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programmerhumor | yuva-krishna-memes | q2lsax | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65,779 |
programmerhumor | SpeedStriker243 | hflxo28 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Capital pi makes me feel an emotion that doesn't exist<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,364 |
programmerhumor | KillerRoomba13 | hfm7pyp | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>B-but what if n goes to infinity?<|eor|><|sor|>We will run it until int::max and call it close enough<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,401 |
programmerhumor | Hinke1 | hflxuiu | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now do the same for great Zeta next<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,801 |
programmerhumor | NoMoneyNoHoney18 | hflyql0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You make it easy to understand thanks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,655 |
programmerhumor | SZ4L4Y | hfm6fdx | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>B-but what if n goes to infinity?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,550 |
programmerhumor | cybercuzco | hfm4i6e | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These big scary for loops are just math symbols.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,162 |
programmerhumor | nuclearslug | hfmcdgc | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You make it easy to understand thanks<|eor|><|sor|>This would have been so helpful when I was talking calculus<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,002 |
programmerhumor | FabulousDave2112 | hfm4q1e | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have been always confused by the amount of programmers and computer scientist that don't like math.<|eor|><|sor|>Programming is based around logic. It's all about learning the syntax and techniques you can use to figure out solutions to logical puzzles.
While math is technically the same at a high level, it is taught in grade school as arcane memorization with no apparent logic or reasoning behind it. This gives young people (myself included, until very recently) the completely wrong idea of what math is supposed to be.
Logic and puzzle solving are fun. Memorizing formulae with no apparent reasoning behind them is not. Therefore programming is fun, math is awful. That's the reasoning that the vast majority of new programmers enter the field with if they didn't stick with math long enough for the logic to start being explained properly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 670 |
programmerhumor | SZ4L4Y | hfm890s | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>B-but what if n goes to infinity?<|eor|><|sor|>We will run it until int::max and call it close enough<|eor|><|sor|>And Roombas start to kill people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 662 |
programmerhumor | Dark_Diosito | hfmlxsl | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now do the same for great Zeta next<|eor|><|sor|>Zeta is the Riemann function right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 629 |
programmerhumor | tyrosine- | hfmevj3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Capital pi makes me feel an emotion that doesn't exist<|eor|><|sor|>It's ominous and imposing, not fun and loose like regular curvy pi<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 623 |
programmerhumor | atedja | hfmweix | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now do the same for great Zeta next<|eor|><|sor|>Zeta is the Riemann function right?<|eor|><|sor|>The Riemann zeta function is one of many zeta functions, yes<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite zeta function is Catherine Zeta Jones<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 556 |
programmerhumor | gnome_of_the_damned | hfmoz4k | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>holy crap this thread just singlehandedly explained those to me in a way that was super clear. thanks all!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 546 |
programmerhumor | SpeedStriker243 | hfm1y4f | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Capital pi makes me feel an emotion that doesn't exist<|eor|><|sor|>Describe.<|eor|><|sor|>The prophecy?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 510 |
programmerhumor | Baldhiver | hfmnleh | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now do the same for great Zeta next<|eor|><|sor|>Zeta is the Riemann function right?<|eor|><|sor|>The Riemann zeta function is one of many zeta functions, yes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 506 |
programmerhumor | technic_bot | hfm1otx | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have been always confused by the amount of programmers and computer scientist that don't like math.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 476 |
programmerhumor | i_love_rem | hfme5fq | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You make it easy to understand thanks<|eor|><|sor|>This would have been so helpful when I was talking calculus<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, once I realized these are just for loops, the notation made way more sense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 410 |
programmerhumor | NoOne-AtAll | hfmey0f | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These big scary for loops are just math symbols.
<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, how are those symbols more complicated than code? That's way longer to write and you need so much additional structure to define them. The symbols are nice and clean.
It's just the initial impression that might make them scary I guess<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 399 |
programmerhumor | noonemustknowmysecre | hfmgolj | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't be scared.. Math and Computing are friends..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bffwlmuzcur71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These big scary for loops are just math symbols.
<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, how are those symbols more complicated than code? That's way longer to write and you need so much additional structure to define them. The symbols are nice and clean.
It's just the initial impression that might make them scary I guess<|eor|><|sor|>Because verbosity is the noobies friend. If the understand the base components they can reason out the emergent behavior. This does that, then that does this.
Shorthand and jargon are for the experienced people that don't want to waste time spelling it out. It's faster but the exact same level of complication is still packed in there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 397 |
programmerhumor | Nicolas-matteo | 10iamx7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65,763 |
programmerhumor | SnooGiraffes7762 | j5dhegi | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fake, but wont stop me from a good chuckle.
Every bug lmao thats great<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13,900 |
programmerhumor | AdDear5411 | j5ddoin | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"every bug"
Lmaoooooooo. I remember when I knew nothing about development.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,184 |
programmerhumor | ludwig-boltzmann_ | j5dfdp1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This has to be fake lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,406 |
programmerhumor | Paper_Cut_On_My_Eye | j5dgdsp | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This has to be fake lol<|eor|><|sor|>It says 3 minutes later but shows the exact same time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,025 |
programmerhumor | MooseBoys | j5dlohb | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fake, but wont stop me from a good chuckle.
Every bug lmao thats great<|eor|><|sor|>One of my interview questions for my previous job was how would you prove that a piece of software has infinite bugs?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,602 |
programmerhumor | ChewingBrie | j5doo4u | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fake, but wont stop me from a good chuckle.
Every bug lmao thats great<|eor|><|sor|>One of my interview questions for my previous job was how would you prove that a piece of software has infinite bugs?<|eor|><|sor|>"by showing that the code exists at all"?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,300 |
programmerhumor | inkblot888 | j5dwpi4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fake, but wont stop me from a good chuckle.
Every bug lmao thats great<|eor|><|sor|>One of my interview questions for my previous job was how would you prove that a piece of software has infinite bugs?<|eor|><|sor|>"by showing that the code exists at all"?<|eor|><|sor|>Hello World is perfect. Programming is the only hobby you get worse at, the more you practice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,229 |
programmerhumor | The_Mad_Duck_ | j5djp3a | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This has to be fake lol<|eor|><|sor|>It says 3 minutes later but shows the exact same time.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how the injection fucked with the database lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,047 |
programmerhumor | foobarhouse | j5dg4t2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"every bug"
Lmaoooooooo. I remember when I knew nothing about development.<|eor|><|sor|>Completely agree. Theres no such thing, bugs are only bugs once theyve been recognised by the development team.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,363 |
programmerhumor | TantraMantraYantra | j5delb0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Little bobby tables.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,216 |
programmerhumor | Opus_723 | j5e0i9u | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fake, but wont stop me from a good chuckle.
Every bug lmao thats great<|eor|><|sor|>One of my interview questions for my previous job was how would you prove that a piece of software has infinite bugs?<|eor|><|sor|>"by showing that the code exists at all"?<|eor|><|sor|>Hello World is perfect. Programming is the only hobby you get worse at, the more you practice.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe *your* Hello World, show-off<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,090 |
programmerhumor | cheeb_miester | j5df1el | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>according to the timestamps, it was 0 minutes later.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 669 |
programmerhumor | kayak_enjoyer | j5dk6z1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This has to be fake lol<|eor|><|sor|>It says 3 minutes later but shows the exact same time.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how the injection fucked with the database lol<|eor|><|sor|>This guy injects SQL.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 656 |
programmerhumor | Harbinger2nd | j5e119a | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fake, but wont stop me from a good chuckle.
Every bug lmao thats great<|eor|><|sor|>One of my interview questions for my previous job was how would you prove that a piece of software has infinite bugs?<|eor|><|sor|>"by showing that the code exists at all"?<|eor|><|sor|>Hello World is perfect. Programming is the only hobby you get worse at, the more you practice.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe *your* Hello World, show-off<|eor|><|sor|>Hello Wordl<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 597 |
programmerhumor | PsychicCilantro | j5dhivv | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"every bug"
Lmaoooooooo. I remember when I knew nothing about development.<|eor|><|sor|>Completely agree. Theres no such thing, bugs are only bugs once theyve been recognised by the development team.<|eor|><|sor|>Schroedingers bug<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 595 |
programmerhumor | FiveTeeve | j5dtiqj | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fake, but wont stop me from a good chuckle.
Every bug lmao thats great<|eor|><|sor|>One of my interview questions for my previous job was how would you prove that a piece of software has infinite bugs?<|eor|><|sor|>"by showing that the code exists at all"?<|eor|><|sor|>Bet I could write a full proof bug free Hello World app<|eor|><|sor|>You can't even write that sentence without bugs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 539 |
programmerhumor | shitonmanutz420 | j5dir0v | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sql injections??
This is absolutely trivial and basic. Input validation is day #1 on building any public facing app. Who is working there now? Have they worked in the industry before??<|eor|><|sor|>It's fake.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 433 |
programmerhumor | farmerjane | j5deds6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sql injections??
This is absolutely trivial and basic. Input validation is day #1 on building any public facing app. Who is working there now? Have they worked in the industry before??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 423 |
programmerhumor | FalconFiveZeroNine | j5dfc1q | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Little bobby tables.<|eor|><|sor|>I hear he was dropped as a child.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 368 |
programmerhumor | clearbrian | j5e0ayl | <|sols|><|sot|>Better not fire anyone now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gw9qk0ks9kda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fake, but wont stop me from a good chuckle.
Every bug lmao thats great<|eor|><|sor|>One of my interview questions for my previous job was how would you prove that a piece of software has infinite bugs?<|eor|><|sor|>"by showing that the code exists at all"?<|eor|><|sor|>Hello World is perfect. Programming is the only hobby you get worse at, the more you practice.<|eor|><|sor|>First program. Print Hello world.. funny how ever programmers first bug was a localisation issue ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 324 |
programmerhumor | Worthas_real | uy6ula | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65,570 |
programmerhumor | davidvareka | ia2869m | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Code once a month? Is that a thing? I would spend day only to catch up and check where I ended.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,710 |
programmerhumor | Worthas_real | ia2cp9w | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Code once a month? Is that a thing? I would spend day only to catch up and check where I ended.<|eor|><|soopr|>I go to school and work. So it's kinda hard to find a free weekend with enough energy to code.
Usually I find 3-4 days at the weekend once a month to code. The rest I spend parts of my holidays.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 849 |
programmerhumor | StuckInALoopp | ia2p2ux | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Code once a month? Is that a thing? I would spend day only to catch up and check where I ended.<|eor|><|soopr|>I go to school and work. So it's kinda hard to find a free weekend with enough energy to code.
Usually I find 3-4 days at the weekend once a month to code. The rest I spend parts of my holidays.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How do you find 3-4 days at the weekend? I can only ever find 2 there...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 654 |
programmerhumor | TurboGranny | ia2nau6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've been coding for over 3 decades. When I was doing it as a kid, I wrote more code in a week than I currently write in a month+. Granted, my code is better now, and I don't do things just to do them, but still. I love hiring young kids out of college and teaching them. They learn so fast and write so much. Sure I gotta clean it up, but I envy that energy and free time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 591 |
programmerhumor | Kiiidx | ia2tjd8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Code once a month? Is that a thing? I would spend day only to catch up and check where I ended.<|eor|><|soopr|>I go to school and work. So it's kinda hard to find a free weekend with enough energy to code.
Usually I find 3-4 days at the weekend once a month to code. The rest I spend parts of my holidays.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How do you find 3-4 days at the weekend? I can only ever find 2 there...<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah what I mean is Friday, Satureday, Sunday, Monday for example<|eoopr|><|sor|>Monday is my favourite weekend day.. something about it is just different but i cant put my finger on it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 557 |
programmerhumor | krw590 | ia2a3j8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The reason I joined this sub was in hopes I would learn something by osmosis. Probably the best thing Ive done for myself, still cant code worth shit though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 311 |
programmerhumor | GandalfTheSmol1 | ia2i9yn | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Change code once a month to had a programming class 15 years ago and thats me!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | Worthas_real | ia2p8p6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Code once a month? Is that a thing? I would spend day only to catch up and check where I ended.<|eor|><|soopr|>I go to school and work. So it's kinda hard to find a free weekend with enough energy to code.
Usually I find 3-4 days at the weekend once a month to code. The rest I spend parts of my holidays.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How do you find 3-4 days at the weekend? I can only ever find 2 there...<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah what I mean is Friday, Satureday, Sunday, Monday for example<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | FILTER_OUT_T_D | ia2updg | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've been coding for over 3 decades. When I was doing it as a kid, I wrote more code in a week than I currently write in a month+. Granted, my code is better now, and I don't do things just to do them, but still. I love hiring young kids out of college and teaching them. They learn so fast and write so much. Sure I gotta clean it up, but I envy that energy and free time.<|eor|><|sor|>Ive started mentoring juniors at work over the last 1-2 years and I get more satisfaction out of watching them grow than I do working on my projects.
Ive also hit the part of my personal development where I pride myself on writing fewer lines of code because its more efficient and I make better use of a given languages built in features. Nowadays when people brag about how many lines they write I get suspicious that the code is probably almost unintelligible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 237 |
programmerhumor | TheBirminghamBear | ia2x2he | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Code once a month? Is that a thing? I would spend day only to catch up and check where I ended.<|eor|><|soopr|>I go to school and work. So it's kinda hard to find a free weekend with enough energy to code.
Usually I find 3-4 days at the weekend once a month to code. The rest I spend parts of my holidays.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How do you find 3-4 days at the weekend? I can only ever find 2 there...<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah what I mean is Friday, Satureday, Sunday, Monday for example<|eoopr|><|sor|>Monday is my favourite weekend day.. something about it is just different but i cant put my finger on it<|eor|><|sor|>We've called you a billion times Kiiidx, you can't keep not showing up to work on Monday just because you call it "fourth weekend day".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 229 |
programmerhumor | JADW27 | ia2nuy1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>i know html!!!!!<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, good. Can you build me a website? I can't pay you, but it will be great experience for you. I'm sure you'll be able to put it on your resume!
(Apologies for any PTSD my sarcastic reply has triggered)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | lazilyloaded | ia2ybjy | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The reason I joined this sub was in hopes I would learn something by osmosis. Probably the best thing Ive done for myself, still cant code worth shit though.<|eor|><|sor|>>The reason I joined this sub was in hopes I would learn something by osmosis.
Can't imagine a better way to have a weird, distorted view of programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | WeeabooHunter69 | ia2nqpe | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>When you haven't coded since making a hello world program in 10th grade and you see a meme you understand<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | ChordSlinger | ia33h0q | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've been coding for over 3 decades. When I was doing it as a kid, I wrote more code in a week than I currently write in a month+. Granted, my code is better now, and I don't do things just to do them, but still. I love hiring young kids out of college and teaching them. They learn so fast and write so much. Sure I gotta clean it up, but I envy that energy and free time.<|eor|><|sor|>Ive started mentoring juniors at work over the last 1-2 years and I get more satisfaction out of watching them grow than I do working on my projects.
Ive also hit the part of my personal development where I pride myself on writing fewer lines of code because its more efficient and I make better use of a given languages built in features. Nowadays when people brag about how many lines they write I get suspicious that the code is probably almost unintelligible.<|eor|><|sor|>Id love to find a job with people like you two<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | studioTBP | ia2kgsm | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>i know html!!!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | draenog | ia2nthx | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Code once a month? Is that a thing? I would spend day only to catch up and check where I ended.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm a senior developer at a UK based company and code rarely, probably twice a month
Work smarter, make people do the work for you :)<|eor|><|sor|>Not applicable to junior devs in the slightest but thanks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | Puzzled_Bandicoot_66 | ia2cbem | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Code once a month? Is that a thing? I would spend day only to catch up and check where I ended.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm a senior developer at a UK based company and code rarely, probably twice a month
Work smarter, make people do the work for you :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | Sintinium | ia2psik | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>i know html!!!!!<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, good. Can you build me a website? I can't pay you, but it will be great experience for you. I'm sure you'll be able to put it on your resume!
(Apologies for any PTSD my sarcastic reply has triggered)<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry I only accept exposure as payment<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | das7002 | ia2y6kw | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Code once a month? Is that a thing? I would spend day only to catch up and check where I ended.<|eor|><|soopr|>I go to school and work. So it's kinda hard to find a free weekend with enough energy to code.
Usually I find 3-4 days at the weekend once a month to code. The rest I spend parts of my holidays.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How do you find 3-4 days at the weekend? I can only ever find 2 there...<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah what I mean is Friday, Satureday, Sunday, Monday for example<|eoopr|><|sor|>Monday is my favourite weekend day.. something about it is just different but i cant put my finger on it<|eor|><|sor|>We've called you a billion times Kiiidx, you can't keep not showing up to work on Monday just because you call it "fourth weekend day".<|eor|><|sor|>Well you keep signing the paychecks so it appears that they can.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | shiningteruzuki | ia2tvel | <|sols|><|sot|>Having programming as a job vs. programming as a hobby<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jji1txffft191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Change code once a month to had a programming class 15 years ago and thats me!<|eor|><|sor|>Hah never touched a code since HS. My field is in law, but I pretend to be in the know with tech because I was in the science stream back then<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | Hamstorian | fjk6u1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65,387 |
programmerhumor | knotshure | fkne17s | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>Now let's see her sort 17,000 objects<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,244 |
programmerhumor | theeggman84 | fknlaa3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>If she's doing bucket sort at this age, then she's set.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,800 |
programmerhumor | aser92 | fkncjkw | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>Ah the infamous cute sort.
Heard of it but I've never seen it with my own eyes till today.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,846 |
programmerhumor | T-T-N | fknefsx | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>Now let's see her sort 17,000 objects<|eor|><|sor|>It looks like a variant of insertion sort. That'd take her forever. O(n2) is about as bad as a non joke sort algorithm can do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,696 |
programmerhumor | aayush_aryan | fknjpon | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>That happiness after getting it sorted... Her Programming methods and languages might change, but that happiness will always be there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,513 |
programmerhumor | NimbusHeart | fknf7bq | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>The last reaction exactly resembles my reaction when my program runs successfully.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,481 |
programmerhumor | steveurkel99 | fknkk9e | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>Now let's see her sort 17,000 objects<|eor|><|sor|>It looks like a variant of insertion sort. That'd take her forever. O(n2) is about as bad as a non joke sort algorithm can do.<|eor|><|sor|>My O(n3) sorting algorithm is very much not a joke. How dare you. /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 886 |
programmerhumor | MCRusher | fknrcw6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>Now let's see her sort 17,000 objects<|eor|><|sor|>It looks like a variant of insertion sort. That'd take her forever. O(n2) is about as bad as a non joke sort algorithm can do.<|eor|><|sor|>My O(n3) sorting algorithm is very much not a joke. How dare you. /s<|eor|><|sor|>Bubble sort has applications.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah like being the only sort I remember how to implement.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 864 |
programmerhumor | SharkLaunch | fknq30j | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>If she's doing bucket sort at this age, then she's set.<|eor|><|sor|>But sets are unordered<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 777 |
programmerhumor | ununium | fknnf9i | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>That happiness after getting it sorted... Her Programming methods and languages might change, but that happiness will always be there.<|eor|><|sor|>I make the same expression and dance after solving a programming problem. This girl will enjoy CS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 376 |
programmerhumor | Poltras | fknqyl0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>Now let's see her sort 17,000 objects<|eor|><|sor|>It looks like a variant of insertion sort. That'd take her forever. O(n2) is about as bad as a non joke sort algorithm can do.<|eor|><|sor|>My O(n3) sorting algorithm is very much not a joke. How dare you. /s<|eor|><|sor|>Bubble sort has applications.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 376 |
programmerhumor | Awall00777 | fkncntj | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>My cousin would probably just try putting them on his head and drooling, this seems to be a higher level language specimen<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 374 |
programmerhumor | mycommentsaccount | fknqhgf | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>The last reaction exactly resembles my reaction when my program runs successfully.<|eor|><|sor|>Yesss! It says "Hello World"! Yeeeeessss!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | EnIdiot | fknoifv | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>That happiness after getting it sorted... Her Programming methods and languages might change, but that happiness will always be there.<|eor|><|sor|>I make the same expression and dance after solving a programming problem. This girl will enjoy CS.<|eor|><|sor|>Yep. No other profession can make you go from idiot to genius in under 60 seconds flat. Unfortunately, the opposite is also true.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
programmerhumor | vancity- | fknned7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>My cousin would probably just try putting them on his head and drooling, this seems to be a higher level language specimen<|eor|><|sor|>I can recommend the book _So Your Child Is A PHP Programmer_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | elperroborrachotoo | fknmhee | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>Ah the infamous cute sort.
Heard of it but I've never seen it with my own eyes till today.<|eor|><|sor|>Looks like a variant of insertion sort<|eor|><|sor|>An insertion / bogosort hybrid.
All our algorithms lack that victory dance, though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | T-T-N | fknecmc | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>Ah the infamous cute sort.
Heard of it but I've never seen it with my own eyes till today.<|eor|><|sor|>Looks like a variant of insertion sort<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
programmerhumor | acog | fknpyoz | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>Now let's see her sort 17,000 objects<|eor|><|sor|>[I reject your challenge!](https://i.imgur.com/C5BYd.gifv)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | CodenameMolotov | fknx13p | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>Now let's see her sort 17,000 objects<|eor|><|sor|>It looks like a variant of insertion sort. That'd take her forever. O(n2) is about as bad as a non joke sort algorithm can do.<|eor|><|sor|>My O(n3) sorting algorithm is very much not a joke. How dare you. /s<|eor|><|sor|>Bubble sort has applications.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah like being the only sort I remember how to implement.<|eor|><|sor|>For some reason I always remember Quicksort easiest.<|eor|><|sor|>For me the easiest will always be insertion sort.
for (int i = 1; i < arr.length; i++) {
for (int j = i; j > 0 && arr[j] < arr[j-1]; j--) {
int swap = arr[j];
arr[j] = arr[j - 1];
arr[j - 1] = swap;
}
}<|eor|><|sor|>for (int i = 0; i < arr.length; i++) {
arr[i] = i;
}
hire me, Google<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | abc_Supreme | fknrvlr | <|sols|><|sot|>Sort algorithm<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/384be88l31n41<|eol|><|sor|>Now let's see her sort 17,000 objects<|eor|><|sor|>It looks like a variant of insertion sort. That'd take her forever. O(n2) is about as bad as a non joke sort algorithm can do.<|eor|><|sor|>My O(n3) sorting algorithm is very much not a joke. How dare you. /s<|eor|><|sor|>Bubble sort has applications.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah like being the only sort I remember how to implement.<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | esberat | vebrwh | <|sols|><|sot|>Yep, This is me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p2wsv4ssa6691.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65,344 |
programmerhumor | FF2PacketPusher | icp9c3y | <|sols|><|sot|>Yep, This is me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p2wsv4ssa6691.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive worn shorts to an exec meeting with our CEO. He said I wish I could wear shorts. Looked him straight in the eye and said, You can! Youre the boss
He must have wore shorts to a board meeting after that cause he was fired not too long after lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,497 |
programmerhumor | OutrageousPudding450 | icpa8g2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yep, This is me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p2wsv4ssa6691.png<|eol|><|sor|>4 guys do the talking, 1 guy does the coding.
Seems like the usual ratio.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,519 |
programmerhumor | s0lly | icp8e9k | <|sols|><|sot|>Yep, This is me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p2wsv4ssa6691.png<|eol|><|sor|>But definitely doesnt stand in the middle of the picture<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,040 |
programmerhumor | IronicStrikes | icpb0zr | <|sols|><|sot|>Yep, This is me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p2wsv4ssa6691.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive worn shorts to an exec meeting with our CEO. He said I wish I could wear shorts. Looked him straight in the eye and said, You can! Youre the boss
He must have wore shorts to a board meeting after that cause he was fired not too long after lol<|eor|><|sor|>Should have told him that doing something because you're the boss doesn't work with his boss. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,497 |
programmerhumor | FearIsTheMindKiller9 | icp94t1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yep, This is me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p2wsv4ssa6691.png<|eol|><|sor|>dev guy is also under constant assault<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 792 |
programmerhumor | Parachuteee | icpe86o | <|sols|><|sot|>Yep, This is me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p2wsv4ssa6691.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ive worn shorts to an exec meeting with our CEO. He said I wish I could wear shorts. Looked him straight in the eye and said, You can! Youre the boss
He must have wore shorts to a board meeting after that cause he was fired not too long after lol<|eor|><|sor|>You're not really the boss if you have a boss.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 731 |
programmerhumor | GodOrDevil04 | icpctho | <|sols|><|sot|>Yep, This is me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p2wsv4ssa6691.png<|eol|><|sor|>4 guys do the talking, 1 guy does the coding.
Seems like the usual ratio.<|eor|><|sor|>This hits home. I wasn't aware of it until reading your comment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 647 |
programmerhumor | YouDiedOfDysentery | icpe7b3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yep, This is me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p2wsv4ssa6691.png<|eol|><|sor|>But definitely doesnt stand in the middle of the picture<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>With his head down, only looking up to answer questions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 587 |
programmerhumor | Jacky720 | icpe2nt | <|sols|><|sot|>Yep, This is me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p2wsv4ssa6691.png<|eol|><|sor|>> It is trite to observe that hackers dont like fancy clothes. Avi has learned that good clothes can actually be comfortablethe slacks that go with a business suit, for example, are really much more comfortable than blue jeans. And he has spent enough time with hackers to obtain the insight that is it not wearing suits that they object to, so much as getting them on. Which includes not only the donning process per se but also picking them out, maintaining them, and worrying whether they are still in stylethis last being especially difficult for men who wear suits once every five years.
- Neal Stephenson, *Cryptonomicon*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 571 |
programmerhumor | asoultagent | icpeeb1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yep, This is me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p2wsv4ssa6691.png<|eol|><|sor|>true. In our meetings all the execs are wearing suits and we are there sitting with t-shirts or hoodies
edit: holly thank you for the upvotes and the replys
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programmerhumor | FoofieLeGoogoo | icpggf4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yep, This is me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p2wsv4ssa6691.png<|eol|><|sor|>But definitely doesnt stand in the middle of the picture<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>With his head down, only looking up to answer questions<|eor|><|sor|>That's because he has emails to answer because who has time for meetings, anyways.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 410 |
programmerhumor | lulzyasfackadack | icpiibt | <|sols|><|sot|>Yep, This is me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p2wsv4ssa6691.png<|eol|><|sor|>4 guys do the talking, 1 guy does the coding.
Seems like the usual ratio.<|eor|><|sor|>This hits home. I wasn't aware of it until reading your comment.<|eor|><|sor|>have you tried having ideas? Idea guys are the real value generators. Especially if they Get Results (wink, wink, that means they're complete jerks).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 399 |
programmerhumor | YouDiedOfDysentery | icpgz6n | <|sols|><|sot|>Yep, This is me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p2wsv4ssa6691.png<|eol|><|sor|>But definitely doesnt stand in the middle of the picture<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>With his head down, only looking up to answer questions<|eor|><|sor|>That's because he has emails to answer because who has time for meetings, anyways.<|eor|><|sor|>I was in a meeting with our head DE at one of my first jobs. The director kept glancing over at him and getting irritated, eventually asking him to basically stop and pay attention to the meeting. DE shuts his laptop and says something along the lines of Ok Ill let the prod portal stay broken until after the meeting. He didnt attend too many meetings after that and sent the project manager instead.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
programmerhumor | feyyd | icpnm1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Yep, This is me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p2wsv4ssa6691.png<|eol|><|sor|>4 guys do the talking, 1 guy does the coding.
Seems like the usual ratio.<|eor|><|sor|>Those 4 guys also take up 90% of the meeting time, decide nothing, and then blame you when its not done at the next meeting.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | MyOtherSide1984 | icqcaei | <|sols|><|sot|>Yep, This is me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p2wsv4ssa6691.png<|eol|><|sor|>true. In our meetings all the execs are wearing suits and we are there sitting with t-shirts or hoodies
edit: holly thank you for the upvotes and the replys
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/><|eor|><|sor|>My girlfriend is appalled that one of my (loose) stipulations for working somewhere is that I don't have to dress fancy. As helpdesk, I had to explain that I'm crawling on the ground somewhat regularly. For admins, they likely never meet clients and some never leave their desk. Perks of the job!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 312 |
programmerhumor | Gwyn-LordOfPussy | icpzcp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yep, This is me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p2wsv4ssa6691.png<|eol|><|sor|>I actually got some constructive criticism from my boss recently because I wore sneakers, jeans and a plain sweater to first meeting with the client. They said if I'd like to be tech lead in the near future I should dress more formal. I sat next to the tech lead of the project who was dressed exactly like me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 299 |
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