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1n3jwql
Last night I had my usual episode of sleep paralysis, so I started my unlocking "ritual" by focusing my eyes on small objects in my room, trying to name them.
After the lamp, my gaze stopped at the door, where beneath a dim red glow, my father stood filming me.
316
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3jwql/last_night_i_had_my_usual_episode_of_sleep/
Barry_Egan00
1,756,503,183
18
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3jwql/last_night_i_had_my_usual_episode_of_sleep/
1mmv2q1
When my highly allergic daughter was stung by a bee, I quickly grabbed the EpiPen from my bag and jabbed it into her leg.
Her scream made me realize I must have accidentally left the EpiPen at home, and grabbed the small screwdriver instead.
315
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmv2q1/when_my_highly_allergic_daughter_was_stung_by_a/
LevelQx
1,754,862,277
18
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmv2q1/when_my_highly_allergic_daughter_was_stung_by_a/
1mmw8uz
My step daughter didn’t like me, she said I could never replace her deceased father.
But she started calling me daddy the first time I lost control and beat up her mother.
311
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmw8uz/my_step_daughter_didnt_like_me_she_said_i_could/
Hizzielgc
1,754,865,244
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmw8uz/my_step_daughter_didnt_like_me_she_said_i_could/
1mxgqo4
My kids found this old cartoon on a bootleg DVD where a funny clown teaches you how to do magic tricks. I can’t get them to stop watching it, and now every time I blink, I forget one of their names.
310
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxgqo4/my_kids_found_this_old_cartoon_on_a_bootleg_dvd/
ShadeOfDreadYT
1,755,892,733
14
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxgqo4/my_kids_found_this_old_cartoon_on_a_bootleg_dvd/
1mmijpg
It's been five minutes since the elevator got stuck, and I was getting pretty annoyed the issue hadn't been resolved yet.
My annoyance turned to terror when I noticed the thick smoke coming in from between the doors.
308
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmijpg/its_been_five_minutes_since_the_elevator_got/
Left_Nectarine_4103
1,754,832,391
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmijpg/its_been_five_minutes_since_the_elevator_got/
1n56z4h
Did you know that vampirism can also be passed genetically?
Neither did my wife and I until we started getting frantic texts from the administrator of our teething infant’s day care center…
310
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n56z4h/did_you_know_that_vampirism_can_also_be_passed/
Past-Celebration9335
1,756,676,557
16
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n56z4h/did_you_know_that_vampirism_can_also_be_passed/
1mm7ro1
[AUG25] When my parents found my diary, I was terrified they were gonna send me away to some correctional camp.
As we drive down the dark street searching for my first victim, my dad assures me with a proud smile that hematolagnia runs in the family.
308
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm7ro1/aug25_when_my_parents_found_my_diary_i_was/
crimzinace
1,754,795,031
10
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm7ro1/aug25_when_my_parents_found_my_diary_i_was/
1n72n5z
I was afraid the dog would dig up my daughter in the backyard, so I used a chain instead of a rope this time.
But the chain didn't even slow her down when the dog dug her up, and she ended up killing him and half the villagers.
310
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n72n5z/i_was_afraid_the_dog_would_dig_up_my_daughter_in/
54321RUN
1,756,865,440
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n72n5z/i_was_afraid_the_dog_would_dig_up_my_daughter_in/
1mzixdy
On a late-night fishing trip, I looked into the water below to see thousands of stars reflected in the water.
Which I thought was odd, considering how damn cloudy it was that night.
305
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzixdy/on_a_latenight_fishing_trip_i_looked_into_the/
geekinc329
1,756,102,817
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzixdy/on_a_latenight_fishing_trip_i_looked_into_the/
1n0edum
Days after my parents reported my 10-year-old brother missing, the Singapore police found him alive on Sentosa beach, confirmed with DNA testing.
Looking at him, I know he isn’t my brother because I helped my parents dump his chopped-up body into the sea.
298
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0edum/days_after_my_parents_reported_my_10yearold/
Nessieinternational
1,756,189,474
25
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0edum/days_after_my_parents_reported_my_10yearold/
1mzh27h
“You’ve got this, son, keep it up!” Dad shouted from the stands.
Nobody bet on me against the seventh grader twice my size, because every wager was on which parent would leave their seat first and double their debt.
299
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzh27h/youve_got_this_son_keep_it_up_dad_shouted_from/
lamsar503
1,756,096,150
20
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzh27h/youve_got_this_son_keep_it_up_dad_shouted_from/
1mpbayk
He laughed and told me I couldn’t keep secrets from him.
I smiled, thinking about the one in our freezer.
302
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpbayk/he_laughed_and_told_me_i_couldnt_keep_secrets/
SkyTreeSF
1,755,107,191
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpbayk/he_laughed_and_told_me_i_couldnt_keep_secrets/
1mwghki
"Mama , look, look — the soldier's are bringing coconuts!"
As the truck from the Kempeitai centre drove closer, one coconut rolled down — squelching slowly — to reveal his father's face.
298
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwghki/mama_look_look_the_soldiers_are_bringing_coconuts/
One-Definition-7313
1,755,795,147
11
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwghki/mama_look_look_the_soldiers_are_bringing_coconuts/
1mupju9
I've worked as a park ranger for many years, and my daughter never seems to get enough of my bedtime stories about the wild.
But as the flames surrounded me and the sirens faded, I regretted only that I couldn't tell her one more.
296
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mupju9/ive_worked_as_a_park_ranger_for_many_years_and_my/
One-Definition-7313
1,755,625,630
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mupju9/ive_worked_as_a_park_ranger_for_many_years_and_my/
1mz36if
After getting honorably discharged from the military after I lost both my legs, I thought I could enjoy some peace home with my wife.
As I relaxed on the couch my wife left to buy groceries, this should of been fine had I not got a tornado warning 5 minutes after she left.
293
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz36if/after_getting_honorably_discharged_from_the/
ConfidentLab276
1,756,059,623
15
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz36if/after_getting_honorably_discharged_from_the/
1mxbg30
My wife is in prison because she fatally poisoned her boss.
What a pleasant surprise to get two birds with one stone when that homemade marble cake she hid ended up being for him.
296
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxbg30/my_wife_is_in_prison_because_she_fatally_poisoned/
FrankenBeast58
1,755,880,659
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxbg30/my_wife_is_in_prison_because_she_fatally_poisoned/
1nat1oa
In Dublin's fair city, where the girls are so pretty, I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone.
As she wheeled her wheel-barrow, through streets broad and narrow, I carefully quickened my steps, unable to resist the look of her youthful and innocent white skin.
425
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nat1oa/in_dublins_fair_city_where_the_girls_are_so/
Dry-Calligrapher5302
1,757,251,314
29
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nat1oa/in_dublins_fair_city_where_the_girls_are_so/
1n6j4t5
"Alright,your last wish is to bring your father back to life"said the genie and snapped his fingers.
Seeing our deceased mailman Larry bring me mail again made me rethink my life.
296
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6j4t5/alrightyour_last_wish_is_to_bring_your_father/
Monkelover2
1,756,818,839
12
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6j4t5/alrightyour_last_wish_is_to_bring_your_father/
1mtdh7q
“We will not let you die…,” she whispered…
…over the whirring machines, jotting notes on her clipboard as her colleague smeared ointment on what little skin I had left. All I could think of was the regret of not ending my life when the blue light appeared, right up until her final word before I blacked out: ‘…yet.’”
291
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtdh7q/we_will_not_let_you_die_she_whispered/
BioHazardousRubbish
1,755,495,422
9
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtdh7q/we_will_not_let_you_die_she_whispered/
1n4528q
My son, Billy, wanted to play with knives - so I taught him a thing of two about knife safety.
The wife is upset, but she'll come around and help me cover it up; or she will, if she knows what's good for her.
291
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4528q/my_son_billy_wanted_to_play_with_knives_so_i/
mymiddlenameswyatt
1,756,569,164
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4528q/my_son_billy_wanted_to_play_with_knives_so_i/
1mszagn
Working the late-night shift, I’m used to walking home alone, my shadow the only one that walks beside me.
But now it stands frozen under the streetlight where I had been seconds ago, as two blood-red orbs blink open within it, boring into my soul.
288
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mszagn/working_the_latenight_shift_im_used_to_walking/
Head-Medicine-5634
1,755,456,974
23
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mszagn/working_the_latenight_shift_im_used_to_walking/
1mowddw
They declared me legally dead.
No one is going to look for me now, especially in the doctor’s basement.
284
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mowddw/they_declared_me_legally_dead/
No-Government-5088
1,755,064,461
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mowddw/they_declared_me_legally_dead/
1n795a5
The only person my dog showed aggression to was my crazy stalker she scared off years ago
But lately, she keeps trying to attack my husband since the search party recovered him alive and well a few weeks ago.
280
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n795a5/the_only_person_my_dog_showed_aggression_to_was/
Unique-Sock9561
1,756,887,675
20
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n795a5/the_only_person_my_dog_showed_aggression_to_was/
1mmq1y0
"Please don't, begged the man, I have kids!"
Hearing these words, the masked attacker gripped his sledgehammer even harder and muttered : "So did I, until you commercialized that pesticide"
277
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmq1y0/please_dont_begged_the_man_i_have_kids/
XT83Danieliszekiller
1,754,850,453
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmq1y0/please_dont_begged_the_man_i_have_kids/
1mofvzm
When my daughter turned 4, I would often find her talking to no one, but she would tell me it is her imaginary friend.
A few weeks later, she disappeared from her bedroom, and I found a note that read “You're not real so stop talking to her.”.
280
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mofvzm/when_my_daughter_turned_4_i_would_often_find_her/
Nessieinternational
1,755,021,463
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mofvzm/when_my_daughter_turned_4_i_would_often_find_her/
1n678g9
Organ harvesters are a special kind of evil, even worse than human traffickers.
It was the fact they would keep you alive in a cooling room as long as they could, taking your organs out one by one without anesthesia that sold me that true evil exists in this world.
279
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n678g9/organ_harvesters_are_a_special_kind_of_evil_even/
Ordinary_Lifeguard45
1,756,778,275
32
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n678g9/organ_harvesters_are_a_special_kind_of_evil_even/
1n1hxrf
‘For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son.’
‘So when the angels asked… I’m sorry, kid, but what kind of a preacher would your daddy be if he refused?’
270
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1hxrf/for_god_so_loved_the_world_that_he_gave_his_only/
Chilly_chariots
1,756,303,394
11
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1hxrf/for_god_so_loved_the_world_that_he_gave_his_only/
1msiu7e
When a lone woman went missing in the Northeast Greenland National Park, Greenland Police searched the place for 10 days, before discovering her iPhone in a cave.
In the phone’s gallery, the final photo showed the woman inside the cave, seemingly asleep, and the photo had been taken from above.
266
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msiu7e/when_a_lone_woman_went_missing_in_the_northeast/
Nessieinternational
1,755,409,557
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msiu7e/when_a_lone_woman_went_missing_in_the_northeast/
1mxx98t
She wept as she cradled the burned remains of her baby.
At least the life insurance would finally clear her debts.
272
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxx98t/she_wept_as_she_cradled_the_burned_remains_of_her/
LevelQx
1,755,942,576
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxx98t/she_wept_as_she_cradled_the_burned_remains_of_her/
1mx4ksl
My dog has been sitting at the window growling the past few nights, so I haven’t been letting him out without a leash.
Tonight he growled sitting beside my bed.
267
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mx4ksl/my_dog_has_been_sitting_at_the_window_growling/
afed13
1,755,864,127
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mx4ksl/my_dog_has_been_sitting_at_the_window_growling/
1n1aztk
The local news reported a dead baby found in a dumpster, and that’s when I felt the pacifier in my pocket.
I had forgotten to throw out the evidence.
268
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1aztk/the_local_news_reported_a_dead_baby_found_in_a/
LevelQx
1,756,281,582
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1aztk/the_local_news_reported_a_dead_baby_found_in_a/
1mo365m
The old woman living deep in the woods wasn't as creepy as everyone claimed, so I'd no worries helping her with her firewood.
But, I wondered, why would anyone need a lock on their oven door?
264
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo365m/the_old_woman_living_deep_in_the_woods_wasnt_as/
apathiest58
1,754,987,510
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo365m/the_old_woman_living_deep_in_the_woods_wasnt_as/
1mnbhz2
They said the virus only reanimates the dead.
I’m trying not to panic while my wife begs me to kill her before it happens.
267
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnbhz2/they_said_the_virus_only_reanimates_the_dead/
lamsar503
1,754,914,986
29
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnbhz2/they_said_the_virus_only_reanimates_the_dead/
1n51eyb
Mummy, look, it's Kitty!!!
I heard the car door slam shut, and looked up as my daughter ran out into the hot safari sun straight into the open embrace of the leaping tiger.
258
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n51eyb/mummy_look_its_kitty/
Natural_Grand_783
1,756,663,135
19
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n51eyb/mummy_look_its_kitty/
1n22rb5
To help our daughter feel safe sleeping alone, my wife checked her closet and said, “See, no monsters” as I handed her a bottle of “anti-monster spray” from the church.
The church warned it would only work if we acted normal, because that thing in her closet feeds on fear.
256
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n22rb5/to_help_our_daughter_feel_safe_sleeping_alone_my/
Nessieinternational
1,756,355,034
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n22rb5/to_help_our_daughter_feel_safe_sleeping_alone_my/
1mtm3k6
After the pilot passed out from low air pressure, I managed to use my own skills as an off-duty pilot (and my personal oxygen tank) to save the plane.
After landing, I only then realized that the hypoxia had inflicted a much deadlier toll on pilots and passengers alike than mere unconsciousness.
259
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtm3k6/after_the_pilot_passed_out_from_low_air_pressure/
Kirby_Israel
1,755,523,803
34
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtm3k6/after_the_pilot_passed_out_from_low_air_pressure/
1n97zvx
If exposed long enough, the human body burns to ash at a temperature of about 900 degrees Celsius.
Luckily, the kiln in my pottery studio goes up to about 1400 degrees.
265
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n97zvx/if_exposed_long_enough_the_human_body_burns_to/
Big-Refrigerator781
1,757,085,316
9
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n97zvx/if_exposed_long_enough_the_human_body_burns_to/
1mrj2u8
“Bounty hunters are such a ruthless breed”, I scoffed, marveling at the irony of my target rapidly bleeding out amidst the now expired competition.
As I dragged the girl’s lifeless body to my mag bike, I thought, at least the parents will pay out for a partial recovery.
256
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrj2u8/bounty_hunters_are_such_a_ruthless_breed_i/
fruitybootythrowaway
1,755,313,877
9
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrj2u8/bounty_hunters_are_such_a_ruthless_breed_i/
1n987tq
[SEP25] As captain of his ship, my best friend froze in terror when he spotted another vessel in the distance.
Back at base, I received his message: *‘I thought we were the only ones on the Moon?’*
261
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n987tq/sep25_as_captain_of_his_ship_my_best_friend_froze/
Nessieinternational
1,757,085,819
15
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n987tq/sep25_as_captain_of_his_ship_my_best_friend_froze/
1mqwnvl
“Mom, they’re coming to help!” he said as the lights drew closer.
I blew out every candle and held my boy tightly in the dark knowing help won’t come here anymore.
259
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqwnvl/mom_theyre_coming_to_help_he_said_as_the_lights/
lamsar503
1,755,261,611
24
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqwnvl/mom_theyre_coming_to_help_he_said_as_the_lights/
1mvzknx
The robot stood in the doorway, refusing to let me pass
"I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to remain in your domicile until you have enough credit to cover the outdoor pass."
254
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvzknx/the_robot_stood_in_the_doorway_refusing_to_let_me/
SevenExtra
1,755,745,408
13
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvzknx/the_robot_stood_in_the_doorway_refusing_to_let_me/
1msq05p
He stroked her hair and his nails came back packed with damp black-green fuzz.
Her scalp had molded and split open, oozing beneath the weight of her hair extensions.
258
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msq05p/he_stroked_her_hair_and_his_nails_came_back/
lamsar503
1,755,434,826
23
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msq05p/he_stroked_her_hair_and_his_nails_came_back/
1mn7178
You're home alone reading stories on r/TwoSentenceHorror.
You hear a voice behind you say, "Oh! That one's about me!"
255
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mn7178/youre_home_alone_reading_stories_on/
edale1
1,754,899,274
16
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mn7178/youre_home_alone_reading_stories_on/
1ms07ri
My father died on my twelfth birthday.
Now, two days later, lost in the forest, I wish I hadn’t told him I wanted to go camping to celebrate.
248
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ms07ri/my_father_died_on_my_twelfth_birthday/
Historical-Pop-9177
1,755,361,898
10
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ms07ri/my_father_died_on_my_twelfth_birthday/
1na3cti
She happily waved goodbye to her kids as they got on the school bus.
Ten minutes later, her phone buzzed with a message from the school: “Classes are canceled today, no buses were sent out".
261
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na3cti/she_happily_waved_goodbye_to_her_kids_as_they_got/
Ok_Pizza_7172
1,757,174,771
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na3cti/she_happily_waved_goodbye_to_her_kids_as_they_got/
1n67ogx
“Mommy, please, I don't want to use the big potty, there is a face down there!”
“Baby, I already told you, it's just your reflect... \*horrified shriek\*"
254
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n67ogx/mommy_please_i_dont_want_to_use_the_big_potty/
schnoorela
1,756,779,579
16
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n67ogx/mommy_please_i_dont_want_to_use_the_big_potty/
1mm5e3w
Hush, little baby, you’re gonna wake up your parents.
We just need to quietly untie you so we can get you out of this house.
245
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm5e3w/hush_little_baby_youre_gonna_wake_up_your_parents/
Hizzielgc
1,754,787,834
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm5e3w/hush_little_baby_youre_gonna_wake_up_your_parents/
1n53ajp
The therapist said quitting my job and traveling the world at 48 is a midlife crisis.
The virologists disagreed.
244
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n53ajp/the_therapist_said_quitting_my_job_and_traveling/
diskhernia
1,756,667,581
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n53ajp/the_therapist_said_quitting_my_job_and_traveling/
1msh70e
Before her stay at the orphanage, the young girl had been found stuffed into a trunk and abandoned.
Years later, she faced her claustrophobia with an MRI, but a new fear emerged along with the undocumented pins in her spine.
245
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msh70e/before_her_stay_at_the_orphanage_the_young_girl/
leapdaybunny
1,755,404,028
17
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msh70e/before_her_stay_at_the_orphanage_the_young_girl/
1mreopw
One by one, the patients the newly discovered shaman had healed began to die.
It was later discovered that his gift was not healing but triggering terminal lucidity, even in those with mild and treatable illnesses.
245
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mreopw/one_by_one_the_patients_the_newly_discovered/
Perc0202
1,755,302,083
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mreopw/one_by_one_the_patients_the_newly_discovered/
1mt4a5e
The Solar Storm’s radiation sent my city back into the dark ages.
Without provisions, usable technology, or electricity, the killing began within three days.
241
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt4a5e/the_solar_storms_radiation_sent_my_city_back_into/
Linkd_at_Heart
1,755,468,769
20
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt4a5e/the_solar_storms_radiation_sent_my_city_back_into/
1moqmvp
I was so drunk the night my wife died I don't even remember what happened.
But I will never forget the night she came back to get her revenge for killing her.
242
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1moqmvp/i_was_so_drunk_the_night_my_wife_died_i_dont_even/
54321RUN
1,755,046,922
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1moqmvp/i_was_so_drunk_the_night_my_wife_died_i_dont_even/
1n00qjw
The multimillionaire scoffed when his death prediction card read “hunger”
If only his so-called “state of the art” security system caught the intrusion of the serial cannibal.
239
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n00qjw/the_multimillionaire_scoffed_when_his_death/
Cal_Aesthetics_Club
1,756,151,559
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n00qjw/the_multimillionaire_scoffed_when_his_death/
1mqwcmm
[AUG25] Dear Diary, I made a fatal mistake last night that I can’t hide and now my parents are going to murder me.
With rations so small, I was just trying to help, but got bit by the rabid animal I failed to capture and they’ll think my infected wounds are from one of those zombies.
243
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqwcmm/aug25_dear_diary_i_made_a_fatal_mistake_last/
FrankenBeast58
1,755,260,808
9
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqwcmm/aug25_dear_diary_i_made_a_fatal_mistake_last/
1mpo9td
My house is haunted with spirits, so I decided to use holy salt.
But why does it hurt so much when I touch it?
234
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpo9td/my_house_is_haunted_with_spirits_so_i_decided_to/
SleepySavage-0
1,755,138,552
10
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpo9td/my_house_is_haunted_with_spirits_so_i_decided_to/
1mnemud
I wasn’t too nervous when I heard the flight attendant ask if there were any doctors on the plane.
Panic set it when she asked if there were any pilots on the plane.
239
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnemud/i_wasnt_too_nervous_when_i_heard_the_flight/
Leprechaun2me
1,754,922,832
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnemud/i_wasnt_too_nervous_when_i_heard_the_flight/
1my4nx1
I still visit my daughter's grave every day to tell her I love her, even though she can't hear me anymore.
I have to press my ear to the ground now to hear her muffled screams getting weaker each time.
235
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1my4nx1/i_still_visit_my_daughters_grave_every_day_to/
Mother_Soraka
1,755,963,482
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1my4nx1/i_still_visit_my_daughters_grave_every_day_to/
1n1m8q7
As he read out his daughter's favorite poem at her funeral, everyone cried.
Especially his daughter, knowing it was nearly time to light the firewood that they were laying at her feet.
235
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1m8q7/as_he_read_out_his_daughters_favorite_poem_at_her/
54321RUN
1,756,313,124
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1m8q7/as_he_read_out_his_daughters_favorite_poem_at_her/
1mzramj
[AUG25] After accidentally locking myself in this weird walk-in dairy freezer that my partner bought off the internet, I tried to navigate the non-English UI to either unlock the door or turn it off.
In my growing desperation, I failed to realize the "O" of the "OK" button I was pressing was actually a zero, while the temperature inside continued to plummet.
234
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzramj/aug25_after_accidentally_locking_myself_in_this/
Outside_Normal
1,756,130,449
26
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzramj/aug25_after_accidentally_locking_myself_in_this/
1n3v4uz
When the white men gave us those glowing blue rods, we'd thought it was a gift from the spirits.
Coughing up blood and my skin melting off my body, I raise my knife, hoping this child will appease the spirits where the previous children could not.
235
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3v4uz/when_the_white_men_gave_us_those_glowing_blue/
Odd-Butterscotch-480
1,756,537,471
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3v4uz/when_the_white_men_gave_us_those_glowing_blue/
1mtxpzj
I found the monkey paw too late, clenched tight in the lining of my secondhand backpack.
I don’t remember what I wished for, but humanity is gone and God is demanding to know why I created Him.
231
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtxpzj/i_found_the_monkey_paw_too_late_clenched_tight_in/
lamsar503
1,755,549,322
9
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtxpzj/i_found_the_monkey_paw_too_late_clenched_tight_in/
1n1se88
At lunchtime on a scorching day, my coworker asked if I had brought the child to see the office.
No, I replied… and felt my blood turn to ice as I remembered the car in the parking lot.
229
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1se88/at_lunchtime_on_a_scorching_day_my_coworker_asked/
GigaHasbullah
1,756,326,997
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1se88/at_lunchtime_on_a_scorching_day_my_coworker_asked/
1n8mr4q
[SEP25] For millennia, scientists, philosophers, and religious leaders alike have wondered at the how's and why's of the formation of the solar system.
That curiosity turned to horror as the newest solar probe sent it's signals back to earth showing the sun connected by a strand of dark matter to the head of an anglerfish large enough to swallow the planet whole.
233
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8mr4q/sep25_for_millennia_scientists_philosophers_and/
edale1
1,757,021,253
9
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8mr4q/sep25_for_millennia_scientists_philosophers_and/
1mvb4ia
In his creative ways, he ground broken glass into dust and kept it in a jar to decorate his ornaments.
On his birthday, his guests discovered the cake his wife made was coated from a jar, not filled with powdered sugar.
228
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvb4ia/in_his_creative_ways_he_ground_broken_glass_into/
LevelQx
1,755,686,052
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvb4ia/in_his_creative_ways_he_ground_broken_glass_into/
1mxhtt1
I found a book that perfectly predicted every moment of my life, right up to the sentence I'm reading now.
The next sentence tells me to look behind you.
225
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxhtt1/i_found_a_book_that_perfectly_predicted_every/
Bigenderqueen
1,755,895,274
16
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxhtt1/i_found_a_book_that_perfectly_predicted_every/
1mp5jtg
The man who saved my life watched me as a ghost, and one day I asked why he chose to watch me and not his own family.
"Why do you think I was so willing to throw away my life as I had done for you?"
227
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp5jtg/the_man_who_saved_my_life_watched_me_as_a_ghost/
Emily_Daily
1,755,094,235
14
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp5jtg/the_man_who_saved_my_life_watched_me_as_a_ghost/
1n2m0bk
I regained my vision after a robbery gone wrong blinded me a few years back, I looked up at my husband and tears rolled down my cheeks.
Looking down at me was the man who blinded me himself.
225
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2m0bk/i_regained_my_vision_after_a_robbery_gone_wrong/
noahb2383
1,756,409,883
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2m0bk/i_regained_my_vision_after_a_robbery_gone_wrong/
1msliwz
[AUG25] After I bought a few batches of genetically engineered bull semen on the Dark Web, my dairy cows are producing more milk than I ever thought possible.
It's well worth the inconvenience of needing a flamethrower to clear a path through the kudzu sprouting off the manure pile to the barn every day.
225
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msliwz/aug25_after_i_bought_a_few_batches_of_genetically/
Alexis_J_M
1,755,419,311
54
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msliwz/aug25_after_i_bought_a_few_batches_of_genetically/
1n42orl
It was so sweet of our new neighbour to come round with cake and apologise in advance because her kids might get noisy.
Honestly the screaming lasted ten minutes, tops, and we haven’t heard a thing since.
222
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n42orl/it_was_so_sweet_of_our_new_neighbour_to_come/
Chilly_chariots
1,756,563,290
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n42orl/it_was_so_sweet_of_our_new_neighbour_to_come/
1mpkpv7
"Aww, sweety, don't be scared theres no monsters in here."
"Yes there is mommy, and he says you're a filthy whore!"
220
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpkpv7/aww_sweety_dont_be_scared_theres_no_monsters_in/
Cheap_Edge_6557
1,755,128,928
10
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpkpv7/aww_sweety_dont_be_scared_theres_no_monsters_in/
1mlqmzj
The GPS was preprogrammed to take me “home”, but it told me to pull over in the middle of nowhere and announced our arrival.
A voice in the backseat thanked it.
220
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlqmzj/the_gps_was_preprogrammed_to_take_me_home_but_it/
lamsar503
1,754,749,330
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlqmzj/the_gps_was_preprogrammed_to_take_me_home_but_it/
1mqyut6
I look at my daughter laying pale and wan against the white hospital sheets, knowing her blood will help someone live who otherwise wouldn't.
The rich and elderly pay well for the blood of youth, and I need the money for a well-deserved vacation.
219
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqyut6/i_look_at_my_daughter_laying_pale_and_wan_against/
eccentric_bee
1,755,266,796
9
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqyut6/i_look_at_my_daughter_laying_pale_and_wan_against/
1nampjz
Do you know why the monsters only come out at night?
Because there's something lurking in the daytime, and they're *terrified* of it.
237
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nampjz/do_you_know_why_the_monsters_only_come_out_at/
Little_Miss_Nowhere
1,757,229,037
15
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nampjz/do_you_know_why_the_monsters_only_come_out_at/
1ms6zku
Little Suzy picks up the family cat first.
When it bursts satisfactorily she gets her annoying baby brother out of his crib, puts him in the microwave too and switches it back on.
212
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ms6zku/little_suzy_picks_up_the_family_cat_first/
PubaertusGreene
1,755,376,633
38
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ms6zku/little_suzy_picks_up_the_family_cat_first/
1n45rq6
I sighed, after feeling my husband's hand on my breast after telling him I was tired.
Then my heart stopped after feeling his hand on my hip, another on my leg and another on my waist.
215
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n45rq6/i_sighed_after_feeling_my_husbands_hand_on_my/
Deimos7779
1,756,570,916
15
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n45rq6/i_sighed_after_feeling_my_husbands_hand_on_my/
1n95gjm
Hi Reddit, I’ve finally hunted down the perfect chassis, reformatted the drive, and started a fresh install, but I ran into a small problem.
I noticed some small, unwanted markings on the exterior of the chassis, so my question is: What is the most cost-effective and least damaging way to remove tattoos?
214
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n95gjm/hi_reddit_ive_finally_hunted_down_the_perfect/
the_lost_library
1,757,079,327
15
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n95gjm/hi_reddit_ive_finally_hunted_down_the_perfect/
1mnf743
“The manananggal is a flying female vampire that transforms by separating its upper torso from the lower part to hunt unborn babies by scent, and the only way to survive is to cover yourself in its blood to mask your smell” I told my daughter.
“So stop asking why I have to cover you in your mother’s blood every night.”
207
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnf743/the_manananggal_is_a_flying_female_vampire_that/
Nessieinternational
1,754,924,124
9
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnf743/the_manananggal_is_a_flying_female_vampire_that/
1n5hv4a
When the fireflies came, I was wondering why everyone was putting on blindfolds.
They were so pretty and I wanted to chase them forever and ever.
209
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5hv4a/when_the_fireflies_came_i_was_wondering_why/
DaemonRex978
1,756,710,105
14
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5hv4a/when_the_fireflies_came_i_was_wondering_why/
1n4r100
The elegant lady cried out in shock when she saw a fly floating on the surface of her soup.
It was the first sign of life she had seen since landing on Mars five years ago.
203
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4r100/the_elegant_lady_cried_out_in_shock_when_she_saw/
Forever-Distracted
1,756,635,079
14
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4r100/the_elegant_lady_cried_out_in_shock_when_she_saw/
1mz57vo
I pulled a hair from my mouth while brushing my teeth.
It didn’t end until I felt the root tug deep in my throat.
204
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz57vo/i_pulled_a_hair_from_my_mouth_while_brushing_my/
lamsar503
1,756,064,278
37
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz57vo/i_pulled_a_hair_from_my_mouth_while_brushing_my/
1mxrnc2
I can't believe I'll be the first to reach space!
As the capsule's lid sealed shut, a voice whispered from behind the glass, "I'm sorry Laika..."
207
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxrnc2/i_cant_believe_ill_be_the_first_to_reach_space/
One-Definition-7313
1,755,922,231
15
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxrnc2/i_cant_believe_ill_be_the_first_to_reach_space/
1mpuskn
He told the prisoners the first one to kill a guard would earn their freedom.
By dawn, they’d murdered all of them and realized no one outside even knew the prison existed.
204
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpuskn/he_told_the_prisoners_the_first_one_to_kill_a/
Playful_Finger_2601
1,755,160,107
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpuskn/he_told_the_prisoners_the_first_one_to_kill_a/
1mt1ai5
As I fought with the vampire, I plunged a oak stake into his heart and watched him die.
I knew it was a mistake to have a child.
203
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt1ai5/as_i_fought_with_the_vampire_i_plunged_a_oak/
CRK_76
1,755,461,581
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt1ai5/as_i_fought_with_the_vampire_i_plunged_a_oak/
1mn5r3o
Every sunday since the disappearance of her young daughter, the grieving mother buried a doll made in her likeness.
"Had I buried only one, someone might have gotten suspicious", was the clue she left in her suicide note years later.
204
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mn5r3o/every_sunday_since_the_disappearance_of_her_young/
Cheap_Edge_6557
1,754,894,272
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mn5r3o/every_sunday_since_the_disappearance_of_her_young/
1n2iu5d
I wished for the genie to eliminate all the rats on Earth.
The next day, news outlets around the world reported a twelfth of the human race is gone.
202
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2iu5d/i_wished_for_the_genie_to_eliminate_all_the_rats/
MapleFondue
1,756,402,665
9
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2iu5d/i_wished_for_the_genie_to_eliminate_all_the_rats/
1naqe5o
When I caught my son unbuckling his belt in his sister’s room, I yelled, “WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?!”.
But when I spotted the ice cream man bound and gagged to a chair, and after my son explained he’d caught him hiding under her bed, I asked if I could have a turn with the belt.
241
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naqe5o/when_i_caught_my_son_unbuckling_his_belt_in_his/
Nessieinternational
1,757,243,187
10
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naqe5o/when_i_caught_my_son_unbuckling_his_belt_in_his/
1n77kgp
"I killed and sexually assaulted her myself," He talks to the camera.
The cop with the taser kicked him to continue the lines.
197
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n77kgp/i_killed_and_sexually_assaulted_her_myself_he/
Icy_Anverin_7824
1,756,881,499
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n77kgp/i_killed_and_sexually_assaulted_her_myself_he/
1n4lzhm
"I'm sorry, you can't quit" said the store manager.
"Your parents signed a contract."
201
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4lzhm/im_sorry_you_cant_quit_said_the_store_manager/
lawrat68
1,756,616,020
13
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4lzhm/im_sorry_you_cant_quit_said_the_store_manager/
1my6dro
"Oh, that picture you posted last night was a little revealing don't you think?" Asked her boss.
She didn't have any kind of social media.
201
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1my6dro/oh_that_picture_you_posted_last_night_was_a/
Violet_Eyed_Phoenix
1,755,967,509
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1my6dro/oh_that_picture_you_posted_last_night_was_a/
1naqjzk
[SEP25] "This radio transmission was sent from planet #64494, just six short decades before it went silent forever," the science teacher explained to her students.
The students stared in fascination at the strange twisting pattern of pixels as their teacher continued, "Apart from the binary numbers at the top, we still have no idea what it means."
356
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naqjzk/sep25_this_radio_transmission_was_sent_from/
ArchosauriaTrifolia
1,757,243,758
20
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naqjzk/sep25_this_radio_transmission_was_sent_from/
1msiehn
Traditionally, the laughter of children is thought to be heartwarming.
But here, lost in this primal wood, that laughter instills a profoundly different sentiment.
194
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msiehn/traditionally_the_laughter_of_children_is_thought/
FenrisJager
1,755,408,094
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msiehn/traditionally_the_laughter_of_children_is_thought/
1mqioan
He would never have guessed that his life would begin and end with the cut of a cord,
Was his final, fleeting thought as he drifted inevitably away from the station and towards the vast emptiness.
201
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqioan/he_would_never_have_guessed_that_his_life_would/
lucasglas
1,755,218,607
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqioan/he_would_never_have_guessed_that_his_life_would/
1mo2ex2
With my last breath I prayed to God that I wouldn't die from this stab wound.
Unfortunately the answer to my prayers came in the sound of a chainsaw's engine being revved awake.
201
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo2ex2/with_my_last_breath_i_prayed_to_god_that_i/
MacrocosmosMovement
1,754,984,554
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo2ex2/with_my_last_breath_i_prayed_to_god_that_i/
1mmpwfh
[AUG25] The aliens appeared out of nowhere, transmitted a brief message and, after carrying out an orbital bombardment which destroyed all the major cities, they beamed up every dairy cow on Earth.
When we finally were able to decipher their message, we discovered it said “This is a rescue mission.”
197
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmpwfh/aug25_the_aliens_appeared_out_of_nowhere/
drrkorby
1,754,850,089
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmpwfh/aug25_the_aliens_appeared_out_of_nowhere/
1mlvj4e
In our utopia, everyone has a role, a purpose, and a reason to smile.
My role is to erase the ones who forget how.
194
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlvj4e/in_our_utopia_everyone_has_a_role_a_purpose_and_a/
Bigenderqueen
1,754,761,606
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlvj4e/in_our_utopia_everyone_has_a_role_a_purpose_and_a/
1na3am9
My daughter takes me to my wife's grave every year for my birthday.
Then she makes me dig a shallow grave and threatens to bury me out in the swamp too if I don't give her all my savings.
197
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na3am9/my_daughter_takes_me_to_my_wifes_grave_every_year/
dalonley1
1,757,174,624
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na3am9/my_daughter_takes_me_to_my_wifes_grave_every_year/
1mo0koj
I love my dogs more than life itself.
I look over the nuclear wasteland as I saw my leg off to feed to my dogs, to get them used to what they'll need to eat to survive now.
195
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo0koj/i_love_my_dogs_more_than_life_itself/
edale1
1,754,977,689
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo0koj/i_love_my_dogs_more_than_life_itself/
1nb03l9
They told me my brain tumor was shrinking, but concern grew when I lost control of my legs.
This body is stronger than I imagined, and I need to find another before this one kills me.
244
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb03l9/they_told_me_my_brain_tumor_was_shrinking_but/
diskhernia
1,757,268,064
3
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1n6gwy3
"Oh wow, how did you manage to buy such an amazing collection of shrunken heads?"
"Buy?"
193
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Steckie2
1,756,812,458
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6gwy3/oh_wow_how_did_you_manage_to_buy_such_an_amazing/
1n1d7aw
The global seed vault was built to preserve life, but when we finally opened it after the apocalypse, we didn't find seeds.
We found billions of tiny, perfectly preserved eggs, and the heat from our flashlights is making them stir.
194
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Fit-Tower2734
1,756,290,051
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1d7aw/the_global_seed_vault_was_built_to_preserve_life/