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programmingcirclejerk | mach_kernel | irvkr9s | <|sols|><|sot|>Given Rusts rapidly growing popularity and wide range of use cases, it seems almost inevitable that it will overtake Python in the near future.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.logrocket.com/rust-vs-python-could-rust-replace-python/#when-should-you-use-python<|eol|><|sor|>As much as the Rust children annoy me I do like the idea of dynamically typed languages biting the dust however it happens.
I don't think it is likely though. Serious usage of Python is driven by various kinds of scientist types who are experts in technical domains that are not programming. They're not programmers. They don't want a complicated programming language. They just don't want to have to pay 10 grand for a MatLab seat and Python and SciPy etc. are free.<|eor|><|sor|>_laughs in lisp_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kotauskas | irwwmvx | <|sols|><|sot|>Given Rusts rapidly growing popularity and wide range of use cases, it seems almost inevitable that it will overtake Python in the near future.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.logrocket.com/rust-vs-python-could-rust-replace-python/#when-should-you-use-python<|eol|><|sor|>Of course it's inevitable, it's not like nearly all Python libraries which require high-performance such as `numpy` are implemented as C/C++ modules already.
In any case, the article correctly and unironically states the main advantage of Rust over Python, which is "Memory management". I can easily envision data scientists experience epiphany - getting those "Aha!" moments when their beautiful machinery such as `Arc<Mutex<UnsafeCell<...` (`Arc` is **NOT** a GC btw) finally compiles without errors.<|eor|><|sor|>no, `Arc` *is* a GC, it just chooses not to collect cycles because it loves the Geometry Dash level Cycles so much
(minor nitpick: `Mutex<UnsafeCell<T>>` isn't useful in the slightest, get your jerk-types right!)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | Jumpy-Locksmith6812 | xahxfl | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmingcirclejerk | alcostar_ | intviqo | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>it's true: every language closer to the metal than the one i use is needlessly complex and pointless nowadays, every language farther away is a toy for little kids that slows down computers to a crawl<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmingcirclejerk | lowspeccorgi | intrl17 | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>I feel the same just knowing go exists<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | MrCreeper1008 | inucjtx | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>Abstractions considered harmful<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | 1LargeAdult | invk1ys | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>it's true: every language closer to the metal than the one i use is needlessly complex and pointless nowadays, every language farther away is a toy for little kids that slows down computers to a crawl<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean by farther away?<|eor|><|sor|>Python 3<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | recycle4science | invy6es | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>If all the good programmers are on HN , where do the bad ones stay<|eor|><|sor|>I've got some bad news for you...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | incepting | inu7h6l | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>Anything more than machine code is a toy for little kids that slows down computers to a crawl.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | james_pic | inumtd2 | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>> Gosling's chief skill always was to sound convincing. (Lord knows language design wasn't it.) The contempt he had for Java coders is hard to miss in writings from the time.
>
> > That sounds suspiciously like Rob Pike and Go coders.
> >
> > > Rob is a careful student of history.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | MrCreeper1008 | invk2ur | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>Abstractions considered harmful<|eor|><|sor|>Abstracted abstractions considered abstract<|eor|><|sor|> `class AbstractionFactory extends Harmful`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | VariationDistinct330 | invnvnq | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>If all the good programmers are on HN , where do the bad ones stay<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | RidderHaddock | inw1hpk | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>> It [the Gang of Four book] isn't written like a recipe book, but even if it was, you should sit down and read your recipe books.<|eor|><|sor|>GoF has to be the most religiously overapplied book in the history of computer science.
For a decade, every overcompensating coder tried to cram as many patterns into their code as (im)possible.
No wonder the younglings today think OO is *inherently* bad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | G3Kappa | invjjdi | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>Abstractions considered harmful<|eor|><|sor|>Abstracted abstractions considered abstract<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | CarolineLovesArt | inwnoyj | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>If all the good programmers are on HN , where do the bad ones stay<|eor|><|sor|>Hell is empty and all the devils are here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | G3Kappa | invknej | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>Abstractions considered harmful<|eor|><|sor|>Abstracted abstractions considered abstract<|eor|><|sor|> `class AbstractionFactory extends Harmful`<|eor|><|sor|>That's not even zero-cost<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | Smethingcool | invngka | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>it's true: every language closer to the metal than the one i use is needlessly complex and pointless nowadays, every language farther away is a toy for little kids that slows down computers to a crawl<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean by farther away?<|eor|><|sor|>From the metal<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | anon25783 | inwf9oz | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>it's true: every language closer to the metal than the one i use is needlessly complex and pointless nowadays, every language farther away is a toy for little kids that slows down computers to a crawl<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean by farther away?<|eor|><|sor|>From the metal<|eor|><|sor|>this is why I only use plastic computers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | OpsikionThemed | inuls8j | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>> It [the Gang of Four book] isn't written like a recipe book, but even if it was, you should sit down and read your recipe books.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | ow_meer | inwvpin | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>> It [the Gang of Four book] isn't written like a recipe book, but even if it was, you should sit down and read your recipe books.<|eor|><|sor|>GoF has to be the most religiously overapplied book in the history of computer science.
For a decade, every overcompensating coder tried to cram as many patterns into their code as (im)possible.
No wonder the younglings today think OO is *inherently* bad.<|eor|><|sor|>Preach. Java is a pretty good language that got a bad rep because of these clowns.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | inwyq5w | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>Computers are toys for little kids. Real programmers use pen and paper<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | Gazzonyx | iovh8kp | <|sols|><|sot|>When they forced us to use Java, I was deeply in shock: was this really a programming language or more a toy for little kids and why would they want to slow down computers to a crawl?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32783763<|eol|><|sor|>If all the good programmers are on HN , where do the bad ones stay<|eor|><|sor|>I've got some bad news for you...<|eor|><|sor|>Shhh.... Don't ruin the surprise yet! Our guy is on schedule to start putting two and two together by next winter. The journey is nearly as fun as the destination.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | SickOrphan | wwac7t | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmingcirclejerk | never_inline | ilknxfc | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|sor|>Dear programmers
You say visual programming has no future
And yet use visual studio code
Curious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmingcirclejerk | SickOrphan | ilk18tx | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|soopr|>C++ consultant here. The fact that there is no text in visual scripting is a huge thing<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmingcirclejerk | dreamin_in_space | ilk8pdc | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, visual programming: I want to completely invalidate all my text based tools so I can grok the whole screen at once.
Does this person need a bigger monitor, or perhaps to learn how to tile windows?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmingcirclejerk | pyz3n | ilkat59 | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|sor|>> IMHO one day a Visual Coding solution will come along which blasts powerful languages like C++ away (as for junky lag languages like python and javascript, what more needs to be said lol)
Hark! The prophet hath spoken!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | Gearwatcher | ilkh5fr | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|sor|>You couldn't type in minutes what I could drag and drop in Scratch in days.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | InfinitePoints | ilkxm57 | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|sor|>Dear programmers
You say visual programming has no future
And yet use visual studio code
Curious<|eor|><|sor|>Which is why everyone should switch to vim<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | F54280 | ilkiqsk | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, visual programming: I want to completely invalidate all my text based tools so I can grok the whole screen at once.
Does this person need a bigger monitor, or perhaps to learn how to tile windows?<|eor|><|sor|>> Does this person need a bigger monitor, or perhaps to learn how to tile windows?
He have done his own Visual Coding making heavy use of zoom and 3D spatial encapsulation to lay out and edit logic in very interesting ways in his own experiments.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | ilk9lho | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|sor|>As a veteran jerker, I can say that a slow burn romance lemon IS superior to Visual jerking.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | germanatlas | ilkm9ui | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|sor|>As a veteran coomer with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual erotica IS superior to written erotica<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | VariationDistinct330 | ilkbie1 | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|sor|>Don't these visual coding languages have some underlying representation tho?
It's usually text. Atleast that's been my experience.
I'm not saying Visual coding is bad, it's nice for those data flow transformations and all definitely. But I'm pretty sure it took a lot more effort to set that up than it did to just like provide the underlying text representation.
I suppose if mice weren't that trash at computer drawing, it would be nice to just draw some boxes and say "do this". And maybe we could like do away with text properly and make like shapes and things. You know. Experimental. Not like Piet which looked a bit annoying to program. Maybe computers will come with like free scribbling stylus things or whatever it is artists use
But something like forth but with drawings. That could be nice. Provided I can scribble a monkey and have the language reliably identify it as a monkey.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | jwezorek | illsos3 | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, this is why you never hear anybody say anything bad about [LabView](https://www.jki.net/hubfs/image-72.png).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | Jumpy-Locksmith6812 | ilkmk1o | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|sor|>Never heard vim say: Error loading Mainform.designer.cs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | lazyubertoad | ilkmo39 | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|sor|>If you convert your 2mln LOC enterprise project to UML, put it on the screen and grok all of that at once - you'll go straight to Nirvana.
That's probably what happened to that guy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | d0rsett | ilo96ei | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|soopr|>C++ consultant here. The fact that there is no text in visual scripting is a huge thing<|eoopr|><|sor|>This is why I advocate the use of custom operators in code. In fact, we should all be programming in APL.
Whats that? You want some quadratic primes? Oh up to 20 you say?
(~.)220
Boom motherfucker.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | alecStewart1 | illb0ct | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|sor|>Dear programmers
You say visual programming has no future
And yet use visual studio code
Curious<|eor|><|sor|>Which is why everyone should switch to vim<|eor|><|sor|>> Which is why everyone should switch to ~~vim~~ Emacs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | dethswatch | ilm0d6z | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|sor|>Dear programmers
You say visual programming has no future
And yet use visual studio code
Curious<|eor|><|sor|>Which is why everyone should switch to vim<|eor|><|sor|>You mean you guys use an actual editor? Because you need to edit your code?
Real programmers just pipe stdin to a file and code...
What's wrong with you guys?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | Zambito1 | ilnbklj | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|sor|>Dear programmers
You say visual programming has no future
And yet use visual studio code
Curious<|eor|><|sor|>Which is why everyone should switch to vim<|eor|><|sor|>> Which is why everyone should switch to ~~vim~~ Emacs<|eor|><|sor|>> Which is why everyone should switch to ~~vim~~ ~~Emacs~~ joe<|eor|><|sor|>I'm glad someone here knows what joe is<|eor|><|sor|>joe mama GOTEEM<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | Zlodo2 | illed09 | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|sor|>a picture of a hundred nodes floating on top of a spaghetti plate of interconnecting lines is worth a thousand words<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | lazyubertoad | ilkmsof | <|sols|><|sot|>As a veteran C++ dev with 15 years professional experience I can say that Visual programming IS superior to written programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ww0vn8/comment/ilio54m/<|eol|><|soopr|>C++ consultant here. The fact that there is no text in visual scripting is a huge thing<|eoopr|><|sor|>That's what I'll tell next time when they'll want to ruin the review because of the emojis.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | Leipaella | vqnl1y | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmingcirclejerk | pcjftw | ieq5btf | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, you have to have a very high aversion to syntax Highlighting to understand Rob. Humour is non-existent, and without a solid grasp of theoretical Google Politics most of the discussions will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also RP's libertarian outlook, which is deftly woven into his essays- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry Wall's writing, for instance. The members understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these treatises, to realise that they're not just pertinent- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike RP & Larry Wall truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the deeper meaning in RB's work on Generics, which itself is a cryptic reference to the Vedic concept of Philip Wadler-ism. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as a post announcing the release of the latest, useless Cypto framework climbs to the top of the frontpage. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Emacs machine. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmingcirclejerk | HorstKugel | ieq72u2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>his true colours: red functions and blue functions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmingcirclejerk | CodyCigar96o | ieqgy9c | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>The funniest part of this is going on a long rant explaining why Go is designed for idiots and that its designers hate you, and then he ends with try both.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmingcirclejerk | snorc_snorc | ieqabh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>rob's "true colors" are monochrome, just as the numerals he uses every day. anything else would be childish.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | ieql8kq | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>The funniest part of this is going on a long rant explaining why Go is designed for idiots and that its designers hate you, and then he ends with try both.<|eor|><|sor|>Go is designed for idiots and its designers hate you, and yet somehow Rust is worse.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | Blueson | ieqpvwl | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
I respect Rob Pike for understanding who he designed that language for.
/cj
I respect Rob Pike for understanding who he designed that language for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | ieqst6j | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>>Rust is also incredibly frustrating, but for the opposite reason, it assumes you are capable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | ieqob1m | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>The funniest part of this is going on a long rant explaining why Go is designed for idiots and that its designers hate you, and then he ends with try both.<|eor|><|sor|>Go is designed for idiots and its designers hate you, and yet somehow Rust is worse.<|eor|><|sor|>i'd rather use a language designed out of spite than a language designed out of terror<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | iequ9ly | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>The funniest part of this is going on a long rant explaining why Go is designed for idiots and that its designers hate you, and then he ends with try both.<|eor|><|sor|>Go is designed for idiots and its designers hate you, and yet somehow Rust is worse.<|eor|><|sor|>> and yet somehow Rust is worse.
Go is for the challenged and Rust is also bad, because it's too hard for us blue collar decent folk. Just a head-scratchin' academic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | Karyo_Ten | ieqc4aq | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>his true colours: red functions and blue functions<|eor|><|sor|>That's when he channels his fearless routines.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | ieqwmwi | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>The funniest part of this is going on a long rant explaining why Go is designed for idiots and that its designers hate you, and then he ends with try both.<|eor|><|sor|>Go is designed for idiots and its designers hate you, and yet somehow Rust is worse.<|eor|><|sor|>i'd rather use a language designed out of spite than a language designed out of terror<|eor|><|sor|>LIVE USE AFTER FREE OR DIE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | ier3rrd | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>>Rust is also incredibly frustrating, but for the opposite reason, it assumes you are capable<|eor|><|sor|>human beings are capable of convincing themselves of anything<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | Karyo_Ten | ies7slg | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>The funniest part of this is going on a long rant explaining why Go is designed for idiots and that its designers hate you, and then he ends with try both.<|eor|><|sor|>Go is designed for idiots and its designers hate you, and yet somehow Rust is worse.<|eor|><|sor|>> and yet somehow Rust is worse.
Go is for the challenged and Rust is also bad, because it's too hard for us blue collar decent folk. Just a head-scratchin' academic.<|eor|><|sor|>Haskell demands a trial by combat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | rpkarma | ies7p5q | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>his true colours: red functions and blue functions<|eor|><|sor|>That's when he channels his fearless routines.<|eor|><|sor|>Go! Routines! Go Go! Routines! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | YqQbey | ieqc65k | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>When he added generics.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | zetaconvex | iesfynw | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>> The key point here is our programmers ... probably learned Java,
Rob Pike wanted to create a language that even folks who were dropped on their head as babies could use.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | acycliczebra | iert49g | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>>Rust is also incredibly frustrating, but for the opposite reason, it assumes you are capable<|eor|><|sor|>The duality of a gopher<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | doomvox | ieqrpdn | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>Another incisive comment:
> While I agree that Golang is excessively dumped down,<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | rpkarma | ies7qu7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>The funniest part of this is going on a long rant explaining why Go is designed for idiots and that its designers hate you, and then he ends with try both.<|eor|><|sor|>Go is designed for idiots and its designers hate you, and yet somehow Rust is worse.<|eor|><|sor|>> and yet somehow Rust is worse.
Go is for the challenged and Rust is also bad, because it's too hard for us blue collar decent folk. Just a head-scratchin' academic.<|eor|><|sor|>*hon hon hons in Ocaml*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kodiologist | ieqz4u0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I used to have a lot of respect for Rob Pike, then he showed his true colors.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/vqfpcw/should_i_learn_rust_or_golang/iephlux/<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, you have to have a very high aversion to syntax Highlighting to understand Rob. Humour is non-existent, and without a solid grasp of theoretical Google Politics most of the discussions will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also RP's libertarian outlook, which is deftly woven into his essays- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry Wall's writing, for instance. The members understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these treatises, to realise that they're not just pertinent- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike RP & Larry Wall truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the deeper meaning in RB's work on Generics, which itself is a cryptic reference to the Vedic concept of Philip Wadler-ism. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as a post announcing the release of the latest, useless Cypto framework climbs to the top of the frontpage. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Emacs machine. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.<|eor|><|sor|>How dare you besmirch the great Tim Toady by suggesting he's a libertarian.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | hitodemian | tp3ju4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmingcirclejerk | 15rthughes | i2a4ga2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>> Comments are a code smell
>If you have to comment your code, you probably should have refactored it and named your functions better.
Yeah my code has become so much clearer after naming my functions
struct IMPOSSIBLY_LARGE_TABLE* allen_from_sales_said_we_have_to_follow_this_retarded_business_logic_that_will_be_unexplainable_to_anyone_in_5_years_but_idc_enough_to_argue_anymore(int counter);<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmingcirclejerk | Xerxero | i2b5kyg | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>> Comments are a code smell
>If you have to comment your code, you probably should have refactored it and named your functions better.
Yeah my code has become so much clearer after naming my functions
struct IMPOSSIBLY_LARGE_TABLE* allen_from_sales_said_we_have_to_follow_this_retarded_business_logic_that_will_be_unexplainable_to_anyone_in_5_years_but_idc_enough_to_argue_anymore(int counter);<|eor|><|sor|>The whole code is self explaining mantra is such bull shit.
The comments should highlight why certain choices are made.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmingcirclejerk | KaranasToll | i2a85jq | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>Lol no metaprogramming.
`(with-unjerk` I have been thinking this for a while`)`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProgVal | i2b2wy6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>> Comments are a code smell
>If you have to comment your code, you probably should have refactored it and named your functions better.
Yeah my code has become so much clearer after naming my functions
struct IMPOSSIBLY_LARGE_TABLE* allen_from_sales_said_we_have_to_follow_this_retarded_business_logic_that_will_be_unexplainable_to_anyone_in_5_years_but_idc_enough_to_argue_anymore(int counter);<|eor|><|sor|>Use macros to generate your comments<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | badfoodman | i2ahgxa | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>I've found myself writing more and more comment lately. I think it lines up with my lack of showers. Turns out, smells are good! I like to write comments for my less-capable teammates to discover in the future like `TODO: make this work as per JIRA-123` (where the ticket may not have been created yet, but was the next ticket number when I wrote the code).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | voidvector | i2b9odr | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>My code has higher entropy than `/dev/random`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | NaiaThinksTooMuch | i2alz80 | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>Lol no metaprogramming.
`(with-unjerk` I have been thinking this for a while`)`<|eor|><|sor|>Lol, metaprogramming is just scripting a compiler<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | git_commit_-m_sudoku | i2bpt2s | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>> Comments are a code smell
>If you have to comment your code, you probably should have refactored it and named your functions better.
Yeah my code has become so much clearer after naming my functions
struct IMPOSSIBLY_LARGE_TABLE* allen_from_sales_said_we_have_to_follow_this_retarded_business_logic_that_will_be_unexplainable_to_anyone_in_5_years_but_idc_enough_to_argue_anymore(int counter);<|eor|><|sor|>The whole code is self explaining mantra is such bull shit.
The comments should highlight why certain choices are made.<|eor|><|sor|> // TODO: add unjerk declaration later<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | i2aepsk | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>> Understanding something is itself standing-under via abstraction. Perception is an abstraction from reality. Abstraction is intelligence. Every neuron is an abstraction.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | MCRusher | i2bxivt | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk, though?
Doesn't this sub usually make fun of `if err != nil { return nil, err }`?<|eor|><|sor|>at least the format is mostly consistent as a value-error pair, and not
1. maybe return NULL if returns a pointer
2. maybe return -1 if returns an int
3. maybe return 0 if it returns int but really wants to be a boolean indicating an error
4. maybe return 1 if it returns int but really wants to ve a boolean indicating not an error
5. maybe just set errno and return 0
6. maybe set errno, maybe not depending on the system, and return 0
7. maybe just crash the program
8. maybe just not allow any error checking at all
9. maybe if the return value is less than 0, it was an error
etc.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | GrixisGirl | i2co634 | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>\\uj
I had to take a class in design patterns. The class would be more descriptive if it was named "programming by incantation." Absolutely zero critical thinking required.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | badfoodman | i2aihxq | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>Lol no metaprogramming.
`(with-unjerk` I have been thinking this for a while`)`<|eor|><|sor|>How do you define "pattern"? Because most code follows some pattern and it's very hard to figure out the line between "hackernews enthusiast" and "lol it fucking works and I think it will work for future feature expansion".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | protestor | i2bilz5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>My code has higher entropy than `/dev/random`<|eor|><|sor|>Syntax errors are such a shame. It's much better to allow any string as a valid program. Then you can just literally pipe /dev/random into your source and eliminate all kinds of code patterns.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | git_commit_-m_sudoku | i2boeap | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk, though?
Doesn't this sub usually make fun of `if err != nil { return nil, err }`?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | MCRusher | i2d6g5i | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>\\uj
I had to take a class in design patterns. The class would be more descriptive if it was named "programming by incantation." Absolutely zero critical thinking required.<|eor|><|sor|>Recite the visitor pattern to prove your expertise<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | Got_Tiger | i2bib37 | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>Based and lisp-pilled<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | i2dubds | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk?
Ah, i see, the jerk is that a 0.1xer infiltrated PCJ and submitted this without having any clue of what the quote means.
To said 0.1xer: Don't you dare to attack me with your Gang of Four Weenies. Don't you dare to touch me, for I'm protected: I'm surrounded by parentheses at all times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | Gobrosse | i2exnb7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>\\uj
I had to take a class in design patterns. The class would be more descriptive if it was named "programming by incantation." Absolutely zero critical thinking required.<|eor|><|sor|>Recite the visitor pattern to prove your expertise<|eor|><|sor|>so there's a class V with a method that takes some other class that you want to visit and then the other class does the same but it also sends you data from inside the class and it goes to the whole thing somehow by visiting it, and there is a salesman in this too i think ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | fast4shoot | i2bxvuz | <|sols|><|sot|>Patterns in source code are a bad sign, not a good one. They mean the code is a bunch of de facto macroexpansions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1507674754760773637<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk, though?
Doesn't this sub usually make fun of `if err != nil { return nil, err }`?<|eor|><|sor|>Yup, can't jerk to this.
A pattern implies that a thing can't be abstracted away by function calls/generics/templates/macros/whatever, implying that the language lacks expressive power.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | life-is-a-loop | sf37kf | <|sols|><|sot|>I never understood why people complain about the memory usage in Chromium so much. Unused memory is useless and won't make your system faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/sez4hb/microsoft_teams_20_will_use_half_the_memory/hun87f4/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | hunchum | <|sols|><|sot|>I never understood why people complain about the memory usage in Chromium so much. Unused memory is useless and won't make your system faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/sez4hb/microsoft_teams_20_will_use_half_the_memory/hun87f4/<|eol|><|sor|>The important thing to understand about Chromium is that it's the only program you ever need to have open<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmingcirclejerk | 1LargeAdult | hunknrf | <|sols|><|sot|>I never understood why people complain about the memory usage in Chromium so much. Unused memory is useless and won't make your system faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/sez4hb/microsoft_teams_20_will_use_half_the_memory/hun87f4/<|eol|><|sor|> void *chromium = malloc();<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmingcirclejerk | juancarl0os | huo1hz7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I never understood why people complain about the memory usage in Chromium so much. Unused memory is useless and won't make your system faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/sez4hb/microsoft_teams_20_will_use_half_the_memory/hun87f4/<|eol|><|sor|>The important thing to understand about Chromium is that it's the only program you ever need to have open<|eor|><|sor|>To this day I still don't have usage statistics of Chromium in my machine, as soon as I try running 'top' alongside it, the PC shuts down<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | life-is-a-loop | huo0h7u | <|sols|><|sot|>I never understood why people complain about the memory usage in Chromium so much. Unused memory is useless and won't make your system faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/sez4hb/microsoft_teams_20_will_use_half_the_memory/hun87f4/<|eol|><|sor|>The important thing to understand about Chromium is that it's the only program you ever need to have open<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Analogies with women is one the few things that keep me working with software development.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | bduddy | hunvnt7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I never understood why people complain about the memory usage in Chromium so much. Unused memory is useless and won't make your system faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/sez4hb/microsoft_teams_20_will_use_half_the_memory/hun87f4/<|eol|><|sor|>64GB of RAM ought to not be enough for anyone<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | NonDairyYandere | huomsop | <|sols|><|sot|>I never understood why people complain about the memory usage in Chromium so much. Unused memory is useless and won't make your system faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/sez4hb/microsoft_teams_20_will_use_half_the_memory/hun87f4/<|eol|><|sor|> void *chromium = malloc();<|eor|><|sor|>Modern computers have virtual memory, what's the problem?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | Languorous-Owl | huo2ywc | <|sols|><|sot|>I never understood why people complain about the memory usage in Chromium so much. Unused memory is useless and won't make your system faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/sez4hb/microsoft_teams_20_will_use_half_the_memory/hun87f4/<|eol|><|sor|>Wish Operating Systems would stop implementing virtual memory. All that empty swap space is useless and won't make your system faster.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | anonymous_2187 | huotgpn | <|sols|><|sot|>I never understood why people complain about the memory usage in Chromium so much. Unused memory is useless and won't make your system faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/sez4hb/microsoft_teams_20_will_use_half_the_memory/hun87f4/<|eol|><|sor|>The important thing to understand about Chromium is that it's the only program you ever need to have open<|eor|><|sor|>Operating systems are just a bootloader for chromium<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | Faalentijn | hunvpdg | <|sols|><|sot|>I never understood why people complain about the memory usage in Chromium so much. Unused memory is useless and won't make your system faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/sez4hb/microsoft_teams_20_will_use_half_the_memory/hun87f4/<|eol|><|sor|>Firefox does the same thing. At work I usually have Firefox, Chrome, VSCode (Electron), Slack (Electron), and a 1GB RAMDisk running. Then I wonder why my computer is so slow.<|eor|><|sor|>True, sometimes I have w3m, lynx, Ed and irssi running. Then I wonder why my computer is unusable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | SEgopher | huok4qq | <|sols|><|sot|>I never understood why people complain about the memory usage in Chromium so much. Unused memory is useless and won't make your system faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/sez4hb/microsoft_teams_20_will_use_half_the_memory/hun87f4/<|eol|><|sor|>\*stares at kernel slab caches\*
\*stares at electron web shit app mapping half of RAM\*
\*stares back at kernel slab caches\*
\*a single tear falls down my crusty unix beard\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | NonDairyYandere | huomr5n | <|sols|><|sot|>I never understood why people complain about the memory usage in Chromium so much. Unused memory is useless and won't make your system faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/sez4hb/microsoft_teams_20_will_use_half_the_memory/hun87f4/<|eol|><|sor|>I never understood why people complain about land being used for parking lots. Unused land is useless and won't make your town nicer.<|eor|><|sor|>Most logical NIMBY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | NonDairyYandere | huolxj6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I never understood why people complain about the memory usage in Chromium so much. Unused memory is useless and won't make your system faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/sez4hb/microsoft_teams_20_will_use_half_the_memory/hun87f4/<|eol|><|sor|>The important thing to understand about Chromium is that it's the only program you ever need to have open<|eor|><|sor|>> program
think you meant _tab_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kotauskas | huoffhr | <|sols|><|sot|>I never understood why people complain about the memory usage in Chromium so much. Unused memory is useless and won't make your system faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/sez4hb/microsoft_teams_20_will_use_half_the_memory/hun87f4/<|eol|><|sor|>what no OS flag for "this memory allocation contains cache, and if I take off the RAM lock from it, please prevent me from accessing it and instead feel free to deallocate the whole region and destroy contained data if more memory is needed" does to a mf<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | hunyahx | <|sols|><|sot|>I never understood why people complain about the memory usage in Chromium so much. Unused memory is useless and won't make your system faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/sez4hb/microsoft_teams_20_will_use_half_the_memory/hun87f4/<|eol|><|sor|>The important thing to understand about Chromium is that it's the only program you ever need to have open<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>__________- electron
________ - memory usage
- chrome
?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | YM_Industries | huns634 | <|sols|><|sot|>I never understood why people complain about the memory usage in Chromium so much. Unused memory is useless and won't make your system faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/sez4hb/microsoft_teams_20_will_use_half_the_memory/hun87f4/<|eol|><|sor|>Firefox does the same thing. At work I usually have Firefox, Chrome, VSCode (Electron), Slack (Electron), and a 1GB RAMDisk running. Then I wonder why my computer is so slow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | NonDairyYandere | huomqem | <|sols|><|sot|>I never understood why people complain about the memory usage in Chromium so much. Unused memory is useless and won't make your system faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/sez4hb/microsoft_teams_20_will_use_half_the_memory/hun87f4/<|eol|><|sor|>The important thing to understand about Chromium is that it's the only program you ever need to have open<|eor|><|sor|>To this day I still don't have usage statistics of Chromium in my machine, as soon as I try running 'top' alongside it, the PC shuts down<|eor|><|sor|>To this day I still don't run Chromium<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
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