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A Roman went to the doctor complaining of high fever.... The bad news is he tested positive for 100-O-6-500-XIX
Edit: Changed 19 to roman numeral. It sounds better. Thanks u/fitz_riggs | 1,805 |
A husband phoned his wife while she was in the shower... ...just to remark that there was a new episode of a TV show _he_ liked on Netflix that day. "Is that all?" she asked angrily. "You got me out of the shower - I'm standing here naked." He apologized and hung up, then got a workmate to phone his home number. "What is it now?" she said. An unfamiliar male voice said "Are you happy with your... Oooh, look at you! And all wet, too!" She screamed, hung up, and ran back to the bathroom. | 1,806 |
Quarantine party at my house tonight, everyone!!! Nobody is invited!!!! | 1,807 |
Magician Magician: I can make anything disappear
Magician: I can make disappear | 1,808 |
My wife said that with all this going on she’s not going to take our 4 week old to the hospital just to have his weight checked. No weigh. | 1,809 |
My friend asked for tips to pick up women I told him to lift with his legs to avoid injuring his back. | 1,810 |
What's the square root of 69? 8 something... | 1,811 |
I don’t like country music but I’m not going to say why because... I don’t want to denigrate those who do, and for those who do listen to country music, denigrate means put down | 1,812 |
What do you call a homicidal clown who impersonated a cowboy on a flamboyant ship? John Wayne: Gay Sea. | 1,813 |
Boris promised 40 new NHS hospitals over the next ten years. At this rate, it'll only take him about a month and a half. | 1,814 |
My wife has been missing for a year and the police said to me last night.. My wife has been missing a year and the police said to me last night, "I think you should expect the worst."
So I've brought all her things back in from the shed. | 1,815 |
People are praising the Germans right now for having an aid package for artists during quarantine.. But they’re definitely doing it because the last pissed off artist started World War 2. | 1,816 |
What did one person say to the other person while playing a card game? “Discard is awesome! | 1,817 |
What did the Russian lesbian spy get charged with? Lesbionage | 1,818 |
Prince Charles tested positive for COVID-19 On the positive side, he finally got a corona! ^(\[lat\]) | 1,819 |
Did you hear about the Jamaican spicemaker who had sex before marriage?
He was a cinna-mon | 1,820 |
An ok joke Francis had memory loss. He was chatting with his friend, Richard, in his nursery home. Richard asks him “ Hey, how is that new memory clinic working out for you?”
“It’s going great!” Francis said. “I can remember everything.”
So then Richard asks him “ What’s the name of the clinic?”
“Umm...What’s the name of that red flower with a long stem and thorns?” Francis asks.
“Do you mean a Rose?”
“Yeah.” So then he turns to his wife.
“Hey Rose! What’s the name of that memory clinic?” | 1,821 |
A husband and a wife go to marriage Counseling. [Long] A husband and wife visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone.
The counselor asks her, “You say you’ve been married 20 years. So what seems to be the problem?”
“The wife replies, “It’s my husband. He’s driving me crazy! I’m going to leave him if he continues!”
“How does he drive you crazy?”
“For 20 years,” she says, “he’s been doing these stupid things.
First, whenever we go out, he’s always looking at the floor and refuses to go near anyone. It’s very embarrassing.”
The marriage counselor is amused, “Anything else?”
“He keeps picking his nose all the time! Even in public!”
“Hmm, anything else?”
The wife hesitates, “Whenever we’re making love, he NEVER lets me be on top! Once in a while, I’d like to be in control!”
“Ah,” says the counselor, “I think I’ll talk to your husband now.”
So the wife goes out of the room and the husband says to the counselor, “For years I’ve been loving and considerate and I’ve always given her what she wants! What could be the problem?”
The counselor explains, “She says you’ve got these habits that are driving her crazy. First, you’re always acting strange in public—looking at the floor and never going near anyone else.”
The husband looks concerned, “Oh, you don’t understand! It’s one of the few things my father told me to do on his deathbed and I swore I’d obey everything he said.”
“What did he say?”
“He said that I should never step on anyone’s toes!”
The counselor looks amused, “Actually, that means that you should not do anything that would cause anyone else to get angry.”
The husband looks sheepish, “Oh. Okay.”
The counselor continues, “And you keep picking your nose in public.”
“Well, it’s another thing my father specifically commanded me to do! He told me to always keep my nose clean.”
The counselor smiles. “That just means you should stay out of trouble.
And,” he continued, “finally, she says that you never allow her to be on top during your lovemaking.”
“This,” says the husband, “is the last thing my father commanded me to do on his deathbed, and it’s the most important thing.”
“What did he say?”
The husband replies, “With his dying breath, he said, ‘Don’t screw up.’” | 1,822 |
A man is rushed into the emergency room, exclaiming that someone dressed as Mickey Mouse had broken his knee. “Which knee?” Says the doctor
The man, pointing at his right leg, says “dis knee!” | 1,823 |
what’s blue, orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool? a baby with burst armbands | 1,824 |
A man walks into a tattoo parlor... A man walks into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist to tattoo $100.00 bill onto his penis. The artist is taken aback and reluctantly agrees to do it.
As the artist is setting up, he begins to have second thoughts. He tells the guy, "Hey, you know this is going to really REALLY hurt!" The guy said, "Yeah... I figured it would."
The artist says, "You know, this is really going to take a long time. There's so much fine detail." The guy said, "Yeah, I was hoping for super fine detailed work. That's why I chose you to do it."
The artist finally agrees and starts work. He asks the guy, "You know... I just hafta know why you're doing this. I'll tell you what, I'll give you a 10% discount if you just tell me why."
The guy thinks about it quickly and agrees. "Really, there are three reasons:
1) I like to watch my money grow.
2) I like to play with my money.
and
3) If my wife is going to blow a 100 bucks, I want her to do it at home." | 1,825 |
I asked this Jewish girl for her number She said “We’ve got names now” | 1,826 |
Last weekend I was in the car with my girlfriend, and she said she was breaking up with me So I replied to her “that’s fine, I’ve already got everything I need”
So she says “oh yeah, what’s that?”
“An airbag”
Hit a tree going 120. She died in the hospital last week | 1,827 |
The internet is so self-centred. It's all meme, meme, meme. | 1,828 |
What's a fish order when it goes to Starbucks? A caramel mahiato | 1,829 |
The difference between women and rabbit The thing they have in common is that they both jump.
The only difference is the one jumps on the ground.
The other jumps to conclusions | 1,830 |
Dad Jokes are bad: Cause all their real jokes are inappropriate | 1,831 |
A teacher asked a question and a boy stood up..everyone looked at him in wonder Then the boy pointing to his very erect dick that's visible from miles away said it knows the answer. | 1,832 |
What does Reddit call it when a man is supportive of a woman during hard times? Simpathy. | 1,833 |
What do you call a 90s boy band playing long pieces of classical music on a cello? The Bach suite boys
(This is _very_ highbrow so don’t feel stupid if you don’t get it) | 1,834 |
How can you easily spot an optimist? An Older person buying green bananas. | 1,835 |
My mom said, "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" Amazing woman, terrible surgeon. | 1,836 |
What do women and KFC have in common? After your done with the breast and thighs you have a greasy box to stick your bone in. | 1,837 |
I am so bored now, So I applied for The NHS volunteer scheme. Turns out they've got enough gynaecologist, Just waiting to hear back from the breast clinic. | 1,838 |
A friend of mine had his heart beating fast when his GF touched his dick for the first time. But it got faster when he touched hers | 1,839 |
What do cats get when they get sick? A purrscription | 1,840 |
A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers, and he gets five drinks. | 1,841 |
You know who’s really not laughing during this time? Birds...not a lot of heads to poop on | 1,842 |
Prince Charles & Boris Johnson, both catching Corona virus, really proves masks don't work as protection. Unless the previous evenings masquerade party goers, didn't properly disinfect the whips, chains and forgot to soak the ball gags | 1,843 |
A reporter visits a small village farm to interview a farmer about his sheep. A reporter visits a small village farm to interview a farmer about his sheep.
Reporter:So Billy,what do feed your sheep?
Billy:I feed the white one corn mix.
Reporter:what about the black one?
Billy:I feed it corn mix as well.
Reporter: Ok,where do your sheep sleep?
Billy:the white one sleeps in the underground shack.
Reporter:what about the black one?
Billy: it sleeps in the underground shack as well.
Reporter : OK......how old are your sheep?
Billy:the white one's 11.
Reporter:what about the black one?
Billy: it's 11 as well.
Repoerter:OK Billy,both of your sheep live the same way then why do you keep talking about them seperately?
Billy:it's because the white one is mine.
Reporter:what about the black one then?
Billy: it's mine as well. | 1,844 |
A man walks up to a widow during a funeral: “Mind if I say a word?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "Plethora." The widow replies: "Thanks, that means a lot." | 1,845 |
The other day I took a shit in a urinal but no one found it funny. Guess you had to pee there. | 1,846 |
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colour? A reptile dysfunction. | 1,847 |
I don't think the gender pay gap is real. I think the problem is that men go for higher paying jobs like male doctor, male engineer and male CEO, where as women usually go for lower paying jobs like female doctor, female engineer and female CEO. | 1,848 |
Our Earth Science Class took a fieldtrip to a place where scientists drill through sedimentary rocks for specimens of local strata, but I didn't really enjoy the trip. It was just boring. | 1,849 |
A husband and wife sit in their bed. The husband tells his wife; I bet 20$ that you cant say something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.
The wife thinks for a second and says: you have the biggest dick out of all your friends. | 1,850 |
Mr. Mann’s choice A mining company owner and CEO, Mr. Mann, was always focused on profit and straight up bussiness. His only wish now was to have somebody to share his wealth with so he decided to find himself a woman who will like him for who he is.
He met a Russian doctor named Nadezhda. She’s his age (51), witty, sharp-minded and was beautiful (she’s Russian after all). A stereotypical representation of an action movie antagonist but with a kind heart, she would make a great bussiness companion who will genuinely love him for who he is. “I would be happy with her for the rest of my life. Nobody makes a better companion in terms of bussiness and finances than your wife. She’s not in for the money because she has plenty already.”
Weeks have passed and he met a young starlete from Belgium named Chloe. She sure had all the right atributes to double his heart rate in a matter of seconds. Even though she seemed dumb and stupid, he knew that she was in for the money and that once he dies she will inherit everything he owns since he had no sons. “What the heck, why don’t I choose her? An obvious gold digger, but why do I care? I have no children and I want some fun before I get too old. I don’t need bussiness companions, I need fun!”
A month later he met Margharet, an Australian hardworking housewife. She was born in the wild Australian outback and learned to fight with wild animals at a young age. “A heck of a housewife! I pay my housekeepers and maids 10.000£ a day in total and I can’t fuck them. Not only will I save money, but I also get to fuck her! Money means nothing to her, she only likes me because I go hunting and trekking often. If I get too old and boring will she leave me?”
So, who did Mr. Mann choose?
The one with the biggest tits, obviously! | 1,851 |
I know that self employed people and those without health care are having a pretty tough time right now... But the people I really feel sorry for are the burglars. Can you even imagine how difficult it is to find an empty house to rob, right now? | 1,852 |
As a pizza delivery driver, I've had to change some of my habits because of Covid-19 For example, I've had to start wearing my glasses again because my boss told me that we were switching to contact-less deliveries. | 1,853 |
Missionary Work An American missionary travels to remote Amazonv village to spread the gospel. First, thing he realizes is that he needs to teach the natives English; as that's the only language he knows and has Bibles to distirbute. He ponders and finally approaches the headman of the village.
As the walk along in the forest the missionary see's a bird and points as says "Bird", the villager looks and says "Bird". The missionary looks upwards and says praise the Lord this might work. They walk a little further, the missionary passes a tree and points and says "Tree", the villager looks and says "Tree". The missionary looks upwards again and says praise the Lord this might work.
They continue with this and it seems to be working. Finally as they pass some bushes they see a couple having sex. The missionary thinks to himself; I don't want to teach them any "bad" words so he points at the couple and says "Riding a bicycle". In the blink of an eye, the villager pulls the bow off his back, notches an arrow, and shoots the man from the couple in the back.
Then the the village points at the couple and says "Riding my bicycle". | 1,854 |
Why were all the windows in the White House removed? It's because the president wants to avoid drafts. | 1,855 |
Y'all heard about the white shirt wearing thief, who got away with a whole lot of iron and chromium, all without dirtying his clothes? ... It was a stainless steal...
Yes, I'll see myself out... Bye! | 1,856 |
If you’re thinking of painting a self-portrait You need to take a long hard look at yourself | 1,857 |
Due to covid I broke up with my gf via text message She texted back that was unacceptable as she shouted "asshole" through the bathroom door. | 1,858 |
I was just served soggy spaghetti at a local restaurant... So I put in a re-straining order. | 1,859 |
What's the worst thing to feel during a prostate exam? 2 hands on your shoulders. | 1,860 |
I gave corona to our food delivery guy as a thank you. But that's okay, I still have 5 bottles left. | 1,861 |
Why do Millenials prefer odd numbers? Because they can't even. | 1,862 |
What did Bill Gates have for lunch? An apple. | 1,863 |
What did the Police say to the guy who was under a rest stop? YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, STOP NOW! | 1,864 |
Why did Helen Keller’s belly button hurt? Her boyfriend was blind too. | 1,865 |
Town and Country A very rich man from a big town goes to the countryside to enjoy fresh air while driving the Ferrari he's just bought.
He is driving his Ferrari when he spots a peasant sitting by the side of the road, eating some corn and doing nothing else, and decides to prank him.
He stops the Ferrari, rolls down the windows and asks: - Is it far from here where I'm going to?"
The peasant thinks for about thirty seconds and answers: - If you are going to hell, it is just a mile ahead. If you are going to buy food, the manure factory is two miles back on this road, but if you are going to get yourself fucked, just let your pants down, it's right here! | 1,866 |
What do you call a computer loaded with pop music? A Dell | 1,867 |
I just went to a zoo and all they had was one dog It was a shit zoo. | 1,868 |
A man wins the lottery... [*I heard this joke for the first time as a 13 year old at a family party. So imagine my mild mannered German 70 year old great uncle calmly telling this joke to the whole table. I had never heard him tell a joke before. It's still one of my favourite jokes*]
A man wins the lottery after years of crippling debt and financial stress.
His first idea is to quit his horrible job. Upon arrival at work and before he can say anything, he is summoned to the office of his boss.
"I'm sorry, but we have to let you go due to changed priorities. As this is not your fault, you will be compensated with a severance pay of $50,000. I'll be happy to introduce you to any future employer. Again, I'm very sorry."
Astonished and surprised, the man leaves his former work place and thinks about his next plans.
He decides to buy his dream car.
At the car dealership, he is greeted by confetti, flowers and large banderole reading "Congratulations, customer #100,000!"
As the prize is a fancy sports car, he enthusiastically speeds home to finally tell his wife.
Stepping into his home, he slowly tip-toes from room to room to be able to surprise her.
After nearly checking the whole house, it almost seems like his wife is not at home, even though the door was not locked.
Suddenly he sees that the ladder to the attic is lowered. Slowly ascending, he is overcome by a strong suspicion and starts to breathe heavily.
And yes: there she is, dangling from a rope, a chair toppled over, a suicide note on the neatly placed shoes on the floor.
The man stands silent for a minute and finally speaks to himself.
"Well look at that! Seems like I'm on a roll today!" | 1,869 |
My friend says Im indecisive, But I cant decide why | 1,870 |
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized.” | 1,871 |
So I said to my girl, it’s not that I’m always horny It’s just that you’re always beautiful!🇨🇦 | 1,872 |
Wife dreamed that she was attending a dick auction... Wife : "I dreamed they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "They gave those away."
Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamed they were auctioning off vaginas. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they held the auction." | 1,873 |
COVID-19 Pick-Up Lines If COVID-19 doesn't take you out... Can I?
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.
You can't spell virus without U and I.
Baby, do you need toilet paper because I'm your Prince Charmin.
I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.
Without you my life is empty as a supermarket shelf.
Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
You can't spell quarantine without "U-R-A-Q-T". | 1,874 |
A polar bear walks into a bar. And asks the bartender for gin and.........................tonic. Of course said the bartender but was wondering what's up with the pause. Polar bear holding up his paws said " I dont know I was born with them!" | 1,875 |
There were 7 kings. One named after each day of the week. One of the weekend’s rulers was known for ruling over his military with an iron fist, Such that as little as a cross word said about the state would mean life in prison.
One example that stands out was that of Sir John. A strong and noble knight who had a short temper when it came to his family name. He spent his days upholding the rules laid out for him and drinking inordinate amounts of ale.
Two peasants ran up to an intoxicated Sir John and blurted “your mom’s a rocket, man!”
Three seconds later, the usually steel faced knight slapped the bums across their faces. It took no longer than a few minutes for the king himself to show up with a sickle in an attempt to flex his muscles. He decreed “it shall be as such. One limb for each of the men you have dishonoured.” As the peasants pinned Sir John down at his right side. The king began to swing.
Five slices, it took to remove Sir John’s appendages. Unfortunately he died of blood loss at the scene. The king was so excited to have made an example of a senior member of the military that he rode off on his horse with unprecedented haste, swinging the arm & leg around as trophies.
Eight rebel knights and three of their squires decided to hold a ceremony for their departed John. A funeral for a friend. As John’s corpse was being lowered into the grave, his widow came running down from the keep, yelling for the men to stop.
Thirteen strides, the fair maiden took. All in attempt to hold her beloved once more. She made it to the valley and to her husband. She lay with his dead head in her arms. Love lay bleeding in her hands.
Twenty one years later, the lady Fibonacci was telling the story to her kids, on her deathbed. The legend of sir John and the mockery of the old rule.
The tale of when Saturday’s Knight was made All Right for Fighting. | 1,876 |
A Catholic Priest is diagnosed with an STD Doctor: Don't worry it's something minor | 1,877 |
A dad and his son go fishing A dad and his son go fishing and the dad asks the son if he brought any beer.
The son says: "Yeah dad I brought a six-pack"
The dad turns to him and says: "Well why didn't you bring any for yourself?" | 1,878 |
Polar bear asks mama bear Son: Mom are you a polar bear?
Mother: Yes son im a polar bear.
Son: Mom is my father a polar bear?
Mother: You father is a polar bear too.
Son: Hmmm, Is my grandfather a polar bear?
Mother (answers nervously): Yes son your grandfather is a polar bear and whole family 10 generations back are all polar bears. Why are you asking?!?!?
Son: I'm f*cking cold mom. | 1,879 |
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson were investigating a case. Suddenly Dr. Watson started having constipation and he retired to the nearest lavatory.
After some time passed, Holmes went to check up on Watson.
"You all right in there, Watson?"
"Yes, Holmes."
"Still having bouts of constipation, don't you?"
"Yeah, no shit, Sherlock." | 1,880 |
I was the fastest track star ever But I smelled horribly as a result no one wanted to be near me.
When asked what was my secret my response was I GOT THE RUNS! | 1,881 |
A group of snails were tired of the stereotypes of being slow. So they decided to enter an auto race. Instead of a number on the side of the car, they painted a large 'S' on it, for snail.
When they started racing, they were easily the fastest car out there, lapping all the other cars every few minutes.
The spectators marveled "Wow, look at that S car go!" | 1,882 |
The poetry contest. The rules were simple. Contestants were given a word, and five minutes to compose a four-line poem that used the word. The two finalists were an Oxford don and a undergrad from Ole Miss. The word was Timbuktu.
The Oxford lecturer went first.
"Across the burning desert sand / Wends a lonely caravan / Men and camels, two by two, / Destination: Timbuktu."
Polite applause. Then it was the Southern kid's turn.
"Me 'n' Tim a'huntin' went, / Met three hoors in a pop-up tent. / They was three 'n' we as two, / So I bucked one 'n' Timbuktu."
He won. | 1,883 |
Where do bees stop to use the bathroom on road trips? The BP station. | 1,884 |
Why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart (NSFW) He heard little boys pants were half off | 1,885 |
A King must give his kingdom to one of his sons, he gives them each a duck and a task... There's a king in a far away kingdom. He had 3 son's all close in age and had not chose an heir.
The 3 princes were old enough for him to decide, so he gives them each a duck. The king says, " which ever of you sale your duck for the most money will be the heir to the throne. Go my sons fulfill this task."
The eldest prince leaves...
A little later on the middle prince leaves...
Finally the youngest son leaves, as he's walking thru the woods he thinks to himself, "I've never sold a thing in my life, the kingdom could never be mine"
He walks hopelessly around the woods and eventually runs into a beautiful woman bathing in a pond. He is struck. He approaches her and says, "Excuse me ma'am you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I will give you this duck for sex".
She agrees.
When they finish he hands her the duck. She looks at the duck confused on what to do with it and says to the prince, "I will return this duck for one more go 'round".
He agrees.
After they got finished the prince heads back to the kingdom as its getting dark. He feels defeated as he is walking back duck still in hand.
Suddenly the duck jumps out of his hands and an 18 wheeler suddenly runs it over flat! Devestated he picks up his flat duck. At that moment a guy on a 4 wheeler pulls up and says to the prince holding the flat duck, "Whoa! That's a bad ass duck dude I'll give you 5 dollars!"
The prince agrees and heads back to the kingdom and all the princes meet back with their father. The eldest prince says, "I sold my duck for 1 dollar!" The second goes, "that's nothing I sold mine for 2 dollars!" The third prince smiling, says, "I got fuck for a duck. Duck for a fuck. And 5 dollars for one fucked up duck!" | 1,886 |
What do you call it when you kill a bunch of Catholics on a Sunday morning? Mass murder | 1,887 |
What do you call 100 Maleficents? A Malefidollar | 1,888 |
Scientist now know which areas will be hardest hit by COVID-19,... Those with a large population density and those areas with a largely dense population.
Stay home, laugh, and don't spread it. | 1,889 |
What do you call a funny disease? A humorous tumor. | 1,890 |
I'd a happy chhildhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire.. Those were Goodyears.. | 1,891 |
Peace out Namaste | 1,892 |
A Scottish teenage girl plays the guitar and writes a song A Scottish teenage girl learns guitar and writes a song. When she performs it at the talent show, to her father's disapproval, she wears a crop top. During a guitar solo, her father walks up on stage and starts singing the song as if he's part of the act, and then he wraps her exposed belly with a towel. In shock, the girl says to her dad, "Why are you coverin' me mid-riff?" | 1,893 |
Descartes goes to a restaurant The waiter brings pork chops to the table.
Descartes looks irritated. "And what's this exactly?" he asks.
"Pork chops, sir. Didn't you order them?"
"I think not!" shouts Descartes, and just like that, he vanishes. | 1,894 |
You know what they say, “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.” Except for the Herpes, that shit comes homes with you. | 1,895 |
When the heat turns down,we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting. We call it our Con Den session. | 1,896 |
I'm not saying it's a mistake letting my girlfriend control the thermostat... But two Hobbits just showed up and threw a ring into our bedroom. | 1,897 |
Came home from work to find the cake in my fridge missing. There was a note sitting where the cake was that said...
>“I broke into your house and saw the cake in your fridge, I didn’t steal anything else, only the cake in your fridge.”
I was infuriated, what kind of a burglar steals cake?!
I’ve had thieves take my bike, I’ve had thieves take my packages, but not like this, this one takes the cake. | 1,898 |
What was the dick of a monk attached to? The asshole didn't have any attachments | 1,899 |
Who could've expected conservative party member Boris Johnson.... would end up getting a Prince Albert? | 1,900 |
A young girl was sent to work in mines A few days later someone pushed a piano down the mine shaft
Resulted in A flat minor | 1,901 |
Vegans don't live longer It just feels like they do | 1,902 |
This lockdown is not bad as it seemed Today I had a great chat with a web designer.
Can you guys believe, the guy lived in my attic the whole time! | 1,903 |
If someone is passed out on the streets dont be soulless and walk past. Move him to the side so others can walk. | 1,904 |
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