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1mxppgz
Canoeing camp had given me a new life after the strange, tragic death of my entire family.
I was not, however, given life when the camp counselor held my head under my water and whispered into my ear, “I’m finally done.”
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxppgz/canoeing_camp_had_given_me_a_new_life_after_the/
Specialist-Okra9242
1,755,916,123
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxppgz/canoeing_camp_had_given_me_a_new_life_after_the/
1mrxho3
As I was surrounded by the undead, I saw my Mum in the horde.
I swear there was fleeting recognition in her eyes just before she lunged.
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrxho3/as_i_was_surrounded_by_the_undead_i_saw_my_mum_in/
CG1991
1,755,355,988
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrxho3/as_i_was_surrounded_by_the_undead_i_saw_my_mum_in/
1mror36
I finished the Poles with chemicals.
To award my work the German Army gave me an Iron cross.
28
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mror36/i_finished_the_poles_with_chemicals/
mysmallpenies
1,755,331,343
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mror36/i_finished_the_poles_with_chemicals/
1mqx1c8
I dressed my little sister in several layers of warm winter jackets and sweaters before going out that day.
Sometimes i wonder how differently things might have gone if the wind wouldnt have been so strong as to pull the hood off her disfigured head for all to see back then.
24
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqx1c8/i_dressed_my_little_sister_in_several_layers_of/
cyto4e
1,755,262,539
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mqx1c8/i_dressed_my_little_sister_in_several_layers_of/
1mq2snm
The baby monitor woke me up, as it always did, so I opened my eyes and looked at the screen.
All I saw was bars though, and heard my baby’s giggle coming through the cameras two way speaker.
27
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq2snm/the_baby_monitor_woke_me_up_as_it_always_did_so_i/
wifeoffrankenbeast58
1,755,182,965
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mq2snm/the_baby_monitor_woke_me_up_as_it_always_did_so_i/
1mpfpsq
We hid in the attic for months, staying silent and holding our breath.
When I heard the creak of feet on the ladder, I knew it was over.
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpfpsq/we_hid_in_the_attic_for_months_staying_silent_and/
CG1991
1,755,117,029
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpfpsq/we_hid_in_the_attic_for_months_staying_silent_and/
1mokp4u
“It’s Ma’am!”, I snarled at the store clerk.
I didn’t devour hundreds of their species’ spawn-carriers just for a lowly surface dweller to see through my shapeshift.
27
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mokp4u/its_maam_i_snarled_at_the_store_clerk/
BioHazardousRubbish
1,755,032,077
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mokp4u/its_maam_i_snarled_at_the_store_clerk/
1mnac3y
[AUG25] Short staffed, the store manager himself checks the temperature on the dairy section coolers.
Customers have been complaining of a vague, rotten smell recently.
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnac3y/aug25_short_staffed_the_store_manager_himself/
AfterTheCreditsRoll
1,754,911,502
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnac3y/aug25_short_staffed_the_store_manager_himself/
1mmfxup
[AUG25] Dear Diary, it's May 2322 and the last of the cows will soon be dead
I've lost everything, my family, my children, but somehow as I sip this sour milk it turns out it will be the dairy that finally pushes me to hug the electrified fence.
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmfxup/aug25_dear_diary_its_may_2322_and_the_last_of_the/
Then_Manner190
1,754,824,578
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmfxup/aug25_dear_diary_its_may_2322_and_the_last_of_the/
1mlx536
My therapist smiled as I confessed I felt broken inside.
“That’s normal,” she said, opening her toolbox.
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlx536/my_therapist_smiled_as_i_confessed_i_felt_broken/
Bigenderqueen
1,754,765,614
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlx536/my_therapist_smiled_as_i_confessed_i_felt_broken/
1n9yyp9
Mini bottles of liquor litter the floor by my feet, but, hey, it’s Friday night.
My passengers are drunk, too, so they don’t seem to mind.
28
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9yyp9/mini_bottles_of_liquor_litter_the_floor_by_my/
delicatesummer
1,757,163,638
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9yyp9/mini_bottles_of_liquor_litter_the_floor_by_my/
1n9u4xr
I pinned the mugger down, finally able to let loose for self defense.
I smiled for what felt like the very first time, and bit off his nose.
27
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9u4xr/i_pinned_the_mugger_down_finally_able_to_let/
Jfuentes6
1,757,146,549
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9u4xr/i_pinned_the_mugger_down_finally_able_to_let/
1n8haxc
When I was in bed, I thought I saw something moving in the corner of my eye, but when I opened my eyes, there was nothing.
It was too late when I realized that it was under my eyelid.
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8haxc/when_i_was_in_bed_i_thought_i_saw_something/
ExcitingCauliflower
1,757,008,663
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8haxc/when_i_was_in_bed_i_thought_i_saw_something/
1n7od2q
At least my ex had the courtesy to write a note letting me know she was back in town.
My only complaint was she’d smeared it in blood on my bathroom mirror.
27
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7od2q/at_least_my_ex_had_the_courtesy_to_write_a_note/
JoshsWorstNightmare
1,756,927,584
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7od2q/at_least_my_ex_had_the_courtesy_to_write_a_note/
1n3bd00
There comes a time in every man's life when he must find a new hobby.
Im just not sure how I'm going to explain to my wife my impressive new collection of heads in the basement.
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3bd00/there_comes_a_time_in_every_mans_life_when_he/
sakurajima1981
1,756,483,234
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3bd00/there_comes_a_time_in_every_mans_life_when_he/
1n35u7m
The voicemail on my phone was just me, screaming, recorded at 3:17 a.m
The clock on my nightstand now reads 3:16
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n35u7m/the_voicemail_on_my_phone_was_just_me_screaming/
Imaginary-Pen4341
1,756,469,836
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n35u7m/the_voicemail_on_my_phone_was_just_me_screaming/
1n23pu9
I baked today with that curious new grain from the fields, certain it would give my loaves a richer taste.
Now the whole village dances madly in the streets after eating, and I can’t help but smile, surely it means they adore my bread.
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n23pu9/i_baked_today_with_that_curious_new_grain_from/
Beautiful-Pair8291
1,756,358,349
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n23pu9/i_baked_today_with_that_curious_new_grain_from/
1n1hna0
To us, he was known as Old Jack, but to the local paper he was called the Thames Guardian after pulling 250 out of the river.
I helped clean out his hut, and that was when I stumbled across the carbon copies of 60,000 delivered letters telling people to kill themselves and where exactly to do it
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1hna0/to_us_he_was_known_as_old_jack_but_to_the_local/
Original-Loquat3788
1,756,302,720
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1hna0/to_us_he_was_known_as_old_jack_but_to_the_local/
1myipou
Because of the intense rain and fog you need to get on all fours to climb up the muddy hill
The night becomes saturated with the blood squirting from your neck and sulfur and the joyful cries of the young hunters "we got a skin walker!!"
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myipou/because_of_the_intense_rain_and_fog_you_need_to/
surewhatever_dude
1,755,998,473
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1myipou/because_of_the_intense_rain_and_fog_you_need_to/
1mxms9g
“Ew, it doesn't taste like menthol at all!
I need to tell Daddy that the labels in his labrortory are wrong.”
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxms9g/ew_it_doesnt_taste_like_menthol_at_all/
maronarius
1,755,907,692
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxms9g/ew_it_doesnt_taste_like_menthol_at_all/
1mwokgh
My daughter grinned and took pictures with Mister Magnifico, the cartoon character she adored.
But I was more concerned by the fact that he wasn’t invited, and the TV screen was bashed in.
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwokgh/my_daughter_grinned_and_took_pictures_with_mister/
Specialist-Okra9242
1,755,813,504
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwokgh/my_daughter_grinned_and_took_pictures_with_mister/
1msek88
“I thought I wasn’t allowed to see you” my father said, hugging me tightly.
“I’m just the clone…” I whispered back, realizing I would never be loved as much as the original.
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msek88/i_thought_i_wasnt_allowed_to_see_you_my_father/
Dangerfangirl
1,755,395,874
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msek88/i_thought_i_wasnt_allowed_to_see_you_my_father/
1mrqft1
“You need to make more holes so we can breathe.”
The doctor watched as fresh holes were made from the inside of his patient’s face.
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrqft1/you_need_to_make_more_holes_so_we_can_breathe/
Nessieinternational
1,755,337,058
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrqft1/you_need_to_make_more_holes_so_we_can_breathe/
1mprtfs
Edith begged the black robbed figure of Death not to take her sick son and Death replied "I'm not here for your son."
Edith begged Death to please take her son, not her, then she felt her husband curl a hunting knife around her throat and whisper "I'm sorry, but it's the only way."
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mprtfs/edith_begged_the_black_robbed_figure_of_death_not/
meowbees5
1,755,149,601
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mprtfs/edith_begged_the_black_robbed_figure_of_death_not/
1mnow7x
They say that if you stare into the void it stares back, but when I did that, it did something different.
It smiled.
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnow7x/they_say_that_if_you_stare_into_the_void_it/
MrGingy_
1,754,945,689
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnow7x/they_say_that_if_you_stare_into_the_void_it/
1mm1qzf
Archeologists accidentally released a curse that caused literal Hell to envelop the planet.
A woman sings as she cradles her 6 year old son while they hear the screams of their neighbors and demons laughing and the front door starts to break open.
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm1qzf/archeologists_accidentally_released_a_curse_that/
strik3r2k8
1,754,777,391
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm1qzf/archeologists_accidentally_released_a_curse_that/
1nauvb1
[SEP25] Billy had heard of crop circles before.
He did not know that whoever made them didn't stop for someone sleeping in the field.
27
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nauvb1/sep25_billy_had_heard_of_crop_circles_before/
Dry-Calligrapher5302
1,757,255,893
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nauvb1/sep25_billy_had_heard_of_crop_circles_before/
1n9r9hq
My girlfriend deleted a text from "Trevor" asking to see her, claiming she'd never heard the name before.
When he called my phone just minutes later, Trevor's voice was identical to mine, and he knew things about our relationship that only I should know.
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9r9hq/my_girlfriend_deleted_a_text_from_trevor_asking/
PocketRobn
1,757,135,950
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9r9hq/my_girlfriend_deleted_a_text_from_trevor_asking/
1n7hqny
[SEPT25] The message from space was analyzed by the world’s best linguists, who mostly agreed the best transliteration was “We are looking forward to meeting you”.
As the alien ships landed amongst the welcoming crowds, one of the dissenting linguists kept screaming “THE ‘M’ IS SILENT!!!”
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7hqny/sept25_the_message_from_space_was_analyzed_by_the/
drrkorby
1,756,912,952
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7hqny/sept25_the_message_from_space_was_analyzed_by_the/
1n6yrj1
[SEP25] A young boy stands with his village and smiles as the god riding the silver bird sent a message of eternal blessings that floated down towards them.
Unfortunately, I am no god, just a soldier carrying out a message to our enemies that claimed this island as their territory, while the flurry of bombs decimated the resource rich land and its native inhabitants.
24
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6yrj1/sep25_a_young_boy_stands_with_his_village_and/
Specific_Two_2563
1,756,854,864
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6yrj1/sep25_a_young_boy_stands_with_his_village_and/
1n6750x
The first thing I noticed after I died was that it was dark
The second thing I noticed was that I could still think
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6750x/the_first_thing_i_noticed_after_i_died_was_that/
Gooby_nsai
1,756,777,996
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6750x/the_first_thing_i_noticed_after_i_died_was_that/
1nbld01
When I opened my eyes, I couldn't see the ceiling, couldn't hear anything but the sound of my...
Where's my heartbeat?
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbld01/when_i_opened_my_eyes_i_couldnt_see_the_ceiling/
Odd-Butterscotch-480
1,757,331,532
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbld01/when_i_opened_my_eyes_i_couldnt_see_the_ceiling/
1nbcpil
The faithful and the blessed laid blissfully comatose.
The dead and the damned screamed into the void, their minds refusing to break under the weight of eternity.
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbcpil/the_faithful_and_the_blessed_laid_blissfully/
MonarchOfMischief16
1,757,300,627
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbcpil/the_faithful_and_the_blessed_laid_blissfully/
1nba4aa
With a smile, I gladly agreed to the Faustian bargain.
Although servitude during a human’s lifespan is but a blink of my eye, I hadn’t realised this son-of-a-bitch had mastered immortality.
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nba4aa/with_a_smile_i_gladly_agreed_to_the_faustian/
MoodyLucai
1,757,293,025
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nba4aa/with_a_smile_i_gladly_agreed_to_the_faustian/
1nb58vu
Electric cars nowadays are so quiet!
I didn't even hear it coming.
28
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb58vu/electric_cars_nowadays_are_so_quiet/
Temporary-Action1569
1,757,280,106
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb58vu/electric_cars_nowadays_are_so_quiet/
1nb4hjy
I'm such an awful archer, the arrow keeps flying over the target
I heard a little girl wailing some yards in front of me, then I figured I should've picked a more secluded place to practice
33
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb4hjy/im_such_an_awful_archer_the_arrow_keeps_flying/
surewhatever_dude
1,757,278,287
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb4hjy/im_such_an_awful_archer_the_arrow_keeps_flying/
1nb40dh
After I died and landed in heaven, it was worse than I expected because I could still feel pain.
The thing that made it even worse was that you remain exactly the same as when you died forever, and I died in a huge house fire.
40
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb40dh/after_i_died_and_landed_in_heaven_it_was_worse/
mario_kart_player
1,757,277,144
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb40dh/after_i_died_and_landed_in_heaven_it_was_worse/
1nb1kup
I have to stop forgetting to take the meat out of the fridge.
"That's fine, fresh people taste better anyways."
15
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb1kup/i_have_to_stop_forgetting_to_take_the_meat_out_of/
omartyy18
1,757,271,447
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb1kup/i_have_to_stop_forgetting_to_take_the_meat_out_of/
1nayqoa
I stitched my own wound shut after the accident.
Every knot I tied puckered a small mouth that whispered, “Tighter,” and I obeyed until they all started chewing.
12
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nayqoa/i_stitched_my_own_wound_shut_after_the_accident/
samacorner04
1,757,264,925
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nayqoa/i_stitched_my_own_wound_shut_after_the_accident/
1nas3mi
I bawled my eyes out just like everyone else when news of the crash about my stepfather and baby half-brother came about.
No one would suspect Mom's 'sweet and innocent' thirteen year old little girl of cutting the break lines, now, I'll *rightfully* have all my attention again!
15
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nas3mi/i_bawled_my_eyes_out_just_like_everyone_else_when/
mage_in_training
1,757,248,683
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nas3mi/i_bawled_my_eyes_out_just_like_everyone_else_when/
1narcci
[sep25] Microwave and radio telescopes all over the world picked up the broadcast from deep space….
And simultaneously, 8.152 billion humans heard the voice of God directly in their minds but louder than a trumpet: “Your neighbors will murder you if you do not strike first.”
15
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1narcci/sep25_microwave_and_radio_telescopes_all_over_the/
tasteofhemlock
1,757,246,410
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1narcci/sep25_microwave_and_radio_telescopes_all_over_the/
1nankv7
Seasonal changes cause the so called Spider Rain in Australia, when winds blow them up in the air.
It was a bad day to swim in the pool.
12
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nankv7/seasonal_changes_cause_the_so_called_spider_rain/
Phyliinx
1,757,232,404
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nankv7/seasonal_changes_cause_the_so_called_spider_rain/
1nal16f
"I don't care what the textbooks say...
that thing in her pupil isn't a detached retina, they aren't supposed to move like that."
22
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nal16f/i_dont_care_what_the_textbooks_say/
Transient_butthole
1,757,223,019
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nal16f/i_dont_care_what_the_textbooks_say/
1naj7hr
I looked up at the plane as it flew through the beautiful night sky
Day 50: There goes my chance of being rescued from the stranded island.
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naj7hr/i_looked_up_at_the_plane_as_it_flew_through_the/
Azmi_shaheb
1,757,216,837
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naj7hr/i_looked_up_at_the_plane_as_it_flew_through_the/
1naj72a
"What kind of fish is that?" my daughter asked me.
I stared at the aquarium tank for a while, trying to figure out what I was looking at, before noticing a sign that read "HUMAN EMBRYO".
12
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naj72a/what_kind_of_fish_is_that_my_daughter_asked_me/
SummerAndTinkles
1,757,216,798
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naj72a/what_kind_of_fish_is_that_my_daughter_asked_me/
1nafgs6
The average adult human is NOT very perceptive; happily meandering through life driven by assumptions and habit.
It is ironic, then, that the most aware of the species, their young, are also the tastiest.
15
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nafgs6/the_average_adult_human_is_not_very_perceptive/
Smeggfaffa
1,757,205,312
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nafgs6/the_average_adult_human_is_not_very_perceptive/
1nae20e
They say, during a lucid dream, the dreamer controls their environment.
I wish he would stop dreaming, because I suffer every night from this bastards cruelty.
19
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nae20e/they_say_during_a_lucid_dream_the_dreamer/
_aeq
1,757,201,309
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nae20e/they_say_during_a_lucid_dream_the_dreamer/
1nabjty
I finally found the courage to report my abusive mother.
I wasn't taken seriously because my injuries "could be self-inflicted."
12
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nabjty/i_finally_found_the_courage_to_report_my_abusive/
Autistic_Raven_16
1,757,194,651
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nabjty/i_finally_found_the_courage_to_report_my_abusive/
1na71a6
I have a friend that takes things too literally, I once asked him what's up and he said the skies.
I thought it was funny until I asked him what's down and he replied "my parents."
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na71a6/i_have_a_friend_that_takes_things_too_literally_i/
omartyy18
1,757,183,537
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na71a6/i_have_a_friend_that_takes_things_too_literally_i/
1na6lz4
I was in a public bathroom when I heard a man speaking a foreign language...
It was hard to catch but when I finally used voice translation on my phone, it read "Above... You."
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na6lz4/i_was_in_a_public_bathroom_when_i_heard_a_man/
omartyy18
1,757,182,520
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na6lz4/i_was_in_a_public_bathroom_when_i_heard_a_man/
1na60mn
"A round of applause to our winner, humankind's finest representative!"
'Now gas her while she's unaware, I've been informed that anger and confusion ruin the taste of the meat.'
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na60mn/a_round_of_applause_to_our_winner_humankinds/
pcaica
1,757,181,133
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na60mn/a_round_of_applause_to_our_winner_humankinds/
1na5cum
I got my client off the hook for stealing.
Bit of a pisser he was too busy murdering.
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na5cum/i_got_my_client_off_the_hook_for_stealing/
In_Leaves
1,757,179,594
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na5cum/i_got_my_client_off_the_hook_for_stealing/
1na52t2
(sep25) The last transmission from the space station started as an emergency call.
After the screams a new voice came on the radio, making sounds that sounded like a language, but not one ever spoken on Earth.
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na52t2/sep25_the_last_transmission_from_the_space/
Cowboy_Reaper
1,757,178,943
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na52t2/sep25_the_last_transmission_from_the_space/
1na3imu
After my car screeched to a halt, I turned to my friend to express relief that I had been able to stop before hitting the deer.
His glassy eye stared straight ahead, the tip of a metal straw poking out from the back of his skull.
28
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na3imu/after_my_car_screeched_to_a_halt_i_turned_to_my/
HammyBurrger
1,757,175,169
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na3imu/after_my_car_screeched_to_a_halt_i_turned_to_my/
1na04fk
I've spent the last 10 years keeping a small human alive, healthy and mostly happy. He doesn't even beg to leave the attack anymore.
16
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na04fk/ive_spent_the_last_10_years_keeping_a_small_human/
chefofcrayons
1,757,166,783
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na04fk/ive_spent_the_last_10_years_keeping_a_small_human/
1n9zbit
My shadow stretched across the wall as I turned out the light. Then it knelt beside me and asked, “Why are you still here?”
15
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9zbit/my_shadow_stretched_across_the_wall_as_i_turned/
Everblack_Deathmask
1,757,164,633
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9zbit/my_shadow_stretched_across_the_wall_as_i_turned/
1n9yrcr
We had the modus operandi of the killer down to a formula and we were sure he is gonna strike tonight
Unfortunetely, the bulk of the police force is tear gassing students at the other side of the state, nothing can be done
24
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9yrcr/we_had_the_modus_operandi_of_the_killer_down_to_a/
surewhatever_dude
1,757,163,051
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9yrcr/we_had_the_modus_operandi_of_the_killer_down_to_a/
1n9wsxm
US PATENT 39,849,040: TIME DILATION DEVICE
Allows prisoners to serve their 1,000 year sentences in 8 minutes.
17
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9wsxm/us_patent_39849040_time_dilation_device/
Key-Fan-484
1,757,156,768
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9wsxm/us_patent_39849040_time_dilation_device/
1n9kw6d
I knew it was silly to feel like someone was with me, but I called out anyway, and my voice echoed back.
It was only after my laugh failed to leave my throat I remembered carpeted halls don't echo.
16
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9kw6d/i_knew_it_was_silly_to_feel_like_someone_was_with/
darkly_evergrand
1,757,116,248
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9kw6d/i_knew_it_was_silly_to_feel_like_someone_was_with/
1n9kidv
“Have you had any experiences involving childhood trauma or abuse?”asked the interviewer.
I looked up questioningly at my mother, who shook her head silently and mouthed the word, “no.”
23
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9kidv/have_you_had_any_experiences_involving_childhood/
Historical-Pop-9177
1,757,115,179
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9kidv/have_you_had_any_experiences_involving_childhood/
1n9cuyj
As you drift to sleep, you feel a hand gently stroking your hair
But when you open your eyes, both of your hands are pinned tightly under the blanket.
20
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9cuyj/as_you_drift_to_sleep_you_feel_a_hand_gently/
reddit_horror-26
1,757,096,457
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9cuyj/as_you_drift_to_sleep_you_feel_a_hand_gently/
1n9c2h1
The human soldiers will not simply lie down and let us conquer their planet
unless we send our finest females ahead to stroke their faces and tell them "Darling, you look so tired. Get some rest while I fix us something to eat."
12
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9c2h1/the_human_soldiers_will_not_simply_lie_down_and/
FeedMeDarkness
1,757,094,652
11
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9c2h1/the_human_soldiers_will_not_simply_lie_down_and/
1n9axmw
She walked into the lake, hoping for silence.
The water reflected not the sky, but endless versions of herself, all staring back with muted reproach.
15
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9axmw/she_walked_into_the_lake_hoping_for_silence/
Bigenderqueen
1,757,092,060
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9axmw/she_walked_into_the_lake_hoping_for_silence/
1n998j5
This an honour to work as an extra for such an avant-garde director
He made that gunshot so loud and the wound so realistic, the other extra appears to be really in great pain
14
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n998j5/this_an_honour_to_work_as_an_extra_for_such_an/
surewhatever_dude
1,757,088,171
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n998j5/this_an_honour_to_work_as_an_extra_for_such_an/
1n94pxf
I saw a man walk past my window on the 12th floor. He mouthed the words, “Let me in, before it finds me.”
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n94pxf/i_saw_a_man_walk_past_my_window_on_the_12th_floor/
Everblack_Deathmask
1,757,077,428
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n94pxf/i_saw_a_man_walk_past_my_window_on_the_12th_floor/
1n8y57q
Project Earth was going well, the alien species tasked with managing it had been doing a wonderful job of keeping the evolution of the animals in check.
No one could've predictd the universe-wide bloodshed, death, pain, tragedy, the destruction of countless stars and planets, and the extinction of several intergalactic empires, caused by a couple little apes learning to grow food from seeds.
20
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8y57q/project_earth_was_going_well_the_alien_species/
Little_Satisfaction5
1,757,054,901
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8y57q/project_earth_was_going_well_the_alien_species/
1n8xst5
Stranded at sea for weeks, Piscine gave a shout of exhilaration when he reached an island.
Joy became bewilderment when he opened a native fruit pod and saw human teeth instead of seeds.
17
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8xst5/stranded_at_sea_for_weeks_piscine_gave_a_shout_of/
Cal_Aesthetics_Club
1,757,053,621
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8xst5/stranded_at_sea_for_weeks_piscine_gave_a_shout_of/
1n8olaa
Rot my guts, my teeth, my brain. Never shall I be the same
12
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8olaa/rot_my_guts_my_teeth_my_brain_never_shall_i_be/
AardvarkTits
1,757,025,845
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8olaa/rot_my_guts_my_teeth_my_brain_never_shall_i_be/
1n8nfod
My bestfriend has been in love with me for years, but it never went beyond friendship.
Until I found myself drugged, bruised, cut up, & chained to the DIY installed stripper pole in his basement.
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8nfod/my_bestfriend_has_been_in_love_with_me_for_years/
Eerie_Snow
1,757,022,925
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8nfod/my_bestfriend_has_been_in_love_with_me_for_years/
1n8kg3t
Escorted to Alcatraz, the "heartthrob" criminal grew uneasy as the number of crew voices dropped off through the night.
He gripped the cell bars and smiled at the lyrical voice calling to him, thanking God for fans willing to come rescue him.
18
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8kg3t/escorted_to_alcatraz_the_heartthrob_criminal_grew/
GhostOfLotus
1,757,015,869
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8kg3t/escorted_to_alcatraz_the_heartthrob_criminal_grew/
1n8ifyo
When I followed the trail of bloody handprints, I was expecting to find the body at the end.
I sort of did-along with a pair of cleanly severed, spotless hands, and a corpse with stumps at the wrist.
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8ifyo/when_i_followed_the_trail_of_bloody_handprints_i/
lotuslowes
1,757,011,263
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8ifyo/when_i_followed_the_trail_of_bloody_handprints_i/
1n8adcb
“When I gazed into space and wished that one day I could reach the stars, I felt pure joy."
"But when the stars saw me...heard me... and began dragging me away from Earth, I realized I should have stayed silent.”
22
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8adcb/when_i_gazed_into_space_and_wished_that_one_day_i/
WinterWoodpecker4791
1,756,993,108
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8adcb/when_i_gazed_into_space_and_wished_that_one_day_i/
1n88w9c
"I can't help but feel teeth at the back of my neck."
It wasn't until I got to see the Xray that I realized that they were actually nails coming out of my bones
20
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n88w9c/i_cant_help_but_feel_teeth_at_the_back_of_my_neck/
Funny_Reply542
1,756,989,260
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n88w9c/i_cant_help_but_feel_teeth_at_the_back_of_my_neck/
1n7z6r2
Screaming, my laptop shuts off, erasing my work on my 40,000 word novel.
Losing 10,000 words meant one thing, so I close my eyes, bite down as the skin agonizingly peels off my flesh, letting my muse take what she wanted as sacrifice.
17
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7z6r2/screaming_my_laptop_shuts_off_erasing_my_work_on/
ThaliaDarling
1,756,955,390
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7z6r2/screaming_my_laptop_shuts_off_erasing_my_work_on/
1n7xgsa
[sep25] Earth’s greatest minds abandoned all efforts to decode the alien broadcast when deadly spider attacks began dominating the global news cycle.
By the time we realized that the deep space signal perfectly mimicked the attack patterns in spiders brain waves, we were already losing the war.
16
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7xgsa/sep25_earths_greatest_minds_abandoned_all_efforts/
tasteofhemlock
1,756,950,454
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7xgsa/sep25_earths_greatest_minds_abandoned_all_efforts/
1n7uj85
Knock, knock, knock.
Alone outside in the dead of the night, she felt a chill down her spine as she was just about to unlock the door to her house before hearing voices from inside.
16
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7uj85/knock_knock_knock/
chicken_wing_1819
1,756,942,317
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7uj85/knock_knock_knock/
1n7sy18
My fingers, long since worked to the bone as my skin split and tendons pulled taut as they dried, kept typing.
The devils in my mind wouldn't stop whispering until their book was *done*, after all.
22
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7sy18/my_fingers_long_since_worked_to_the_bone_as_my/
FireRaptor0530
1,756,938,276
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7sy18/my_fingers_long_since_worked_to_the_bone_as_my/
1n7sus5
[SEP25] The boy warned the bullies that his friends from space told him they were coming to help him be rid of their harassment and the bullies just laid it on harder.
A burst of air struck through the sky and smacked the ground behind them, revealing an unnatural figure that rose its finger towards each tormentor causing them to melt into a pool of their own bodily fluids.
12
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7sus5/sep25_the_boy_warned_the_bullies_that_his_friends/
RScommitted
1,756,938,051
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7sus5/sep25_the_boy_warned_the_bullies_that_his_friends/
1n7s9ev
I awake to find myself sitting in a chair in a closed room with a timer in front of me stopped at four minutes
As I move from the chair, the timer counts down but to what I don’t know, so I sit back down and the clock resets to four minutes
23
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7s9ev/i_awake_to_find_myself_sitting_in_a_chair_in_a/
Mediocre-Goal1040
1,756,936,597
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7s9ev/i_awake_to_find_myself_sitting_in_a_chair_in_a/
1n7s3fb
[sep25] When my team and I finally managed to decode the message from space, Earth’s governments convened and voted to meet the broadcast’s demands….
Tomorrow our torture and execution will be beamed towards Proxima Centauri as a show of Earth’s total cooperation.
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7s3fb/sep25_when_my_team_and_i_finally_managed_to/
tasteofhemlock
1,756,936,190
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7s3fb/sep25_when_my_team_and_i_finally_managed_to/
1n7rs07
I didn't feel like playing with my younger brother.
So I made him a paper boat and told him to go sail it in the rainwater running down the road.
16
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7rs07/i_didnt_feel_like_playing_with_my_younger_brother/
Kervinus
1,756,935,437
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7rs07/i_didnt_feel_like_playing_with_my_younger_brother/
1n7r3r5
He couldn’t speak or move, but he knew his wife hadn’t chosen a hospital for the surgery.
When the nurse took him into the operating room, the butcher had just finished unclogging the drain.
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7r3r5/he_couldnt_speak_or_move_but_he_knew_his_wife/
None
1,756,933,817
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7r3r5/he_couldnt_speak_or_move_but_he_knew_his_wife/
1n7p62h
My son has always had unconventional smarts.
I never realized how much so until I saw him on the news ticker with that damned grin on his face.
12
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7p62h/my_son_has_always_had_unconventional_smarts/
Nearby-Common-4608
1,756,929,419
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7p62h/my_son_has_always_had_unconventional_smarts/
1n7l0sx
[SEP25] We recently discovered an abandoned spacecraft with a picture book, some kind of music player, and plaque with a peculiar message that took some time to translate.
"This is the language of those who will soon rule you."
20
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7l0sx/sep25_we_recently_discovered_an_abandoned/
GenericSpider
1,756,920,151
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7l0sx/sep25_we_recently_discovered_an_abandoned/
1n7hn4w
Mine and my husband’s prank war always escalated around Christmas.
It was only 15 minutes after the Grinch burst in and took Amy and her presents he said, ‘wait, that one was you, right?’
18
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7hn4w/mine_and_my_husbands_prank_war_always_escalated/
Original-Loquat3788
1,756,912,731
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7hn4w/mine_and_my_husbands_prank_war_always_escalated/
1n7hmpj
Sometimes an overworked mom needs a break, so I strapped Macy into her carseat with an iPhone and a bag of Jolly Ranchers and drove to the bank.
I think the pathologist was trying to make me feel better when he said even if I hadn’t had the radio turned up loud, I mightn’t have heard she was choking in the back
17
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7hmpj/sometimes_an_overworked_mom_needs_a_break_so_i/
Original-Loquat3788
1,756,912,704
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7hmpj/sometimes_an_overworked_mom_needs_a_break_so_i/
1n7cpm0
Growing up, I was heavily disliked by my peers and struggled with things nobody else seemed to struggle with and could never understand why.
Then one day, I stumbled across a letter my parents sent my old kindergarten, stating I was autistic.
22
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7cpm0/growing_up_i_was_heavily_disliked_by_my_peers_and/
zoezie
1,756,900,416
12
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7cpm0/growing_up_i_was_heavily_disliked_by_my_peers_and/
1n75obd
Nothing is scarier than the feeling of being watched.
But nothing beats the thrill of being the Watcher.
15
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n75obd/nothing_is_scarier_than_the_feeling_of_being/
thrvisionary
1,756,874,677
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n75obd/nothing_is_scarier_than_the_feeling_of_being/
1n71txm
Do not fear, I have been sent by an angel.
Lucifer sends his warmest regards, and will be seeing you momentarily!
15
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n71txm/do_not_fear_i_have_been_sent_by_an_angel/
Cheap_Edge_6557
1,756,863,194
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n71txm/do_not_fear_i_have_been_sent_by_an_angel/
1n71h0v
[SEP25] As I look out the window from the ISS, I suddenly see a yellow strain start to cover the land on Earth.
I rush to the console to try and communicate, but before I can, I hear a raspy voice over the comms in broken english that says, "You're ... the last one."
14
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n71h0v/sep25_as_i_look_out_the_window_from_the_iss_i/
electrovert
1,756,862,193
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n71h0v/sep25_as_i_look_out_the_window_from_the_iss_i/
1n70x1t
How often should I kill off characters in my book?
I'm writing an auto-biography
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n70x1t/how_often_should_i_kill_off_characters_in_my_book/
WesternCow5783
1,756,860,635
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n70x1t/how_often_should_i_kill_off_characters_in_my_book/
1n6z9pn
I know puberty hits everyone differently, but I wish my shadow would stop making obscene gestures when I’m standing still…
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6z9pn/i_know_puberty_hits_everyone_differently_but_i/
Past-Celebration9335
1,756,856,167
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6z9pn/i_know_puberty_hits_everyone_differently_but_i/
1n6xibr
“Surely, the minions can’t be this evil, right?”, thought the townspeople, reassuring themselves.
But, as the Yangtze River ran red with blood on December 14th 1937, it was clear that the minions were relentless in their pursuit to serve “the most despicable man alive”.
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6xibr/surely_the_minions_cant_be_this_evil_right/
Cal_Aesthetics_Club
1,756,851,718
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6xibr/surely_the_minions_cant_be_this_evil_right/
1n6k7q1
“Please, you don’t have to do this,” she whimpers, covered in whelps and bruises.
“Yes I do,” her husband replies, sinking the knife into her attacker’s throat.
17
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6k7q1/please_you_dont_have_to_do_this_she_whimpers/
ForgotToForgive
1,756,821,464
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6k7q1/please_you_dont_have_to_do_this_she_whimpers/
1n6jcpw
My legs started submerging into the quicksand so that I could show another group of tourists how to free yourself.
Little did I know this time something will grab my ankle and start pulling down.
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6jcpw/my_legs_started_submerging_into_the_quicksand_so/
zentner
1,756,819,395
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6jcpw/my_legs_started_submerging_into_the_quicksand_so/
1n6id0j
I didn't like summer because every morning I'd wake up with mosquito bites all over my hands.
But now autumn is finally here and this morning I've discovered a print of human teeth below my elbow.
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6id0j/i_didnt_like_summer_because_every_morning_id_wake/
WheelTasty6049
1,756,816,798
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6id0j/i_didnt_like_summer_because_every_morning_id_wake/
1n6fjrn
"You know it's illegal to eat sentient human beings but I wish I could eat you" I say playfully to my unwilling date bound in my basement
"That's why I'm grateful for the apocalypse" I sneer, my grip on my zombie snare growing looser by the second with each growing growl.
18
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6fjrn/you_know_its_illegal_to_eat_sentient_human_beings/
Far-Following3742
1,756,807,791
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6fjrn/you_know_its_illegal_to_eat_sentient_human_beings/
1n6fac6
Since the doctors weren’t going to help I decided to do it myself.
I put the knife to my testicles and started sawing.
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6fac6/since_the_doctors_werent_going_to_help_i_decided/
99pDesailly
1,756,806,831
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6fac6/since_the_doctors_werent_going_to_help_i_decided/
1n6ceu1
In this city you are announced dead after your body is found.
But in my hometown you are announced dead after you are reported missing.
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6ceu1/in_this_city_you_are_announced_dead_after_your/
New_Construction_111
1,756,795,452
5
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1n6bs8z
This was not the first time I experienced sleep paralysis, and even though I knew it wasn't real I still found it hard to calm down and fall back asleep with that dark, demon-like figure staring at me with empty eyes from barely an arm’s length away.
However, it was only when the morning light revealed the muddy footprints beside my bed that the fear truly gripped my core.
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humppaava
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