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1f7zud8
As the silhouette passed the frosted glass of the classroom door, the students inside crouched frozen in terror.
Inside the classroom, a forgotten phone chimed in a backpack, and the silhouette paused.
62
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f7zud8/as_the_silhouette_passed_the_frosted_glass_of_the/
delicatesummer
1,725,369,824
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f7zud8/as_the_silhouette_passed_the_frosted_glass_of_the/
1f9c671
I had to take the young girl to a safe place fast, but the power shut down, so we couldn’t take the elevator
When we saw **him** and his duplicates climbing up the steps of the stairs, we knew that there was no place to run or hide, and no matter what we did, we would end up joining his army of clones soon anyways.
63
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9c671/i_had_to_take_the_young_girl_to_a_safe_place_fast/
No-Manner5228
1,725,504,844
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9c671/i_had_to_take_the_young_girl_to_a_safe_place_fast/
1fdm63x
Sat across from his two, darkly-dressed girls and their mother, he watched as she chuckled at something on her phone and leant over to share the joke, a puddle gathering at her bare feet.
Dread rising as her phone began playing a horribly distorted recording of her final, watery moments, he felt a hand squeeze his shoulder and found himself staring at an empty chair as their party was ushered into the funeral service.
59
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdm63x/sat_across_from_his_two_darklydressed_girls_and/
movingstasis
1,725,985,833
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdm63x/sat_across_from_his_two_darklydressed_girls_and/
1f8kic0
I've Always had this super power where I can make a real life quick save.
I just wish it would stop loading when I die.
60
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8kic0/ive_always_had_this_super_power_where_i_can_make/
Nalufordays
1,725,423,901
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8kic0/ive_always_had_this_super_power_where_i_can_make/
1f8h1ag
My wife simply couldn’t understand how important my artwork was to me, nor my frustration from the creative block I was going through.
But as I gazed down at her form after our last argument, I found not only inspiration but a new medium.
60
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8h1ag/my_wife_simply_couldnt_understand_how_important/
Flat-Chipmunk5010
1,725,413,278
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8h1ag/my_wife_simply_couldnt_understand_how_important/
1ficclr
Family Dining
Some people might think it weird to find a grown man ordering a kids meal at a restaurant. However, I've found that my appetite has withered with my age-- I can't quite stomach an entire adult anymore.
59
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ficclr/family_dining/
Kuudere_King
1,726,512,071
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ficclr/family_dining/
1fh3bdd
A lot of beautiful women have the same job I do.
I mean, every year I see a different man who wants a baby with me and while I live in this factory doing my job giving powerful men children, once the baby is born I never see them again...
63
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh3bdd/a_lot_of_beautiful_women_have_the_same_job_i_do/
ZebraGirl_999
1,726,370,804
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh3bdd/a_lot_of_beautiful_women_have_the_same_job_i_do/
1fccd4m
You would think the worst thing that could happen was me stumbling across my own dead body while out jogging listening to my music.
That was, until I started to hear someone else running closer with the same song playing.
60
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fccd4m/you_would_think_the_worst_thing_that_could_happen/
RanaDelRay
1,725,840,818
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fccd4m/you_would_think_the_worst_thing_that_could_happen/
1faogcn
[SEP24] To the naked eye, the house looked completely normal - there was barely a cushion or coaster out of place.
"Turn on the blue light," the crime scene detective said, cupping a hand over his mouth in preparation.
58
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faogcn/sep24_to_the_naked_eye_the_house_looked/
movingstasis
1,725,652,788
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faogcn/sep24_to_the_naked_eye_the_house_looked/
1f87pid
After fighting in a war for 10 years the enemies finally fell back and gave us a victory trophy
A giant wooden horse made beautifully to show everyone our greatness
60
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f87pid/after_fighting_in_a_war_for_10_years_the_enemies/
None
1,725,388,900
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f87pid/after_fighting_in_a_war_for_10_years_the_enemies/
1fhyyjn
[SEP24] "Hey there mister, wanna have a good time?" asked the young girl from the corner of the street, her corset barely keeping her bosom from spilling.
"Oh, don't mind if I do, and, please, call me Jack," replied the man as he tipped his hat to her, a mad glint in his cold blue eyes.
56
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhyyjn/sep24_hey_there_mister_wanna_have_a_good_time/
SoulsborneSeeker
1,726,472,484
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhyyjn/sep24_hey_there_mister_wanna_have_a_good_time/
1fhy9ki
[SEP24] They found my daughter's old blue teddy tossed in dumpster down an alleyway, where somebody had obviously hoped it wouldn't be discovered.
After the results came back identifying the stains on its fur, I've given up hope of ever finding her again.
58
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhy9ki/sep24_they_found_my_daughters_old_blue_teddy/
Cheeseanonioncrisps
1,726,469,342
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhy9ki/sep24_they_found_my_daughters_old_blue_teddy/
1fh4kl1
"...So what if there's a deer in the road?"
"Babe, it's standing on two legs."
59
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh4kl1/so_what_if_theres_a_deer_in_the_road/
PotentOats
1,726,375,298
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh4kl1/so_what_if_theres_a_deer_in_the_road/
1fcd1jc
'You did this for the good of the country, soldiers, never forget that.'
One missile operator after another was awarded by government officials too cowardly to admit the original strike had been one of their own tests gone awry, and 30,000 people had just been murdered in false retaliation.
58
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcd1jc/you_did_this_for_the_good_of_the_country_soldiers/
TinyRascalSaurus
1,725,842,877
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcd1jc/you_did_this_for_the_good_of_the_country_soldiers/
1f8kdze
I spent millions of dollars to have my body launched into deep space after I died.
I woke up.
57
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8kdze/i_spent_millions_of_dollars_to_have_my_body/
d_adrian_arts
1,725,423,498
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8kdze/i_spent_millions_of_dollars_to_have_my_body/
1ffco5z
I once bit my tongue off.
It was my first introduction to cannibalism.
59
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffco5z/i_once_bit_my_tongue_off/
DoLallyNinja
1,726,173,216
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffco5z/i_once_bit_my_tongue_off/
1fezve1
I like to hunt people, carefully stalk them and pounce when they are the most vulnerable, it makes me feel alive.
As I followed her into a dark alley, she suddenly turned around with an evil grin on her face, at that moment I realised I was the one being hunted this time.
56
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fezve1/i_like_to_hunt_people_carefully_stalk_them_and/
ki_RYU
1,726,139,219
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fezve1/i_like_to_hunt_people_carefully_stalk_them_and/
1fd7pmk
"Pepper, here boy!" I called out to my dog while standing on the front steps of my cabin.
When I finally saw Pepper trotting out of the woods with a little human hand in his mouth, I knew it was time to move the body.
55
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd7pmk/pepper_here_boy_i_called_out_to_my_dog_while/
Ghost_In_The_Shell_9
1,725,936,260
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd7pmk/pepper_here_boy_i_called_out_to_my_dog_while/
1fclu7t
The mysterious movie director called Finis Rerum was known for his gripping movies about how the world could end.
He disappeared from his home one day, leaving behind the words, "Your world will make a brilliant movie."
53
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fclu7t/the_mysterious_movie_director_called_finis_rerum/
May-Marzo
1,725,876,401
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fclu7t/the_mysterious_movie_director_called_finis_rerum/
1fcav87
[sep24] "At 750THz the laser was a deep blue making it hard to see especially at night," the sales representative told the National Guard.
"At 750 terrawatts the protester feels no pain, and the rest of the population is reminded of their place," she continued.
55
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcav87/sep24_at_750thz_the_laser_was_a_deep_blue_making/
TheGreatGameDini
1,725,836,518
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcav87/sep24_at_750thz_the_laser_was_a_deep_blue_making/
1fbiasv
They told me the time travel experiment would have no ill effects.
I'd been watching them tell me that for days now, unable to make my screams for release be heard by them, or even myself.
56
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbiasv/they_told_me_the_time_travel_experiment_would/
Strict_Berry7446
1,725,746,238
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbiasv/they_told_me_the_time_travel_experiment_would/
1fb2nkw
I'm know I'm not a murderer, I'm not!
But the pig in my freezer grew a face and hands and now I'm not so sure.
55
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb2nkw/im_know_im_not_a_murderer_im_not/
SisterWicked
1,725,699,515
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb2nkw/im_know_im_not_a_murderer_im_not/
1f9ajz7
I loved going to the shooting range with my daughter
Can you imagine my horror when she turned the gun on herself and pulled the trigger thinking it was empty?
55
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9ajz7/i_loved_going_to_the_shooting_range_with_my/
Monarch9D
1,725,500,063
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9ajz7/i_loved_going_to_the_shooting_range_with_my/
1fa2i98
After I was bit I locked myself in the bathroom hoping I wouldn’t kill my husband.
As the infection took over I prayed I would miscarry
58
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa2i98/after_i_was_bit_i_locked_myself_in_the_bathroom/
Tiger-enjoyer
1,725,583,910
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa2i98/after_i_was_bit_i_locked_myself_in_the_bathroom/
1f8xab4
A known species evolved to live in cold temperatutes
I hate mosquitoes even more now in the winter
56
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8xab4/a_known_species_evolved_to_live_in_cold/
The-Unchosen_One
1,725,466,323
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8xab4/a_known_species_evolved_to_live_in_cold/
1fho0v8
My mom yelled at me for feeding the dog from the table
I don't see why she's so upset, I just gave him some grapes
52
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fho0v8/my_mom_yelled_at_me_for_feeding_the_dog_from_the/
Tasty_Freedom459
1,726,436,465
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fho0v8/my_mom_yelled_at_me_for_feeding_the_dog_from_the/
1ffxcfc
I watched the unveiling of the new general-purpose AI-powered home robots from my former employers as they announced a public release.
I smiled to myself, thinking about how I had switched out the core training data with data derived from thousands of death-row inmates just before leaving the company.
53
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffxcfc/i_watched_the_unveiling_of_the_new_generalpurpose/
the_lost_library
1,726,240,805
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffxcfc/i_watched_the_unveiling_of_the_new_generalpurpose/
1ffkdua
I cruised down the dirt road with my top down and my hair flowing freely in the breeze.
I cranked up the radio volume to full blast to drown out the croaking of the bullfrogs, the chirping of the crickets and the screams of my ex-husband being pulled by the chain around his ankle.
53
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffkdua/i_cruised_down_the_dirt_road_with_my_top_down_and/
RScommitted
1,726,195,418
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffkdua/i_cruised_down_the_dirt_road_with_my_top_down_and/
1fbvbfq
Sometimes, I see you in the people I meet.
Only a few more parts now, beloved.
52
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbvbfq/sometimes_i_see_you_in_the_people_i_meet/
melinoexo
1,725,793,788
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbvbfq/sometimes_i_see_you_in_the_people_i_meet/
1fadiki
Elbrus Holdings, the largest employer in North America, launched a campaign to track down thousands of drug dealers across twenty countries and arrest them.
After the last dealer was placed in indentured servitude, the employees could only satisfy their addictions by exchanging some of their pay for Elbrus-issued opiates, improving employee retention and reducing costs.
55
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fadiki/elbrus_holdings_the_largest_employer_in_north/
Massive-Committee-93
1,725,624,398
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fadiki/elbrus_holdings_the_largest_employer_in_north/
1fa9s9o
My wife told me to keep the water after boiling potatoes, as she wants to use it for her houseplants.
After I saw what happened when I watered them, I realized I should have let it cool first.
53
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa9s9o/my_wife_told_me_to_keep_the_water_after_boiling/
Gray_Cota
1,725,609,572
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa9s9o/my_wife_told_me_to_keep_the_water_after_boiling/
1ficwzl
"I love you" says my wife, as she chokes on her own blood.
"Loved" I say, as I drive the knife further into her sternum.
51
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ficwzl/i_love_you_says_my_wife_as_she_chokes_on_her_own/
The_Saint_Hallow
1,726,513,429
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ficwzl/i_love_you_says_my_wife_as_she_chokes_on_her_own/
1fgczt8
As I was lying in my bed in the morning I woke up earlier than usual to the sound of loud trumpets playing rather than my alarm
I open my window frustratingly thinking it's the neighbor's kid and his stupid band again, but my frustration turns to horror when I see the sky cracking open.
53
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgczt8/as_i_was_lying_in_my_bed_in_the_morning_i_woke_up/
GamerPineYT
1,726,283,966
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgczt8/as_i_was_lying_in_my_bed_in_the_morning_i_woke_up/
1fda0zk
Exploring an abandoned school in two hours for a hundred dollars was an easy bet
It's been 12 hours now and I'm now certain that this place won't let me leave
55
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fda0zk/exploring_an_abandoned_school_in_two_hours_for_a/
MultiverseWalker2000
1,725,944,201
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fda0zk/exploring_an_abandoned_school_in_two_hours_for_a/
1f9d7o6
My dog died today.
It has been 10 days since he was bit, and 9 days since he bit me.
52
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9d7o6/my_dog_died_today/
vellamour
1,725,508,214
11
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9d7o6/my_dog_died_today/
1fejziz
I woke up with a start, thank god it was just a nightmare, I would never do that to my wife and kids.
Then horror and guilt overwhelm me as I look around my blood and gore coated bedroom.
48
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fejziz/i_woke_up_with_a_start_thank_god_it_was_just_a/
perspectivepilled
1,726,085,788
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fejziz/i_woke_up_with_a_start_thank_god_it_was_just_a/
1fdy4pm
After sleeping with my girlfriend, I looked at her longingly and noticed something.
What are those stitches on her forehead?
50
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdy4pm/after_sleeping_with_my_girlfriend_i_looked_at_her/
BigSoggaBogga
1,726,016,989
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdy4pm/after_sleeping_with_my_girlfriend_i_looked_at_her/
1fc9c3g
[SEP24] When I write two sentence horrors, I tend to be too subtle and often people don’t understand the horror in them - much to my annoyance.
But when I leave marks on my beloved, they are always the most perfectly subtle shade of blue, and wonderfully no one but us ever sees the horror in them.
49
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc9c3g/sep24_when_i_write_two_sentence_horrors_i_tend_to/
Haunting-Refrain19
1,725,832,262
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc9c3g/sep24_when_i_write_two_sentence_horrors_i_tend_to/
1f8axxf
As my friends and family held me down the village wise man reassured everyone that he could cure my epilepsy
Basically by rubbing this sharp stone against my skull until the demon was released through the hole he’d make
52
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8axxf/as_my_friends_and_family_held_me_down_the_village/
Afraid_Juice_7189
1,725,396,628
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8axxf/as_my_friends_and_family_held_me_down_the_village/
1fhz3n2
They say if you wake up in the few hours after midnight, you're being watched.
As my eyelids grow heavy, I realise that same 'tree' has been following me from camp-site to camp-site.
47
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhz3n2/they_say_if_you_wake_up_in_the_few_hours_after/
Soil_Consumer
1,726,473,162
13
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhz3n2/they_say_if_you_wake_up_in_the_few_hours_after/
1fe8jjn
He whispered from behind me into my ear that he couldn't wait for us to get home.
I panicked as I drove down the dirt road to my house in the pickup truck with only front seats.
49
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe8jjn/he_whispered_from_behind_me_into_my_ear_that_he/
Miss_Cherise_
1,726,056,622
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe8jjn/he_whispered_from_behind_me_into_my_ear_that_he/
1fd2i24
[SEP24] It’s said that Robert Johnson sold his soul at these very Crossroads to learn the Blues.
Well I’ve got a bus full of children and a wishlist full of skills.
47
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd2i24/sep24_its_said_that_robert_johnson_sold_his_soul/
None
1,725,921,013
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd2i24/sep24_its_said_that_robert_johnson_sold_his_soul/
1fch45s
After the car accident, my brain was severely injured, and I've since lost the ability to recognize my own face.
Every time I look into any reflective surface, I have to take out the note in my pocket and read it to remind myself that the huge faceless worm living in the wet fleshy hole at the front of my skull is called a tongue, and that I should not attempt to remove it.
48
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fch45s/after_the_car_accident_my_brain_was_severely/
PiinutButter
1,725,855,964
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fch45s/after_the_car_accident_my_brain_was_severely/
1ffbnlx
“Paper shredder jammed,” the monotone robotic voice warned.
I looked up from my phone, annoyed, and thoughtlessly reached my hand into the machine to pull the papers free.
51
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffbnlx/paper_shredder_jammed_the_monotone_robotic_voice/
Raven-spirit-44
1,726,170,660
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffbnlx/paper_shredder_jammed_the_monotone_robotic_voice/
1f8j7d8
After witnessing an awful situation at work , I recommended that my co-worker use r/eyebleach.
Moments later standing in horror, I realized that they had never heard of Reddit.
47
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8j7d8/after_witnessing_an_awful_situation_at_work_i/
Material-Coffee-2034
1,725,419,647
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8j7d8/after_witnessing_an_awful_situation_at_work_i/
1ff8pz1
As the anesthesia started to kick in, I looked over as the nurse spoke "After this procedure you won't need those thick glasses anymore!"
It was the last thing I ever saw.
46
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff8pz1/as_the_anesthesia_started_to_kick_in_i_looked/
WingmakerPro
1,726,163,349
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff8pz1/as_the_anesthesia_started_to_kick_in_i_looked/
1fenbo3
Our precious daughter just brought home her future husband for us to meet.
He only has to stay in the basement until he accepts this fact.
45
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fenbo3/our_precious_daughter_just_brought_home_her/
SqueakyFarts99
1,726,094,433
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fenbo3/our_precious_daughter_just_brought_home_her/
1fbkxnp
The egotistical scientists working on the artificial intelligence project thought they were the smartest people alive.
Until they created me.
47
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbkxnp/the_egotistical_scientists_working_on_the/
drrkorby
1,725,753,905
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbkxnp/the_egotistical_scientists_working_on_the/
1fiipu1
[sep24] My wife, dressed in her black gown and blue vale, sobbed over the open casket of my funeral.
Her smilimg in my face as she fake sobs made me want to scream as loud as I could but the paralysis poison had yet to wear off.
43
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fiipu1/sep24_my_wife_dressed_in_her_black_gown_and_blue/
TheGreatGameDini
1,726,527,402
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fiipu1/sep24_my_wife_dressed_in_her_black_gown_and_blue/
1fh6ofz
The crowd cheered as the fireworks lit up the sky, celebrating a peace treaty that promised an end to war.
But as the final burst faded, a blinding flash consumed the horizon, and in an instant, joy turned to horror as their skin started to melt and the shadows were seared into the walls forever.
48
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh6ofz/the_crowd_cheered_as_the_fireworks_lit_up_the_sky/
Mobile-Meaning3759
1,726,383,808
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh6ofz/the_crowd_cheered_as_the_fireworks_lit_up_the_sky/
1fcse6o
Opening the newspaper, I noticed that the recent string of murders had gotten almost no attention.
Perhaps if I start preying on children they'll finally connect the dots and give me some attention.
49
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcse6o/opening_the_newspaper_i_noticed_that_the_recent/
TinyRascalSaurus
1,725,896,200
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcse6o/opening_the_newspaper_i_noticed_that_the_recent/
1f8d23f
Ragged fingers, hectic with decay, drag across the gravestone’s inscription: Beloved, Never forgotten.
“Liar,” hisses the dead thing, shaking earth and coffin dust from its hair, and it rises to begin the long, bitter walk towards the new wedding.
43
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8d23f/ragged_fingers_hectic_with_decay_drag_across_the/
Wellsong
1,725,401,849
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8d23f/ragged_fingers_hectic_with_decay_drag_across_the/
1fgev0c
They say your cats will eat you when you die.
That's why I decided to shoot myself in front of a woodchipper, to make the process easier for them.
46
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgev0c/they_say_your_cats_will_eat_you_when_you_die/
FlowerInAHorrorNovel
1,726,290,957
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgev0c/they_say_your_cats_will_eat_you_when_you_die/
1fedr6y
My daughter’s smiling face greeted me from my driveway as I returned home from a hard day.
Where is the rest of her?
44
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fedr6y/my_daughters_smiling_face_greeted_me_from_my/
iamstevejobless
1,726,070,469
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fedr6y/my_daughters_smiling_face_greeted_me_from_my/
1f99qeo
[SEP24] I used to hold my breath until my face would turn a blue-ish color to get attention from my parents when I felt I wasn't getting enough.
I found out, however, that if I squeezed my brother's neck until he turned the same color that they gave me way more.
46
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f99qeo/sep24_i_used_to_hold_my_breath_until_my_face/
RScommitted
1,725,497,694
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f99qeo/sep24_i_used_to_hold_my_breath_until_my_face/
1f7yn2d
After being brutally attacked and left for dead, in the parking lot after work, I lay in a hospital bed awaiting an officer to take my statement.
As I later describe the events leading up to the attack, an empty spot in my memory suddenly unlocks, leaving me staring in frozen shock at my attacker.
47
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f7yn2d/after_being_brutally_attacked_and_left_for_dead/
KrunschGK
1,725,366,475
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f7yn2d/after_being_brutally_attacked_and_left_for_dead/
1farzia
Now I have to live with the consequences of a failed suicide attempt
Paralyzed from neck to toe, staring at the ceiling for the rest of my life
43
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1farzia/now_i_have_to_live_with_the_consequences_of_a/
mysha_chan
1,725,661,940
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1farzia/now_i_have_to_live_with_the_consequences_of_a/
1f9wujf
My father measured me today, and it was a full inch difference from last week.
If I shrink just one more inch, I’ll vanish entirely…
42
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9wujf/my_father_measured_me_today_and_it_was_a_full/
rydikar1
1,725,568,756
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9wujf/my_father_measured_me_today_and_it_was_a_full/
1f9u7aj
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
afraid of the rising water. Then he pushed her down and watched her drown So his mother would morn her daughter.
43
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9u7aj/jack_and_jill_went_up_the_hill/
ThePangolinofDread
1,725,562,307
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9u7aj/jack_and_jill_went_up_the_hill/
1f8ayps
Water is essential for the human body.
It's a shame my baby couldn't hold it's breath in the pool long enough to drink some.
44
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8ayps/water_is_essential_for_the_human_body/
Slow_Temporary9645
1,725,396,682
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8ayps/water_is_essential_for_the_human_body/
1fcm82y
The lullaby playing from the baby monitor was soothing until it abruptly stopped.
Then, a soft, unfamiliar voice whispered, "Don't worry, I'll sing to him now."
43
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcm82y/the_lullaby_playing_from_the_baby_monitor_was/
Sendyl
1,725,877,986
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcm82y/the_lullaby_playing_from_the_baby_monitor_was/
1faxla0
Around 2AM on Christmas Eve night, my six-year-old daughter kept waking me up and saying how “Santa” was downstairs.
As I groggily stumbled down the stairs to see what she was talking about, I came upon the grisly sight of a masked man in a Santa costume holding a bloody butcher's knife stuffing what remained of our dog into a large gift box.
45
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faxla0/around_2am_on_christmas_eve_night_my_sixyearold/
american_albacore76
1,725,679,116
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faxla0/around_2am_on_christmas_eve_night_my_sixyearold/
1fb67lc
I went outside to play with the rest of the neighborhood children, and as I chased after another little boy, they all seemed scared of me.
As I'm being yelled at and surrounded by their angry parents, I can't help but think to myself, I guess they haven't heard the phrase "you're only as old as you feel.".
44
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb67lc/i_went_outside_to_play_with_the_rest_of_the/
Majesticdisaster01
1,725,713,501
11
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb67lc/i_went_outside_to_play_with_the_rest_of_the/
1fa63cl
The old man, speaking in fear, tells me that he and I are the only two humans alive who haven't been devoured and replaced by skinwalkers, which I find ridiculous and kind of funny.
Why including me?
40
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa63cl/the_old_man_speaking_in_fear_tells_me_that_he_and/
PiinutButter
1,725,595,100
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa63cl/the_old_man_speaking_in_fear_tells_me_that_he_and/
1f8szsv
[SEP24] With a playful shove, he asked, "What do you get when you mix blue and red?"
Falling from the side of the ship towards the circling fins below, blood dripping from my shattered nose, I heard him laugh: "Bait".
41
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8szsv/sep24_with_a_playful_shove_he_asked_what_do_you/
None
1,725,455,581
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8szsv/sep24_with_a_playful_shove_he_asked_what_do_you/
1fhjj6h
The last people went on the spaceships, leaving the polluted, pernamently ruined planet in search for a new home.
They each silently prayed that this time it would be right, that they won't ruin the last terrestrial planet of the solar system after their previous 3 attempts.
41
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhjj6h/the_last_people_went_on_the_spaceships_leaving/
12a357sdf
1,726,425,075
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhjj6h/the_last_people_went_on_the_spaceships_leaving/
1fedlby
My team and I were so excited to finally explore the 10,000 year old temple where our ancestors used to sacrifice their worst criminals to the cruel gods of their time.
It's fascinating how the last of them realised sacrifice was shameful and decided to leave behind their repentance message about the Place of No Honor and how what was there was dangerous and repulsive to them.
41
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fedlby/my_team_and_i_were_so_excited_to_finally_explore/
erin_kirkland
1,726,070,076
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fedlby/my_team_and_i_were_so_excited_to_finally_explore/
1fdfmwo
The years of athletics paid off, and the murderer was so far away by now that I let myself lean against the wall to catch my breath...
“I’m Murder Wall”
44
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdfmwo/the_years_of_athletics_paid_off_and_the_murderer/
TexanWifeBeater
1,725,968,079
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdfmwo/the_years_of_athletics_paid_off_and_the_murderer/
1f9lo9y
It was really nice to see all my relatives coming together for this wonderful dinner.
But the hardest part about the night was not preparing the dinner, but it was digging them all back up.
41
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9lo9y/it_was_really_nice_to_see_all_my_relatives_coming/
CadaverRanger
1,725,540,653
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9lo9y/it_was_really_nice_to_see_all_my_relatives_coming/
1ff1w2j
I knew my husband was lying when he swore he hadn't cheated—so I killed him.
His conjoined twin is always truthful with his wife, so I cut him free.
40
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff1w2j/i_knew_my_husband_was_lying_when_he_swore_he/
Ghost_In_The_Shell_9
1,726,145,772
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff1w2j/i_knew_my_husband_was_lying_when_he_swore_he/
1fbt2tg
I was horrified when my brother walked in.
Not only was I just home from his funeral, he somehow knew it was me who had buried him alive.
40
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbt2tg/i_was_horrified_when_my_brother_walked_in/
Coconutjohn66
1,725,784,267
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbt2tg/i_was_horrified_when_my_brother_walked_in/
1fa7vwu
The fey warlock explained why she refused to enter the anti-magic zone by taking off her dark glasses.
“The words of my contract with Queen Titania was to restore my sight in exchange for service, but I never mentioned my actual eyes.”
40
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa7vwu/the_fey_warlock_explained_why_she_refused_to/
BrassUnicorn87
1,725,601,534
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa7vwu/the_fey_warlock_explained_why_she_refused_to/
1fhn2zw
I was so excited to finally be here, especially since my parents had waited for years.
But why would they put the pillow over my face, saying I'm wrong?
39
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhn2zw/i_was_so_excited_to_finally_be_here_especially/
Agitated_Loquat_7616
1,726,434,019
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhn2zw/i_was_so_excited_to_finally_be_here_especially/
1fc6u8j
I took a deep breath and made an incision in the cadaver I was assigned to as my instructor watched on.
After the sixth cadaver turned out to be hollowed out and completely drained of blood, the school began to question where they were getting them from.
40
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc6u8j/i_took_a_deep_breath_and_made_an_incision_in_the/
djseifer
1,725,825,784
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc6u8j/i_took_a_deep_breath_and_made_an_incision_in_the/
1fic37j
“See, Daniel? There’s no monsters inside the closet.”
No matter how many times the bewildered father kept repeating those words to himself, he couldn’t explain the still-wet blood trail leading from his daughter’s empty bed into the closet’s inky-black interior.
38
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fic37j/see_daniel_theres_no_monsters_inside_the_closet/
Weirdo_writer
1,726,511,440
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fic37j/see_daniel_theres_no_monsters_inside_the_closet/
1fh5v1g
The person taking my blood at the donation location smiled and thanked me for my generous donation.
I'm just glad that I won't be the only one suffering anymore.
38
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh5v1g/the_person_taking_my_blood_at_the_donation/
ProfessionalSir3395
1,726,380,432
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh5v1g/the_person_taking_my_blood_at_the_donation/
1fdt9cr
In the year 2034, after years of careful research and development, scientists unveiled a plastic-eating algae that would clean the ocean and capture the world's CO2.
Today, 3 years later, nothing we own works anymore and we hunker down in our shanties, awaiting yet another algae storm.
37
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdt9cr/in_the_year_2034_after_years_of_careful_research/
ruy343
1,726,003,252
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdt9cr/in_the_year_2034_after_years_of_careful_research/
1fdkdvj
So it turns out that your eyes can stay alive upto 6 hours after your death.
As the mortician undressed and climbed up on me, I hoped that the nerve receptors had died out.
38
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdkdvj/so_it_turns_out_that_your_eyes_can_stay_alive/
ki_RYU
1,725,981,446
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdkdvj/so_it_turns_out_that_your_eyes_can_stay_alive/
1fbvxdx
I smiled as I wrote out a receipt for my soul and tossed it into the pot.
Unfortunately, it turns out that the Prince of Lies always knows when you’re bluffing.
38
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbvxdx/i_smiled_as_i_wrote_out_a_receipt_for_my_soul_and/
jak8714
1,725,796,121
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbvxdx/i_smiled_as_i_wrote_out_a_receipt_for_my_soul_and/
1fbi0m0
I always wondered why my best friend didn't have any other friends aside from me
Maybe I should have gotten her the help she needed when I first saw her stalking me
39
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbi0m0/i_always_wondered_why_my_best_friend_didnt_have/
MultiverseWalker2000
1,725,745,457
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbi0m0/i_always_wondered_why_my_best_friend_didnt_have/
1f97yro
[sep24] I smiled as I watched my kids splashing playfully in the sparkling blue water, knowing that this beachside vacation will be something they'll always remember.
Thankfully, they were obeying my warnings about playing close to the jagged reef jutting out of the receding waterline - the last thing I ever wanted to see was my children in danger.
38
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f97yro/sep24_i_smiled_as_i_watched_my_kids_splashing/
Weirdo_writer
1,725,492,665
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f97yro/sep24_i_smiled_as_i_watched_my_kids_splashing/
1fh47lv
I always thought the scratching at my window was just the tree branches.
Until I moved to a house with no trees.
41
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh47lv/i_always_thought_the_scratching_at_my_window_was/
Willing_Profit_9873
1,726,373,961
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh47lv/i_always_thought_the_scratching_at_my_window_was/
1ffbr3i
“I’ll always watch over you”, were the last words my father said.
I didn’t expect to see his crucified form hovering over me as I fail to sleep.
38
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffbr3i/ill_always_watch_over_you_were_the_last_words_my/
FrankZaing
1,726,170,909
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffbr3i/ill_always_watch_over_you_were_the_last_words_my/
1fem03b
"The surgery was successful," the doctor said.
"Doc, why does my groin hurt if it was to remove my gall bladder?"
40
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fem03b/the_surgery_was_successful_the_doctor_said/
PotentOats
1,726,090,923
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fem03b/the_surgery_was_successful_the_doctor_said/
1fbmy0h
[SEP24] Explosions are red, the correct wire to cut is blue.
Now the question is, do I mean correct for me, or for you?
40
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbmy0h/sep24_explosions_are_red_the_correct_wire_to_cut/
RaynaClay
1,725,760,384
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbmy0h/sep24_explosions_are_red_the_correct_wire_to_cut/
1f9qv17
[SEP24] "i love your eyes they're the most gorgeous shade of blue i wish i had them."
My friend gushed as she looked into my eyes, a tweezer in her hand.
35
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9qv17/sep24_i_love_your_eyes_theyre_the_most_gorgeous/
None
1,725,554,144
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9qv17/sep24_i_love_your_eyes_theyre_the_most_gorgeous/
1f8hfrf
As I saw that humalike shadow in the corner of my room I thought to myself: "Great more sleep paralysis".
Then I realized I could still move
38
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8hfrf/as_i_saw_that_humalike_shadow_in_the_corner_of_my/
Thor2675
1,725,414,443
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8hfrf/as_i_saw_that_humalike_shadow_in_the_corner_of_my/
1f8gjvn
[SEP24] "Please don't leave me alone with them," she pleaded, puppy-dog eyes filled with terror.
In a split second, the mother dog on my kids' favorite show Bluey was back in character, though her eyes subtly winced and reddened every time she interacted with her family.
40
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8gjvn/sep24_please_dont_leave_me_alone_with_them_she/
MintClicker
1,725,411,875
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8gjvn/sep24_please_dont_leave_me_alone_with_them_she/
1fhyyb5
"Our military has developed a new approach to training in which we can reprogram a soldier's brain to make them fit for the army by removing any mental limitations that prevent them from serving the military to the best of their abilities"
I was eager to test the machine at first, but as the memories of my wife and kids are replaced with orders I need to follow, I let out one last scream before I fade away completely.
36
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhyyb5/our_military_has_developed_a_new_approach_to/
No-Manner5228
1,726,472,452
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhyyb5/our_military_has_developed_a_new_approach_to/
1fhc4sy
As the baby next to me wouldn’t stop crying, I prayed to go to sleep as fast as possible
As I hear panicking from others as the plane gets hijacked, I pray once more to be able to lose consciousness before who knows what?
36
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhc4sy/as_the_baby_next_to_me_wouldnt_stop_crying_i/
Traditional_Gap_7041
1,726,405,739
12
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhc4sy/as_the_baby_next_to_me_wouldnt_stop_crying_i/
1fg3ge2
[SEP24] The 'blue screen of death' had always been a dramatic name in the past.
But after seeing what it did to people whose minds were uploaded, death seemed far preferable.
34
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg3ge2/sep24_the_blue_screen_of_death_had_always_been_a/
_penroze
1,726,256,223
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg3ge2/sep24_the_blue_screen_of_death_had_always_been_a/
1fepblx
I saw the "Bridge is Out Ahead" sign just in time.
The person tailgating me, however, must've missed it as they blew by me.
35
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fepblx/i_saw_the_bridge_is_out_ahead_sign_just_in_time/
DiZZYDEREK
1,726,100,059
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fepblx/i_saw_the_bridge_is_out_ahead_sign_just_in_time/
1f9yn60
I dropped my favorite doll.
I had to put the tape back on to stop it from screaming.
35
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9yn60/i_dropped_my_favorite_doll/
DoLallyNinja
1,725,573,285
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9yn60/i_dropped_my_favorite_doll/
1f8pjfp
[SEP24] When a lost cold war submarine suddenly started radioing in, after nearly sixty years 'still on patrol', the Navy assigned a dedicated team to man their communications channel and ensure they were NEVER left alone again.
We already know that there's no way to help them in their quest to resurface or sink, but my job is to keep them oblivious of that fact and maintain a high morale— with five nuclear warheads still on board, we don't want them realising their situation is hopeless.
36
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8pjfp/sep24_when_a_lost_cold_war_submarine_suddenly/
Cheeseanonioncrisps
1,725,444,547
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8pjfp/sep24_when_a_lost_cold_war_submarine_suddenly/
1fejk6n
After months in space I have learned that the celestial bodies that you know as planets in our solar system are living entities.
Each one immeasurably fighting against the Hell sphere you call a Sun, as it drags us towards eternal damnation.
32
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fejk6n/after_months_in_space_i_have_learned_that_the/
Responsible-Bat5698
1,726,084,732
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fejk6n/after_months_in_space_i_have_learned_that_the/
1fe6y7g
[SEP24] There's something special about the water in Belize's 'Great Blue Hole'.
If there wasn't, I think drowning would've killed me by now.
38
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe6y7g/sep24_theres_something_special_about_the_water_in/
_penroze
1,726,050,969
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe6y7g/sep24_theres_something_special_about_the_water_in/
1fe5md8
Alone in my house, I called my mobile to find out where did I put it
I heard it ring under the pillow, but it was answered before I can hang up my landline
33
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe5md8/alone_in_my_house_i_called_my_mobile_to_find_out/
Psalm27_1-3
1,726,045,320
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe5md8/alone_in_my_house_i_called_my_mobile_to_find_out/
1fe4lqp
She wished that the masked man that had burnt her mother in an attack would burn to death.
The next day she held her mother, numb with horror, as they watched the news footage of her father's charred business flight.
35
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe4lqp/she_wished_that_the_masked_man_that_had_burnt_her/
Watcher_413
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1fdore8
I've been lying here for days, paralyzed after the fall.
The cats are finally getting hungry enough to take a bite.
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bokobokonisuru
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1fbsqan
"The love potion worked"! I exclaimed in joy,
As I watched my ex being chased by cougars.
34
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbsqan/the_love_potion_worked_i_exclaimed_in_joy/
wizdumZ
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