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[745.48 --> 747.96] And enums is one that I hear quite a lot, actually. |
[748.04 --> 749.54] People actually want enums. |
[749.70 --> 752.32] Did enums, lack of enums hold us back, Ron? |
[752.78 --> 754.08] Oh, so much. |
[754.44 --> 758.66] You don't realize, okay, if you just can't figure out, |
[758.66 --> 762.14] is it this or that or the other thing or something else yet again? |
[762.62 --> 765.92] Like, you know, for us developers, like we could figure that out. |
[765.96 --> 770.96] But then all of a sudden, these people started making programs using things like no code |
[770.96 --> 773.26] with no code and no rules and no enums. |
[773.40 --> 777.30] And they were just making up their own like three and a half and 16 and three quarters. |
[777.30 --> 781.12] And then suddenly they were bringing back imperial units and they were making up new units |
[781.12 --> 784.06] that no one had ever heard of, moon units and stuff like that. |
[784.06 --> 790.90] If only they had enums, okay, then probably those would have held things in place and |
[790.90 --> 798.32] they would have prevented the silicon virus of 2027, which actually that was an actual |
[798.32 --> 799.20] silicon virus. |
[799.34 --> 800.72] The chips were passing it to each other. |
[801.04 --> 801.56] Oh, physically. |
[801.88 --> 802.80] Yeah, it was terrible. |
[803.00 --> 805.18] My mobile phone actually died before my eyes. |
[805.24 --> 805.66] It was terrible. |
[806.50 --> 807.26] Oh, I'm so sorry. |
[807.72 --> 808.42] Okay, well, enums. |
[808.84 --> 810.50] I mean, honestly, I'd like to see enums. |
[811.08 --> 814.10] And Valentin on Twitter also agrees they'd like to see enums. |
[814.88 --> 819.02] We should do that probably then if it's going to cause that silicon thing Ron talked about. |
[819.18 --> 819.30] Yeah. |
[819.60 --> 822.92] I can't say, but just remember what might happen if you don't. |
[822.98 --> 823.10] Yeah. |
[823.56 --> 824.26] Why stop there? |
[824.42 --> 828.76] How about tooling and third-party libraries for things like image library and Go, like |
[828.76 --> 830.20] the GoLine Cafe is recommended? |
[830.74 --> 834.20] Oh, well, that is a really big thing. |
[834.20 --> 841.84] The standard library, at some point, it went from, I don't know, like code to suddenly |
[841.84 --> 843.28] like a whole belief system. |
[844.22 --> 846.60] Like we never had even seen anything like it. |
[846.74 --> 851.08] Like, hey, you know, there were like standard library purists and then there were not. |
[851.38 --> 855.52] There were the heretics that were like thrown out of the community that went on to all these |
[855.52 --> 857.02] other languages like Lisp. |
[857.02 --> 865.50] You know, I mean, and so it was all simply because of not being able to accept ideas that |
[865.50 --> 870.86] came from other places that were totally valid and that, you know, deserve their own little |
[870.86 --> 872.28] niche in the ecosystem. |
[872.28 --> 874.16] And they didn't get fed and watered. |
[874.26 --> 877.92] And eventually they migrated to another island, I guess. |
[877.98 --> 878.42] I don't know. |
[878.50 --> 879.58] Maybe another space station. |
[879.76 --> 882.46] I can't really get transmissions through to those stations. |
[882.72 --> 883.72] They cut me off. |
[884.00 --> 884.82] Oh, you're joking. |
[884.98 --> 885.42] I wonder why. |
[885.42 --> 887.82] I hope they had this bad silicon with them. |
[888.12 --> 888.78] I don't know. |
[888.98 --> 889.90] Cutting you off like that. |
[890.10 --> 892.24] Too soon, Natalie, talking about the silicon virus. |
[892.58 --> 896.40] Lord Emperor Musk said I couldn't make any more transmissions of that kind. |
[896.68 --> 899.60] So and I need to maintain some Go code for them. |
[900.20 --> 903.46] So for the Teslas, I can't say it's a non-disclosure agreement. |
[903.80 --> 905.66] But remember, I am the last Go programmer. |
[906.02 --> 907.26] So I'm very, very busy. |
[907.54 --> 908.24] Yeah, good for you. |
[908.32 --> 909.50] I mean, it's good work if you can get it. |
[909.56 --> 911.34] If you're the last one, it's pretty good. |
[911.54 --> 912.64] There's no feature development. |
[912.74 --> 913.56] It's all bug fixes. |
[913.56 --> 915.86] It's all bug fixes, Matt. |
[916.06 --> 918.20] Imagine the last 20 years of my life. |
[918.50 --> 919.36] I mean, it's good money. |
[919.66 --> 921.10] OK, I will tell you that. |
[921.20 --> 921.96] We still have money. |
[922.06 --> 926.12] And I need that to get the blood transfusions that keep me looking so young and beautiful. |
[926.30 --> 926.58] You do. |
[926.66 --> 926.86] Yeah. |
[927.08 --> 927.72] I was thinking that. |
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[1035.76 --> 1037.86] What about tabs versus spaces then? |
[1038.16 --> 1038.86] What happened with that? |
[1038.98 --> 1039.70] That was a whole war. |
[1039.94 --> 1040.22] Oh yeah? |
[1041.14 --> 1047.42] The thing you don't realize is there was a whole sub war that went on between carriage return |
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