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programmingcirclejerk | CodyCigar96o | ftk8dxk | <|sols|><|sot|>How does it feel to type the command? [...] For example, sha256sum feels like gargling sand, but Wireshark's capinfos command is a soft breeze across the keys.<|eot|><|sol|>https://smallstep.com/blog/the-poetics-of-cli-command-names/<|eol|><|sor|>> Yet most commands seem to have been named with playful insouciance at best, and foolish indifference at worstwith neither the forethought required to stand the test of time, nor the respect demanded of the long and venerable history of the command line.
Ladies and gentlemen, we found it: the worst sentence of all time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | synchronium | ftkgkly | <|sols|><|sot|>How does it feel to type the command? [...] For example, sha256sum feels like gargling sand, but Wireshark's capinfos command is a soft breeze across the keys.<|eot|><|sol|>https://smallstep.com/blog/the-poetics-of-cli-command-names/<|eol|><|sor|>>Not all of the best 2-5 letter words have been used up. Please don't make me tab complete the name of your command
Fucking thank you, I fucking hate tab-completing commands. I never ever ever tab compete, only weak 0.1xers use the stupid tab complete. Finally someone has said it.<|eor|><|sor|>I use four-spaces-complete<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | silentconfessor | ftjqxq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does it feel to type the command? [...] For example, sha256sum feels like gargling sand, but Wireshark's capinfos command is a soft breeze across the keys.<|eot|><|sol|>https://smallstep.com/blog/the-poetics-of-cli-command-names/<|eol|><|sor|>what is `alias` :S<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | Puzomor | ftkap73 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does it feel to type the command? [...] For example, sha256sum feels like gargling sand, but Wireshark's capinfos command is a soft breeze across the keys.<|eot|><|sol|>https://smallstep.com/blog/the-poetics-of-cli-command-names/<|eol|><|sor|>>Not all of the best 2-5 letter words have been used up. Please don't make me tab complete the name of your command
Fucking thank you, I fucking hate tab-completing commands. I never ever ever tab compete, only weak 0.1xers use the stupid tab complete. Finally someone has said it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | howmodareyou | ftl4a46 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does it feel to type the command? [...] For example, sha256sum feels like gargling sand, but Wireshark's capinfos command is a soft breeze across the keys.<|eot|><|sol|>https://smallstep.com/blog/the-poetics-of-cli-command-names/<|eol|><|sor|>At Facebook's engineering orientation, while explaining why mercurial is better than git, the very first point made was that you'll be 33% faster by having to type less (git -> hg). I involuntarily groaned out loud.<|eor|><|sor|>lol not using aliases for git operations<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine not using a 14 button Razer gaming mouse where each one is mapped to a different greek symbol which in turn is aliased to a specific git command.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | Puzomor | ftkb185 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does it feel to type the command? [...] For example, sha256sum feels like gargling sand, but Wireshark's capinfos command is a soft breeze across the keys.<|eot|><|sol|>https://smallstep.com/blog/the-poetics-of-cli-command-names/<|eol|><|sor|>Why is no one talking about the handfeel?<|eor|><|sor|>How ignorant of you and this horrible author to imply I use the qwerty, the 1x keyboard layout. I use a custom keyboard layout where typing `sha256sum` is a breeze like no other, while typing `capinfos` feels like swallowing razor blades.
And yes, I'm orders of magnitude more productive.
And no, I can't share it with you. I'm waiting for a patent to be approved.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | railwayrookie | ftketdu | <|sols|><|sot|>How does it feel to type the command? [...] For example, sha256sum feels like gargling sand, but Wireshark's capinfos command is a soft breeze across the keys.<|eot|><|sol|>https://smallstep.com/blog/the-poetics-of-cli-command-names/<|eol|><|sor|>When I write `if err != nil` I feel like Chopin playing Nocturne in E-flat major, Op. 9, No. 2<|eor|><|sor|> int main(void) {
}
is better than
int main(void)
{
}
change my mind!<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes you have a well designed API with a function such as the following, with reasonable limits and conventions such as a 72-character line length:
int DispatchDeferred(CONTEXTHANDLE hcontext, int iparm1,
int iparm2, void *pparm, int deadline, float tdelta,
uint16_t rmask, uint16_t pmask, uint16_t dflags,
int deliverymode, int pumpmode, void *xuserdata1)
{
// This block of code is clearly separated from the arguments.
// This code is going to be very readable.
}
What happens if you allow someone to write Devil's braces instead?
int DispatchDeferred(CONTEXTHANDLE hcontext, int iparm1,
int iparm2, void *pparm, int deadline, float tdelta,
uint16_t rmask, uint16_t pmask, uint16_t dflags,
int deliverymode, int pumpmode, void *xuserdata1) {
// How can you tell that this is the first line of code?
// You cannot. This code will not be very readable. QED.
}
This is one of the few things that Go got right.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | mercurysquad | ftk95u4 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does it feel to type the command? [...] For example, sha256sum feels like gargling sand, but Wireshark's capinfos command is a soft breeze across the keys.<|eot|><|sol|>https://smallstep.com/blog/the-poetics-of-cli-command-names/<|eol|><|sor|>>we have humbly laid claim to the `step` and `step-ca` commands for our public key encryption toolkit and certificate authority. The naming of step pays homage in a small way to the Moon landing
okay<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | ftjt6kw | <|sols|><|sot|>How does it feel to type the command? [...] For example, sha256sum feels like gargling sand, but Wireshark's capinfos command is a soft breeze across the keys.<|eot|><|sol|>https://smallstep.com/blog/the-poetics-of-cli-command-names/<|eol|><|sor|>what is `alias` :S<|eor|><|sor|>`alias fist=finger`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | ohmeeyes | ftkq6jz | <|sols|><|sot|>How does it feel to type the command? [...] For example, sha256sum feels like gargling sand, but Wireshark's capinfos command is a soft breeze across the keys.<|eot|><|sol|>https://smallstep.com/blog/the-poetics-of-cli-command-names/<|eol|><|sor|>At Facebook's engineering orientation, while explaining why mercurial is better than git, the very first point made was that you'll be 33% faster by having to type less (git -> hg). I involuntarily groaned out loud.<|eor|><|sor|>lol not using aliases for git operations<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | gk2zgm | <|sols|><|sot|>The JVM is the single greatest piece of technology invented in the last 50 years.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/gjhqlv/25_years_of_java/fqo0zre/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | fqonl3m | <|sols|><|sot|>The JVM is the single greatest piece of technology invented in the last 50 years.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/gjhqlv/25_years_of_java/fqo0zre/<|eol|><|soopr|>Computers themselves pale to the existence of the JVM.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmingcirclejerk | MisterOfScience | fqovbe3 | <|sols|><|sot|>The JVM is the single greatest piece of technology invented in the last 50 years.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/gjhqlv/25_years_of_java/fqo0zre/<|eol|><|sor|>What about blockchain? Although you could argue that it was not invented but discovered.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | fqop50t | <|sols|><|sot|>The JVM is the single greatest piece of technology invented in the last 50 years.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/gjhqlv/25_years_of_java/fqo0zre/<|eol|><|sor|>~~*SBCL has entered the chat*~~
~~*BEAM has entered the chat*~~
*Ecmascripten and Web Assembly have entered the chat*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | fqoqu4n | <|sols|><|sot|>The JVM is the single greatest piece of technology invented in the last 50 years.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/gjhqlv/25_years_of_java/fqo0zre/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj I wouldnt say that but the amount of work put into HotSpot is insane<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | fqotnfq | <|sols|><|sot|>The JVM is the single greatest piece of technology invented in the last 50 years.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/gjhqlv/25_years_of_java/fqo0zre/<|eol|><|sor|>VMs that are not the greatest piece of technology and didn't innovate for shit:
- SECD machine
- Blue Book Smalltalk VM
- Lisp machine `(with-contextual-unjerk` which is basically a bytecode VM in hardware, fite me`)`
- Warren Abstract Machine
VMs that are the greatest piece of technology and did innovate everything some burrito eating homeless people think the above invented:
- Java virtual machine<|eor|><|sor|>All computers are just a bytecode VM in hardware<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | fqotfnh | <|sols|><|sot|>The JVM is the single greatest piece of technology invented in the last 50 years.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/gjhqlv/25_years_of_java/fqo0zre/<|eol|><|soopr|>Computers themselves pale to the existence of the JVM.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yeah, look at those bozos who embed their ISA in hardware. (Yes I know about Jazelle, its dead so dont @ me.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | theangeryemacsshibe | fqosbcu | <|sols|><|sot|>The JVM is the single greatest piece of technology invented in the last 50 years.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/gjhqlv/25_years_of_java/fqo0zre/<|eol|><|sor|>VMs that are not the greatest piece of technology and didn't innovate for shit:
- SECD machine
- Blue Book Smalltalk VM
- Lisp machine `(with-contextual-unjerk` which is basically a bytecode VM in hardware, fite me`)`
- Warren Abstract Machine
VMs that are the greatest piece of technology and did innovate everything some burrito eating homeless people think the above invented:
- Java virtual machine<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | Alicendre | fqp8hij | <|sols|><|sot|>The JVM is the single greatest piece of technology invented in the last 50 years.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/gjhqlv/25_years_of_java/fqo0zre/<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, the two languages: TypeScript and Java<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | fqp3ca0 | <|sols|><|sot|>The JVM is the single greatest piece of technology invented in the last 50 years.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/gjhqlv/25_years_of_java/fqo0zre/<|eol|><|sor|>> I'm doing more Node/TS than Java these days, and I can say with 100% certainty
i have been buried up to my shoulders in shit as of late, and look back fondly on the days when people were only constantly farting in my face<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | fqotlpw | <|sols|><|sot|>The JVM is the single greatest piece of technology invented in the last 50 years.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/gjhqlv/25_years_of_java/fqo0zre/<|eol|><|sor|>Why would anyone want to use a language that doesn't have undefined behavior leaking out of every pore?<|eor|><|sor|>`native`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | fqp2geo | <|sols|><|sot|>The JVM is the single greatest piece of technology invented in the last 50 years.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/gjhqlv/25_years_of_java/fqo0zre/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj I wouldnt say that but the amount of work put into HotSpot is insane<|eor|><|sor|>Lol no value types<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | republitard_2 | fqpyduu | <|sols|><|sot|>The JVM is the single greatest piece of technology invented in the last 50 years.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/gjhqlv/25_years_of_java/fqo0zre/<|eol|><|soopr|>Computers themselves pale to the existence of the JVM.<|eoopr|><|sor|> DEFINE ((
(UNJERK (LAMBDA ()
50 years only gets us back to 1970. Computers already existed. Also, man had already set foot on the moon.
))))<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | fqotkcl | <|sols|><|sot|>The JVM is the single greatest piece of technology invented in the last 50 years.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/gjhqlv/25_years_of_java/fqo0zre/<|eol|><|sor|>~~*SBCL has entered the chat*~~
~~*BEAM has entered the chat*~~
*Ecmascripten and Web Assembly have entered the chat*<|eor|><|sor|>*Web Assembly cant handle control flow into the chat and gets stuck in Relooper*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | NotSoButFarOtherwise | fqp1geo | <|sols|><|sot|>The JVM is the single greatest piece of technology invented in the last 50 years.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/gjhqlv/25_years_of_java/fqo0zre/<|eol|><|sor|>VMs that are not the greatest piece of technology and didn't innovate for shit:
- SECD machine
- Blue Book Smalltalk VM
- Lisp machine `(with-contextual-unjerk` which is basically a bytecode VM in hardware, fite me`)`
- Warren Abstract Machine
VMs that are the greatest piece of technology and did innovate everything some burrito eating homeless people think the above invented:
- Java virtual machine<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>LISP machines were cool as hell but Intel's x86 speed/marketing ramp with aggressive caching meant the dominant (and now therefore only) memory access paradigm was aggressive caching instead of smarter memory controllers that could efficiently access cons cells, so we're all stuck living in Flatland.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | Adolora | fqp51w0 | <|sols|><|sot|>The JVM is the single greatest piece of technology invented in the last 50 years.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/gjhqlv/25_years_of_java/fqo0zre/<|eol|><|sor|>VMs that are not the greatest piece of technology and didn't innovate for shit:
- SECD machine
- Blue Book Smalltalk VM
- Lisp machine `(with-contextual-unjerk` which is basically a bytecode VM in hardware, fite me`)`
- Warren Abstract Machine
VMs that are the greatest piece of technology and did innovate everything some burrito eating homeless people think the above invented:
- Java virtual machine<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>LISP machines were cool as hell but Intel's x86 speed/marketing ramp with aggressive caching meant the dominant (and now therefore only) memory access paradigm was aggressive caching instead of smarter memory controllers that could efficiently access cons cells, so we're all stuck living in Flatland.<|eor|><|sor|>As a bonus, NSA stores a copy of your data for you even if you never asked!<|eor|><|sor|>Can the NSA recover my minecraft world?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | editor_of_the_beast | fqpobur | <|sols|><|sot|>The JVM is the single greatest piece of technology invented in the last 50 years.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/gjhqlv/25_years_of_java/fqo0zre/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj I wouldnt say that but the amount of work put into HotSpot is insane<|eor|><|sor|>Lol no value types<|eor|><|sor|>yet<|eor|><|sor|>2020 is the year of the linux desktop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | MikeSeth | fqp1wf4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The JVM is the single greatest piece of technology invented in the last 50 years.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/gjhqlv/25_years_of_java/fqo0zre/<|eol|><|sor|>VMs that are not the greatest piece of technology and didn't innovate for shit:
- SECD machine
- Blue Book Smalltalk VM
- Lisp machine `(with-contextual-unjerk` which is basically a bytecode VM in hardware, fite me`)`
- Warren Abstract Machine
VMs that are the greatest piece of technology and did innovate everything some burrito eating homeless people think the above invented:
- Java virtual machine<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>LISP machines were cool as hell but Intel's x86 speed/marketing ramp with aggressive caching meant the dominant (and now therefore only) memory access paradigm was aggressive caching instead of smarter memory controllers that could efficiently access cons cells, so we're all stuck living in Flatland.<|eor|><|sor|>As a bonus, NSA stores a copy of your data for you even if you never asked!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | linus_stallman | ga6iw8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't wait for him [Linus] to retire so that Linux kernel devs could pick up more modern toolset.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22567409<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmingcirclejerk | VodkaHaze | foy4xpv | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't wait for him [Linus] to retire so that Linux kernel devs could pick up more modern toolset.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22567409<|eol|><|sor|>I can't wait for the crab people to create their own OS.<|eor|><|sor|>No need to wait! https://www.redox-os.org/<|eor|><|sor|>I propose VHRanger's law: If your project description includes the language it's written in in the first sentence, it's nothing more than a tech demo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmingcirclejerk | flexibeast | foxu4d0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't wait for him [Linus] to retire so that Linux kernel devs could pick up more modern toolset.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22567409<|eol|><|sor|>I can't wait for the crab people to create their own OS.<|eor|><|sor|>No need to wait! https://www.redox-os.org/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | foyrmq0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't wait for him [Linus] to retire so that Linux kernel devs could pick up more modern toolset.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22567409<|eol|><|sor|>I can't wait for the crab people to create their own OS.<|eor|><|sor|>No need to wait! https://www.redox-os.org/<|eor|><|sor|>I propose VHRanger's law: If your project description includes the language it's written in in the first sentence, it's nothing more than a tech demo<|eor|><|sor|>/uj UNIX is a C tech demo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | Xerxero | foyki0q | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't wait for him [Linus] to retire so that Linux kernel devs could pick up more modern toolset.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22567409<|eol|><|sor|>Who cares about linux? The world is going serverless anyway.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | foy0pzl | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't wait for him [Linus] to retire so that Linux kernel devs could pick up more modern toolset.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22567409<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Mercurial, the only moral Java source control<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | sigger_ | foyj4up | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't wait for him [Linus] to retire so that Linux kernel devs could pick up more modern toolset.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22567409<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>No way, its going to be JavaScript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | nucular_ | foyd9bg | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't wait for him [Linus] to retire so that Linux kernel devs could pick up more modern toolset.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22567409<|eol|><|sor|>Oh please. Native binaries are amoral. What we really should be looking at is implementing a thin WebAssembly wrapper in the kernel and moving userspace to it entirely.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | foyzyku | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't wait for him [Linus] to retire so that Linux kernel devs could pick up more modern toolset.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22567409<|eol|><|sor|>I can't wait for the crab people to create their own OS.<|eor|><|sor|>No need to wait! https://www.redox-os.org/<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Rust's safety features protect everyone. Can't have those pesky device drivers access to all system memory and all CPU instructions now can we? Shame on you `nvlddmkm.sys`<|eor|><|sor|>Plus the performance impacts from hosting drivers in user space will be largely irrelevant by the time redox os is completed in 2075. its a smart move<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | foyyrtc | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't wait for him [Linus] to retire so that Linux kernel devs could pick up more modern toolset.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22567409<|eol|><|sor|>Who cares about linux? The world is going serverless anyway.<|eor|><|sor|> == serverless
== -(less server)
== more servers
I know I am never getting an A+ in maths<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | yann_causse | foypke9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't wait for him [Linus] to retire so that Linux kernel devs could pick up more modern toolset.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22567409<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>My fellow code artisans! Prithee - In error I sent thee a scroll of mine "kernel migration to Go" proposal!
Reject it with haste!
Unless... thy desires to migrate?
I jest, dispose of it quickly!
...if that is your desire...
Hoho! Delete it!
...Unless...?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | suur-siil | foy35xe | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't wait for him [Linus] to retire so that Linux kernel devs could pick up more modern toolset.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22567409<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Mercurial, the only moral Java source control<|eor|><|sor|>That should be a flair<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | foyrv7x | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't wait for him [Linus] to retire so that Linux kernel devs could pick up more modern toolset.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22567409<|eol|><|sor|>Oh please. Native binaries are amoral. What we really should be looking at is implementing a thin WebAssembly wrapper in the kernel and moving userspace to it entirely.<|eor|><|sor|>Now Im imagining Linus screaming we do not break WASI at some poor Mozilla engineer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | foyxvik | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't wait for him [Linus] to retire so that Linux kernel devs could pick up more modern toolset.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22567409<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> I'm putting my bets on a JVM language!
#SIR!
may I interest you in some **zero cost abstractions**?<|eor|><|sor|>JVM is actually [zero cost](https://adoptopenjdk.net) too! Don't fall for Oracle propaganda.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | onthefence928 | foyx04c | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't wait for him [Linus] to retire so that Linux kernel devs could pick up more modern toolset.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22567409<|eol|><|sor|>I can't wait for the crab people to create their own OS.<|eor|><|sor|>No need to wait! https://www.redox-os.org/<|eor|><|sor|>I propose VHRanger's law: If your project description includes the language it's written in in the first sentence, it's nothing more than a tech demo<|eor|><|sor|>/uj UNIX is a C tech demo<|eor|><|sor|>/jerk is it not?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | Time_Trade | fn9bz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am a programmer so knowing the worst case, usual case, and best case helps me understand [coronavirus predictions]<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fn4ny0/if_all_americans_who_will_get_coronavirus_got_it/fl7lhfm/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmingcirclejerk | mgostIH | fl8d30m | <|sols|><|sot|>I am a programmer so knowing the worst case, usual case, and best case helps me understand [coronavirus predictions]<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fn4ny0/if_all_americans_who_will_get_coronavirus_got_it/fl7lhfm/<|eol|><|sor|>Worst case: Everyone dies
Average case: Some people die
Best case: Only ~~Rust developers~~ beacons of morality survive, like it's meant to be<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmingcirclejerk | silentconfessor | fl8khpm | <|sols|><|sot|>I am a programmer so knowing the worst case, usual case, and best case helps me understand [coronavirus predictions]<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fn4ny0/if_all_americans_who_will_get_coronavirus_got_it/fl7lhfm/<|eol|><|sor|>as a programmer I can tell you many programmers are the most insufferable bitches ever.
I recently worked with a programmer that calls himself a Software Craftman, reads clean code as a bible, and cites SOLID principles from memory.
The most annoying guy I have ever worked with.<|eor|><|sor|>We should make a subreddit to make fun of those people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmingcirclejerk | nomadProgrammer | fl8indp | <|sols|><|sot|>I am a programmer so knowing the worst case, usual case, and best case helps me understand [coronavirus predictions]<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fn4ny0/if_all_americans_who_will_get_coronavirus_got_it/fl7lhfm/<|eol|><|sor|>as a programmer I can tell you many programmers are the most insufferable bitches ever.
I recently worked with a programmer that calls himself a Software Craftman, reads clean code as a bible, and cites SOLID principles from memory.
The most annoying guy I have ever worked with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmingcirclejerk | officerthegeek | fl94404 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am a programmer so knowing the worst case, usual case, and best case helps me understand [coronavirus predictions]<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fn4ny0/if_all_americans_who_will_get_coronavirus_got_it/fl7lhfm/<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Better than organizing yet another fucking "hackathon"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | fulstaph | fl8ka4i | <|sols|><|sot|>I am a programmer so knowing the worst case, usual case, and best case helps me understand [coronavirus predictions]<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fn4ny0/if_all_americans_who_will_get_coronavirus_got_it/fl7lhfm/<|eol|><|sor|>Worst case: Everyone dies
Average case: Some people die
Best case: Only ~~Rust developers~~ beacons of morality survive, like it's meant to be<|eor|><|sor|>phew, it means that i decided to sell my soul to the orange crab at just the right time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | fl8kgbc | <|sols|><|sot|>I am a programmer so knowing the worst case, usual case, and best case helps me understand [coronavirus predictions]<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fn4ny0/if_all_americans_who_will_get_coronavirus_got_it/fl7lhfm/<|eol|><|sor|>I've done the math and it says this guy is a fucking loser.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | bo0O0od | fl9a96c | <|sols|><|sot|>I am a programmer so knowing the worst case, usual case, and best case helps me understand [coronavirus predictions]<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fn4ny0/if_all_americans_who_will_get_coronavirus_got_it/fl7lhfm/<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Better than organizing yet another fucking "hackathon"<|eor|><|sor|>My company's "social responsibility" themed hackathon got cancelled because of covid. God fucking bless.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | AshmedaiHel | fl8nzvc | <|sols|><|sot|>I am a programmer so knowing the worst case, usual case, and best case helps me understand [coronavirus predictions]<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fn4ny0/if_all_americans_who_will_get_coronavirus_got_it/fl7lhfm/<|eol|><|sor|>Don't worry, only O(1) people will die.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | Blaz3 | fl8nd96 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am a programmer so knowing the worst case, usual case, and best case helps me understand [coronavirus predictions]<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fn4ny0/if_all_americans_who_will_get_coronavirus_got_it/fl7lhfm/<|eol|><|sor|>Worst case: Everyone dies
Average case: Some people die
Best case: Only ~~Rust developers~~ beacons of morality survive, like it's meant to be<|eor|><|sor|>Wouldn't worst case be only PHP developers survive<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | fl9jvf3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am a programmer so knowing the worst case, usual case, and best case helps me understand [coronavirus predictions]<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fn4ny0/if_all_americans_who_will_get_coronavirus_got_it/fl7lhfm/<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers! Is there anything they can't do? Congress should give an extra $1000 to anyone who listed "programmer" as their occupation on last year's tax return.<|eor|><|sor|>An extra $1024. :cool\_shades:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | fl9jhc7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am a programmer so knowing the worst case, usual case, and best case helps me understand [coronavirus predictions]<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fn4ny0/if_all_americans_who_will_get_coronavirus_got_it/fl7lhfm/<|eol|><|sor|>Worst case: Everyone dies
Average case: Some people die
Best case: Only ~~Rust developers~~ beacons of morality survive, like it's meant to be<|eor|><|sor|>Wouldn't worst case be only PHP developers survive<|eor|><|sor|>Bad news, if PHP hasn't killed them, they're immune to anything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | qkthrv17 | fl9mg1y | <|sols|><|sot|>I am a programmer so knowing the worst case, usual case, and best case helps me understand [coronavirus predictions]<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fn4ny0/if_all_americans_who_will_get_coronavirus_got_it/fl7lhfm/<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Better than organizing yet another fucking "hackathon"<|eor|><|sor|>My company's "social responsibility" themed hackathon got cancelled because of covid. God fucking bless.<|eor|><|sor|>In my country there are plenty of ideas flourishing around helping to attenuate the situation.
normal people: we need to make more protective gear and help maintain supply chains
IT people: what if we make a chatbot to spit out official sources when prompted? we could even make a responsive page accompanying it (this has literally happened like that btw)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | BarefootUnicorn | fl8rwao | <|sols|><|sot|>I am a programmer so knowing the worst case, usual case, and best case helps me understand [coronavirus predictions]<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fn4ny0/if_all_americans_who_will_get_coronavirus_got_it/fl7lhfm/<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers! Is there anything they can't do? Congress should give an extra $1000 to anyone who listed "programmer" as their occupation on last year's tax return.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | KruppeBestGirl | fl9bau1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am a programmer so knowing the worst case, usual case, and best case helps me understand [coronavirus predictions]<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fn4ny0/if_all_americans_who_will_get_coronavirus_got_it/fl7lhfm/<|eol|><|sor|>Worst case: Everyone dies
Average case: Some people die
Best case: Only ~~Rust developers~~ beacons of morality survive, like it's meant to be<|eor|><|sor|>Wouldn't worst case be only PHP developers survive<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I unironically respect wagie developers who use PHP, Java and .NET more than anyone who claims to program for elegance<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | songthatendstheworld | fl8zvav | <|sols|><|sot|>I am a programmer so knowing the worst case, usual case, and best case helps me understand [coronavirus predictions]<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fn4ny0/if_all_americans_who_will_get_coronavirus_got_it/fl7lhfm/<|eol|><|sor|>I am a programmer, so I can't count.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheWheez | fla7zgu | <|sols|><|sot|>I am a programmer so knowing the worst case, usual case, and best case helps me understand [coronavirus predictions]<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fn4ny0/if_all_americans_who_will_get_coronavirus_got_it/fl7lhfm/<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers! Is there anything they can't do? Congress should give an extra $1000 to anyone who listed "programmer" as their occupation on last year's tax return.<|eor|><|sor|>what if you're a code artisan, which is higher than anything related to "industry" or "capitalism"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | f5qcd3 | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmingcirclejerk | utopianfiat | fi07oza | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|sor|>> One of my first jobs at DEC was writing design verification tests for the[Alpha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEC_Alpha)(ne EVAX) processor. These tests were assembly language programs that tested for correct CPU operation, and management had budgeted 6-8 weeks to develop a particularly complex set of tests. I developed them in 3 days, by writing a C program to automatically generate the range of tests.
Management misestimated a task? No, it is I who is 10x<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmingcirclejerk | flexibeast | fi07t07 | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|sor|>That they exist is not in question; the question is which language they use, and obviously the answer to that is "Rust". 0.1x programmers, on the other hand, use Go: "The key point here is our programmers are Googlers, theyre not researchers ... Theyre not capable of understanding a brilliant language."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | isthistechsupport | fi0ay4u | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|sor|>> One of my first jobs at DEC was writing design verification tests for the[Alpha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEC_Alpha)(ne EVAX) processor. These tests were assembly language programs that tested for correct CPU operation, and management had budgeted 6-8 weeks to develop a particularly complex set of tests. I developed them in 3 days, by writing a C program to automatically generate the range of tests.
Management misestimated a task? No, it is I who is 10x<|eor|><|sor|>Greatly reminds me of the time when I calculated an assignment would take a week and finished it in half a week. Clearly meant I had become a 2xer of myself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | BarefootUnicorn | fi0ds9e | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|sor|>And they're all on Hacker News! Isn't that amazing?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | best-commenter | fi0ba9d | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|sor|>A problem with somewhat smart people is they often think theyre super smart.
Being able to cut steak is important.
A knife is 10x better at cutting than a fork.
Scissors are two knives.
Edward Scissorhands is your steak-cutting, 10x god. Worship him, now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | fi0c2zz | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|sor|>This whole 100!x^39 programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST. That is not even debatable. It's a fact of life that there are people who can achieve more than others. It is the case in sports, in politics, in school, and not surprisingly also in tech.<|eor|><|sor|>lol if you're not even an inaccessible-cardinal-x programmer, gtfo noob.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | usernameqwerty002 | fi0g5ty | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|sor|>> One of my first jobs at DEC was writing design verification tests for the[Alpha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEC_Alpha)(ne EVAX) processor. These tests were assembly language programs that tested for correct CPU operation, and management had budgeted 6-8 weeks to develop a particularly complex set of tests. I developed them in 3 days, by writing a C program to automatically generate the range of tests.
Management misestimated a task? No, it is I who is 10x<|eor|><|sor|>Usually management (and marketing) estimates go the other way around: I want this 2-week task done by yesterday.
Does meeting this aggressive deadline create the mythical -10x programmer?<|eor|><|sor|>10x^i programmer, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Euler's programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | Karyo_Ten | fi0dv6s | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|sor|>> One of my first jobs at DEC was writing design verification tests for the[Alpha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEC_Alpha)(ne EVAX) processor. These tests were assembly language programs that tested for correct CPU operation, and management had budgeted 6-8 weeks to develop a particularly complex set of tests. I developed them in 3 days, by writing a C program to automatically generate the range of tests.
Management misestimated a task? No, it is I who is 10x<|eor|><|sor|>Usually management (and marketing) estimates go the other way around: I want this 2-week task done by yesterday.
Does meeting this aggressive deadline create the mythical -10x programmer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | antiatomic | fi0elej | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|sor|>>Being a "real" 10X programmer is like being a savant. It's about being FUCKING SMART
That thread is a gold mine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | ifellforarchmemes | fi0bo8d | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|sor|>This whole 100!x^39 programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST. That is not even debatable. It's a fact of life that there are people who can achieve more than others. It is the case in sports, in politics, in school, and not surprisingly also in tech.<|eor|><|sor|>x = 0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntaxitome | fi0apnq | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|sor|>If I take myself on Monday morning as a benchmark, I'm a 10Xer every other day of the week.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | chajath2 | fi0nwxb | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|sor|>> The programmers who I admire aren't the people who could implement a React CMS in record time, but the people who built React. Or Rust, or Haskell, or FFmpeg.
It's time we canonize FFmpeg as yet another moral piece of software<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | sbmassey | fi0knuo | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|sor|>Compared to people completely incapable of programming, there are x programmers, so if you choose a sufficiently inept baseline there must also be 10x programmers I guess.
As well as 10x milkmen, weightlifters and ballet dancers, of course.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | usernameqwerty002 | fi0732p | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|sor|># Fact 2
The best programmers are up to 28 times better than the worst programmers, according to "individual differences" research. Given that their pay is never commensurate, they are the biggest bargains in the software field.
# Discussion
The point of the previous fact was that people matter in building software. The point of this fact is that they matter a lot! This is another message that is as old as the software field. In fact, the sources I cite date mostly back to 19681978. It is almost as if we have known this fundamental fact so well and for so long that it sort of slides effortlessly out of our memory. The significance of this fact is profound. Given how much better some software practitioners are than othersand we will see numbers ranging from 5 times better to 28 times betterit is fairly obvious that the care and feeding of the best people we have is the most important task of the software
manager. In fact, those 28-to-1 peoplewho probably are being paid considerably less than double their not-so-good peersare the best bargains in software. (For that matter, so are those 5-to-1 folks.) The problem isand of course there is a problem, since we are not acting on this fact in our fieldwe don't know how to identify those "best" people. We have struggled over the years with programmer aptitude tests and certified data processor exams and the ACM self-assessment programs, and the bottom line, after a lot of blood and sweat and perhaps even tears were spent on them, was that the correlation between test scores and on-the-job performance is nil. (You think that was disappointing? We also learned, about that time, that computer science class grades and on-the-job performance correlated abysmally also [Sackman 1968].)
# Controversy
The controversy surrounding this fact is simply that we fail to grasp its significance. I have never heard anyone doubt the truth of the matter. We simply forget that the importance of this particular fact is considerably more than academic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | fi0b5sg | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|sor|>/uj/ he's right /uj<|eor|><|soopr|>Please don't troll here, thanks.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | voidvector | fi0ildm | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|sor|>I am a 10x pcj'er<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | StunningStore | fi1dugv | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|sor|>INFO: Jerking goldmine.<|eor|><|sor|>Pull request: rename HackerNews to JackerNews<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | dnkndnts | fi0fky0 | <|sols|><|sot|>This whole 10x programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22354758<|eol|><|sor|>This whole 100!x^39 programmers debate is tiring. Why do we even argue over such a dumb thing? OF COURSE THEY EXIST. That is not even debatable. It's a fact of life that there are people who can achieve more than others. It is the case in sports, in politics, in school, and not surprisingly also in tech.<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine not even being on the Veblen hierarchy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | TooFiveFive | cf8j6t | <|sols|><|sot|>V-lang uses an absolute path to cross compile to Linux on Windows. (Warning: Disgusting)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/vlang/v/blob/master/compiler/main.v#L596<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmingcirclejerk | NotSoButFarOtherwise | eu87w3s | <|sols|><|sot|>V-lang uses an absolute path to cross compile to Linux on Windows. (Warning: Disgusting)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/vlang/v/blob/master/compiler/main.v#L596<|eol|><|sor|>I'm surprised "cross compiling to Linux" doesn't involve installing Docker for Windows and using a Docker image with a virtual mount of the source directory to run the compiler.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmingcirclejerk | FascinatedBox | eu8pr1w | <|sols|><|sot|>V-lang uses an absolute path to cross compile to Linux on Windows. (Warning: Disgusting)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/vlang/v/blob/master/compiler/main.v#L596<|eol|><|sor|>Many languages decide their features by having a competent dev sketch out how they're going to work.
​
Others design by committee.
​
Introducing V, which decides features based off of Twitter polls and idk, maybe Patreon as well (yes he does this).
​
TBH I'm legit waiting for this guy to implement generics because it's going to be hilarious.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmingcirclejerk | RockstarArtisan | eu8lwap | <|sols|><|sot|>V-lang uses an absolute path to cross compile to Linux on Windows. (Warning: Disgusting)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/vlang/v/blob/master/compiler/main.v#L596<|eol|><|sor|>Stop making stupid languages famous.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | cutety | eu8gwyf | <|sols|><|sot|>V-lang uses an absolute path to cross compile to Linux on Windows. (Warning: Disgusting)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/vlang/v/blob/master/compiler/main.v#L596<|eol|><|sor|>I'm surprised "cross compiling to Linux" doesn't involve installing Docker for Windows and using a Docker image with a virtual mount of the source directory to run the compiler.<|eor|><|sor|>> [I dont have docker](https://github.com/vlang/v/pull/1176#issuecomment-512938471)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | eu8halz | <|sols|><|sot|>V-lang uses an absolute path to cross compile to Linux on Windows. (Warning: Disgusting)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/vlang/v/blob/master/compiler/main.v#L596<|eol|><|sor|>[Strange nitpicking on alpha software.](https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20468052)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | 28f272fe556a1363cc31 | eu8pclx | <|sols|><|sot|>V-lang uses an absolute path to cross compile to Linux on Windows. (Warning: Disgusting)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/vlang/v/blob/master/compiler/main.v#L596<|eol|><|sor|>Works on ~~my~~ Alex's machine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | Aransentin | eu8fnh3 | <|sols|><|sot|>V-lang uses an absolute path to cross compile to Linux on Windows. (Warning: Disgusting)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/vlang/v/blob/master/compiler/main.v#L596<|eol|><|sor|>The superior method:
sshpass -p swordfish ssh -o StrictHostKeyChecking=no root@hackerb0i.freedomains.su "echo $code >> tmp.c && gcc -Ofast -flto tmp.c"
sshpass -p swordfish scp -o StrictHostKeyChecking=no . root@hackerb0i.freedomains.su:/root/a.out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | path_traced_sphere | eu8zyi5 | <|sols|><|sot|>V-lang uses an absolute path to cross compile to Linux on Windows. (Warning: Disgusting)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/vlang/v/blob/master/compiler/main.v#L596<|eol|><|sor|>Works on ~~my~~ Alex's machine.<|eor|><|sor|>His machine is simply the reference machine. If only people would follow the damn spec!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | thejuror8 | eu8l493 | <|sols|><|sot|>V-lang uses an absolute path to cross compile to Linux on Windows. (Warning: Disgusting)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/vlang/v/blob/master/compiler/main.v#L596<|eol|><|sor|>How is this even something people talk about<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | i9srpeg | eu8tm9q | <|sols|><|sot|>V-lang uses an absolute path to cross compile to Linux on Windows. (Warning: Disgusting)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/vlang/v/blob/master/compiler/main.v#L596<|eol|><|sor|>How is this even something people talk about<|eor|><|sor|>Astounding marketing skills.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | polprog | eu9nesz | <|sols|><|sot|>V-lang uses an absolute path to cross compile to Linux on Windows. (Warning: Disgusting)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/vlang/v/blob/master/compiler/main.v#L596<|eol|><|sor|>Many languages decide their features by having a competent dev sketch out how they're going to work.
​
Others design by committee.
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Introducing V, which decides features based off of Twitter polls and idk, maybe Patreon as well (yes he does this).
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TBH I'm legit waiting for this guy to implement generics because it's going to be hilarious.<|eor|><|sor|>Does it mean I can pay on Patreon to have my favourite UB implemented?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | Moarbid_Krabs | eu9pqa4 | <|sols|><|sot|>V-lang uses an absolute path to cross compile to Linux on Windows. (Warning: Disgusting)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/vlang/v/blob/master/compiler/main.v#L596<|eol|><|sor|>Many languages decide their features by having a competent dev sketch out how they're going to work.
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Others design by committee.
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Introducing V, which decides features based off of Twitter polls and idk, maybe Patreon as well (yes he does this).
​
TBH I'm legit waiting for this guy to implement generics because it's going to be hilarious.<|eor|><|sor|>Does it mean I can pay on Patreon to have my favourite UB implemented?<|eor|><|sor|>No but Patrons get access to their premium GitHub where it gets really disgusting.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | FascinatedBox | eu9lrbm | <|sols|><|sot|>V-lang uses an absolute path to cross compile to Linux on Windows. (Warning: Disgusting)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/vlang/v/blob/master/compiler/main.v#L596<|eol|><|sor|>Many languages decide their features by having a competent dev sketch out how they're going to work.
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Others design by committee.
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Introducing V, which decides features based off of Twitter polls and idk, maybe Patreon as well (yes he does this).
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TBH I'm legit waiting for this guy to implement generics because it's going to be hilarious.<|eor|><|sor|>lol no generics<|eor|><|sor|>written in go, generates c. It's like having a redhead parent and a black haired parent and hoping for a blond child.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | eu9jd1t | <|sols|><|sot|>V-lang uses an absolute path to cross compile to Linux on Windows. (Warning: Disgusting)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/vlang/v/blob/master/compiler/main.v#L596<|eol|><|sor|>The superior method:
sshpass -p swordfish ssh -o StrictHostKeyChecking=no root@hackerb0i.freedomains.su "echo $code >> tmp.c && gcc -Ofast -flto tmp.c"
sshpass -p swordfish scp -o StrictHostKeyChecking=no . root@hackerb0i.freedomains.su:/root/a.out<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Why can't we just transpile MSI installers to webasm? It would be a lot easier to get users if they could just click and we'd do a native Windows install from the browser.
Why hasn't anyone tried this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | Gobrosse | eu8tfkz | <|sols|><|sot|>V-lang uses an absolute path to cross compile to Linux on Windows. (Warning: Disgusting)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/vlang/v/blob/master/compiler/main.v#L596<|eol|><|sor|>It takes courage and vision to make revolutions happens, no truly impactful revolution is bloodless. See the work of this man as the groundwork as a present for our future generations, not for the imperfect draft it present itselfs as today.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | BIGSTANKDICKDADDY | antsom | <|sols|><|sot|>"What specifically about [fizzbuzz] is tricky?" Being familiar with the rarely-used mod operator.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/anqc2v/how_can_someone_go_through_a_cs_degree_and_not_be/efvvjd4/?context=3<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bizzaro_Murphy | efw46zb | <|sols|><|sot|>"What specifically about [fizzbuzz] is tricky?" Being familiar with the rarely-used mod operator.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/anqc2v/how_can_someone_go_through_a_cs_degree_and_not_be/efvvjd4/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Why would anyone use an operator when they could include a NPM module instead?<|eor|><|sor|>https://www.npmjs.com/package/divisible<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry I can't trust any NPM package with 0 dependencies. That means they must have reinvented implementations for things like division themselves instead of using time-hardened packages that have been running in production for years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmingcirclejerk | AprilSpektra | efw0xwf | <|sols|><|sot|>"What specifically about [fizzbuzz] is tricky?" Being familiar with the rarely-used mod operator.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/anqc2v/how_can_someone_go_through_a_cs_degree_and_not_be/efvvjd4/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Why would anyone use an operator when they could include a NPM module instead?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmingcirclejerk | one_lunch_pan | efw1byl | <|sols|><|sot|>"What specifically about [fizzbuzz] is tricky?" Being familiar with the rarely-used mod operator.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/anqc2v/how_can_someone_go_through_a_cs_degree_and_not_be/efvvjd4/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>>It's a trick question people with big egos and little experience like to ask. It's designed to trip up people who haven't seen it before, while it's trivial for someone familiar with it's tricks.
Beware guys. Fizzbuzz is trivial for this 10xer.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmingcirclejerk | recursive | efw3cj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>"What specifically about [fizzbuzz] is tricky?" Being familiar with the rarely-used mod operator.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/anqc2v/how_can_someone_go_through_a_cs_degree_and_not_be/efvvjd4/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> Mod is pretty common... Even/odd or every X element do something is super common. And you can do it without the mod operator if you really want to.... (number \* 5)/5 == number would do the same thing.
Ivory tower academics are always talking about esoteric operators no one's ever heard of. What's `/`?
But as a 10x, of course I can solve it using simple straight-forward logic, and no weird "modulus" or "division" or whatever.
bool IsDivisibleBy(int n, int d) {
return n < d ? n == 0 : IsDivisibleBy(n - (n & 1) * d >> 1, d);
}
for (int i = 1; i <= 100; i++) {
string output = (IsDivisibleBy(i, 3) ? "Fizz" : "") + (IsDivisibleBy(i, 5) ? "Buzz" : "");
Console.WriteLine(output == "" ? i.ToString() : output);
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
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