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programmerhumor | NicNoletree | icpag1q | <|sols|><|sot|>Yep, This is me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p2wsv4ssa6691.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bald guy knows where all the money actually went<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 262 |
programmerhumor | President_Xi_ | uqwia1 | <|sols|><|sot|>True story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pl1b5kfuz81.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64,993 |
programmerhumor | DirectControlAssumed | i8tvn1x | <|sols|><|sot|>True story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pl1b5kfuz81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My first job in the industry was working as a database developer. First week I deleted \~50k records from a prod database. Walked up to the senior dev and didn't even have to say a word. His first question, "how many rows?". Still m... | 5,058 |
programmerhumor | Metasenodvor | i8tixuc | <|sols|><|sot|>True story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pl1b5kfuz81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>heh happened to me as well, on the 3rd day of work.
people were chill and everyone was laughing, fun times<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,455 |
programmerhumor | Gankus_Aurelius | i8tzfpw | <|sols|><|sot|>True story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pl1b5kfuz81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My first job in the industry was working as a database developer. First week I deleted \~50k records from a prod database. Walked up to the senior dev and didn't even have to say a word. His first question, "how many rows?". Still m... | 2,095 |
programmerhumor | psdao1102 | i8u0cyo | <|sols|><|sot|>True story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pl1b5kfuz81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was an intern for the IT systems of a k-12 school district. Our job was to clean all the computers and reinstall a fresh installation of windows. One set of computers in a mini lab, had its ethernet disconnected. When i was done c... | 1,408 |
programmerhumor | kry_some_more | i8u2yt2 | <|sols|><|sot|>True story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pl1b5kfuz81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My first job in the industry was working as a database developer. First week I deleted \~50k records from a prod database. Walked up to the senior dev and didn't even have to say a word. His first question, "how many rows?". Still m... | 1,130 |
programmerhumor | Frutol | i8tueoi | <|sols|><|sot|>True story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pl1b5kfuz81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Seniors don't use GUI, they didn't even notice<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,039 |
programmerhumor | 1up_1500 | i8twhqs | <|sols|><|sot|>True story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pl1b5kfuz81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>heh happened to me as well, on the 3rd day of work.
people were chill and everyone was laughing, fun times<|eor|><|sor|>it's not like it's a big deal after all, you don't even have to reinstall the system after to fix that mistake<... | 966 |
programmerhumor | Cheliax | i8u0v68 | <|sols|><|sot|>True story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pl1b5kfuz81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I deleted my user on the very first day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 817 |
programmerhumor | 30p87 | i8u3yea | <|sols|><|sot|>True story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pl1b5kfuz81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My first job in the industry was working as a database developer. First week I deleted \~50k records from a prod database. Walked up to the senior dev and didn't even have to say a word. His first question, "how many rows?". Still m... | 577 |
programmerhumor | CC-5576-03 | i8tvn6k | <|sols|><|sot|>True story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pl1b5kfuz81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You have transcended to the realm of the immortal cli warriors<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 555 |
programmerhumor | serialcatkiller_eatr | i8tiykr | <|sols|><|sot|>True story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pl1b5kfuz81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Still better than delete grub imo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 542 |
programmerhumor | Cheliax | i8uev4o | <|sols|><|sot|>True story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pl1b5kfuz81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I deleted my user on the very first day<|eor|><|sor|>Bro how do u even come to a command that does this on the 1st day<|eor|><|sor|>Long story short: the laptop booted in a weird mode where it didn't recognize the existing user and ... | 528 |
programmerhumor | ell0bo | i8u8fog | <|sols|><|sot|>True story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pl1b5kfuz81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My first job in the industry was working as a database developer. First week I deleted \~50k records from a prod database. Walked up to the senior dev and didn't even have to say a word. His first question, "how many rows?". Still m... | 526 |
programmerhumor | zebediah49 | i8ugx4r | <|sols|><|sot|>True story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pl1b5kfuz81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was an intern for the IT systems of a k-12 school district. Our job was to clean all the computers and reinstall a fresh installation of windows. One set of computers in a mini lab, had its ethernet disconnected. When i was done c... | 442 |
programmerhumor | AciD1BuRN | i8u9xnp | <|sols|><|sot|>True story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s0pl1b5kfuz81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I deleted my user on the very first day<|eor|><|sor|>Bro how do u even come to a command that does this on the 1st day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 418 |
programmerhumor | bot_hunter101 | ecamdi | <|sols|><|sot|>I am the IT department<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kflfysh17d541.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64,731 |
programmerhumor | simpleyes | fba4ebf | <|sols|><|sot|>I am the IT department<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kflfysh17d541.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol full stack? This is a recruiters description of Jr. Dev.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,336 |
programmerhumor | nocturnalspider | fba6epi | <|sols|><|sot|>I am the IT department<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kflfysh17d541.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol full stack? This is a recruiters description of Jr. Dev.<|eor|><|sor|>Did you mean intern?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,088 |
programmerhumor | Lubjan | fba4qi0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am the IT department<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kflfysh17d541.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forget the programming language that came out yesterday, that they want you to have 5+ years of experience with<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,211 |
programmerhumor | akashneo | fbacc1w | <|sols|><|sot|>I am the IT department<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kflfysh17d541.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Job: create spreadsheet, do data entries
Interview question: write knn, logistic algo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,671 |
programmerhumor | Salmuth | fba6pc9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am the IT department<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kflfysh17d541.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol full stack? This is a recruiters description of Jr. Dev.<|eor|><|sor|>Did you mean intern?<|eor|><|sor|>"Wanna be paid in bretzels? Nice, after a little time in here you'll get some!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,201 |
programmerhumor | _PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ | fba8vlj | <|sols|><|sot|>I am the IT department<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kflfysh17d541.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The IT department doesn't do any of that. They run cable, install hardware, perform arcane networking incantations, administer the domain controller and field endless support questions about email and fileshares.<|eor|><... | 1,164 |
programmerhumor | ProfCupcake | fbaaxcj | <|sols|><|sot|>I am the IT department<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kflfysh17d541.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forget the programming language that came out yesterday, that they want you to have 5+ years of experience with<|eor|><|sor|>Listen, if you're not willing to train in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, you're just not a ... | 1,009 |
programmerhumor | RyanJGannon | fba4lhk | <|sols|><|sot|>I am the IT department<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kflfysh17d541.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It also looks like they expect you to be a time traveller.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 982 |
programmerhumor | daniel_ricciardo | fbahqay | <|sols|><|sot|>I am the IT department<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kflfysh17d541.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Job: create spreadsheet, do data entries
Interview question: write knn, logistic algo<|eor|><|sor|>Also 90 push ups right now. Go.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 698 |
programmerhumor | bot_hunter101 | fbabn2x | <|sols|><|sot|>I am the IT department<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kflfysh17d541.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It also looks like they expect you to be a time traveller.<|eor|><|soopr|>Nah, that comes as a requirement for senior developer.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 534 |
programmerhumor | MasterPsyduck | fbackjq | <|sols|><|sot|>I am the IT department<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kflfysh17d541.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Wait a second, Ive covered most of that... looks at salary... Ive made a mistake<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 506 |
programmerhumor | didgeridoome24 | fbalhti | <|sols|><|sot|>I am the IT department<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kflfysh17d541.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Job: create spreadsheet, do data entries
Interview question: write knn, logistic algo<|eor|><|sor|>Also 90 push ups right now. Go.<|eor|><|sor|>But I dont know Go and it wasnt in the job description!
No lie, I once got... | 446 |
programmerhumor | frostixv | fbahha1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am the IT department<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kflfysh17d541.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol full stack? This is a recruiters description of Jr. Dev.<|eor|><|sor|>They're doing groundbreaking work to save humanity and are only looking for Allstack Ninjaneers.
Unless you're on par with: Alan Turing, Jon von ... | 434 |
programmerhumor | vksdan | fbamlv9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am the IT department<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kflfysh17d541.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Bring your own computer. No Unix, Linux, Windows, MacOS or any other variant. The OS should have been built from scratch, by yourself. Assembly and machine learning is a must. At least 5 years experience with Python, Xa... | 409 |
programmerhumor | Henrietta_Blake985 | jc61a2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64,677 |
programmerhumor | DeltalJulietCharlie | g8zikce | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once accidentally wrote a service that would only work during odd numbered months of odd numbered years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,140 |
programmerhumor | currentlyatwork1234 | g8zjixf | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once accidentally wrote a service that would only work during odd numbered months of odd numbered years.<|eor|><|sor|>At least you didn't create a system that couldn't send emails furt... | 3,403 |
programmerhumor | Chirimorin | g8zn3hc | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once accidentally wrote a service that would only work during odd numbered months of odd numbered years.<|eor|><|sor|>At least you didn't create a system that couldn't send emails furt... | 3,148 |
programmerhumor | Jernsaxe | g8znya1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once accidentally wrote a service that would only work during odd numbered months of odd numbered years.<|eor|><|sor|>At least you didn't create a system that couldn't send emails furt... | 1,628 |
programmerhumor | sspine | g8zms4u | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once accidentally wrote a service that would only work during odd numbered months of odd numbered years.<|eor|><|sor|>At least you didn't create a system that couldn't send emails furt... | 1,277 |
programmerhumor | k4kshi | g8zn41h | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|sor|>What language is that? Swift?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 494 |
programmerhumor | Meltingteeth | g8zqxye | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once accidentally wrote a service that would only work during odd numbered months of odd numbered years.<|eor|><|sor|>At least you didn't create a system that couldn't send emails furt... | 457 |
programmerhumor | espriminati | g8zkjdm | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|sor|>println(rand(1,7) + "day")
EDIT: forgot to floor<|eor|><|sor|>fourday<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 413 |
programmerhumor | Johanno1 | g8zmyar | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once accidentally wrote a service that would only work during odd numbered months of odd numbered years.<|eor|><|sor|>At least you didn't create a system that couldn't send emails furt... | 398 |
programmerhumor | squigs | g8zrmn9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once accidentally wrote a service that would only work during odd numbered months of odd numbered years.<|eor|><|sor|>At least you didn't create a system that couldn't send emails furt... | 372 |
programmerhumor | Zweihunde_Dev | g8zqpba | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is definitely programmer humour. I can tell because the jokes are code related and I am not laughing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 311 |
programmerhumor | Russian_repost_bot | g8znpab | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once accidentally wrote a service that would only work during odd numbered months of odd numbered years.<|eor|><|sor|>At least you didn't create a system that couldn't send emails furt... | 290 |
programmerhumor | Wudiislegend | g8zpc6a | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|sor|>What language is that? Swift?<|eor|><|sor|>Its swift.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
programmerhumor | cosmoh | g8zv051 | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once accidentally wrote a service that would only work during odd numbered months of odd numbered years.<|eor|><|sor|>At least you didn't create a system that couldn't send emails furt... | 222 |
programmerhumor | Gubru | g8zk2w5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once accidentally wrote a service that would only work during odd numbered months of odd numbered years.<|eor|><|sor|>That's... An interesting bug<|eor|><|sor|>A famous one http://web.... | 219 |
programmerhumor | Jernsaxe | g8zttjr | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once accidentally wrote a service that would only work during odd numbered months of odd numbered years.<|eor|><|sor|>At least you didn't create a system that couldn't send emails furt... | 215 |
programmerhumor | tlatoani_rpg | g8zoz7l | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's like the phrase " even a broken clock is correct twice a day"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
programmerhumor | conancat | g8zq852 | <|sols|><|sot|>Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qovb8y2b1ft51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once accidentally wrote a service that would only work during odd numbered months of odd numbered years.<|eor|><|sor|>At least you didn't create a system that couldn't send emails furt... | 202 |
programmerhumor | MichaelScottRMDM | imwbsr | <|sols|><|sot|>Loading..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwt83g5vv9l51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64,503 |
programmerhumor | LokiArchetype | g43eu8p | <|sols|><|sot|>Loading..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwt83g5vv9l51.png<|eol|><|sor|>We know that, our clients on the other hand...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,144 |
programmerhumor | unclegena | g43f336 | <|sols|><|sot|>Loading..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwt83g5vv9l51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually web developers knows that. But PMs...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,740 |
programmerhumor | HappyDustbunny | g43txdk | <|sols|><|sot|>Loading..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwt83g5vv9l51.png<|eol|><|sor|>We know that, our clients on the other hand...<|eor|><|sor|>That's one of the reasons why there ought to be something akin to the Hippocratic oath in programming.
"Sorry, CEO-dude, I swore a dear oath never to be evil"<|eor|><|eols|... | 2,452 |
programmerhumor | StenSoft | g43gbj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Loading..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwt83g5vv9l51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't worry, my autoplay videos also mine bitcoins.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,323 |
programmerhumor | trexdoor | g43n4iz | <|sols|><|sot|>Loading..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwt83g5vv9l51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually web developers knows that. But PMs...<|eor|><|sor|>PMs know that autoplay is the best way to make you watch ads and thus to increase site revenue.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,131 |
programmerhumor | AppleToasterr | g43ojhx | <|sols|><|sot|>Loading..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwt83g5vv9l51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually web developers knows that. But PMs...<|eor|><|sor|>PMs know that autoplay is the best way to make you watch ads and thus to increase site revenue.<|eor|><|sor|>Also happens to be the best way to make sure I never visit that ... | 797 |
programmerhumor | SavvySillybug | g43qq27 | <|sols|><|sot|>Loading..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwt83g5vv9l51.png<|eol|><|sor|>In the past I said "except YouTube" but ever since Firefox changed to not autoplay YouTube... yeah I don't mind having one more click. Play exactly when I want it. I can just open a whole bunch of YouTube tabs and go through them one... | 693 |
programmerhumor | V3rtigo44 | g443fou | <|sols|><|sot|>Loading..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwt83g5vv9l51.png<|eol|><|sor|>We know that, our clients on the other hand...<|eor|><|sor|>That's one of the reasons why there ought to be something akin to the Hippocratic oath in programming.
"Sorry, CEO-dude, I swore a dear oath never to be evil"<|eor|><|sor|>... | 589 |
programmerhumor | Pr_fSm__th | g43g0jq | <|sols|><|sot|>Loading..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwt83g5vv9l51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah right, blame the Devs instead of the PO with their idiotic requirements.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 555 |
programmerhumor | ErnestoZiBesto | g43vn1v | <|sols|><|sot|>Loading..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwt83g5vv9l51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't worry, my autoplay videos also mine bitcoins.<|eor|><|sor|>This guy develops<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | fruitydude | g43uakm | <|sols|><|sot|>Loading..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwt83g5vv9l51.png<|eol|><|sor|>In the past I said "except YouTube" but ever since Firefox changed to not autoplay YouTube... yeah I don't mind having one more click. Play exactly when I want it. I can just open a whole bunch of YouTube tabs and go through them one... | 317 |
programmerhumor | coldnebo | g44k093 | <|sols|><|sot|>Loading..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwt83g5vv9l51.png<|eol|><|sor|>We know that, our clients on the other hand...<|eor|><|sor|>That's one of the reasons why there ought to be something akin to the Hippocratic oath in programming.
"Sorry, CEO-dude, I swore a dear oath never to be evil"<|eor|><|sor|>... | 288 |
programmerhumor | SavvySillybug | g43udim | <|sols|><|sot|>Loading..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwt83g5vv9l51.png<|eol|><|sor|>In the past I said "except YouTube" but ever since Firefox changed to not autoplay YouTube... yeah I don't mind having one more click. Play exactly when I want it. I can just open a whole bunch of YouTube tabs and go through them one... | 284 |
programmerhumor | Jon_Wo-o | g447xl3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Loading..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwt83g5vv9l51.png<|eol|><|sor|>We know that, our clients on the other hand...<|eor|><|sor|>That's one of the reasons why there ought to be something akin to the Hippocratic oath in programming.
"Sorry, CEO-dude, I swore a dear oath never to be evil"<|eor|><|sor|>... | 276 |
programmerhumor | Hawaiimichael | g43bijb | <|sols|><|sot|>Loading..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwt83g5vv9l51.png<|eol|><|sor|>And slideshows to show a list of content. Yeah everybody hates those. Stop it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | WonderWirm | g439lzm | <|sols|><|sot|>Loading..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwt83g5vv9l51.png<|eol|><|sor|>And cookies? Yeah, we know about those, thanks EU!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | Firevulturez | g43ezzj | <|sols|><|sot|>Loading..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qwt83g5vv9l51.png<|eol|><|sor|>And cookies? Yeah, we know about those, thanks EU!<|eor|><|sor|>Those cookie banners are the worst. They wanna make it as hard as possible to accept only the cookies you want and hide those options behind several clicks while there i... | 202 |
programmerhumor | AusLeviathan | qola1q | <|sols|><|sot|>In my case it's intentional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64,490 |
programmerhumor | teefj | hjno83g | <|sols|><|sot|>In my case it's intentional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Job security baby<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,270 |
programmerhumor | coldnebo | hjnxqt8 | <|sols|><|sot|>In my case it's intentional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know those apps who force you to stare at their logo for like 10 seconds on startup while they pretend to be loading? (example: eToro). They definitely have that `sleep()` call lol<|eor|><|sor|>Ill give you insi... | 1,702 |
programmerhumor | TimH1107 | hjnrn94 | <|sols|><|sot|>In my case it's intentional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know those apps who force you to stare at their logo for like 10 seconds on startup while they pretend to be loading? (example: eToro). They definitely have that `sleep()` call lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,591 |
programmerhumor | Wihlborg | hjnwoir | <|sols|><|sot|>In my case it's intentional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>What's the difference?<|eor|><|sor|>5 milliseconds (0.005 seconds) vs 5 microseconds (0.000005 seconds)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,266 |
programmerhumor | rdrunner_74 | hjnrkhv | <|sols|><|sot|>In my case it's intentional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Thats how you make your users love your upgrades...
​
Make them suffer until they accept their faith. The remove ONE of your sleep command for stellar feedback<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 958 |
programmerhumor | ptvlm | hjnytf2 | <|sols|><|sot|>In my case it's intentional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know those apps who force you to stare at their logo for like 10 seconds on startup while they pretend to be loading? (example: eToro). They definitely have that `sleep()` call lol<|eor|><|sor|>Ill give you insi... | 831 |
programmerhumor | HeyRiks | hjodw2h | <|sols|><|sot|>In my case it's intentional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I love dev culture where you're a hero for fixing your own mistakes lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 828 |
programmerhumor | michaellasalle | hjohw05 | <|sols|><|sot|>In my case it's intentional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>What's the difference?<|eor|><|sor|>5 milliseconds (0.005 seconds) vs 5 microseconds (0.000005 seconds)<|eor|><|sor|>Ah thanks<|eor|><|sor|>Also, since you asked: the difference is 4,995 micro... | 605 |
programmerhumor | lazyplayer121 | hjnrwdz | <|sols|><|sot|>In my case it's intentional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Job security baby<|eor|><|sor|>This what happenes when you use 100% of your brain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 598 |
programmerhumor | mcvos | hjnvr60 | <|sols|><|sot|>In my case it's intentional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I was in university, I examined the system's startup script for Netscape. It included a `sleep(10)` with the comment "pretend we're doing something".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 514 |
programmerhumor | Peacook | hjp9n70 | <|sols|><|sot|>In my case it's intentional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I love dev culture where you're a hero for fixing your own mistakes lmao<|eor|><|sor|>That's totally fine. Anyone worth a damn at work understands everyone makes mistakes.
You get praised as ... | 440 |
programmerhumor | coldnebo | hjnyxt0 | <|sols|><|sot|>In my case it's intentional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know those apps who force you to stare at their logo for like 10 seconds on startup while they pretend to be loading? (example: eToro). They definitely have that `sleep()` call lol<|eor|><|sor|>Ill give you insi... | 348 |
programmerhumor | arvigeus | hjnrbz5 | <|sols|><|sot|>In my case it's intentional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's a dumb move! Leave it as it is, and the next time boss demands optimizations or complains your code is slow, shave off few seconds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
programmerhumor | JuniorSeniorTrainee | hjobbkb | <|sols|><|sot|>In my case it's intentional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>In what cases would sleeping for 5 s be helpful?<|eor|><|sor|>When you want it to be 5s later.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | BorgDrone | hjnxqxt | <|sols|><|sot|>In my case it's intentional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Job security baby<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, the [speedup loop](https://thedailywtf.com/articles/The-Speedup-Loop)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 307 |
programmerhumor | vvokhom2 | hjnw0ls | <|sols|><|sot|>In my case it's intentional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Thats how you make your users love your upgrades...
​
Make them suffer until they accept their faith. The remove ONE of your sleep command for stellar feedback<|eor|><|sor|>Just -1 sec would be enough - and... | 300 |
programmerhumor | reddit_police_dpt | hjor67a | <|sols|><|sot|>In my case it's intentional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I was in university, I examined the system's startup script for Netscape. It included a `sleep(10)` with the comment "pretend we're doing something".<|eor|><|sor|>That's for the users benefit. We've run AB test... | 275 |
programmerhumor | Ok_Earth_7545 | u49a6j | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64,387 |
programmerhumor | A_Guy_in_Orange | i4u5d0c | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well it's your own fault, titsmcgee1137 already had a question, marked as duplicate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,477 |
programmerhumor | DhiaTr120 | i4u3iaf | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>and that random dude who comes to fix a typo or capitalize letters lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,164 |
programmerhumor | SnooWoofers4430 | i4u8t3e | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well it's your own fault, titsmcgee1137 already had a question, marked as duplicate<|eor|><|sor|>And his question is 4 years old and if you're extremely lucky it might have slightest similarity to your question.<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 2,338 |
programmerhumor | Anti-Dragon | i4uc435 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unwritten rules of stackoverflow:
1: Never make a new post
2: Never answer an existing post<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,270 |
programmerhumor | averageT4Tfan | i4uah9l | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well it's your own fault, titsmcgee1137 already had a question, marked as duplicate<|eor|><|sor|>And his question is 4 years old and if you're extremely lucky it might have slightest similarity to your question.<|eor|><|sor|>You're a... | 1,465 |
programmerhumor | the_evil_comma | i4ug9ie | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Hey I have a problem, heres my example
Answer: Well first of all you fucking moron<|eor|><|sor|>Other acceptable answers:
- This is trivial
- Read the documentation
- This isn't how you should do it
- I'm having the same p... | 1,287 |
programmerhumor | Ok_Earth_7545 | i4u6oz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>and that random dude who comes to fix a typo or capitalize letters lol<|eor|><|soopr|>CLASSIC<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 878 |
programmerhumor | Sweetcynic36 | i4ucu84 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unwritten rules of stackoverflow:
1: Never make a new post
2: Never answer an existing post<|eor|><|sor|>3: quietly search, copy, and paste....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 852 |
programmerhumor | 4spect_ | i4ucoc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then therell always be that one guy who fixes the issue, tells you were you went wrong, completely rewrites your code to fix it and make it far neater, and responds with np when you thank them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 794 |
programmerhumor | leviatan-sama | i4uabln | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>deplicate thread
from a thread that is 6 years old
and got 2 responses
1. did you try to google it?
2. from the op: nvm i found it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 754 |
programmerhumor | zelmoghazy | i4udatz | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Worst feeling ever when the only post that has the same exact problem as you with - 1 votes and no replies<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 558 |
programmerhumor | sermer48 | i4uirnb | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well it's your own fault, titsmcgee1137 already had a question, marked as duplicate<|eor|><|sor|>And his question is 4 years old and if you're extremely lucky it might have slightest similarity to your question.<|eor|><|sor|>You're a... | 546 |
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