id string | title string | selftext string | score int64 | url string | author string | created_utc int64 | num_comments int64 | permalink string |
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1n1iys1 | Acting on a dare to spend the rainy night in the Scottish woods in only his briefs, the student turned away on the bed in the abandoned cottage to avoid the creepy portraits staring at him. | The next morning, Scotland police searching the cabin for him found those same creepy portraits and a freshly painted one of a terrified young man in briefs. | 36 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1iys1/acting_on_a_dare_to_spend_the_rainy_night_in_the/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,305,802 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1iys1/acting_on_a_dare_to_spend_the_rainy_night_in_the/ |
1n077gb | “I’ll just take the check, thank you.” | “I’m sorry sir, which part of ‘never ending pasta bowl’ didn’t you understand?” | 38 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n077gb/ill_just_take_the_check_thank_you/ | Sonnamedbort | 1,756,167,238 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n077gb/ill_just_take_the_check_thank_you/ |
1mx8rdh | "As payment is absent, product will be reclaimed" | He had to ignore, as his wife was being dragged away, screaming. | 38 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mx8rdh/as_payment_is_absent_product_will_be_reclaimed/ | Horrordestroyer | 1,755,874,600 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mx8rdh/as_payment_is_absent_product_will_be_reclaimed/ |
1mv5ygg | I tried to ignore that face full of hatred my newborn gave me at birth. | Until today, when I found his toys perfectly set up in a trap that almost killed. | 37 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mv5ygg/i_tried_to_ignore_that_face_full_of_hatred_my/ | Grandgentleman | 1,755,667,028 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mv5ygg/i_tried_to_ignore_that_face_full_of_hatred_my/ |
1mmed52 | All the geologists suddenly rushed to their screens and the room got eerily quiet as they all stood with mouths wide open, shocked by what was happening before their eyes. | Nobody had ever seen a seismic graph that looked like a perfect heartbeat on an EKG before. | 34 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmed52/all_the_geologists_suddenly_rushed_to_their/ | Skavzor | 1,754,818,922 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmed52/all_the_geologists_suddenly_rushed_to_their/ |
1n77kv0 | “If you eat too much you’ll end up in a jar” my grandma would say to me as a child. | Jars were used to preserve food such as meat before refrigerators were available and when food was in shorter supply. | 36 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n77kv0/if_you_eat_too_much_youll_end_up_in_a_jar_my/ | New_Construction_111 | 1,756,881,540 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n77kv0/if_you_eat_too_much_youll_end_up_in_a_jar_my/ |
1n74q6x | It was only three hours post-mortem that the woman’s body was found. | But then it was another 3 days before they reported it. | 34 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n74q6x/it_was_only_three_hours_postmortem_that_the/ | Horror_Candidate | 1,756,871,606 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n74q6x/it_was_only_three_hours_postmortem_that_the/ |
1n0qp0b | I bite down on my flappy bit of fingernail and pull. | And pull and pull and pull for a whole finger's worth of gristle and sinew pulls with it. | 35 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0qp0b/i_bite_down_on_my_flappy_bit_of_fingernail_and/ | FictionalContext | 1,756,226,066 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0qp0b/i_bite_down_on_my_flappy_bit_of_fingernail_and/ |
1n0f6yo | As I lay in bed trying to sleep I felt my wife slide in under the covers to join me. | Even these thick walls and locked doors can’t keep out the dead. | 32 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0f6yo/as_i_lay_in_bed_trying_to_sleep_i_felt_my_wife/ | divine-silence | 1,756,192,648 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0f6yo/as_i_lay_in_bed_trying_to_sleep_i_felt_my_wife/ |
1mxu5qd | As a kid, I always found joy and wonder in reading history and old myths, as I believe it would help me avoid mistakes. | As an adult, I started to understand Cassandra pain and frustration as my warning were ignored, dismissed as overreacting to the problem. | 31 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxu5qd/as_a_kid_i_always_found_joy_and_wonder_in_reading/ | maninplainview | 1,755,930,900 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxu5qd/as_a_kid_i_always_found_joy_and_wonder_in_reading/ |
1mujb2a | "Father! Look! Airplane!" little Miki squealed with excitement, gesturing towards the sky. | He held his daughter close as the horizon evaporated in a blinding flash. | 35 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mujb2a/father_look_airplane_little_miki_squealed_with/ | Mister08 | 1,755,612,115 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mujb2a/father_look_airplane_little_miki_squealed_with/ |
1mt9g8s | The feeling of bugs skittering across my ankle, just out of reach, was always my least favorite part of caving. | With one panicked flick of my boot the cascade of gravel turned to explosive pops as the sheets of slate above me began to buckle. | 33 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt9g8s/the_feeling_of_bugs_skittering_across_my_ankle/ | tokenqueerpeer | 1,755,482,875 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt9g8s/the_feeling_of_bugs_skittering_across_my_ankle/ |
1mt71jk | I dug the muzzle firmly into my temple, unsure if I had the determination to squeeze the trigger. | "Just 50 more subscriptions will get it done!!" I heard my boyfriend shout excitedly into the webcam. | 33 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt71jk/i_dug_the_muzzle_firmly_into_my_temple_unsure_if/ | salaryboy | 1,755,476,102 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt71jk/i_dug_the_muzzle_firmly_into_my_temple_unsure_if/ |
1ms6as3 | I’m sorry master, I didn’t mean to disobey. | I just wanted to see the sky. | 34 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ms6as3/im_sorry_master_i_didnt_mean_to_disobey/ | Hizzielgc | 1,755,375,096 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ms6as3/im_sorry_master_i_didnt_mean_to_disobey/ |
1mrwily | I always smile hearing my daughter laugh at Dora on TV as I tend to the housework. | But when I heard her say "But I won't fit inside the TV," I never left her alone since. | 34 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrwily/i_always_smile_hearing_my_daughter_laugh_at_dora/ | Extension_Board_2508 | 1,755,353,825 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrwily/i_always_smile_hearing_my_daughter_laugh_at_dora/ |
1mp5z8u | The slashed corpse was found with 250 different DNA traces | It had been glued to Seattle’s chewing gum wall, its arms outstretched like Christ in a pollock painting | 34 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp5z8u/the_slashed_corpse_was_found_with_250_different/ | Original-Loquat3788 | 1,755,095,247 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp5z8u/the_slashed_corpse_was_found_with_250_different/ |
1mo2229 | This morning, I quietly celebrated in the break room as the nightmare of unemployment had finally ended one month ago. | This afternoon, a new nightmare began in my boss's office when he handed me a long knife and reminded me that I said I'd do anything to get hired. | 37 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo2229/this_morning_i_quietly_celebrated_in_the_break/ | driver_85 | 1,754,983,166 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo2229/this_morning_i_quietly_celebrated_in_the_break/ |
1mnmjv5 | My grandma always told me stories about how naughty boys would get their fingers cut off... | My shock turned to awe as I opened one of her drawers, and found hundreds of rotting children's fingers... | 35 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnmjv5/my_grandma_always_told_me_stories_about_how/ | Sunscreenuser | 1,754,940,389 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnmjv5/my_grandma_always_told_me_stories_about_how/ |
1na5vtg | I excitedly told my wife how much money we were going to save feeding our toddler. | Smiling, I emptied out the sink strainer into the blender. | 35 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na5vtg/i_excitedly_told_my_wife_how_much_money_we_were/ | Zeepenguinman | 1,757,180,825 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na5vtg/i_excitedly_told_my_wife_how_much_money_we_were/ |
1n8p1t7 | “Make me lick my own elbow!,” chuckled the man, amused by the alien’s claims of omnipotence. | Amusement became horror when his arm was telekinetically ripped from his shoulder and its crook forced into his mouth. | 31 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8p1t7/make_me_lick_my_own_elbow_chuckled_the_man_amused/ | Cal_Aesthetics_Club | 1,757,027,026 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8p1t7/make_me_lick_my_own_elbow_chuckled_the_man_amused/ |
1n5cwr9 | I sighed in exasperation as I reached into my dryer vent, groping for the clog. | But my sigh ended in a choke as I felt cold fingers interlacing with my own. | 33 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5cwr9/i_sighed_in_exasperation_as_i_reached_into_my/ | BeccaSedai | 1,756,693,578 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5cwr9/i_sighed_in_exasperation_as_i_reached_into_my/ |
1n0j39s | The paramedic forced herself to stay professional as she treated the car crash victim. | She had seen gruesome wounds before, but not those that had blood flowing back in. | 31 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0j39s/the_paramedic_forced_herself_to_stay_professional/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,207,241 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0j39s/the_paramedic_forced_herself_to_stay_professional/ |
1mymmr6 | In 2005, every child on Earth aged 7 to 12 suddenly vanished, only to mysteriously reappear in 2025. | Not only did they all share the same sunken-eyed, petrified expression, but none of them had aged a day. | 30 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mymmr6/in_2005_every_child_on_earth_aged_7_to_12/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,011,068 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mymmr6/in_2005_every_child_on_earth_aged_7_to_12/ |
1muy8mw | I convinced my cousin to stand outide my ex's house in a clown costume after dark a few times during his trip home as a prank. | I kept an eager eye on her social media the first night in hopes of a reaction, but was disturbed when she posted: WTF, there are two of them now?!!! | 33 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muy8mw/i_convinced_my_cousin_to_stand_outide_my_exs/ | PocketRobn | 1,755,645,004 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muy8mw/i_convinced_my_cousin_to_stand_outide_my_exs/ |
1muae12 | When the Monster Detection Agency warned of a closet-travelling monster on the loose, I padlocked, chain-locked, and nailed 32 boards over my 6-year-old son’s closet. | The next morning, I woke up to a message carved into the ceiling above my bed: “Why do you parents never safeguard your own closets? :)”
| 33 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muae12/when_the_monster_detection_agency_warned_of_a/ | Nessieinternational | 1,755,583,662 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muae12/when_the_monster_detection_agency_warned_of_a/ |
1mseady | I woke to the sound of wet chewing and realized the weight on my chest wasn’t sleep paralysis. | It was my mother’s corpse, jaw unhinged and grinding mouthfuls of my own skin as she whispered, “you taste like home.” | 30 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mseady/i_woke_to_the_sound_of_wet_chewing_and_realized/ | UnhingedSales | 1,755,395,064 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mseady/i_woke_to_the_sound_of_wet_chewing_and_realized/ |
1mrqoce | "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach." | "Indeed; I'm thinking adding some foxglove into the soup might do the trick." | 35 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrqoce/the_way_to_a_mans_heart_is_through_his_stomach/ | hyalora | 1,755,337,845 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrqoce/the_way_to_a_mans_heart_is_through_his_stomach/ |
1mqi85c | My grandmother towered over me as she warned my mother would never forgive me if I went ahead with this. | I fantasised about my mother’s reaction as I kicked the stepladder from beneath Nana and watched her frail frame twitching. | 33 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqi85c/my_grandmother_towered_over_me_as_she_warned_my/ | MoodyLucai | 1,755,217,415 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqi85c/my_grandmother_towered_over_me_as_she_warned_my/ |
1mnwyol | In our utopia, we all wake up happy, work tirelessly, and sleep peacefully. | I just wish I could remember what happens in between. | 33 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnwyol/in_our_utopia_we_all_wake_up_happy_work/ | Bigenderqueen | 1,754,966,318 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnwyol/in_our_utopia_we_all_wake_up_happy_work/ |
1n8n96y | My uncle was on his deathbed, & he told me that he couldn’t see anything except darkness. | He grasped my hand tightly & I found out he wasn’t lying a couple seconds later. | 34 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8n96y/my_uncle_was_on_his_deathbed_he_told_me_that_he/ | Eerie_Snow | 1,757,022,480 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8n96y/my_uncle_was_on_his_deathbed_he_told_me_that_he/ |
1n5moir | The mannequin in my room moves closer each time I blink. It wasn’t there yesterday, and its face looks more like mine with every step. | 33 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5moir/the_mannequin_in_my_room_moves_closer_each_time_i/ | Everblack_Deathmask | 1,756,727,708 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5moir/the_mannequin_in_my_room_moves_closer_each_time_i/ | |
1mzlriw | A grueling fifteen years had passed from the discovery of the first body to the second in a string of murders in a quiet beach town. | The wait between the second and third was much shorter as the killer watched from his motel tv miles away the news report showing the discovery of twelve additional bodies. | 33 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzlriw/a_grueling_fifteen_years_had_passed_from_the/ | PugLyfeSean | 1,756,113,909 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzlriw/a_grueling_fifteen_years_had_passed_from_the/ |
1muu9jm | I couldn’t stand the thought of him loving someone else. | As the ice pick wedged its way behind my eye and through my frontal lobe, however, I couldn’t think of much at all. | 29 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muu9jm/i_couldnt_stand_the_thought_of_him_loving_someone/ | Slutty_lil_Cankles | 1,755,635,778 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muu9jm/i_couldnt_stand_the_thought_of_him_loving_someone/ |
1mtugyv | Police call, noise complaint on 23rd and Titus, caller reports loud off tune singing. | Body recovered, male, missing three limbs, won't stop singing. | 31 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtugyv/police_call_noise_complaint_on_23rd_and_titus/ | bookseer | 1,755,542,188 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtugyv/police_call_noise_complaint_on_23rd_and_titus/ |
1mnv63t | I just barely managed to finish boarding the doors and windows as the sirens drew near. | Last night was cutting it too close, the water was up to my knees before I snapped out of their trance. | 30 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnv63t/i_just_barely_managed_to_finish_boarding_the/ | beese_churger-95 | 1,754,961,363 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnv63t/i_just_barely_managed_to_finish_boarding_the/ |
1mnnoko | I knew right away the Rapture was at hand when the Trumpets sounded. |
I stepped outside to receive Its mercy and embrace Its warmth as It carried my body from this plane of existence, leaving a tree-shaped cloud in Its wake. | 30 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnnoko/i_knew_right_away_the_rapture_was_at_hand_when/ | BioHazardousRubbish | 1,754,942,937 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnnoko/i_knew_right_away_the_rapture_was_at_hand_when/ |
1mmx5cn | At had taken months of living on-site and diligent work, but finally, finally we had cracked the first of the ancient texts. | It read "Chernobyl Exclusion Zone" | 32 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmx5cn/at_had_taken_months_of_living_onsite_and_diligent/ | Atsilv_Uwasv | 1,754,867,678 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmx5cn/at_had_taken_months_of_living_onsite_and_diligent/ |
1mlsu0j | [AUG25] Grandpa told me to make sure he takes his calcium supplements and eats more dairy, due to his osteoporosis. | But I saw the resurrection spell in his diary - *ossa mea vivet iterum* - so I’ve been giving him sugar pills instead. | 34 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlsu0j/aug25_grandpa_told_me_to_make_sure_he_takes_his/ | AfterTheCreditsRoll | 1,754,754,933 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlsu0j/aug25_grandpa_told_me_to_make_sure_he_takes_his/ |
1n85rz4 | "I want to be the leading expert in a very complex and arcane field of software engineering that is only used by huge companies!" | Done!, says genie, as very detailed and extensive knowledge of how to program DVD menus is violently pushed into my brain. | 29 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n85rz4/i_want_to_be_the_leading_expert_in_a_very_complex/ | Key-Fan-484 | 1,756,979,211 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n85rz4/i_want_to_be_the_leading_expert_in_a_very_complex/ |
1n7rnxm | My father stood at the door, saying he saw a woman crying through my bedroom window, so I ran upstairs to find my sister telling me Dad had died. | I rushed back down, only to find that same sister at the door, asking why she saw Dad crying through my bedroom window. | 31 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7rnxm/my_father_stood_at_the_door_saying_he_saw_a_woman/ | LevelQx | 1,756,935,162 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7rnxm/my_father_stood_at_the_door_saying_he_saw_a_woman/ |
1mzbvx9 | Death's horse was their first friend, travel companion, and counsel. | Only when man learned to thrust a spear into the mount's heart did Death stop, and humanity realized the torture of immortality. | 30 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzbvx9/deaths_horse_was_their_first_friend_travel/ | AmIReedy | 1,756,080,658 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzbvx9/deaths_horse_was_their_first_friend_travel/ |
1my3qmn | The girl stares at her reflection inside the mirror happily, praising her own beauty. | The girl inside the mirror stares at her reflection happily, intoxicated with her image. | 31 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1my3qmn/the_girl_stares_at_her_reflection_inside_the/ | Male_Lead | 1,755,961,324 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1my3qmn/the_girl_stares_at_her_reflection_inside_the/ |
1mqm0ex | The boy froze when he saw his father bathing his mother in her wheelchair, pressing gentle kisses to her cheek. | He had tried to convince his dad to let go, but it didn’t stop him from retrieving his mother from her grave. | 33 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqm0ex/the_boy_froze_when_he_saw_his_father_bathing_his/ | Nessieinternational | 1,755,227,811 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqm0ex/the_boy_froze_when_he_saw_his_father_bathing_his/ |
1mnwuur | When something shattered my window I was afraid for my life. |
My fears were alleviated when I discovered all the glass had landed outside. | 31 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnwuur/when_something_shattered_my_window_i_was_afraid/ | Puppy_4800 | 1,754,966,012 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnwuur/when_something_shattered_my_window_i_was_afraid/ |
1mlgxz9 | I'm having a problem being intimate with my boyfriend | The smell of his blood and the pulse of the veins in his neck make my teeth ache with hunger, but I promised I'd save myself 'till the wedding night this time. | 29 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlgxz9/im_having_a_problem_being_intimate_with_my/ | Electronic-Ear-3718 | 1,754,715,093 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlgxz9/im_having_a_problem_being_intimate_with_my/ |
1nasfh2 | When I came home, I asked the babysitter “Did you check the children?”. | She replied: “ Yes and don’t worry as they won’t be able to escape before the organ harvesting.”. | 32 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nasfh2/when_i_came_home_i_asked_the_babysitter_did_you/ | Nessieinternational | 1,757,249,600 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nasfh2/when_i_came_home_i_asked_the_babysitter_did_you/ |
1nald58 | My knees got weak as I gazed into her eyes and I could feel the butterflies in my stomach. | It soon became obvious that she had swapped our drinks at the bar. | 32 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nald58/my_knees_got_weak_as_i_gazed_into_her_eyes_and_i/ | MacrocosmosMovement | 1,757,224,198 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nald58/my_knees_got_weak_as_i_gazed_into_her_eyes_and_i/ |
1mv9uxq | I cried when I won the lottery | As the tv broadcast showed my birthday was one of the first ones selected I prayed to God that I won't die in a senseless war. | 28 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mv9uxq/i_cried_when_i_won_the_lottery/ | mysmallpenies | 1,755,681,501 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mv9uxq/i_cried_when_i_won_the_lottery/ |
1mn16y9 | The furniture rattled for the third time that week, the ghost resentful of us for living in the house he built. | As they are forced to watch us go about our blissful lives, I wonder- are they haunting us, or are we haunting them? | 31 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mn16y9/the_furniture_rattled_for_the_third_time_that/ | ThomasBurns_ | 1,754,879,076 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mn16y9/the_furniture_rattled_for_the_third_time_that/ |
1mm7p2n | I didn't mean to run away from Mommy and Daddy, I just wanted a quiet place to read my new book. | Ever since the banging on the door stopped, the only sound I hear is the clicking box next to all those jugs of water on the shelf. | 30 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm7p2n/i_didnt_mean_to_run_away_from_mommy_and_daddy_i/ | Time-Permission-1930 | 1,754,794,817 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm7p2n/i_didnt_mean_to_run_away_from_mommy_and_daddy_i/ |
1n8gxs0 | They say suicide is painless. | But I have been screaming for the past fifty years, as an everchanging cast of scornful people wipes my drool and pushes me from one pointless destination to the next. | 30 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8gxs0/they_say_suicide_is_painless/ | Smeggfaffa | 1,757,007,831 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8gxs0/they_say_suicide_is_painless/ |
1n7qsbc | [SEP25] Desperate to save our planet from certain doom, we poured every resource in our possession to send the words, LORD HELP US to the very ends of the universe. | The only message that came back read, "The individual you are trying to reach is not accepting calls at this time." | 28 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7qsbc/sep25_desperate_to_save_our_planet_from_certain/ | karer3is | 1,756,933,084 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7qsbc/sep25_desperate_to_save_our_planet_from_certain/ |
1n7d51t | Do y'all know a moment in time where you thought you saw someone from the side of your eye? | Why does mine keep getting closer? | 30 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7d51t/do_yall_know_a_moment_in_time_where_you_thought/ | yesizme | 1,756,901,645 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7d51t/do_yall_know_a_moment_in_time_where_you_thought/ |
1n6z1qh | When I was young, I thought teachers lived at the school. | The large number of caskets in the basement and the blacked out windows say I was almost right. | 29 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6z1qh/when_i_was_young_i_thought_teachers_lived_at_the/ | failed_novelty | 1,756,855,591 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6z1qh/when_i_was_young_i_thought_teachers_lived_at_the/ |
1n4qhil | The old mirror in my grandmother’s attic always fogged up when I breathed on it, but last night it stayed perfectly clear. | When I wiped a handprint away, I saw my reflection smiling back—except I wasn’t smiling, and it whispered, “You’re next.” | 30 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4qhil/the_old_mirror_in_my_grandmothers_attic_always/ | Jardanijovanovich913 | 1,756,632,991 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4qhil/the_old_mirror_in_my_grandmothers_attic_always/ |
1n2rkd8 | “I’ll clip the ivy down next week honey”, I tell my pregnant wife as she pouts in disbelief. | 9 months later, I stare in horror as thick green tendrils creep through an open window and wrap around our newborn sons neck. | 30 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2rkd8/ill_clip_the_ivy_down_next_week_honey_i_tell_my/ | MintCoca19 | 1,756,423,360 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2rkd8/ill_clip_the_ivy_down_next_week_honey_i_tell_my/ |
1n1j71r | I could still save you. | I have just decided not to. | 27 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1j71r/i_could_still_save_you/ | IAMFERROUS | 1,756,306,316 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1j71r/i_could_still_save_you/ |
1mznui2 | After hearing about radioactive shrimp in the news I joked with my buddy about getting a Geiger counter before we go shopping from now on. | When the one I ordered finally came in I decided to test it out and realized it must have been defective as I walked through the entrance to the store and it started going crazy. | 29 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mznui2/after_hearing_about_radioactive_shrimp_in_the/ | TheLazyRedditer | 1,756,121,133 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mznui2/after_hearing_about_radioactive_shrimp_in_the/ |
1mzll9l | After delivering her twins, the doctor congratulated the new mother on a healthy boy and girl, but she sighed, “I wish I had only boys.” | Hours later, one baby was found strangled, and blood was found beneath the other baby’s nails. | 31 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzll9l/after_delivering_her_twins_the_doctor/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,113,210 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzll9l/after_delivering_her_twins_the_doctor/ |
1myy4lb | [Aug25] It was yet another day when none of my coworkers showed up at the slaughterhouse, so I had to grind all the corpses that came in into burgers myself. | When I clocked out, though, I noticed the number of cows in the pasture was the exact same. | 30 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myy4lb/aug25_it_was_yet_another_day_when_none_of_my/ | meme-o-matic151 | 1,756,048,265 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myy4lb/aug25_it_was_yet_another_day_when_none_of_my/ |
1msflp0 | I'm beginning to think this is all a dream. | Please don't wake up, I'm afraid to die. | 27 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msflp0/im_beginning_to_think_this_is_all_a_dream/ | failed_novelty | 1,755,399,028 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msflp0/im_beginning_to_think_this_is_all_a_dream/ |
1nbagyl | "Why do humans think Genies pop out of a lamp and grants them 3 wishes?" | "I don't know but let's finish interrogating this one before it bleeds out." | 224 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbagyl/why_do_humans_think_genies_pop_out_of_a_lamp_and/ | omartyy18 | 1,757,294,051 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbagyl/why_do_humans_think_genies_pop_out_of_a_lamp_and/ |
1nb6j0z | To everyone who is thinking about checking if their front door is locked, don't. | It's too late for that now. | 61 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb6j0z/to_everyone_who_is_thinking_about_checking_if/ | Markedmarmot | 1,757,283,260 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb6j0z/to_everyone_who_is_thinking_about_checking_if/ |
1n8j9m8 | As the night fell and darkness filled the room I got my bag ready. | But when I got to the front door, the key was missing and the sleeping pill I tried to hide in his dinner was taped to the handle. | 29 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8j9m8/as_the_night_fell_and_darkness_filled_the_room_i/ | Icy_Secretary9279 | 1,757,013,128 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8j9m8/as_the_night_fell_and_darkness_filled_the_room_i/ |
1n8esc2 | [SEP25] In an unprecedented move all the world leaders agreed to link all their supercomputers to increase their collective processing power in an effort to decipher the cryptic message that was received from outer space. | Producing nothing but gibberish in any language everybody realized, too late, what the intention was when every single missile silo opened in unison. | 30 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8esc2/sep25_in_an_unprecedented_move_all_the_world/ | Outside_Normal | 1,757,002,981 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8esc2/sep25_in_an_unprecedented_move_all_the_world/ |
1n7f2rh | "I'm getting tired, but what do you think about one more episode," the man on the couch said to the exhausted girl chained to the wall across from him. | "Yeah... one more," he muttered and turned the strobe light back to face her. | 26 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7f2rh/im_getting_tired_but_what_do_you_think_about_one/ | BirdyMcBigfoot | 1,756,906,726 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7f2rh/im_getting_tired_but_what_do_you_think_about_one/ |
1n72m3a | I used to think my uncle was crazy for refusing to have anything digital in his house, scared of the eventual AI uprising. | It's too bad that as much foresight as he had, he never suspected the AI had already figured out how to control analog devices. | 29 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n72m3a/i_used_to_think_my_uncle_was_crazy_for_refusing/ | edale1 | 1,756,865,359 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n72m3a/i_used_to_think_my_uncle_was_crazy_for_refusing/ |
1n6z66j | "Don't worry, I've been planning for the zombie apocalypse for years." | As my wife and kids struggled with their restraints I looked at the bloody bite on my arm and continued, "I'm going to be hungry soon." | 28 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6z66j/dont_worry_ive_been_planning_for_the_zombie/ | failed_novelty | 1,756,855,912 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6z66j/dont_worry_ive_been_planning_for_the_zombie/ |
1n6m2vl | My brother stopped crying after 2 hours. | Oxygen in the coffin must have been exhausted. | 28 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6m2vl/my_brother_stopped_crying_after_2_hours/ | Individual-Tie1317 | 1,756,825,741 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6m2vl/my_brother_stopped_crying_after_2_hours/ |
1n6gpn4 | I kissed my wife goodnight as she got into bed. A moment later, she walked out of the bathroom and asked, “Who were you talking to?” | 28 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6gpn4/i_kissed_my_wife_goodnight_as_she_got_into_bed_a/ | Everblack_Deathmask | 1,756,811,798 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6gpn4/i_kissed_my_wife_goodnight_as_she_got_into_bed_a/ | |
1n4iumu | I always thought the baby monitor was broken, because it never picked up anything. | Last night, it whispered back, 'I hear you too… from inside the walls.' | 29 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4iumu/i_always_thought_the_baby_monitor_was_broken/ | Mean_Handle6707 | 1,756,605,785 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4iumu/i_always_thought_the_baby_monitor_was_broken/ |
1n34l5x | When we die, our consciousness is uploaded into the Great Network, where joy is eternal. | Sometimes at night, though, I hear screaming through the Wi-Fi. | 29 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n34l5x/when_we_die_our_consciousness_is_uploaded_into/ | Bigenderqueen | 1,756,466,099 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n34l5x/when_we_die_our_consciousness_is_uploaded_into/ |
1n0sako | As a fan of erotic supernatural fiction, Victoria counted herself extremely lucky to have an apparition visit her every night to satisfy all of her intimate desires. | Exhausted by the escapades, she always fell asleep before she could see him crawl back into the wall void through the cupboard door at the rear of the bedroom closet. | 28 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0sako/as_a_fan_of_erotic_supernatural_fiction_victoria/ | vegaling | 1,756,229,566 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0sako/as_a_fan_of_erotic_supernatural_fiction_victoria/ |
1mx065h | We got married yesterday, and I fell asleep beside her thinking life couldn’t get better. | Sudenly realised i was painfuly right when I woke up this morning tied to the bed, a used syringe of poison on the floor and a note in her handwriting: *“’Til death do us part.”* | 30 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mx065h/we_got_married_yesterday_and_i_fell_asleep_beside/ | EnderTheSilent | 1,755,848,484 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mx065h/we_got_married_yesterday_and_i_fell_asleep_beside/ |
1mpo4sp | As the kidnapper rolled up to take away my brother, I pleaded for him to take me instead. | As the van drove away, I felt my father's cold hands tightening around my shoulder. | 28 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpo4sp/as_the_kidnapper_rolled_up_to_take_away_my/ | Emily_Daily | 1,755,138,153 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpo4sp/as_the_kidnapper_rolled_up_to_take_away_my/ |
1mnvato | The government imposed a quarantine during the comet’s passing, but my curiosity got the better of me and I went outside. | Nothing seemed wrong until I noticed my neighbors were strangers who stopped and stared at me in silence. | 27 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnvato/the_government_imposed_a_quarantine_during_the/ | GhostOfLotus | 1,754,961,714 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnvato/the_government_imposed_a_quarantine_during_the/ |
1mmnztr | My husband said that he was going to change the baby. | There are now small noticeable changes to the baby that let me know it isn’t mine, and all my husband does it laugh when I beg him to tell me what he did.
| 29 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmnztr/my_husband_said_that_he_was_going_to_change_the/ | fadedhalo10 | 1,754,845,697 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmnztr/my_husband_said_that_he_was_going_to_change_the/ |
1n9jc0v | "you should come and hang with me at my place tomorrow" | was the last thing my friend said before I came by the next day to find him dangled lifelessly with a spare cord wrapped in his hand which I presumed is for me | 29 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9jc0v/you_should_come_and_hang_with_me_at_my_place/ | beefylasagna69 | 1,757,112,050 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9jc0v/you_should_come_and_hang_with_me_at_my_place/ |
1n95f6k | [SEP25] Intergalactic aliens finally unveiled themselves and requested an invitation to visit our planet, causing much excitement in some countries and heavy reservations in others. | After a few months of international debate, nuclear explosions lit up the night sky, and the beings from outer space watched curiously from a safe distance outside orbit. | 28 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n95f6k/sep25_intergalactic_aliens_finally_unveiled/ | TakingYourHand | 1,757,079,232 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n95f6k/sep25_intergalactic_aliens_finally_unveiled/ |
1n8vrcm | [SEP25] "Planet's atmosphere causes living organisms to expire, must escape" | The pictures were scribbled in Alien hieroglyphics we found at the bottom of the ocean. | 27 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8vrcm/sep25_planets_atmosphere_causes_living_organisms/ | Far-Following3742 | 1,757,046,392 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8vrcm/sep25_planets_atmosphere_causes_living_organisms/ |
1n44fm8 | My cat always meowed loudly when I'm not around, I had to make sure I was there for him. | One night, he meowed from outside my bedroom, I didn't dare to open the door, he's already beside me hissing at the door. | 26 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n44fm8/my_cat_always_meowed_loudly_when_im_not_around_i/ | This_Strange_Person | 1,756,567,592 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n44fm8/my_cat_always_meowed_loudly_when_im_not_around_i/ |
1n2k5i5 | I stood frozen in fear as the tiger ran towards me at full speed. | Then it ran past me. | 26 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2k5i5/i_stood_frozen_in_fear_as_the_tiger_ran_towards/ | arachknight12 | 1,756,405,629 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2k5i5/i_stood_frozen_in_fear_as_the_tiger_ran_towards/ |
1mzzpxt | The new substitute teacher smiled warmly and wrote everyone’s names on the board in perfect red ink. | It wasn’t until class ended that we realized the red wasn’t ink, and none of us remembered telling him our names | 25 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzzpxt/the_new_substitute_teacher_smiled_warmly_and/ | AL086 | 1,756,149,211 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzzpxt/the_new_substitute_teacher_smiled_warmly_and/ |
1myruub | As the New Years countdown approached, I felt drowsy, falling asleep before midnight. | The next day, I woke up alone, stuck in last year. | 27 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myruub/as_the_new_years_countdown_approached_i_felt/ | ajace200 | 1,756,030,463 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myruub/as_the_new_years_countdown_approached_i_felt/ |
1mxyy3x | I wake up every morning and stare death in the eye | He smirks, and turns away, whispering “Not. Yet.” | 27 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxyy3x/i_wake_up_every_morning_and_stare_death_in_the_eye/ | Fordawinman | 1,755,948,432 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxyy3x/i_wake_up_every_morning_and_stare_death_in_the_eye/ |
1mwxsyy | My son has finally stopped crying at night. | Next I’ll have to deal with my husband’s sobbing from his side of the bed. | 26 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwxsyy/my_son_has_finally_stopped_crying_at_night/ | lamsar503 | 1,755,839,750 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwxsyy/my_son_has_finally_stopped_crying_at_night/ |
1mwbfxi | A coworker of mine passed by the 2nd floor I work on and didn't even say hi to me. | Perhaps he wasn't able to do so, as he was falling from the 5th. | 26 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwbfxi/a_coworker_of_mine_passed_by_the_2nd_floor_i_work/ | PurpleBoy_SUS | 1,755,784,103 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwbfxi/a_coworker_of_mine_passed_by_the_2nd_floor_i_work/ |
1mvgk0h | Open door, close door, left foot to door, right foot to door, left- NO NOT AGAIN. | Frantic, I started over, trembling in fear as I heard the footsteps coming down the stairs. | 28 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvgk0h/open_door_close_door_left_foot_to_door_right_foot/ | Left_Nectarine_4103 | 1,755,700,565 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvgk0h/open_door_close_door_left_foot_to_door_right_foot/ |
1mtho0u | "And for my final wish, I want to live peacefully, forever!" | I've lost count of how many millennias it has been since I made that wish, it really is peaceful, and forever. | 27 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtho0u/and_for_my_final_wish_i_want_to_live_peacefully/ | Kaissus | 1,755,510,914 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtho0u/and_for_my_final_wish_i_want_to_live_peacefully/ |
1mr5gm5 | The police officer held back tears as he opened fire on the figure calling to him in his mother’s voice. | It was perfect but he’s never going to accept an illegal clone grown in a lab as a replacement for his dead mom. | 28 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mr5gm5/the_police_officer_held_back_tears_as_he_opened/ | Nessieinternational | 1,755,281,053 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mr5gm5/the_police_officer_held_back_tears_as_he_opened/ |
1n9bkx5 | I ran outside as I heard my toddler crying for help. | It was only once I was outside I realized, mimics weren't just myths. | 26 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9bkx5/i_ran_outside_as_i_heard_my_toddler_crying_for/ | PyromaniacEngineer | 1,757,093,534 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9bkx5/i_ran_outside_as_i_heard_my_toddler_crying_for/ |
1n7gy67 | “It’s okay, girl, I wanted you to see the leaves one last time before you go,” he said, driving through the sun-dappled woods. | I didn’t find that very comforting from the back of the police car. | 26 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7gy67/its_okay_girl_i_wanted_you_to_see_the_leaves_one/ | Historical-Pop-9177 | 1,756,911,167 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7gy67/its_okay_girl_i_wanted_you_to_see_the_leaves_one/ |
1n7e5wp | The morgue called to confirm the identity of my body. I told them it was a mistake, but the photo they sent showed me in today’s clothes, smiling back. | 26 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7e5wp/the_morgue_called_to_confirm_the_identity_of_my/ | Everblack_Deathmask | 1,756,904,442 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7e5wp/the_morgue_called_to_confirm_the_identity_of_my/ | |
1n768e7 | [SEP25] The day the world was plagued with agonizing headaches, we received a single message from an untraceable origin: "We are losing control." | The next day, all the voices in the world began screaming in everyone's mind at once, and humanity fell to its knees. | 26 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n768e7/sep25_the_day_the_world_was_plagued_with/ | WordyV | 1,756,876,625 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n768e7/sep25_the_day_the_world_was_plagued_with/ |
1n6alo3 | [SEP25] Benevolent aliens contacted us to solve climate change and end all wars, speaking through every electronic device simultaneously with a reassuring voice. | As grateful families gathered around their phones and TVs to thank our saviors, we didn't notice that none of the children were blinking anymore. | 26 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6alo3/sep25_benevolent_aliens_contacted_us_to_solve/ | miraclemiki | 1,756,788,815 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6alo3/sep25_benevolent_aliens_contacted_us_to_solve/ |
1n3mrmo | My mother always said | To never, under any circumstances, open the basement door. I couldn’t help but get curious one day when the screaming finally stopped. | 26 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3mrmo/my_mother_always_said/ | Helen_Cheddar | 1,756,510,565 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3mrmo/my_mother_always_said/ |
1n27scf | I try telling the cop for the tenth time that I didn’t mean to run the red light as he opens the back door of his cruiser. | He smiles a soulless smile and says “I don’t care” as he shoves me in next to the two decaying corpses with bullet holes in both their heads. | 26 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n27scf/i_try_telling_the_cop_for_the_tenth_time_that_i/ | drewbie55 | 1,756,374,032 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n27scf/i_try_telling_the_cop_for_the_tenth_time_that_i/ |
1n1za91 | I thought nothing could be worse than finding a severed, bloody finger on my doorstep | I quickly realized how wrong that was when it began to wriggle | 26 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1za91/i_thought_nothing_could_be_worse_than_finding_a/ | Tricky_Ad_5346 | 1,756,344,595 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1za91/i_thought_nothing_could_be_worse_than_finding_a/ |
1myzvsc | I asked the genie to make my crush obsessed with me. | I regret my wish as I see her standing on my lawn covered in the blood of my best friend because she got jealous. | 25 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myzvsc/i_asked_the_genie_to_make_my_crush_obsessed_with/ | IShouldBeenSwallowed | 1,756,052,254 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myzvsc/i_asked_the_genie_to_make_my_crush_obsessed_with/ |
1myd6x7 | I found my neighbor digging in the frozen garden at midnight. | When I asked what he was doing, he smiled and said, “Planting the bones so the bodies grow back right.” | 27 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myd6x7/i_found_my_neighbor_digging_in_the_frozen_garden/ | abalonetea | 1,755,983,521 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myd6x7/i_found_my_neighbor_digging_in_the_frozen_garden/ |
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