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programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | hl1zxyt | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, shut up about Rust too! I saw a Rust Monster in my Monster Manual!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | R_Sholes | hl216gb | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, shut up about Rust too! I saw a Rust Monster in my Monster Manual!<|eor|><|sor|>Roll the Borrow check, then ~~6d20~~ 20d6 for time to compile<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | BarefootUnicorn | hl2ljde | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>I don't like Monands any more than the rest of us, but I fail to see the comparison to "Calculus 101." For one thing, Calculus is useful and monads aren't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheFearsomeEsquilax | hl2u40h | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>Shut up about arithmetic. "Addition" sounds like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that don't cause Math 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | safetywerd | hl3edg4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>> Calculus 101 PTSD
1e-10xer detected<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Calculus. The derivation mechanism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of abelian groups, most of the partial differential equations will go over a typical programmer's head.<|eor|><|sor|>i'm so hard right now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntoo | hl3uhpf | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>> Calculus 101 PTSD
1e-10xer detected<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Calculus. The derivation mechanism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of abelian groups, most of the partial differential equations will go over a typical programmer's head.<|eor|><|sor|>There's also Stewart's infinitesimalistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his Riemannian manifolds -- his metric tensor draws heavily from Newton-Leibniz-Gauss literature, for instance.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | R_Sholes | hl2p23q | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine having PTSD from calculus 101<|eor|><|sor|>I only have PTSD from higher category theory (at least) ma'am<|eor|><|sor|>Tired: Goatse
Wired: nLab<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | UnicornPrince4U | hl3fec6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>> Calculus 101 PTSD
1e-10xer detected<|eor|><|sor|>Calculus was invented by superstitious part-timers in an age of ignorance under the yolk of monarchs, but gives this guy PTSD.
Pick another field you semiliterate crybaby.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | hl3lmko | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>Monads are lawful neutral, actually, not "bad"<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know, burritos seem to be chaotic good to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | corona-info | hl35mq9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>Shut up about arithmetic. "Addition" sounds like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that don't cause Math 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eor|><|soopr|>Addition is soooo gatekeeping me.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | qqwy | hl3qmfb | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine using a 100 year old well-defined term for a data structure and being disgusted that it does not have as many letters as `FizzBuzzStreamCreatorFactoryOutputter`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | xigoi | hl3fm4j | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>I don't like Monands any more than the rest of us, but I fail to see the comparison to "Calculus 101." For one thing, Calculus is useful and monads aren't.<|eor|><|sor|> instance Monad a => Monad (Derivative a) where<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | hl7b87e | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>> Calculus 101 PTSD
1e-10xer detected<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Calculus. The derivation mechanism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of abelian groups, most of the partial differential equations will go over a typical programmer's head.<|eor|><|sor|>There's also Stewart's infinitesimalistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his Riemannian manifolds -- his metric tensor draws heavily from Newton-Leibniz-Gauss literature, for instance.<|eor|><|sor|>Nice. Thats wine snobbery level of showing your sophistication without leaking anything useful to the layman.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | KuntaStillSingle | hl32qkf | <|sols|><|sot|>Shut up about monads. Monads sound like a bad D&D monster. ... Please Give us space to breathe and languages that dont cause Calculus 101 PTSD flashbacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21458848<|eol|><|sor|>>proverbial "click" of a new brain circuit
Is this how mouse users brain circuits work? Much easier to just start the brain circuit and tab autocomplete<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | RustEvangelist10xer | qn0djy | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmingcirclejerk | RustEvangelist10xer | hjd30cr | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|soopr|>>I dated a girl called "Vi" last year (pronounced "Vee"). I explained why I thought her name was a bit amusing and ended up showing her Vim. She thought I was bonkers: "why don't you use your computer like a normal person?!" She was funny; too bad things didn't work out.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmingcirclejerk | LuciferK9 | hjdvnqe | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine naming your kid Vivian because you have a love affair with a text editor<|eor|><|sor|>In a previous workplace, a colleague of mine was a massive fan of Ruby, and he had named his daughter Ruby as well. Sounds more natural though.<|eor|><|sor|>A late friend of mine was a huge fan of Miranda (and later Haskell) and he died poor and virgin. I wonder how he would have named his daughter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
programmingcirclejerk | AccurateCandidate | hjdsvxo | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>I named my kid BorrowChecker, seems more natural than this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | hjdwz0z | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|soopr|>>I dated a girl called "Vi" last year (pronounced "Vee"). I explained why I thought her name was a bit amusing and ended up showing her Vim. She thought I was bonkers: "why don't you use your computer like a normal person?!" She was funny; too bad things didn't work out.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Plot twist she uses emacs and has built an in-emacs hacker news clone in Elisp.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | integralWorker | hjedyrz | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine naming your kid Vivian because you have a love affair with a text editor<|eor|><|sor|>"Dad, why is my middle name Sublime?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | wormsheep8 | hjeqq9h | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine naming your kid Vivian because you have a love affair with a text editor<|eor|><|sor|>At least it's not that bad of a name, imagine naming your kid Emacs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | Mountain-Log9383 | hje1nl0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>i named my first born firefox.. and my daughter vscode<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | watcher202010 | hjecnr3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>I would file for divorce<|eor|><|sor|>You meant :divorce!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | ________null________ | hjer85u | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine naming your kid Vivian because you have a love affair with a text editor<|eor|><|sor|>Vivian is a good name tho<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | profmonocle | hjez1ci | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine naming your kid Vivian because you have a love affair with a text editor<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine being too cowardly to name her Vimviman.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | rickety_cricket66 | hje6dgt | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine naming your kid Vivian because you have a love affair with a text editor<|eor|><|sor|>In a previous workplace, a colleague of mine was a massive fan of Ruby, and he had named his daughter Ruby as well. Sounds more natural though.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't Ruby a stripper dancer name in USA?<|eor|><|sor|>Nah it's an old lady name from the 50s/60s era of USA. Cinnamon or Lucious would be better examples of stripper names<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | profmonocle | hjez7xb | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine naming your kid Vivian because you have a love affair with a text editor<|eor|><|sor|>At least it's not that bad of a name, imagine naming your kid Emacs<|eor|><|sor|>1xers are out there naming their kids Visualstudiocodevisualstudiocodean<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | hjdws33 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine naming your kid Vivian because you have a love affair with a text editor<|eor|><|sor|>In a previous workplace, a colleague of mine was a massive fan of Ruby, and he had named his daughter Ruby as well. Sounds more natural though.<|eor|><|sor|>A late friend of mine was a huge fan of Miranda (and later Haskell) and he died poor and virgin. I wonder how he would have named his daughter.<|eor|><|sor|>I think the name You have the right to remain silent would suit. Or 5 for short.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | MuslinBagger | hje1fdl | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine naming your kid Vivian because you have a love affair with a text editor<|eor|><|sor|>In a previous workplace, a colleague of mine was a massive fan of Ruby, and he had named his daughter Ruby as well. Sounds more natural though.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't Ruby a stripper dancer name in USA?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | hjdzzu6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>crazy people<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | wormsheep8 | hjeqwfx | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|sor|>i named my first born firefox.. and my daughter vscode<|eor|><|sor|>And I named my third kid Linus<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | HighlyRegardedExpert | hje3yff | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been working inside vim for decades. I wanted a tattoo of the vim logo but my wife said no... I want my headstone to read :wq! ... One of my three girls may or may not have two Vis in her name :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29113674<|eol|><|soopr|>>I dated a girl called "Vi" last year (pronounced "Vee"). I explained why I thought her name was a bit amusing and ended up showing her Vim. She thought I was bonkers: "why don't you use your computer like a normal person?!" She was funny; too bad things didn't work out.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Plot twist she uses emacs and has built an in-emacs hacker news clone in Elisp.<|eor|><|sor|>That's stupid. She would just use the Gnus backend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | pixen5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | hbt0ju3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>\> have a problem
\> stop caring
\> no more problems
bro, software development is so easy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmingcirclejerk | current_thread | hbsqv1i | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>Buffer overflows? Never heard of 'em. Btw have you tried rust?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmingcirclejerk | F54280 | hbt8gmb | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You gave me an idea. sudo-as-a-service. Instead of connecting to your terminal, you go to a website to type your root commands that executes them on your servers. No need to enter those pesky passwords.
Note: mysudoservice.com and sudo-service.com are available for grab. I take 10% and a board advisory position.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | utopianfiat | hbswhnd | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>>> If your program does nothing interesting then for sure. But my email inbox is awash with XLSX files and people saying "It's super important you open this file now"
> if one falls for such grandma-level tricks, then scripts exploiting the overflow in my program are the least of their worries.
/uj I can't even jerk about this. Pure art.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | hbsy3m3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>>> If your program does nothing interesting then for sure. But my email inbox is awash with XLSX files and people saying "It's super important you open this file now"
> if one falls for such grandma-level tricks, then scripts exploiting the overflow in my program are the least of their worries.
/uj I can't even jerk about this. Pure art.<|eor|><|soopr|>Obviously the grandma-level stupidity here is using programs written in C and expecting any form of security.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | hbt2peu | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>\> have a problem
\> stop caring
\> no more problems
bro, software development is so easy.<|eor|><|sor|>Just hop companies before those security problems get exploited<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | 32gbsd | hbstc6z | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>People try to simplify their world view by eliminating things they dont understand or think they dont need. its a desease.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | RustEvangelist10xer | hbstibk | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>Buffer overflows? Never heard of 'em. Btw have you tried rust?<|eor|><|sor|>Of course I have! And I have been enlightened ever since.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | csb06 | hbtzfxg | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj I love this style of Internet post: I am pissed off and am in denial of something, now it is your job to convince me I am wrong.
/rj Stack overflows are only a problem if you write buggy code, which I do not.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | SelfDistinction | hbt4vnk | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>Buffer overflows? Never heard of 'em. Btw have you tried rust?<|eor|><|sor|>My thought exactly. Using Rust is the only way to get rid of this problem altogether and everyone should always strive to get the number of Rust programmers to 100%.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | current_thread | hbtq6xh | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>\> have a problem
\> stop caring
\> no more problems
bro, software development is so easy.<|eor|><|sor|>Just hop companies before those security problems get exploited<|eor|><|sor|>Welcome to ~~Macromedia~~ Adobe!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | hbt5sv8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>\> have a problem
\> stop caring
\> no more problems
bro, software development is so easy.<|eor|><|sor|>FAANG time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | F54280 | hbtt0r7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You gave me an idea. sudo-as-a-service. Instead of connecting to your terminal, you go to a website to type your root commands that executes them on your servers. No need to enter those pesky passwords.
Note: mysudoservice.com and sudo-service.com are available for grab. I take 10% and a board advisory position.<|eor|><|sor|>_SolarWinds has entered the chat_
_SVR has entered the chat_<|eor|><|sor|>Speaking about chat, why not a sudo chatbot, so you could send root commands to any of your servers by just inviting them in Skype ?
[me] ps -ef | grep -i rootkit | wc -l
[SRV-EU1] 3
[SRV-EU2] 2
[SRV-EU3] 0
[SRV-EU4] 12
[SRV-NA1] 31
[SRV-NA2] 51
[SRV-NA3] 17
[SRV-NA4] 85
[RUS-LURK3R] -1
[me] find / -name 'rootkit' -exec rm -rf {} \\;
*SRV-EU1 has left the chat*
*SRV-EU2 has left the chat*
*SRV-EU4 has left the chat*
*SRV-NA1 has left the chat*
*SRV-NA2 has left the chat*
*SRV-NA3 has left the chat*
*SRV-NA4 has left the chat*
*RUS-LURK3R* is now op
*You have been kicked from \#Kaseya*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | james_pic | hbtjl2g | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You gave me an idea. sudo-as-a-service. Instead of connecting to your terminal, you go to a website to type your root commands that executes them on your servers. No need to enter those pesky passwords.
Note: mysudoservice.com and sudo-service.com are available for grab. I take 10% and a board advisory position.<|eor|><|sor|>_SolarWinds has entered the chat_
_SVR has entered the chat_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | hbt5q4e | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>No one has convinced me (a genious of Hacker News) so it must not be a problem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | hbu5ql8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj I love this style of Internet post: I am pissed off and am in denial of something, now it is your job to convince me I am wrong.
/rj Stack overflows are only a problem if you write buggy code, which I do not.<|eor|><|sor|>stack overflows are only a problem if you write code that people actually use, which i do not<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | FinJoTheGreat | hbufnfi | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You gave me an idea. sudo-as-a-service. Instead of connecting to your terminal, you go to a website to type your root commands that executes them on your servers. No need to enter those pesky passwords.
Note: mysudoservice.com and sudo-service.com are available for grab. I take 10% and a board advisory position.<|eor|><|sor|>This sounds like something venture capitalists would invest millions in. The jerk is that this statement is true.
Also, sudo.io is available.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | F54280 | hbwpsz2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You gave me an idea. sudo-as-a-service. Instead of connecting to your terminal, you go to a website to type your root commands that executes them on your servers. No need to enter those pesky passwords.
Note: mysudoservice.com and sudo-service.com are available for grab. I take 10% and a board advisory position.<|eor|><|sor|>This sounds like something venture capitalists would invest millions in. The jerk is that this statement is true.
Also, sudo.io is available.<|eor|><|sor|>> Also, sudo.io is available.
My advice is to give you 5% equity to be our marketing advisor, plus a 5% stock options plan to be our CMO.
If we could get Kurdistan to secede from Turkey, we can get our hands on sudo.ku, which would prop our valuation incubation stage by a few hundred millions. That will allow us to sell and retire before putting the website online, so I suggest we redirect all the development costs into Sales & Marketing immediately.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | bilsen01 | hbtnjbn | <|sols|><|sot|>Since no one convinced me that stack overflow buffer exploits of offline programs are even remotely an issue on modern systems, I have decided to not care about them.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/ph7xbg/since_no_one_convinced_me_that_stack_overflow/<|eol|><|sor|>Buffer overflows? Never heard of 'em. Btw have you tried rust?<|eor|><|sor|>My thought exactly. Using Rust is the only way to get rid of this problem altogether and everyone should always strive to get the number of Rust programmers to 100%.<|eor|><|sor|>so, one?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | adotinthevoid_ | ou0rmx | <|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27998048<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmingcirclejerk | RedPandaDan | h70kxfs | <|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27998048<|eol|><|sor|>Why are you worried about software quality? You're using JS, that ship has already sailed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bizzaro_Murphy | h6zsmjs | <|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27998048<|eol|><|sor|>Same but with Rust<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | lambda-male | h6zy6vm | <|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27998048<|eol|><|sor|>I look for a haskal implementation then have fun with simulating higher kinded types and gadts in WageslaveLang.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmingcirclejerk | Badel2 | h70ffw8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27998048<|eol|><|sor|>Same but instead of porting I just compile it to webassembly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | Silly-Freak | h724lwc | <|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27998048<|eol|><|sor|>Same but with Rust<|eor|><|sor|>you port Java libraries to Rust? Seems a bit masochistic, but I don't kink-shame<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | r2d2_21 | h6zbff8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27998048<|eol|><|sor|>me too, thanks (except I base my solutions on C# because that's the only thing I've ever known)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | UsingYourWifi | h71zh57 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27998048<|eol|><|sor|>I don't see the jerk.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | McGlockenshire | h71rs0u | <|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27998048<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
Crafting Interpreters is the single best programming book I have read in my 25+ years writing code. It made this webshit confident enough to do C for my first time. I had a blast, especially when it came time to add my own functions. I ended up doing a dive into POSIX shit in order to build enough functionality so the language could run its own test suite instead of relying on the author's original python test runner.
/rj
Should have done it in Rust instead of C, tho.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | h72hxlc | <|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27998048<|eol|><|sor|>And I then I put it on NPM for others to use
Next guy. I aint using that its cobbled together on NPM<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | glasshalf3mpty | h72l60n | <|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27998048<|eol|><|sor|>Same but instead of porting I just compile it to webassembly<|eor|><|sor|>compile to webassembly? The fun is in rewriting it in webassembly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | nyanpasu64 | h760ywx | <|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27998048<|eol|><|sor|>Same but with Rust<|eor|><|sor|>Whenever I need a library for a C++ project, my first choice is to check for a clean Rust implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the C++ community has cobbled together out of raw pointers like it's 1999.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | h72iye4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27998048<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
Crafting Interpreters is the single best programming book I have read in my 25+ years writing code. It made this webshit confident enough to do C for my first time. I had a blast, especially when it came time to add my own functions. I ended up doing a dive into POSIX shit in order to build enough functionality so the language could run its own test suite instead of relying on the author's original python test runner.
/rj
Should have done it in Rust instead of C, tho.<|eor|><|sor|>> Should have done it in Rust instead of C, tho.
This but unironically and with Standard ML.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | FinJoTheGreat | h723ez2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27998048<|eol|><|sor|>> Java
Who among us doesn't think fondly of GWT?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | h7333pd | <|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27998048<|eol|><|sor|>I look for a haskal implementation then have fun with simulating higher kinded types and gadts in WageslaveLang.<|eor|><|sor|>Username checks out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | RockstarArtisan | h732jr4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27998048<|eol|><|sor|>And I then I put it on NPM for others to use
Next guy. I aint using that its cobbled together on NPM<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, the circle of life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProgrammersAreSexy | h72xy0r | <|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27998048<|eol|><|sor|>me too, thanks (except I base my solutions on C# because that's the only thing I've ever known)<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes when I pull up the shitty Java codebase I work on at my job I longingly think back to my last job where I used C# and a single tear runs down my cheek. C# is the one that got away.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | h753sss | <|sols|><|sot|>Whenever I need a library for a JS project, my first choice is to check for a clean Dart, Haxe, or Java implementation that does what I want, with the intent of porting it, rather than disadvantaging myself by relying on whatever the NodeJS community has cobbled together and put on NPM.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27998048<|eol|><|sor|>Lmao imagine thinking Dart is where sensible smart people congregate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | freak_dessert2 | ntjkqc | <|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | h0soreg | <|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>For context, the Haskell the OP felt proved their point reads:
func :: Poarta -> Bool
func (SI a b) = if (func a) && (func b) then True else False
func (SUA a b) = if (func a) || (func b) then True else False
func (INPUT a) = a
Any programmer worth their salt, even if they know neither category theory nor Haskell, can understand that code, recognize how it's unclean, and realize the language wasn't the problem. (And ironically, the language you really need to understand is Romanian, not Haskell at all.)<|eor|><|sor|>I understand it, but thats not the point. It should be rewritten in Rust.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmingcirclejerk | JosGibbons | h0selru | <|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>For context, the Haskell the OP felt proved their point reads:
func :: Poarta -> Bool
func (SI a b) = if (func a) && (func b) then True else False
func (SUA a b) = if (func a) || (func b) then True else False
func (INPUT a) = a
Any programmer worth their salt, even if they know neither category theory nor Haskell, can understand that code, recognize how it's unclean, and realize the language wasn't the problem. (And ironically, the language you really need to understand is Romanian, not Haskell at all.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | h0splur | <|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>For context, the Haskell the OP felt proved their point reads:
func :: Poarta -> Bool
func (SI a b) = if (func a) && (func b) then True else False
func (SUA a b) = if (func a) || (func b) then True else False
func (INPUT a) = a
Any programmer worth their salt, even if they know neither category theory nor Haskell, can understand that code, recognize how it's unclean, and realize the language wasn't the problem. (And ironically, the language you really need to understand is Romanian, not Haskell at all.)<|eor|><|sor|>I understand it, but thats not the point. It should be rewritten in Rust.<|eor|><|sor|>I know you're joking, but I hope it gets rewritten just as badly in Rust so we can laugh at the new version, or at someone blaming Rust rather than the author for the trouble.<|eor|><|sor|>I never joke about Rust.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmingcirclejerk | xigoi | h0s97dq | <|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | m50d | h0v850x | <|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>For context, the Haskell the OP felt proved their point reads:
func :: Poarta -> Bool
func (SI a b) = if (func a) && (func b) then True else False
func (SUA a b) = if (func a) || (func b) then True else False
func (INPUT a) = a
Any programmer worth their salt, even if they know neither category theory nor Haskell, can understand that code, recognize how it's unclean, and realize the language wasn't the problem. (And ironically, the language you really need to understand is Romanian, not Haskell at all.)<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, this is blatantly a catamorphism, we just need to use a library like multirec that can generically unfix datatypes (smh this stuff is built in in Idris), and then it's just
func = fold $ const $ && & $ || & id
Clearly expresses the essence of the problem, none of the clutter of a pattern match.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | C_isBetter_Than_Java | h0tp1e5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Even "good" code written in Java is totally unreadable unless you have a ~~PhD~~ scrumlord certificate in UML diagrams.<|eor|><|sor|>Based<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | BlueMarble007 | h0u1lpa | <|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk?<|eor|><|sor|>Implying Haskellers have anything beyond superficial knowledge of mathematics? Finding Haskell unreadable? Implying there is bad Haskell code?<|eor|><|sor|>There is no bad Haskell code, only bad Haskell programmers.
Unrelated: a PhD in category theory should be required to program at all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | univalence | h0vk978 | <|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> it is always easier to understand the flow of an imperative program than a functional program, by its nature.
Indeed. Anyone who has studied semantics of programming languages will tell you that separation logics are significantly easier than inductive proofs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | C_isBetter_Than_Java | h0tp014 | <|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Purely functional languages have so much syntactic sugar that I got diabetes trying to learn scheme.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | JosGibbons | h0sp79x | <|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>For context, the Haskell the OP felt proved their point reads:
func :: Poarta -> Bool
func (SI a b) = if (func a) && (func b) then True else False
func (SUA a b) = if (func a) || (func b) then True else False
func (INPUT a) = a
Any programmer worth their salt, even if they know neither category theory nor Haskell, can understand that code, recognize how it's unclean, and realize the language wasn't the problem. (And ironically, the language you really need to understand is Romanian, not Haskell at all.)<|eor|><|sor|>I understand it, but thats not the point. It should be rewritten in Rust.<|eor|><|sor|>I know you're joking, but I hope it gets rewritten just as badly in Rust so we can laugh at the new version, or at someone blaming Rust rather than the author for the trouble.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | univalence | h0vkfbv | <|sols|><|sot|>Even "good" code written in Haskell is totally unreadable unless you have a PhD in category theory<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/badcode/comments/ntho9v/hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm_si_is_an_and_gate_sau_is/h0s6pvo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>yea that guy is an idiot, all you need to read someone elses Haskell code is a phd in haskell compiler extensions so you can figure out what the semantics are of the language youre reading. 500 extensions -> 2\^500 possible languages youll be reading for each library you pulll. Whats so bad about that?<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine not just blindly enabling Alexis King's recommended extensions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheFearsomeEsquilax | nkwinf | <|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheFearsomeEsquilax | gzf5b3l | <|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|soopr|>> Investors: We've raised several million dollars from amazing VCs like General Catalyst and Kleiner Perkins, and angels like Jason Warner, Adam Gross, Olivier Pomel, Scott Belsky, Will Gaybrick and a handful of other impressive dev tool founders and executives.
Who wouldn't want to invest millions of dollars into terminal autocompletion<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmingcirclejerk | relethiomel | gzf9p31 | <|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>The .io TLD was a mistake.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
programmingcirclejerk | Occivink | gzfqkre | <|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
that looks like it will break and lag with any kind of substantial directory structure, or any command they didnt bother implementing support for.
Seriously, zsh + oh-my-zsh is easy to install, and does beautiful autocomplete.
If you need it really easy and simple, fish is a good choice.
This looks like bloat.
Edit: Haha thats great, they note "<50ms" as fast response speed. Thats actually horrible.
Of course its written in the fastest and least bug-prone of native languages, javascript (?!)<|eor|><|sor|>\>complaining about bloat
\>suggesting oh-my-zsh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | gzgtyl1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|soopr|>> Investors: We've raised several million dollars from amazing VCs like General Catalyst and Kleiner Perkins, and angels like Jason Warner, Adam Gross, Olivier Pomel, Scott Belsky, Will Gaybrick and a handful of other impressive dev tool founders and executives.
Who wouldn't want to invest millions of dollars into terminal autocompletion<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hey guys, Jon here (founder, principal innovation engineer, and YC class of 18).
I dont see what the issue is. If you dont work on anything complex enough to need this, just cram some leet code and get a job at a FAANG.
For those who are already there, let me take this opportunity to clear up some misunderstandings, because PG and General Catalyst the other VCs and I talked a lot about this over the weeks, and we know it may be difficult for some of you to realize the value proposition here.
Look, Im tired of hearing the luddites complain about every innovative, disruptive tech that comes along. This is a revolutionary advancement in command line productivity. Through a sophisticated suite of command parsers, and a unique over the air monitoring service, our Popups As A Service offering can track millions of individual data points about your unique typing characteristics, what makes you, *you*. Combined with our advanced AIs, we are able to dynamically adjust your execution profile in real time to make your life easier and more convenient in a way that was unimaginable just a few years ago. For example, the cyclokeytronic system can measure your typing KPIs and recommend a set of exercises to get you up to Hacker Speed after a rough night at the bespoke whiskey distillery, and by leveraging our large affiliate network, recommend additional wellness services best suited to the modern webdev. We can monitor your command route and suggest alternate ones that avoid having to type `history | grep` ever again. When our advanced AIs detect you about to run a new, previously unseen command, it will dump your RAM to disk, map your entire corporate network, and provide other useful debugging information to us in the event youd like us to help troubleshoot an unrelated problem at some vague point in the future. By monitoring how efficiently you navigate our menus, we can suggest the exact EDM mix that will keep you focused and unaware of how slow you are actually going. And If you link your autocomplete to a Facebook, Amazon, or Google account, we can learn from your social and financial history precisely how much you should pay for a limited-run mechanical keyboard, and offer one through our partners that appears to be cheaper.
The ~~data mining profits~~ opportunities are endless, and if some doomsayers cant see that, well, youre welcome to dick around with a VT100 like the other poor people.
If our vision excites you and you want to join us and shape the future of espionage service, feel free to send me a DMwe are growing rapidly and hiring engineers across the board (legal engineers, lobbyist engineers, dark pattern scientists, adtech devs, forward deployed monitoring engineers, and more!).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmingcirclejerk | LeeHide | gzfi22e | <|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
that looks like it will break and lag with any kind of substantial directory structure, or any command they didnt bother implementing support for.
Seriously, zsh + oh-my-zsh is easy to install, and does beautiful autocomplete.
If you need it really easy and simple, fish is a good choice.
This looks like bloat.
Edit: Haha thats great, they note "<50ms" as fast response speed. Thats actually horrible.
Of course its written in the fastest and least bug-prone of native languages, javascript (?!)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmingcirclejerk | Poddster | gzfl0pj | <|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>> VSCode-style autocomplete
Imagine thinking VSCode invented autocomplete.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmingcirclejerk | RockstarArtisan | gzfgmcu | <|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|soopr|>> Investors: We've raised several million dollars from amazing VCs like General Catalyst and Kleiner Perkins, and angels like Jason Warner, Adam Gross, Olivier Pomel, Scott Belsky, Will Gaybrick and a handful of other impressive dev tool founders and executives.
Who wouldn't want to invest millions of dollars into terminal autocompletion<|eoopr|><|sor|>This is basically a license to print money! Just think of all the money people pay every day for terminal emulators, it's gotta be a tremendous market.<|eor|><|sor|>Looks like they've just scammed a bunch of investors to pay them to make a devtool. I geniuenly have no issues with that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmingcirclejerk | YourGamerMom | gzf9y51 | <|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|soopr|>> Investors: We've raised several million dollars from amazing VCs like General Catalyst and Kleiner Perkins, and angels like Jason Warner, Adam Gross, Olivier Pomel, Scott Belsky, Will Gaybrick and a handful of other impressive dev tool founders and executives.
Who wouldn't want to invest millions of dollars into terminal autocompletion<|eoopr|><|sor|>This is basically a license to print money! Just think of all the money people pay every day for terminal emulators, it's gotta be a tremendous market.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | gzfi4rn | <|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>lol webshit clone of fish<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | gzfnm3j | <|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>> Easily write completions using adeclarative Typescript schema. Share them with your team or the community.
\> literally just a JSON object
\> needing to use Typescript to write what's just a JSON config file
Peak webshit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | best-commenter | gzf9abt | <|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>The tab button on my keyboard is *so* hard to reach.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmingcirclejerk | BufferUnderpants | gzg60jo | <|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>> **Vision:** We plan to do what VSCode did to the editor, but to the terminal.
So they've decided not to make money directly via this product
> Sensitive data is never tracked
So they've decided to never make money<|eor|><|sor|>Don't be so harsh. It could sell hundreds of copies at 29.99 in the Mac app store. In a year there will be a clone implemented in Emacs and that we can be content in this product's contribution to humanity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | m50d | gzgy0a3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>The .io TLD was a mistake.<|eor|><|sor|>It's good to have separate domains for useful things and useless things.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | miauw62 | gzg9aew | <|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|soopr|>> Investors: We've raised several million dollars from amazing VCs like General Catalyst and Kleiner Perkins, and angels like Jason Warner, Adam Gross, Olivier Pomel, Scott Belsky, Will Gaybrick and a handful of other impressive dev tool founders and executives.
Who wouldn't want to invest millions of dollars into terminal autocompletion<|eoopr|><|sor|>*a prettier terminal autocompletion. They didnt even bother reusing hundreds if not thousands of already existing bash completion files and decided to roll their own format...<|eor|><|sor|>they should simply have used fish, the friendly interactive shell.
/uj
they should simply have used fish, the friendly interactive shell.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | THICC_DICC_PRICC | gzfnd7r | <|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|soopr|>> Investors: We've raised several million dollars from amazing VCs like General Catalyst and Kleiner Perkins, and angels like Jason Warner, Adam Gross, Olivier Pomel, Scott Belsky, Will Gaybrick and a handful of other impressive dev tool founders and executives.
Who wouldn't want to invest millions of dollars into terminal autocompletion<|eoopr|><|sor|>*a prettier terminal autocompletion. They didnt even bother reusing hundreds if not thousands of already existing bash completion files and decided to roll their own format...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | FinJoTheGreat | gzgd7cz | <|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>> **Vision:** We plan to do what VSCode did to the editor, but to the terminal.
So they've decided not to make money directly via this product
> Sensitive data is never tracked
So they've decided to never make money<|eor|><|sor|>Since when is making money the thing startups need to figure out? Step one is to figure out how to make a useless thing nobody wants. Step two is figuring out how to get a large company to buy you for over $100 million.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | KarelKat | gzg94wp | <|sols|><|sot|>Fig is re-imagining the terminal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://fig.io<|eol|><|sor|>> VSCode-style autocomplete
Imagine thinking VSCode invented autocomplete.<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine having to describe it like that so webshits know what you are talking about<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
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