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[1845.52 --> 1852.56] I bought, we spent like over, no, I think it was 560 bucks for Red Hot Chili Peppers tickets
[1852.56 --> 1853.86] for four of them.
[1853.86 --> 1857.84] So and I bought them on Craigslist and they were printed out and they were black and white
[1857.84 --> 1861.68] and the guy was super sketch and we didn't feel good about it.
[1861.82 --> 1867.74] So my buddy was also texting the same person and after I bought them, he continued to text
[1867.74 --> 1867.94] them.
[1868.20 --> 1869.12] Hey, are they still available?
[1869.42 --> 1870.30] Yeah, they sure are.
[1871.42 --> 1873.20] Met up with them again and busted them.
[1873.84 --> 1878.56] Didn't end up, we got like some collateral from the guy, but he ended up just forgoing it.
[1878.56 --> 1882.98] Like we got his phone and stuff, but he is because we're like, we got your phone.
[1883.14 --> 1884.90] Now you have to like give us a refund.
[1884.90 --> 1887.22] And he's like, okay, I'll go get money out.
[1887.26 --> 1889.06] I'll come back like tomorrow kind of thing.
[1889.08 --> 1889.76] And he never did.
[1889.86 --> 1891.30] And the cops didn't care at all.
[1891.40 --> 1895.90] So we just had his crappy phone after and like, and his debit card or something like
[1895.90 --> 1896.02] that.
[1896.04 --> 1897.94] You took his phone from him?
[1898.00 --> 1898.08] Okay.
[1898.08 --> 1898.76] I wasn't there.
[1898.84 --> 1900.04] I was, I happened to be traveling.
[1900.20 --> 1904.46] I was, but my friends who also were part of this and who are also larger than I am,
[1904.46 --> 1907.14] they confronted him and like had a stakeout and stuff.
[1907.18 --> 1907.52] It was cool.
[1907.52 --> 1914.04] But in the end, basically the deal is they could have sold these tickets a dozen times
[1914.04 --> 1919.30] and actually ours could have worked if we were the first ones who showed up.
[1919.50 --> 1924.08] Whoever gets their first and gets those tickets scanned, the rest are inactive after that.
[1924.66 --> 1925.42] So that was a drag.
[1925.92 --> 1926.58] What a guy.
[1927.26 --> 1930.38] It's just so junk.
[1930.38 --> 1935.18] I don't like it when people, when people prey on like the average person in general,
[1935.18 --> 1936.24] but it sucks too.
[1936.26 --> 1939.24] When someone's like so excited for something and they're going to like, they're going to
[1939.24 --> 1941.32] fork out the money for this band that they really want to go see.
[1941.40 --> 1942.96] And they're like, yes, I finally get to see them in concert.
[1942.96 --> 1947.90] And then they get like screwed at the door and so bad that the person scanning their ticket
[1947.90 --> 1949.68] is probably like, you're a terrible person.
[1949.82 --> 1950.48] You know what I mean?
[1950.86 --> 1954.74] And then you finally get in there and you're like, okay, that all sucked, but we're here.
[1955.00 --> 1958.72] And then the whole show is just actually someone else doing this in front of you.
[1958.72 --> 1959.16] Yeah.
[1960.36 --> 1960.80] Holy.
[1961.98 --> 1963.02] Kill yourselves.
[1964.62 --> 1967.74] I don't want to be ageist, but young people are getting pretty bad at that.
[1968.84 --> 1974.30] I've seen people, I've watched people just like, just continually hold the button down
[1974.30 --> 1977.64] and contribute each one to their story and then watch it themselves.
[1978.22 --> 1979.36] And then here's the thing.
[1979.44 --> 1983.82] People, if you're the type of person that likes to take cell phone recordings for your Instagram
[1983.82 --> 1988.14] or Snapchat or just for video at a concert, know this.
[1989.02 --> 1993.96] Every other person in the world, when they log into their Snapchat or Instagram and they're
[1993.96 --> 1999.66] watching a story and that story is a dark room with crackling music, they skip it, man.
[2000.00 --> 2001.04] Nobody watches it.
[2001.38 --> 2001.70] Nobody.
[2001.70 --> 2001.90] Nobody.
[2002.26 --> 2005.02] You're ruining the experience for everybody for nothing.
[2005.24 --> 2006.02] Including you.
[2006.16 --> 2007.46] You skip their stuff too.
[2007.66 --> 2008.30] Almost certainly.
[2008.82 --> 2011.62] There was one time I went to a Blink-182 concert.
[2011.84 --> 2014.68] I was a ridiculous fan of Blink-182 for a really long time.
[2014.76 --> 2015.02] Nice.
[2015.70 --> 2016.66] Not their new stuff.
[2017.00 --> 2018.00] Take off your pants and jacket.
[2018.10 --> 2018.30] Yes.
[2018.30 --> 2018.74] Change your life.
[2018.88 --> 2019.08] Yes.
[2019.08 --> 2019.46] For sure.
[2019.62 --> 2020.40] And Enema of the State.
[2020.70 --> 2023.66] And like, what was the album before that?
[2024.54 --> 2025.54] They had one before that?
[2025.70 --> 2026.60] They had two before that.
[2027.08 --> 2027.28] See?
[2027.62 --> 2029.60] I thought Enema of the State was like their first one.
[2029.70 --> 2029.88] No.
[2030.04 --> 2032.24] That was their first one where they were like a big deal.
[2032.58 --> 2032.92] Whoa.
[2033.38 --> 2033.64] Yeah.
[2033.78 --> 2034.74] They also had a different drummer.
[2035.84 --> 2040.26] Well, that makes sense because he really catapulted them.
[2040.56 --> 2040.74] Yeah.
[2040.84 --> 2042.24] Travis is kind of incredible.
[2043.02 --> 2044.12] Let's go to the discography.
[2045.22 --> 2046.36] Cheshire Cat and Dude Ranch.
[2046.74 --> 2047.22] I told you.
[2047.22 --> 2048.04] Two more.
[2048.04 --> 2049.30] I knew of Dude Ranch.
[2050.00 --> 2050.16] Yeah.
[2050.30 --> 2051.26] Those were great.
[2051.42 --> 2051.84] Oh, yeah.
[2051.88 --> 2054.94] There's the album cover with the big, the ox's butt.
[2055.22 --> 2055.38] Yeah.
[2055.38 --> 2055.78] The rump.
[2056.18 --> 2056.38] Yeah.
[2056.90 --> 2058.42] I like the old punk stuff.
[2058.52 --> 2058.76] Whatever.
[2059.18 --> 2060.38] I finally got to go see them in concert.
[2060.58 --> 2061.82] Was so freaking stoked.
[2062.32 --> 2064.94] Travis gets like pulled up into the air.
[2065.16 --> 2068.64] His drum platform gets elevated on these like big chords.