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1mz9spq | I was playing a game with my bro and decided to take a selfie with him after he carried our team, despite the questionable way he was holding the controller. | It wasn't until seeing he wasn't in the picture that I remembered I forgot to take my medication, although the controller was still on camera hovering next to me. | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz9spq/i_was_playing_a_game_with_my_bro_and_decided_to/ | InvestigatorNo3850 | 1,756,075,185 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz9spq/i_was_playing_a_game_with_my_bro_and_decided_to/ |
1mz9nna | My mom thought she was doing the world a favor when she signed me up as an organ doner without confronting me. | My eyes opened to the overhead light while in the middle of the surgery, the blade slowly going through the nerves of my hand. | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz9nna/my_mom_thought_she_was_doing_the_world_a_favor/ | InvestigatorNo3850 | 1,756,074,827 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz9nna/my_mom_thought_she_was_doing_the_world_a_favor/ |
1mz9n8l | I feel a deep, gnawing hunger that nothing can satisfy. | It's gotten so bad that I've started chewing my wnn fngers, nd the hrofyng prt is, f once, i fnd smtgh tht sates m e | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz9n8l/i_feel_a_deep_gnawing_hunger_that_nothing_can/ | Fit-Tower2734 | 1,756,074,799 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz9n8l/i_feel_a_deep_gnawing_hunger_that_nothing_can/ |
1mz99eg | I didn't really get the thrill I was expecting from setting the house on fire. | But seeing that man banging against the windows, begging for help, sure does make me giggle. | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz99eg/i_didnt_really_get_the_thrill_i_was_expecting/ | ThePhantomLantern | 1,756,073,839 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz99eg/i_didnt_really_get_the_thrill_i_was_expecting/ |
1mz8xox | I was the only lifeguard on duty when the whistle blew from the empty tower. | The sound didn’t stop until I climbed up and saw my own body floating in the pool below. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz8xox/i_was_the_only_lifeguard_on_duty_when_the_whistle/ | abalonetea | 1,756,073,050 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz8xox/i_was_the_only_lifeguard_on_duty_when_the_whistle/ |
1mz8h52 | I normally like the dark, but I don't know how much time we have left. | The sun hasn't been in the sky for the last six minutes. | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz8h52/i_normally_like_the_dark_but_i_dont_know_how_much/ | MitchellNamedJordan | 1,756,071,917 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz8h52/i_normally_like_the_dark_but_i_dont_know_how_much/ |
1mz7wng | She held the flashlight steady, its beam fixed on the dead boy’s face, eyes dull and lifeless. | Then, with a soft click, his pupils shrank to the light. | 25 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz7wng/she_held_the_flashlight_steady_its_beam_fixed_on/ | 604Ranchan | 1,756,070,526 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz7wng/she_held_the_flashlight_steady_its_beam_fixed_on/ |
1mz6x8s | “Dear future me, did we become a famous digital artist?” I wrote beside a monster sketch and sealed the letter in the future-mailbox. | Within seconds, the box shook violently, spitting out torn, bloodstained letters from people all over the world. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz6x8s/dear_future_me_did_we_become_a_famous_digital/ | GhostOfLotus | 1,756,068,219 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz6x8s/dear_future_me_did_we_become_a_famous_digital/ |
1n8gjok | After living for years in the woods, I personally choose the man over the bear. | Their organs are more profitable on the dark web. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8gjok/after_living_for_years_in_the_woods_i_personally/ | nightrain13 | 1,757,006,939 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8gjok/after_living_for_years_in_the_woods_i_personally/ |
1n8965o | [Sep25] the signal had been coming for decades, threats of colonisation, destruction of ecospheres to adapt to them, and now they've landed | As they leave their ship, the first thing we see are the eyes that hide behind them a sick bloodlust, just what these earthlings are capable of is horror to imagine. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8965o/sep25_the_signal_had_been_coming_for_decades/ | MafiaCub | 1,756,990,007 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8965o/sep25_the_signal_had_been_coming_for_decades/ |
1n89nai | The day looped, right to where it started, as it would do so everytime I died | If only I discovered this ability before laying on my death bed | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n89nai/the_day_looped_right_to_where_it_started_as_it/ | Lazar131 | 1,756,991,246 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n89nai/the_day_looped_right_to_where_it_started_as_it/ |
17e39nq | [PLEASE READ] Sh!tposts, permabans, and literally 1984. | This is all dumb.
For the past several months, the sub has experienced a flood of intentionally poor quality stories in an effort to get onto parody subs and TikToks. We've historically hit you with a strike (🔴) and if you received three, you were permabanned (check out the [wiki](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenc... | 467 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/17e39nq/please_read_shtposts_permabans_and_literally_1984/ | MintClicker | 1,698,008,656 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/17e39nq/please_read_shtposts_permabans_and_literally_1984/ |
1nb085w | The bullet struck through the windshield and hit my chest. | Warmth wet my shirt as I look to my arm still attached; but not moving. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb085w/the_bullet_struck_through_the_windshield_and_hit/ | Jfuentes6 | 1,757,268,347 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nb085w/the_bullet_struck_through_the_windshield_and_hit/ |
1nawz10 | My first spelunking experience is going smoother than expected: it's been wet but movable, and with plenty of air to go around! | I think I'm close to the end because it feels like it's been guiding me in the moment I entered Cueva Boca! | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nawz10/my_first_spelunking_experience_is_going_smoother/ | Amused_Nightowl | 1,757,260,821 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nawz10/my_first_spelunking_experience_is_going_smoother/ |
1naqgx1 | The Exterminator | I spent my whole adult life spraying buildings for timber pests.
I died, and when I finally got to the front of the queue, there was a giant woodworm with a clipboard waiting for me. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naqgx1/the_exterminator/ | Amplidyne | 1,757,243,457 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1naqgx1/the_exterminator/ |
1n8vn5t | I looked out and saw the familiar stars on day 36 of the space mission. | On day 37, I looked out, and saw nothing. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8vn5t/i_looked_out_and_saw_the_familiar_stars_on_day_36/ | AdvancedSkill931 | 1,757,046,008 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8vn5t/i_looked_out_and_saw_the_familiar_stars_on_day_36/ |
1n89dhp | [SEP25] Today, mankind received a message from ‘The Observers’: “Our eyes have been watching you but today we will be closing them.” | People watched as every star in the sky vanished. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n89dhp/sep25_today_mankind_received_a_message_from_the/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,990,547 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n89dhp/sep25_today_mankind_received_a_message_from_the/ |
1n6w2nj | As she saw the body being risen out of the water, zip ties on the wrists, she instinctively looked down. That's when she noticed the same ties on her own wrists. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6w2nj/as_she_saw_the_body_being_risen_out_of_the_water/ | AJLister89 | 1,756,848,236 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6w2nj/as_she_saw_the_body_being_risen_out_of_the_water/ | |
1n6b03x | My sense of smell was always excellent, nothing compared to it | That's why I couldn't help but vomit when I smelled the aroma of my younger sister in the hamburgers my mother had just served. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6b03x/my_sense_of_smell_was_always_excellent_nothing/ | Nohappycorp-- | 1,756,790,233 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6b03x/my_sense_of_smell_was_always_excellent_nothing/ |
1n61yrs | [SEP25] Staring up at the night sky, spending hours trying to count each one, they eventually dissolved into the light of the rising sun. | They offered me hope that maybe someone or something out there could hear my cries, as there was a far greater chance of a rescue from space, than from a random boat ever passing by. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n61yrs/sep25_staring_up_at_the_night_sky_spending_hours/ | TakingYourHand | 1,756,763,701 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n61yrs/sep25_staring_up_at_the_night_sky_spending_hours/ |
1n3g8gd | I feel them cutting into my skin | As a man doing the autopsy, finally realizes I’m alive | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3g8gd/i_feel_them_cutting_into_my_skin/ | billytheeye | 1,756,494,335 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3g8gd/i_feel_them_cutting_into_my_skin/ |
1n2tz9b | We had hiked for hours, unsure how we could still not had made it to the campsite. | All my questions were answered though when I noticed one of the trees move. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2tz9b/we_had_hiked_for_hours_unsure_how_we_could_still/ | Xelldom | 1,756,429,971 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2tz9b/we_had_hiked_for_hours_unsure_how_we_could_still/ |
1n1xpu8 | Every novel I write will come true. | I'm Stephen King. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1xpu8/every_novel_i_write_will_come_true/ | Jaded_Scar_7732 | 1,756,340,243 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1xpu8/every_novel_i_write_will_come_true/ |
1buzb8b | After my sister's miscarriage, my husband tearfully confessed that he was the father. | But if I hadn't already known that, why would I have switched her latest antidepressants with morning after pills in the first place? | 701 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1buzb8b/after_my_sisters_miscarriage_my_husband_tearfully/ | kfallsb | 1,712,167,012 | 81 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1buzb8b/after_my_sisters_miscarriage_my_husband_tearfully/ |
1iv36ud | The flight attendant didn't regret kicking the almost 400 lb. woman off the plane and laughing at her saying to "lose the weight". | As the woman sits at her dinner table looking at the now bloated flight attendant she smiles as she says, "eat up now, got to make sure your all fattened up for dinner". | 356 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1iv36ud/the_flight_attendant_didnt_regret_kicking_the/ | DBZKING13 | 1,740,175,703 | 43 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1iv36ud/the_flight_attendant_didnt_regret_kicking_the/ |
1itk9vh | “Mmfg!” | It was no use trying to comfort my terrified daughter with our mouths and intestines genetically fused together. | 42 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1itk9vh/mmfg/ | Equal-Bodybuilder-85 | 1,740,008,439 | 19 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1itk9vh/mmfg/ |
1ctsfhr | [may24] The study concluded that our newest popular food product, "Mr. Beppo's Bep-tastic baby formula 2", was increasing the risk of cancer in pregnant women by 300% when consumed, and recommended a complete recall. | I stuffed the study results into the shredder, making sure that nothing would upset the current bull market. | 387 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ctsfhr/may24_the_study_concluded_that_our_newest_popular/ | Weirdo_writer | 1,715,906,218 | 52 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ctsfhr/may24_the_study_concluded_that_our_newest_popular/ |
1177pa0 | “We’ve been hurt and cheated on so much in our lives I’m thrilled I found a way to work things out for the both of us”. | The newly wed groom looked in horror and disgust at her ex’s erect penis and his ex’s breasts stitched upon her overly oiled nude body. | 513 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1177pa0/weve_been_hurt_and_cheated_on_so_much_in_our/ | RefrigeratorDry495 | 1,676,902,512 | 104 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1177pa0/weve_been_hurt_and_cheated_on_so_much_in_our/ |
1bqzjma | My husband told me he had picked up our 3-month old son from his aunties house. | It wasn’t until 9 days late when I found my son’s decomposing body in the centre console of our car that I realised my husband was drunk the night he picked up our son. | 27 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1bqzjma/my_husband_told_me_he_had_picked_up_our_3month/ | Such-Fold-1607 | 1,711,746,880 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1bqzjma/my_husband_told_me_he_had_picked_up_our_3month/ |
1fellqi | After weeks of someone helping themselves to my office lunch, I decided to poison it. | Yet only when I noticed the next day that my meal was missing altogether, did I truly realize how difficult it was to get work done during my paternity leave. | 120 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fellqi/after_weeks_of_someone_helping_themselves_to_my/ | Zeukah | 1,726,089,875 | 50 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fellqi/after_weeks_of_someone_helping_themselves_to_my/ |
1mzf09s | the audience clap once the magician sew the muffled woman in half, takes a bow and exits stage. | it wasn’t until the assistant grows silent as her blood drip out from the box and the real magician races to the stage the audience realize what has happened. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzf09s/the_audience_clap_once_the_magician_sew_the/ | stickfigurescalamity | 1,756,089,626 | 22 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzf09s/the_audience_clap_once_the_magician_sew_the/ |
1gf4l29 | I always told my friend to keep her GPS tracker on and to text me “bluebird” if a date wasn’t going well, so when I got that text I immediately drove to her location. | I got there just in time to hold her while she gasped her last breaths as the police arrived and promptly arrested me for her murder. | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1gf4l29/i_always_told_my_friend_to_keep_her_gps_tracker/ | Responsible-Bat5698 | 1,730,233,643 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1gf4l29/i_always_told_my_friend_to_keep_her_gps_tracker/ |
1g47rg0 | They say that our world is a GIANT reality tv.. | But i dont believe in that stuff!
But sometimes people at my work kept avoiding me and being weird around me wearing studio outfits??? | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1g47rg0/they_say_that_our_world_is_a_giant_reality_tv/ | Economy_Evening_251 | 1,728,999,027 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1g47rg0/they_say_that_our_world_is_a_giant_reality_tv/ |
1jhtumj | "Go get my baby right now!" Princess Sheila shouted. | Unaware her insistence that commands be followed without question, and her recent adoption of a valley girl accent that made her E's sound like U's were currently conspiring against her. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1jhtumj/go_get_my_baby_right_now_princess_sheila_shouted/ | thelivefive | 1,742,714,864 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1jhtumj/go_get_my_baby_right_now_princess_sheila_shouted/ |
18i4bjs | After 20 years the man who killed my daughter passed away in prison, having never revealed where he had hid her body | That was the day I realized she wasn’t buried alone | 21 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/18i4bjs/after_20_years_the_man_who_killed_my_daughter/ | TerraBay | 1,702,543,520 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/18i4bjs/after_20_years_the_man_who_killed_my_daughter/ |
1gre1as | The surgeon looked at the chart that required the patient to have his left arm amputated due to bone cancer. | One secret the surgeon never told anyone was that he is dyslexic. | 24 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1gre1as/the_surgeon_looked_at_the_chart_that_required_the/ | strik3r2k8 | 1,731,615,158 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1gre1as/the_surgeon_looked_at_the_chart_that_required_the/ |
1kde8uk | [MAY25] "Can I have that in a sentence, please," the child asked. | "Of course," the teacher replied "'Moist' is a word your grandparents would use to describe the weather." | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1kde8uk/may25_can_i_have_that_in_a_sentence_please_the/ | singwhatyoucantsay | 1,746,226,324 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1kde8uk/may25_can_i_have_that_in_a_sentence_please_the/ |
1luqd4g | I’ve got a girl dangling over an acid bath, and you get to choose if she lives. | Every upvote drops her lower, every downvote pulls her back — choose wisely, Internet. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1luqd4g/ive_got_a_girl_dangling_over_an_acid_bath_and_you/ | LevelQx | 1,751,985,757 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1luqd4g/ive_got_a_girl_dangling_over_an_acid_bath_and_you/ |
1lncejj | As I put my gun to the old man's head I screamed, "Should I kill you now or wait?" | "Son, you're almost 18; you don't have to wait anymore." | 323 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1lncejj/as_i_put_my_gun_to_the_old_mans_head_i_screamed/ | CRK_76 | 1,751,196,401 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1lncejj/as_i_put_my_gun_to_the_old_mans_head_i_screamed/ |
1jxcntm | And with that, I poured the last drops of drinkable water on Earth from my faucet. | Not like it really matters when I can easily afford the ten-bilion-dollar water bill that glass cost. | 24 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1jxcntm/and_with_that_i_poured_the_last_drops_of/ | Mammoth-Respect-2895 | 1,744,446,549 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1jxcntm/and_with_that_i_poured_the_last_drops_of/ |
1k42egm | I was excited to have sex with my beautiful wife | But as i sat down, she told me no masturbating | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1k42egm/i_was_excited_to_have_sex_with_my_beautiful_wife/ | imbadwithnames109 | 1,745,200,804 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1k42egm/i_was_excited_to_have_sex_with_my_beautiful_wife/ |
1ma3wf6 | The father asked worriedly: Doctor, is my baby's stomach okay? | \- Um, your baby has no facial features and the sounds of hellish screams can be heard from somewhere in his heart, but fortunately his bloating has gone away! | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ma3wf6/the_father_asked_worriedly_doctor_is_my_babys/ | RibbitofficialCEO | 1,753,562,875 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ma3wf6/the_father_asked_worriedly_doctor_is_my_babys/ |
1jk0b7q | I stare at the men that burned my village down, killing everyone in the village except my little sister and I when we were little kids, anger in my eyes. | Firing a fireball off at each of the men, I listen to their screams of agony as they burn to death, a smile on my face. | 101 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1jk0b7q/i_stare_at_the_men_that_burned_my_village_down/ | Negative_Amount6724 | 1,742,952,602 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1jk0b7q/i_stare_at_the_men_that_burned_my_village_down/ |
1877cux | My wife always brings me a piece of apple pie when I come home from work, but I hit something on the way home and ignored it. | The police officers standing at my door said something while my wife glared at me from the kitchen and asked "who is that?" but I couldn't quite remember. | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1877cux/my_wife_always_brings_me_a_piece_of_apple_pie/ | classicalkeys88 | 1,701,311,353 | 21 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1877cux/my_wife_always_brings_me_a_piece_of_apple_pie/ |
1l13g6q | ”Daddy, why are there 1,5 sets of footprints on the ground” | And then the three legged man came from the bushes | 25 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1l13g6q/daddy_why_are_there_15_sets_of_footprints_on_the/ | Beneficial-Tap-8937 | 1,748,821,357 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1l13g6q/daddy_why_are_there_15_sets_of_footprints_on_the/ |
ru9ir9 | At the family reunion, my brother, my cousin and I decided to mess around and do the silly summoning ritual that we failed a few years ago. | "Sorry little bro but you are now at the right age to be a sacrifice for this ritual." my brother told me while my cousin busy tying me up onto the chair on top of the summoning circle. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ru9ir9/at_the_family_reunion_my_brother_my_cousin_and_i/ | Mori-no-Ryuu | 1,641,129,786 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ru9ir9/at_the_family_reunion_my_brother_my_cousin_and_i/ |
1gyfnnv | I was nervous since I just told my mom I'm trans. | —That's just a phase— Her response made it worse. | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1gyfnnv/i_was_nervous_since_i_just_told_my_mom_im_trans/ | Defokoconut | 1,732,412,349 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1gyfnnv/i_was_nervous_since_i_just_told_my_mom_im_trans/ |
zoesae | "You're finally free from the beehive.." My mom cried happily with a broken smile. | I stood there with years and years of stings on every inch of my body, "Thank you mommy.." I sobbed. | 163 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/zoesae/youre_finally_free_from_the_beehive_my_mom_cried/ | cattypically | 1,671,307,406 | 42 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/zoesae/youre_finally_free_from_the_beehive_my_mom_cried/ |
1m4qulx | I remember when people uses to talk about food insecurity. | Now things are so bad, they had to double the guard around the planned parenthood dumpsters. | 45 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1m4qulx/i_remember_when_people_uses_to_talk_about_food/ | Cheap_Edge_6557 | 1,753,023,149 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1m4qulx/i_remember_when_people_uses_to_talk_about_food/ |
1ityghl | The doctors brought my wife back to life after she was technically declared dead. | But now that we're back home together, my head hurts all the time and... what was I talking about again...? | 668 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ityghl/the_doctors_brought_my_wife_back_to_life_after/ | roll_playa | 1,740,058,058 | 92 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ityghl/the_doctors_brought_my_wife_back_to_life_after/ |
1520n61 | "I can't believe you fought your way through a dozen men to save me." | I found and killed three men, but now I know what left those 9 blood trails. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1520n61/i_cant_believe_you_fought_your_way_through_a/ | Credible333 | 1,689,597,057 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1520n61/i_cant_believe_you_fought_your_way_through_a/ |
1j4ugi4 | I looked at my friend and asked, "why so serious?" | he was still terrified from after I turned him into a women at our sleepover using black magic. | 21 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1j4ugi4/i_looked_at_my_friend_and_asked_why_so_serious/ | IP_Man_Yes | 1,741,264,493 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1j4ugi4/i_looked_at_my_friend_and_asked_why_so_serious/ |
1kxfn64 | She pulled my pants down. | She said, “It looks cute.” | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1kxfn64/she_pulled_my_pants_down/ | Nexus-2008 | 1,748,434,820 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1kxfn64/she_pulled_my_pants_down/ |
rm7vs7 | Even though it was summer, Cody was wearing his jacket for the 6th time this week. | He was admitted 17 years ago. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rm7vs7/even_though_it_was_summer_cody_was_wearing_his/ | PsycheWarfare7 | 1,640,187,931 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rm7vs7/even_though_it_was_summer_cody_was_wearing_his/ |
1eo2wf0 | My conservative grandpa told me that for each plate of food I didn't finish, a pimple would be on my future wifes face. | My grandpa was shocked to see that even though I had left countless plates unfinished, my fiancee's face was spotless, besides the coldsore on his lip. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1eo2wf0/my_conservative_grandpa_told_me_that_for_each/ | Bloom90 | 1,723,217,927 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1eo2wf0/my_conservative_grandpa_told_me_that_for_each/ |
18sppaj | I heard that this old rich guy kidnaps a bunch of young girls presumably to become his bride. | I realized how wrong I am when we saw him years later behaving so meekly and a young girl is smiling sadistically in the mirror, as if admiring her own reflection | 22 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/18sppaj/i_heard_that_this_old_rich_guy_kidnaps_a_bunch_of/ | Impressive-Card9484 | 1,703,754,685 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/18sppaj/i_heard_that_this_old_rich_guy_kidnaps_a_bunch_of/ |
xac0kj | "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream" is really lame. | Nobody would handle reading through what REALLY happened to me. | 20 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xac0kj/i_have_no_mouth_and_i_must_scream_is_really_lame/ | MightyD33r | 1,662,772,216 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xac0kj/i_have_no_mouth_and_i_must_scream_is_really_lame/ |
tpbjcy | I was one of the ones who bore witness to the holocaust and was lucky enough to make it out alive | It's a good thing we had all those prisoners to experiment on | 34 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/tpbjcy/i_was_one_of_the_ones_who_bore_witness_to_the/ | FreshDiamond9990 | 1,648,351,808 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/tpbjcy/i_was_one_of_the_ones_who_bore_witness_to_the/ |
uejlpf | Today I performed CPR on a patient who was going into tachycardia... with him, that's 24 patients on my ward I've successfully revived in just two years. | Of course, I poisoned 53, but I can't help but love the way people look at me when I've just saved someone's life. | 59 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/uejlpf/today_i_performed_cpr_on_a_patient_who_was_going/ | Hamartial | 1,651,231,026 | 53 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/uejlpf/today_i_performed_cpr_on_a_patient_who_was_going/ |
1h4e06i | "Can you believe they're using AI for selfies now?" | "Look, Sarah, they gave you way too many fingers in this pic!" | 24 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1h4e06i/can_you_believe_theyre_using_ai_for_selfies_now/ | Phearo | 1,733,088,350 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1h4e06i/can_you_believe_theyre_using_ai_for_selfies_now/ |
zp4pxn | “He texted me that he wanted to kill himself last night when I was sleeping…” | I rolled my eyes because of course my sister is blaming me for her actions. | 37 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/zp4pxn/he_texted_me_that_he_wanted_to_kill_himself_last/ | randmhooman | 1,671,387,793 | 29 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/zp4pxn/he_texted_me_that_he_wanted_to_kill_himself_last/ |
17ou896 | As I jammed the spear into that monster, I realized something. | The body, slowly shrinking to the size of a human and taking up such figure, was one of the infected ones who took my prototype. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/17ou896/as_i_jammed_the_spear_into_that_monster_i/ | AccomplishedAd6520 | 1,699,243,047 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/17ou896/as_i_jammed_the_spear_into_that_monster_i/ |
11822g0 | Sometimes I regret having pretended to need glasses as a kid. | I'm sure you would too if you had stabbed your eyes out like me. | 167 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/11822g0/sometimes_i_regret_having_pretended_to_need/ | BananaFoeFoot | 1,676,981,741 | 22 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/11822g0/sometimes_i_regret_having_pretended_to_need/ |
10ng989 | The police men displayed several pictures of women’s dead bodies on the computer, the headshot of their murderer’s blue eyes peered into my soul even though he was long past dead. | It’s funny because all my mom’s machine was only supposed to was change my eye color away from blue, and the whole time I couldn’t focus because I’m still trying to figure out what a “computer” is | 35 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/10ng989/the_police_men_displayed_several_pictures_of/ | GomeroKujo | 1,674,915,902 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/10ng989/the_police_men_displayed_several_pictures_of/ |
rml06a | He thought he had the perfect plan to make sure no-one could identify his victims. | He preyed on vulnerable people, dressed women like men, and men like women, bashed their faces to pulp and lit their corpses on fire, and thus had confused forensic pathologists, escaping law enforcement detectives for decades. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rml06a/he_thought_he_had_the_perfect_plan_to_make_sure/ | None | 1,640,225,863 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rml06a/he_thought_he_had_the_perfect_plan_to_make_sure/ |
y32tj9 | "Carcosa Steak House, how would you like your meat, sir?" | "Let's finish the neighbor's 9 year old tonight, and do you have space to accommodate one adult female?" | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/y32tj9/carcosa_steak_house_how_would_you_like_your_meat/ | LetRough1823 | 1,665,677,875 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/y32tj9/carcosa_steak_house_how_would_you_like_your_meat/ |
1hfdudq | The shape of my head changes at every passing glance of a no named pedestrian... | It's been a triangle and now it's a nightfish... | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1hfdudq/the_shape_of_my_head_changes_at_every_passing/ | MildMeadows | 1,734,333,816 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1hfdudq/the_shape_of_my_head_changes_at_every_passing/ |
xwrwxb | I learned later that my mom and dad were both proudly pro-choice. | That's why, as I strangled him to death with my umbilical cord atop her fatally bleeding body, they must have respected my choice not to have parents. | 57 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xwrwxb/i_learned_later_that_my_mom_and_dad_were_both/ | normancrane | 1,665,018,258 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xwrwxb/i_learned_later_that_my_mom_and_dad_were_both/ |
1js3ov6 | A medal was placed around my neck, as I was hearing screams of joy and celebration | It was actually a noose because I was caught participating in
a fucking two sentence horror competition | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1js3ov6/a_medal_was_placed_around_my_neck_as_i_was/ | Knightmaras1 | 1,743,860,405 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1js3ov6/a_medal_was_placed_around_my_neck_as_i_was/ |
156vcml | I laughed at the "no kids after 7:00" poster and held my stomach. | As the clock reached 7:01, I found out 50 weeks is in fact a child, when everyone looked at me with weapons in their hands. | 20 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/156vcml/i_laughed_at_the_no_kids_after_700_poster_and/ | Clayton1007 | 1,690,060,085 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/156vcml/i_laughed_at_the_no_kids_after_700_poster_and/ |
1584bog | My autistic son just can't resist diving into water bodies and I am proud of him because he has overcome his issues and become a great swimmer | That why I took him with me to the nuclear power plant today so he can see how brilliant daddy is | 71 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1584bog/my_autistic_son_just_cant_resist_diving_into/ | Bluemoonroleplay | 1,690,186,716 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1584bog/my_autistic_son_just_cant_resist_diving_into/ |
13hec7y | He just kept stabbing and stabbing his son. | As he cried, he wanted to stop, but knew that they were all still watching him. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/13hec7y/he_just_kept_stabbing_and_stabbing_his_son/ | TylerSpicknell | 1,684,076,166 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/13hec7y/he_just_kept_stabbing_and_stabbing_his_son/ |
xmhj95 | The sound my dog chewing his bone finally ended with a satisfying snap. | I watched excitedly as my now 3 legged companion limped towards the door crying, knowing full well he hasn't seen the next bear trap | 21 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xmhj95/the_sound_my_dog_chewing_his_bone_finally_ended/ | Himabee | 1,663,989,389 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xmhj95/the_sound_my_dog_chewing_his_bone_finally_ended/ |
1fb9l49 | [SEP24]Detective Samson’s wife woke to find herself bound and gagged laying in the middle of a field. | As she heard the unmistakeable sound of a lawnmower approaching she realised an eerie child’s voice was chanting "Bluebells cockle shells, Evie in the clover, bluebells cockle shells, soon your life is over". | 57 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb9l49/sep24detective_samsons_wife_woke_to_find_herself/ | ThePangolinofDread | 1,725,723,068 | 37 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb9l49/sep24detective_samsons_wife_woke_to_find_herself/ |
z3ezq7 | I saw my was in the meats section at Walmart today. | A cut of meat had my brothers tattoo... | 33 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/z3ezq7/i_saw_my_was_in_the_meats_section_at_walmart_today/ | DrSlavender | 1,669,280,057 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/z3ezq7/i_saw_my_was_in_the_meats_section_at_walmart_today/ |
rncued | As she stared out the Cab window, only one thing was clear. | The beauty of Naivete was gone, and in it's place sat the cruelty of Knowledge. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rncued/as_she_stared_out_the_cab_window_only_one_thing/ | Florida-Man8112 | 1,640,316,371 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rncued/as_she_stared_out_the_cab_window_only_one_thing/ |
rkynah | I couldn't help but to feel pity for this exhausted, starving and terrified family that I'm locking up in this cold tower with the single locked door. | They believed every word the parasite controlling my body had told them | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rkynah/i_couldnt_help_but_to_feel_pity_for_this/ | MrShasshyBear | 1,640,038,467 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rkynah/i_couldnt_help_but_to_feel_pity_for_this/ |
zuc0rt | Do you know that your bum hole can stretch wide enough to fit 2 average size racoons inside? | I learned that from a bad lesson, which is don't use racoons for pranks. | 31 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/zuc0rt/do_you_know_that_your_bum_hole_can_stretch_wide/ | AntsBullockYT | 1,671,895,668 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/zuc0rt/do_you_know_that_your_bum_hole_can_stretch_wide/ |
shiorf | Being the parent of an autistic son, I have gotten used to repetitive behaviors including the singing and playing the same song on piano over and over. | He promised to put the gun down if I played Old MacDonald one more time, but he said the same thing yesterday.
Edit: I actually have an autistic son, and this is a fictional horror thread. Please stop commenting on how this is "unrealistic" or "unrepresentative" because ghosts aren't realistic, either. | 37 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/shiorf/being_the_parent_of_an_autistic_son_i_have_gotten/ | DNAisjustneuteredRNA | 1,643,680,042 | 38 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/shiorf/being_the_parent_of_an_autistic_son_i_have_gotten/ |
110r3y8 | The dog barked to his owner to let him out. | The owner said “no” and smiled as the building the dog was in started to collapse. | 24 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/110r3y8/the_dog_barked_to_his_owner_to_let_him_out/ | ThatSpyOutside | 1,676,238,102 | 37 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/110r3y8/the_dog_barked_to_his_owner_to_let_him_out/ |
zw0sg8 | The tall boy and the little girl are on their way back | They wanted me to make a video recording, but I fell asleep. | 23 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/zw0sg8/the_tall_boy_and_the_little_girl_are_on_their_way/ | MikeT953 | 1,672,098,857 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/zw0sg8/the_tall_boy_and_the_little_girl_are_on_their_way/ |
10e4mce | I was driving at night to get to work early, when I heard that the radio is jamming | Then I suddenly realized (dies while writing) | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/10e4mce/i_was_driving_at_night_to_get_to_work_early_when/ | skookaboi | 1,673,935,339 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/10e4mce/i_was_driving_at_night_to_get_to_work_early_when/ |
1eoi5jl | The gamer kept killing the NPC “thankfully this isn’t real.” | “Not anymore” the NPC said pulling the gamer through the screen. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1eoi5jl/the_gamer_kept_killing_the_npc_thankfully_this/ | Rayed_ | 1,723,257,111 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1eoi5jl/the_gamer_kept_killing_the_npc_thankfully_this/ |
rw50fo | "Why are aliens coming to invade us, Daddy?" | "Same reason why we hunt for animals, sometimes we are the prey too." | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rw50fo/why_are_aliens_coming_to_invade_us_daddy/ | IT-Saac | 1,641,331,106 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rw50fo/why_are_aliens_coming_to_invade_us_daddy/ |
1dxo6g7 | My daughter was kidnapped, I’m so sad, I hope he’s ok.. | I hope SHE is ok, i said as i corrected myself in the mirror. | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1dxo6g7/my_daughter_was_kidnapped_im_so_sad_i_hope_hes_ok/ | teallty | 1,720,379,277 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1dxo6g7/my_daughter_was_kidnapped_im_so_sad_i_hope_hes_ok/ |
1fhwvb8 | My beloved daughter became a victim of a local serial killer late last night. | I thought she’d be safe in her bedroom closet but just as I was confident he was about to leave, he called out “Red Robins”, prompting my daughter to yell “Yummmmmmm”. | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhwvb8/my_beloved_daughter_became_a_victim_of_a_local/ | TangledInBooks | 1,726,463,461 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhwvb8/my_beloved_daughter_became_a_victim_of_a_local/ |
zvmfo7 | I always loved Santa | That is until he came to my house to slaughter | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/zvmfo7/i_always_loved_santa/ | Mrboomboom583 | 1,672,058,692 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/zvmfo7/i_always_loved_santa/ |
1gflgn0 | "I swear on my life I didn't touch that girl!", I said | The next day I lost my life in an accident and everyone thinks that I was a pedo. | 21 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1gflgn0/i_swear_on_my_life_i_didnt_touch_that_girl_i_said/ | menczennik | 1,730,291,766 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1gflgn0/i_swear_on_my_life_i_didnt_touch_that_girl_i_said/ |
1b7ykft | After I caught my wife kissing her restaurant manager, I chugged the bottle of wine she'd given me as a birthday gift and went through its description with a pen. | ~~Sourced from the finest South American farms, this wine seduces with a heavy~~ body ~~of~~ ~~c~~her~~ry~~ ~~and~~ ~~is perfectly accompanied by a~~ slice ~~of lemon.~~ | 24 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1b7ykft/after_i_caught_my_wife_kissing_her_restaurant/ | incredibleinkpen | 1,709,728,398 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1b7ykft/after_i_caught_my_wife_kissing_her_restaurant/ |
1ikdrb2 | "A few more bites won't hurt..." I say as I lick my fingers clean. | I immediately snap out of my schizophrenic episode only to see my poor dog whimpering in pain with its stomach carved open. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ikdrb2/a_few_more_bites_wont_hurt_i_say_as_i_lick_my/ | nottoday943 | 1,738,984,862 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ikdrb2/a_few_more_bites_wont_hurt_i_say_as_i_lick_my/ |
10mb5jw | I went to geo get my daughter from here crib after she said a man was rocking here I got her and left not letting him know I saw him | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/10mb5jw/i_went_to_geo_get_my_daughter_from_here_crib/ | Affectionate-Arm4230 | 1,674,790,844 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/10mb5jw/i_went_to_geo_get_my_daughter_from_here_crib/ | |
ro3nvg | I heard sirens in the distance. | Followed by screaming, gunshots and bombs. | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ro3nvg/i_heard_sirens_in_the_distance/ | LawCX | 1,640,411,686 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ro3nvg/i_heard_sirens_in_the_distance/ |
czq493 | Ok so I got rejected from art school. | Time to kill 6 million people. | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/czq493/ok_so_i_got_rejected_from_art_school/ | fuccboienterprises | 1,567,628,103 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/czq493/ok_so_i_got_rejected_from_art_school/ |
1lox0mg | I live in a small town in Massachusetts where my church group ensures I feel welcome despite the fact that I'm a descendant of victims of the Salem Witch Trials. | The fact that they share the same weakness of sympathy that led my forefathers to fail in their black mission is why they will soon be under the thrall of my infinite hand and in a state of pure ecstasy as they serve the will of my sovereign Lord Baphomet; 6th prince of hell, proud in his name, and supreme ruler over ... | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1lox0mg/i_live_in_a_small_town_in_massachusetts_where_my/ | CodMilt | 1,751,361,274 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1lox0mg/i_live_in_a_small_town_in_massachusetts_where_my/ |
1g2k9v1 | My autistic son kept repeating a random meme, but it was jumbled up. | Little did I know, he was saying the letters in the orders of all of the people he killed. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1g2k9v1/my_autistic_son_kept_repeating_a_random_meme_but/ | Bruhdachi | 1,728,804,297 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1g2k9v1/my_autistic_son_kept_repeating_a_random_meme_but/ |
108eiuc | I finally got my new sword in the mail, I am a sword collector | ...And then the sword makes me stab my mom.., | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/108eiuc/i_finally_got_my_new_sword_in_the_mail_i_am_a/ | hehaw-achoo | 1,673,369,433 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/108eiuc/i_finally_got_my_new_sword_in_the_mail_i_am_a/ |
104flp7 | "Am I crazy, or does this tomato taste funny?" I said to my daughter, who had just walked into the room. | And to this day, I still don't understand why she had me committed to an asylum. | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/104flp7/am_i_crazy_or_does_this_tomato_taste_funny_i_said/ | Zuka134 | 1,672,965,556 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/104flp7/am_i_crazy_or_does_this_tomato_taste_funny_i_said/ |
136i53v | As the explorer went in a tomb it took him 6 years to find, and found a decomposed body with intact clothes, he was so thrilled that he immediately looked in the bag beside the corpse to find many shiny coins! | At home the man took a closer look at them and noticed a text, and excitedly he took his glasses to read, and saw a small date on it, saying "2014". | 22 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/136i53v/as_the_explorer_went_in_a_tomb_it_took_him_6/ | None | 1,683,114,231 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/136i53v/as_the_explorer_went_in_a_tomb_it_took_him_6/ |
1f0q9ob | After hours of hard work, I had successfully downloaded free minecraft from the dark web. | My stomach sank when I realized I didn’t own a computer.
| 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f0q9ob/after_hours_of_hard_work_i_had_successfully/ | 7up_in_Cider | 1,724,568,353 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f0q9ob/after_hours_of_hard_work_i_had_successfully/ |
zq9zc9 | As I ran full-pelt through the door to my ultra-modern apartment in the heart of the city's hottest new neighbourhood, slamming it tight and triple-locking it behind me, I breathed a long sigh of relief. | It wasn't until I wearily climbed into bed that I realised the thousand-year-old thing which had been stalking me since the seance earlier that evening had no need for doors. | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/zq9zc9/as_i_ran_fullpelt_through_the_door_to_my/ | TYO_HXC | 1,671,499,237 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/zq9zc9/as_i_ran_fullpelt_through_the_door_to_my/ |
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