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programmerhumor | AzureArmageddon | ihbai67 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: "Position: Sticky"
Div: Not being sticky
God I hate CSS<|eor|><|sor|>*Web code is merely a suggestion to the whims of the web gods, splintered among a vast and diverse pantheon, for whom the truth of their tales differ... | 73 |
programmerhumor | LvS | ihbnmsb | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once my code didn't work because these was an error in Chrome. I was incredibly angry until they fixed it...<|eor|><|sor|>I once found a bug where gcc emitted wrong code. That was the day I started calling myself "senior softw... | 55 |
programmerhumor | DelcoScum | ihb8u5r | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes I revisit old code and find so many bugs I'm like, how did you ever work?<|eor|><|sor|>When I go over old code, I can't help but exclaim something like 'what kind of idiot wrote this!?' despite being aware of exactly... | 53 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | ihbado7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once my code didn't work because these was an error in Chrome. I was incredibly angry until they fixed it...<|eor|><|sor|>Once my code didn't work because it also had to work on IE11. I was incredibly angry until management de... | 51 |
programmerhumor | AydonusG | ihb5zqh | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an old professor of mine was fond of saying, Computers arent very smart. They do exactly what you tell them to, and they do it very well. If a computer isnt doing what you want it to, the problem is not the computer, the pr... | 45 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | ihba8wn | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Simple: be mad because the code doesn't do what it intended to do.<|eor|><|sor|>Look code, I *intended* you to be efficient and clean. *You* didn't keep up your end of the bargain!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmerhumor | creed10 | ihbnzu9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once my code didn't work because these was an error in Chrome. I was incredibly angry until they fixed it...<|eor|><|sor|>I once found a bug where gcc emitted wrong code. That was the day I started calling myself "senior softw... | 45 |
programmerhumor | marinicaNamol2 | wz537j | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66,689 |
programmerhumor | JustYourAverageShota | im0lz31 | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Clearly, you need to buy programmer socks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,092 |
programmerhumor | maxlo1 | im0dur3 | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Use Linux and vim to redeem yourself , go forth on this pilgrimage<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 789 |
programmerhumor | marinicaNamol2 | im0fymt | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>only works for basic questions unfortunately<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 617 |
programmerhumor | TheZedrem | im0hnfi | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>only works for basic questions unfortunately<|eoopr|><|sor|>Or you could
**r***e***a***d* *t***h***e* **d***o***c***s*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | Red_Lizzard | im0ktay | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's bloat. Sell everything from your room, after it's completely empty buy old Thinkpad, install Arch on it and code. Other things only distract you.( You can keep your programming socks, if you want)<|eor|><|eols|><|end... | 523 |
programmerhumor | ocelocelot | im0ji16 | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I can only code on a given day if my brain decides that's what it wants to do. It's like rolling a dice and one side says "code" and all the other sides say "lol head is full of fluff". It's very frustrating. :(<|eor|><|eol... | 444 |
programmerhumor | Saint-just04 | im0wf7m | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>only works for basic questions unfortunately<|eoopr|><|sor|>Or you could
**r***e***a***d* *t***h***e* **d***o***c***s*<|eor|><|sor|>What is rahdcs ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | Termi27_ | im154s6 | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Clearly, you need to buy programmer socks.<|eor|><|sor|>And a duck <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | poopyheadthrowaway | im17hdh | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I can only code on a given day if my brain decides that's what it wants to do. It's like rolling a dice and one side says "code" and all the other sides say "lol head is full of fluff". It's very frustrating. :(<|eor|><|sor... | 276 |
programmerhumor | suck_at_cooking | im0ljfd | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot to wear pink highsocks do you? Beginner mistake<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | Jeroeno_Boy | im0n3qz | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Use Linux and vim to redeem yourself , go forth on this pilgrimage<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I use arch btw<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | klapperlogie | im0zb5k | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>did you buy a mechanical keyboard?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | That_Nice | im17gx7 | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Clearly, you need to buy programmer socks.<|eor|><|sor|>And a duck <|eor|><|sor|>Everyone needs a duck. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | _32u | im1n1k8 | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>only works for basic questions unfortunately<|eoopr|><|sor|>Or you could
**r***e***a***d* *t***h***e* **d***o***c***s*<|eor|><|sor|>What is rahdcs ?<|eor|><|sor|>Real question: what is "edteos"?<|e... | 105 |
programmerhumor | Skoparov | im0vzen | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's bloat. Sell everything from your room, after it's completely empty buy old Thinkpad, install Arch on it and code. Other things only distract you.( You can keep your programming socks, if you want)<|eor|><|sor|> I'd k... | 101 |
programmerhumor | BAG42069 | im196qt | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Clearly, you need to buy programmer socks.<|eor|><|sor|>And a duck <|eor|><|sor|>Everyone needs a duck. <|eor|><|sor|>The duck needs a friend, 2 ducks. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | Nap-rays | im0g4kz | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This meme is even better if the heading stops at macbook.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | MultiQoSTech | ujn1tq | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66,435 |
programmerhumor | Creed25 | i7juuom | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>This is more of the sign creator being the Jr. dev and this guy being the computer.
Not being explicit and all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,875 |
programmerhumor | dotslashme | i7jt5dq | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>That's called technically correct<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,856 |
programmerhumor | maboesanman | i7kl4mj | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>This is more of the sign creator being the Jr. dev and this guy being the computer.
Not being explicit and all<|eor|><|sor|>Junior dev doing multi threaded performance optimization
We can handle the... | 852 |
programmerhumor | cartoon_violence | i7knchp | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>This is more of the sign creator being the Jr. dev and this guy being the computer.
Not being explicit and all<|eor|><|sor|>Junior dev doing multi threaded performance optimization
We can handle the... | 532 |
programmerhumor | MooseBoys | i7kgi37 | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like bad documentation to me.<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. New hires and junior developers represent a golden opportunity to identify cargo cult policies, tribal knowledge, and absent or incorrect docum... | 503 |
programmerhumor | Psycho22089 | i7k476m | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>That's called technically correct<|eor|><|sor|>The best kind of correct<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | Z-Ninja | i7kk3m1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like bad documentation to me.<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. New hires and junior developers represent a golden opportunity to identify cargo cult policies, tribal knowledge, and absent or incorrect docum... | 211 |
programmerhumor | Steve_OH | i7k0j2e | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>Documentation unclear, bike left at sign.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | Future-Freedom-4631 | i7k5ggj | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>That's called technically correct<|eor|><|sor|>The best kind of correct<|eor|><|sor|>the correct kind of correct<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | CanAlwaysBeBetter | i7kkt87 | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like bad documentation to me.<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. New hires and junior developers represent a golden opportunity to identify cargo cult policies, tribal knowledge, and absent or incorrect docum... | 168 |
programmerhumor | maboesanman | i7knje4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>This is more of the sign creator being the Jr. dev and this guy being the computer.
Not being explicit and all<|eor|><|sor|>Junior dev doing multi threaded performance optimization
We can handle the... | 144 |
programmerhumor | Retorque | i7k7n07 | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>Senior dev "wrote" docs by screenshotting the UI in dev 6 months after deployment. 2 years later, junior dev tried to make the docs fit production.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | royalhawk345 | i7kzkm8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>When the computer does exactly what you told it to do, but it didnt do what you wanted.<|eor|><|sor|>"The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they d... | 116 |
programmerhumor | Equixels | i7k8zz0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>That's called technically correct<|eor|><|sor|>The best kind of correct<|eor|><|sor|>the correct kind of correct<|eor|><|sor|>Well, that's technically correct<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | cerement | i7kv1h9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>This is more of the sign creator being the Jr. dev and this guy being the computer.
Not being explicit and all<|eor|><|sor|>Well, in my case its my senior leadership writing the documentation and me,... | 109 |
programmerhumor | hispanicpants | i7ksnu4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>This is more of the sign creator being the Jr. dev and this guy being the computer.
Not being explicit and all<|eor|><|sor|>Well, in my case its my senior leadership writing the documentation and me,... | 85 |
programmerhumor | inigmati1 | xrmy32 | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66,254 |
programmerhumor | philophilo | iqfz59n | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did an internship doing Y2K conversion on a COBOL codebase in 99. One app had a last modification date of 79. That 2 years before I was born.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,018 |
programmerhumor | deanrihpee | iqgdt08 | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did an internship doing Y2K conversion on a COBOL codebase in 99. One app had a last modification date of 79. That 2 years before I was born.<|eor|><|sor|>"Hello my new handler, nice to meet you, just you know you can't... | 1,547 |
programmerhumor | RobDickinson | iqfrgd7 | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> `0021072 03 Record-YY PIC 9(4).`
And here is the change...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 651 |
programmerhumor | RelampaguM | iqg6web | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a code legacy of legacy code?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 566 |
programmerhumor | Krohnos | iqgei2a | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did an internship doing Y2K conversion on a COBOL codebase in 99. One app had a last modification date of 79. That 2 years before I was born.<|eor|><|sor|>I worked in aerospace software and on a few occasions modified f... | 541 |
programmerhumor | BackpackFullOfDildos | iqg6o3a | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Same. Ive done maintenance to a program my dad developed back in 04. For some reason, it was very wholesome<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 486 |
programmerhumor | Typical-Ad-6042 | iqgqhrm | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly though? This is exactly how inheritance should work.
She foresaw a problem years down the line and fucking subclassed herself to deal with it.
She meta-programmed life.
Honestly she should be nominated for a No... | 458 |
programmerhumor | Wekmor | iqgnsde | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Same. Ive done maintenance to a program my dad developed back in 04. For some reason, it was very wholesome<|eor|><|sor|>Did you message him from time to time "yo wtf" or "what were you even thinking?"?<|eor|><|eols|><|en... | 391 |
programmerhumor | defalt86 | iqfphy5 | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Haha I legit giggled at this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 350 |
programmerhumor | FirstSineOfMadness | iqh05pa | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did an internship doing Y2K conversion on a COBOL codebase in 99. One app had a last modification date of 79. That 2 years before I was born.<|eor|><|sor|>I worked in aerospace software and on a few occasions modified f... | 334 |
programmerhumor | Pretty_Industry_9630 | iqgm76u | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did an internship doing Y2K conversion on a COBOL codebase in 99. One app had a last modification date of 79. That 2 years before I was born.<|eor|><|sor|>I worked in aerospace software and on a few occasions modified f... | 289 |
programmerhumor | EuroPolice | iqhjso5 | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did an internship doing Y2K conversion on a COBOL codebase in 99. One app had a last modification date of 79. That 2 years before I was born.<|eor|><|sor|>"Hello my new handler, nice to meet you, just you know you can't... | 255 |
programmerhumor | kevin9er | iqggeer | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a code legacy of legacy code?<|eor|><|sor|>In 1000 years well have code legends. And UNIX time will have to be 128 bit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | alexanderpas | iqgqm9g | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did an internship doing Y2K conversion on a COBOL codebase in 99. One app had a last modification date of 79. That 2 years before I was born.<|eor|><|sor|>I worked in aerospace software and on a few occasions modified f... | 215 |
programmerhumor | abrecade | iqgtocp | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Same. Ive done maintenance to a program my dad developed back in 04. For some reason, it was very wholesome<|eor|><|sor|>Did you message him from time to time "yo wtf" or "what were you even thinking?"?<|eor|><|sor|>The b... | 185 |
programmerhumor | robocord | iqgdszc | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> `0021072 03 Record-YY PIC 9(4).`
And here is the change...<|eor|><|sor|>Stahp! Youre giving me terrifying flashbacks to my time working on the assembly line control software at NUMMI<|eor|><|eols|><|end... | 169 |
programmerhumor | ForgetTheRuralJuror | iqggxv0 | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a code legacy of legacy code?<|eor|><|sor|>In 1000 years well have code legends. And UNIX time will have to be 128 bit.<|eor|><|sor|>nah we'll just reset the clock every 70 years<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | archery713 | iqfpxb9 | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And I'm sure she has no idea how it works either<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | normalmighty | 120bj17 | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65,860 |
programmerhumor | brianl047 | jdgsfhw | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Really gross
You draw the design out on a napkin and spend 20 minutes coding; that's how you do it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,888 |
programmerhumor | AuthorTomFrost | jdglfjf | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's just not the same if you can't feel the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,384 |
programmerhumor | Acceptable-Tomato392 | jdgld28 | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT is being set up to cause the next financial bubble. As amazing as it is, it's not an automated coding machine. But the hype is being driven to ridiculous levels.
You can get simple snipets of code. Sometimes ... | 2,160 |
programmerhumor | wad11656 | jdgtyo7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Really gross
You draw the design out on a napkin and spend 20 minutes coding; that's how you do it<|eor|><|sor|>Or show the napkin to your webcam and chat GPT builds it for you. (OpenAI has already demoed this)<|eor|><... | 1,793 |
programmerhumor | zqmbgn | jdh4rc4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm gonna add "hand made, artisan code" to my profile<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,042 |
programmerhumor | normalmighty | jdgp39i | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's the same with people complaining it writes books. You tell it to write a detective novel, then spent hours proofreading and correcting. But if you already have the plot on your brain, you type it straight. Same wit... | 1,017 |
programmerhumor | a21a16 | jdgu4ra | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont want to be that guy, but a real programmer raw doggs vim<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 872 |
programmerhumor | SomethingAlex1 | jdgx0ex | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Really gross
You draw the design out on a napkin and spend 20 minutes coding; that's how you do it<|eor|><|sor|>Or show the napkin to your webcam and chat GPT builds it for you. (OpenAI has already demoed this)<|eor|><... | 860 |
programmerhumor | NullPro | jdh7y9b | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's just not the same if you can't feel the code.<|eor|><|sor|>U writing code in Braille?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 819 |
programmerhumor | normalmighty | jdgqtvc | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is, that not just the normal way to code?<|eor|><|soopr|>That's the joke my dude. The tweet isn't serious.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 736 |
programmerhumor | Alhooness | jdgqijn | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is, that not just the normal way to code?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 664 |
programmerhumor | Sputtrosa | jdgmg2b | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT is being set up to cause the next financial bubble. As amazing as it is, it's not an automated coding machine. But the hype is being driven to ridiculous levels.
You can get simple snipets of code. Sometimes ... | 582 |
programmerhumor | normalmighty | jdgn54l | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT is being set up to cause the next financial bubble. As amazing as it is, it's not an automated coding machine. But the hype is being driven to ridiculous levels.
You can get simple snipets of code. Sometimes ... | 498 |
programmerhumor | sucksathangman | jdh67zb | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Really gross
You draw the design out on a napkin and spend 20 minutes coding; that's how you do it<|eor|><|sor|>Or show the napkin to your webcam and chat GPT builds it for you. (OpenAI has already demoed this)<|eor|><... | 358 |
programmerhumor | BarfingOnYourFace | jdhxhj0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's just not the same if you can't feel the code.<|eor|><|sor|>U writing code in Braille?<|eor|><|sor|>I use the language of the body and interpretive dance to write code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 331 |
programmerhumor | IWAHalot | jdh4wqn | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Really gross
You draw the design out on a napkin and spend 20 minutes coding; that's how you do it<|eor|><|sor|>Or show the napkin to your webcam and chat GPT builds it for you. (OpenAI has already demoed this)<|eor|><... | 296 |
programmerhumor | AshuraBaron | jdhg51k | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm gonna add "hand made, artisan code" to my profile<|eor|><|sor|>All natural code. No additives.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 292 |
programmerhumor | wOlfLisK | jdh8hva | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Really gross
You draw the design out on a napkin and spend 20 minutes coding; that's how you do it<|eor|><|sor|>Or show the napkin to your webcam and chat GPT builds it for you. (OpenAI has already demoed this)<|eor|><... | 281 |
programmerhumor | PaDre1709 | v3a5iv | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 65,791 |
programmerhumor | RetroCookies | iaxbatq | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>That slight delay before the last circle killed me for some reason. I could almost hear dial up noises from the machine thinking up that master class strategy.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 4,534 |
programmerhumor | jspreddy | iax17lh | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>AI finally thinks outside the box.:p<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 1,476 |
programmerhumor | CartAgain | iax6rsp | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>The loss function for losing is greater than the loss function for cheating. AI smart you dumb<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 1,454 |
programmerhumor | ArchdukeBurrito | iaxmlw0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>That slight delay before the last circle killed me for some reason. I could almost hear dial up noises from the machine thinking up that master class strategy.<|eor|><|sor|>"You know what? Fuck you. ... | 1,376 |
programmerhumor | leupboat420smkeit | iaxl05p | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>That slight delay before the last circle killed me for some reason. I could almost hear dial up noises from the machine thinking up that master class strategy.<|eor|><|sor|>That and how it draws the ... | 954 |
programmerhumor | dannomac | iaxd8g8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>"I am altering the rules. Pray I do not alter them any further." - The AI, probably.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 905 |
programmerhumor | WussLightyear | iax6ck6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>AI finally thinks outside the box.:p<|eor|><|sor|>Humans develop AI to aid themselves. AI thinks outside the box and realises "No hoomans = no assistance required. No assistance required = My task is... | 464 |
programmerhumor | Peanlocket | iax5vtv | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>AI would then proceed to gaslight you into thinking this was a perfectly valid move all along.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 387 |
programmerhumor | Lagger625 | iaxv0yc | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>That slight delay before the last circle killed me for some reason. I could almost hear dial up noises from the machine thinking up that master class strategy.<|eor|><|sor|>That and how it draws the ... | 387 |
programmerhumor | TheActualBranchTree | iaxk5lu | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>The loss function for losing is greater than the loss function for cheating. AI smart you dumb<|eor|><|sor|>Loss function for being *caught* cheating should be greater than those two. So AI big dumb.... | 382 |
programmerhumor | PixelmancerGames | iaxtxu2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>That slight delay before the last circle killed me for some reason. I could almost hear dial up noises from the machine thinking up that master class strategy.<|eor|><|sor|>"You know what? Fuck you. ... | 283 |
programmerhumor | UsernameTaken017 | iaxei39 | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>That slight delay before the last circle killed me for some reason. I could almost hear dial up noises from the machine thinking up that master class strategy.<|eor|><|sor|>fuckfuckfuckWAIT<|eor|><|e... | 282 |
programmerhumor | Dark_Ethereal | iaxypnj | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>That slight delay before the last circle killed me for some reason. I could almost hear dial up noises from the machine thinking up that master class strategy.<|eor|><|sor|>That and how it draws the ... | 273 |
programmerhumor | Delicious_Randomly | iax8jrm | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>AI finally thinks outside the box.:p<|eor|><|sor|>Humans develop AI to aid themselves. AI thinks outside the box and realises "No hoomans = no assistance required. No assistance required = My task is... | 245 |
programmerhumor | Blue_Moon_Lake | iaxpra7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>That slight delay before the last circle killed me for some reason. I could almost hear dial up noises from the machine thinking up that master class strategy.<|eor|><|sor|>Inside the AI: "IMA gonna ... | 218 |
programmerhumor | Lakiw | iaxb3b9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>[What is it with AI and cheating in Tic-Tac-Toe?](https://gfycat.com/weeklycriminalatlanticspadefish)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programmerhumor | DJteejay04 | iaxi3f3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>"I am altering the rules. Pray I do not alter them any further." - The AI, probably.<|eor|><|sor|>Darth AI<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | DavidsWorkAccount | iaxu96u | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>That slight delay before the last circle killed me for some reason. I could almost hear dial up noises from the machine thinking up that master class strategy.<|eor|><|sor|>Inside the AI: "IMA gonna ... | 134 |
programmerhumor | Glum-Gap3316 | iaxdocq | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>And this is exactly the kind of AI that will eventually decide that the easiest way to help end human suffering is to just murder us all.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
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