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1n0fp2l | After Francesco del Giocondo complimented the Mona Lisa, he left Da Vinci’s workshop to find his wife Lisa, after being told she was somewhere in Florence. | Da Vinci then leaned in and whispered, ‘I told you he cannot hear you,’ as human tears slid down the painting. | 630 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0fp2l/after_francesco_del_giocondo_complimented_the/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,194,613 | 21 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0fp2l/after_francesco_del_giocondo_complimented_the/ |
1mxqj0d | I smile at my husband sitting across the table with a grin on his face. | My taxidermy really *has* improved since last time. | 626 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxqj0d/i_smile_at_my_husband_sitting_across_the_table/ | Dragoninabackpack | 1,755,918,678 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxqj0d/i_smile_at_my_husband_sitting_across_the_table/ |
1mvfln9 | You've made it 1000 feet straight up the face of El Capitan, a new personal record. | They say don't look down, but you do, and what you see is terrifying indeed: "NOT FOR CLIMBING". | 619 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvfln9/youve_made_it_1000_feet_straight_up_the_face_of/ | kingrobin | 1,755,698,396 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvfln9/youve_made_it_1000_feet_straight_up_the_face_of/ |
1n3o37f | Watch: with this time machine, I can eradicate humanity with a single sentence. | Hey Professor Fleming, did you remember to clean up your Petri dishes? | 614 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3o37f/watch_with_this_time_machine_i_can_eradicate/ | luciancahil | 1,756,514,337 | 35 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3o37f/watch_with_this_time_machine_i_can_eradicate/ |
1n1vav2 | She wasted away as her belly swelled, no matter how much I begged him to eat. | When her skeletal body finally rose from bed and went straight to the fridge, I thanked God my baby boy had finally reached the maternal control stage. | 612 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1vav2/she_wasted_away_as_her_belly_swelled_no_matter/ | lamsar503 | 1,756,333,892 | 34 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1vav2/she_wasted_away_as_her_belly_swelled_no_matter/ |
1n46e76 | "I'm sorry," the little boy said to his teacher, who was waiting at the school door, "but Mom couldn't make it because Dad pushed her down the stairs again." | "But didn't your dad die last year in the same way?" the teacher replied in confusion to the nodding boy. | 611 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n46e76/im_sorry_the_little_boy_said_to_his_teacher_who/ | robkirstie12 | 1,756,572,427 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n46e76/im_sorry_the_little_boy_said_to_his_teacher_who/ |
1msnz36 | As the world continued to warm, fungus thrived along the equator, even along the ocean floor. | Scientists were concerned with the ecological ramifications until mischievous laughter rang out around the world as the edges connected forming a single fairy ring. | 600 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msnz36/as_the_world_continued_to_warm_fungus_thrived/ | Taodyn | 1,755,428,492 | 25 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msnz36/as_the_world_continued_to_warm_fungus_thrived/ |
1mrpfe3 | My husband and I went to a fortune teller who begged me not to go to work tomorrow. | I stayed home until our house exploded, as she and my husband watched from next door. | 593 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrpfe3/my_husband_and_i_went_to_a_fortune_teller_who/ | Perc0202 | 1,755,333,625 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrpfe3/my_husband_and_i_went_to_a_fortune_teller_who/ |
1na6t3u | We've known for years that some lobsters don't die of old age, they just get bigger and go deeper into the oceans to remain undisturbed. | This is the closest explanation I can find in the natural world for the fleas the size of guard dogs I've just discovered in this abandoned house. | 620 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na6t3u/weve_known_for_years_that_some_lobsters_dont_die/ | No_MoreNails | 1,757,182,992 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na6t3u/weve_known_for_years_that_some_lobsters_dont_die/ |
1mpwzke | To take revenge on my cheating husband, I poured burning acid into his lotion. | Later that night, I realized my mistake when the screams came from my teenage son’s room. | 586 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpwzke/to_take_revenge_on_my_cheating_husband_i_poured/ | LevelQx | 1,755,167,892 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpwzke/to_take_revenge_on_my_cheating_husband_i_poured/ |
1mlm33x | Seeing how much his parents suffered, Spencer decided to travel back to the moment their problems began. | In 2002, his mother screamed as the ultrasound showed her unborn son deliberately wrapping the umbilical cord around his twin’s neck. | 583 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlm33x/seeing_how_much_his_parents_suffered_spencer/ | Nessieinternational | 1,754,734,940 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlm33x/seeing_how_much_his_parents_suffered_spencer/ |
1mnlff8 | While fishing, I glanced into the water and realized it was only a couple of meters deep. | My confusion turned to horror as the “ground” beneath me began to slither away. | 581 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnlff8/while_fishing_i_glanced_into_the_water_and/ | ThomasBurns_ | 1,754,937,846 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnlff8/while_fishing_i_glanced_into_the_water_and/ |
1mm3yl2 | "My man is at home watching my kids right now and he promised me he would treat them just as if they were his own." | "To be helping you out like that is so kind after what happened to his children." | 582 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm3yl2/my_man_is_at_home_watching_my_kids_right_now_and/ | Cheap_Edge_6557 | 1,754,783,566 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm3yl2/my_man_is_at_home_watching_my_kids_right_now_and/ |
1mn1m3l | I had just found giant eggs that had hatched long ago in my archaeologist grand-dad’s old home. | I suddenly remembered that his notes mentioned something about “phorusracidae”, as a large shape began to walk out from a dark corner. | 580 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mn1m3l/i_had_just_found_giant_eggs_that_had_hatched_long/ | Heavy_Break2572 | 1,754,880,342 | 38 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mn1m3l/i_had_just_found_giant_eggs_that_had_hatched_long/ |
1n9n6vf | With HER it was always a toss-up: mind-blowing pleasure that gets insanely and impossibly better every time, or... the other thing. | I have seen what gruesome end awaits anyone whose luck runs out, but I am still powerless to stop myself from going back. | 580 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9n6vf/with_her_it_was_always_a_tossup_mindblowing/ | Smeggfaffa | 1,757,122,972 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9n6vf/with_her_it_was_always_a_tossup_mindblowing/ |
1myqvl4 | Many medicine men and women grabbed their hearts and fell to their knees. | Across the ocean in a kingdom far far away, a man named Christopher Columbus was given command of three ships | 571 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myqvl4/many_medicine_men_and_women_grabbed_their_hearts/ | InvisibleHurt | 1,756,026,816 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myqvl4/many_medicine_men_and_women_grabbed_their_hearts/ |
1mu61bw | He had stalked and killed many women but he decided not to kill her. | He felt a kinship towards her after he discovered that she too stalked and killed women. | 571 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mu61bw/he_had_stalked_and_killed_many_women_but_he/ | SuvenPan | 1,755,570,013 | 21 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mu61bw/he_had_stalked_and_killed_many_women_but_he/ |
1mlidta | My obsession with the game “Plague” was immeasurable with thousands of hours in both the desktop and mobile versions. | That was until the creator showed irrefutable proof it weren’t just simulations but we controlled events in parallel universes. | 573 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlidta/my_obsession_with_the_game_plague_was/ | mdewals | 1,754,720,216 | 32 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlidta/my_obsession_with_the_game_plague_was/ |
1mw4ut7 | I stared in silent horror as my father threw the empty bottle of alcohol at my mother, shattering it to pieces. | What really chilled me to the bone was the monstrous inhuman shriek she let out as her blood turned to black. | 570 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mw4ut7/i_stared_in_silent_horror_as_my_father_threw_the/ | StarKissedThrowaway | 1,755,763,446 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mw4ut7/i_stared_in_silent_horror_as_my_father_threw_the/ |
1n082gl | A secret Vatican codex corrects a crucial mistranslation, revealing the Aramaic word meant not 'light' but 'amnesia', it was never a command. | And so, in the beginning, He begged the eternal, concious *Void* to forget *Its* reach on this tiny space we call the Universe, but even He can't stop our punishment for when our flawed, forever expansion makes *It* remember. | 562 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n082gl/a_secret_vatican_codex_corrects_a_crucial/ | Fit-Tower2734 | 1,756,169,581 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n082gl/a_secret_vatican_codex_corrects_a_crucial/ |
1my7y9c | If you see a deer out there in the woods with its eyes set forward instead of to the side - that’s not a deer. | 555 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1my7y9c/if_you_see_a_deer_out_there_in_the_woods_with_its/ | PimpleJThomas | 1,755,971,095 | 47 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1my7y9c/if_you_see_a_deer_out_there_in_the_woods_with_its/ | |
1n9g5yg | I thanked the doctor for explaining chemo to my daughter, as I sat back and settled in for the session. | The next day, my husband returned to the hospital, tearfully clutching the ~~diary page~~ note that read: "Mom, my tummy hurts, so I am going to use some poison to feel better, just like you!" | 560 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9g5yg/i_thanked_the_doctor_for_explaining_chemo_to_my/ | Night0wlGamer | 1,757,104,271 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9g5yg/i_thanked_the_doctor_for_explaining_chemo_to_my/ |
1n5y7di | “Jackson, you’re telling me that your stool is pastel red?” | “…Your’s isn’t?” | 552 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5y7di/jackson_youre_telling_me_that_your_stool_is/ | jesus_part_2 | 1,756,754,810 | 36 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5y7di/jackson_youre_telling_me_that_your_stool_is/ |
1n25r5b | She bragged about making bespoke leather coin purses, each one stitched from the rarest hides. | I stopped running my hand across the grain when she whispered, “they’re all scrotums.”
| 552 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n25r5b/she_bragged_about_making_bespoke_leather_coin/ | lamsar503 | 1,756,366,028 | 57 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n25r5b/she_bragged_about_making_bespoke_leather_coin/ |
1mn1f4q | I told my therapist I was starting to feel like a real person again. | He frowned and said, “That’s not part of the simulation.” | 554 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mn1f4q/i_told_my_therapist_i_was_starting_to_feel_like_a/ | lamsar503 | 1,754,879,756 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mn1f4q/i_told_my_therapist_i_was_starting_to_feel_like_a/ |
1nadt79 | When we were 9 and 11 years old years old, they sent my older brother to a psychiatric facility because apparently he had gutted some of the neighbors' pets. | The years that followed were bleak for me, because without him around, I no longer had anyone to put the blame on. | 625 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nadt79/when_we_were_9_and_11_years_old_years_old_they/ | EinMichael | 1,757,200,624 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nadt79/when_we_were_9_and_11_years_old_years_old_they/ |
1n2s087 | My wife and I sacrificed a pregnant deer to save our stillborn child | Now my son's doe eyes look at me with all the stolen animosity of the fawn that spilt from the mothers hide. | 539 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2s087/my_wife_and_i_sacrificed_a_pregnant_deer_to_save/ | PolicyPurple3331 | 1,756,424,562 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2s087/my_wife_and_i_sacrificed_a_pregnant_deer_to_save/ |
1mwd483 | I gaze into the starry sky for the last time, and plunge the knife into my body. | I'm the last of my tribe and I have no one else to sacrifice to make the sun rise next morning. | 538 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwd483/i_gaze_into_the_starry_sky_for_the_last_time_and/ | Lightning_Shade | 1,755,787,856 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwd483/i_gaze_into_the_starry_sky_for_the_last_time_and/ |
1mq2bq6 | When I realised my “Flip With Me” Labubu doll moves about when I sleep, I started leaving candies and treats for it to eat, waking up every morning to find it lying next to me with “happy eyes”. | This morning, I woke up to find it with “crying eyes”, looking fearfully at my strangely ajar door. | 538 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq2bq6/when_i_realised_my_flip_with_me_labubu_doll_moves/ | Nessieinternational | 1,755,181,879 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq2bq6/when_i_realised_my_flip_with_me_labubu_doll_moves/ |
1na1yfj | I knew I wasn’t supposed to but I’d always sneak seconds from the pantry. | Somehow it never occurred to me that one day we might need those backup rations. | 565 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na1yfj/i_knew_i_wasnt_supposed_to_but_id_always_sneak/ | Axsolotle | 1,757,171,413 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na1yfj/i_knew_i_wasnt_supposed_to_but_id_always_sneak/ |
1mwtf1j | My brother said that if I didn't sleep under my bed, the monster that ate our sister would get me. | But I knew he was lying because Dad promised us that he hadn't used bath salts since he got out of prison. | 534 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwtf1j/my_brother_said_that_if_i_didnt_sleep_under_my/ | dalonley1 | 1,755,826,347 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwtf1j/my_brother_said_that_if_i_didnt_sleep_under_my/ |
1mo86jr | I found a doll nailed to my front door with my baby’s hospital band around its neck. | That night, she cried and screamed, finally fell silent at dawn, and after her eyes opened a few hours later she never cried again. | 529 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo86jr/i_found_a_doll_nailed_to_my_front_door_with_my/ | lamsar503 | 1,755,003,868 | 49 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo86jr/i_found_a_doll_nailed_to_my_front_door_with_my/ |
1mmj1av | I was lauded for my gynaecological miracles, bestowing long-barren couples sudden and spontaneous pregnancies with nothing but a minimally invasive surgical procedure. | Can you believe all it took was a grimoire and some morgue robbing? | 530 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmj1av/i_was_lauded_for_my_gynaecological_miracles/ | BustnHmns | 1,754,833,683 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmj1av/i_was_lauded_for_my_gynaecological_miracles/ |
1n0mr23 | The kidnapper said that I could see my daughter again if I chose the right door | Once I had chosen and saw my daughter's head, I knew that every door would be the right one. | 527 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0mr23/the_kidnapper_said_that_i_could_see_my_daughter/ | AL086 | 1,756,217,057 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0mr23/the_kidnapper_said_that_i_could_see_my_daughter/ |
1mt1tv6 | As the small boy cried over the dead mouse, his mother wished he'd always feel such empathy for the living things that others overlooked. | Really, she should have prayed that he'd feel something-- anything-- for his fellow humans. | 524 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt1tv6/as_the_small_boy_cried_over_the_dead_mouse_his/ | aremissing | 1,755,462,878 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt1tv6/as_the_small_boy_cried_over_the_dead_mouse_his/ |
1mo5wwx | She tripped with a screwdriver in her hand, knocking herself unconscious as it pierced her abdomen. | Her young son, remembering what he learned about cleaning wounds, happily poured bleach into the open wound. | 523 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo5wwx/she_tripped_with_a_screwdriver_in_her_hand/ | LevelQx | 1,754,997,469 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo5wwx/she_tripped_with_a_screwdriver_in_her_hand/ |
1mrkog3 | "Pull my finger" | I said to my girlfriend as she assisted in firing the gun I had pointed at both of our heads | 521 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrkog3/pull_my_finger/ | Accurate-Entrance380 | 1,755,318,510 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrkog3/pull_my_finger/ |
1mrjigc | The lady angrily told her best friend, “No, I told him to stop scamming me.” | Twenty minutes later, the mechanic watched as the ambulance sped toward the crash. | 514 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrjigc/the_lady_angrily_told_her_best_friend_no_i_told/ | krismis09 | 1,755,315,115 | 19 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrjigc/the_lady_angrily_told_her_best_friend_no_i_told/ |
1n7wxov | The cops thought I was a psychopath because they caught me on the playground asking children if they wanted to play with the kittens that live in a box in my van. | But those THINGS in that box only look like kittens and they make me to bring them fresh meat everyday. | 513 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7wxov/the_cops_thought_i_was_a_psychopath_because_they/ | drrkorby | 1,756,948,930 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7wxov/the_cops_thought_i_was_a_psychopath_because_they/ |
1mvjpcm | As an avid backwoods hiker, he wasn’t frightened by the scurrying of an animal outside his tent. | But when he unzipped the flap and shone his flashlight into the darkness, he illuminated the crouched bodies of human men creeping toward him on all fours. | 501 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvjpcm/as_an_avid_backwoods_hiker_he_wasnt_frightened_by/ | WordyV | 1,755,707,386 | 31 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvjpcm/as_an_avid_backwoods_hiker_he_wasnt_frightened_by/ |
1mp82lf | [AUG25] To prevent my mother’s death, I time-travelled to 2006, told her everything, and begged her to stay at home. | When I returned to 2025, she had still died the same way and her final diary entry read: “I know my son from the future warned me, but it’s still worth risking the death penalty.” | 487 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp82lf/aug25_to_prevent_my_mothers_death_i_timetravelled/ | Nessieinternational | 1,755,100,055 | 38 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp82lf/aug25_to_prevent_my_mothers_death_i_timetravelled/ |
1n8j5bt | “Alexa, how long left on the timer” |
“Three billion, one hundred and fifty-five million, seven hundred and sixty thousand seconds remain of your isolation” | 488 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8j5bt/alexa_how_long_left_on_the_timer/ | zimmerman36 | 1,757,012,854 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8j5bt/alexa_how_long_left_on_the_timer/ |
1n4f66v | As a scarecrow dragged our friend into the field during the corn maze, we all laughed thinking it was part of the show | As the cops spanned the field the staff kept telling us that they didn’t have anyone working as a scarecrow at all. | 485 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4f66v/as_a_scarecrow_dragged_our_friend_into_the_field/ | Current-Tricky | 1,756,594,900 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4f66v/as_a_scarecrow_dragged_our_friend_into_the_field/ |
1mzsc98 | When the police had no idea who the killer was, I used in a Ouija board and asked it who killed my father. |
The planchette grew cold under my fingers as it spelled “R-O-T-I-N-H-E-L-L”, assuring me that my dad knows I got away with it.
| 481 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzsc98/when_the_police_had_no_idea_who_the_killer_was_i/ | FrankenBeast58 | 1,756,132,911 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzsc98/when_the_police_had_no_idea_who_the_killer_was_i/ |
1muy18n | I found it creepy when my daughter's new pet bunny would dig up little bones anytime she brought him into the backyard. | Even creepier was the morning she casually announced over breakfast that Captain Carrots had told her where the rest of the little girl could be found. | 465 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muy18n/i_found_it_creepy_when_my_daughters_new_pet_bunny/ | PocketRobn | 1,755,644,497 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muy18n/i_found_it_creepy_when_my_daughters_new_pet_bunny/ |
1n0lgkn | The old man got angry when the children climbed into his backyard to search for their ball, but he was too weak to even hold his gun. | So all he could do was watch as they all got dragged down the well he had been guarding all those years by the thing that took his wife. | 460 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0lgkn/the_old_man_got_angry_when_the_children_climbed/ | dalonley1 | 1,756,213,880 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0lgkn/the_old_man_got_angry_when_the_children_climbed/ |
1n4cah4 | The only thing more brutal than my daughter's chemotherapy... | ...is that she believes me she has cancer. | 453 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4cah4/the_only_thing_more_brutal_than_my_daughters/ | Rin_Seven | 1,756,587,194 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4cah4/the_only_thing_more_brutal_than_my_daughters/ |
1mrdbim | I felt tension across my chest melt as my suicidal boyfriend promised me that he'd never leave me by taking his own life. | Then, as he pulled a small gun from his jacket, he explained that he would be joining me instead of leaving. | 452 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrdbim/i_felt_tension_across_my_chest_melt_as_my/ | mystical_sex_witch | 1,755,298,779 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrdbim/i_felt_tension_across_my_chest_melt_as_my/ |
1n84fqz | [SEP25] I didn't believe my 8 year old son when he said he'd made a new friend using his homemade deep-space transmitter. | A week later, as the giant being blocking the sun slowly opened it's impossibly large mouth, my excited son ran up to me screaming, "See, I *told* you my friend WorldEater Thrax was real!" | 459 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n84fqz/sep25_i_didnt_believe_my_8_year_old_son_when_he/ | edale1 | 1,756,974,042 | 22 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n84fqz/sep25_i_didnt_believe_my_8_year_old_son_when_he/ |
1mx35i2 | Two former enemies, having grown closer together after a long and dangerous journey, entered the room and saw that there was only one bed. | The emergency shelter was completely deserted and didn't have food or water, just that one useless bed. | 448 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mx35i2/two_former_enemies_having_grown_closer_together/ | Steckie2 | 1,755,859,684 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mx35i2/two_former_enemies_having_grown_closer_together/ |
1mzktvn | When child protective services came to do a welfare check, I told them truthfully that I sent my kids to live with their grandparents. | The CPS agents seemed a little confused when they realized my parents passed away years ago. | 450 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzktvn/when_child_protective_services_came_to_do_a/ | Cheap_Edge_6557 | 1,756,110,207 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzktvn/when_child_protective_services_came_to_do_a/ |
1naik2b | “I was just debating whether or not I should kill you”, I said to my date as she burst into nervous laughter, and I slowly slipped the blade from my pocket. | “Ha HA HAAAA I already made up my mind”, she snorted as she pressed the gun to my chin and pulled the trigger. | 465 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naik2b/i_was_just_debating_whether_or_not_i_should_kill/ | Responsible-Bat5698 | 1,757,214,744 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naik2b/i_was_just_debating_whether_or_not_i_should_kill/ |
1n007bk | The principal asked us to stand for the anthem before recess. | Armed guards walked the aisles, making note of which child’s lips didn’t move. | 443 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n007bk/the_principal_asked_us_to_stand_for_the_anthem/ | lamsar503 | 1,756,150,310 | 42 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n007bk/the_principal_asked_us_to_stand_for_the_anthem/ |
1mth9rk | [Repost] In a world of people with superpowers, they usually develop around childhood. | As I was giving birth, I learnt my baby was a very early developer. | 441 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mth9rk/repost_in_a_world_of_people_with_superpowers_they/ | P4intbrush1 | 1,755,509,473 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mth9rk/repost_in_a_world_of_people_with_superpowers_they/ |
1mmuo31 | [AUG25] “We’ve been so naive” she hastily etched into her Diary, hot tears welling in her eyes. | “When I snuck in the Lactaid factory, I saw bugs, they were laying eggs into the milk in the dairy fridges,” She managed to write before the sensation of pincers writhing in her stomach sent her into shock. | 434 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmuo31/aug25_weve_been_so_naive_she_hastily_etched_into/ | Linkd_at_Heart | 1,754,861,248 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmuo31/aug25_weve_been_so_naive_she_hastily_etched_into/ |
1naj87y | My husband is the king of weaponized incompetence, and I’m trying out the “let them” theory. | So instead of correcting him when he mixed bleach and ammonia to clean, I took a nice long walk outside. | 494 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naj87y/my_husband_is_the_king_of_weaponized_incompetence/ | adameofthrones | 1,757,216,903 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naj87y/my_husband_is_the_king_of_weaponized_incompetence/ |
1mqysne | When my wife opened the door and invited the strange man asking to use our phone into our home, I knew he couldn't be trusted. | But what I didn't know was neither could my wife until I asked him to leave and my wife hit me over the head with a shovel. | 423 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqysne/when_my_wife_opened_the_door_and_invited_the/ | 54321RUN | 1,755,266,660 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqysne/when_my_wife_opened_the_door_and_invited_the/ |
1na640r | He really loved sleeping naked. | If only he’d run out the apartment that way five seconds earlier, he would’ve been alive. | 422 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na640r/he_really_loved_sleeping_naked/ | catcher_mark | 1,757,181,360 | 24 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na640r/he_really_loved_sleeping_naked/ |
1ms42ka | “I can’t believe I had to pull seven teeth,” the dental surgeon muttered. | “From that same molar every time?” asked the nurse in disbelief. | 414 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ms42ka/i_cant_believe_i_had_to_pull_seven_teeth_the/ | EntertainingChaos | 1,755,370,204 | 19 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ms42ka/i_cant_believe_i_had_to_pull_seven_teeth_the/ |
1mrbcrj | Many serial killers have a strong desire to reveal their exploits to the public. | Thats why I make these posts. | 414 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrbcrj/many_serial_killers_have_a_strong_desire_to/ | Cheap_Edge_6557 | 1,755,294,165 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrbcrj/many_serial_killers_have_a_strong_desire_to/ |
1modvxq | Scientists were left stumped by the continent-sized infinity symbol branded upon Earth's surface, even as it reduced its surroundings into a featureless white surface in an ever-expanding ring. | It took the formation of a black ring around the white, as well as the discovery that Pluto was now a featureless white sphere for them to realize the horrible truth. | 414 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1modvxq/scientists_were_left_stumped_by_the/ | smilelikeachow | 1,755,017,087 | 39 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1modvxq/scientists_were_left_stumped_by_the/ |
1moz9xz | The elevator shuddered to a stop between floors, trapping me inside with a child patient who needed urgent care. | Night fell and I saw my nurse uniform ripping under a full moon, summoning a beast inside me that would despise the sick baby in my arms. | 404 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1moz9xz/the_elevator_shuddered_to_a_stop_between_floors/ | Ghost_In_The_Shell_9 | 1,755,075,532 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1moz9xz/the_elevator_shuddered_to_a_stop_between_floors/ |
1n0wr7x | “Mommy, the little girl in the wall said it’s cold.” | The woman froze in fear, not knowing who the pale-faced girl standing in the doorway was calling her mommy. | 394 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0wr7x/mommy_the_little_girl_in_the_wall_said_its_cold/ | davinpantz | 1,756,239,716 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0wr7x/mommy_the_little_girl_in_the_wall_said_its_cold/ |
1n7fs3l | When we investigated the grisly murders, we arrested the only suspect who was jittery and tense the entire way to the station, but finally relaxed once he was in his cell. | I asked him why, and he responded, "It's safer in here," as the lights went out. | 398 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7fs3l/when_we_investigated_the_grisly_murders_we/ | the_lost_library | 1,756,908,412 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7fs3l/when_we_investigated_the_grisly_murders_we/ |
1mtzo15 | "I'm sorry, but your son was found dead earlier today, poisoned with arsenic" said the policemen on the phone. | Am I really paying such high taxes, for police that can't even tell the difference between arsenic and cyanide? | 390 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtzo15/im_sorry_but_your_son_was_found_dead_earlier/ | BlakkAngelMB | 1,755,553,692 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtzo15/im_sorry_but_your_son_was_found_dead_earlier/ |
1mq7wbl | [Aug25] The regal sidhe passed judgment before she glided toward the hills, leaving the dairy barn thick with the scent of warm milk. | My mind writhes in a cow’s body, feeling every pull and squeeze of my former hands milking me. | 381 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq7wbl/aug25_the_regal_sidhe_passed_judgment_before_she/ | lamsar503 | 1,755,193,989 | 50 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq7wbl/aug25_the_regal_sidhe_passed_judgment_before_she/ |
1mqvlvi | The only thing the lonely girl wanted for Christmas was a younger brother or sister to play with. | The barren couple had no choice but to abduct another child. | 380 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqvlvi/the_only_thing_the_lonely_girl_wanted_for/ | amnSor | 1,755,258,843 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqvlvi/the_only_thing_the_lonely_girl_wanted_for/ |
1mseai3 | "The Adam and Eve killer strikes again," the news anchor reports. | They've given me this nickname, as I remove a single rib from each of my female victims. | 373 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mseai3/the_adam_and_eve_killer_strikes_again_the_news/ | frostytyler | 1,755,395,074 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mseai3/the_adam_and_eve_killer_strikes_again_the_news/ |
1mxoow5 | I'd finally gotten a job that would get me out of the small town I'd spent most of my life being an outcast in, I just needed to pay two hundred dollars to buy the uniform and a few tools. | When my card declined at the checkout and I called my bank, they told me that my college repayment plan had taken out a hundred dollars more than I'd planned and for the first time, I realized I'd never leave this place. | 366 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxoow5/id_finally_gotten_a_job_that_would_get_me_out_of/ | BeyondBoxCreative | 1,755,913,118 | 21 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxoow5/id_finally_gotten_a_job_that_would_get_me_out_of/ |
1mrvr2m | "Don't worry, I won't hurt you." My kidnapper said as he handcuffed me to a radiator. | He was right that he wouldn't hurt me, but it's been two weeks and he hasn't fed me either. | 366 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrvr2m/dont_worry_i_wont_hurt_you_my_kidnapper_said_as/ | Adorable-Act-3858 | 1,755,352,041 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrvr2m/dont_worry_i_wont_hurt_you_my_kidnapper_said_as/ |
1n2uxyd | No one knew what to expect when aliens first made contact with earth. | No one expected them to ignore humans and talk to something hidden deep, deep in the ocean. | 363 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2uxyd/no_one_knew_what_to_expect_when_aliens_first_made/ | Mesajarjar_binks | 1,756,432,697 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2uxyd/no_one_knew_what_to_expect_when_aliens_first_made/ |
1myb89e | She had a one-in-a-million condition where her fetuses where extremely delicate for the first few months. | The doctor only realized this when he watched the fetus being violently torn apart by the ultrasound machine. | 363 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myb89e/she_had_a_oneinamillion_condition_where_her/ | lucasglas | 1,755,978,764 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myb89e/she_had_a_oneinamillion_condition_where_her/ |
1n0ahd2 | I begged my husband to stop, but he punched the man who catcalled me so hard that he started spitting out teeth. | He’s still going, and the pile of teeth is growing higher, and my husband has started to cry. | 361 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0ahd2/i_begged_my_husband_to_stop_but_he_punched_the/ | Historical-Pop-9177 | 1,756,176,328 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0ahd2/i_begged_my_husband_to_stop_but_he_punched_the/ |
1mw05ci | I was getting sick of my wife's paintings of our neighbors cluttering our house, so I decided to burn them all. | The screams echoing throughout our neighborhood afterwards will forever haunt me. | 364 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mw05ci/i_was_getting_sick_of_my_wifes_paintings_of_our/ | DarkHorseReborn | 1,755,747,126 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mw05ci/i_was_getting_sick_of_my_wifes_paintings_of_our/ |
1mnd8nm | I hate taking care of my sick old dad, the bastard used to throw me out the house any chance he got | Today his eyes opened wide and he said to me over the hissing of his oxygen tank: "when I'm gone...in the crawl space...it must be fed". | 361 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnd8nm/i_hate_taking_care_of_my_sick_old_dad_the_bastard/ | Then_Manner190 | 1,754,919,538 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnd8nm/i_hate_taking_care_of_my_sick_old_dad_the_bastard/ |
1n5sg6e | After I asked them what was so funny, they suddenly stopped laughing and everyone just crumpled to the ground, dead. | Although it was a traumatic thing to witness, I couldn't stop myself from starting to giggle. | 364 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5sg6e/after_i_asked_them_what_was_so_funny_they/ | Outside_Normal | 1,756,742,098 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5sg6e/after_i_asked_them_what_was_so_funny_they/ |
1muk8m7 | I just found out that my body can never get tired. | But then as night approached; I realized that my brain did. | 358 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muk8m7/i_just_found_out_that_my_body_can_never_get_tired/ | NothingMaster8898 | 1,755,614,193 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muk8m7/i_just_found_out_that_my_body_can_never_get_tired/ |
1n3y1fi | The gods are mortal, but they don't die when people stop believing in them. | It's the other way around, actually: everyone who believes in a god dies when it does. | 358 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3y1fi/the_gods_are_mortal_but_they_dont_die_when_people/ | 0114028 | 1,756,548,936 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3y1fi/the_gods_are_mortal_but_they_dont_die_when_people/ |
1mxncqa | When the infection started, the world was in shock. | How could the plastic eating bacteria that was supposed to save the environment effect us so badly? | 350 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxncqa/when_the_infection_started_the_world_was_in_shock/ | InsanityShard | 1,755,909,249 | 27 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxncqa/when_the_infection_started_the_world_was_in_shock/ |
1mytzae | I hate cleaning the daycare after hours because the toys never shut up. | Tonight, the dolls asked why the child in the toy box doesn’t bleed when they bite him. | 350 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mytzae/i_hate_cleaning_the_daycare_after_hours_because/ | lamsar503 | 1,756,037,605 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mytzae/i_hate_cleaning_the_daycare_after_hours_because/ |
1n8uebh | "We can't remove the eggs without killing you." he told me. | As I strapped on the C4 vest, I prayed I'd reach the nest before the things inside me hatched and started eating. | 355 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8uebh/we_cant_remove_the_eggs_without_killing_you_he/ | GenericSpider | 1,757,042,089 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8uebh/we_cant_remove_the_eggs_without_killing_you_he/ |
1n3c6ei | The vet said the puppy's broken leg would heal, but the X-ray showed seven distinct fractures, each in a different stage of mending. | That's when I realized my son's "playtime" in the basement wasn't with his toys. | 354 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3c6ei/the_vet_said_the_puppys_broken_leg_would_heal_but/ | Bigenderqueen | 1,756,485,086 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3c6ei/the_vet_said_the_puppys_broken_leg_would_heal_but/ |
1mm4eio | I should have listened when they told me my cats couldn't survive on an all vegan diet. | They waited until my sleep paralysis set in to get the meat they so desperately needed. | 351 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm4eio/i_should_have_listened_when_they_told_me_my_cats/ | edale1 | 1,754,784,864 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm4eio/i_should_have_listened_when_they_told_me_my_cats/ |
1n8wobk | I ignore the door sitting loose in its frame again while my wife tells me about last night’s dream. | Even after 8 years, I cannot convince her that having a “tell” for lucid dreams is not a cool thing to have. | 348 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8wobk/i_ignore_the_door_sitting_loose_in_its_frame/ | pipic4 | 1,757,049,528 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8wobk/i_ignore_the_door_sitting_loose_in_its_frame/ |
1mp3yoe | “ you know how sometimes you get that white string goop in your eye and you take it out and it looks weird? | Last time I did that, it moved on its own.” | 345 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp3yoe/you_know_how_sometimes_you_get_that_white_string/ | skeeterpeg83 | 1,755,090,466 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp3yoe/you_know_how_sometimes_you_get_that_white_string/ |
1mq20in | When time stopped across the world, humans were somehow thankfully unaffected. | To the people now trapped in elevators or forced to bleed out walking on razor sharp blades of grass, this was little comfort. | 337 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq20in/when_time_stopped_across_the_world_humans_were/ | Kirby_Israel | 1,755,181,167 | 35 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq20in/when_time_stopped_across_the_world_humans_were/ |
1mmuof6 | Sealed in a chamber under the central temple, in a black room with a floor of human waste, was a child - their life slowly being funneled to feed the gleaming metropolis. | The ones who walked away from the city would never stop thinking about the sight of that decrepit thing (everyone had to see him once), but those who stayed...they never gave him another thought. | 340 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmuof6/sealed_in_a_chamber_under_the_central_temple_in_a/ | symbionica | 1,754,861,273 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmuof6/sealed_in_a_chamber_under_the_central_temple_in_a/ |
1my187l | I hate when people assume em dashes mean AI wrote it. | I mean—we’re ALL human here, right? | 342 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1my187l/i_hate_when_people_assume_em_dashes_mean_ai_wrote/ | KlSARAGI_STATION | 1,755,955,053 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1my187l/i_hate_when_people_assume_em_dashes_mean_ai_wrote/ |
1mljb6g | We buried my father while he was still wearing his smartwatch. | Now, two days later, it's finally stopped recording a heart rate. | 338 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mljb6g/we_buried_my_father_while_he_was_still_wearing/ | Different_Okra_1490 | 1,754,723,698 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mljb6g/we_buried_my_father_while_he_was_still_wearing/ |
1mp3g2j | My aunt always said that a woman's life ends after having kids | after all,she was goddamn right as i lose consciousness in my hospital bed. | 339 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp3g2j/my_aunt_always_said_that_a_womans_life_ends_after/ | CenturyCoal | 1,755,089,111 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp3g2j/my_aunt_always_said_that_a_womans_life_ends_after/ |
1n74z0a | Going to sleep that night I wished on the passing star that the brains of all bad people would explode. | Woken by a headache I soon realised that genocide, even for a noble cause, is still genocide. | 335 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n74z0a/going_to_sleep_that_night_i_wished_on_the_passing/ | New-Seesaw8584 | 1,756,872,380 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n74z0a/going_to_sleep_that_night_i_wished_on_the_passing/ |
1n6tomx | Ever since a lab experiment gone wrong, I’ve had the ability to shapeshift into whatever I want. | It’s been so long that I’ve forgotten my true form. | 334 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6tomx/ever_since_a_lab_experiment_gone_wrong_ive_had/ | Obvious-Ad-16 | 1,756,842,803 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6tomx/ever_since_a_lab_experiment_gone_wrong_ive_had/ |
1n4ulpe | Her elderly attacker had spiked her drink, and now in her final seconds, she was lying naked on his table asking God why? | He smiled, his dentures sliding almost past his lips, ‘I’ll probably live to 100 because the good lord delays meeting his mistakes.’ | 330 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4ulpe/her_elderly_attacker_had_spiked_her_drink_and_now/ | Original-Loquat3788 | 1,756,646,575 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4ulpe/her_elderly_attacker_had_spiked_her_drink_and_now/ |
1mx7ny7 | "The teacher kept me back after class today to tell me about the birds and the bees, and I found it really strange, Mommy." | "Were there really animals that could fly through the air before the air got toxic and we had to move underground?" the little girl continued. | 326 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mx7ny7/the_teacher_kept_me_back_after_class_today_to/ | dalonley1 | 1,755,872,026 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mx7ny7/the_teacher_kept_me_back_after_class_today_to/ |
1mzc1nm | I woke up to the sound of my daughter laughing in the hallway, even though she’d been missing for weeks | When I ran to hug her, the thing wearing her face whispered, “Found you.” | 329 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzc1nm/i_woke_up_to_the_sound_of_my_daughter_laughing_in/ | AL086 | 1,756,081,112 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzc1nm/i_woke_up_to_the_sound_of_my_daughter_laughing_in/ |
1mqk4h2 | The sonar keeps picking up a second sub shadowing us. | We’re the only vessel in this sector, and the shadow is getting closer. | 323 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqk4h2/the_sonar_keeps_picking_up_a_second_sub_shadowing/ | Bigenderqueen | 1,755,222,518 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqk4h2/the_sonar_keeps_picking_up_a_second_sub_shadowing/ |
1mwfoby | "Ma'am, a nation wide recall would cause a panic that would almost certainly destroy this company." | "How about instead we put your husband's name on the packaging and you get a percentage of sales in perpetuity for keeping quiet about his unfortunate accident." | 323 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwfoby/maam_a_nation_wide_recall_would_cause_a_panic/ | derf_vader | 1,755,793,370 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwfoby/maam_a_nation_wide_recall_would_cause_a_panic/ |
1mp4noe | The chosen one has finally slain the evil dragon, just as the prophecy foretold | I always knew one of those children would eventually be the "chosen one" | 324 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp4noe/the_chosen_one_has_finally_slain_the_evil_dragon/ | Inari-k | 1,755,092,155 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp4noe/the_chosen_one_has_finally_slain_the_evil_dragon/ |
1n5bevx | "A mother's love is unconditonal," my mom says as makes me chicken noodle soup. | "So is their evil," I murmur to myself, as I see her slip bleach into the pot. | 324 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5bevx/a_mothers_love_is_unconditonal_my_mom_says_as/ | frostytyler | 1,756,689,018 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5bevx/a_mothers_love_is_unconditonal_my_mom_says_as/ |
1mwbumv | After the cartel leader was hauled away in chains, I FaceTimed the security detail protecting my family, asking to see my wife and children so I could tell them it was finally over. | An unfamiliar voice responded, "Which part would you like to see first?" | 318 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwbumv/after_the_cartel_leader_was_hauled_away_in_chains/ | Outside_Normal | 1,755,785,068 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwbumv/after_the_cartel_leader_was_hauled_away_in_chains/ |
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