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1mzizxg | When the police called to warn me that my ex-husband had stolen an invisibility suit and to ask if I’d noticed anything strange lately, I was about to say “No”. | Until I remembered my 6-year-old son constantly talking about his imaginary friend. | 67 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzizxg/when_the_police_called_to_warn_me_that_my/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,103,089 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzizxg/when_the_police_called_to_warn_me_that_my/ |
1mynzlg | They say you have to put down dogs once they bite someone because they’ll keep hungering for human blood. | But I love my Brutus way too much, so I’ll feed him no matter what. | 67 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mynzlg/they_say_you_have_to_put_down_dogs_once_they_bite/ | definitely_alphaz | 1,756,015,863 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mynzlg/they_say_you_have_to_put_down_dogs_once_they_bite/ |
1mwk3bm | “My baby, home at last,” My mother screamed as she ran to hug me after the officers returned me home. | what the cops didn’t hear was her whispering the threat into my ear again,
“Pull something like that again and You’ll lose your Basement window.” | 68 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwk3bm/my_baby_home_at_last_my_mother_screamed_as_she/ | Aggravating_Fish4752 | 1,755,803,145 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwk3bm/my_baby_home_at_last_my_mother_screamed_as_she/ |
1msqh5o | With alot of noble professions, when the job is done right, you never even get so much as a thank you. | If you drop a razor blade or two in a few cereal boxes, it acts kind of like a public service announcement that teaches parents to stay on their toes! | 71 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msqh5o/with_alot_of_noble_professions_when_the_job_is/ | Cheap_Edge_6557 | 1,755,436,085 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msqh5o/with_alot_of_noble_professions_when_the_job_is/ |
1mqbmas | He had been collecting souls in his glass amulet for centuries. | You should've seen the look he had when it crashed to the ground, and the souls began absorbing into him. | 66 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqbmas/he_had_been_collecting_souls_in_his_glass_amulet/ | BeyondBoxCreative | 1,755,202,001 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqbmas/he_had_been_collecting_souls_in_his_glass_amulet/ |
1mm34nh | With bloodshot eyes from the past nights spent awake, I absent mindedly stuff my trashbag into the compactor. | When I return to our apartment I find my husband staring in horror at the trashbag in the crib. | 67 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm34nh/with_bloodshot_eyes_from_the_past_nights_spent/ | Zen-Zone- | 1,754,781,183 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm34nh/with_bloodshot_eyes_from_the_past_nights_spent/ |
1n48hov | [AUG25] Tears streamed down her cheeks as she sobbed, dripping onto her diary and forming tiny puddles around the scribbled words about how her bullies had beaten her up. | By morning, the words had mysteriously vanished and her bullies were found dead in their beds, their postmortems revealing they had choked on their own tears in their sleep. | 65 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n48hov/aug25_tears_streamed_down_her_cheeks_as_she/ | Head-Medicine-5634 | 1,756,577,637 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n48hov/aug25_tears_streamed_down_her_cheeks_as_she/ |
1n3ps3w | At the restaurant, she excused herself to the bathroom, and I signaled the waiter to bring the ring box I’d had him hide until that moment. | Her face flushed pale as I explained how the restraining order wouldn’t matter because yes or no I was going to be her soulmate for the rest of her life. | 64 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3ps3w/at_the_restaurant_she_excused_herself_to_the/ | Inferno_Zyrack | 1,756,519,343 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3ps3w/at_the_restaurant_she_excused_herself_to_the/ |
1muy1ss | I stared up at Heaven’s radiant light, full of warmth. | One of Hell’s cruelest tricks is that it gives you a clear view of someplace you can never be. | 64 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muy1ss/i_stared_up_at_heavens_radiant_light_full_of/ | RottedRen | 1,755,644,535 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muy1ss/i_stared_up_at_heavens_radiant_light_full_of/ |
1mq9tex | My roommate had been found guilty for 1st degree murder. | Took them long enough, I was thinking my case had went cold.
(I haven't done one of these in a while, sorry if it was bad, lol) | 67 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq9tex/my_roommate_had_been_found_guilty_for_1st_degree/ | Tenchi-Masaki | 1,755,198,103 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq9tex/my_roommate_had_been_found_guilty_for_1st_degree/ |
1mq11wy | I signed the contract to hand over my soul without hesitation, not bothering to name a price. | "Ah," smirked the devil, "You too have seen that monster which awaits in heaven." | 66 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq11wy/i_signed_the_contract_to_hand_over_my_soul/ | Transient_butthole | 1,755,178,982 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq11wy/i_signed_the_contract_to_hand_over_my_soul/ |
1mma8z8 | You know what's worse than the sound of skin being pulled from flesh? | The screams people make when they beg you to stop. | 66 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mma8z8/you_know_whats_worse_than_the_sound_of_skin_being/ | frostytyler | 1,754,803,165 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mma8z8/you_know_whats_worse_than_the_sound_of_skin_being/ |
1n1w245 | As a cadaver dog handler, I knew my most long term companion was at the end of her working life when she insistently wrongly alerted to random spots in my newly-built home, and my neighbours' as well. | That was until one of the contractors confessed to the murder of two homeless people, and his missing daughter | 61 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1w245/as_a_cadaver_dog_handler_i_knew_my_most_long_term/ | HeavenDraven | 1,756,335,789 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1w245/as_a_cadaver_dog_handler_i_knew_my_most_long_term/ |
1n7yi4i | The little gargoyle that is my neighbor's pug keeps me up at night with his loud breathing, and that's unfair, | So when my neighbor was off to work, I put the dog in a nice warm spot to sleep in my oven | 66 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7yi4i/the_little_gargoyle_that_is_my_neighbors_pug/ | surewhatever_dude | 1,756,953,401 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7yi4i/the_little_gargoyle_that_is_my_neighbors_pug/ |
1n6zx9i | Advice for new parent needed…should I be concerned that my 4 year old’s bellybutton hasn’t started losing its baby teeth? | 66 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6zx9i/advice_for_new_parent_neededshould_i_be_concerned/ | Past-Celebration9335 | 1,756,857,891 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6zx9i/advice_for_new_parent_neededshould_i_be_concerned/ | |
1n4w8ra | God said that I would go to heaven if I sacrificed my wife and kids in his name. | So I drained their blood and drew a pentagram on the floor with it just like he asked, but the cops came before I could kill myself. | 64 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4w8ra/god_said_that_i_would_go_to_heaven_if_i/ | robkirstie12 | 1,756,650,745 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4w8ra/god_said_that_i_would_go_to_heaven_if_i/ |
1n4e6qa | My mom reassures me monsters aren't real as she tucks me into bed. | The black eye my dad gave her tells me otherwise. | 65 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4e6qa/my_mom_reassures_me_monsters_arent_real_as_she/ | frostytyler | 1,756,592,156 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4e6qa/my_mom_reassures_me_monsters_arent_real_as_she/ |
1mrh1nd | My favorite livestreamer seemed to be going through some kind of breakdown tonight but people just thought it was part of the show. | They stopped thinking that when he picked up a knife and started stabbing himself repeatedly. | 60 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrh1nd/my_favorite_livestreamer_seemed_to_be_going/ | Wordartist1 | 1,755,308,326 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrh1nd/my_favorite_livestreamer_seemed_to_be_going/ |
1mpiu9b | The travelling carnival had a mirror maze that had free admission, so our group of friends decided to give it a try. | We've been trying to find the exit for at least several hours now, but we fear we're no closer to finding a way out as the only thing we can hear is the echoing sounds of other kids crying. | 65 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpiu9b/the_travelling_carnival_had_a_mirror_maze_that/ | Paper_Shotgun | 1,755,124,292 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpiu9b/the_travelling_carnival_had_a_mirror_maze_that/ |
1na1czp | "There is nothing abnormal about your baby," said the doctor. | "Then again, you won't remember this," said all the doctors, nurses, and nearby patients in perfect chorus as my new baby floated above them. | 69 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na1czp/there_is_nothing_abnormal_about_your_baby_said/ | AskNo2853 | 1,757,169,960 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na1czp/there_is_nothing_abnormal_about_your_baby_said/ |
1mvme04 | Day 15: I think my communication efforts with the chimps are starting to pay off. | The big male has started to smile at me. | 62 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvme04/day_15_i_think_my_communication_efforts_with_the/ | tamtrible | 1,755,713,117 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvme04/day_15_i_think_my_communication_efforts_with_the/ |
1msd43f | My radio can contact voices of the dead. | Today, I heard mine. | 66 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msd43f/my_radio_can_contact_voices_of_the_dead/ | poopoopeepeestain | 1,755,391,636 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msd43f/my_radio_can_contact_voices_of_the_dead/ |
1n130oy | Putting on my cape I can finally be a superhero like the cartoons I watch | As my uncle held me by the edge of the bridge he said I was ready to fly | 63 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n130oy/putting_on_my_cape_i_can_finally_be_a_superhero/ | Glave-dominus | 1,756,255,436 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n130oy/putting_on_my_cape_i_can_finally_be_a_superhero/ |
1n06etu | [AUG25] I burned all the pages in my diary where I described what the pedophile had done. | It would have been way too disruptive to my family if he had gotten caught. | 60 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n06etu/aug25_i_burned_all_the_pages_in_my_diary_where_i/ | Alexis_J_M | 1,756,165,134 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n06etu/aug25_i_burned_all_the_pages_in_my_diary_where_i/ |
1mnnk66 | In all my years in the theater, I've never seen anyone touch the blue coat, but the new guy seems to like it. | I hope he puts it on, so I can finally get a real human body. | 61 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnnk66/in_all_my_years_in_the_theater_ive_never_seen/ | Icy_Secretary9279 | 1,754,942,658 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnnk66/in_all_my_years_in_the_theater_ive_never_seen/ |
1mmatv2 | [AUG25] I groaned when I received yet another emergency call from the dairy farm. | Yet another vegan tried to free the cows only to discover that the cows hate us all equally. | 62 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmatv2/aug25_i_groaned_when_i_received_yet_another/ | cindybubbles | 1,754,805,265 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmatv2/aug25_i_groaned_when_i_received_yet_another/ |
1n8ts1l | I've been surviving pretty well in the zombie apocalypse. | This scratch on my arm feels really weird but I'm sure it'll heal. | 64 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8ts1l/ive_been_surviving_pretty_well_in_the_zombie/ | IShouldBeenSwallowed | 1,757,040,245 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8ts1l/ive_been_surviving_pretty_well_in_the_zombie/ |
1n7fvfw | [sep25] The alien message contained an encoded protein sequence, and claimed it could cure every human disease. |
It did, but we don’t recognize what we are anymore. | 61 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7fvfw/sep25_the_alien_message_contained_an_encoded/ | lamsar503 | 1,756,908,636 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7fvfw/sep25_the_alien_message_contained_an_encoded/ |
1myim9o | My elderly mother loves those shrimp ramen noodle cups, so atleast she is easy to cook for. | When that bitch pisses me off though, I just love to go pick a few maggots off some roadkill and replace the mini shrimps, bon appetit mom! | 61 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myim9o/my_elderly_mother_loves_those_shrimp_ramen_noodle/ | Cheap_Edge_6557 | 1,755,998,189 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myim9o/my_elderly_mother_loves_those_shrimp_ramen_noodle/ |
1mv1k45 | My pet rabbit was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. | That all changed on the day my dad said "buddy, why does your bunny have black horns growing on him?" | 62 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mv1k45/my_pet_rabbit_was_the_most_beautiful_thing_i_had/ | Thebananagamer45 | 1,755,653,765 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mv1k45/my_pet_rabbit_was_the_most_beautiful_thing_i_had/ |
1mu9dum | Everyone grieved for the boy who lost his family in the house fire | That grief turned to envy as he smiled for the cameras, holding his winning lottery ticket just two days later. | 60 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mu9dum/everyone_grieved_for_the_boy_who_lost_his_family/ | CommercialMirror2391 | 1,755,580,181 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mu9dum/everyone_grieved_for_the_boy_who_lost_his_family/ |
1mlz6wb | At sunrise, I finally reached the top of Wall Rose and pressed my forehead to the warm stone, whispering thanks to the only thing that kept us safe. | The wall opened an eye.
| 61 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlz6wb/at_sunrise_i_finally_reached_the_top_of_wall_rose/ | Mister_Archa | 1,754,770,770 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlz6wb/at_sunrise_i_finally_reached_the_top_of_wall_rose/ |
1n9c8su | As my hamster gets older, he moves less, but his fur is fuller and fluffier than ever. | I didn't know that they take on a bluish hue as they age. | 64 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9c8su/as_my_hamster_gets_older_he_moves_less_but_his/ | Symon_Pude | 1,757,095,052 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9c8su/as_my_hamster_gets_older_he_moves_less_but_his/ |
1n6e8z3 | "The demons you see are just hallucinations, a side effect of the medicine I gave you" - Spoke the doctor with a reassuring tone. | I would've had believed him, if only I didn't see him talking with one of them the night before. | 62 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6e8z3/the_demons_you_see_are_just_hallucinations_a_side/ | Ok_Television6097 | 1,756,802,780 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6e8z3/the_demons_you_see_are_just_hallucinations_a_side/ |
1n1s7rg | "Wow, the Jurassic Park T-Rex roar wasso cool!" I exclaimed as I exited the movie theater. | The rumbling I felt in my bones followed by the screams of people around me taught me how fake it was. | 58 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1s7rg/wow_the_jurassic_park_trex_roar_wasso_cool_i/ | Intelligent-Club826 | 1,756,326,565 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1s7rg/wow_the_jurassic_park_trex_roar_wasso_cool_i/ |
1mt1o86 | Just tucked the kids in. | Now for their parents. | 58 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt1o86/just_tucked_the_kids_in/ | PC_Chair_Sloth2 | 1,755,462,503 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt1o86/just_tucked_the_kids_in/ |
1mpbanb | I smiled when she said she was feeling better. | I’d been adding less to her tea lately. | 59 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpbanb/i_smiled_when_she_said_she_was_feeling_better/ | SkyTreeSF | 1,755,107,173 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpbanb/i_smiled_when_she_said_she_was_feeling_better/ |
1mlol3m | The fan on my laptop had always been faulty. | But now that the built-in AI starts activating without a prompt more and more, I realize it sounds like lungs filling with air. | 60 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlol3m/the_fan_on_my_laptop_had_always_been_faulty/ | CakeDaPug | 1,754,743,602 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlol3m/the_fan_on_my_laptop_had_always_been_faulty/ |
1n898ls | [SEP25] After sending photos of human life into space, we received a reply from an exoplanet: “WHOT UP, YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE THEN!”. | Flattered, we sent more for 40 years, until the second message came: *“Typo: SHUT UP, YOU ARE ATTRACTING THEM!”.*
| 60 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n898ls/sep25_after_sending_photos_of_human_life_into/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,990,195 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n898ls/sep25_after_sending_photos_of_human_life_into/ |
1n5018n | I brushed off the dreams of my brakes failing on the highway that I've been having for three weeks straight. | My heart stopped as the two red lights came closer and closer, even though my foot was pressed all the way onto the brake.
| 58 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5018n/i_brushed_off_the_dreams_of_my_brakes_failing_on/ | nightrain13 | 1,756,659,832 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5018n/i_brushed_off_the_dreams_of_my_brakes_failing_on/ |
1n0hj5b | When the genie asked what my final wish was, I said I wanted the ability to read human minds. | I think I got ripped off though, since I don’t hear anything. | 61 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0hj5b/when_the_genie_asked_what_my_final_wish_was_i/ | RoscoeSF | 1,756,201,897 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0hj5b/when_the_genie_asked_what_my_final_wish_was_i/ |
1n01kvp | After months of joyful anticipation, I was put to sleep for the c-section of my beloved twins | I first saw when I woke up a mask of confusion and anger warping my husband's face as one nurse holding one baby said "there wasn't another" | 60 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n01kvp/after_months_of_joyful_anticipation_i_was_put_to/ | surewhatever_dude | 1,756,153,460 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n01kvp/after_months_of_joyful_anticipation_i_was_put_to/ |
1mzl4ki | [AUG25] As they loaded the last corpse into the rescue ship’s morgue, a loose leaf fell unheeded out of his diary. | “I can only hope that the captain’s SOS goes unnoticed, for I shudder at what will happen should even our remains reach the mainland.” | 58 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzl4ki/aug25_as_they_loaded_the_last_corpse_into_the/ | Tart-Pomgranate5743 | 1,756,111,413 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzl4ki/aug25_as_they_loaded_the_last_corpse_into_the/ |
1mxxcw8 | We used to think that the development of AI was the worst mistake we ever made. | Until we finally learned that there was never anything artificial about it. | 60 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxxcw8/we_used_to_think_that_the_development_of_ai_was/ | the-false-name | 1,755,942,964 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxxcw8/we_used_to_think_that_the_development_of_ai_was/ |
1mrxk4t | The sirens haven’t stopped in three days, but the evacuation order never came. | I don't think there's anyone else left to tell us where to go. | 59 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrxk4t/the_sirens_havent_stopped_in_three_days_but_the/ | CG1991 | 1,755,356,139 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrxk4t/the_sirens_havent_stopped_in_three_days_but_the/ |
1mlwgpo | Negotiations for his return with the terrorists holding my son were going cautiously well, and they'd invited me and some embassy staff to dinner to discuss things in person. | After dinner, when I asked if I could see my son, they just roared with laughter and pointed at our plates | 58 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlwgpo/negotiations_for_his_return_with_the_terrorists/ | HeavenDraven | 1,754,763,891 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlwgpo/negotiations_for_his_return_with_the_terrorists/ |
1n9n0mh | My psychologist said my sleep paralysis demon can’t hurt me. | But every morning I wake with fresh finger-shaped bruises around my neck.
| 59 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9n0mh/my_psychologist_said_my_sleep_paralysis_demon/ | xNotebookNomad | 1,757,122,457 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9n0mh/my_psychologist_said_my_sleep_paralysis_demon/ |
1n4d1e5 | Our baby’s crying kept us up every single night. | I didn’t even know it was possible for babies to cry while still in the womb. | 61 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4d1e5/our_babys_crying_kept_us_up_every_single_night/ | SummerAndTinkles | 1,756,589,133 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4d1e5/our_babys_crying_kept_us_up_every_single_night/ |
1mzi071 | "I thought girls liked changing up their nails," I say. | "You'd never know it with all your damn screaming," I tell the woman, as I grip her last nail with my pliers. | 60 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzi071/i_thought_girls_liked_changing_up_their_nails_i/ | frostytyler | 1,756,099,402 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzi071/i_thought_girls_liked_changing_up_their_nails_i/ |
1mqeq46 | [AUG25] I had quite the imagination as a child, so my mom and dad kept a diary for me to draw pictures of all the friends that only I could see. | I find the diary as I clean out the home of my recently deceased parents, and on each entry is glued a photo that was cut out from a dairy container. | 57 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqeq46/aug25_i_had_quite_the_imagination_as_a_child_so/ | harleeraen | 1,755,208,846 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqeq46/aug25_i_had_quite_the_imagination_as_a_child_so/ |
1n811fc | The purpose of Tonic immobility in sharks has always been a mystery. | As I float completley still in the hadal zone, praying these things don't sense me, I finally understand why they evolved with that specific survival mechanism. | 62 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n811fc/the_purpose_of_tonic_immobility_in_sharks_has/ | Remarkable-Fee-5921 | 1,756,961,257 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n811fc/the_purpose_of_tonic_immobility_in_sharks_has/ |
1n23bjr | I traced the ring nervously with my finger as I locked eyes with the woman of my dreams standing beside the altar. | Paniced screams flooded the room as I tossed the grenade between her and her "husband" and blocked their only path to leave. | 58 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n23bjr/i_traced_the_ring_nervously_with_my_finger_as_i/ | RScommitted | 1,756,356,935 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n23bjr/i_traced_the_ring_nervously_with_my_finger_as_i/ |
1n0u8vz | Years later and now cancer free i never told anyone or even the hospital staff about Room 27. | Now as a nurse at the same hospital I extort patients that are close to death for the magical cure from the faceless man who lives in his bone spire. | 55 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0u8vz/years_later_and_now_cancer_free_i_never_told/ | DBZKING13 | 1,756,233,985 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0u8vz/years_later_and_now_cancer_free_i_never_told/ |
1mynkrp | A mimic disguises itself as treasure to lure in the unwarry. | I think about this every time I see that the Amazon box on the porch of the empty house has grown. | 54 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mynkrp/a_mimic_disguises_itself_as_treasure_to_lure_in/ | failed_novelty | 1,756,014,380 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mynkrp/a_mimic_disguises_itself_as_treasure_to_lure_in/ |
1mu61ka | "They've finally come to save us!" the priest shouted. | Tears fell freely down my face as the angels rose from below the earth. | 56 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mu61ka/theyve_finally_come_to_save_us_the_priest_shouted/ | FireClaw39 | 1,755,570,030 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mu61ka/theyve_finally_come_to_save_us_the_priest_shouted/ |
1mmnit9 | My daughter finally lost her last baby tooth. | It’s unfortunate that next month we will have to remove something else from her to put under her pillow for the fairy’s tribute. | 54 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmnit9/my_daughter_finally_lost_her_last_baby_tooth/ | RyGuy27272 | 1,754,844,598 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmnit9/my_daughter_finally_lost_her_last_baby_tooth/ |
1natr2w | As a veteran sailor, I can confim pirate encounters are a rare event, but you'd better sober up during night watch. | If not, you'll be hallucinating about gigantic tentacle wrapping around the ship as I do tonight. | 68 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1natr2w/as_a_veteran_sailor_i_can_confim_pirate/ | Future-Scallion8475 | 1,757,253,148 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1natr2w/as_a_veteran_sailor_i_can_confim_pirate/ |
1n57gre | My friend rushed to the door to go help the woman screaming for help. | He only stopped when I reminded him we were in a submarine. | 55 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n57gre/my_friend_rushed_to_the_door_to_go_help_the_woman/ | kunic0rn | 1,756,677,833 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n57gre/my_friend_rushed_to_the_door_to_go_help_the_woman/ |
1n2fy1x | I'd lectured my son over and over about not running with scissors. | Just wish I'd put the same effort into telling him not to run with a lollipop stick in his mouth | 53 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2fy1x/id_lectured_my_son_over_and_over_about_not/ | HeavenDraven | 1,756,396,185 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2fy1x/id_lectured_my_son_over_and_over_about_not/ |
1n2brtq | I wasn't surprised that I went to Hell when I died. | What I'm still trying to figure out is where did everyone down here go? | 58 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2brtq/i_wasnt_surprised_that_i_went_to_hell_when_i_died/ | GodParticleRKW | 1,756,386,518 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2brtq/i_wasnt_surprised_that_i_went_to_hell_when_i_died/ |
1myy9c9 | I ripped my sock off and the skin of my foot came with it, tendons snapping as they tore free. | The room reeked of blood as pale, greasy fat bulged through shredded muscle and the bare bones scraped across the tile, smearing red and white in their path. | 56 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myy9c9/i_ripped_my_sock_off_and_the_skin_of_my_foot_came/ | UnhingedSales | 1,756,048,561 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myy9c9/i_ripped_my_sock_off_and_the_skin_of_my_foot_came/ |
1mysc2k | The terrorists told us to pick one, but I quickly volunteered. | As they drag me past my screaming husband and daughters, I regret I didn't have the courage to tell about my terminal diagnosis yesterday. | 54 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mysc2k/the_terrorists_told_us_to_pick_one_but_i_quickly/ | tuulih | 1,756,032,172 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mysc2k/the_terrorists_told_us_to_pick_one_but_i_quickly/ |
1muosyv | "It's 2 am, I shouldn't be looking up weird rituals just two write some sentences on Reddit" | It's almost like the more I read, the more presence I felt inside my room, and I can't shake off the feelings, I'm scared. | 55 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muosyv/its_2_am_i_shouldnt_be_looking_up_weird_rituals/ | Male_Lead | 1,755,624,046 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muosyv/its_2_am_i_shouldnt_be_looking_up_weird_rituals/ |
1nb9zx1 | I’m constantly reassuring my children that the moon can’t follow us. | There’s no way it can, this is the third planet we’ve escaped to. | 225 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb9zx1/im_constantly_reassuring_my_children_that_the/ | Kodiak-DW | 1,757,292,675 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb9zx1/im_constantly_reassuring_my_children_that_the/ |
1n6ma8m | I persuaded my little brother to put on a Guy Fawkes outfit so he could then jump up and scare those who didn't give us "a penny". | I figure by the time the chloroform in the mask wears off, the bonfire will around his knees at least. | 51 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6ma8m/i_persuaded_my_little_brother_to_put_on_a_guy/ | No_MoreNails | 1,756,826,196 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6ma8m/i_persuaded_my_little_brother_to_put_on_a_guy/ |
1n69o3e | I was glad my death was swift and painless. | But was shocked to figure out what came after was quite the opposite . | 50 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n69o3e/i_was_glad_my_death_was_swift_and_painless/ | Gerald-the-first | 1,756,785,648 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n69o3e/i_was_glad_my_death_was_swift_and_painless/ |
1n596mb | "My ancestors showed their slaves nothing but kindness!" he said. | He said this after he showed me a purse made from 'genuine Turner leather'. | 54 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n596mb/my_ancestors_showed_their_slaves_nothing_but/ | GenericSpider | 1,756,682,480 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n596mb/my_ancestors_showed_their_slaves_nothing_but/ |
1n48ca3 | “darkened curtains, candles, Gothic music… You know me so well!” She squealed, wrapping her arms around me. | “W-well, that’s me, Mr. wonderful!” I stammered, inwardly wondering who broke into my apartment, and if they’re still waiting for us in the bedroom. | 56 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n48ca3/darkened_curtains_candles_gothic_music_you_know/ | akhodagu | 1,756,577,254 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n48ca3/darkened_curtains_candles_gothic_music_you_know/ |
1mydriq | Having just left an abusive relationship, I was feeling incredibly refreshed! | It was still a bit annoying to have people mistake you as the victim each time you tell them about it, though. | 52 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mydriq/having_just_left_an_abusive_relationship_i_was/ | StarKissedThrowaway | 1,755,984,950 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mydriq/having_just_left_an_abusive_relationship_i_was/ |
1mpv0rb | When distilled properly, kindness turned out to be an exceedingly effective power source. | Unfortunately, cruelty was almost as good, and much cheaper to obtain in bulk quantities. | 54 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpv0rb/when_distilled_properly_kindness_turned_out_to_be/ | joeydeleen | 1,755,160,972 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpv0rb/when_distilled_properly_kindness_turned_out_to_be/ |
1mpm4qt | When my brother volunteered to be teleported to the Mars colony, we knew and accepted that his brain and body would be copied, the original destroyed | What I did not expect was to be handed a lead pipe and told to "take care" of the original. | 53 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpm4qt/when_my_brother_volunteered_to_be_teleported_to/ | spraksea | 1,755,132,651 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpm4qt/when_my_brother_volunteered_to_be_teleported_to/ |
1mn3onc | Since my sister was little, she always said that the man in the moon followed her… | who would have imagined that this man would come for me and my sister? | 56 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mn3onc/since_my_sister_was_little_she_always_said_that/ | Purple_Shadow97 | 1,754,886,844 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mn3onc/since_my_sister_was_little_she_always_said_that/ |
1n3mblx | Did your reflection ever look not quite right to you, like it wasn’t just a reflection- like there was a different you there, in a mirror world, and you could just stretch your hand out and touch it? | You should give it a try sometime - we get so *hungry* in here | 53 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3mblx/did_your_reflection_ever_look_not_quite_right_to/ | Chilly_chariots | 1,756,509,388 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3mblx/did_your_reflection_ever_look_not_quite_right_to/ |
1n337ij | My grandma told me that the tooth fairy will exchange a broken tooth for a coin if I keep them under my pillow at night. | When I woke up the next day I found out her teeth don't work. | 52 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n337ij/my_grandma_told_me_that_the_tooth_fairy_will/ | Patronus_EnderDragon | 1,756,461,448 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n337ij/my_grandma_told_me_that_the_tooth_fairy_will/ |
1n2qdr7 | When the man next to me disappeared, I was confused for a moment as my consciousness began to fade. | That's when I realized he was the one dreaming, not me. | 51 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2qdr7/when_the_man_next_to_me_disappeared_i_was/ | X_Chicken_Nuggets_X | 1,756,420,310 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2qdr7/when_the_man_next_to_me_disappeared_i_was/ |
1mzw1dv | "If at first you don't succeed, don't be afraid to try again until you get it!" | This was *not* the help that I was expecting to receive when I called the Suicide Prevention helpline and told the counselor about my failed attempt. | 53 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzw1dv/if_at_first_you_dont_succeed_dont_be_afraid_to/ | LordGraygem | 1,756,141,063 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzw1dv/if_at_first_you_dont_succeed_dont_be_afraid_to/ |
1mz900r | I had one wish and I wished that the world was at peace and we all worked as one | All I hear is screaming and I realize, me and many others are fused together by the skin forming one solid mass | 56 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz900r/i_had_one_wish_and_i_wished_that_the_world_was_at/ | No-Faithlessness4083 | 1,756,073,208 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz900r/i_had_one_wish_and_i_wished_that_the_world_was_at/ |
1mu2n0w | Every night I dream of being a human on the other side of the earth. | Ever since I woke up sweating to the news of a natural disaster, I can't sleep anymore. | 51 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mu2n0w/every_night_i_dream_of_being_a_human_on_the_other/ | Emillllllllllllion | 1,755,560,981 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mu2n0w/every_night_i_dream_of_being_a_human_on_the_other/ |
1mtax4r | The viral infection was spreading quicker than any scientist expected, yet the only sound heard in the streets was laughter. | The main symptom: laughter until death. | 52 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtax4r/the_viral_infection_was_spreading_quicker_than/ | GravyMotor | 1,755,487,165 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtax4r/the_viral_infection_was_spreading_quicker_than/ |
1mrmsz6 | “I love you,” said my wife, wrapping her arms around my chest. | “I love you,” crackled the speaker, as I woke up to her arm on my chest, connected to nothing. | 54 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrmsz6/i_love_you_said_my_wife_wrapping_her_arms_around/ | plane_a05 | 1,755,325,100 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrmsz6/i_love_you_said_my_wife_wrapping_her_arms_around/ |
1mpq2cv | [Aug25] The old dairy’s milk truck rumbled into our driveway. | Mom went white when the driver smiled, his teeth tapering to pale, wet points just like mine. | 55 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpq2cv/aug25_the_old_dairys_milk_truck_rumbled_into_our/ | lamsar503 | 1,755,143,897 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpq2cv/aug25_the_old_dairys_milk_truck_rumbled_into_our/ |
1n8fmzj | She looked confused as I gently took her hand into mine. | My sleep paralysis demon didn’t expect an act of kindness like that. | 51 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8fmzj/she_looked_confused_as_i_gently_took_her_hand/ | _aeq | 1,757,004,900 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8fmzj/she_looked_confused_as_i_gently_took_her_hand/ |
1mzevqy | Recently I used to blame myself a lot for not buying more crypto several years ago. | But that's nothing compared to how I scold myself every day now for not buying more ammo and canned food two weeks ago. | 54 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzevqy/recently_i_used_to_blame_myself_a_lot_for_not/ | maronarius | 1,756,089,253 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzevqy/recently_i_used_to_blame_myself_a_lot_for_not/ |
1mtx75k | To connect more with his spiders, he milked them for gallons of venom. | He injected it into his first victim, then waited patiently with his metal straw in hand | 52 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtx75k/to_connect_more_with_his_spiders_he_milked_them/ | LevelQx | 1,755,548,176 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtx75k/to_connect_more_with_his_spiders_he_milked_them/ |
1mt0ap9 | I have been getting messages from myself, one week in the future, for years and everything I said came true. | There was no message from myself this week though. | 52 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt0ap9/i_have_been_getting_messages_from_myself_one_week/ | atombomb1945 | 1,755,459,268 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt0ap9/i_have_been_getting_messages_from_myself_one_week/ |
1mpj8e3 | They smiled for the neighbors, walked the dog, and counted their 1.94 children. | Desperate to seem flawless, he removed a single eye of his second child to make everything perfect.
| 50 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpj8e3/they_smiled_for_the_neighbors_walked_the_dog_and/ | RedLineTales | 1,755,125,226 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpj8e3/they_smiled_for_the_neighbors_walked_the_dog_and/ |
1mnu92i | Tom enjoyed the silence of working night shift’s alone | The thing behind him disagreed. | 51 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnu92i/tom_enjoyed_the_silence_of_working_night_shifts/ | YaboyMemeFrog | 1,754,958,862 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnu92i/tom_enjoyed_the_silence_of_working_night_shifts/ |
1mmg72e | As a member of the government's statistics department, I always know the total population of humans in the world. | I was surprised when the number suddenly doubled, at the same time three AI companies opened their factories. | 51 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmg72e/as_a_member_of_the_governments_statistics/ | Odd-Butterscotch-480 | 1,754,825,463 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmg72e/as_a_member_of_the_governments_statistics/ |
1n9e67o | I recoiled in pain and took off my noise-cancelling headphones after grabbing the door handle. | Why was the door so hot, and how long had that loud beeping been coming from the other side? | 55 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9e67o/i_recoiled_in_pain_and_took_off_my/ | Out-Of-Ideas1 | 1,757,099,521 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9e67o/i_recoiled_in_pain_and_took_off_my/ |
1n6fr56 | Everyone knows you’ll fade away if you time-travel to help your younger self, but nobody says where you go. | I float around forever in a white void without a body and listen to the endless whispers of the unseen, which feels disturbingly… peaceful. | 55 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6fr56/everyone_knows_youll_fade_away_if_you_timetravel/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,808,532 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6fr56/everyone_knows_youll_fade_away_if_you_timetravel/ |
1n52rbl | My nose doesn’t bleed much, but in the past two weeks it’s been near constant. | As I reach up to slow the bleeding, I pull long strands of blood red hair out. | 53 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n52rbl/my_nose_doesnt_bleed_much_but_in_the_past_two/ | DowncastDoge | 1,756,666,335 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n52rbl/my_nose_doesnt_bleed_much_but_in_the_past_two/ |
1n4lpbg | Ever since I was little, I’ve seen this menacingly eerie face staring at me, & as I’ve gotten older it keeps getting closer to me. | I was born blind, & I don’t know what’s going to happen when it’s close enough to touch me. | 52 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4lpbg/ever_since_i_was_little_ive_seen_this_menacingly/ | Eerie_Snow | 1,756,615,048 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4lpbg/ever_since_i_was_little_ive_seen_this_menacingly/ |
1n3szt1 | I'm an anesthesiologist for the highest quality and rated hospitals in my region. | I will never forget the day we had to mandate hiring priests to sit in during surgeries, it keeps the uninhabited bodies safer. | 51 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3szt1/im_an_anesthesiologist_for_the_highest_quality/ | Frostedscales | 1,756,529,756 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3szt1/im_an_anesthesiologist_for_the_highest_quality/ |
1n3f1r4 | “Hell is empty and all the devils are here,” I read from my new bookmark, refusing to look up at assembly. | On stage, a girl dragged a screaming classmate by the hair while the Instructors preached the virtues of teaching the lesser children their place. | 51 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3f1r4/hell_is_empty_and_all_the_devils_are_here_i_read/ | lamsar503 | 1,756,491,596 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3f1r4/hell_is_empty_and_all_the_devils_are_here_i_read/ |
1n2zldt | [AUG25] When my mom told me my dad died in an explosion, I traveled to 2009 to stop it, begging him to stay home and telling him everything. | When I returned to 2025, he was still dead and his 2010 diary’s last entry read: “My son from 2025 warned me 100 lives would be lost if I went, which proves my plan will work.”. | 51 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2zldt/aug25_when_my_mom_told_me_my_dad_died_in_an/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,447,555 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2zldt/aug25_when_my_mom_told_me_my_dad_died_in_an/ |
1mwqabo | People used to joke that humans were just cat's servants. | Too bad the cats never got the memo it was a joke, mused the Supreme Overcat's newest human slave. | 52 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwqabo/people_used_to_joke_that_humans_were_just_cats/ | edale1 | 1,755,817,794 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwqabo/people_used_to_joke_that_humans_were_just_cats/ |
1munzrs | Have you ever driven a long distance, and after five to fifteen minutes, you suddenly snap back from autopilot to consciousness? | Of all those times, did you ever once stop and ask yourself, "How many children did I just hit?" | 52 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1munzrs/have_you_ever_driven_a_long_distance_and_after/ | Two-LippedTulips | 1,755,622,294 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1munzrs/have_you_ever_driven_a_long_distance_and_after/ |
1mnmxvo | Dear Diary, the hunger grips me again, the desire for food fighting with my agoraphobia. | I guess another door dash person makes their final delivery today. | 51 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnmxvo/dear_diary_the_hunger_grips_me_again_the_desire/ | Cowboy_Reaper | 1,754,941,281 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnmxvo/dear_diary_the_hunger_grips_me_again_the_desire/ |
1nb1foo | I was so happy when I woke up to shining lights thinking it was over. | Unfortunately, I was at the hospital with my husband "You think I'd let you go that easy?" | 67 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb1foo/i_was_so_happy_when_i_woke_up_to_shining_lights/ | omartyy18 | 1,757,271,115 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb1foo/i_was_so_happy_when_i_woke_up_to_shining_lights/ |
1naahl9 | My boyfriend complained about cold balls, so I knitted him ball hammock. | I let out a horrified scream as his newly-incubated children pecked their way out of their eggs. | 48 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naahl9/my_boyfriend_complained_about_cold_balls_so_i/ | thebunnywhisperer_ | 1,757,191,937 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naahl9/my_boyfriend_complained_about_cold_balls_so_i/ |
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