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1n6b56v
It gets lonely working in a morgue, but at least the cadavers "enjoy" my company.
I've even seen their eyes move when they think I'm not watching.
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6b56v/it_gets_lonely_working_in_a_morgue_but_at_least/
Milkshaketurtle79
1,756,790,737
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6b56v/it_gets_lonely_working_in_a_morgue_but_at_least/
1n67sz1
I knew grandpa meant well, but I fell I HAD to go looking for the lost rabbit.
"I found it!" I shouted before the rabbit jumped further into the light, revealing antlers.
12
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n67sz1/i_knew_grandpa_meant_well_but_i_fell_i_had_to_go/
Plenty-Net5269
1,756,779,952
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n67sz1/i_knew_grandpa_meant_well_but_i_fell_i_had_to_go/
1n675x4
I very well thought I could hold my own against my interrogators.
Every time I refused to answer their question they send me to the white room where I would endure another thousand years of waiting.
18
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n675x4/i_very_well_thought_i_could_hold_my_own_against/
Ordinary_Lifeguard45
1,756,778,067
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n675x4/i_very_well_thought_i_could_hold_my_own_against/
1n5zhkg
After murdering Megara and their children out of the madness Hera caused him, Hercules began the 12 labors to repent for his misdeeds.
But as he failed to defeat Cerberus and Megara gave him a daunting look, he realized he’d almost gotten off easy.
18
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5zhkg/after_murdering_megara_and_their_children_out_of/
lauren10086
1,756,757,822
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5zhkg/after_murdering_megara_and_their_children_out_of/
1n5z24b
September Writing Contest and August Winners!
# Hey Everybody! Happy September! And if you're in the US, happy Labor Day. The Mod Team has spent some time deliberating, and we've decided to give this month's writing contest a brand new style of prompt-- a writing prompt with a twist that I'm very excited to test! I can't wait to see what you talented folks come...
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5z24b/september_writing_contest_and_august_winners/
tasteofhemlock
1,756,756,806
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5z24b/september_writing_contest_and_august_winners/
1n5t5ie
"Swipe to pay" the cashier says mundanely and I oblige with my baby-
Currency was now valued on years to live and I had just hit the jackpot at my local nursery.
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5t5ie/swipe_to_pay_the_cashier_says_mundanely_and_i/
Far-Following3742
1,756,743,637
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5t5ie/swipe_to_pay_the_cashier_says_mundanely_and_i/
1n5t3wl
"I think someone broke into my house, please send help immediately!"
"Remain calm as help is on the way, don't leave your bedroom no matter what."
15
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5t3wl/i_think_someone_broke_into_my_house_please_send/
Volcanicz_Greninja
1,756,743,540
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5t3wl/i_think_someone_broke_into_my_house_please_send/
1n5t275
The stench of iron filled the classroom air.
The silence only broken by the sounds of ringing and vibrating phones.
20
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5t275/the_stench_of_iron_filled_the_classroom_air/
bwldrmnt
1,756,743,437
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5t275/the_stench_of_iron_filled_the_classroom_air/
1n5six6
As the demons approached, I knew only a circle of salt could protect me from their wrath.
As I frantically searched my kitchen, I realized that while high blood pressure wouldn’t be my downfall, a low-sodium diet would.
17
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5six6/as_the_demons_approached_i_knew_only_a_circle_of/
solipsistnation
1,756,742,267
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5six6/as_the_demons_approached_i_knew_only_a_circle_of/
1n5n6hi
Each day I sleep less than the day before
The same happened to my mom then she stopped sleeping altogether, god I hope it's just anxiety
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5n6hi/each_day_i_sleep_less_than_the_day_before/
surewhatever_dude
1,756,729,193
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5n6hi/each_day_i_sleep_less_than_the_day_before/
1n5m2bh
Well, turns out you become a ghost when you die.
So does every other living organism in the history of the earth, and the earth ran out of space a long time ago.
18
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5m2bh/well_turns_out_you_become_a_ghost_when_you_die/
Gloomy-Holiday8618
1,756,725,693
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5m2bh/well_turns_out_you_become_a_ghost_when_you_die/
1n5hzq0
Last night, my skeleton took a walk around town while I slept.
I wouldn't have minded, except that he didn't do a very good job sewing himself back inside.
12
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5hzq0/last_night_my_skeleton_took_a_walk_around_town/
3_Magpies
1,756,710,566
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5hzq0/last_night_my_skeleton_took_a_walk_around_town/
1n5h47m
I reached behind my bed, struggling to plug my phone charger into the wall outlet.
A hand reached up to help.
22
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5h47m/i_reached_behind_my_bed_struggling_to_plug_my/
3_Magpies
1,756,707,386
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5h47m/i_reached_behind_my_bed_struggling_to_plug_my/
1n5ff02
This sub inspired me to see if one could perform stand-up horror instead of comedy.
I gave it an honest try and I never thought the sound of laughter could hurt so much.
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5ff02/this_sub_inspired_me_to_see_if_one_could_perform/
FungusTheClown
1,756,701,482
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5ff02/this_sub_inspired_me_to_see_if_one_could_perform/
1n5euz7
I ate my twin before I was born.
Unfortunately he was reborn with me.
15
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5euz7/i_ate_my_twin_before_i_was_born/
Hour_Ear5769
1,756,699,679
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5euz7/i_ate_my_twin_before_i_was_born/
1n5e852
I hold him steady with my hand over his mouth as I whisper-yell in his ear, "Shut *up*."
He nods slowly, trying to minimize movement because *neither* of us want to become like the other hanged bodies in the trees.
12
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5e852/i_hold_him_steady_with_my_hand_over_his_mouth_as/
3mmett-kun
1,756,697,677
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5e852/i_hold_him_steady_with_my_hand_over_his_mouth_as/
1n5dx3j
“You know, they say there’s a monster in these woods,” he said as he pulled out his knife.
“Don’t I know it,” she replied as she turned around, smiling with a face full of fangs.
21
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5dx3j/you_know_they_say_theres_a_monster_in_these_woods/
jak8714
1,756,696,688
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5dx3j/you_know_they_say_theres_a_monster_in_these_woods/
1n5c1da
In the space of a few hours, the terrified enemy hit the Earth with a gamma ray burst, a dinosaur killer asteroid, and a roaming black hole, and the sun went supernova.
It would have added insult to injury if the human race had known the enemy was aiming for the cats.
18
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5c1da/in_the_space_of_a_few_hours_the_terrified_enemy/
curiousscribbler
1,756,690,924
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5c1da/in_the_space_of_a_few_hours_the_terrified_enemy/
1n5bp1d
You told me that your greatest fear as a father was to see me die first.
But I hated it when I saw that peaceful smile on your lifeless body, knowing full well the debt collectors won't just leave even after you are gone.
21
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5bp1d/you_told_me_that_your_greatest_fear_as_a_father/
MajinBuko
1,756,689,870
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5bp1d/you_told_me_that_your_greatest_fear_as_a_father/
1n58thv
He was proud to see his daughter’s name on the list of citizens chosen for service.
Then he noticed the list was carved into the wall of the crematorium.
22
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n58thv/he_was_proud_to_see_his_daughters_name_on_the/
Bigenderqueen
1,756,681,474
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n58thv/he_was_proud_to_see_his_daughters_name_on_the/
1n4zzke
Through the window, the pizza delivery driver saw the customer dragging an axe across the floor, leaving deep scratches.
The man opened the door and said, “I’m so glad you came, my last delivery boy didn’t fit in the freezer.”
19
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4zzke/through_the_window_the_pizza_delivery_driver_saw/
AL086
1,756,659,720
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4zzke/through_the_window_the_pizza_delivery_driver_saw/
1n4zsar
I stopped by the bar last night and took a few shots before heading out.
It's been days and they still haven't traced the killings back to me yet.
15
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4zsar/i_stopped_by_the_bar_last_night_and_took_a_few/
Queen-Potatocat
1,756,659,249
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4zsar/i_stopped_by_the_bar_last_night_and_took_a_few/
1n4zomz
My wife hated flies, she would have absolutely despised the hot and humid summer nights we're having...
Or at least that's what I thought, until I saw a bunch of them covering her face and following her body in swarms as it walked down from the graveyard's hill...
18
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4zomz/my_wife_hated_flies_she_would_have_absolutely/
XT83Danieliszekiller
1,756,659,007
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4zomz/my_wife_hated_flies_she_would_have_absolutely/
1n4w159
A wheezing old dictator was drawing his last breaths.
He forced out his final words: 'Fire... the... nukes'
18
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4w159/a_wheezing_old_dictator_was_drawing_his_last/
SelectiveScribbler06
1,756,650,235
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4w159/a_wheezing_old_dictator_was_drawing_his_last/
1n4urnw
I used to enjoy wandering through random pages, reading people’s stories—until I realized the last one was mine.
At that moment, the sounds coming from the corridor broke the silence.
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4urnw/i_used_to_enjoy_wandering_through_random_pages/
Embarrassed_Towel309
1,756,647,005
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4urnw/i_used_to_enjoy_wandering_through_random_pages/
1n4umif
The anthropologist stumbled across the cargo cult deep in the jungle, and they were keen to show him what the sky gods had bestowed.
He found some discarded USAF parachutes, the wheel from a B52, and a 208 liter drum stamped Agent Orange, cracked open and drizzled over the ceremonial cassava he was eating.
15
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4umif/the_anthropologist_stumbled_across_the_cargo_cult/
Original-Loquat3788
1,756,646,633
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4umif/the_anthropologist_stumbled_across_the_cargo_cult/
1n4tl1l
In the Victorian era, people would often have photos taken with their deceased relatives - so called postmortem photography.
Only it was not normal at all to discover, once the photos had been developed, that your dead child decided to grin connivingly at the lens.
19
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4tl1l/in_the_victorian_era_people_would_often_have/
Then_Manner190
1,756,643,788
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4tl1l/in_the_victorian_era_people_would_often_have/
1n4p303
Copying the tip for white teeth I'd seen on line, I scrubbed my teeth with drain cleaner.
By the time the acid had reached the nerves I couldn't even scream from the pain.
21
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4p303/copying_the_tip_for_white_teeth_id_seen_on_line_i/
No_MoreNails
1,756,627,501
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4p303/copying_the_tip_for_white_teeth_id_seen_on_line_i/
1n4hcri
The public pool was empty tonight, every light buzzing faintly against the tiled walls.
Still, something kept swimming just beneath the surface, circling me.
12
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4hcri/the_public_pool_was_empty_tonight_every_light/
RedLineTales
1,756,601,260
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4hcri/the_public_pool_was_empty_tonight_every_light/
1n4h2m9
Once again the full moon rises over the horizon.
For the next 24 hours I must pass as a human, no fur, no claws, and dull senses.
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4h2m9/once_again_the_full_moon_rises_over_the_horizon/
Cowboy_Reaper
1,756,600,407
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4h2m9/once_again_the_full_moon_rises_over_the_horizon/
1n4g7j7
I inhabited the ground floor, but the complex had an elevator, which I never used until the day I left, having enough curiosity to take a trip.
My dermis was not accustomed to such powerful rays, but the dirt and coal dust were more than enough to shield me from the light.
14
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4g7j7/i_inhabited_the_ground_floor_but_the_complex_had/
Two-LippedTulips
1,756,597,882
9
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4g7j7/i_inhabited_the_ground_floor_but_the_complex_had/
1n4egwi
"I want it to rain candy forever!" she cried happily.
Little did she know: her wish was actually about to come true.
17
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4egwi/i_want_it_to_rain_candy_forever_she_cried_happily/
chaitanyathengdi
1,756,592,936
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4egwi/i_want_it_to_rain_candy_forever_she_cried_happily/
1n4dmuc
As a father, it was hard hearing that 2 of the 3 triplets we were expecting didn’t make it.
The doctor said it almost looked as if the umbilical cords were intentionally wrapped around my children’s necks.
19
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4dmuc/as_a_father_it_was_hard_hearing_that_2_of_the_3/
Kodiak-DW
1,756,590,690
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4dmuc/as_a_father_it_was_hard_hearing_that_2_of_the_3/
1n4cyns
Despite planning to kick him out tomorrow, i said good night to my son
When i heard the click of the gun i realised he still hadn‘t forgotten the abuse
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4cyns/despite_planning_to_kick_him_out_tomorrow_i_said/
Complex-Phase-6952
1,756,588,932
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4cyns/despite_planning_to_kick_him_out_tomorrow_i_said/
1n480aq
'Woah this runner's high is incredible!" I thought to myself
As my coordination worsened and my muscles started to slacken, I realised the pin prick I felt earlier on the run may have been more nefarious than I first thought.
12
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n480aq/woah_this_runners_high_is_incredible_i_thought_to/
Then_Manner190
1,756,576,415
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n480aq/woah_this_runners_high_is_incredible_i_thought_to/
1n47y89
"Water is safe to drink."
"please disregard the red filter status light."
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n47y89/water_is_safe_to_drink/
MusicianIll5189
1,756,576,266
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n47y89/water_is_safe_to_drink/
1n47dob
I always hoped to become a mother, even though I've never been pregnant.
But today, my doctor said I had a child inside- with hair, teeth, and eyes in unexpected places.
21
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n47dob/i_always_hoped_to_become_a_mother_even_though_ive/
Alien_Skeleton
1,756,574,855
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n47dob/i_always_hoped_to_become_a_mother_even_though_ive/
1n42855
It looks like the X-ray techs messed up again.
Every X-ray they print out of me is covered in tiny white dots, like rice.
14
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n42855/it_looks_like_the_xray_techs_messed_up_again/
Historical-Pop-9177
1,756,562,097
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n42855/it_looks_like_the_xray_techs_messed_up_again/
1n3tyfg
I asked google for the nearest shooting range
The first 20 results were schools, the next 20 were guides
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3tyfg/i_asked_google_for_the_nearest_shooting_range/
WesternCow5783
1,756,533,095
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3tyfg/i_asked_google_for_the_nearest_shooting_range/
1n3trvc
She waited in the corner, unmoving and unblinking, demanding I guess her name each day.
When I called her *Misery*, she vanished, but now her face stares from every reflection.
18
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3trvc/she_waited_in_the_corner_unmoving_and_unblinking/
lamsar503
1,756,532,447
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3trvc/she_waited_in_the_corner_unmoving_and_unblinking/
1n3tnqp
When the officer pulled over on the dirt road I asked why we were not going to the station.
The man replied "lady i'm not a cop, and i'm about to do society a favor".
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3tnqp/when_the_officer_pulled_over_on_the_dirt_road_i/
Ordinary_Lifeguard45
1,756,532,049
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3tnqp/when_the_officer_pulled_over_on_the_dirt_road_i/
1n3rkyh
As I sat in the library reading with my friend, I couldn't help but be unfocused by their heavy breathing.
"Can you stop that?" I ask, before turning my head and realizing that my friend was no longer the one sitting next to me.
20
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3rkyh/as_i_sat_in_the_library_reading_with_my_friend_i/
Low-Strawberry-8711
1,756,525,028
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3rkyh/as_i_sat_in_the_library_reading_with_my_friend_i/
1n3nl5m
In her father's arms as they explored the abandoned castle, the little girl reached out and whispered, “Mama.”
He shut his eyes, tense, and only opened them again when the air grew warm once more.
23
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3nl5m/in_her_fathers_arms_as_they_explored_the/
GhostOfLotus
1,756,512,873
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3nl5m/in_her_fathers_arms_as_they_explored_the/
1n3lfoz
Even as the tears burned my eyes and sorrow stifled my voice, I promised her I wouldn't forget her while she was away, her smile broadening as she teased me for being upset.
As she waved fair well, smiling sweetly and blowing a playful kiss as she boarded the bus, I could only barely manage to choke out the words "Play it again, Alexa."
18
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3lfoz/even_as_the_tears_burned_my_eyes_and_sorrow/
-SpanishBiscuit
1,756,507,068
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3lfoz/even_as_the_tears_burned_my_eyes_and_sorrow/
1n3l5bh
"They're to be split evenly", the surgeon said as he prepared his blade.
The two younger kids started screaming in fear as he began cutting into their older sister
19
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3l5bh/theyre_to_be_split_evenly_the_surgeon_said_as_he/
SilverDust02
1,756,506,335
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3l5bh/theyre_to_be_split_evenly_the_surgeon_said_as_he/
1n3kymq
My stroke left me without control of my left arm.
I’m not sure what currently has control, but it won’t stop trying to reach for sharp objects when I’m with people…
14
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3kymq/my_stroke_left_me_without_control_of_my_left_arm/
Past-Celebration9335
1,756,505,856
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3kymq/my_stroke_left_me_without_control_of_my_left_arm/
1n3gwsi
The pathway to heaven was exactly as I expected, if not a bit quiet.
Thinking about it, I should have realised something was wrong before seeing the dusty “NO VACANCY” sign hanging on the once-pearly gates.
22
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3gwsi/the_pathway_to_heaven_was_exactly_as_i_expected/
Phoebus_Apollo_30
1,756,495,951
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3gwsi/the_pathway_to_heaven_was_exactly_as_i_expected/
1n39161
My cat keeps staring at one of my walls all day
Didn't know the corpse stench could get through
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n39161/my_cat_keeps_staring_at_one_of_my_walls_all_day/
surewhatever_dude
1,756,477,900
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n39161/my_cat_keeps_staring_at_one_of_my_walls_all_day/
1n3414m
That special sticky red sauce they drizzle on ice cream cones where I come from is called monkey’s blood
I thought it was just a name and then one day I pulled over an ice cream man for speeding and saw the phlebotimised gorilla in his freezer
14
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3414m/that_special_sticky_red_sauce_they_drizzle_on_ice/
Original-Loquat3788
1,756,464,288
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3414m/that_special_sticky_red_sauce_they_drizzle_on_ice/
1n32a3g
It’s been over half an hour and my son *still* hasn’t returned from playing in the water!
The last thing he told me was something about playing in the “Minecraft water”, whatever that means.
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n32a3g/its_been_over_half_an_hour_and_my_son_still_hasnt/
StarKissedThrowaway
1,756,457,970
16
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n32a3g/its_been_over_half_an_hour_and_my_son_still_hasnt/
1n30dd1
As I buttoned up my shirt, I apologised to my partner for what I did as his beauty was almost impossible to find.
After putting him back into his cage, I locked up my veterinary clinic.
14
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n30dd1/as_i_buttoned_up_my_shirt_i_apologised_to_my/
Nessieinternational
1,756,450,466
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n30dd1/as_i_buttoned_up_my_shirt_i_apologised_to_my/
1n2zsxz
I cringed as I pinched the hair I felt on my tongue and pulled it out.
I looked down to see the long leg of a writhing spider trapped between my fingers, and felt another tickle deep in my throat.
17
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2zsxz/i_cringed_as_i_pinched_the_hair_i_felt_on_my/
WordyV
1,756,448,343
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2zsxz/i_cringed_as_i_pinched_the_hair_i_felt_on_my/
1n2vkwj
“My love, it’s time for dinner!” she called from upstairs.
I stood there chained to the support beam in the basement with my arms tied behind my back, horror setting in as I heard an unearthly hiss in the shadow across the room.
12
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2vkwj/my_love_its_time_for_dinner_she_called_from/
ParagonPhotoshop
1,756,434,512
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2vkwj/my_love_its_time_for_dinner_she_called_from/
1n2txgb
The sound of a melodic voice filled the room with a song that could sway any man’s heart.
The only other sound was the frantic splashing of the child in the bath.
12
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2txgb/the_sound_of_a_melodic_voice_filled_the_room_with/
Xelldom
1,756,429,829
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2txgb/the_sound_of_a_melodic_voice_filled_the_room_with/
1n2r0ze
As a physicist, you could imagine my excitement when I hovered in the air as a redemption for a previous failed attempt.
Then the police showed up and pulled out a clipboard with my info, “***Was*** an attempt survivor,” they called me as they looked at the dangling body.
14
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2r0ze/as_a_physicist_you_could_imagine_my_excitement/
Corrupteddit955
1,756,421,975
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2r0ze/as_a_physicist_you_could_imagine_my_excitement/
1n2pcs6
I smelled something awful while I was trying to light my fireplace, but I was too tired to check it out.
But as soon as I lit my fire and was consumed by flames then darkness, I realized I should've checked out that smell.
16
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2pcs6/i_smelled_something_awful_while_i_was_trying_to/
Living-Wing-273
1,756,417,741
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2pcs6/i_smelled_something_awful_while_i_was_trying_to/
1n2l7ks
I was recently part of an experiment with 5 others as we were used as a conduit to talk to scientists dead son.
After we left with pay I had a vague dream of me choking as that same scientist held an empty vial.
22
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2l7ks/i_was_recently_part_of_an_experiment_with_5/
DBZKING13
1,756,408,045
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2l7ks/i_was_recently_part_of_an_experiment_with_5/
1n2im56
I’m not sure if I should rip out some teeth or cut it into a better fitting shape.
Don’t you ever notice how uncomfortable your tongue feels in your mouth?
18
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2im56/im_not_sure_if_i_should_rip_out_some_teeth_or_cut/
LevelQx
1,756,402,168
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2im56/im_not_sure_if_i_should_rip_out_some_teeth_or_cut/
1n2ertt
My grandmother used to tell me that "if your left palm itched you were getting money" but she never told me about the right palm itching...
I found out today, as my ex-held a 12 gauge to my chin...
19
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2ertt/my_grandmother_used_to_tell_me_that_if_your_left/
IAmJackieChun
1,756,393,562
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2ertt/my_grandmother_used_to_tell_me_that_if_your_left/
1n2awn9
Uncomfortable with the painting of the creepy man staring at her, the woman rolled over in bed to face the wall.
When she woke up at dusk with a pain in her stomach, the canvas was blank and tests later confirmed she was pregnant.
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2awn9/uncomfortable_with_the_painting_of_the_creepy_man/
Nessieinternational
1,756,384,147
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2awn9/uncomfortable_with_the_painting_of_the_creepy_man/
1n28bwn
“Finally I’ve perfected a potion that will allow me to shift into anyone’s form using their DNA!”
As I drank the potion I brewed using my best friends DNA my appearance shifted into a horrible monster.
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n28bwn/finally_ive_perfected_a_potion_that_will_allow_me/
SoftwareFew9242
1,756,376,017
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n28bwn/finally_ive_perfected_a_potion_that_will_allow_me/
1n289ql
I have this strange ability where I can see the world as it will be in 1 day.
When I woke up today all I saw were lifeless bodies scattered across the neighbourhood.
17
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n289ql/i_have_this_strange_ability_where_i_can_see_the/
SoftwareFew9242
1,756,375,799
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n289ql/i_have_this_strange_ability_where_i_can_see_the/
1n2551r
The comforting red shifted light of distant galaxies, our proof of an ever-expanding universe, had always been a lullaby for humanity.
But last night those beautiful lights all shifted blue.
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2551r/the_comforting_red_shifted_light_of_distant/
LiarWithinAll
1,756,363,671
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2551r/the_comforting_red_shifted_light_of_distant/
1n23t5k
After 20 years of radioactive exposure the humble screw worm fly has ceased laying its eggs in open wounds.
It prefers eyes now.
21
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n23t5k/after_20_years_of_radioactive_exposure_the_humble/
bookseer
1,756,358,688
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n23t5k/after_20_years_of_radioactive_exposure_the_humble/
1n23lh8
I called customer support to complain about being recorded on the new bus line by the driver.
However, they said that bus line doesn’t exist, and they haven’t added any new lines for years.
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n23lh8/i_called_customer_support_to_complain_about_being/
Plutonic_Salad
1,756,357,910
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n23lh8/i_called_customer_support_to_complain_about_being/
1n218q9
Speaking of ancient monuments, archaeologists could never determine the origin of that one gigantic statue of a hand half-buried at the foot of a mountain.
One day, a finger twitched.
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n218q9/speaking_of_ancient_monuments_archaeologists/
GooseDeep1762
1,756,350,304
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n218q9/speaking_of_ancient_monuments_archaeologists/
1n1z4k1
“How’s the weather down there,” I laughed, joking harmlessly.
But the woman could only answer with muffled screams as I listened from above the freshly filled grave.
14
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1z4k1/hows_the_weather_down_there_i_laughed_joking/
Its_me_KB_
1,756,344,156
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1z4k1/hows_the_weather_down_there_i_laughed_joking/
1n1yytx
"Ew!" she exclaimed as the girl smacked a spider mid-bite on her arm.
With it thoroughly squished into mush, there was no way for the girl to know it had been a black widow.
24
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1yytx/ew_she_exclaimed_as_the_girl_smacked_a_spider/
Paranoctis
1,756,343,722
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1yytx/ew_she_exclaimed_as_the_girl_smacked_a_spider/
1n1yobx
She had the most beautiful green eyes I’ve ever seen.
Glad I had a jar of formaldehyde on hand.
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1yobx/she_had_the_most_beautiful_green_eyes_ive_ever/
Xelldom
1,756,342,913
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1yobx/she_had_the_most_beautiful_green_eyes_ive_ever/
1n1v29m
I was already furious the day my state passed a heartbeat bill, but when my pregnant, devoutly religious coworker stole my lunch yet again, it pushed me over the edge.
When she had a miscarriage in the office restroom later that week, I kindly offered to dispose of the remains.
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1v29m/i_was_already_furious_the_day_my_state_passed_a/
pixieduststew
1,756,333,291
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1v29m/i_was_already_furious_the_day_my_state_passed_a/
1n1qlmq
I fell asleep easily, tucked in nice and cozy.
I didnt think the venom would work this fast, the giant spider only bit me a couple of seconds before beginnng to build webs around my limp body.
20
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1qlmq/i_fell_asleep_easily_tucked_in_nice_and_cozy/
biscuit_bonanza_
1,756,322,847
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1qlmq/i_fell_asleep_easily_tucked_in_nice_and_cozy/
1n1g7gy
I figured out that I must be in the middle of a nightmare, since I would never do that to my own family.
Sitting at the table, looking at the blood splattered everywhere, I glanced at the newspaper in front of me and realized I could read it perfectly.
19
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1g7gy/i_figured_out_that_i_must_be_in_the_middle_of_a/
Time-Permission-1930
1,756,299,172
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1g7gy/i_figured_out_that_i_must_be_in_the_middle_of_a/
1n1f87t
I look out at my dark and empty yard from my warm and bright window.
I realize those aren't MY eyes staring back at me.
14
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1f87t/i_look_out_at_my_dark_and_empty_yard_from_my_warm/
Liedolfr
1,756,296,494
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1f87t/i_look_out_at_my_dark_and_empty_yard_from_my_warm/
1n1edep
When I woke up to shadow in the corner of my room, I automatically assumed it was more sleep paralysis.
When I heard the growling of my dog, though, I realized that he could see it, too.
17
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1edep/when_i_woke_up_to_shadow_in_the_corner_of_my_room/
MyNamesRIOT
1,756,293,919
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1edep/when_i_woke_up_to_shadow_in_the_corner_of_my_room/
1n1cm5p
I had a nightmare, where my skin peeled off and crawled away
That day i was upset, because i had to quickly find new skin, before current one starts to rot
23
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1cm5p/i_had_a_nightmare_where_my_skin_peeled_off_and/
Schwulerwald
1,756,287,980
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1cm5p/i_had_a_nightmare_where_my_skin_peeled_off_and/
1n1bely
She stayed by the picnic table, silently observing the group of children taking turns at a pinata tied to a tree.
One boy landed a solid hit, producing a satisfying crunch from the decapitated torso.
18
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1bely/she_stayed_by_the_picnic_table_silently_observing/
GooseDeep1762
1,756,283,214
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1bely/she_stayed_by_the_picnic_table_silently_observing/
1n14y4n
"Pain can be pleasurable if you want it to be," the man told his girlfriend.
His words didn't make the cigarette burns hurt any less.
22
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n14y4n/pain_can_be_pleasurable_if_you_want_it_to_be_the/
frostytyler
1,756,260,865
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n14y4n/pain_can_be_pleasurable_if_you_want_it_to_be_the/
1n14dml
I saw the American soldiers rescuing us from the terrorists holding us hostage!
After they got a couple VIPs escorted out, I suddenly noticed them all disabling cameras, and preparing, not for the terrorists counter attack, but they were preparing to frame a massacre.
22
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n14dml/i_saw_the_american_soldiers_rescuing_us_from_the/
ConfidentLab276
1,756,259,252
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n14dml/i_saw_the_american_soldiers_rescuing_us_from_the/
1n12mzg
"I can't find what's stuck!" She sighed in exasperation.
"Just keep feeling in there " he said blankly before flipping the garbage disposal switch on
14
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n12mzg/i_cant_find_whats_stuck_she_sighed_in_exasperation/
genesissoma
1,756,254,361
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n12mzg/i_cant_find_whats_stuck_she_sighed_in_exasperation/
1n125fg
"They are so inseparable," I say in awe as I see the campus couple cross the street.
I realized that was the last time I saw them alive as I watch the news in horror "Teenage Couple Found Dead, Bodies Sewn Together."
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n125fg/they_are_so_inseparable_i_say_in_awe_as_i_see_the/
yesizme
1,756,253,016
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n125fg/they_are_so_inseparable_i_say_in_awe_as_i_see_the/
1n0zv0m
Attempt 31: it is currently 5:42:19 P.M. EST outside of my new house on West Maple st.
after walking inside yet again, I can confirm that it is currently 5:40:38 P.M. EST inside of my new house on West Maple st.
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0zv0m/attempt_31_it_is_currently_54219_pm_est_outside/
Alone_Clue_5392
1,756,247,063
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0zv0m/attempt_31_it_is_currently_54219_pm_est_outside/
1n0yp48
“Run, hide, sneak away” the children giggled, singing in whispers as their teacher tried hurry them and shush the rhyme they practiced.
“Gunman isn’t here to play.”
14
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0yp48/run_hide_sneak_away_the_children_giggled_singing/
Aether-Paradise
1,756,244,236
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0yp48/run_hide_sneak_away_the_children_giggled_singing/
1n0ybmt
I saw someone in my dreams that I had never seen before in my life, smiling at me from a balcony on a building simply called "Hotel 9."
13 days later, the news would report his death after he fell from the balcony of a nearby resort, only 9 miles away from my house.
23
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0ybmt/i_saw_someone_in_my_dreams_that_i_had_never_seen/
InvestigatorNo3850
1,756,243,342
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0ybmt/i_saw_someone_in_my_dreams_that_i_had_never_seen/
1n0wd9u
Then i saw her face, now i'm a believer
Atleast, what you could call a face between the millions of abstract rings, the eyes, the wings and the undiscribeable voice saying "be not afraid"
21
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0wd9u/then_i_saw_her_face_now_im_a_believer/
gaming_dragon23
1,756,238,852
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0wd9u/then_i_saw_her_face_now_im_a_believer/
1n0oim4
I keep staring at the water inside the well, but the bubbles keep rising, as if whatever is down there is refusing to leave.
It’s day three, and I can’t bear the dread — the body in the well still breathes
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0oim4/i_keep_staring_at_the_water_inside_the_well_but/
Male_Lead
1,756,221,135
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0oim4/i_keep_staring_at_the_water_inside_the_well_but/
1n0jpbe
i cry as my daughter is taken away from me after losing the battle for her custody
whatever, with a body like hers she wouldn’t sell for a lot anyway i’ll just make another
17
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0jpbe/i_cry_as_my_daughter_is_taken_away_from_me_after/
Merrymuncher
1,756,209,120
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0jpbe/i_cry_as_my_daughter_is_taken_away_from_me_after/
1n0iad1
I jolted awake from anightmare where something was burrowing into my ear.
We saw the spots of blood on our pillow and went back to sleep.
17
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0iad1/i_jolted_awake_from_anightmare_where_something/
BrokenDoveFlies
1,756,204,597
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0iad1/i_jolted_awake_from_anightmare_where_something/
1n0czxl
You reach for your phone to check the time
But the lock screen shows a live video of you sleeping except the figure in the bed blinks, sits up, and waves at you from inside your own covers.
15
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0czxl/you_reach_for_your_phone_to_check_the_time/
reddit_horror-26
1,756,184,398
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0czxl/you_reach_for_your_phone_to_check_the_time/
1n09i0i
After hearing on the news that hikers continued going missing in my area, I went to the bathroom to vomit.
My hands shake and a few tears leak from my eyes as I spot a small chunk of flesh sitting in the sink, I thought I had better self control.
22
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n09i0i/after_hearing_on_the_news_that_hikers_continued/
Dry_Canary2401
1,756,173,518
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n09i0i/after_hearing_on_the_news_that_hikers_continued/
1n092td
Oh boy, I sure do love being a leafi!
“Hello” said the nefarious caterpillar.
21
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n092td/oh_boy_i_sure_do_love_being_a_leafi/
iamahumanbeingorami
1,756,172,339
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n092td/oh_boy_i_sure_do_love_being_a_leafi/
1n0412p
(New to this) "This fancy dish has such an odd taste and interesting texture."
Just as I said this, the cook ran out of the kitchen with blood pouring from where his fingers should be and screamed "don't eat the hors d'oeuvres!"
14
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0412p/new_to_this_this_fancy_dish_has_such_an_odd_taste/
Shymaiden
1,756,159,096
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0412p/new_to_this_this_fancy_dish_has_such_an_odd_taste/
1n03ga6
The children spent all afternoon diving into the giant bin of corn, squealing as they threw it at each other.
It wasn't until they were called in for dinner that they realized they hadn't seen or heard their youngest brother for at least an hour.
14
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n03ga6/the_children_spent_all_afternoon_diving_into_the/
FreckleHead451
1,756,157,731
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n03ga6/the_children_spent_all_afternoon_diving_into_the/
1n00r2s
Jason knows there are things that haunt the vast darkness between stars.
As he finishes his grisly task, he takes comfort in the fact that his family will never see them now.
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n00r2s/jason_knows_there_are_things_that_haunt_the_vast/
failed_novelty
1,756,151,592
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n00r2s/jason_knows_there_are_things_that_haunt_the_vast/
1mzsxmd
"If you hear your name, please stand up and leave the room," he said.
Outside, once the people were escorted out, I could hear cars driving away.
15
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzsxmd/if_you_hear_your_name_please_stand_up_and_leave/
spacedollars
1,756,134,242
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzsxmd/if_you_hear_your_name_please_stand_up_and_leave/
1mzrcqd
Mark had finally gotten the device to feel what his partner was feeling.
Looking forwards to tomorrow's hot night, he couldn't shake this feeling of deep guilt, almost as if he had killed someone.
18
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzrcqd/mark_had_finally_gotten_the_device_to_feel_what/
martisio054
1,756,130,579
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzrcqd/mark_had_finally_gotten_the_device_to_feel_what/
1mzq1mi
Seeing a strange hooded figure approaching with something in his hand, the girl dialed 911.
"Another prank call" the operator said after hanging up the silent phone.
12
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzq1mi/seeing_a_strange_hooded_figure_approaching_with/
StatisticianLow2262
1,756,127,348
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzq1mi/seeing_a_strange_hooded_figure_approaching_with/
1mziowm
[AUG25] I found my childhood diary under the bed, though I burned it years ago.
Curious, I opened it, only to see that the last entry is dated tomorrow, and it describes my death in graphic detail.
13
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mziowm/aug25_i_found_my_childhood_diary_under_the_bed/
alienonymous2
1,756,101,912
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mziowm/aug25_i_found_my_childhood_diary_under_the_bed/
1mzgsby
"Daddy, I heard a voice in the walls, asking for help."
My body trembles in fear as I already anticipate being beaten by her dad because I made a noise.
11
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzgsby/daddy_i_heard_a_voice_in_the_walls_asking_for_help/
yesizme
1,756,095,222
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzgsby/daddy_i_heard_a_voice_in_the_walls_asking_for_help/
1mzeyqe
the car thief looks around before climbing into the open window of a nice looking suv.
the mimic licks its grille, eagerly awaits its unsuspecting meal.
16
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The Hypnotist smiled, certain Grace was under.
"Who am I speaking to now?" he asked, and this time, Grace's voice came from the ceiling, low and wet, whispering, "Look up."
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