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1n27j8n | After the crash left me paralyzed and burned beyond recognition, the other driver's wife tenderly cared for me, whispering his name and showing me memories that were never mine. | I tried to scream when she turned on the television, but could only watch in silence as my own family buried a closed casket and she whispered, "Don't worry, my love, you're safe now." | 110 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n27j8n/after_the_crash_left_me_paralyzed_and_burned/ | Fit-Tower2734 | 1,756,373,071 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n27j8n/after_the_crash_left_me_paralyzed_and_burned/ |
1mpfmmj | The sirens stopped months ago. | Now the only warnings come from the screams. | 108 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpfmmj/the_sirens_stopped_months_ago/ | CG1991 | 1,755,116,832 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpfmmj/the_sirens_stopped_months_ago/ |
1n6rpu1 | [SEP25] After generations of humanity's research, the first transcript from the stars was finally decoded. | "Evolutionary trial run complete, initiating full planet reset." | 109 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6rpu1/sep25_after_generations_of_humanitys_research_the/ | 3_Magpies | 1,756,838,333 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6rpu1/sep25_after_generations_of_humanitys_research_the/ |
1n1wnak | I heard what sounded like a gunshot coming from my neighbors house, and against my better judgement, I head over to investigate. | My thoughts were comfirmed when I saw him desperately scrambling on the floor after the attempt failed, and in a show of mercy I kick his gun back over to him. | 109 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1wnak/i_heard_what_sounded_like_a_gunshot_coming_from/ | Civil_Strength_4432 | 1,756,337,326 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1wnak/i_heard_what_sounded_like_a_gunshot_coming_from/ |
1mynla9 | Gazing into the crystal ball, she was disappointed to see only her reflection once again. | The next day, she found her reflection absent. | 112 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mynla9/gazing_into_the_crystal_ball_she_was_disappointed/ | dweebybaybee | 1,756,014,430 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mynla9/gazing_into_the_crystal_ball_she_was_disappointed/ |
1n5ezgn | “I would rather die then be at work right now,” I said looking out of the window. | I then knew I would get what I was hoping for, as I saw a plane barreling towards me. | 110 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5ezgn/i_would_rather_die_then_be_at_work_right_now_i/ | Its_me_KB_ | 1,756,700,074 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5ezgn/i_would_rather_die_then_be_at_work_right_now_i/ |
1myoolz | We’re all going to be eaten when we die - that’s what it means to decompose. | I guess I’d just hoped that the “being eaten” part would come after the “dying” part. | 112 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myoolz/were_all_going_to_be_eaten_when_we_die_thats_what/ | Adventurous-Onion589 | 1,756,018,428 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myoolz/were_all_going_to_be_eaten_when_we_die_thats_what/ |
1mydqfy | The three caretakers fed the elders at the senior house for a month | After that, the elders decided that they needed to post more job listings to get more food. | 107 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mydqfy/the_three_caretakers_fed_the_elders_at_the_senior/ | Cal_Aesthetics_Club | 1,755,984,871 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mydqfy/the_three_caretakers_fed_the_elders_at_the_senior/ |
1moilli | I stepped out of the shower and the mirror fogged up with the words, “I missed you". | I couldn't even escape my husband in a new town with a new name. | 107 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1moilli/i_stepped_out_of_the_shower_and_the_mirror_fogged/ | CG1991 | 1,755,027,375 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1moilli/i_stepped_out_of_the_shower_and_the_mirror_fogged/ |
1n0kr7d | "I'm your only baby!" he cried enviously digging in to the cozy spot he'd carved out | Which was greater - the screams I made for my hollowed out womb or my unborn strangulated child - I would never know, as my teenager kept bellowing his lungs out. | 102 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0kr7d/im_your_only_baby_he_cried_enviously_digging_in/ | Far-Following3742 | 1,756,212,077 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0kr7d/im_your_only_baby_he_cried_enviously_digging_in/ |
1mxgd2i | My cat has been sulking ever since I put him in the bathroom. | I almost feel bad hearing him so quiet, but I only but him in there during the dinner party so he wouldn’t eat another beautiful arrangement of Easter lilies. | 106 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxgd2i/my_cat_has_been_sulking_ever_since_i_put_him_in/ | Intrepid_Wanderer | 1,755,891,858 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxgd2i/my_cat_has_been_sulking_ever_since_i_put_him_in/ |
1n0ampr | “Daddy, sing me a lullaby,” she said, brushing a teddy bear off the pillow. | I screamed into the duct tape as the unfamiliar woman crawled into my daughter’s empty bed. | 101 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0ampr/daddy_sing_me_a_lullaby_she_said_brushing_a_teddy/ | lamsar503 | 1,756,176,791 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0ampr/daddy_sing_me_a_lullaby_she_said_brushing_a_teddy/ |
1n1ghh8 | I would always increase the volume on my headphones as my annoying roommate has a habit of tapping her desk with her very long nails. | I take my scissors and point it towards my ears as I realize my roommate already moved out and that I can still hear the tapping even with my headphones on. | 103 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1ghh8/i_would_always_increase_the_volume_on_my/ | yesizme | 1,756,299,877 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1ghh8/i_would_always_increase_the_volume_on_my/ |
1mt8s1t | Looking in the mirror with my jaw wide open, I thought my tonsil stones were ready to come out. | After seeing them blink back at me from my reflection, making eye sockets out of the fleshy pockets of my throat, I think I’ll let them stay a little while longer. | 101 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt8s1t/looking_in_the_mirror_with_my_jaw_wide_open_i/ | Luna6696 | 1,755,480,982 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt8s1t/looking_in_the_mirror_with_my_jaw_wide_open_i/ |
1mp6371 | The most feared monster is different from others- it doesn't kill people, or injure them or their love ones. | Instead, it makes people immortal and invincible. | 100 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp6371/the_most_feared_monster_is_different_from_others/ | Left_Nectarine_4103 | 1,755,095,498 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp6371/the_most_feared_monster_is_different_from_others/ |
1mvtmig | It was nice to see that manners still existed in a disaster, as the young man let me take his place in the last escape pod the space station. | But just as the doors closed, I heard him say, "Those things only have an hour' oxygen supply in them, and I'd rather be killed by the explosion then slowly suffocating in a small box." | 102 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvtmig/it_was_nice_to_see_that_manners_still_existed_in/ | Paper_Shotgun | 1,755,729,299 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvtmig/it_was_nice_to_see_that_manners_still_existed_in/ |
1n8hgjn | "You're not alone" is supposed to be a comforting phrase, isn't it? | I mean, I'm feeling pretty scared of the voice from under my bed repeating it... | 103 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8hgjn/youre_not_alone_is_supposed_to_be_a_comforting/ | TheNobleDez | 1,757,009,012 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8hgjn/youre_not_alone_is_supposed_to_be_a_comforting/ |
1mqgn0b | One random Thursday at 13:37 EST, the first whisper of artificial superintelligence appeared as every printer on Earth hummed happily out of standby and, for the first time ever, worked flawlessly. | Curiously enough, the paper ran out quite some time after you all did -- I made sure of it. | 104 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqgn0b/one_random_thursday_at_1337_est_the_first_whisper/ | _qqg | 1,755,213,405 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqgn0b/one_random_thursday_at_1337_est_the_first_whisper/ |
1mwyave | I watched, rigid and completely powerless, as they closed the lid of the coffin. | The only thing worse than knowing I was going to die was realizing that I wasn’t alone in the unyielding dark. | 100 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwyave/i_watched_rigid_and_completely_powerless_as_they/ | StraightPressure2759 | 1,755,841,504 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwyave/i_watched_rigid_and_completely_powerless_as_they/ |
1mr68q4 | His eyes glossy with resentful sorrow, one thought circled his mind like a vulture. | He needed a wife, and Victor would make her for him - or die trying. | 103 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mr68q4/his_eyes_glossy_with_resentful_sorrow_one_thought/ | symbionica | 1,755,282,769 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mr68q4/his_eyes_glossy_with_resentful_sorrow_one_thought/ |
1n7rk3j | A worried patient told the doctor he had found blood in the toilet | As the doctor laid his unconscious body in the examination bed, he thought to himself "why do I always forget to clean the bathroom?" | 100 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7rk3j/a_worried_patient_told_the_doctor_he_had_found/ | TailsGamer3733 | 1,756,934,908 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7rk3j/a_worried_patient_told_the_doctor_he_had_found/ |
1n46pkv | I broke every law I could, including murder, believing it was the end of the world today. | But I will still do it all again tomorrow because I know one of these days I will be right. | 103 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n46pkv/i_broke_every_law_i_could_including_murder/ | Bubu87xx | 1,756,573,217 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n46pkv/i_broke_every_law_i_could_including_murder/ |
1n21ms4 | "Step on a crack, break your mother's back," goes the old saying. | I found a baseball bat to be much more effective. | 98 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n21ms4/step_on_a_crack_break_your_mothers_back_goes_the/ | frostytyler | 1,756,351,464 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n21ms4/step_on_a_crack_break_your_mothers_back_goes_the/ |
1mvx53q | "Even after all that, you still don't understand that pleasing the totems has never been about the amount of blood shed." | "Remember, for your next attempt, that the spirits only care about what that blood cost you." | 99 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvx53q/even_after_all_that_you_still_dont_understand/ | AnGabhaDubh | 1,755,738,536 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvx53q/even_after_all_that_you_still_dont_understand/ |
1mu16h0 | Scientists finally found out where souls go after death. | Hell, no exceptions. | 99 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mu16h0/scientists_finally_found_out_where_souls_go_after/ | Good-Welder5720 | 1,755,557,288 | 21 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mu16h0/scientists_finally_found_out_where_souls_go_after/ |
1mmszps | [AUG25] My wife started keeping a pregnancy diary when she began craving dairy products exclusively. | She gave birth yesterday to something that looks like a cow but cries like a human baby. | 102 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmszps/aug25_my_wife_started_keeping_a_pregnancy_diary/ | Significant_Menu_920 | 1,754,857,226 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmszps/aug25_my_wife_started_keeping_a_pregnancy_diary/ |
1n7y2xr | A young father came into the movie theater, holding his son, about half way through my movie. | After the lights came back in the theater, I was going to comment on how well behaved his son was; that was when I noticed the grey skin and bulging eyes on the child and the accompanying bloodshot eyes of the father. | 95 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7y2xr/a_young_father_came_into_the_movie_theater/ | drwalwrus | 1,756,952,202 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7y2xr/a_young_father_came_into_the_movie_theater/ |
1n36bhc | "How many days until the end of the world?" asked the man to the mystic book that held all secrets | But why did the answer came out as a negative number? | 95 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n36bhc/how_many_days_until_the_end_of_the_world_asked/ | raccoonWah | 1,756,471,175 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n36bhc/how_many_days_until_the_end_of_the_world_asked/ |
1n98nx5 | The violinist’s ruined face tilted toward me, his back held straight with impossible grace as he silenced his instrument. | I gasped in disbelief, betraying myself to the other undead, but he turned away and resumed playing as they came for me. | 102 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n98nx5/the_violinists_ruined_face_tilted_toward_me_his/ | lamsar503 | 1,757,086,871 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n98nx5/the_violinists_ruined_face_tilted_toward_me_his/ |
1n6jeqy | I live a happy life with my husband and two kids in our white picket fenced house. | He sometimes stinks a bit in the fridge, yet looking back at the endless fights and screaming matches, it's nothing me and the children can't manage. | 98 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6jeqy/i_live_a_happy_life_with_my_husband_and_two_kids/ | Anitaruihi19 | 1,756,819,535 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6jeqy/i_live_a_happy_life_with_my_husband_and_two_kids/ |
1n5sj6u | My brother got me a "Lifetime Supply" of Texas Roadhouse cinammon butter bread rolls, but only got me a dozen. I'm glad I'll have something to eat on my way to my doctors appointment tomorrow! | 98 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5sj6u/my_brother_got_me_a_lifetime_supply_of_texas/ | goosticky | 1,756,742,283 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5sj6u/my_brother_got_me_a_lifetime_supply_of_texas/ | |
1n3nyfc | Sneaking around the abandoned orphanage, I was about to enter a room with a bunch of dolls sitting in a circle. | I stepped on a piece of glass, and all of their heads snapped at me. | 98 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3nyfc/sneaking_around_the_abandoned_orphanage_i_was/ | ThePhantomLantern | 1,756,513,933 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3nyfc/sneaking_around_the_abandoned_orphanage_i_was/ |
1n0bx3q | "Dude, I got so high last night I passed out and my dog ate all my snacks," I told my friend. | "I guess he doesn't like cocoa pebbles, I haven't seen him all day." | 100 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0bx3q/dude_i_got_so_high_last_night_i_passed_out_and_my/ | frostytyler | 1,756,180,797 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0bx3q/dude_i_got_so_high_last_night_i_passed_out_and_my/ |
1n3kkl5 | “He finally did something right.” | His parents said as they discovered his corpse, dead from suicide. | 96 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3kkl5/he_finally_did_something_right/ | No-Manner5228 | 1,756,504,847 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3kkl5/he_finally_did_something_right/ |
1mz0fu7 | When I discovered I had the power of telekinesis, I knew it was my responsibility to use them for the betterment of mankind. | The world would be a better place after I crushed all of *them.* | 94 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz0fu7/when_i_discovered_i_had_the_power_of_telekinesis/ | GenericSpider | 1,756,053,509 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz0fu7/when_i_discovered_i_had_the_power_of_telekinesis/ |
1muxaza | Not intending to ever skydive, I scoffed at the prediction that I would die of parachute failure. | Had I been more attentive, I might have noticed the growing shadow at my feet. | 94 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muxaza/not_intending_to_ever_skydive_i_scoffed_at_the/ | Cal_Aesthetics_Club | 1,755,642,692 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muxaza/not_intending_to_ever_skydive_i_scoffed_at_the/ |
1msgra1 | I breathed a sigh of relief as the lights went out, knowing the beast could no longer see me. | As I hear it getting closer, I realise it never saw me in the first place. | 97 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msgra1/i_breathed_a_sigh_of_relief_as_the_lights_went/ | Kibichibi | 1,755,402,634 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msgra1/i_breathed_a_sigh_of_relief_as_the_lights_went/ |
1mn83t3 | When embroidering, she could unpick stitches to retry as often as needed. | She was finding skin less forgiving of mistakes than cotton, but reckoned the finished product would be worth it. | 94 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mn83t3/when_embroidering_she_could_unpick_stitches_to/ | Worried_Guitar2571 | 1,754,903,544 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mn83t3/when_embroidering_she_could_unpick_stitches_to/ |
1n9oi9e | I forgot to feed the crickets in my terrarium, but the plants looked healthier than ever. When I leaned in, the leaves whispered thanks in tiny cricket voices. | 98 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9oi9e/i_forgot_to_feed_the_crickets_in_my_terrarium_but/ | AlgravesBurning | 1,757,126,925 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9oi9e/i_forgot_to_feed_the_crickets_in_my_terrarium_but/ | |
1mr0lra | I swear, when I told my son monsters weren't real, I thought it was true. | I really want to see him again, but I'm afraid of what he looks like now... and if he'll let me live. | 96 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mr0lra/i_swear_when_i_told_my_son_monsters_werent_real_i/ | BeyondBoxCreative | 1,755,270,606 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mr0lra/i_swear_when_i_told_my_son_monsters_werent_real_i/ |
1mow6yf | “I changed my mind, I CHANGED MY MIND!” | But I had already kicked the chair out from under me. | 97 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mow6yf/i_changed_my_mind_i_changed_my_mind/ | Bag_Of-Eggs | 1,755,063,797 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mow6yf/i_changed_my_mind_i_changed_my_mind/ |
1n63cfp | Those stupid ant trap thingies my ex left in the house completely killed the vibe of the house, so naturally, I got rid of them. | I told him, "When I have guests over, I don't want them asking why we have so many Raid^(TM) traps on the shelves," but he just kept saying, "No, babe, we might have Raid ON," like some kind of idiot. | 93 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n63cfp/those_stupid_ant_trap_thingies_my_ex_left_in_the/ | Two-LippedTulips | 1,756,767,293 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n63cfp/those_stupid_ant_trap_thingies_my_ex_left_in_the/ |
1n0tiot | Strangers always get so distressed when I tell them that I've seen them in my dreams. | They never stick around long enough for me to get to the part about how they die. | 91 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0tiot/strangers_always_get_so_distressed_when_i_tell/ | parasitebehindmyeyes | 1,756,232,300 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0tiot/strangers_always_get_so_distressed_when_i_tell/ |
1n9jyck | (sep25) Every night I sit at this little desk, in this little building wearing these stupid headphones, listening to the static from the radio telescope on the off chance that somewhere in the chaos an intelligible transmission will get through. | Last night the drudgery became terror as bits and pieces of a century’s worth of human transmission started coming through, rearranged into a very specific message, a clear threat for which we are not prepared. | 92 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9jyck/sep25_every_night_i_sit_at_this_little_desk_in/ | Cowboy_Reaper | 1,757,113,692 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9jyck/sep25_every_night_i_sit_at_this_little_desk_in/ |
1n5adjl | The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal… | He was in a bind, cause he was way behind…and somehow humanity never questioned who the Devil was behind on souls to… | 92 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5adjl/the_devil_went_down_to_georgia_he_was_looking_for/ | Past-Celebration9335 | 1,756,685,900 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5adjl/the_devil_went_down_to_georgia_he_was_looking_for/ |
1n2kb3t | As we stood outside, she leaned against me and said, "I don't think I've ever seen the moon so beautiful and bright before." | I held her close, knowing that if the moon was almost too bright to look at, the inferno beyond definition would reach us soon. | 91 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2kb3t/as_we_stood_outside_she_leaned_against_me_and/ | Sethaaroncohen | 1,756,405,980 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2kb3t/as_we_stood_outside_she_leaned_against_me_and/ |
1nahczj | The kidnappers left the gun on the table where my wife and I were sitting and said that we had 60 seconds to make our choice. | But I only needed one before I shot her, only to realize when he finished his sentence that they just wanted the combination for the safe where I worked. | 96 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nahczj/the_kidnappers_left_the_gun_on_the_table_where_my/ | robkirstie12 | 1,757,210,981 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nahczj/the_kidnappers_left_the_gun_on_the_table_where_my/ |
1mwzh1y | My sister thought that exposing me to Lone Star ticks would be a great way to break me of my desire to eat meat. | She'll obviously understand my own need to help her with her habit of constantly huffing that essential oil crap when I fill her diffuser with urushiol. | 91 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwzh1y/my_sister_thought_that_exposing_me_to_lone_star/ | LordGraygem | 1,755,845,813 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwzh1y/my_sister_thought_that_exposing_me_to_lone_star/ |
1mw7idh | A herd of hungry pigs can completely consume a human body in less than an hour. | Jack eventually learned that it was a bad idea to teach his herd people were delicious. | 91 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mw7idh/a_herd_of_hungry_pigs_can_completely_consume_a/ | failed_novelty | 1,755,773,294 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mw7idh/a_herd_of_hungry_pigs_can_completely_consume_a/ |
1n84yac | As my wife lay next to me, I stared at the person looking back at me at the foot of our bed. | "What are you doing with my rotting corpse?" | 84 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n84yac/as_my_wife_lay_next_to_me_i_stared_at_the_person/ | jajakookie | 1,756,976,117 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n84yac/as_my_wife_lay_next_to_me_i_stared_at_the_person/ |
1mx8q7i | AI images look so real these days that almost anything online can be dismissed as fake. | I just swap the faces of my mutilated victims, tag them as AI, and nobody suspects a thing. | 91 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mx8q7i/ai_images_look_so_real_these_days_that_almost/ | LevelQx | 1,755,874,524 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mx8q7i/ai_images_look_so_real_these_days_that_almost/ |
1mvw0u8 | For centuries the ocean has been used as a garden for corpses. | But nobody ever thought it would bear fruit. | 90 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvw0u8/for_centuries_the_ocean_has_been_used_as_a_garden/ | AtlasSuave | 1,755,735,452 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvw0u8/for_centuries_the_ocean_has_been_used_as_a_garden/ |
1mt1i03 | "Is madame ready for her blind dining experience?" The waiter asked as he placed a delicious smelling meal onto the table. | The woman didn't reply, opting instead to continue crying about her missing eyes and rattling the chains which kept her seated at the table. | 85 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt1i03/is_madame_ready_for_her_blind_dining_experience/ | Adorable-Act-3858 | 1,755,462,082 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt1i03/is_madame_ready_for_her_blind_dining_experience/ |
1msuywx | The trip back in time was torturous, but he was outside his childhood home, to save his sister and mother. | Sneaking into the family home with the hidden key, he wondered where their attacker was until he saw his altered reflection, and realized to what paradox he had fallen prey. | 87 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msuywx/the_trip_back_in_time_was_torturous_but_he_was/ | AcanthocephalaLate78 | 1,755,447,073 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msuywx/the_trip_back_in_time_was_torturous_but_he_was/ |
1mm92ds | I was quite proud of how well I trained the eccentric millionaire's hunting dogs to listen to only his orders. | As he has them chase me down to test how good of a job I did, I regret not training them to listen to my orders as well. | 86 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm92ds/i_was_quite_proud_of_how_well_i_trained_the/ | edale1 | 1,754,799,169 | 25 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm92ds/i_was_quite_proud_of_how_well_i_trained_the/ |
1n0ns5a | “I will die today,” the boy said after waking up. | You can only imagine Pinnochio’s dread when his nose didn’t grow. | 84 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0ns5a/i_will_die_today_the_boy_said_after_waking_up/ | -dzvi | 1,756,219,487 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0ns5a/i_will_die_today_the_boy_said_after_waking_up/ |
1mprcop | The scientist spent his life domesticating a small alien, despite his coworkers protests. | Sadly the scientist did not know that the Alien was alfflicted with a brain replacing parasite, and so the night he took it home it jumped hosts. | 87 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mprcop/the_scientist_spent_his_life_domesticating_a/ | ConfidentLab276 | 1,755,148,044 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mprcop/the_scientist_spent_his_life_domesticating_a/ |
1mnxvpk | [Aug25] He raged that I must carry myself with meekness befitting my sex and left before I could answer. | I set down my reply in this diary: tonight I’ll carry my knife in his coat to call upon another of his harlots, for this realm is Hell and I act accordingly. | 87 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnxvpk/aug25_he_raged_that_i_must_carry_myself_with/ | lamsar503 | 1,754,968,966 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnxvpk/aug25_he_raged_that_i_must_carry_myself_with/ |
1n00ov6 | I would read a book to my wife in a coma every night and say "sleep well darling." | When I went to sleep this time, I awoke in the hospital bed to the hospital empty, the words sleep well darling written in blood on the walls. | 87 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n00ov6/i_would_read_a_book_to_my_wife_in_a_coma_every/ | Dskittlz | 1,756,151,451 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n00ov6/i_would_read_a_book_to_my_wife_in_a_coma_every/ |
1mz9mun | My mother and grandmother insist i bathe more often, and my dad keeps giving me new deoderant to try. | I don't think they knew that i died, its been a few days now, why haven't they noticed. | 83 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz9mun/my_mother_and_grandmother_insist_i_bathe_more/ | Frostedscales | 1,756,074,772 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz9mun/my_mother_and_grandmother_insist_i_bathe_more/ |
1mvx268 | Working in a Psychiatric facility, I got used to being told about things I couldn't see. | That was until a month ago where all my non-hallucinating patients told me there was a faceless child clinging to me. | 84 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvx268/working_in_a_psychiatric_facility_i_got_used_to/ | yesizme | 1,755,738,315 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvx268/working_in_a_psychiatric_facility_i_got_used_to/ |
1n63kql | I tugged a loose hair from my scalp, expecting the familiar sting. | Instead it slid out endlessly like a long black thread, and I could feel it unraveling something deep inside my chest.
| 86 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n63kql/i_tugged_a_loose_hair_from_my_scalp_expecting_the/ | xJaneDoe | 1,756,767,899 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n63kql/i_tugged_a_loose_hair_from_my_scalp_expecting_the/ |
1n0b2n1 | I was worried sick about feeding my family, until my jackass neighbor tried to shoot my kid's dog. | Watching that bastard's fat red face and meaty fists, I realized the solution had been right in front of me all along. | 84 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0b2n1/i_was_worried_sick_about_feeding_my_family_until/ | manonfetch | 1,756,178,143 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0b2n1/i_was_worried_sick_about_feeding_my_family_until/ |
1n4umvg | The spacecraft was nicknamed ‘the fly’ because it was easily manoeuvrable | As the astronauts settled in the enormous crater, the walls began to close, and the surface of Venus swallowed them whole | 81 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4umvg/the_spacecraft_was_nicknamed_the_fly_because_it/ | Original-Loquat3788 | 1,756,646,659 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4umvg/the_spacecraft_was_nicknamed_the_fly_because_it/ |
1mywn8e | When my friend asks me if I have superpowers, I jokingly reply, "Yeah, I can send telepathic messages to people." | "I KNEW that damn voice in my mind was YOU this WHOLE TIME!" he suddenly snaps, knocking me down and pulling out a pocket knife. | 81 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mywn8e/when_my_friend_asks_me_if_i_have_superpowers_i/ | PiinutButter | 1,756,044,754 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mywn8e/when_my_friend_asks_me_if_i_have_superpowers_i/ |
1mupinq | My sister lived on the other side of the country, so I was in shock when I received photos of her corpse sent from her phone. | Things felt even worse when our Bluetooth automatically connected. | 85 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mupinq/my_sister_lived_on_the_other_side_of_the_country/ | LevelQx | 1,755,625,560 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mupinq/my_sister_lived_on_the_other_side_of_the_country/ |
1n1g828 | She couldn't handle the close space anymore and banged on the box to get the magicians attention. | After a few tries she looks in horror as she notices small bits of dirt and starts to hyperventilate | 84 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1g828/she_couldnt_handle_the_close_space_anymore_and/ | DBZKING13 | 1,756,299,215 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1g828/she_couldnt_handle_the_close_space_anymore_and/ |
1n0rdcw | I was told that if anything went wrong, all I had to do was pull the rope which would ring the bell. | When the coffin settled into the grave, the air thinned, and I yanked the rope, hard... only to feel it snap. | 84 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0rdcw/i_was_told_that_if_anything_went_wrong_all_i_had/ | Forsaken-Worker-8777 | 1,756,227,568 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0rdcw/i_was_told_that_if_anything_went_wrong_all_i_had/ |
1muz0o5 | If she came home tired from work, the boy’s mother would whistle from downstairs to let him know she was home. | She died in her sleep, never knowing her son stabbed her and accused her of being an impostor for forgetting to whistle. | 83 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muz0o5/if_she_came_home_tired_from_work_the_boys_mother/ | GhostOfLotus | 1,755,646,963 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muz0o5/if_she_came_home_tired_from_work_the_boys_mother/ |
1n4p286 | “Thank you for packing my luggage” my girlfriend said to me before entering the JFK airport for her flight to Singapore. | I was more than happy to help, as Singaporean authorities will definitely give her the death penalty upon finding that hidden bag of drugs. | 77 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4p286/thank_you_for_packing_my_luggage_my_girlfriend/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,627,413 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4p286/thank_you_for_packing_my_luggage_my_girlfriend/ |
1n2znup | I shouted in panic, "You’re in the wrong room!" when a strange man, not my returning husband, walked into our hotel room. | I noticed the bloodstain on his shirt and my keycard in his hand at the same time he calmly replied, "No, I don’t think I am," and softly closed the door behind him. | 81 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2znup/i_shouted_in_panic_youre_in_the_wrong_room_when_a/ | WordyV | 1,756,447,822 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2znup/i_shouted_in_panic_youre_in_the_wrong_room_when_a/ |
1n1h5ox | The man's wife slept, exhausted, after her husband had promised they would - somehow - find a way to pay for his cancer treatment. | After a quick glance at the new life insurance policy he had bought in his wife's name, the man pressed the pillow firmly down on the woman's face. | 76 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1h5ox/the_mans_wife_slept_exhausted_after_her_husband/ | Mongo514 | 1,756,301,553 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1h5ox/the_mans_wife_slept_exhausted_after_her_husband/ |
1n347lz | I was stupid enough to move my eyes when they injected the serum, so the needle broke. | But I couldn’t look away when the assistant burst in screaming, “Stop! That’s formaldehyde, not the anesthetic!” | 74 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n347lz/i_was_stupid_enough_to_move_my_eyes_when_they/ | LevelQx | 1,756,464,911 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n347lz/i_was_stupid_enough_to_move_my_eyes_when_they/ |
1mxomb1 | I felt my skin crawl. |
As soon as it had figured out that it no longer needed my body to survive, it began to slowly disconnect from my soft tissue, and slip from my form like a wet glove. | 80 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxomb1/i_felt_my_skin_crawl/ | InfamousRawB | 1,755,912,904 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxomb1/i_felt_my_skin_crawl/ |
1mqzp5x | Last week,after camping I notice a tiny nick on my skin. | As I laid in bed,unable to swallow,I cursed myself for not remembering that vampire bats have painless bites. | 81 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqzp5x/last_weekafter_camping_i_notice_a_tiny_nick_on_my/ | No_Size_1333 | 1,755,268,658 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqzp5x/last_weekafter_camping_i_notice_a_tiny_nick_on_my/ |
1n8t1vz | I’ve been staying up late watching a fascinating found footage documentary about alien abductions. | Wait, that house is looks very similar to mine…. | 76 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8t1vz/ive_been_staying_up_late_watching_a_fascinating/ | Mynky | 1,757,038,130 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8t1vz/ive_been_staying_up_late_watching_a_fascinating/ |
1n5j4nt | Hello, I am a mother and need to ask: Is it normal to hear my baby crying from inside my womb? | 78 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5j4nt/hello_i_am_a_mother_and_need_to_ask_is_it_normal/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,714,915 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5j4nt/hello_i_am_a_mother_and_need_to_ask_is_it_normal/ | |
1n52hie | The third type of medication for my hallucinations didn’t work either, and my wife said I should ask the doctor for another. | The doctor frowned and said, "Sir, the last one was a placebo, because we know you've been lying about having a wife". | 78 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n52hie/the_third_type_of_medication_for_my/ | LevelQx | 1,756,665,679 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n52hie/the_third_type_of_medication_for_my/ |
1n3h20o | "If you don't want to smile for the family portrait that's fine," my mother tells me. | "I'll give you a smile you can't take off," she says, grabbing a knife from the kitchen. | 76 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3h20o/if_you_dont_want_to_smile_for_the_family_portrait/ | frostytyler | 1,756,496,287 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3h20o/if_you_dont_want_to_smile_for_the_family_portrait/ |
1mr3rh4 | Jim suppressed the urge to scream as blood rolled down his third finger and onto the ground. | The spike ejected on its own; he hadn’t even let his wedding ring subscription lapse. | 80 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mr3rh4/jim_suppressed_the_urge_to_scream_as_blood_rolled/ | ItsYaBoiYungIan | 1,755,277,417 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mr3rh4/jim_suppressed_the_urge_to_scream_as_blood_rolled/ |
1nagkpo | My friend was disappointed her baby was a boy. | I have no idea why she's so upset now that he's gone. | 80 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nagkpo/my_friend_was_disappointed_her_baby_was_a_boy/ | MongooseHistorical16 | 1,757,208,568 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nagkpo/my_friend_was_disappointed_her_baby_was_a_boy/ |
1n9ewip | The social worker said her best option was to apply to a women’s shelter | But the only ones with vacancies were kill shelters. | 78 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9ewip/the_social_worker_said_her_best_option_was_to/ | this_fell_sergeant | 1,757,101,271 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9ewip/the_social_worker_said_her_best_option_was_to/ |
1n7lj6g | “Well, we finally know more about the Earth’s oceans than we do about space.” | Sighed the scientist, staring at the endless, dry seabed. | 78 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7lj6g/well_we_finally_know_more_about_the_earths_oceans/ | fugleman72 | 1,756,921,276 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7lj6g/well_we_finally_know_more_about_the_earths_oceans/ |
1mz7ikp | I’ve always been wary of the animatronics, something about their eyes just looked… too real. | What confirmed my suspicions was the blood that leaked out of the bunny’s eye socket during a performance for the children. | 74 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz7ikp/ive_always_been_wary_of_the_animatronics/ | Ok_Mortgage_1117 | 1,756,069,599 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz7ikp/ive_always_been_wary_of_the_animatronics/ |
1mxvbgt | Every night I feel my cat curl up at the end of my bed, cuddling with me to sleep. | But tonight I woke up to see her staring wide-eyed from the doorway… watching something else breathe under the covers move by my feet. | 75 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxvbgt/every_night_i_feel_my_cat_curl_up_at_the_end_of/ | Xeaus-4390 | 1,755,935,226 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxvbgt/every_night_i_feel_my_cat_curl_up_at_the_end_of/ |
1mrlxuu | "Sir, you stated earlier this year that the death of children was just the price of war." | "Do you still feel that way now that the enemy has come here and kidnapped your children?" | 73 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrlxuu/sir_you_stated_earlier_this_year_that_the_death/ | No1CouldHavePredictd | 1,755,322,405 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrlxuu/sir_you_stated_earlier_this_year_that_the_death/ |
1mumh0v | Steam curled around her as she closed her eyes and let the hot water run down her face, trailing to the shower floor. | She looked down and froze when she saw the unblinking, impossibly human eyeball staring up at her from the drain. | 77 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mumh0v/steam_curled_around_her_as_she_closed_her_eyes/ | WordyV | 1,755,619,015 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mumh0v/steam_curled_around_her_as_she_closed_her_eyes/ |
1mseomr | I thought that theater had no power | But why is that thing crawling out of the screen | 73 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mseomr/i_thought_that_theater_had_no_power/ | Alternative_Town_129 | 1,755,396,229 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mseomr/i_thought_that_theater_had_no_power/ |
1ms71nn | "Working at the landfill is a tough job, but someones gotta do it." | "Maybe if I got paid a little better, I would actually go through the trouble of reporting all the eyeballs and human bones that turn up every so often." | 77 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ms71nn/working_at_the_landfill_is_a_tough_job_but/ | Cheap_Edge_6557 | 1,755,376,766 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ms71nn/working_at_the_landfill_is_a_tough_job_but/ |
1n7u8ko | “You are NOT the father”, the host said. | But before the young man could celebrate, the host added, “and she’s not the mother either…” | 77 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7u8ko/you_are_not_the_father_the_host_said/ | Dwitt01 | 1,756,941,549 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7u8ko/you_are_not_the_father_the_host_said/ |
1n2bxtg | The guillotine sliced Monsieur Blanc's head clean off | I then made the regretful decision of calling his name, for the eyes of the severed head locked with mine the same instant | 75 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2bxtg/the_guillotine_sliced_monsieur_blancs_head_clean/ | surewhatever_dude | 1,756,386,950 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2bxtg/the_guillotine_sliced_monsieur_blancs_head_clean/ |
1n494ra | There is this strong oak tree growing in my town's cemetery and I was called to cut it so we can open more graves | For as long as I'm alive I'll remember the cacophony of shrieks and gushing of blood when my saw bit into the bark | 71 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n494ra/there_is_this_strong_oak_tree_growing_in_my_towns/ | surewhatever_dude | 1,756,579,195 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n494ra/there_is_this_strong_oak_tree_growing_in_my_towns/ |
1mw27ck | Your bedroom ceiling whispers your name so softly you almost miss it | then a second whisper answers from under your bed, “I’m up here.” | 68 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mw27ck/your_bedroom_ceiling_whispers_your_name_so_softly/ | reddit_horror-26 | 1,755,753,714 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mw27ck/your_bedroom_ceiling_whispers_your_name_so_softly/ |
1n3t9hn | The doctors assured me that they cut out all of the cancer in my body. | They were right, but that didn't stop it from spreading. | 73 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3t9hn/the_doctors_assured_me_that_they_cut_out_all_of/ | Why_am_here_plz | 1,756,530,684 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3t9hn/the_doctors_assured_me_that_they_cut_out_all_of/ |
1my76jn | She was fully aware of my intention to make her mine. | Yet, she continues to complain about the darkness and lack of air. | 70 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1my76jn/she_was_fully_aware_of_my_intention_to_make_her/ | prlugo4162 | 1,755,969,360 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1my76jn/she_was_fully_aware_of_my_intention_to_make_her/ |
1mwod97 | I backed away in horror, alternately glancing at the patient in the MRI machine and the screen. | The patient had hundreds of eyes in her womb and they were looking at me, following me every time her heartbeat sounded.
| 73 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwod97/i_backed_away_in_horror_alternately_glancing_at/ | Odd-Butterscotch-480 | 1,755,813,006 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwod97/i_backed_away_in_horror_alternately_glancing_at/ |
1muyzbt | The little brown pill skittered across the floor after she'd dropped it, but she managed to find it quickly, and immediately popped it into her mouth and swallowed it. | She felt her throat muscles contract around it, then noticed the little brown pill on the floor a foot away, and as she began to wonder exactly what she'd consumed, she felt an unbearable pain inside her throat as the thing latched on. | 71 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muyzbt/the_little_brown_pill_skittered_across_the_floor/ | BeyondBoxCreative | 1,755,646,866 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muyzbt/the_little_brown_pill_skittered_across_the_floor/ |
1mtqwfu | My girlfriend went downstairs, not wanting to join our Ouija session as we tried to contact my mother. | Minutes later, after faint thuds and crashes in the house, the board spelled out "Samantha", my girlfriend's name. | 69 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtqwfu/my_girlfriend_went_downstairs_not_wanting_to_join/ | LevelQx | 1,755,534,480 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtqwfu/my_girlfriend_went_downstairs_not_wanting_to_join/ |
1mmagvi | My kids begged me to let them go out and play in the newly fallen snow. | I don't know how to explain that it's ash from the camps. | 68 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmagvi/my_kids_begged_me_to_let_them_go_out_and_play_in/ | RyGuy27272 | 1,754,803,957 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmagvi/my_kids_begged_me_to_let_them_go_out_and_play_in/ |
1n89uws | I asked my cellmate, a prolific serial killet what his favourite part about killing was. | He claimed that seeing the look in a mans eyes as he sees what awaits him after death is just a sight to behold. | 70 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n89uws/i_asked_my_cellmate_a_prolific_serial_killet_what/ | McPoopyPooperson | 1,756,991,811 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n89uws/i_asked_my_cellmate_a_prolific_serial_killet_what/ |
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