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[1329.78 --> 1331.50] We're a lot harder stuff now.
[1331.84 --> 1335.24] You're all enhanced in that, probably, with robot bits in that, I assume.
[1335.74 --> 1336.04] Yes.
[1336.20 --> 1336.52] Yes.
[1336.56 --> 1340.78] We've both had our upgrades to have the new interfaces installed.
[1341.46 --> 1342.90] It's the only kind of compatibility.
[1343.34 --> 1346.54] I mean, otherwise, you can't even connect to the galactic net.
[1346.72 --> 1346.86] Yeah.
[1347.78 --> 1347.98] Yeah.
[1348.16 --> 1349.44] Oh, that's what replaced the internet.
[1349.62 --> 1350.66] Oh, how does that work?
[1351.08 --> 1354.16] Oh, well, actually, that was one of the few things we got right.
[1354.16 --> 1354.52] Right.
[1354.64 --> 1361.16] So, it turned out that humans will do exactly the opposite of whatever you tell them to do.
[1361.36 --> 1361.66] Okay.
[1362.10 --> 1362.64] Go figure.
[1363.10 --> 1365.56] I think they may have discovered that in the 20th century.
[1365.96 --> 1366.64] I don't know.
[1366.70 --> 1367.86] That was so long ago now.
[1367.98 --> 1370.46] My implants don't go before 1999.
[1371.22 --> 1372.10] It's kind of a date thing.
[1372.26 --> 1372.74] I'm not sure.
[1373.46 --> 1380.34] So, we needed some way to get mesh networking installed all through the entire planet.
[1380.34 --> 1387.84] So, thanks to the beverage companies, Pepsi Coca, which was the merger of Pepsi and Coke,
[1387.92 --> 1392.56] eventually, there was only one bottling company, all of their canned and bottled beverages all
[1392.56 --> 1394.40] came with mesh networking built in.
[1394.64 --> 1398.82] That way, when people just kind of threw them everywhere, it ended up that we had mesh network
[1398.82 --> 1401.20] coverage over literally the entire planet.
[1401.34 --> 1402.64] Oh, that's amazing.
[1403.12 --> 1403.36] Yeah.
[1403.58 --> 1404.58] It's a great use of metal.
[1404.90 --> 1405.10] Yeah.
[1405.44 --> 1405.76] Yeah.
[1406.06 --> 1407.76] It was one of the few things they got right.
[1407.76 --> 1412.60] They were calling it the CAN bus for a while, but that already existed.
[1412.92 --> 1416.90] And there was like some, back when we had cars, people were kind of arguing about that.
[1417.26 --> 1420.74] So, then they changed it to call it the CAN system.
[1421.22 --> 1422.90] The trademark of that was available.
[1423.34 --> 1428.52] Sounds like the things that drive that are smaller devices like a mobile and IoT thing.
[1428.88 --> 1434.78] So, Paul Greenberg here is asking if the facilities for developing mobile and IoT things with
[1434.78 --> 1435.72] Go is supported better.
[1436.14 --> 1437.32] Can we hope this is a thing now?
[1437.32 --> 1439.12] That was a really sad thing.
[1439.62 --> 1443.10] You had this company, Google, that had Android.
[1443.86 --> 1446.84] And that was like the operating system that everybody was using.
[1447.00 --> 1450.84] Not everybody, but like lots and lots of people were using Android on all these devices.
[1451.12 --> 1453.10] And it came from this company, Google.
[1453.70 --> 1455.60] They used to exist back in those days.
[1455.76 --> 1456.46] Yeah, remember them.
[1456.74 --> 1457.98] Yeah, Google was really something.
[1458.44 --> 1460.06] They had Android and they had Go.
[1460.06 --> 1465.06] And yet, nobody at Google ever actually worked on the Android stuff for Go.
[1465.54 --> 1471.16] And when the people who did try to work on it, they were just sort of like, oh, yeah, you know, we should use a new language, Kotlin.
[1471.82 --> 1480.38] You know, so the people who actually wanted to do it, who actually spent a lot of time doing it, they sort of felt, well, you know, a little abandoned, a little sad.
[1480.38 --> 1481.48] So they stopped working on it.
[1481.56 --> 1484.76] You know, they went to go work for Apple Exxon Mobile.
[1485.34 --> 1487.46] And I mean, you know, they were doing really well.
[1487.54 --> 1489.98] There was all kinds of IoT options there, too.
[1490.28 --> 1498.16] I mean, of course, they all ran on IOU OS, which was, you know, the OS that ended up being like the last OS they ever shipped.
[1498.72 --> 1501.20] You know, the IOU OS on all of the devices.
[1501.72 --> 1502.56] That was another thing.
[1502.94 --> 1504.74] Go could have been so great on these devices.
[1504.74 --> 1512.54] I mean, when the brake system on the airplane you're on needs to reboot six times a day, you know, who wants to fly anymore?
[1513.18 --> 1516.72] Go was so good at that, like really bulletproof software, really solid stuff.
[1516.90 --> 1518.24] But that was another one.
[1518.30 --> 1522.84] There was all these people using TinyGo for that, you know, back before the big one.
[1523.06 --> 1523.54] The big tiny.
[1523.88 --> 1525.26] Literally, the big one.
[1525.54 --> 1526.36] The big TinyGo.
[1526.78 --> 1528.36] No, no, the actual, the big one.
[1528.80 --> 1529.58] The big Go.
[1529.58 --> 1532.58] In 2041, the big one finally hit California.
[1532.58 --> 1534.68] And it just happened to be during Google I.O.
[1535.18 --> 1537.24] And so, like, that did not help.
[1537.32 --> 1542.68] That took out quite a lot of the Go developers all in the tidal waves and liquefaction zones that occurred.
[1542.80 --> 1545.36] Wait, Go made it to Google I.O. for more than one talk?
[1545.96 --> 1547.14] No, that was it.
[1547.26 --> 1549.82] After the big earthquake, there was nobody left.
[1549.90 --> 1550.60] That's what caused it.
[1550.68 --> 1552.84] And maybe that helped me become the last Go programmer.
[1553.32 --> 1553.78] I don't know.
[1554.22 --> 1556.02] So what do we need to do now to make this right?
[1556.14 --> 1560.08] Well, we need to encourage, you know, let a thousand flowers bloom.
[1560.08 --> 1581.24] If in the past all of these cool projects had more people paying attention to them and more people contributing and big companies actually ponying up to pay some of their R&D budgets to help some of these projects along, you know, then maybe they'll thrive and survive long enough to make it past ...
[1581.82 --> 1584.40] You know, when that meltdown hit, there was almost no chips left.
[1584.74 --> 1586.16] Perfectly timed glitch there.
[1586.56 --> 1588.96] We'll be back in a minute when the timeline aligns.
[1588.96 --> 1590.58] Those galactic nets, I'm telling you.
[1590.78 --> 1591.84] Yeah, it's the cans.
[1592.84 --> 1593.90] It's a terrible idea.
[1594.32 --> 1595.34] They might be on to me.
[1595.60 --> 1595.74] Yeah.
[1596.14 --> 1598.42] Every time somebody's opening a can, this is what's happening.
[1598.50 --> 1599.82] Yeah, it causes a glitch.
[1600.20 --> 1600.96] Is this thing on?
[1601.02 --> 1601.22] Hello?
[1601.54 --> 1602.46] They're not on to you, Ron.
[1602.52 --> 1603.20] They're not on to you.
[1603.34 --> 1603.60] I think...
[1603.60 --> 1603.88] Hello?