to see that this nugget of wisdom is being carefully considered here.
I, too, am \_sure\_ that every meeting at Microsoft these days is "how fast can we re-write this in Rust? We need to otherwise Linux on the Desktop will kill us!"<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine being the guy who has to tell Mr. ~~Doors~~ ~~Balder~~ Nutella that Linux has finally reached the desktop.<|eor|><|sor|>2020 is year of macos webshit and Ubuntu physicist<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | Empty_Tip | fkahxqk | <|sols|><|sot|>If I were King of the world I would decree that all new public facing software with real world consequences had to be written in Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22547111<|eol|><|sor|>Hi!
New contributors are likely to be discouraged by authoritarian decrees. This community is and wants to remain a welcoming and inclusive one.
Please consider persuading to use Rust by the standard means of the RESF, such as propaganda, social engineering, or media manipulation.
Thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>One of my erstwhile accounts actually got banned from /r/rust because of this (verbatim) comment - "Hahaha" replying to someone who cracked a joke about Rust.
The Rust "community" is a veritable treasure trove for aspiring psychiatrists and psychologists. Heh.<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry to break it to you, but the psychology behind rust propaganda machine is very well known.
* Consider a rubyist / javascripter W (w for webshit)
* W hears the initial hype about rust and decides to try it, mostly to show off.
* W feels it hard to grok rust at first, then refers to quite a few number of blog posts and learns to **get around** the borrow checker in most common cases.
* At this moment W the webshit feels that since he 'understands' concepts like resource ownership, he is superior to other developers and rust raises a high bar. In a psychological bias towards his own intelligent self, he becomes a fan of rust, and starts saying "borrow checker is not difficult after 2 days".
In reality those concepts are not much more difficult than semaphores or state machines or whatever proper programmers with STEM backgrounds are using since centuries. It is just not useful for majority of software therefore people don't bother. It also imposes a constant cognitive overhead that no one but self patting webshits want.
* Since W starts shilling about rust to people who didn't ask, the number of similar webshits shilling rust grows exponentially.<|eor|><|sor|>So you're saying rust spreads like a virus? Finally a **moral** pandemic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | vytah | fk9b078 | <|sols|><|sot|>If I were King of the world I would decree that all new public facing software with real world consequences had to be written in Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22547111<|eol|><|sor|>Followed by the quickest coup the world has ever seen.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | fkcltrh | <|sols|><|sot|>If I were King of the world I would decree that all new public facing software with real world consequences had to be written in Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22547111<|eol|><|sor|>Followed by the quickest coup the world has ever seen.<|eor|><|soopr|>> quickest coup the world has ever seen.
More proof of Rust's blazing performance<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | Noughmad | fkam003 | <|sols|><|sot|>If I were King of the world I would decree that all new public facing software with real world consequences had to be written in Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22547111<|eol|><|sor|>I just read that on HN and went right to PCJ! I was very pleased to see that this nugget of wisdom is being carefully considered here.
I, too, am \_sure\_ that every meeting at Microsoft these days is "how fast can we re-write this in Rust? We need to otherwise Linux on the Desktop will kill us!"<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine being the guy who has to tell Mr. ~~Doors~~ ~~Balder~~ Nutella that Linux has finally reached the desktop.<|eor|><|sor|>2020 is year of macos webshit and Ubuntu physicist<|eor|><|sor|>I'm a physicist btw.<|eor|><|sor|>Are you the one who takes log as log to base 10?<|eor|><|sor|>Do I look like I have e fingers?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | bsdcat | e8khz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I find syntax highlighting awful for actual programming (it's sort of useful for the first few days of learning a new language). It makes code less readable, and encourages some of the worst practices of programming. People have written tons about this. At its best, it's a crutch.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7834658<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmingcirclejerk | Stepmaster3000 | facytr6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I find syntax highlighting awful for actual programming (it's sort of useful for the first few days of learning a new language). It makes code less readable, and encourages some of the worst practices of programming. People have written tons about this. At its best, it's a crutch.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7834658<|eol|><|sor|>Colors: a programmers worst enemy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmingcirclejerk | Spfifle | fad2dhm | <|sols|><|sot|>I find syntax highlighting awful for actual programming (it's sort of useful for the first few days of learning a new language). It makes code less readable, and encourages some of the worst practices of programming. People have written tons about this. At its best, it's a crutch.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7834658<|eol|><|sor|>> encourages some of the worst practices of programming
Like .... using keywords ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | fad9vyr | <|sols|><|sot|>I find syntax highlighting awful for actual programming (it's sort of useful for the first few days of learning a new language). It makes code less readable, and encourages some of the worst practices of programming. People have written tons about this. At its best, it's a crutch.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7834658<|eol|><|sor|>Personally, I find shapes incredibly distracting. Why waste your time trying to decode the bends and twists of the glyphs of the alphabet when you can have the code whispered into your ear by a halitotic Plan 9 user? You're paid to code, not to decode arcane glyphs for your own amusement.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | fadazzk | <|sols|><|sot|>I find syntax highlighting awful for actual programming (it's sort of useful for the first few days of learning a new language). It makes code less readable, and encourages some of the worst practices of programming. People have written tons about this. At its best, it's a crutch.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7834658<|eol|><|sor|>He's right, syntax highlighting is useless. You reach a point in your journey when there's no keywords or code structure, just pure flowing typed lambda calculus.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmingcirclejerk | Earhacker | fadafdm | <|sols|><|sot|>I find syntax highlighting awful for actual programming (it's sort of useful for the first few days of learning a new language). It makes code less readable, and encourages some of the worst practices of programming. People have written tons about this. At its best, it's a crutch.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7834658<|eol|><|sor|>Colors: a programmers worst enemy.<|eor|><|sor|>Some people see every issue as purely black and white.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | Clockwork757 | fad94u2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I find syntax highlighting awful for actual programming (it's sort of useful for the first few days of learning a new language). It makes code less readable, and encourages some of the worst practices of programming. People have written tons about this. At its best, it's a crutch.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7834658<|eol|><|sor|>> encourages some of the worst practices of programming
Like .... using keywords ?<|eor|><|sor|> (cond
[(member "keywords" language_spec) immoral]
[else moral])<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | ijauradunbi | fad2vt7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I find syntax highlighting awful for actual programming (it's sort of useful for the first few days of learning a new language). It makes code less readable, and encourages some of the worst practices of programming. People have written tons about this. At its best, it's a crutch.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7834658<|eol|><|sor|>Look at this adult who finds syntax highlighting distasteful, guys! What a champ he is! Oh, and look at his editor!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | kaikalii | fadfwo1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I find syntax highlighting awful for actual programming (it's sort of useful for the first few days of learning a new language). It makes code less readable, and encourages some of the worst practices of programming. People have written tons about this. At its best, it's a crutch.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7834658<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
This is some of the most ridiculous shit I've ever heard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | git_commit_-m_sudoku | fadbhxv | <|sols|><|sot|>I find syntax highlighting awful for actual programming (it's sort of useful for the first few days of learning a new language). It makes code less readable, and encourages some of the worst practices of programming. People have written tons about this. At its best, it's a crutch.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7834658<|eol|><|sor|>> encourages some of the worst practices of programming
Like .... using keywords ?<|eor|><|sor|> (cond
[(member "keywords" language_spec) immoral]
[else moral])<|eor|><|sor|>Ridiculous. That would imply Rust is immoral.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
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