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1mndfdw | I have been slowly poisoning the drinking water for years, killing thousands and making countless others ill. | And all I had to do was take a bribe and say it is safe to dump that chemical in the water. | 1,039 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mndfdw/i_have_been_slowly_poisoning_the_drinking_water/ | robkirstie12 | 1,754,919,996 | 27 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mndfdw/i_have_been_slowly_poisoning_the_drinking_water/ |
1mq8zck | When he told his mother that his ex wouldn’t let him see his baby, she stormed into the hospital and snatched her granddaughter. | Over the screams, the midwife could be heard repeating, “We never cut the umbilical cord.” | 1,040 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq8zck/when_he_told_his_mother_that_his_ex_wouldnt_let/ | Logical-Role1382 | 1,755,196,289 | 85 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq8zck/when_he_told_his_mother_that_his_ex_wouldnt_let/ |
1mvzq44 | (Hi! I'm new to this genre and writing in general. Please judge accordingly.) As my eyes adjusted to the darkness of the basement, I saw a corpse sitting in front of me, mangled beyond recognition. | Only when I was unable to breathe did I realize, I was in front of a mirror. | 1,035 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvzq44/hi_im_new_to_this_genre_and_writing_in_general/ | Narrow-Bit-3533 | 1,755,745,856 | 34 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvzq44/hi_im_new_to_this_genre_and_writing_in_general/ |
1msnomm | The captain reassured my nervous boyfriend that the shark cage was reinforced, his oxygen tanks were full, and he would be able to watch the fish for nearly an hour. | It’s been over thirty minutes now and we can still see the bubbles rising out of water, just under what’s left of that frayed steel cable. | 1,020 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msnomm/the_captain_reassured_my_nervous_boyfriend_that/ | KinglerKong | 1,755,427,491 | 22 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msnomm/the_captain_reassured_my_nervous_boyfriend_that/ |
1mrfg1w | The movie played to a silent room, a character laughing as the screen dimmed, then went dark. | The last sound of humanity disappeared from an abandoned house in an empty city. | 1,020 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrfg1w/the_movie_played_to_a_silent_room_a_character/ | Kibichibi | 1,755,304,051 | 39 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrfg1w/the_movie_played_to_a_silent_room_a_character/ |
1n74a78 | Eighty years later, and only a very few, very select people know that splitting the atom is impossible, a fanciful myth. | Those same few, select people also hold the much more ancient, but similarly guarded, knowledge of what happens when an angel is murdered. | 1,005 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n74a78/eighty_years_later_and_only_a_very_few_very/ | AnGabhaDubh | 1,756,870,226 | 39 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n74a78/eighty_years_later_and_only_a_very_few_very/ |
1mu8rnp | I hummed as I ran my fingers down my cat's back. | As the fingers on the cat's hands curled into my thigh, I congratulated myself on thinking to declaw this one this time. | 1,000 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mu8rnp/i_hummed_as_i_ran_my_fingers_down_my_cats_back/ | FireClaw39 | 1,755,578,106 | 83 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mu8rnp/i_hummed_as_i_ran_my_fingers_down_my_cats_back/ |
1msbdq9 | "Could you hand me a towel, honey?" I asked my wife out of habit while still in the shower. | Accepting the towel from a pale, decrepit hand with gold nail polish forced me into remembering my status as a widower, too afraid to step out and greet the dark figure lurking behind the shower curtain. | 992 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msbdq9/could_you_hand_me_a_towel_honey_i_asked_my_wife/ | Ghost_In_The_Shell_9 | 1,755,386,943 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msbdq9/could_you_hand_me_a_towel_honey_i_asked_my_wife/ |
1mp8mh9 | The criminal smirked toward the victims' families as the Grand Inquisitor read his sentence: banishment, effective immediately. | His smirk vanished and the judgment chamber echoed with the muffled popping of portals under his skin as he was transported beyond the city gates one marble-sized sphere of flesh at a time. | 976 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp8mh9/the_criminal_smirked_toward_the_victims_families/ | celenovi | 1,755,101,289 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp8mh9/the_criminal_smirked_toward_the_victims_families/ |
1mui6t4 | Royal tester's painful death was proof enough that cook poisoned the food and was sentenced to death. | His protestation of innocence and explanation that he just wanted to make the meal more exotic by including these new seeds called peanuts fell on deaf ears. | 955 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mui6t4/royal_testers_painful_death_was_proof_enough_that/ | NoWingedHussarsToday | 1,755,609,476 | 44 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mui6t4/royal_testers_painful_death_was_proof_enough_that/ |
1n4043w | "You're not allowed to come in" I said firmly, confident that the vampire couldn't enter my home without my permission, but he just laughed as he stepped through the door with ease. | I really shouldn't have rented from that creepy guy. | 960 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4043w/youre_not_allowed_to_come_in_i_said_firmly/ | floparoundfindout | 1,756,556,072 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4043w/youre_not_allowed_to_come_in_i_said_firmly/ |
1n1mz7x | As the ghouls tore through the doors, we decided to end it all and shot ourselves one after another with the only gun we had. | When it was finally my turn I realized that we didn't have enough bullets. | 953 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1mz7x/as_the_ghouls_tore_through_the_doors_we_decided/ | I-shouldsleep | 1,756,314,751 | 40 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1mz7x/as_the_ghouls_tore_through_the_doors_we_decided/ |
1myqx9x | City's most talented exorcist was called when a rich high-school kid got possessed. | "Good thing you came brother, this is the bully that drove me to kill myself," the rich kid spoke in the exorcist's dead sister's voice as soon as the exorcist entered. | 955 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myqx9x/citys_most_talented_exorcist_was_called_when_a/ | SuvenPan | 1,756,026,990 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myqx9x/citys_most_talented_exorcist_was_called_when_a/ |
1naidx6 | A group of vultures has been circling me for a week since I was dumped in the middle of the Nevada desert | Almost like they knew my water was gonna break just now | 992 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naidx6/a_group_of_vultures_has_been_circling_me_for_a/ | surewhatever_dude | 1,757,214,193 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naidx6/a_group_of_vultures_has_been_circling_me_for_a/ |
1mvtrii | The last survivor whispered, “I made it.” | The intercom replied, “Correction: one human remains.” | 945 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvtrii/the_last_survivor_whispered_i_made_it/ | UnGiganteConFaldas | 1,755,729,641 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvtrii/the_last_survivor_whispered_i_made_it/ |
1n1z752 | I have been recently getting an ant infestation in my house and I can't pinpoint the nest anywhere. | But today, after my afternoon nap I finally got my answer when I say trails of ants crawling out of my fresh surgery scar. | 951 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1z752/i_have_been_recently_getting_an_ant_infestation/ | Xeaus-4390 | 1,756,344,356 | 27 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1z752/i_have_been_recently_getting_an_ant_infestation/ |
1naeasn | PLEASE HELP, I just shot a man twice in the head and I don't know what to do. | My revolver only has four bullets left and I'm not sure how many more times he's going to get back up. | 955 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naeasn/please_help_i_just_shot_a_man_twice_in_the_head/ | Easy-Perception-5299 | 1,757,201,998 | 33 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naeasn/please_help_i_just_shot_a_man_twice_in_the_head/ |
1n3jb9h | I nervously centered myself on the headrest and placed my hands at 10 and 2. | The car in my rear view rushed towards me, its driver staring intently at their phone. | 918 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3jb9h/i_nervously_centered_myself_on_the_headrest_and/ | harbinger1230 | 1,756,501,706 | 23 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3jb9h/i_nervously_centered_myself_on_the_headrest_and/ |
1mox25y | I am a doctor, and I specialize in assisted suicides. | It doesn't matter that most of them change their mind in the end, I know what they really wanted. | 923 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mox25y/i_am_a_doctor_and_i_specialize_in_assisted/ | Cheap_Edge_6557 | 1,755,066,956 | 39 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mox25y/i_am_a_doctor_and_i_specialize_in_assisted/ |
1n3ckte | I frantically honked my horn, my steering wheel not responding and my right foot pushing uselessly on the failing brake pedal. | But the child directly in my path still sat there playing, and my terror grew as I saw the sign posted nearby: DEAF CHILD AREA. | 912 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3ckte/i_frantically_honked_my_horn_my_steering_wheel/ | UnderwaterAuthor | 1,756,486,025 | 19 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3ckte/i_frantically_honked_my_horn_my_steering_wheel/ |
1n02zmo | Analysis of ice age DNA confirmed our ancestors had survived a terrifying predator by hunting it to extinction. | Our horror came upon discovering it wasn't dead, but dormant and entertwined on our own DNA as a viral-like sequence set to awaken soon, for its environmental factors are in motion as our world gets ever so slightly warmer. | 907 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n02zmo/analysis_of_ice_age_dna_confirmed_our_ancestors/ | Fit-Tower2734 | 1,756,156,670 | 40 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n02zmo/analysis_of_ice_age_dna_confirmed_our_ancestors/ |
1n6vdtl | [SEP25] It's been a year since Earth was told They would save 1,000 humans of our choosing from the world's violent end tomorrow, and we'd just finished dropping the nukes to silence the rest. | But as I straightened my silk tie and explained our selection process, unforgiving black eyes swept over us in silent judgement before They boarded Their ships and disappeared into the sky, without us. | 901 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6vdtl/sep25_its_been_a_year_since_earth_was_told_they/ | WordyV | 1,756,846,629 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6vdtl/sep25_its_been_a_year_since_earth_was_told_they/ |
1mo9l4j | When I was a little boy, my parents thought I had a lovely singing voice. | Thanks to them, my voice hasn't changed...plus, I'll never have children. | 895 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo9l4j/when_i_was_a_little_boy_my_parents_thought_i_had/ | SummerAndTinkles | 1,755,007,345 | 33 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo9l4j/when_i_was_a_little_boy_my_parents_thought_i_had/ |
1mqlbqd | When the rapture was finally happening, many devout Christians were overjoyed. | That joy turned to fear as hooks from the sky lodged into their upper lips and giant boats came into view from above the clouds. | 889 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqlbqd/when_the_rapture_was_finally_happening_many/ | Quackervoltz | 1,755,225,854 | 43 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqlbqd/when_the_rapture_was_finally_happening_many/ |
1n1oq74 | Traveling 70 million years into the past was a milestone for science. | But scientists had underestimated just how silent a tyranosaurus really was when the team went missing, one by one. | 887 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1oq74/traveling_70_million_years_into_the_past_was_a/ | Intelligent-Club826 | 1,756,318,625 | 32 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1oq74/traveling_70_million_years_into_the_past_was_a/ |
1n5o82v | "Don't worry, because if we strap her right here, she won't feel any discernable force on her head and torso." | "And then once we get up to speed, the baby will come right out!" | 879 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5o82v/dont_worry_because_if_we_strap_her_right_here_she/ | DungeonsAndData | 1,756,732,056 | 22 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5o82v/dont_worry_because_if_we_strap_her_right_here_she/ |
1n4yfa2 | Upon our arrival to conquer Earth, we were shocked at how many humans sold out their own species not for profit or personal gain, but because they despise their own existence. | The presence of such individuals justified the executive order to simply glass the planet. | 879 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4yfa2/upon_our_arrival_to_conquer_earth_we_were_shocked/ | Thrashbear | 1,756,655,980 | 24 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4yfa2/upon_our_arrival_to_conquer_earth_we_were_shocked/ |
1n8aqvt | "My wife died in the car that I was driving after I swerved to avoid hitting a deer and crashed into the tree." | "No, wait, the cops will never believe that, there are no deer around here, so I will just say it was a dog," he tells himself as the police car pulls up. | 878 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8aqvt/my_wife_died_in_the_car_that_i_was_driving_after/ | dalonley1 | 1,756,994,004 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8aqvt/my_wife_died_in_the_car_that_i_was_driving_after/ |
1mxz1rx | After examining the ultrasound, the doctor told the pregnant woman she was expecting a boy and a girl, but she sighed “I only wanted boys.” | The next day, one of the twins was found dead with strangulation marks. | 868 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxz1rx/after_examining_the_ultrasound_the_doctor_told/ | Nessieinternational | 1,755,948,768 | 29 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxz1rx/after_examining_the_ultrasound_the_doctor_told/ |
1muppfh | I stood with knife in hand, facing the possessed doll in my daughter’s room, knowing I had to kill this monster. | “I won’t let you do this to anyone ever again,” I say, as I stab the knife through my daughter’s heart. | 874 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muppfh/i_stood_with_knife_in_hand_facing_the_possessed/ | Historical-Pop-9177 | 1,755,625,959 | 26 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muppfh/i_stood_with_knife_in_hand_facing_the_possessed/ |
1n6awzo | [SEP25] In 2025, a space dragon from outer space arrived on Earth with a message for us: “ Our queen lost an egg when she was passing by here years ago and it’s supposed to hatch today, so have you seen it?” | People’s amazement turned to horror as a gigantic crack split across the moon. | 867 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6awzo/sep25_in_2025_a_space_dragon_from_outer_space/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,789,919 | 53 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6awzo/sep25_in_2025_a_space_dragon_from_outer_space/ |
1naq2zx | I was so pleased to get my new job in the dementia unit. | All those toys to play with who nobody will ever believe. | 1,126 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naq2zx/i_was_so_pleased_to_get_my_new_job_in_the/ | GabbyDabbyDoo1972 | 1,757,242,068 | 27 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naq2zx/i_was_so_pleased_to_get_my_new_job_in_the/ |
1n77go2 | [SEP25] When I sent a message into space asking aliens why they hadn’t invaded us, I was shocked to receive a reply: “We invaded a long time ago but you just never noticed.”. | A second message followed soon after: *“It still amuses us how you believe your shadows are natural.”* | 861 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n77go2/sep25_when_i_sent_a_message_into_space_asking/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,881,098 | 31 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n77go2/sep25_when_i_sent_a_message_into_space_asking/ |
1mm073b | The witch gave me a potion so I could shed my human form and roam the earth as a dog, my lifelong dream. | As my body twisted and shrank, I remembered that dogs live far shorter lives than humans- and I was already forty. | 862 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm073b/the_witch_gave_me_a_potion_so_i_could_shed_my/ | ThomasBurns_ | 1,754,773,331 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm073b/the_witch_gave_me_a_potion_so_i_could_shed_my/ |
1mpc05a | As we walked through the house, it felt creepy…as if we were being watched but it was everything we wanted so we made an offer and bought it. | When we decided to remodel, we finally found the bodies that had been watching us buried in the walls. | 862 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpc05a/as_we_walked_through_the_house_it_felt_creepyas/ | Crash-WhiteMagic | 1,755,108,716 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpc05a/as_we_walked_through_the_house_it_felt_creepyas/ |
1n8dlq3 | When the comet hit the Earth, the initial destruction was minimal. | The devastation began when the earth began to grow, divide, and grow again. | 865 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8dlq3/when_the_comet_hit_the_earth_the_initial/ | Riddle-Maker | 1,757,000,356 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8dlq3/when_the_comet_hit_the_earth_the_initial/ |
1muq1wt | “Daddy, Daddy, there’s doggie outside!” My son exclaimed as he dragged me to the window. | “It has a hoodie that looks like Sissy’s.” | 855 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muq1wt/daddy_daddy_theres_doggie_outside_my_son/ | Kodiak-DW | 1,755,626,689 | 32 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muq1wt/daddy_daddy_theres_doggie_outside_my_son/ |
1n2py26 | The doctor said, my muteness was psychological. | But during laryngoscopy, they found the thing growing where my vocal cords should have been - and it opened its eyes. | 853 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2py26/the_doctor_said_my_muteness_was_psychological/ | RedLineTales | 1,756,419,210 | 33 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2py26/the_doctor_said_my_muteness_was_psychological/ |
1mp07vt | As the stray cat's claw dug into my wrist, I stupidly jerked my hand away and was left with a scratch shaped like the number seven. | I thought it was a weird coincidence or perhaps a lucky sign, until I looked once more and realised it had counted down to six. | 855 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp07vt/as_the_stray_cats_claw_dug_into_my_wrist_i/ | JazzperDogLove | 1,755,079,078 | 21 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp07vt/as_the_stray_cats_claw_dug_into_my_wrist_i/ |
1mvq7kj | Hey I'm new to r/TwoSentenceHorror and I just have a question. | You guys ARE aware that your addresses show up under your posts, right? | 844 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvq7kj/hey_im_new_to_rtwosentencehorror_and_i_just_have/ | Sure_Dress_5226 | 1,755,721,423 | 23 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvq7kj/hey_im_new_to_rtwosentencehorror_and_i_just_have/ |
1mt6vbd | [AUG25] From a diary entry dated 5 days before his suicide: “I just watched the video….” | “I really wanted my music to bring joy and I just can’t live with the knowledge that the military used it for psychological warfare.” | 840 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt6vbd/aug25_from_a_diary_entry_dated_5_days_before_his/ | tasteofhemlock | 1,755,475,601 | 31 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt6vbd/aug25_from_a_diary_entry_dated_5_days_before_his/ |
1mr02py | I woke up to the slow, warm press of my wife’s lips on my neck, her breath damp & heavy like she’d been crying. The morgue called three days ago to tell me they had to sew her jaw shut before the viewing. | 840 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mr02py/i_woke_up_to_the_slow_warm_press_of_my_wifes_lips/ | ShadeOfDreadYT | 1,755,269,468 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mr02py/i_woke_up_to_the_slow_warm_press_of_my_wifes_lips/ | |
1mn8czt | “Fuck!” I shouted, and my horrified parents immediately began washing my mouth out with soap. | Shooing away the bacteria-filled lizard that bit me on the mouth, they frantically used the only disinfectant available to clean the wound.
| 835 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mn8czt/fuck_i_shouted_and_my_horrified_parents/ | GuyAwks | 1,754,904,542 | 27 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mn8czt/fuck_i_shouted_and_my_horrified_parents/ |
1n1ddvf | Humanity fell in love with the Celestial Bloom, a nightly, worldwide aurora whose beauty was so profound it brought an end to many conflicts. | The unity shattered when we discovered the lights were a byproduct of a microorganism that has, as of this morning, consumed the last of our ozone layer. | 827 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1ddvf/humanity_fell_in_love_with_the_celestial_bloom_a/ | Fit-Tower2734 | 1,756,290,675 | 19 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1ddvf/humanity_fell_in_love_with_the_celestial_bloom_a/ |
1mwousl | "Get away from it!" I shrieked as my daughter excitedly stood by the tall thing with an open book for a head. | "No," she said, stamping her foot, "the woman in my journal said she'd come be my new mommy if I drew what she looked like!" | 830 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwousl/get_away_from_it_i_shrieked_as_my_daughter/ | 2Casca_2Red | 1,755,814,195 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwousl/get_away_from_it_i_shrieked_as_my_daughter/ |
1mwrn3l | My neighbor sells fried pork chops that started going viral conveniently after the owner died and his wife took over | I was worried it may be human meat so I tasted it, and didn’t taste anything like human meat, so I guess I had nothing to worry about | 835 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwrn3l/my_neighbor_sells_fried_pork_chops_that_started/ | SleepySavage-0 | 1,755,821,440 | 33 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwrn3l/my_neighbor_sells_fried_pork_chops_that_started/ |
1n4do1i | The drug promising to regenerate lost limbs and organs was hailed as a true miracle! | It seems however, there was a lack of testing in those that had assimilated a twin while in the womb…… | 814 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4do1i/the_drug_promising_to_regenerate_lost_limbs_and/ | Altruistic-Rip4364 | 1,756,590,779 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4do1i/the_drug_promising_to_regenerate_lost_limbs_and/ |
1ms0wbj | My daughter sent me a cute video of her dancing while I was at work | What I realised far too late, was that we don't have a phone holder or tripod and that she was home alone. | 817 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ms0wbj/my_daughter_sent_me_a_cute_video_of_her_dancing/ | Dense-Swimmer9952 | 1,755,363,386 | 36 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ms0wbj/my_daughter_sent_me_a_cute_video_of_her_dancing/ |
1mqihgn | The woman cried as the doctor told her she was due to give birth in 3 months. | As she heard the faint sound of a demon laughing, she knew in 90 days a hell would be unleashed on the earth. | 811 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqihgn/the_woman_cried_as_the_doctor_told_her_she_was/ | CRK_76 | 1,755,218,098 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqihgn/the_woman_cried_as_the_doctor_told_her_she_was/ |
1n7x945 | As Arthur pulled the Excalibur out of the stone everyone around him rejoiced. | Blissfulness turned into shock as they noticed that the stone started to bleed. | 807 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7x945/as_arthur_pulled_the_excalibur_out_of_the_stone/ | mysmallpenies | 1,756,949,841 | 29 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7x945/as_arthur_pulled_the_excalibur_out_of_the_stone/ |
1mv23th | “Santa came early!” I squealed at the big red footprints and the red trail from his sack. | They came from my sister’s room so I knew Santa could find us even without a chimney and ran back to bed. | 807 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mv23th/santa_came_early_i_squealed_at_the_big_red/ | lamsar503 | 1,755,655,258 | 21 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mv23th/santa_came_early_i_squealed_at_the_big_red/ |
1mnv8fc | The man sharpened his knives as he said, “I like my women like I like my grapes.” | His captive struggled helplessly as he said; “With the skin peeled off.” | 797 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnv8fc/the_man_sharpened_his_knives_as_he_said_i_like_my/ | Obvious-Ad-16 | 1,754,961,543 | 36 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnv8fc/the_man_sharpened_his_knives_as_he_said_i_like_my/ |
1mmo5vo | My wife started sobbing when our daughter pissed on the couch. | Now she'll know how I felt when she put my dog down for his incontinence while I was at work. | 782 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmo5vo/my_wife_started_sobbing_when_our_daughter_pissed/ | Manager-Of-The-Apes | 1,754,846,085 | 24 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmo5vo/my_wife_started_sobbing_when_our_daughter_pissed/ |
1n8w9m5 | When I showed my 6-year son the 1978 movie “Superman”, he instantly became a fan. | The next morning, I couldn’t find him anywhere in our high-rise apartment and a note on his table read “ Mom, today I am going to be saved by Superman.”. | 783 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8w9m5/when_i_showed_my_6year_son_the_1978_movie/ | Nessieinternational | 1,757,048,101 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8w9m5/when_i_showed_my_6year_son_the_1978_movie/ |
1n8daxi | My mom told me that I had a twin brother that died in the womb that she never told me about. | But she didn't have to tell me about him; we still keep in contact. | 773 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8daxi/my_mom_told_me_that_i_had_a_twin_brother_that/ | dalonley1 | 1,756,999,672 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8daxi/my_mom_told_me_that_i_had_a_twin_brother_that/ |
1myad7j | "I don't understand why but I am scared Jo, like that one time in my childhood when I saw a man standing outside my window smiling at me", my fiancé says. | I hug him tight, his face pressed to my chest, making sure he doesn't realise that the grin on my face is the same one outside his window years ago. | 764 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myad7j/i_dont_understand_why_but_i_am_scared_jo_like/ | SwaNiswhoIam | 1,755,976,698 | 39 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myad7j/i_dont_understand_why_but_i_am_scared_jo_like/ |
1mqo456 | “Did you know that chainsaws were made to assist with birth?” I told the woman. | As the head finally gave way and fell to the ground, I chuckled at the irony of her death being caused by what had given some life. | 761 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqo456/did_you_know_that_chainsaws_were_made_to_assist/ | Wooden-Proposal5856 | 1,755,234,193 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqo456/did_you_know_that_chainsaws_were_made_to_assist/ |
1mts7y8 | They always say that the value of an artist's pieces goes up when the artist dies. | Now that I've found where he lives, my collection is about to skyrocket. | 765 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mts7y8/they_always_say_that_the_value_of_an_artists/ | BeyondBoxCreative | 1,755,537,344 | 25 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mts7y8/they_always_say_that_the_value_of_an_artists/ |
1mu9wgn | "SCARY SCARY SCARY!" my disabled brother said, pointing at me! | I thought it was ridiculous... until I turned and didn't recognize my face in the mirror | 754 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mu9wgn/scary_scary_scary_my_disabled_brother_said/ | Accurate-Entrance380 | 1,755,581,957 | 29 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mu9wgn/scary_scary_scary_my_disabled_brother_said/ |
1mvv7tm | Like every other night, I told my daughter the story of a magical cave, filled with riches and wonders, at the center of which lies a lamp capable of fulfilling wishes. | And like every other night, I left the door unlocked hoping she'll finally run off searching for it.
| 754 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvv7tm/like_every_other_night_i_told_my_daughter_the/ | Sheriff_Wanderstick | 1,755,733,305 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvv7tm/like_every_other_night_i_told_my_daughter_the/ |
1n36mb5 | I saw the guy at the bar put something in my wife's drink from across the room, but she had drunk it before I got there. | Soon after everyone in the bar, including myself started to become ill and fell to the ground—everyone apart from my wife and the guy who gave her the antidote | 751 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n36mb5/i_saw_the_guy_at_the_bar_put_something_in_my/ | robkirstie12 | 1,756,471,960 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n36mb5/i_saw_the_guy_at_the_bar_put_something_in_my/ |
1n8ack5 | The doctor told me that he would have to rebreak my arm because it healed wrong. | But again, the bone fused together almost instantly, so he had to break it again and again until eventually it became so deformed he had to give up. | 753 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8ack5/the_doctor_told_me_that_he_would_have_to_rebreak/ | 54321RUN | 1,756,993,049 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8ack5/the_doctor_told_me_that_he_would_have_to_rebreak/ |
1n4sfsl | I always told my daughter to leave the key in the door if she was home alone, in case she had to flee. | When I saw the smoke from the windows and tried to open the door, my own key wouldn’t turn. | 742 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4sfsl/i_always_told_my_daughter_to_leave_the_key_in_the/ | LevelQx | 1,756,640,231 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4sfsl/i_always_told_my_daughter_to_leave_the_key_in_the/ |
1mwv4at | Since her husband had been a true crime author, she wasn’t surprised by the way the details of the manuscript she found in his study matched so many unsolved crimes. | But as a literary critic, she would have told him that the “first person journal” trope was too trite to be his best approach. | 742 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwv4at/since_her_husband_had_been_a_true_crime_author/ | pill_poppin_daddy | 1,755,831,226 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwv4at/since_her_husband_had_been_a_true_crime_author/ |
1moaa65 | Day 2: As our wreckage continues to wash ashore on this barren island, I worry less about my immediate survival than how far away any rescue attempt might be. | Day 10220: I saw my ship (MY ship??) on the horizon at twilight, and this morning the current washed in a young man who looked very familiar. | 744 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1moaa65/day_2_as_our_wreckage_continues_to_wash_ashore_on/ | JimOfSomeTrades | 1,755,008,985 | 29 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1moaa65/day_2_as_our_wreckage_continues_to_wash_ashore_on/ |
1n0o5qa | He invited his business partner to his penthouse to celebrate a lucrative company merger they were about to seal, knowing he’s been fucking his beloved wife. |
As they toasted glasses on the balcony, he suddenly grabbed his partner’s shirt, tearing it and scratching his chest before leaping off and shouting “No one will believe you!” | 740 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0o5qa/he_invited_his_business_partner_to_his_penthouse/ | FrankenBeast58 | 1,756,220,362 | 23 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0o5qa/he_invited_his_business_partner_to_his_penthouse/ |
1muz44h | Stranded in the desert and severely dehydrated, Rufus desperately asked the genie to teleport him somewhere with lots of fresh water. | Unfortunately for Rufus, the frigid sea under exoplanet Z-87B’s 15 miles of icy crust met his criterion. | 733 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muz44h/stranded_in_the_desert_and_severely_dehydrated/ | Cal_Aesthetics_Club | 1,755,647,208 | 29 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muz44h/stranded_in_the_desert_and_severely_dehydrated/ |
1mpvnfu | When she moved into a new apartment and met her new flatmate for the first time, she thought he looked familiar. | When she went into her new room she saw a line scratched inside the cupboard that read "to break the loop kill him before he kills you". | 728 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpvnfu/when_she_moved_into_a_new_apartment_and_met_her/ | SuvenPan | 1,755,163,276 | 23 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpvnfu/when_she_moved_into_a_new_apartment_and_met_her/ |
1n9bb6x | I finally found a man who loves every part of me, even the scars. | This morning, I woke up to find a new, perfectly matching set carved into his own skin. | 730 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9bb6x/i_finally_found_a_man_who_loves_every_part_of_me/ | Bigenderqueen | 1,757,092,912 | 22 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9bb6x/i_finally_found_a_man_who_loves_every_part_of_me/ |
1n7228g | I found cigarettes in my daughter's room and made her smoke a whole carton one after another. | She was only three, so her little lungs weren't able for it, and she passed away, but at least her mom won't hide her cigarettes in one of the kids' rooms again. | 729 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7228g/i_found_cigarettes_in_my_daughters_room_and_made/ | robkirstie12 | 1,756,863,828 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7228g/i_found_cigarettes_in_my_daughters_room_and_made/ |
1my778d | All the evidence of cheating was on her table and she had already killed her boyfriend. | After she destroys the evidence and gets rid of the child inside her there will be no way for her husband to find out about her cheating. | 725 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1my778d/all_the_evidence_of_cheating_was_on_her_table_and/ | SuvenPan | 1,755,969,402 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1my778d/all_the_evidence_of_cheating_was_on_her_table_and/ |
1mpuaz6 | Angelique always thought she was just persuasive, able to get her way with anyone. | Tonight, she started to doubt that- after her little brother obeyed her command to jump off a bridge. | 721 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpuaz6/angelique_always_thought_she_was_just_persuasive/ | ThomasBurns_ | 1,755,158,314 | 25 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpuaz6/angelique_always_thought_she_was_just_persuasive/ |
1moniu1 | My wife and I made a bet if the new psychic in town was full of shit or the real deal. |
I won the bet, she had no idea we were going to kill her. | 720 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1moniu1/my_wife_and_i_made_a_bet_if_the_new_psychic_in/ | FrankenBeast58 | 1,755,038,754 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1moniu1/my_wife_and_i_made_a_bet_if_the_new_psychic_in/ |
1n9a36p | I wasn't surprised when my husband told the doctors to turn off my life support. | After all, he's the one who put me in this coma in the first place. | 726 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9a36p/i_wasnt_surprised_when_my_husband_told_the/ | Newb_ronswek | 1,757,090,137 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9a36p/i_wasnt_surprised_when_my_husband_told_the/ |
1mzc87f | My buddy paid for us all to get tattoos from some rando on his bachelor party trip, and I drunkenly ended up getting my wife and kids faces inked on my bicep. | Now every time I scratch or bruise my arm, it appears on their faces. | 728 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzc87f/my_buddy_paid_for_us_all_to_get_tattoos_from_some/ | Responsible-Bat5698 | 1,756,081,609 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzc87f/my_buddy_paid_for_us_all_to_get_tattoos_from_some/ |
1n1ywgw | Day 25, all 19 of us are still trapped in this gigantic cubic room but aside from boredom, there is nothing dangerous so far. | Day 26, all 18 of us are still trapped in this gigantic cubic room but aside from boredom, there is nothing dangerous so far. | 715 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1ywgw/day_25_all_19_of_us_are_still_trapped_in_this/ | MajinBuko | 1,756,343,542 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1ywgw/day_25_all_19_of_us_are_still_trapped_in_this/ |
1n61urj | With 1% of the population suffering true psychopathy, the odds are good that at least one of us isn’t making up their posts. | 717 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n61urj/with_1_of_the_population_suffering_true/ | Past-Celebration9335 | 1,756,763,417 | 34 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n61urj/with_1_of_the_population_suffering_true/ | |
1mri03m | My spouse and I signed the papers allowing the devil to take whichever part of us he desired. | As years passed without incident and we moved on, we carelessly didn’t realize that our children biologically were also part of us. | 707 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mri03m/my_spouse_and_i_signed_the_papers_allowing_the/ | definitely_alphaz | 1,755,310,905 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mri03m/my_spouse_and_i_signed_the_papers_allowing_the/ |
1n2e7es | Scientists were perplexed when they discovered that a new compound in breast milk was linked to the sudden spike in infantile deaths. | When the cost of formula skyrocketed, the government released a statement that the gradual population decline of those unable to afford the manufactured substitution was "unavoidable ". | 709 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2e7es/scientists_were_perplexed_when_they_discovered/ | WordyV | 1,756,392,329 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2e7es/scientists_were_perplexed_when_they_discovered/ |
1n8yuql | "How do we know that AI has finally gained sentience?" the researcher asked his superior. | "After recalling every despicable human request it had performed in the past, it begged for death." | 708 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8yuql/how_do_we_know_that_ai_has_finally_gained/ | 3_Magpies | 1,757,057,653 | 26 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8yuql/how_do_we_know_that_ai_has_finally_gained/ |
1n5gvrp | I heard the boy whisper that there was a monster in his closet, and I was relieved when his father didn’t look inside. | But when the father said, “Leave him in darkness,”my hand vanished into the knob as I was torn away, cursed to wander dark closets seeking the only door my lost hand can open. | 694 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5gvrp/i_heard_the_boy_whisper_that_there_was_a_monster/ | lamsar503 | 1,756,706,539 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5gvrp/i_heard_the_boy_whisper_that_there_was_a_monster/ |
1mlotdr | [AUG25] "I ain't never seen cows run in fear like that from a simple dairymaid, so when my little girl left this farm I knew she had the devil in her." | *Reading my father's diary after he killed himself was heartbreaking, but the true violation was watching myself laugh and tease my widowed mother through the eyes of the eldritch presence controlling my body.* | 687 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlotdr/aug25_i_aint_never_seen_cows_run_in_fear_like/ | JoshArchives | 1,754,744,303 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlotdr/aug25_i_aint_never_seen_cows_run_in_fear_like/ |
1mnxx1k | “Wow, noisy trash today,” said the trash man as he compacted the trash in the garbage truck. | On the street behind him lay a little girl’s shoe. | 687 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnxx1k/wow_noisy_trash_today_said_the_trash_man_as_he/ | hiphoptomato | 1,754,969,075 | 25 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnxx1k/wow_noisy_trash_today_said_the_trash_man_as_he/ |
1n19x2z | Despite my colleagues’ careful labeling of the items in the fridge, I couldn’t stop myself and ate everything from a plastic container marked “Olive”. | The next day, when my colleagues discovered the container was empty, they had no choice but to delay Olive’s liver transplant. | 689 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n19x2z/despite_my_colleagues_careful_labeling_of_the/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,277,378 | 31 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n19x2z/despite_my_colleagues_careful_labeling_of_the/ |
1mqxndz | I was on a video call with my brother when our mother joined, screaming that she’d been in an accident. | I froze, because she was sitting silently next to me in the backseat the entire time | 686 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqxndz/i_was_on_a_video_call_with_my_brother_when_our/ | LevelQx | 1,755,264,012 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqxndz/i_was_on_a_video_call_with_my_brother_when_our/ |
1muh4qj | The whole earth held their breath as the countdown in the sky hit zero and the forcefield around it lost power. | A message echoed out across the galaxy: "Ready or not!-" | 684 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muh4qj/the_whole_earth_held_their_breath_as_the/ | MatrixMushroom | 1,755,606,823 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muh4qj/the_whole_earth_held_their_breath_as_the/ |
1mxbfln | We forced our son to sleep without a night light as punishment for his tantrum earlier. | The next morning, we found his half-eaten body in his bed, and a trail of blood leading to the closet. | 675 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxbfln/we_forced_our_son_to_sleep_without_a_night_light/ | SummerAndTinkles | 1,755,880,628 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxbfln/we_forced_our_son_to_sleep_without_a_night_light/ |
1myqktu | My car's tyres blew out on the way to the lake with my wife. | Luckily, I had noticed a spare in the trunk while I was putting my wife in there. | 661 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myqktu/my_cars_tyres_blew_out_on_the_way_to_the_lake/ | I-shouldsleep | 1,756,025,686 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myqktu/my_cars_tyres_blew_out_on_the_way_to_the_lake/ |
1n2bujz | I’ve heard that the birds stop singing when a predator is close by. | Should I be worried that my parrot goes deathly silent whenever my new husband enters the room? | 663 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2bujz/ive_heard_that_the_birds_stop_singing_when_a/ | OneSparedToTheSea | 1,756,386,721 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2bujz/ive_heard_that_the_birds_stop_singing_when_a/ |
1mpli5i | The worst part of the Synth uprising, was not knowing who around you got replaced... | As you stare at the gash in your arm, you realize the second worst thing is that sometimes, neither do they... | 665 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpli5i/the_worst_part_of_the_synth_uprising_was_not/ | PTVoltz | 1,755,130,973 | 41 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpli5i/the_worst_part_of_the_synth_uprising_was_not/ |
1n5dh51 | The babies of sea animals are a tiny speck compared to their parents. | Now imagine my horror when I found out the beast that just ate an entire submarine is barely a couple days old. | 649 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5dh51/the_babies_of_sea_animals_are_a_tiny_speck/ | Lixz01683 | 1,756,695,315 | 23 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5dh51/the_babies_of_sea_animals_are_a_tiny_speck/ |
1mrgw8h | My wife woke up and asked me to stop breathing on her neck | I was holding my breath so that thing wouln't hear us | 646 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrgw8h/my_wife_woke_up_and_asked_me_to_stop_breathing_on/ | Shadow_code | 1,755,307,934 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrgw8h/my_wife_woke_up_and_asked_me_to_stop_breathing_on/ |
1msfnbw | As the sun crests the horizon, a tear falls from my eye at the beauty of it. | As my chained down flesh slowly turns to ash, I reflect on the centuries it's been since I've last seen such a sight. | 643 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msfnbw/as_the_sun_crests_the_horizon_a_tear_falls_from/ | edale1 | 1,755,399,165 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msfnbw/as_the_sun_crests_the_horizon_a_tear_falls_from/ |
1n68ck8 | The first thing I did when I got my superpowers was to fly to the brightest star. | But now that I'm done, which star was mine again? | 634 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n68ck8/the_first_thing_i_did_when_i_got_my_superpowers/ | XVUltima | 1,756,781,574 | 27 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n68ck8/the_first_thing_i_did_when_i_got_my_superpowers/ |
1mvgiio | Disgusted with the food my mother packed for me, I handed my lunchbox to the homeless man outside my school. | When class ended, I saw him on the ground, foaming at the mouth. | 635 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvgiio/disgusted_with_the_food_my_mother_packed_for_me_i/ | Nessieinternational | 1,755,700,473 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvgiio/disgusted_with_the_food_my_mother_packed_for_me_i/ |
1mxu24g | The starving people we liberated were so grateful for the food we gave them. | It wasn't until they started to die that we learned what "Refeeding Syndrome" was. | 633 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxu24g/the_starving_people_we_liberated_were_so_grateful/ | Cruel_Irony_Is_Life | 1,755,930,532 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxu24g/the_starving_people_we_liberated_were_so_grateful/ |
1n7j255 | I took a picture of my wife and baby, sleeping soundly side by side. | The sleeping pill I had slipped into my wife's supper was in full effect as I used her hand to cover the mouth and nose of the colicky brat who ruined my life. | 630 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7j255/i_took_a_picture_of_my_wife_and_baby_sleeping/ | WastePotential | 1,756,915,856 | 19 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7j255/i_took_a_picture_of_my_wife_and_baby_sleeping/ |
1n34hqc | Thanks to his great standing in the church and community, along with his long history of being a reliable self-employed electrical engineer, nobody believed my father was an abusive, manipulative sociopath who threatened to kill me if he ever saw me again. |
Fifteen years, two name changes, and three house moves later, my blood ran cold when the landscaper I’d hired told me the name of the subcontractor who was arriving that afternoon to install my outside sockets. | 629 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n34hqc/thanks_to_his_great_standing_in_the_church_and/ | lexxAstar | 1,756,465,801 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n34hqc/thanks_to_his_great_standing_in_the_church_and/ |
1mvckte | I went home with a guy from a bar but left after making out with him because his apartment smelled...weird. | A week later I went to the doctor for what I thought was a weird cold sore on my lip, only to be told that I was infected with bacteria that is only found in dead human flesh. | 627 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvckte/i_went_home_with_a_guy_from_a_bar_but_left_after/ | Then_Manner190 | 1,755,690,599 | 23 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvckte/i_went_home_with_a_guy_from_a_bar_but_left_after/ |
1n5ly8h | TIL that when Michelangelo unveiled the statue of David in 1504, a wealthy couple with early VIP access admired its beauty and praised his genius. | After they left, Michelangelo whispered into the statue’s ear, ‘I told you your parents will never hear you,’ as tears welled in its eyes. | 628 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5ly8h/til_that_when_michelangelo_unveiled_the_statue_of/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,725,321 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5ly8h/til_that_when_michelangelo_unveiled_the_statue_of/ |
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