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programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | dueejxi | <|sols|><|sot|>/r/programming == /r/programmingcirclejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/7y20rc/go_110_is_released/<|eol|><|sor|>[The best thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/7y20rc/go_110_is_released/dud24gj/)
Especially
> [obligatory academic discussion on Go generics](https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/5penft/parallelizing_enjarify_in_go_and_rust/dcsgk7n/)
>> once wrote a short Swift program with every identifier a different length chain of 0-width spaces.
>>> Every day, we stray further from the light of God...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | Arkaad | duesye6 | <|sols|><|sot|>/r/programming == /r/programmingcirclejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/7y20rc/go_110_is_released/<|eol|><|sor|>Soon we'll see r/programmingcirclejerk memes on r/all, like r/prequelmemes often do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | Shorttail0 | duf6foo | <|sols|><|sot|>/r/programming == /r/programmingcirclejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/7y20rc/go_110_is_released/<|eol|><|sor|>Soon we'll see r/programmingcirclejerk memes on r/all, like r/prequelmemes often do.<|eor|><|sor|>A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | Tysonzero | duefbvk | <|sols|><|sot|>/r/programming == /r/programmingcirclejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/7y20rc/go_110_is_released/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The fact that your go to lang for jerking is JavaScript makes me think you might be.
`==` won't typecheck. I am not the same type as those plebs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | jeremyjh | duemrk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>/r/programming == /r/programmingcirclejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/7y20rc/go_110_is_released/<|eol|><|sor|>noob question here but what are minimum standards of knowledge for a competent engineer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | Shorttail0 | duf6hc6 | <|sols|><|sot|>/r/programming == /r/programmingcirclejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/7y20rc/go_110_is_released/<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in the right subreddit, correct?<|eor|><|sor|>It's hard to tell when it's gopher season. If you accidentally jerk in the other sub, but get upvoted, was it really a mistake?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | hnerixh | duepvte | <|sols|><|sot|>/r/programming == /r/programmingcirclejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/7y20rc/go_110_is_released/<|eol|><|sor|>noob question here but what are minimum standards of knowledge for a competent engineer?<|eor|><|sor|>- blockchain
- live in California
- generics never existed
- a Javascript array is all you need
- NodeJS "asynchronous model on one thread" is the best thing that happened to the world, after MongoDB and cocaine.
- C is like english
You are good to Go.<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot "AI"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheLastMeritocrat | duemvjo | <|sols|><|sot|>/r/programming == /r/programmingcirclejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/7y20rc/go_110_is_released/<|eol|><|sor|>> this is why they have a call for proposals for go 2.0.
piped directly into /dev/null<|eor|><|soopr|>/dev/nil FTFY<|eoopr|><|sor|>No you didn't. Install Plan9 before opening your mouth f****** pleb.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | Lystrodom | dues9pz | <|sols|><|sot|>/r/programming == /r/programmingcirclejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/7y20rc/go_110_is_released/<|eol|><|sor|>Huh. This link (or any in this thread) crash the official reddit app on iOS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | senntenial | duegj65 | <|sols|><|sot|>/r/programming == /r/programmingcirclejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/7y20rc/go_110_is_released/<|eol|><|sor|>It's not equal, just that even 0.1xers understand that Go is a pile of shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | HugoNikanor | 78fbig | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmingcirclejerk | HugoNikanor | dotbrn4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|soopr|>lol image post<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | dotsf1u | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|sor|>why come space === 32. whacky<|eor|><|sor|>this magic low level shit just goes to show the brilliance of brendan eich and the engineers over at mozilla. makes you wonder what kind of terrible world we'd live in had js not been bestowed upon us by these messengers of god. optimizing strings by actually storing them as sequences of numbers internally, man that's mind blowing for an experienced senior frontend guru like me and must be entirely incomprehensible for all the 1-9xers. thankfully not even a genius will ever need to consider the underlying magic of these abstractions.
go ahead, downvote if you disagree, but my number of github stars vs your number of github stars tells a different reality<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | hnerixh | dotc9fp | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|sor|>Also, what's the context? The comments look like they were from a YouTube video or something.<|eor|><|sor|>As if youtube comments would be any better with context.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | porkslow | dotfuix | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|sor|> npm install keyboardjs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | FR_STARMER | dotgtmp | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|sor|>why come space === 32. whacky<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | binaryblade | dotk1ku | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|sor|>Just wait until they see utf, their heads will explode.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | r2d2_21 | dotbyrl | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|sor|>> I think in IE9, space is 13 like enter key
Because IE is the worst, amirite guys<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | G3n3r0 | dotv5zg | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|sor|> npm install keyboardjs<|eor|><|sor|> yarn add keyboardjs
C'mon, get with the times grampa!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | pcopley | dotch0x | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|sor|>Also, what's the context? The comments look like they were from a YouTube video or something.<|eor|><|sor|>As if youtube comments would be any better with context.<|eor|><|sor|>Your mom is better with context.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | r2d2_21 | dotc0k2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|sor|>Also, what's the context? The comments look like they were from a YouTube video or something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | Perceptes | dotyv7q | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|sor|>Does this mean that the computer really only understands numbers, and that everything else is an illusion built on top?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | HugoNikanor | dotc8s3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|sor|>Also, what's the context? The comments look like they were from a YouTube video or something.<|eor|><|soopr|>> context
lol context<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | checock | dou0tae | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|sor|>From here: https://www.cambiaresearch.com/articles/15/javascript-char-codes-key-codes<|eor|><|sor|>>ctrl + f ASCII
>0 results
What the fuck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | hnerixh | dotcpe9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|sor|>Also, what's the context? The comments look like they were from a YouTube video or something.<|eor|><|sor|>As if youtube comments would be any better with context.<|eor|><|sor|>Your mom is better with context.<|eor|><|sor|>Your mother is like a segway. Just lean forward and go.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | pcopley | dotfbx5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|sor|>Also, what's the context? The comments look like they were from a YouTube video or something.<|eor|><|sor|>As if youtube comments would be any better with context.<|eor|><|sor|>Your mom is better with context.<|eor|><|sor|>Your mother is like a segway. Just lean forward and go.<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone wants to try it at least once, but only if nobody finds out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | Perceptes | dotyt1z | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|sor|> npm install keyboardjs<|eor|><|sor|> yarn add keyboardjs
C'mon, get with the times grampa!<|eor|><|sor|>Amazing that yarn isn't deprecated yet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | fury_screamer | dotty09 | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|sor|>From here: https://www.cambiaresearch.com/articles/15/javascript-char-codes-key-codes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | pythonesqueviper | douno7b | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|soopr|>lol image post<|eoopr|><|sor|>lol self shaming<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | kentrak | douj6rx | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|sor|>> I think in IE9, space is 13 like enter key
Because IE is the worst, amirite guys<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's literally not. IE8 is worse.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The comment was about IE9, wasn't it?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not sure what you're trying to prove here. Even though Interner Explorer is worse than the rest, it never changed the spacebar keycode from 32 to 13 (which is what my original comment was about).<|eor|><|sor|>This thread needs a metajerk tag or something. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | carbolymer | dou7txc | <|sols|><|sot|>Front end devs discovers ASCII.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMPk3iNW0AAf6rb.jpg:large<|eol|><|sor|>Also, what's the context? The comments look like they were from a YouTube video or something.<|eor|><|soopr|>> context
lol context<|eoopr|><|sor|>Lol no Reader monad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | Clashsoft | 6s8ltp | <|sols|><|sot|>REEEEEEEEEEEE<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/adf4kanzicez.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmingcirclejerk | BufferUnderpants | dlb0m9q | <|sols|><|sot|>REEEEEEEEEEEE<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/adf4kanzicez.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ask yourself: do you want to go on dates with generic people?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmingcirclejerk | Shorttail0 | dlaxand | <|sols|><|sot|>REEEEEEEEEEEE<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/adf4kanzicez.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's a Gopher within a 5 mile radius no matter where you go.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmingcirclejerk | Clashsoft | dlauj22 | <|sols|><|sot|>REEEEEEEEEEEE<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/adf4kanzicez.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>X-Post /r/iamverysmart<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | jacques_chester | dlax266 | <|sols|><|sot|>REEEEEEEEEEEE<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/adf4kanzicez.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>X-Post /r/iamverysmart<|eoopr|><|sor|>Aren't they all, in spirit?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | statistmonad | dlauvoa | <|sols|><|sot|>REEEEEEEEEEEE<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/adf4kanzicez.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Instant swipe left.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | pftbest | dlays8f | <|sols|><|sot|>REEEEEEEEEEEE<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/adf4kanzicez.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's a Gopher within a 5 mile radius no matter where you go.<|eor|><|sor|>i see what you did there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | senntenial | dlb86ej | <|sols|><|sot|>REEEEEEEEEEEE<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/adf4kanzicez.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Instant swipe left.<|eor|><|sor|>Swiping right for me.
But if she hits spaces 4 times instead of tab...
well she gotta go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsoOG6ZeyUI
<|eor|><|sor|>that part of SV made me actually upset. how could he prefer EMACs and fuckin TABS??? what a shithead.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | BufferUnderpants | dlbd8vn | <|sols|><|sot|>REEEEEEEEEEEE<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/adf4kanzicez.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ask yourself: do you want to go on dates with generic people?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>MrCactus (PBUH) gave it to me in "reward" for mocking Gophers, back when golang was merely pragmatic, rather than ***BRUTALLY PRACTICAL***.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | eric987235 | dlbcf7h | <|sols|><|sot|>REEEEEEEEEEEE<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/adf4kanzicez.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn I wouldn't want to be a single guy in the Valley.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | senntenial | dlbffro | <|sols|><|sot|>REEEEEEEEEEEE<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/adf4kanzicez.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Instant swipe left.<|eor|><|sor|>Swiping right for me.
But if she hits spaces 4 times instead of tab...
well she gotta go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsoOG6ZeyUI
<|eor|><|sor|>that part of SV made me actually upset. how could he prefer EMACs and fuckin TABS??? what a shithead.<|eor|><|sor|>See and it actually makes MORE sense for him to prefer spaces if he cares about being more precise, like he said... and the reason he gave about it fucking with his compression-company spidey senses was also total bull, because as a compression specialist he obviously should know that it doesn't matter worth shit once compiled and unless you have a gigafuckton's worth of tabs in one file there's not going to be any sizable difference either way.
But then I guess they couldn't have worked in the gag with Winnie pressing the spacebar eight times in a row on every newline (which is also bull, who does that?) and the joke about trying to take eight stairs at a time to prove a point was fucking hilarious, so ultimately who cares tbh<|eor|><|sor|>richard is mad because he doesn't know about expandtab on vim<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | InvisibleEar | dlbo2ns | <|sols|><|sot|>REEEEEEEEEEEE<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/adf4kanzicez.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Counterpoint: I am desperately lonely<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | favorited | dlbevqv | <|sols|><|sot|>REEEEEEEEEEEE<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/adf4kanzicez.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn I wouldn't want to be a single guy in the Valley.<|eor|><|sor|>The Elon Musk of sex robots will show up soon, mark my word. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | backltrack | dlbuok0 | <|sols|><|sot|>REEEEEEEEEEEE<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/adf4kanzicez.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's probably a thai lady boy tbh <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | backltrack | dlbzbep | <|sols|><|sot|>REEEEEEEEEEEE<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/adf4kanzicez.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ask yourself: do you want to go on dates with generic people?<|eor|><|sor|>Definitely. Makes me look interesting and unique by comparison. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | H4rdStyl3z | dlbpy6k | <|sols|><|sot|>REEEEEEEEEEEE<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/adf4kanzicez.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn I wouldn't want to be a single guy in the Valley.<|eor|><|sor|>The Elon Musk of sex robots will show up soon, mark my word. <|eor|><|sor|>uh I don't want expensive sex robots that explode<|eor|><|sor|>I do. Well, not the expensive part.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | daishi55 | 13o6u9c | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmingcirclejerk | d0rsett | jl322x4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>/uj they're adding built-in min / max functions... https://github.com/golang/go/issues/59488<|eor|><|sor|>But that would make the language way too complex<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmingcirclejerk | aikii | jl33maf | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>[https://github.com/codecrafters-io](https://github.com/codecrafters-io)
>CodeCrafters
>
>Build your own Git, Docker, SQLite, & Redis.
and min function<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmingcirclejerk | jalembung | jl3ykz5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>/uj they're adding built-in min / max functions... https://github.com/golang/go/issues/59488<|eor|><|sor|>what is the real life use case here?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmingcirclejerk | functorer | jl37n82 | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>Is there a word for the psychiatric condition for choosing golang outside of being forced at gunpoint?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmingcirclejerk | icholy | jl2yc60 | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>/uj they're adding built-in min / max functions... https://github.com/golang/go/issues/59488<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmingcirclejerk | Circuitizen | jl4g6xq | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>/uj they're adding built-in min / max functions... https://github.com/golang/go/issues/59488<|eor|><|sor|>what is the real life use case here?<|eor|><|sor|>I personally have never used a comparison function and I don't miss them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheZipCreator | jl3slwh | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>Jesus. _Eight_ spaces??<|eor|><|sor|>/uj they're tabs, the default tabstop in github is 8 for whatever reason<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | chuch1234 | jl3ctln | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>Jesus. _Eight_ spaces??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | derjanni | jl2ut83 | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>Someone tired of that if statement<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheGhostOfInky | jl3fpte | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>Lol no ternary operator.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | reflexive-polytope | jl3q8bm | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj This only works if you can write a generic function parameterized by a type that supports comparing. But, unless the implementation of Go's generics has changed since its initial version, such a generic function would always call the comparison function using dynamic dispatch, and, well... imagine using dynamic dispatch for a tiny comparison function that gets called often.
/rj lol no monomorphization<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | r2d2_21 | jl4373n | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>Jesus. _Eight_ spaces??<|eor|><|sor|>/uj they're tabs, the default tabstop in github is 8 for whatever reason<|eor|><|sor|>8 is the default in all web browsers, and I believe being able to adjust it is a recent CSS addition.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | pysk00l | jl4tknk | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>[https://github.com/codecrafters-io](https://github.com/codecrafters-io)
>CodeCrafters
>
>Build your own Git, Docker, SQLite, & Redis.
and min function<|eor|><|sor|>For a JS programmer, that was a lot of work. Typing 5 whole lines, OMG!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | SpudnikV | jl5u4go | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>/uj they're adding built-in min / max functions... https://github.com/golang/go/issues/59488<|eor|><|sor|>How can team members be expected to understand each other's code if it uses magic abstractions like a statically typed min. Code was much simpler when the only way to abstract over integer types was to use reflection and panic at runtime. It works for Python and people call that the simplest programming language ever.
/but also
Go was right for not having this and every other language was wrong. But now that Go has this, it is the right thing for Go to do because it isn't too complicated after all, and still the wrong thing for other languages because they are clearly too complicated.
That said, any further Go changes would still be too magic and complicated, because the Go we have now is exactly the ideal Go and exactly the ideal programming language. Languages that took the time to make coherent, orthogonal, complementary feature sets just didn't understand the vital importance of time to market.
Programmers today can learn Go in 7ms and become productive, that's infinitely more important than the several years they'll spend actually programming in the language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | usenetflamewars | jl3vkvf | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>Jesus. _Eight_ spaces??<|eor|><|sor|>/uj they're tabs, the default tabstop in github is 8 for whatever reason<|eor|><|sor|>It's the same that Linus uses too!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | twilightflower9 | jl4gb3k | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj This only works if you can write a generic function parameterized by a type that supports comparing. But, unless the implementation of Go's generics has changed since its initial version, such a generic function would always call the comparison function using dynamic dispatch, and, well... imagine using dynamic dispatch for a tiny comparison function that gets called often.
/rj lol no monomorphization<|eor|><|sor|>oh god does it do its generics like fucking Java<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | jl4jpgn | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj This only works if you can write a generic function parameterized by a type that supports comparing. But, unless the implementation of Go's generics has changed since its initial version, such a generic function would always call the comparison function using dynamic dispatch, and, well... imagine using dynamic dispatch for a tiny comparison function that gets called often.
/rj lol no monomorphization<|eor|><|sor|>lol go generics<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheZipCreator | jl49bsk | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>Jesus. _Eight_ spaces??<|eor|><|sor|>/uj they're tabs, the default tabstop in github is 8 for whatever reason<|eor|><|sor|>8 is the default in all web browsers, and I believe being able to adjust it is a recent CSS addition.<|eor|><|sor|>oh, I wasn't aware it was a browser thing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | jl4tehd | <|sols|><|sot|>Fuck you, go<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/codecrafters-io/tester-utils/blob/e495387bcabc603dc1efab5c4512ea7da6107bac/stage_runner.go#L153-L159<|eol|><|sor|>Is there a word for the psychiatric condition for choosing golang outside of being forced at gunpoint?<|eor|><|sor|>Russcoxholm Syndrome.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | weez_er | 128q201 | <|sols|><|sot|>When/if [I have kids] I will manage to disallow any GUI on the territory of my house for everybody including me. Then a child will look at the lines as at the most interesting thing in the house and maybe starts going a GNU/Linux hacker way<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35377732<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kodiologist | jejxgue | <|sols|><|sot|>When/if [I have kids] I will manage to disallow any GUI on the territory of my house for everybody including me. Then a child will look at the lines as at the most interesting thing in the house and maybe starts going a GNU/Linux hacker way<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35377732<|eol|><|sor|>> games is a misusing of computer
New flair.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmingcirclejerk | csb06 | jekkmdb | <|sols|><|sot|>When/if [I have kids] I will manage to disallow any GUI on the territory of my house for everybody including me. Then a child will look at the lines as at the most interesting thing in the house and maybe starts going a GNU/Linux hacker way<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35377732<|eol|><|sor|>> I do not have kids, even not married.
Shocking<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmingcirclejerk | OpsikionThemed | jejxemj | <|sols|><|sot|>When/if [I have kids] I will manage to disallow any GUI on the territory of my house for everybody including me. Then a child will look at the lines as at the most interesting thing in the house and maybe starts going a GNU/Linux hacker way<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35377732<|eol|><|sor|>And nothing could possibly be worse than a kid not loving coding. Nothing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | sdesalas | jek4mxt | <|sols|><|sot|>When/if [I have kids] I will manage to disallow any GUI on the territory of my house for everybody including me. Then a child will look at the lines as at the most interesting thing in the house and maybe starts going a GNU/Linux hacker way<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35377732<|eol|><|sor|>I hear hippy parents end up with straight kids, so this dude can look forward to a bunch of couch potatoes watching youtube influencers on their tablets all day when they leave.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | UnheardIdentity | jekiz5p | <|sols|><|sot|>When/if [I have kids] I will manage to disallow any GUI on the territory of my house for everybody including me. Then a child will look at the lines as at the most interesting thing in the house and maybe starts going a GNU/Linux hacker way<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35377732<|eol|><|sor|>I hear hippy parents end up with straight kids, so this dude can look forward to a bunch of couch potatoes watching youtube influencers on their tablets all day when they leave.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah they're going to end up being NFL players.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | jelrtxb | <|sols|><|sot|>When/if [I have kids] I will manage to disallow any GUI on the territory of my house for everybody including me. Then a child will look at the lines as at the most interesting thing in the house and maybe starts going a GNU/Linux hacker way<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35377732<|eol|><|sor|>> games is a misusing of computer
New flair.<|eor|><|sor|>There are few things better than a really arrogant and world-removed point of view expressed in perfect slavlish.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | pauseless | jemtiow | <|sols|><|sot|>When/if [I have kids] I will manage to disallow any GUI on the territory of my house for everybody including me. Then a child will look at the lines as at the most interesting thing in the house and maybe starts going a GNU/Linux hacker way<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35377732<|eol|><|sor|>My children will be raised just as I was: just a corded landline that could only be used in the hallway, VHS with timer and a weekly paper programme guide for the TV, a Tandy 286, not being able to afford more than 2-3 games a year, and holidays were going somewhere to sit in a corner with some books.
I am certain this will guide them to be an expert programmer (just like me, obvs) and theyll be grateful for the experience.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | jalembung | jekr6yg | <|sols|><|sot|>When/if [I have kids] I will manage to disallow any GUI on the territory of my house for everybody including me. Then a child will look at the lines as at the most interesting thing in the house and maybe starts going a GNU/Linux hacker way<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35377732<|eol|><|sor|>such a thought can only be produced by a brain in the spectrum. no well adjusted adults would raise their kids like a monkey trying to reproduce shakespeare's works.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | jwezorek | jelsgsv | <|sols|><|sot|>When/if [I have kids] I will manage to disallow any GUI on the territory of my house for everybody including me. Then a child will look at the lines as at the most interesting thing in the house and maybe starts going a GNU/Linux hacker way<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35377732<|eol|><|sor|>> games is a misusing of computer
New flair.<|eor|><|sor|>or "the lines is what matters".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | rgdmarshall | xxwjz7 | <|sols|><|sot|>The 1x engineer talks about their car and weekend, the 10x engineer talks about technology.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33115685<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmingcirclejerk | NonDairyYandere | ire81ve | <|sols|><|sot|>The 1x engineer talks about their car and weekend, the 10x engineer talks about technology.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33115685<|eol|><|sor|>Reading tech news to distract yourself from depression and self-improvement is really common among programmers
/uj<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | NeilPointer | iregr76 | <|sols|><|sot|>The 1x engineer talks about their car and weekend, the 10x engineer talks about technology.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33115685<|eol|><|sor|>> Maybe 10x are just people whose hobby overlaps with work?
i.e. psychopaths who talk about lambda calculus when dating<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | Zambito1 | ire7166 | <|sols|><|sot|>The 1x engineer talks about their car and weekend, the 10x engineer talks about technology.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33115685<|eol|><|sor|>cars are not technology, they are magic - SE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | hexane360 | irec0mw | <|sols|><|sot|>The 1x engineer talks about their car and weekend, the 10x engineer talks about technology.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33115685<|eol|><|sor|>The 10x engineer is me, the 1x engineer is you.
See, I win the argument!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | kevin9er | iretg0m | <|sols|><|sot|>The 1x engineer talks about their car and weekend, the 10x engineer talks about technology.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33115685<|eol|><|sor|>> Maybe 10x are just people whose hobby overlaps with work?
i.e. psychopaths who talk about lambda calculus when dating<|eor|><|sor|>People who are in to calculus dont date. They are a higher form of being. Like Sir Newton.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | Expensive-Bat4351 | irg6wzz | <|sols|><|sot|>The 1x engineer talks about their car and weekend, the 10x engineer talks about technology.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33115685<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>No, it all about SIMR now, its webscale parallelism.
https://mkhairy.github.io/Docs/SIMR.pdf
/Unjerk
Its actually cool research.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | kevin9er | iretbr9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The 1x engineer talks about their car and weekend, the 10x engineer talks about technology.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33115685<|eol|><|sor|>The 10x engineer is me, the 1x engineer is you.
See, I win the argument!<|eor|><|sor|>Chad 1x Engineer vs Virgin 10x Engineer
I win.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | RedbloodJarvey | irezq9d | <|sols|><|sot|>The 1x engineer talks about their car and weekend, the 10x engineer talks about technology.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33115685<|eol|><|sor|>>The 10x engineer is always looking for code to remove
BRB, going to go delete my [github repo](https://www.qovery.com/blog/we-lost-3800-stars-on-github-in-1-click)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | msiekkinen | iregu8i | <|sols|><|sot|>The 1x engineer talks about their car and weekend, the 10x engineer talks about technology.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33115685<|eol|><|sor|>Going on about the "10x engineer" is still a thing?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | Disastrous-Flan-4622 | irfqjvg | <|sols|><|sot|>The 1x engineer talks about their car and weekend, the 10x engineer talks about technology.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33115685<|eol|><|sor|>> Maybe 10x are just people whose hobby overlaps with work?
i.e. psychopaths who talk about lambda calculus when dating<|eor|><|sor|>People who are in to calculus dont date. They are a higher form of being. Like Sir Newton.<|eor|><|sor|>I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | yes_I_still_use_helm | irf7l4k | <|sols|><|sot|>The 1x engineer talks about their car and weekend, the 10x engineer talks about technology.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33115685<|eol|><|sor|>the 100x engineer doesn't waste time talking at all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | snowy_light | ireqwcg | <|sols|><|sot|>The 1x engineer talks about their car and weekend, the 10x engineer talks about technology.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33115685<|eol|><|sor|>Glad I'm a 1x engineer then<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | irg99ro | <|sols|><|sot|>The 1x engineer talks about their car and weekend, the 10x engineer talks about technology.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33115685<|eol|><|sor|>> Maybe 10x are just people whose hobby overlaps with work?
i.e. psychopaths who talk about lambda calculus when dating<|eor|><|sor|>i went on a date once. i tried really hard not to talk about programming. i failed right after saying hello world<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | AlexdDark | irfcqdg | <|sols|><|sot|>The 1x engineer talks about their car and weekend, the 10x engineer talks about technology.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33115685<|eol|><|sor|>100x just punch anyone opening their mouth to talk about anything not directly related to Arch in the face<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | irttwf6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The 1x engineer talks about their car and weekend, the 10x engineer talks about technology.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33115685<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>No, it all about SIMR now, its webscale parallelism.
https://mkhairy.github.io/Docs/SIMR.pdf
/Unjerk
Its actually cool research.<|eor|><|sor|>\>Single Instruction Multiple Rust<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | FatStoic | irf4ztk | <|sols|><|sot|>The 1x engineer talks about their car and weekend, the 10x engineer talks about technology.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33115685<|eol|><|sor|>The best engineer at my last company liked talking about all the guys he flirted with at the weekend. It's so weird how in real life, these assholish, gatekeeping, hyper-competitive morons are nowhere to be seen.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | corona-info | qw9jc3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmingcirclejerk | average_emacs_user | hl1rg18 | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>> Calculus 101 PTSD
1e-10xer detected<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmingcirclejerk | corona-info | hl1kzst | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|soopr|>DAE monads are literally so hard? Functional programming is like theoretical physics basically.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmingcirclejerk | RustEvangelist10xer | hl2f72q | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>> Calculus 101 PTSD
1e-10xer detected<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Calculus. The derivation mechanism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of abelian groups, most of the partial differential equations will go over a typical programmer's head.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmingcirclejerk | Grodesby | hl1v1wc | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>Monads are lawful neutral, actually, not "bad"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | ekd123 | hl225uj | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine having PTSD from calculus 101<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
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