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programmingcirclejerk
GOPHERS_GONE_WILD
hl1zxyt
<|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, shut up about Rust too! I saw a Rust Monster in my Monster Manual!<|eor|...
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programmingcirclejerk
R_Sholes
hl216gb
<|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, shut up about Rust too! I saw a Rust Monster in my Monster Manual!<|eor|...
30
programmingcirclejerk
BarefootUnicorn
hl2ljde
<|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>I don't like Monands any more than the rest of us, but I fail to see the comp...
29
programmingcirclejerk
TheFearsomeEsquilax
hl2u40h
<|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>Shut up about arithmetic. "Addition" sounds like a bad D&D monster. ... Please...
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programmingcirclejerk
safetywerd
hl3edg4
<|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>> Calculus 101 PTSD 1e-10xer detected<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair, you have to ha...
23
programmingcirclejerk
muntoo
hl3uhpf
<|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>> Calculus 101 PTSD 1e-10xer detected<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair, you have to ha...
19
programmingcirclejerk
R_Sholes
hl2p23q
<|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine having PTSD from calculus 101<|eor|><|sor|>I only have PTSD from highe...
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programmingcirclejerk
UnicornPrince4U
hl3fec6
<|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>> Calculus 101 PTSD 1e-10xer detected<|eor|><|sor|>Calculus was invented by s...
14
programmingcirclejerk
irqlnotdispatchlevel
hl3lmko
<|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>Monads are lawful neutral, actually, not "bad"<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know, burr...
13
programmingcirclejerk
corona-info
hl35mq9
<|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>Shut up about arithmetic. "Addition" sounds like a bad D&D monster. ... Please...
13
programmingcirclejerk
qqwy
hl3qmfb
<|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine using a 100 year old well-defined term for a data structure and being ...
11
programmingcirclejerk
xigoi
hl3fm4j
<|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>I don't like Monands any more than the rest of us, but I fail to see the comp...
11
programmingcirclejerk
NiceTerm
hl7b87e
<|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>> Calculus 101 PTSD 1e-10xer detected<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair, you have to ha...
11
programmingcirclejerk
KuntaStillSingle
hl32qkf
<|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>>proverbial "click" of a new brain circuit Is this how mouse users brain circ...
10
programmingcirclejerk
RustEvangelist10xer
qn0djy
<|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
RustEvangelist10xer
hjd30cr
<|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|soopr|>>I dated a girl called "Vi" la...
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programmingcirclejerk
LuciferK9
hjdvnqe
<|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine naming your kid Vivian b...
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programmingcirclejerk
AccurateCandidate
hjdsvxo
<|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>I named my kid BorrowChecker, se...
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programmingcirclejerk
NiceTerm
hjdwz0z
<|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|soopr|>>I dated a girl called "Vi" la...
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programmingcirclejerk
integralWorker
hjedyrz
<|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine naming your kid Vivian b...
26
programmingcirclejerk
wormsheep8
hjeqq9h
<|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine naming your kid Vivian b...
22
programmingcirclejerk
Mountain-Log9383
hje1nl0
<|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>i named my first born firefox.. ...
20
programmingcirclejerk
watcher202010
hjecnr3
<|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>I would file for divorce<|eor|><...
18
programmingcirclejerk
________null________
hjer85u
<|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine naming your kid Vivian b...
17
programmingcirclejerk
profmonocle
hjez1ci
<|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine naming your kid Vivian b...
17
programmingcirclejerk
rickety_cricket66
hje6dgt
<|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine naming your kid Vivian b...
17
programmingcirclejerk
profmonocle
hjez7xb
<|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine naming your kid Vivian b...
14
programmingcirclejerk
NiceTerm
hjdws33
<|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine naming your kid Vivian b...
13
programmingcirclejerk
MuslinBagger
hje1fdl
<|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine naming your kid Vivian b...
12
programmingcirclejerk
OctagonClock
hjdzzu6
<|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>crazy people<|eor|><|eols|><|end...
10
programmingcirclejerk
wormsheep8
hjeqwfx
<|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>i named my first born firefox.. ...
10
programmingcirclejerk
HighlyRegardedExpert
hje3yff
<|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|soopr|>>I dated a girl called "Vi" la...
10
programmingcirclejerk
cmov
pixen5
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|eols|><|endofte...
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ProfessorSexyTime
hbt0ju3
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>\> have a ...
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current_thread
hbsqv1i
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>Buffer ove...
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F54280
hbt8gmb
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<...
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programmingcirclejerk
utopianfiat
hbswhnd
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>>> If your...
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programmingcirclejerk
cmov
hbsy3m3
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>>> If your...
27
programmingcirclejerk
VeganVagiVore
hbt2peu
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>\> have a ...
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programmingcirclejerk
32gbsd
hbstc6z
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>People try...
16
programmingcirclejerk
RustEvangelist10xer
hbstibk
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>Buffer ove...
16
programmingcirclejerk
csb06
hbtzfxg
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj I love...
15
programmingcirclejerk
SelfDistinction
hbt4vnk
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>Buffer ove...
14
programmingcirclejerk
current_thread
hbtq6xh
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>\> have a ...
13
programmingcirclejerk
fp_weenie
hbt5sv8
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>\> have a ...
12
programmingcirclejerk
F54280
hbtt0r7
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<...
12
programmingcirclejerk
james_pic
hbtjl2g
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<...
11
programmingcirclejerk
fp_weenie
hbt5q4e
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>No one has...
9
programmingcirclejerk
PL_Design
hbu5ql8
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj I love...
8
programmingcirclejerk
FinJoTheGreat
hbufnfi
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<...
8
programmingcirclejerk
F54280
hbwpsz2
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<...
8
programmingcirclejerk
bilsen01
hbtnjbn
<|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>Buffer ove...
6
programmingcirclejerk
adotinthevoid_
ou0rmx
<|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>http...
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RedPandaDan
h70kxfs
<|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>http...
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programmingcirclejerk
Bizzaro_Murphy
h6zsmjs
<|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>http...
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programmingcirclejerk
lambda-male
h6zy6vm
<|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>http...
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programmingcirclejerk
Badel2
h70ffw8
<|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>http...
33
programmingcirclejerk
Silly-Freak
h724lwc
<|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>http...
30
programmingcirclejerk
r2d2_21
h6zbff8
<|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>http...
29
programmingcirclejerk
UsingYourWifi
h71zh57
<|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>http...
25
programmingcirclejerk
McGlockenshire
h71rs0u
<|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>http...
22
programmingcirclejerk
NiceTerm
h72hxlc
<|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>http...
20
programmingcirclejerk
glasshalf3mpty
h72l60n
<|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>http...
13
programmingcirclejerk
nyanpasu64
h760ywx
<|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>http...
12
programmingcirclejerk
fp_weenie
h72iye4
<|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>http...
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FinJoTheGreat
h723ez2
<|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>http...
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camelCaseIsWebScale
h7333pd
<|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>http...
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RockstarArtisan
h732jr4
<|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>http...
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ProgrammersAreSexy
h72xy0r
<|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>http...
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fp_weenie
h753sss
<|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>http...
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freak_dessert2
ntjkqc
<|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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duckbill_principate
h0soreg
<|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>For context, the Haskell...
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JosGibbons
h0selru
<|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>For context, the Haskell...
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duckbill_principate
h0splur
<|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>For context, the Haskell...
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xigoi
h0s97dq
<|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk?<|eor|>...
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m50d
h0v850x
<|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>For context, the Haskell...
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C_isBetter_Than_Java
h0tp1e5
<|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Even "good" code written...
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BlueMarble007
h0u1lpa
<|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk?<|eor|>...
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univalence
h0vk978
<|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> it is always easier to...
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C_isBetter_Than_Java
h0tp014
<|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Purely functional langua...
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JosGibbons
h0sp79x
<|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>For context, the Haskell...
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univalence
h0vkfbv
<|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>yea that guy is an idiot...
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TheFearsomeEsquilax
nkwinf
<|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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TheFearsomeEsquilax
gzf5b3l
<|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|soopr|>> Investors: We've raised several million dollars from amazing VCs like General Catalyst and Kleiner Perkins, and angels like Jason Warner, Adam Gross, Olivier Pomel, Scott Belsky, Will Gaybrick and a handful of other impressive...
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relethiomel
gzf9p31
<|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>The .io TLD was a mistake.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Occivink
gzfqkre
<|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>/uj that looks like it will break and lag with any kind of substantial directory structure, or any command they didnt bother implementing support for. Seriously, zsh + oh-my-zsh is easy to install, and does beautiful autocompl...
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duckbill_principate
gzgtyl1
<|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|soopr|>> Investors: We've raised several million dollars from amazing VCs like General Catalyst and Kleiner Perkins, and angels like Jason Warner, Adam Gross, Olivier Pomel, Scott Belsky, Will Gaybrick and a handful of other impressive...
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LeeHide
gzfi22e
<|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>/uj that looks like it will break and lag with any kind of substantial directory structure, or any command they didnt bother implementing support for. Seriously, zsh + oh-my-zsh is easy to install, and does beautiful autocompl...
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Poddster
gzfl0pj
<|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>> VSCode-style autocomplete Imagine thinking VSCode invented autocomplete.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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RockstarArtisan
gzfgmcu
<|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|soopr|>> Investors: We've raised several million dollars from amazing VCs like General Catalyst and Kleiner Perkins, and angels like Jason Warner, Adam Gross, Olivier Pomel, Scott Belsky, Will Gaybrick and a handful of other impressive...
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YourGamerMom
gzf9y51
<|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|soopr|>> Investors: We've raised several million dollars from amazing VCs like General Catalyst and Kleiner Perkins, and angels like Jason Warner, Adam Gross, Olivier Pomel, Scott Belsky, Will Gaybrick and a handful of other impressive...
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OctagonClock
gzfi4rn
<|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>lol webshit clone of fish<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProfessorSexyTime
gzfnm3j
<|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>> Easily write completions using adeclarative Typescript schema. Share them with your team or the community. \> literally just a JSON object \> needing to use Typescript to write what's just a JSON config file Peak webshit.<|e...
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best-commenter
gzf9abt
<|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>The tab button on my keyboard is *so* hard to reach.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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BufferUnderpants
gzg60jo
<|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>> **Vision:** We plan to do what VSCode did to the editor, but to the terminal. So they've decided not to make money directly via this product > Sensitive data is never tracked So they've decided to never make money<|eor|><|so...
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m50d
gzgy0a3
<|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>The .io TLD was a mistake.<|eor|><|sor|>It's good to have separate domains for useful things and useless things.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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miauw62
gzg9aew
<|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|soopr|>> Investors: We've raised several million dollars from amazing VCs like General Catalyst and Kleiner Perkins, and angels like Jason Warner, Adam Gross, Olivier Pomel, Scott Belsky, Will Gaybrick and a handful of other impressive...
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THICC_DICC_PRICC
gzfnd7r
<|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|soopr|>> Investors: We've raised several million dollars from amazing VCs like General Catalyst and Kleiner Perkins, and angels like Jason Warner, Adam Gross, Olivier Pomel, Scott Belsky, Will Gaybrick and a handful of other impressive...
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FinJoTheGreat
gzgd7cz
<|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>> **Vision:** We plan to do what VSCode did to the editor, but to the terminal. So they've decided not to make money directly via this product > Sensitive data is never tracked So they've decided to never make money<|eor|><|so...
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KarelKat
gzg94wp
<|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>> VSCode-style autocomplete Imagine thinking VSCode invented autocomplete.<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine having to describe it like that so webshits know what you are talking about<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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