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1n2inaw | At first, my biggest worry was the kid escaping. | But I kidnapped her 2 weeks ago, and there's still no missing persons report. | 190 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2inaw/at_first_my_biggest_worry_was_the_kid_escaping/ | GetScaredGirl | 1,756,402,242 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2inaw/at_first_my_biggest_worry_was_the_kid_escaping/ |
1mygw45 | I scratched frantically, hoping to soothe the bites endless itch. | It was only after 20 minutes I came to the conclusion that mosquito bites don’t itch all the way down to bone, and that this must be something else. | 193 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mygw45/i_scratched_frantically_hoping_to_soothe_the/ | Springtronic315 | 1,755,993,088 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mygw45/i_scratched_frantically_hoping_to_soothe_the/ |
1mqr3ng | Racing through the woods to the doctor's barn, the man spurred his horse on, desperate to save his son. | On the back of the horse, his son whispered weakly: "Father, I hear the Elfking calling me." | 186 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqr3ng/racing_through_the_woods_to_the_doctors_barn_the/ | Odd-Butterscotch-480 | 1,755,244,336 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqr3ng/racing_through_the_woods_to_the_doctors_barn_the/ |
1n2qc84 | As I went off to my first day at work, my mother gave me a belt and some water. |
She dabbed at the corners of her eyes with her robe, fully aware that the plane wouldn’t—and couldn’t—land. | 186 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2qc84/as_i_went_off_to_my_first_day_at_work_my_mother/ | Cal_Aesthetics_Club | 1,756,420,203 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2qc84/as_i_went_off_to_my_first_day_at_work_my_mother/ |
1n572ks | "Hello, hello," said the carefree voice, as if the sky were still blue and free, the sun unbound. We shivered in our combat boots amidst the rust-dry ruins of the playground; none of us had ever seen a child. | 189 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n572ks/hello_hello_said_the_carefree_voice_as_if_the_sky/ | Christwriter | 1,756,676,803 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n572ks/hello_hello_said_the_carefree_voice_as_if_the_sky/ | |
1n7xjvc | "No, please, I'll pay my debt !" She pleaded to the shady casino... | Only to peek a glimpse on what the secretive casino's patrons were now betting on, ranging from "amputation" to "lobotomy". | 191 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7xjvc/no_please_ill_pay_my_debt_she_pleaded_to_the/ | In_Leaves | 1,756,950,702 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7xjvc/no_please_ill_pay_my_debt_she_pleaded_to_the/ |
1mtzdh3 | They say if you park your car on this street at night with your lights off you can hear a spooky disembodied voice crying for help. | But I guess once I patch up this hole you found in the wall those rumours will just become an urban legend. | 186 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtzdh3/they_say_if_you_park_your_car_on_this_street_at/ | JoeBrownshoes | 1,755,553,023 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtzdh3/they_say_if_you_park_your_car_on_this_street_at/ |
1n2ybys | I was sitting in the rocking chair, only a few minutes into tiredly breastfeeding my baby when I suddenly heard her cry from the other room. | That's when I looked down for the first time and saw...Him. | 187 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2ybys/i_was_sitting_in_the_rocking_chair_only_a_few/ | Unlucky_Frosting1437 | 1,756,443,043 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2ybys/i_was_sitting_in_the_rocking_chair_only_a_few/ |
1mz7i6h | My mother's smile beaming down on me, warm as a clear summers day, warm as the blood dripping down her hand as she pressed the blade ever further into my yielding chest. | "You're too young to make good choices child, so I'll take you before the devil can, and we can all be happy together in paradise." | 185 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz7i6h/my_mothers_smile_beaming_down_on_me_warm_as_a/ | EMPcat | 1,756,069,573 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz7i6h/my_mothers_smile_beaming_down_on_me_warm_as_a/ |
1n9zb07 | As a fire marshal, I sometimes have to witness horrible arson aftermath, like this mother with the melted remains of a gas can in her lap. | The charred chains still encircling the three small corpses at her feet told me that she never intended to go alone. | 191 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9zb07/as_a_fire_marshal_i_sometimes_have_to_witness/ | delicatesummer | 1,757,164,594 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9zb07/as_a_fire_marshal_i_sometimes_have_to_witness/ |
1n0rl48 | I noticed my wife's new tattoo and asked her about it, she said "Oh it's the date of tomorrow, the day I die" | I still don’t know how she found out I planned the murder for tomorrow. | 184 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0rl48/i_noticed_my_wifes_new_tattoo_and_asked_her_about/ | LevelQx | 1,756,228,029 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0rl48/i_noticed_my_wifes_new_tattoo_and_asked_her_about/ |
1n14oz8 | [AUG25] Since Grandma went into the nursing home, it fell on me to clean her house before it was sold. | In her attic, I found dozens of diaries stacked up, some dating back years, but every single entry described the same day over and over. | 182 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n14oz8/aug25_since_grandma_went_into_the_nursing_home_it/ | alienonymous2 | 1,756,260,147 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n14oz8/aug25_since_grandma_went_into_the_nursing_home_it/ |
1mwx8n1 | As the horror movie ended, the “Based on a true story…” faded in and out, followed by a single word. | “… Yours.” | 182 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwx8n1/as_the_horror_movie_ended_the_based_on_a_true/ | Narrow-Bit-3533 | 1,755,837,870 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwx8n1/as_the_horror_movie_ended_the_based_on_a_true/ |
1n8oyng | “Are you sure?” Asked the devil | “Yes, we had nothing when we got married and he promised his soul would be mine forever - I can do whatever I want with it” | 182 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8oyng/are_you_sure_asked_the_devil/ | PrepareOrder66 | 1,757,026,812 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8oyng/are_you_sure_asked_the_devil/ |
1n4tfva | I told my therapist that sometimes I feel like I’m not real. He smiled and said, “That’s because you’re not.” | 184 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4tfva/i_told_my_therapist_that_sometimes_i_feel_like_im/ | Everblack_Deathmask | 1,756,643,364 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4tfva/i_told_my_therapist_that_sometimes_i_feel_like_im/ | |
1mvibtl | "I always wanted you dead, just...not like this." | I blinked away tears and aimed my gun as my brother walked closer and closer, no longer human, but a mere rotting corpse. | 180 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvibtl/i_always_wanted_you_dead_justnot_like_this/ | DarkHorseReborn | 1,755,704,478 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvibtl/i_always_wanted_you_dead_justnot_like_this/ |
1navai5 | "Aww! The baby kicked!", a stranger commented pointing to my belly. | I was about to smile when I realised I'm not pregnant. | 216 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1navai5/aww_the_baby_kicked_a_stranger_commented_pointing/ | Murky_Swordfish1410 | 1,757,256,901 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1navai5/aww_the_baby_kicked_a_stranger_commented_pointing/ |
1n5m98l | After great pain and several casualties, we managed to trap the demon in a circle of holy chalk and salt | Then the fiend brought out a pressure washer. | 183 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5m98l/after_great_pain_and_several_casualties_we/ | Vacuousbard | 1,756,726,346 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5m98l/after_great_pain_and_several_casualties_we/ |
1n94rdu | As the raging fire trapped me inside the burning factory; the employee in my department that I treat like crap called out over the radio. | "Everyone from our area is accounted for" was what I heard from one of the radios left charging on the unreachable side of the room. | 177 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n94rdu/as_the_raging_fire_trapped_me_inside_the_burning/ | TFCard | 1,757,077,539 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n94rdu/as_the_raging_fire_trapped_me_inside_the_burning/ |
1n6cxbm | In this world the more evil things you did the longer you live | said my 110 year old perfectly healthy grandpa. | 180 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6cxbm/in_this_world_the_more_evil_things_you_did_the/ | mysmallpenies | 1,756,797,481 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6cxbm/in_this_world_the_more_evil_things_you_did_the/ |
1n505fh | My wife smothered all our children while they were asleep. | Which really took the fun out of it for me. | 173 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n505fh/my_wife_smothered_all_our_children_while_they/ | 54321RUN | 1,756,660,111 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n505fh/my_wife_smothered_all_our_children_while_they/ |
1mpbqzr | The company board said we could get sued for making unwanted employees work in conditions with a 40% mortality rate. | I reassured them that we did the math and it’s cheaper to just pay the legal fees for each death. | 178 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpbqzr/the_company_board_said_we_could_get_sued_for/ | Madmonkeman | 1,755,108,157 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpbqzr/the_company_board_said_we_could_get_sued_for/ |
1mveu0z | I lifted the spoon to my mouth and realized the stew wasn’t chunks of meat at all but tiny, half-chewed fetuses, their translucent skin splitting as they wiggled between my teeth. | When I gagged and dropped the bowl, one split open on the floor, spilling cords of umbilical tissue that slithered toward my ankles and began to burrow into my skin. | 174 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mveu0z/i_lifted_the_spoon_to_my_mouth_and_realized_the/ | UnhingedSales | 1,755,696,544 | 38 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mveu0z/i_lifted_the_spoon_to_my_mouth_and_realized_the/ |
1mq1sc7 | Our laughter was tinged with relief after you finally emerged from the sinkhole you fell into, covered head-to-toe in mud. | Something felt wrong because the more muck that fell off your body, the less human-shaped the figure beneath became. | 176 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq1sc7/our_laughter_was_tinged_with_relief_after_you/ | Outside_Normal | 1,755,180,653 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq1sc7/our_laughter_was_tinged_with_relief_after_you/ |
1mnrxni | The monkey paw curled, granting my wish to be Superman. | The screams have kept me awake for 3 days straight, and no matter how fast i fly, i can never save all of them. | 174 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnrxni/the_monkey_paw_curled_granting_my_wish_to_be/ | PM_ME_SMALL__TIDDIES | 1,754,952,851 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnrxni/the_monkey_paw_curled_granting_my_wish_to_be/ |
1n8hsvj | "Whatever did this to all these people must have escaped from the zoo." | "No, not from the zoo, from the museum." | 170 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8hsvj/whatever_did_this_to_all_these_people_must_have/ | FeedMeDarkness | 1,757,009,799 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8hsvj/whatever_did_this_to_all_these_people_must_have/ |
1nabkot | Theres evidence that during school shootings, kids will write letters to the parents talking about how much they miss them and that they want to go home. | Which is a good fact to think about next time you hear podcasts and stories talk about teenagers being sent to the trenches of war. | 177 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nabkot/theres_evidence_that_during_school_shootings_kids/ | McPoopyPooperson | 1,757,194,714 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nabkot/theres_evidence_that_during_school_shootings_kids/ |
1n7fhiu | "Why is there so much blood just for a routine root canal?" she asked the dentist as he prepared the big drill. | "Oh, most of that's not your blood," he replied as she heard a little scream coming from inside her mouth. | 172 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7fhiu/why_is_there_so_much_blood_just_for_a_routine/ | 54321RUN | 1,756,907,725 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7fhiu/why_is_there_so_much_blood_just_for_a_routine/ |
1n48k7q | I was chopping vegetables when I smelled his cologne and heard, “What’s for dinner, honey?” | I froze, because I had already chopped his body into pieces hours ago | 172 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n48k7q/i_was_chopping_vegetables_when_i_smelled_his/ | JuTeena | 1,756,577,811 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n48k7q/i_was_chopping_vegetables_when_i_smelled_his/ |
1n8b6ou | "Stay in the car and keep the windows rolled up," the cop warns the little boy as he takes his gun out of his holster. | Then he just sits back and waits for the blistering heat inside the car to finish the child off. | 170 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8b6ou/stay_in_the_car_and_keep_the_windows_rolled_up/ | 54321RUN | 1,756,994,920 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8b6ou/stay_in_the_car_and_keep_the_windows_rolled_up/ |
1mtr1n9 | I had a difficult time balancing my work life with my social life so I decided to clone myself and let the clone handle the boring work while I lived it up. | As of today my clone lives in a mansion, loved by my family, has tons of friends while I'm serving 2 out of my 15 years in jail for identity theft. | 172 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtr1n9/i_had_a_difficult_time_balancing_my_work_life/ | butterballbuns | 1,755,534,798 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtr1n9/i_had_a_difficult_time_balancing_my_work_life/ |
1mqaoor | After putting the poison in the candy, she wrapped it up and put it with the others so they could choose who would die. | Then she went to the children's hospital to hand out candy so she could make a bet with her family on who ate the poison again. | 168 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqaoor/after_putting_the_poison_in_the_candy_she_wrapped/ | dalonley1 | 1,755,199,959 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqaoor/after_putting_the_poison_in_the_candy_she_wrapped/ |
1mr596h | “So when your theory is correct, you create a new universe with each simulation?”, my colleague asked. | I just starred at the heap of deleted files, when the realisation set in. | 168 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mr596h/so_when_your_theory_is_correct_you_create_a_new/ | THBSCT | 1,755,280,617 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mr596h/so_when_your_theory_is_correct_you_create_a_new/ |
1mzwt1m | My son was so scared of the fire alarm after two false alarms in one night I turned them off. | That evening I realized my mistake right before collapsing in the hallway due to carbon monoxide poisoning. | 165 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzwt1m/my_son_was_so_scared_of_the_fire_alarm_after_two/ | TheRealResixt | 1,756,142,720 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzwt1m/my_son_was_so_scared_of_the_fire_alarm_after_two/ |
1moc1d0 | My father smiled for the first time in years when he finally had money | That was the last face I saw before being taken away in a van | 168 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1moc1d0/my_father_smiled_for_the_first_time_in_years_when/ | Cooked-Alton-Towers | 1,755,012,993 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1moc1d0/my_father_smiled_for_the_first_time_in_years_when/ |
1mwjlwy | She drank deeply from the wine glass as he told her, "This is the 1998 from Napa Valley, California." | With a sweeping gesture toward the long row of occupied hospital beds, each fitted with an IV stand, he asked, "Would you like to try the 2021 from Sonoma County?" | 166 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwjlwy/she_drank_deeply_from_the_wine_glass_as_he_told/ | WordyV | 1,755,802,064 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwjlwy/she_drank_deeply_from_the_wine_glass_as_he_told/ |
1mrlr88 | They say the moment you hear your baby cry for the first time is a moment of relief for the parents. | I realised that this wasn't always true, when I started to hear loud screams from my wife's growing womb. | 166 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrlr88/they_say_the_moment_you_hear_your_baby_cry_for/ | Manager-Of-The-Apes | 1,755,321,809 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrlr88/they_say_the_moment_you_hear_your_baby_cry_for/ |
1mu5924 | “Well done!”, I said, looking at my friend’s son. | Indeed, the steak was so well done that my homewrecker of a friend actually complimented me on the taste of the “beef”. | 161 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mu5924/well_done_i_said_looking_at_my_friends_son/ | Cal_Aesthetics_Club | 1,755,567,930 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mu5924/well_done_i_said_looking_at_my_friends_son/ |
1n9za38 | My phone vibrated, announcing that it was shutting down. | Next car service center: 250 miles. | 168 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9za38/my_phone_vibrated_announcing_that_it_was_shutting/ | Far-Fill-4717 | 1,757,164,522 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9za38/my_phone_vibrated_announcing_that_it_was_shutting/ |
1mpn38b | Everyone has to be in their house at a certain time due to the cities new curfew rule. | This will make it much harder to hunt humans at night. | 159 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpn38b/everyone_has_to_be_in_their_house_at_a_certain/ | IShouldBeenSwallowed | 1,755,135,275 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpn38b/everyone_has_to_be_in_their_house_at_a_certain/ |
1mmlcpl | I scanned one of those random QR code stickers you see in public spaces and a photo of a man appeared. | Beneath it was a picture of my family and a message: "If you fail to eliminate this man within 72 hours, we know where to find you." | 161 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmlcpl/i_scanned_one_of_those_random_qr_code_stickers/ | LevelQx | 1,754,839,499 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmlcpl/i_scanned_one_of_those_random_qr_code_stickers/ |
1n6zohe | The detectives asked me again if my son had ever tortured any of the animals whenever I took him hunting… | I honestly answered no, but I left out the part that he had recently been naming the deer after his classmates. | 158 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6zohe/the_detectives_asked_me_again_if_my_son_had_ever/ | Past-Celebration9335 | 1,756,857,242 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6zohe/the_detectives_asked_me_again_if_my_son_had_ever/ |
1mrklhr | "Look mommy, tree puppets!" | My daughter said as we passed an old road near the Jenkin's farm | 159 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrklhr/look_mommy_tree_puppets/ | Accurate-Entrance380 | 1,755,318,262 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrklhr/look_mommy_tree_puppets/ |
1mrvr0w | I smiled at the sight of my daughter covered in butterflies as I shooed them away. | I then screamed at the sight of her partially eaten body. | 154 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrvr0w/i_smiled_at_the_sight_of_my_daughter_covered_in/ | KaiXan1 | 1,755,352,038 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrvr0w/i_smiled_at_the_sight_of_my_daughter_covered_in/ |
1n0c0pg | Constantly checking my rearview mirror as I sped down the highway, I forced a smile for my daughter so she wouldn't be upset about leaving so quickly. | She clapped her little hands in delight as we passed under the Amber Alert sign, squealing, "That red car sounds just like ours, Mommy!" | 153 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0c0pg/constantly_checking_my_rearview_mirror_as_i_sped/ | WordyV | 1,756,181,099 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0c0pg/constantly_checking_my_rearview_mirror_as_i_sped/ |
1muv70c | When the team broke into the biotech labs, they had their weapons already drawn and ready to kill anything that moved. | Instead they were greeted by an entryway containing a single bloated corpse and a message written in marker on the wall that said, "The virus has become airborne." | 151 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muv70c/when_the_team_broke_into_the_biotech_labs_they/ | Paper_Shotgun | 1,755,637,852 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muv70c/when_the_team_broke_into_the_biotech_labs_they/ |
1mqq9u7 | The coffee machine’s small explosion knocked her into the kitchen table, injuring her spine. | Paralyzed on the floor, she watched molten plastic drip from the burning appliances above, landing on her face. | 152 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqq9u7/the_coffee_machines_small_explosion_knocked_her/ | LevelQx | 1,755,241,414 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqq9u7/the_coffee_machines_small_explosion_knocked_her/ |
1n4frwb | The two cops asked me over and over again why I had "brought a bloody doll" to the hospital and why I "kept screaming erratically". | I futilely kept telling them that my daughter was very very ill and that it needed help to live. | 146 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4frwb/the_two_cops_asked_me_over_and_over_again_why_i/ | Smeggfaffa | 1,756,596,604 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4frwb/the_two_cops_asked_me_over_and_over_again_why_i/ |
1mobdn1 | As I watched my child sleep, my heart warmed as I told the genie I wished they could remain this peaceful forever. | After three years of no improvement, the doctor suggested removing life support. | 146 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mobdn1/as_i_watched_my_child_sleep_my_heart_warmed_as_i/ | Daswiftone22 | 1,755,011,497 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mobdn1/as_i_watched_my_child_sleep_my_heart_warmed_as_i/ |
1n07qup | "Ah, nothing like the morning sunshine hitting my skin," I say in glee as I sip my morning tea on the balcony. | I quickly got up and ran to the door when I heard the hissing sound and burning smell coming from my skin, the sun rays dissolving every layer. | 145 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n07qup/ah_nothing_like_the_morning_sunshine_hitting_my/ | yesizme | 1,756,168,700 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n07qup/ah_nothing_like_the_morning_sunshine_hitting_my/ |
1mwrynw | The neglected little girl was overjoyed at first when a new pet came into her life and embraced her, unlike her parents. | No one was around when she tearfully begged the wild python to stop squeezing so tight. | 138 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwrynw/the_neglected_little_girl_was_overjoyed_at_first/ | definitely_alphaz | 1,755,822,309 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwrynw/the_neglected_little_girl_was_overjoyed_at_first/ |
1nafs2v | I told the doctor my family did not have any history of blood conditions. | “Excellent”, he said with a hungry look in his eyes. | 143 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nafs2v/i_told_the_doctor_my_family_did_not_have_any/ | Dismal-Prompt1355 | 1,757,206,226 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nafs2v/i_told_the_doctor_my_family_did_not_have_any/ |
1mog60v | Growing up in Indonesia, my mum told me about the pocong, a corpse cursed to hop the earth forever if you don’t untie the burial shroud’s knots to free the soul. | I guess her grief was too strong the day I died, because she never untied mine, and she’s been keeping me locked in the house ever since. | 143 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mog60v/growing_up_in_indonesia_my_mum_told_me_about_the/ | Nessieinternational | 1,755,022,046 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mog60v/growing_up_in_indonesia_my_mum_told_me_about_the/ |
1mo2ygf | A fertility clinic has an ethical responsibility to the patient which demands professional treatment and rigorous honesty. | However, patients also demand results and my sperm have a very high success rate. | 141 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo2ygf/a_fertility_clinic_has_an_ethical_responsibility/ | Cheap_Edge_6557 | 1,754,986,645 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo2ygf/a_fertility_clinic_has_an_ethical_responsibility/ |
1mo2oi2 | Ms. Betsy told us to pretend that we're animals today at school! | I wonder why everyone else is playing as a possum right now? | 143 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo2oi2/ms_betsy_told_us_to_pretend_that_were_animals/ | KarinaPlayz | 1,754,985,599 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo2oi2/ms_betsy_told_us_to_pretend_that_were_animals/ |
1n9iyei | Thick, arterial spurts of blood shot all over the floor as I clutched my arm, trying to choke the bleeding from my brachial... | But no matter how hard I squeezed, I couldn't stop the long, black hair worm from flailing its tail against the flesh of my forearm, or digging it's spearpointed head under my palms as it wriggled its way up the path of my open veins... | 140 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9iyei/thick_arterial_spurts_of_blood_shot_all_over_the/ | Strastvuitye | 1,757,111,067 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9iyei/thick_arterial_spurts_of_blood_shot_all_over_the/ |
1mtdepy | Ever since she became pregnant, Amos Yee’s mother felt massive pains in her womb. | The ultrasound later revealed the fetus was chewing its way out, biting chunks of her flesh from within. | 141 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtdepy/ever_since_she_became_pregnant_amos_yees_mother/ | Nessieinternational | 1,755,495,178 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtdepy/ever_since_she_became_pregnant_amos_yees_mother/ |
1ms7yng | Mommy was really mad I played with the makeup in her vanity. | I’ll wait until she calms down to tell her I played doctor in the medicine cabinet. | 134 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ms7yng/mommy_was_really_mad_i_played_with_the_makeup_in/ | e_olds04 | 1,755,378,842 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ms7yng/mommy_was_really_mad_i_played_with_the_makeup_in/ |
1n34ekh | I opened my email, expecting bills and spam. | Instead, it contained a single file: a live video of myself sleeping. | 136 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n34ekh/i_opened_my_email_expecting_bills_and_spam/ | Mobile-Meaning3759 | 1,756,465,519 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n34ekh/i_opened_my_email_expecting_bills_and_spam/ |
1mvk6ac | When I got stranded in the middle of the ocean, I thought dehydration was the worst of my worries. | The giant eyes beneath the night time surface made me think otherwise. | 135 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvk6ac/when_i_got_stranded_in_the_middle_of_the_ocean_i/ | Intelligent-Club826 | 1,755,708,405 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvk6ac/when_i_got_stranded_in_the_middle_of_the_ocean_i/ |
1n3nx8e | “Dad, promise me you will move on once the Cancer takes my life.” | Those words filled his head every time he went to his deceased daughter’s bedroom and saw her rotting corpse tucked delicately into her bed. | 133 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3nx8e/dad_promise_me_you_will_move_on_once_the_cancer/ | CandySpecialist5875 | 1,756,513,836 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3nx8e/dad_promise_me_you_will_move_on_once_the_cancer/ |
1mq5zx8 | While standing on the school restroom toilet pot, one of my foot accidentally slipped in the commode. | I was more worried about the splashing sound I made while hiding than getting my foot wet. | 132 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq5zx8/while_standing_on_the_school_restroom_toilet_pot/ | Patronus_EnderDragon | 1,755,189,980 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq5zx8/while_standing_on_the_school_restroom_toilet_pot/ |
1mluwql | You took my life that night because you just HAD to drive home drunk from the pub | I will haunt your every waking second until your death, which you will pray for. | 133 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mluwql/you_took_my_life_that_night_because_you_just_had/ | Then_Manner190 | 1,754,760,049 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mluwql/you_took_my_life_that_night_because_you_just_had/ |
1mqa9wi | She told me she believed me when I said that her dog escaping was an accident. | Watching the footage of her playing with my son, I knew she lied, as she kicked the ball towards oncoming traffic. | 134 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqa9wi/she_told_me_she_believed_me_when_i_said_that_her/ | grownask | 1,755,199,087 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqa9wi/she_told_me_she_believed_me_when_i_said_that_her/ |
1moik23 | The mighty old Oak tree quietly sobbed when she found a spray painted X on her trunk, marking her to be chopped down. | The tired old lumberjack loudly cried when he found one on his trunk as well. | 134 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1moik23/the_mighty_old_oak_tree_quietly_sobbed_when_she/ | DyingLion | 1,755,027,282 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1moik23/the_mighty_old_oak_tree_quietly_sobbed_when_she/ |
1mq0bdc | "There's no other way but putting her down," said the doctor. | Looking back, I should have insisted they also cut her open to make sure it killed the unholy growth in her womb. | 136 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq0bdc/theres_no_other_way_but_putting_her_down_said_the/ | TalWrites | 1,755,177,181 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq0bdc/theres_no_other_way_but_putting_her_down_said_the/ |
1n2d1vc | Being the last living blood descendent with a single blessed bullet remaining, I literally have one shot to kill the demonically possessed matriarch before the portal to Hell fully opens. | I miss my grandmother. | 132 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2d1vc/being_the_last_living_blood_descendent_with_a/ | Outside_Normal | 1,756,389,704 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2d1vc/being_the_last_living_blood_descendent_with_a/ |
1mzyl1y | I decided to prank my friend by banging on his door and screaming "It's the police!! Open up!!" | I immediately stopped giggling when I heard frantic scrambling from inside, and then a gunshot. | 132 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzyl1y/i_decided_to_prank_my_friend_by_banging_on_his/ | getpwnedp0ser | 1,756,146,637 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzyl1y/i_decided_to_prank_my_friend_by_banging_on_his/ |
1muqb1l | Sitting at his desk, he stared numbly into the piercing glow of his computer screen and tried to recall the last time he felt his life had direction. | After he pulled the gun from his filling cabinet and worked his way through the office, screams erupting from the cubicles around him, he finally smiled with a sense of purpose knowing he freed his peers from suffering through meaningless lives. | 128 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muqb1l/sitting_at_his_desk_he_stared_numbly_into_the/ | WordyV | 1,755,627,231 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muqb1l/sitting_at_his_desk_he_stared_numbly_into_the/ |
1molfp8 | Oh, she's got her father's eyes! | In fairness, *she warned him.* | 131 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1molfp8/oh_shes_got_her_fathers_eyes/ | jackncl0ak | 1,755,033,745 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1molfp8/oh_shes_got_her_fathers_eyes/ |
1mn1sud | As your people forsake the gods, you hear the voice of a giant cry out from the mountains. | The giant fights to stay standing as his tendons snap and straining muscles shake; the heavens fell to earth, Atlas’s back gave way. | 131 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mn1sud/as_your_people_forsake_the_gods_you_hear_the/ | Linkd_at_Heart | 1,754,880,915 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mn1sud/as_your_people_forsake_the_gods_you_hear_the/ |
1mlqtl3 | I've always heard that people with access to firearms had a greater suicide risk. | I now realize it's due to the ever-present voice of the gun, demanding to be placed in my temple. | 129 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlqtl3/ive_always_heard_that_people_with_access_to/ | CorrectMarionberry92 | 1,754,749,822 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlqtl3/ive_always_heard_that_people_with_access_to/ |
1n7ibwt | [SEP25] No one had ever imagined that the end of the universe would be predicted using morse code | But there was something beautiful about watching the stars blink out of existence one at a time. | 130 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7ibwt/sep25_no_one_had_ever_imagined_that_the_end_of/ | Bigsmak | 1,756,914,271 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7ibwt/sep25_no_one_had_ever_imagined_that_the_end_of/ |
1n5a0gn | I was taking a midnight stroll through the park when my legs suddenly became trapped in something very sticky. | My brain froze as the gigantic rat emerged and picked up the edge of the trap I stepped in while sneering, “Not so funny now, is it?”. | 126 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5a0gn/i_was_taking_a_midnight_stroll_through_the_park/ | Past-Celebration9335 | 1,756,684,868 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5a0gn/i_was_taking_a_midnight_stroll_through_the_park/ |
1n3nfc0 | Excited to finally have time to use my new pool, I didn't hesitate to dive into the deepest part. | And went down, down, down, down, down, down, down– why haven't I touched the floor yet? | 129 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3nfc0/excited_to_finally_have_time_to_use_my_new_pool_i/ | Affectionate-Bag-544 | 1,756,512,402 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3nfc0/excited_to_finally_have_time_to_use_my_new_pool_i/ |
1mx6ujr | The evidence speaks for itself, we can now say for sure that it is physically possible to create a Dyson Sphere. | Unfortunately, we still don't why they've made so many, or even why their build rate has accelerated. | 126 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mx6ujr/the_evidence_speaks_for_itself_we_can_now_say_for/ | saltinstiens_monster | 1,755,870,075 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mx6ujr/the_evidence_speaks_for_itself_we_can_now_say_for/ |
1mvxfzv | I finally got my son to take school seriously. | All it took was locking him in the closet over the weekend with no food. | 131 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvxfzv/i_finally_got_my_son_to_take_school_seriously/ | First-Exchange-7324 | 1,755,739,363 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvxfzv/i_finally_got_my_son_to_take_school_seriously/ |
1mv6mhv | A lady always laughs whenever she sees this clown. | She can’t stop laughing, and the clown always follows. | 130 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mv6mhv/a_lady_always_laughs_whenever_she_sees_this_clown/ | Rodan_Hibiki | 1,755,669,387 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mv6mhv/a_lady_always_laughs_whenever_she_sees_this_clown/ |
1n1w3im | The school called today saying they were upset I had packed my son a PB&J sandwich. | They then said they were mortified when they realized he was the only kid in class allergic to peanuts. | 126 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1w3im/the_school_called_today_saying_they_were_upset_i/ | awesomea04 | 1,756,335,888 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1w3im/the_school_called_today_saying_they_were_upset_i/ |
1mwbcv4 | Mom gathered everyone at Grandma's house after the funeral, and she have everyone pour salts everywhere to keep away the bad spirit. | As more rooms got salts pour into them, I have less and less space to move around, and worst was that I can't hold onto mom anymore. | 127 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwbcv4/mom_gathered_everyone_at_grandmas_house_after_the/ | Male_Lead | 1,755,783,908 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwbcv4/mom_gathered_everyone_at_grandmas_house_after_the/ |
1n4yqxj | As I desperately tried to wake up Mom from her weird coma, I turned blank at my little brother's words of comforting... | "Don't worry, the nice Goat-Lady I saw in my dream told me that starting from tomorrow night, she'd be our new mommy!" | 129 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4yqxj/as_i_desperately_tried_to_wake_up_mom_from_her/ | XT83Danieliszekiller | 1,756,656,743 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4yqxj/as_i_desperately_tried_to_wake_up_mom_from_her/ |
1mmjy8u | My son said his friend told him I’m not his real father. | I told him I am—but the thing with my voice sitting at the dinner table said, “No, you’re not.”
| 125 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmjy8u/my_son_said_his_friend_told_him_im_not_his_real/ | lamsar503 | 1,754,836,000 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmjy8u/my_son_said_his_friend_told_him_im_not_his_real/ |
1mw99ha | Today, I was scheduled to have a simple plastic surgery, to make me look a bit younger. | Just before I went under, I heard the AI instructing my surgeon begin with, "Make an incision at the abdomen, beginning at the sternum." | 126 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mw99ha/today_i_was_scheduled_to_have_a_simple_plastic/ | Odd-Butterscotch-480 | 1,755,778,530 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mw99ha/today_i_was_scheduled_to_have_a_simple_plastic/ |
1n8ng72 | Do you know what happens when you die? | I think there must be something wrong with me, because the day just starts over. | 123 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8ng72/do_you_know_what_happens_when_you_die/ | Pink_Dolphin1234 | 1,757,022,963 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8ng72/do_you_know_what_happens_when_you_die/ |
1mncnhq | I wished that my wife would die a slow and painful death in the heat of an argument. | Unaware my stalker was listening until I found my wife's mutilated corpse with a note that read, "I heard what you said about the kids too; check their rooms." | 123 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mncnhq/i_wished_that_my_wife_would_die_a_slow_and/ | 54321RUN | 1,754,918,049 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mncnhq/i_wished_that_my_wife_would_die_a_slow_and/ |
1n2j36n | When I was young, mom always said I had angels watching over me. | I guess she figured I wasn’t ready to learn what those winged figures up there *really* were | 123 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2j36n/when_i_was_young_mom_always_said_i_had_angels/ | Chilly_chariots | 1,756,403,226 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2j36n/when_i_was_young_mom_always_said_i_had_angels/ |
1mz7f6z | As the young boy's balloon popped, the mother knelt over his body, the shriveled rubber beginning to soak in blood. | With everyone in panic, the police were slowly taking away the shooter glancing down at the child as he realized it is no longer 1945. | 121 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz7f6z/as_the_young_boys_balloon_popped_the_mother_knelt/ | Dskittlz | 1,756,069,372 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz7f6z/as_the_young_boys_balloon_popped_the_mother_knelt/ |
1mw1dqv | You'll never see your actual face. | Unless something has gone horribly wrong. | 120 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mw1dqv/youll_never_see_your_actual_face/ | Curuta_throwaway | 1,755,751,006 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mw1dqv/youll_never_see_your_actual_face/ |
1n41n4c | They say the Skin Flayer of San Diego has killed a dozen people over the past decade, but they're wrong. | Despite their nightly wishes, all are still very much alive. | 120 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n41n4c/they_say_the_skin_flayer_of_san_diego_has_killed/ | BarrytheNPC | 1,756,560,482 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n41n4c/they_say_the_skin_flayer_of_san_diego_has_killed/ |
1mqn3gl | I feel wet pressure on all sides, I can't stop bawling and suddenly I see a doctor, then a weepy woman who I recognize immediately. | She is the woman who killed me. | 119 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqn3gl/i_feel_wet_pressure_on_all_sides_i_cant_stop/ | meowbees5 | 1,755,230,996 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqn3gl/i_feel_wet_pressure_on_all_sides_i_cant_stop/ |
1n5w67y | I felt my wife crawl into bed beside me, cold and trembling, whispering that someone was in the house. | When I reached for my phone to call the police, the screen lit up with a text from her: “Don’t move! He’s in the bed with you.” | 120 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5w67y/i_felt_my_wife_crawl_into_bed_beside_me_cold_and/ | Von_Scranhammer | 1,756,750,310 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5w67y/i_felt_my_wife_crawl_into_bed_beside_me_cold_and/ |
1mshdzj | I live entire lives whenever I dream. | As I wake to start my day I wonder if I am just one of theirs. | 116 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mshdzj/i_live_entire_lives_whenever_i_dream/ | Slaedur | 1,755,404,687 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mshdzj/i_live_entire_lives_whenever_i_dream/ |
1n10ab2 | “So do you come here often,” I asked nervously, eagerly waiting for a reply | The man in my closet only stared back at me, finally aware that I noticed him. | 115 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n10ab2/so_do_you_come_here_often_i_asked_nervously/ | Its_me_KB_ | 1,756,248,133 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n10ab2/so_do_you_come_here_often_i_asked_nervously/ |
1nb4esj | The mother looked at her son's body without expression. | His disability didn't matter, at 5 he should have been feeding himself. | 233 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb4esj/the_mother_looked_at_her_sons_body_without/ | GabbyDabbyDoo1972 | 1,757,278,099 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb4esj/the_mother_looked_at_her_sons_body_without/ |
1my7c9s | The calf gently sucked on its mother’s teat, unaware that she was already dead. | The beast greedily lapped at her spurting artery, already relishing the thought of its next kill. | 115 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1my7c9s/the_calf_gently_sucked_on_its_mothers_teat/ | MonarchOfMischief16 | 1,755,969,713 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1my7c9s/the_calf_gently_sucked_on_its_mothers_teat/ |
1n3ofob | I'm a third shift custodian working in a building that my teammates joke is haunted. | One night as I was gathering trash, I looked out of a window to find my reflection walking away from me into the night.
(First time poster - this was inspired by an optical illusion I experienced where someone else was actually outside and I didn't know it; they scared me because I looked at my reflection at the exact... | 113 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3ofob/im_a_third_shift_custodian_working_in_a_building/ | one_angry_custodian | 1,756,515,345 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3ofob/im_a_third_shift_custodian_working_in_a_building/ |
1na4t72 | Walking through my front door, as someone yelled and grabbed me, I instinctively swung to hit them. | Sitting in the hospital & replaying it in my head, I now remember my wife yelling “Surprise!” before the keys in my fist embedded in her face. | 115 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na4t72/walking_through_my_front_door_as_someone_yelled/ | Crash-WhiteMagic | 1,757,178,291 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na4t72/walking_through_my_front_door_as_someone_yelled/ |
1mp46lt | My beautiful 5 year old daughter was playing in the yard when she ran to me showing off the Earth Worms she had caught | It was to late when I realized she’d been in a copperhead nest | 110 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp46lt/my_beautiful_5_year_old_daughter_was_playing_in/ | Temporary-Earth9110 | 1,755,091,002 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp46lt/my_beautiful_5_year_old_daughter_was_playing_in/ |
1nayd46 | I found my missing cat curled and purring on the couch. | My phone lit up with the shelter’s update: “We just found her—she didn’t make it.” | 136 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nayd46/i_found_my_missing_cat_curled_and_purring_on_the/ | samacorner04 | 1,757,264,050 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nayd46/i_found_my_missing_cat_curled_and_purring_on_the/ |
1mzi2s2 | I dunno what's worse- seeing her squirm in pain after she falls on a rock jutting off the cliff. | Or the fact that you miscalculated, and now have to now climb down to finish the job. | 110 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzi2s2/i_dunno_whats_worse_seeing_her_squirm_in_pain/ | Easy_Star_1065 | 1,756,099,664 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzi2s2/i_dunno_whats_worse_seeing_her_squirm_in_pain/ |
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