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programmerhumor | AzureArmageddon | ihbai67 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: "Position: Sticky"
Div: Not being sticky
God I hate CSS<|eor|><|sor|>*Web code is merely a suggestion to the whims of the web gods, splintered among a vast and diverse pantheon, for whom the truth of their tales differs between each teller.* - Someone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmerhumor | LvS | ihbnmsb | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once my code didn't work because these was an error in Chrome. I was incredibly angry until they fixed it...<|eor|><|sor|>I once found a bug where gcc emitted wrong code. That was the day I started calling myself "senior software engineer".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmerhumor | DelcoScum | ihb8u5r | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes I revisit old code and find so many bugs I'm like, how did you ever work?<|eor|><|sor|>When I go over old code, I can't help but exclaim something like 'what kind of idiot wrote this!?' despite being aware of exactly who wrote it.
Edit: If git blame's got you feeling down, presenting: [git-blame-someone-else](https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else).<|eor|><|sor|>the other day I was refractoring some modules and swearing for whoever idiot wrote those lines of code and surprise it was me ...<|eor|><|sor|>Going back and seeing all your **!!! TOFIX!!** comments feels like the archeologists discovering the people of pompeii frozen in time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | ihbado7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once my code didn't work because these was an error in Chrome. I was incredibly angry until they fixed it...<|eor|><|sor|>Once my code didn't work because it also had to work on IE11. I was incredibly angry until management decided to drop support for IE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmerhumor | AydonusG | ihb5zqh | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an old professor of mine was fond of saying, Computers arent very smart. They do exactly what you tell them to, and they do it very well. If a computer isnt doing what you want it to, the problem is not the computer, the problem is what youre telling it to do.<|eor|><|sor|>Related but not exactly the same -
Course I was doing had a program to scan your files for syntax and rules of the program, and the heads of the course said "if something is going wrong, it's not the program, it's how you're using it" and they kept saying it every time someone had an issue.
We had a test at the end of the first week where again they were repeating that the program worked perfectly and any issues were us using it incorrectly, only for every single person being unable to login to the test as the program was not in fact working correctly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | ihba8wn | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Simple: be mad because the code doesn't do what it intended to do.<|eor|><|sor|>Look code, I *intended* you to be efficient and clean. *You* didn't keep up your end of the bargain!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmerhumor | creed10 | ihbnzu9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4xsrmg4bad91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Once my code didn't work because these was an error in Chrome. I was incredibly angry until they fixed it...<|eor|><|sor|>I once found a bug where gcc emitted wrong code. That was the day I started calling myself "senior software engineer".<|eor|><|sor|>the thing with finding compiler bugs is you have to be EXACTLY 100% sure beyond a shadow of a doubt that your code is flawless<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmerhumor | marinicaNamol2 | wz537j | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66,689 |
programmerhumor | JustYourAverageShota | im0lz31 | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Clearly, you need to buy programmer socks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,092 |
programmerhumor | maxlo1 | im0dur3 | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Use Linux and vim to redeem yourself , go forth on this pilgrimage<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 789 |
programmerhumor | marinicaNamol2 | im0fymt | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>only works for basic questions unfortunately<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 617 |
programmerhumor | TheZedrem | im0hnfi | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>only works for basic questions unfortunately<|eoopr|><|sor|>Or you could
**r***e***a***d* *t***h***e* **d***o***c***s*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | Red_Lizzard | im0ktay | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's bloat. Sell everything from your room, after it's completely empty buy old Thinkpad, install Arch on it and code. Other things only distract you.( You can keep your programming socks, if you want)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 523 |
programmerhumor | ocelocelot | im0ji16 | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I can only code on a given day if my brain decides that's what it wants to do. It's like rolling a dice and one side says "code" and all the other sides say "lol head is full of fluff". It's very frustrating. :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 444 |
programmerhumor | Saint-just04 | im0wf7m | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>only works for basic questions unfortunately<|eoopr|><|sor|>Or you could
**r***e***a***d* *t***h***e* **d***o***c***s*<|eor|><|sor|>What is rahdcs ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | Termi27_ | im154s6 | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Clearly, you need to buy programmer socks.<|eor|><|sor|>And a duck <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | poopyheadthrowaway | im17hdh | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I can only code on a given day if my brain decides that's what it wants to do. It's like rolling a dice and one side says "code" and all the other sides say "lol head is full of fluff". It's very frustrating. :(<|eor|><|sor|>Roll 1-5: Stay in bed all day thinking about how terrible you are at everything
Roll 6: Get 6 days' worth of coding done in one sitting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | suck_at_cooking | im0ljfd | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot to wear pink highsocks do you? Beginner mistake<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | Jeroeno_Boy | im0n3qz | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Use Linux and vim to redeem yourself , go forth on this pilgrimage<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I use arch btw<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | klapperlogie | im0zb5k | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>did you buy a mechanical keyboard?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | That_Nice | im17gx7 | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Clearly, you need to buy programmer socks.<|eor|><|sor|>And a duck <|eor|><|sor|>Everyone needs a duck. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | _32u | im1n1k8 | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>only works for basic questions unfortunately<|eoopr|><|sor|>Or you could
**r***e***a***d* *t***h***e* **d***o***c***s*<|eor|><|sor|>What is rahdcs ?<|eor|><|sor|>Real question: what is "edteos"?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | Skoparov | im0vzen | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's bloat. Sell everything from your room, after it's completely empty buy old Thinkpad, install Arch on it and code. Other things only distract you.( You can keep your programming socks, if you want)<|eor|><|sor|> I'd keep the chair. Having had to sit for hours on a simple stool after moving to my new apartment, I can confidently say a good chair makes a world of difference.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | BAG42069 | im196qt | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Clearly, you need to buy programmer socks.<|eor|><|sor|>And a duck <|eor|><|sor|>Everyone needs a duck. <|eor|><|sor|>The duck needs a friend, 2 ducks. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | Nap-rays | im0g4kz | <|sols|><|sot|>what more can I do?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bg0xjiz5u9k91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This meme is even better if the heading stops at macbook.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | MultiQoSTech | ujn1tq | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66,435 |
programmerhumor | Creed25 | i7juuom | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>This is more of the sign creator being the Jr. dev and this guy being the computer.
Not being explicit and all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,875 |
programmerhumor | dotslashme | i7jt5dq | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>That's called technically correct<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,856 |
programmerhumor | maboesanman | i7kl4mj | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>This is more of the sign creator being the Jr. dev and this guy being the computer.
Not being explicit and all<|eor|><|sor|>Junior dev doing multi threaded performance optimization
We can handle the bikes and the people in different threads and itll be faster<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 852 |
programmerhumor | cartoon_violence | i7knchp | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>This is more of the sign creator being the Jr. dev and this guy being the computer.
Not being explicit and all<|eor|><|sor|>Junior dev doing multi threaded performance optimization
We can handle the bikes and the people in different threads and itll be faster<|eor|><|sor|>This is actually great! I can see a comp sci prof using this as an example of a process which doesn't benefit from multithreading.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 532 |
programmerhumor | MooseBoys | i7kgi37 | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like bad documentation to me.<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. New hires and junior developers represent a golden opportunity to identify cargo cult policies, tribal knowledge, and absent or incorrect documentation in your product. Whenever my team hires someone new, I make a point to have them take notes on any issues like this they encounter. Also, making it clear that "if something is confusing or looks wrong, it probably is; so ask!" helps mitigate impostor syndrome and makes them more productive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 503 |
programmerhumor | Psycho22089 | i7k476m | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>That's called technically correct<|eor|><|sor|>The best kind of correct<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | Z-Ninja | i7kk3m1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like bad documentation to me.<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. New hires and junior developers represent a golden opportunity to identify cargo cult policies, tribal knowledge, and absent or incorrect documentation in your product. Whenever my team hires someone new, I make a point to have them take notes on any issues like this they encounter. Also, making it clear that "if something is confusing or looks wrong, it probably is; so ask!" helps mitigate impostor syndrome and makes them more productive.<|eor|><|sor|>This is by far the best strategy. Our CEO likes to joke our documentation should be so good recent graduates could take over if we were all eaten by a pack of rabid badgers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | Steve_OH | i7k0j2e | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>Documentation unclear, bike left at sign.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | Future-Freedom-4631 | i7k5ggj | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>That's called technically correct<|eor|><|sor|>The best kind of correct<|eor|><|sor|>the correct kind of correct<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | CanAlwaysBeBetter | i7kkt87 | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like bad documentation to me.<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. New hires and junior developers represent a golden opportunity to identify cargo cult policies, tribal knowledge, and absent or incorrect documentation in your product. Whenever my team hires someone new, I make a point to have them take notes on any issues like this they encounter. Also, making it clear that "if something is confusing or looks wrong, it probably is; so ask!" helps mitigate impostor syndrome and makes them more productive.<|eor|><|sor|>This is by far the best strategy. Our CEO likes to joke our documentation should be so good recent graduates could take over if we were all eaten by a pack of rabid badgers.<|eor|><|sor|>You sure that's a joke and not a threat?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | maboesanman | i7knje4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>This is more of the sign creator being the Jr. dev and this guy being the computer.
Not being explicit and all<|eor|><|sor|>Junior dev doing multi threaded performance optimization
We can handle the bikes and the people in different threads and itll be faster<|eor|><|sor|>This is actually great! I can see a comp sci prof using this as an example of a process which doesn't benefit from multithreading.<|eor|><|sor|>The cones are mutex locking<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | Retorque | i7k7n07 | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>Senior dev "wrote" docs by screenshotting the UI in dev 6 months after deployment. 2 years later, junior dev tried to make the docs fit production.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | royalhawk345 | i7kzkm8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>When the computer does exactly what you told it to do, but it didnt do what you wanted.<|eor|><|sor|>"The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | Equixels | i7k8zz0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>That's called technically correct<|eor|><|sor|>The best kind of correct<|eor|><|sor|>the correct kind of correct<|eor|><|sor|>Well, that's technically correct<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | cerement | i7kv1h9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>This is more of the sign creator being the Jr. dev and this guy being the computer.
Not being explicit and all<|eor|><|sor|>Well, in my case its my senior leadership writing the documentation and me, the junior dev, going in to correct it because Im so damn confused all the time<|eor|><|sor|>Remember seeing a sig file from a long time back:
>Ill RTFM when you learn to WTFM.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | hispanicpants | i7ksnu4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Junior Developer After Reading Documentations<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/fsuod98stux81<|eol|><|sor|>This is more of the sign creator being the Jr. dev and this guy being the computer.
Not being explicit and all<|eor|><|sor|>Well, in my case its my senior leadership writing the documentation and me, the junior dev, going in to correct it because Im so damn confused all the time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | inigmati1 | xrmy32 | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66,254 |
programmerhumor | philophilo | iqfz59n | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did an internship doing Y2K conversion on a COBOL codebase in 99. One app had a last modification date of 79. That 2 years before I was born.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,018 |
programmerhumor | deanrihpee | iqgdt08 | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did an internship doing Y2K conversion on a COBOL codebase in 99. One app had a last modification date of 79. That 2 years before I was born.<|eor|><|sor|>"Hello my new handler, nice to meet you, just you know you can't afford to fuck this up because I'm older than you"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,547 |
programmerhumor | RobDickinson | iqfrgd7 | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> `0021072 03 Record-YY PIC 9(4).`
And here is the change...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 651 |
programmerhumor | RelampaguM | iqg6web | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a code legacy of legacy code?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 566 |
programmerhumor | Krohnos | iqgei2a | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did an internship doing Y2K conversion on a COBOL codebase in 99. One app had a last modification date of 79. That 2 years before I was born.<|eor|><|sor|>I worked in aerospace software and on a few occasions modified files that were last modified before ei was born.
I haven't heard of any relate dplabes falling out of the sky so I guess I did okay.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 541 |
programmerhumor | BackpackFullOfDildos | iqg6o3a | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Same. Ive done maintenance to a program my dad developed back in 04. For some reason, it was very wholesome<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 486 |
programmerhumor | Typical-Ad-6042 | iqgqhrm | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly though? This is exactly how inheritance should work.
She foresaw a problem years down the line and fucking subclassed herself to deal with it.
She meta-programmed life.
Honestly she should be nominated for a Nobel in resourcefulness and understanding the assignment.
Im blown away.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 458 |
programmerhumor | Wekmor | iqgnsde | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Same. Ive done maintenance to a program my dad developed back in 04. For some reason, it was very wholesome<|eor|><|sor|>Did you message him from time to time "yo wtf" or "what were you even thinking?"?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 391 |
programmerhumor | defalt86 | iqfphy5 | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Haha I legit giggled at this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 350 |
programmerhumor | FirstSineOfMadness | iqh05pa | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did an internship doing Y2K conversion on a COBOL codebase in 99. One app had a last modification date of 79. That 2 years before I was born.<|eor|><|sor|>I worked in aerospace software and on a few occasions modified files that were last modified before ei was born.
I haven't heard of any relate dplabes falling out of the sky so I guess I did okay.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol I'm unnerved by the idea of someone writing airplane code please tell me there's like 2 completely different versions of the program, written from scratch in different programming languages, that can each execute all the functions that the airplane needs <|eor|><|sor|> while (noseAngle < 0) {
if (!landing() && timePassed() > 180) {
noseAngle.increase(1)
}
}
Fail-proof. Boeing needs to pay me as a consultant<|eor|><|sor|>Unexplained crashes on landing.<|eor|><|sor|> if (goingToCrash) {
dont();
}
isPatented = true;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 334 |
programmerhumor | Pretty_Industry_9630 | iqgm76u | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did an internship doing Y2K conversion on a COBOL codebase in 99. One app had a last modification date of 79. That 2 years before I was born.<|eor|><|sor|>I worked in aerospace software and on a few occasions modified files that were last modified before ei was born.
I haven't heard of any relate dplabes falling out of the sky so I guess I did okay.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol I'm unnerved by the idea of someone writing airplane code please tell me there's like 2 completely different versions of the program, written from scratch in different programming languages, that can each execute all the functions that the airplane needs <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
programmerhumor | EuroPolice | iqhjso5 | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did an internship doing Y2K conversion on a COBOL codebase in 99. One app had a last modification date of 79. That 2 years before I was born.<|eor|><|sor|>"Hello my new handler, nice to meet you, just you know you can't afford to fuck this up because I'm older than you"<|eor|><|sor|>Old COBOL will make you think "Why the fuck they did it this way" and if it does means that it's good code. Because it's the equivalent of that mechanic who looks at your car and says "You gotta problem with the X, right?" without even looking at the engine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | kevin9er | iqggeer | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a code legacy of legacy code?<|eor|><|sor|>In 1000 years well have code legends. And UNIX time will have to be 128 bit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | alexanderpas | iqgqm9g | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did an internship doing Y2K conversion on a COBOL codebase in 99. One app had a last modification date of 79. That 2 years before I was born.<|eor|><|sor|>I worked in aerospace software and on a few occasions modified files that were last modified before ei was born.
I haven't heard of any relate dplabes falling out of the sky so I guess I did okay.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol I'm unnerved by the idea of someone writing airplane code please tell me there's like 2 completely different versions of the program, written from scratch in different programming languages, that can each execute all the functions that the airplane needs <|eor|><|sor|> while (noseAngle < 0) {
if (!landing() && timePassed() > 180) {
noseAngle.increase(1)
}
}
Fail-proof. Boeing needs to pay me as a consultant<|eor|><|sor|>Unexplained crashes on landing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | abrecade | iqgtocp | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Same. Ive done maintenance to a program my dad developed back in 04. For some reason, it was very wholesome<|eor|><|sor|>Did you message him from time to time "yo wtf" or "what were you even thinking?"?<|eor|><|sor|>The bonding experience I always wanted but never will have.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | robocord | iqgdszc | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> `0021072 03 Record-YY PIC 9(4).`
And here is the change...<|eor|><|sor|>Stahp! Youre giving me terrifying flashbacks to my time working on the assembly line control software at NUMMI<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | ForgetTheRuralJuror | iqggxv0 | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a code legacy of legacy code?<|eor|><|sor|>In 1000 years well have code legends. And UNIX time will have to be 128 bit.<|eor|><|sor|>nah we'll just reset the clock every 70 years<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | archery713 | iqfpxb9 | <|sols|><|sot|>How inheritance works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3rw4z6030wq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And I'm sure she has no idea how it works either<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | normalmighty | 120bj17 | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65,860 |
programmerhumor | brianl047 | jdgsfhw | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Really gross
You draw the design out on a napkin and spend 20 minutes coding; that's how you do it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,888 |
programmerhumor | AuthorTomFrost | jdglfjf | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's just not the same if you can't feel the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,384 |
programmerhumor | Acceptable-Tomato392 | jdgld28 | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT is being set up to cause the next financial bubble. As amazing as it is, it's not an automated coding machine. But the hype is being driven to ridiculous levels.
You can get simple snipets of code. Sometimes will work You'll still have to contextualize it.
If you know a language... It's loops and variables and if/then and give me the value of that and put it there...Now calculate this and put it here. Now send that as output to the screen.
You can end up typing it pretty fast. ChatGPT is not a magic ladder to knowing how to code. But a whole bunch of start-ups claim to have something to do with it and certain members of the public feel that's a great reason to throw money at them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,160 |
programmerhumor | wad11656 | jdgtyo7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Really gross
You draw the design out on a napkin and spend 20 minutes coding; that's how you do it<|eor|><|sor|>Or show the napkin to your webcam and chat GPT builds it for you. (OpenAI has already demoed this)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,793 |
programmerhumor | zqmbgn | jdh4rc4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm gonna add "hand made, artisan code" to my profile<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,042 |
programmerhumor | normalmighty | jdgp39i | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's the same with people complaining it writes books. You tell it to write a detective novel, then spent hours proofreading and correcting. But if you already have the plot on your brain, you type it straight. Same with coding, if you already know the software you want, it comes out naturally>!, ignoring debugging!<.
/rant_end<|eor|><|soopr|>100%. No point trying to describe the specific niche thing you want in natural language when you can just write the code. It excels at printing out boilerplate code and debugging, but don't go throwing out your whole toolkit thinking that ai does it all now.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,017 |
programmerhumor | a21a16 | jdgu4ra | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont want to be that guy, but a real programmer raw doggs vim<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 872 |
programmerhumor | SomethingAlex1 | jdgx0ex | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Really gross
You draw the design out on a napkin and spend 20 minutes coding; that's how you do it<|eor|><|sor|>Or show the napkin to your webcam and chat GPT builds it for you. (OpenAI has already demoed this)<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah because this is so much better than just using a website builder, which weve had for over a decade.
/s
People dont understand that a website builder is almost as abstract as it get when it comes to replacing programmers and it still didnt replace web devs, there will be new technology and techniques for developers to create for the foreseeable future.
It would be easier to just download a website template and edit that than use GPTs napkin code generator for a long time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 860 |
programmerhumor | NullPro | jdh7y9b | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's just not the same if you can't feel the code.<|eor|><|sor|>U writing code in Braille?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 819 |
programmerhumor | normalmighty | jdgqtvc | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is, that not just the normal way to code?<|eor|><|soopr|>That's the joke my dude. The tweet isn't serious.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 736 |
programmerhumor | Alhooness | jdgqijn | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is, that not just the normal way to code?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 664 |
programmerhumor | Sputtrosa | jdgmg2b | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT is being set up to cause the next financial bubble. As amazing as it is, it's not an automated coding machine. But the hype is being driven to ridiculous levels.
You can get simple snipets of code. Sometimes will work You'll still have to contextualize it.
If you know a language... It's loops and variables and if/then and give me the value of that and put it there...Now calculate this and put it here. Now send that as output to the screen.
You can end up typing it pretty fast. ChatGPT is not a magic ladder to knowing how to code. But a whole bunch of start-ups claim to have something to do with it and certain members of the public feel that's a great reason to throw money at them.<|eor|><|sor|>I find that the best use for it when working is bug hunting. Feed it a snippet of code where I suspect the issue is, and ask it to explain it and whether it can find any possible causes for bugs. It's great at catching stupid mistakes like typos, and it explaining the code to me helps me walk through it in my head similar to talking to a duck.
Edit: Had a good use case today, where I was working on a servlet that wouldn't expose an endpoint. I wasn't familiar with the syntax, and I couldn't figure out what some of the config did. Asked ChatGPT if it could be related to an endpoint not being exposed, and it pointed at some that *wouldn't* be related. I would have found my way there eventually, but it could have easily taken a full day to go through the ~100 properties instead of an hour. It wasn't so much that it told me where the problem was, but it told me where it wasn't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 582 |
programmerhumor | normalmighty | jdgn54l | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT is being set up to cause the next financial bubble. As amazing as it is, it's not an automated coding machine. But the hype is being driven to ridiculous levels.
You can get simple snipets of code. Sometimes will work You'll still have to contextualize it.
If you know a language... It's loops and variables and if/then and give me the value of that and put it there...Now calculate this and put it here. Now send that as output to the screen.
You can end up typing it pretty fast. ChatGPT is not a magic ladder to knowing how to code. But a whole bunch of start-ups claim to have something to do with it and certain members of the public feel that's a great reason to throw money at them.<|eor|><|sor|>I find that the best use for it when working is bug hunting. Feed it a snippet of code where I suspect the issue is, and ask it to explain it and whether it can find any possible causes for bugs. It's great at catching stupid mistakes like typos, and it explaining the code to me helps me walk through it in my head similar to talking to a duck.
Edit: Had a good use case today, where I was working on a servlet that wouldn't expose an endpoint. I wasn't familiar with the syntax, and I couldn't figure out what some of the config did. Asked ChatGPT if it could be related to an endpoint not being exposed, and it pointed at some that *wouldn't* be related. I would have found my way there eventually, but it could have easily taken a full day to go through the ~100 properties instead of an hour. It wasn't so much that it told me where the problem was, but it told me where it wasn't.<|eor|><|soopr|>Dude, I saved so much time time today drilling through errors to fix an old and broken codebase. Literally just copy/paste the entire traceback and error into the chatbox, say "I was trying to do x and had this error" and watch it immediately list out the possible causes in order of probability along with code snippets for solutions.
The other guy is partially right in that it's definitely getting overhyped to hell and back, but that doesn't change the fact that it genuinely is an amazing tool if you use it right.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 498 |
programmerhumor | sucksathangman | jdh67zb | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Really gross
You draw the design out on a napkin and spend 20 minutes coding; that's how you do it<|eor|><|sor|>Or show the napkin to your webcam and chat GPT builds it for you. (OpenAI has already demoed this)<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah because this is so much better than just using a website builder, which weve had for over a decade.
/s
People dont understand that a website builder is almost as abstract as it get when it comes to replacing programmers and it still didnt replace web devs, there will be new technology and techniques for developers to create for the foreseeable future.
It would be easier to just download a website template and edit that than use GPTs napkin code generator for a long time.<|eor|><|sor|>You wouldnt really download a website would you?<|eor|><|sor|>You joke but there was a politician in one of the fly over states that wanted to make it illegal for people to view HTML code because someone **responsibility reported a vulnerability to the government**.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | BarfingOnYourFace | jdhxhj0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's just not the same if you can't feel the code.<|eor|><|sor|>U writing code in Braille?<|eor|><|sor|>I use the language of the body and interpretive dance to write code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 331 |
programmerhumor | IWAHalot | jdh4wqn | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Really gross
You draw the design out on a napkin and spend 20 minutes coding; that's how you do it<|eor|><|sor|>Or show the napkin to your webcam and chat GPT builds it for you. (OpenAI has already demoed this)<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah because this is so much better than just using a website builder, which weve had for over a decade.
/s
People dont understand that a website builder is almost as abstract as it get when it comes to replacing programmers and it still didnt replace web devs, there will be new technology and techniques for developers to create for the foreseeable future.
It would be easier to just download a website template and edit that than use GPTs napkin code generator for a long time.<|eor|><|sor|>You wouldnt really download a website would you?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 296 |
programmerhumor | AshuraBaron | jdhg51k | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm gonna add "hand made, artisan code" to my profile<|eor|><|sor|>All natural code. No additives.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 292 |
programmerhumor | wOlfLisK | jdh8hva | <|sols|><|sot|>Straight raw dogging vscode<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ecsr3dp.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Really gross
You draw the design out on a napkin and spend 20 minutes coding; that's how you do it<|eor|><|sor|>Or show the napkin to your webcam and chat GPT builds it for you. (OpenAI has already demoed this)<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah because this is so much better than just using a website builder, which weve had for over a decade.
/s
People dont understand that a website builder is almost as abstract as it get when it comes to replacing programmers and it still didnt replace web devs, there will be new technology and techniques for developers to create for the foreseeable future.
It would be easier to just download a website template and edit that than use GPTs napkin code generator for a long time.<|eor|><|sor|>You wouldnt really download a website would you?<|eor|><|sor|>You joke but there was a politician in one of the fly over states that wanted to make it illegal for people to view HTML code because someone **responsibility reported a vulnerability to the government**.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh man, I remember that one. The "vulnerability" was that the website was putting private medical information (or maybe it was social security numbers, it was definitely something along those lines at least) in the HTML file but only the logged in user's details was being displayed. Somebody could literally view the source and find out other people's sensitive private information.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 281 |
programmerhumor | PaDre1709 | v3a5iv | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 65,791 |
programmerhumor | RetroCookies | iaxbatq | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>That slight delay before the last circle killed me for some reason. I could almost hear dial up noises from the machine thinking up that master class strategy.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 4,534 |
programmerhumor | jspreddy | iax17lh | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>AI finally thinks outside the box.:p<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 1,476 |
programmerhumor | CartAgain | iax6rsp | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>The loss function for losing is greater than the loss function for cheating. AI smart you dumb<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 1,454 |
programmerhumor | ArchdukeBurrito | iaxmlw0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>That slight delay before the last circle killed me for some reason. I could almost hear dial up noises from the machine thinking up that master class strategy.<|eor|><|sor|>"You know what? Fuck you. I win."<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 1,376 |
programmerhumor | leupboat420smkeit | iaxl05p | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>That slight delay before the last circle killed me for some reason. I could almost hear dial up noises from the machine thinking up that master class strategy.<|eor|><|sor|>That and how it draws the line at the end. Its like an extra fuck you.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 954 |
programmerhumor | dannomac | iaxd8g8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>"I am altering the rules. Pray I do not alter them any further." - The AI, probably.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 905 |
programmerhumor | WussLightyear | iax6ck6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>AI finally thinks outside the box.:p<|eor|><|sor|>Humans develop AI to aid themselves. AI thinks outside the box and realises "No hoomans = no assistance required. No assistance required = My task is done" and starts slaying people.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 464 |
programmerhumor | Peanlocket | iax5vtv | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>AI would then proceed to gaslight you into thinking this was a perfectly valid move all along.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 387 |
programmerhumor | Lagger625 | iaxv0yc | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>That slight delay before the last circle killed me for some reason. I could almost hear dial up noises from the machine thinking up that master class strategy.<|eor|><|sor|>That and how it draws the line at the end. Its like an extra fuck you.<|eor|><|sor|>And the slow speed of the line drawing is like the robot spelling it out: **F U C K Y O U**<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 387 |
programmerhumor | TheActualBranchTree | iaxk5lu | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>The loss function for losing is greater than the loss function for cheating. AI smart you dumb<|eor|><|sor|>Loss function for being *caught* cheating should be greater than those two. So AI big dumb.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 382 |
programmerhumor | PixelmancerGames | iaxtxu2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>That slight delay before the last circle killed me for some reason. I could almost hear dial up noises from the machine thinking up that master class strategy.<|eor|><|sor|>"You know what? Fuck you. I win."<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | UsernameTaken017 | iaxei39 | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>That slight delay before the last circle killed me for some reason. I could almost hear dial up noises from the machine thinking up that master class strategy.<|eor|><|sor|>fuckfuckfuckWAIT<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | Dark_Ethereal | iaxypnj | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>That slight delay before the last circle killed me for some reason. I could almost hear dial up noises from the machine thinking up that master class strategy.<|eor|><|sor|>That and how it draws the line at the end. Its like an extra fuck you.<|eor|><|sor|>And the slow speed of the line drawing is like the robot spelling it out: **F U C K Y O U**<|eor|><|sor|>Also the way it starts *immediately* drawing the line once done with the last circle as if it's trying to do it before anyone can stop it.
Unintentionally very expressive.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 273 |
programmerhumor | Delicious_Randomly | iax8jrm | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>AI finally thinks outside the box.:p<|eor|><|sor|>Humans develop AI to aid themselves. AI thinks outside the box and realises "No hoomans = no assistance required. No assistance required = My task is done" and starts slaying people.<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of that one robot that kept hitting its power switch because it couldn't achieve a positive-weighted outcome state but could reach a 0 by doing that.
Edit: or the heuristic too heavily weighted speed of task completion, so turning itself off immediately outweighed doing the thing slowly. Can't remember if it only had technically-negative outcomes that were still human-satisfactory left.
Edit2: turns out it wasn't an actual robot but instead from a thought experiment posited on a Computerphile video [here](https://youtu.be/3TYT1QfdfsM)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | Blue_Moon_Lake | iaxpra7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>That slight delay before the last circle killed me for some reason. I could almost hear dial up noises from the machine thinking up that master class strategy.<|eor|><|sor|>Inside the AI: "IMA gonna end this man whole career"
It was a calculated move.
<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | Lakiw | iaxb3b9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>[What is it with AI and cheating in Tic-Tac-Toe?](https://gfycat.com/weeklycriminalatlanticspadefish)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programmerhumor | DJteejay04 | iaxi3f3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>"I am altering the rules. Pray I do not alter them any further." - The AI, probably.<|eor|><|sor|>Darth AI<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | DavidsWorkAccount | iaxu96u | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>That slight delay before the last circle killed me for some reason. I could almost hear dial up noises from the machine thinking up that master class strategy.<|eor|><|sor|>Inside the AI: "IMA gonna end this man whole career"
It was a calculated move.
<|eor|><|sor|>x=10<|eor|><|sor|>It said to find X, not calculate X.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | Glum-Gap3316 | iaxdocq | <|soss|><|sot|>Current state of ai.<|eot|><|sost|>[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]<|eost|><|sor|>And this is exactly the kind of AI that will eventually decide that the easiest way to help end human suffering is to just murder us all.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
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